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NEW SERIES-YOL. 19, NO. 33. (Cards. Cards. jj w. SMITH, ATTORNEY-AT-LA W, tl:l:T ClearUold, Pa. J J. LINGLE, ATTORNEY-AT - LAW, i:is phtiijMinnr, vtntn c, r. Q R. 4 W. BAlfKETT, Attornsys a)iD Counselors at Law, clearfield, fa. January .H,le78. JSRAEL TEST, ATTORN RY AT LAW, Clearfield, P. 6ty0aln tba Court Hoe... Jj",'" "I OB PRINTING OF EVKRY DKSCRIP ft lion uetly eiocut.d at thia offine TtKTICEH' CORKTAB1.F.X FEEB V We bare printed ft largo number of tho net FEE BILL, and will on tbe.reoeipl of twenty. tr- noma. nt.il eon. to in .1dr mil ENRY VRETII. JUSTICE OF THE I'EACE FUR BILL 10WRIH1P. May 8, 187S-ly n WILLIAM M. IIENKY, Justice or TBI PbACI AND Scritiimr, LUMBER CITY. Collection! mad and money prompt It paid ever. Article of agreement and deeds of ooavayaaoe lull; eieeultxj aaa warraoted cor rect or ao charge. tUjy'TJ AMES MITCHELL, DI1LSK Til ' Squaro Timber & Timber LmhIh, J.ITM CLEARFIELD, FA. JOHN D. THOMPSON, fl Jui ( Ice of the Peaoe and Scrivener, Cur went vllle, pi( iSaVCvlleeiions made anJ money promptly paid otar. laozi rill TM. JI. McCULLOUGH, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, FA. OHI In Ma.onie building, Second alreet, op- poilte tbe coort Jloueo. J, 7B-H. y C. ARNOLD,. LAW & COLLECTION OFFICE, CCRWKNPVILLB, Clearteld Coantj, Penn'n. s. BROCKBANK, J- ATTORNBT AT LAW, Office in Opero llouie. CLEARFIKLD, PA. p85,T7-lj s, V. .AVILSOaN, ATTORNKT AT LAW, Offlne obo dnir east of Wettera Hotel baildinf, ioiite Court tloate. if,:t.5;77. CLKAKFIKLD, PA. pRAXK FIELDING, ATTORNBY-AT-LAW, Clearfield. Pa Will attend to all buiioeH enlravtad to him protnjalj and faithfully. 1 jaol'T JOHN A. STADLEtt, BAKKR, Market St.. Ctearfldd, Pa. Frerb Bread. Ruak, Kolli, Piaf and Caket on band or made to order. A general aisortnieot of Confecliunatiei, Frnilfl and Nuts la took. Ice Cream and Oyster in teaaon. Saloon nearly opposite the I'm ti. (fie. Prioaa modrrsla. Maroh tA '7ft RICHARD HUGHES, Jt'STICK OF TUB PEACE ron lltcatur Tou-tmhip, Oeeool. Mill! P. O. All offlolel bnilno.t ontrlittd to bin will ne promptly attended to. molil?, '7(1. I". SNYDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA, Office in Fie'i Opera dome. , June M, '7MI WILLUH A. WiLLOca. Aaar r. waLL.on. paviD a. aaaaa. jonn w. waioLBT. WALLACE & KREBS, . (Suwoiore ! Wallaoo A Fleldlnc,) ATTOKNEYS-AT-LAW, J.nl'77 Cltarflcld, Pa. 1Y f. o'le ItTCK, , . A. A. QtUflAK. lUCK A GRAHAM, AT1UHNKVS AT LAW, cLKAitriBLn, r. AH Ifjral bmlneii protuptty attended to. Office in i.ranitQi how 11, B. 8woope, rooma formerly oeevnied by taoi. a.MURMArw , cram ooaB. JURRAY & GORDON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, CLEARFIKLD, PA. "Otlce i Pie' Opera Uobm, eeeoad leor. loura a. 'iiALt.r. darirl w. H'ctaor. JcENALLY & MoCURDY ATTORN EYS-AT-LAVV. t - Clearfield, Pa. Jtaf Legal bnaineii attended to promptly with) fidelity. Office oa Heoond itreet, above the First national nana. Jan;.. 70 Q. KltAMER, A T TjQKKKY-J AT-LA w, Real Batata and Collection Agent, CLEARFIELD, PA., Will promptly attend to all legal bnilnen on tniRted to nil eart. nrOBco la Ple'e Opera IlonM. J.oHJ. J McKENRICK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA. All legal buiinen entruitod to bli oar. aill ra eelro prompt attention. Ofllco oppoilte Conrt llouie, la Uaebnlo Building, eoond floor. ftugl4,'7e-ljt JOUN L. CUTTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. nd Heal Ealata Agent, Clearfield, Pa. OSIee on Third Ureal, bet.Cherrf A Walnut. V-Respectfully offer, bil .orvioot fa .ailing and buying land. In Olearfleld and adjoining eountioa , nnd with nn etp.rleneeof ofer twenty y.are a. ft lawyer, laturo bim.elf tbat ho aaa render .atlafaotloa. (Fob. J8;3;tf, D R. E. M. SCHEURER, U0MIE0PATHIC PHTSICIAN, OOoe In re.ldcnoa on Flr.l at AprU fi, 1171. Clearteld, Ta. D K. W. A. MEAN8, I'HYSICIAN k -SURGEON, LUTUIRSDURO, PA. Will attend profeeaional oall. promptly. augl0'70 "pR. T. J. BO.ER, fUYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OSloe on Meraet Stroat, Clearteld, Pa. oT-Otloa anrlt t lo It ft. av, anel 1 to S k. m. D H, J. KAY TYRICLEY, ' UOMIKPITUIO PUY81CIAN, rOfllc adjoining tha reald.nea af Jam Wrigley, Ko., oa bWoondSL, ClearLId, Fa. JulyJI.'tt-tf. i e-- .- - , R. U. B. VAN VALZAII, CLEARKIEI.n, PENN'A. OFFICE IN MASONIC BUILDING. Ode. koara-From It to I F. H. - May it, nn. D R. J.'P. BURCnFIELD, Lt Sartjeoa of Obo 9M Eoftowat Peaaiy Waata Volaauaii, haviaf reiarned from tht Army, efferi hie profoieloaal aeivleoe la theoiUaeai ; ef Olearleldtoaaty. JBaTProfetaloaal ealli promptly atUaded U. Offlee oa Seeoad itreet, form erlyeeeap led by Dr.Wooda. apritl U A. T, 8CJIUYVER, MEDICAL ELECTRICIAN ion ' ' ECLECTIC PHYSICIAN. i Looa ! Clearteld, Pa. i la. made the dl.ea.ea af wataen and ebildran ' a .peeially far yeare, and will attend ta all eella, aiihl or day, ta tbe borough of Clearteld, Kl emiaatloa. and adelaa free for one month, at hi. oof only. Jaly2, l If. I ITARRY SNtDKR, ; Li. BARBER AND BAIRDKEftSE. 8ho oa Marbat St, anpo.Ua Ooart Hoaua. A aleaa towel for arory Meiemor . Alaftnafaotrwr af All Klnde af Artklea la Banian Hair. Clejarlald, Pa. . . njay It, 'ft. THOMAS H. FORCEE, DIALftft in (I EN Lit A L MERCHANDISE, ;rahamton, Pa. Also, exten.lr. manufacturer and dealer In Bqnaro Timber and sawed Lumber or all ktnd. SoT-Order. eollelted and nil bill, promptly tiled. . lJyl 73 WARREN THORN, BOOT AND SIIOE MAKER, Market ft.. Clrartteld, Pa. In the .hop lately ooeupied by Frauk Short, one door wait ol Allegnany uouea. REUBEN HACKMAN, House and Sign Painter and Paper Hanger, lienrdeld, Penu'a. fcA-Will eieeute job. in bit line promptly and in a workmanlike manner. arr.,07 G. H. HALL, PRACTICAL PUMP MAKER, NKAR CLEARFIELD, PKNN'A. aT-Puinpe alwaya on hand and made to order en abort notice, ripea bored on reason able term a. All work warranted to render latiifactlon, and delivered If desired. niy36;lypd E. A. BIQLER & CO., DIALER. IB SQUARE TIMBER, and uanufaoturera of ALL KINDS OP RAWED I.UMIIER, l-7'7l CLEARFIELD, PENN'A. JAS. B. GRAHAM, dealer In Real Estate, Square Timber, Boards, SHINGLES, LATH, A PICKETS, l:H7S Clearteld, Pa, WEAVER & BETTS, DK ALIBI IB Real Estate, Square Timber, Saw Legs, AND LUMBER OF ALL KINDS. O-Offlce on fleoond itreet, la rear of atora room or utorjre Wfaver a uo. janv, '78-tr. J. BLAKE WALTERS, REAL ESTATE BROKER, ARB BlAlan ra Maw Ijog aud X.umbor. CLEARFIELD, PA. Oltca In Qrabam'i Row, 1:31:71 8. I. SNYDER, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER ABD DBALRB IN Watches, Clocki and Jewelry. Graham t Htm, Marlut Strttt, CLEARFIELD, PA. All kibda of renal rin In bt line tirntnDtlT at- nuetj to, April iS, IB74. lVtpw Marble YhwI, The undeniined would Inform the pablfo that be has opened a new Majblo Yard on Third it root. opposite the Lutheran Church, where be will keep constantly on band a stock of rarloui kiada of maible. All kiudi of TOMBSTONES, MONUMENTS, Posit for i'emeiery Lola, and all other work fa hli lino will bo promptly e teemed ta a aeat aad workmaallko manner, at reasonable ratoe. , llefnaTaBtMsaatlifaftorv work and low nrleei. tilve bim a call. J. PLAUAUXY. Clearleld, Pa,, March 17, 1M7S-If. ANDREW HARWICK, Market Street, Clearlleld, Pa., MAMurACn'tiBia aaa dbalbb ib IIARNK88, SADDLES, BRIDLES, COLLARS, aad all kiada ef HORXS FMNI8HINQ (J OO VS. A full atoch of Saddlera' U aril ware. Brash et. Oombe, Ilia n sets, Robea, ate., alwaja oa hand and for sale at the lowest eash prioet. All kinda of mairinc promptly attended to. All kinda f bidea takoa tn eiobacce fur har ness and repairing. All hioda of barnesa leather kept on baod, and fur aale at a small profit. vieeraeia, tiaa. iw, ia0. E. WARING'S- LAW BLANKS For sale at the Clearfield HariiLiCAB office. The moat Vomptrte Merita oftMW Bianka pubtiahe. Tbeeo B tanks art aottem ap la auttorfor tt?le. are of aaifona rite, aad faralahod al vary low Bfaroa ror aaaa. - Call at lha KarriLioAB oCre aad aa'amia them, Ordott by mail promptly tiled. Addreaa, UOUDLANDKR A LEB, jBly Hi, im U. Ulearflaid Pa T WEST BRANCH - - Insurance acencY. FRNTl BROCKBANK, AgenW. (RaMeiion lo Murray A Oordoa.) ' The following tret diet. eompanU. repretentaJ: North Brltl.k A Mireantlk) Fire la.. Co., of England.. ........... J8,0 (lot Sootli.k Gommeroiel Firo lae. Oo., of England ...IO,0n,lll)t Konb Amerlna. of l'hlladrlphla...H.. 4,7nf,nm Fire Aeeof latlna, of Fhiladelphl. t,lpo,oftt Watortown Fir., N.w York, Inanna irm prorterty on ly ' ynt For the Rapiat.irAa. THE FLORA OF THE WEST. No greater field of loveliness can be iniUKiiiud than tbe western prairie pro scntH to the lover of the beautiful. There, from early Spring, until latest Autumn, can bo seen myriads of flow, era ol all forms, shades and colors, named and namolcss. Tho first that greets the c e in the Spring is tho cro cus, a much larger aud finer variety than we find in the East, Its blooms very frequently, beTng as largo as the oobea Ktmdent ; in many places scores 01 acres are covered witn those pale oiuo Dcauiins. Appearing almost with the crocus, it the tiny butler-cun and prairie daisy, always favorites of the children, aud even to tbe older ones, pleasant harbingers of tunny days, i'he prairie and its groves certainly nuvo a monopoly in tnowav ol violets. Tho different varieties agruo in num ber of sennit hut vary widely in color and folingo. The colors range from deep LIuu lo w Into, while the groves Airnieh the yellow wood-violet, but lor beaut', tho lavender and cream colors are peerless, covering tho prarie with a silvery sheen as the light hroeze passes over them. J ho toliugo vanes as much in form as the flowers in color. It includes tho palm, larkxpur, lance leaved pansy, and many other forms. Columbino, (aquilegia) an inhabitant of the grovo, pleasantly greets tbe passer by with its wealth of nodding flowers, always stately, bearing a dignity to wbicu it is entitled on account ol tho mass of luxuriant foliage which sur rounds and supports it. Tho Dkcntra cucullaria, with its blossoms of pink and white, is a great lavortie. Its flow ers resemble, somewhat, those ot tho drrlytra, but its foliage is quite differ ent, the leaves are finely divided, and more of a fern-like growth. Tho wild pea, (pisvm) diffurs considerably from the sweet-scented pea: the flowers are purple and lavender, growing in orowns at the top ot the stem, the foliage is very much like the acacia, (suliiras- Sim) except that it is covered ovor with a short hair, flower not lragrant, but quite an addition to bouquoU Of iris, (nov-er-dehice) there are several varieties. The early iris, (iverna) flower blue, leaves very long; copper- euiuruu iris, cuprm) flowers orange lake iris '(lacustris) flower blue and yel low. These beautiful flower-Iran beeeen fiir some length of timo, adorning the ponds and lukclets over tho prairie, surrounded by their armor of lance or swortl-sbaped leaves, l'rairte pink is bell-shaped, with five petals united as in tho tecoma, or trumpet flowor, a pro fuse bloomer, and of a brichl orantre color, un removing a very thin bark from the root of this plant, vou will find small red particles adherinir lo tho inner baric, wlncn, it applied to any object, will paint it a most brilliant scarlet. The leaves are not so lonir asof tho garden pink. The low grounds aro frequently covered with cow slip (palwitrii) and yellow and whito spi dcrlily. The wood-sorrel (ojnu) ueuutines ana Drigntcns mucu ol na ture's greon carpet with its little trumpet shaped flowers of violet pur ple ; its plant is amnlescenl, arising frt.m a scaly bulb. Each week brings its tribute of new varieties to the floral festival. Among others the gentian, (gentiana) fumily, which, by the way, is a very large and a very welcome one; the alba, with its cream white corolla ; tho obolaria, with Its purplish bloom, and tbe ochrolcnca with its cor olla of grcenish whito, are all worthy the admiration they receive, but no one cun compare with tbe beautiful closed blue gentian, (andrewtu) whose corolla novor opens; its beauty and loveliness, liko tbe hopes and fears of tbe unman heart, are bidden from tbe rudo gar.o of the world ; no one can tell of the gem without destroying tho casket. Tho wild rose ol tho prairie Is a mar vel oi brightness and swootnoss. sol- dom ever reaching over one foot in height, but frequently having eighteen or twenty roses In full bloom at one time, presenting the appearance ol a large Douqnet, flowers very lragrant. Tbero is a bright rod lily dotted with black, very handsome; tbe stem is twelve or fourteon inches high, bear ing one flower only, which stands creel, Then, in many of tho ponds we have the whito pond lily, the pride ana glory oi me (mum family. A small shrub, or busb, eighteen inches high, called wild bean, but In appropriately bo, bears large clnstors ot flowers oxuctly like tbe common locust treo, except that the racomea are more compact and of a most deli- cato buff color, a very Ano flowor in deed, and well worth cultivating. We meet with a now but nameless ac quaintance, seemingly forming a con necting link betwoen tho grasses and the lilies, as they have sheathing joint ed stems, with delicate, finely colored flowers, in shape something liko the borgamot. Toward Autumn many white flowers are added to onr par terre, ono variety, a small delicately formed flower, is quito attractive and much soiii'lit after. Tho cum wood. of the belianlhus family, but quite small flowers, furnishes yellow for the prairie, tne leal resembles the leaf of the heavy forn, doeply serrated, the one serrated sido always pointinrr North, the other South, Irom which lact it derives tho name of compass weed. It the stalk is brokon off in the Fall a quantity of gum exudes, which is much sought after by the gum chow ing lraternity. Vie will mention last, though not least worthy of aotice. the grasses. Many are very fine. The tall i;iuan, anuwii uure uy too name oi 'siougn grass," but evidently belong ing to th Pampas family, is certainly equal to anything produced in that family. Acres are frequently covered with it, growing to the height of twelvs feet, bearing on its top an Im mense tua of the finest particles of a silky, downy substance, resembling slightly the production of the mink busb, but mucu heavier and more com pact, its weight drawing the lop or the grass to one aide, giving it a very jjraceiui appearance. a a. volunteer guide, who insisted on tell ing bis story in wrotuhed patois or worso English. THE BATTLE FIELD OF WATERLOO. It is extromely difficult at first to roalize or be reconciled to tho scene ol the most momentous battle, of modern times that huge interloper ol'a mono dominates and transforms it so. The entire conformation of the central por tion ot mo neiu is cnangeu. itio eon tre of the British position the ridgi on which Wellington was posted the place wnore tbe great square was lormed, and stood like a wall ot steel and fire on that awful day tbe glon ous ground, pounded by a shot an kneaded with blood, bas all been du down many feet the earth taken at) piled np, human dust and all, to make the lolly mound on wbich baa monntgd the Belgie lion, cast from Krenoh cap tured guns, forever menacing France. Without, this mound is fair enough with green grass and wild flowers within, it is a monstrous oharnel-house. Never did lion stand guard over such a heap of bones, and never did beast wear so savage and uonant an aspect. I rejoice tbat it is not the English lion tbat sets himself up as an eternal taunt and menace a big bronze growl, r.ng land s lion tlmsbes bis dreaulul work and then lies down to sloop in a repose more awlul than this creature s snarl- ing watchfulness. England can alwuys renew bor grand emblem from tho noblest types ot nature. Wben her "morningdrum beats round tho world," the lion ot Africa looks down Irom bis mountain cavo and tho lion of Asia stirs in hit jungle lair; but this brag gart Belgium cannot even boast a lean and hungry specimen of tho animal in bor zoological collection at .Brussels, The summit ol tbe mound, which we reach by a toilsome climb, affords comprehensive view ot tbe great scene ot conflict, but a high tower would have served as well as this im pertinent young mountain, buruly tho field should have been kept as noarly as possible in tho state in which it was left alter tho dead wore buried those piteous wrocks of the mighty flood of war which broko loose here, and in its reflux swept away thrones and tbe boundaries ol empires. Doubt less a lew acres right hero should have bocn enclosed and protected, but this digging down, and uol, owing out, and piling up is a sin aguinst the truth of history and the higher truth of poetry. Nature, when let alono, keeps well the Bimple records, ot great ovents and heroic deeds. Tbe sunken road of Ohian, which is made such a point of in Victor Hugos splendid description ot tho battle, as a long pitfall and bid den troncb, wherein the quick and tho dead wcro piled together, has utterly lost that character tho earth of the one ridge having been quite removed. By the way, an old guide, born near Waterloo, and who at tbe time of the battle was a lad of 17, and helped bury the dead, told us that he first conducted Victor Hugo over the field. He said that the novelist stayd at a fann-honso in the neighborhood' for two months, and walked again and again over tho 5 round ol bis marvolously vivid scenes, 'hat is tbe way an artist works. But alter all the cbangos ot sixty years, or irom tne time even when Byron visited the field, when ho needed do guide to toll bim where the slaugh ter bad been most terrible, lor tbe duup shade and lush luxuriance of grass and grain revealed tbe ground where tho blood rain bad been heaviest, and where the human compost was ricbost realization yet comes to ono almost overpoweringly while looking down on tbe very spot wnore stood tho British squares, rigid, Horned, impenetrable, inncxiblo, with tbe fiery French cav alry burling itself upon them and be ing forever hurled back ; and while gazing off to those quiot, cboerful-look ing buildings, tbe lurru bauso ot Mont Kt. Jean, La Have Bainlo, La Boll Alliance, and Ilougouinont, around and within which onco ragod tho fiercest tempest of bnttlo the bait of shot, the red lightnings and sudden tbitr.dor of cannon, and tho whirlwind of smoke and flame. At last it all seems straneo ly real and recent. A he very air seems to vibrato still with the concus sion of that mighty shock of arms. There is tragedy in every lino of the map you study, in every quiet path under your eyes, lly that road late advanced on the French with llluoher by this way fortune fled from thorn lib JNapoloon; hero was their "Val ley of Humiliation" yonder is Ibo Spot, where the imperial liuards Urst guvo ay utterly, and turned in despairing retreat, each bravo soldier enragad to And himself alivo and the butllo lost. We know how many thousands of gal lant nion wero mown down between sunrise and sunset; wo know that tho very mound under our foot is the Btaekcd np harvest ot death, but it is difllcult to realize that the survivors who fled in shamo or marched oil in triumph have alike joined the slain of that ternble day; that the great Duke sloops well under tbe domo ot 8L l'aul s, the dutoatod r.mporor no less grandly under tbe dome -of the Inva- ids. Mobile Fire Uepartm.nt Int. C..... ' t7a,tet Parana, la the oouatry wanting laauraaoa, aaa hare It premptly eitraded to by addrMatng ao in penon or hy letter, LoWMt poaaible ralee la trat ckmo oompaaiea. Jf ...n.wa.n. Ofljo. la Fia'e Op.rali.UM. , AHOHKW PKNTX, Jr. cWera.id, May I, l7My. , , , Agent., would, bt), allowed mo by a Flemish SIGHTS AT WATERLOO. TUB PREP. RUT ONPITInil OP THE UaTTLK flKl.li. TABLETS AND MONUMENT OF THE VIL- l LAi.i CBl'ROB-TA&D. Wo were pmsaio enouirh to take the train to Waterloo, the weather boing unoorlaln and some of our party not feeling equal to a drive ol mora than twenty miles." A litllo beyond the village of Waterloo wo came to the station tor tbe battle-field. Here omni bus drivers lie In wait for visitors, and guidot lurk in perpetual ambush. All ubarge on yoo at once. ' Most of our party succumbed, and rattled np to tbe Lion Mound in a 'but, ovor a mod ern stony road. I walked along an old way, between bodges and through neias, m a maca meditative qutet as TUB VILLAUI OF WATERLOO. On onr return, we stopped for en hour at tbe first station, and walked over to Waterloo village to see tho old church and church-yard, filled with tablets and monuments to the memory ol English officers a very touching Bight, and more so as tbe plaeo has a peculiarly lonely, deserted, forgotten look. In a garden near by the stranger is invited to drop a tear ovor tho Mar quis of Anglesey's leg, which being a noble member, has a tomb, an epitaph, and a weeping willow all to itself. In the old post-house, opposito Ihe church, were the Duke ef Wellington head quarters. Tbero is a curious legend that wben he dismounted at the door of the inn, after having been many hours in the stddlo, his favorite borso, Copenhagen, flung up his boclu in joy, and came near braining hit master on the "pot For one moment the fate of Europe hnng in those recalcitrating hoofs. Napoleon might have sat on a conglomerate of all the thrones of Europe, and the long-looked-for in vasion of England might have taken place, If the Luke had happened just at that instant to bow to a brother officer, or if Copenhagen bad kicked a fbw Inches higbor. We were not able to see 11 on go mont that day, and I, being especially dissatisfied, took a train the next after noon, and went alone on a pilgrimage to that fulned chateau, which-Kir many hours was the very hot heart ol tbe butllo, the pivotal point tit destiny. From the station, where with difflulty 1 shook off a swarm ot guides, I took a lonely, lovely road through the fields to the farm. A modern house now stands on the site ol the picturesque old chateau, burned during tbe battle ; some of the battered out-nouses, bow ever, remain, and ruins of others the gate, ao stoutly defended, burst open and rinsed again and again the garden walls, pierced with loopholes, dotted with bullet marks and broken with cannon balls tbo chapel, at which tho conflagration was miraculously arrest od, after merely 'scorching tho feet of a rude wooden crucifix, the vory flumes drawing back from so hideous a tlnng and the old well, Into which Boverul bundrod of tbo dead Were flung, and rocks and rubbish thrown on thoin, for luck of time and bands for bettor buriiil. ilore they lay, friend and foo, packed togothor their fiery valor cooled, thoir fierce hatred quenched tho waters gono ovor thorn shut away by earth and stones from the pililoss day and curiouB oyos tbat would pry into tho fearful mystery of their inhumation. It is said that in the wood outside, hundreds of French dead were piled up and burned with the trees cut down by-rni shot a mmnv. q'i cremation. A kindly peasant wo'iuan conducted me into tbe old garden, a quiet shadowy place, overgrown with ground-ivy groen as tho memory of tho beroic men who contended here. There were some cbildron playing In tho garden and orchard, and laughing merrily. suppose they would have thought that atlor sixty years it was time tor such things, but somehow, bolb play and laughter Boomed strangely out ol placo anddiscoidunt, haunted as the spot was for mo with pictures and echoes of another summer evening, when tho dead lay heaped under -treo und wall, and tho air was heavy with tho moans and prayers ol tho dying. In those grounds and on my way back to the station 1 picked many nowors, and strange and weird were the fancies that came with them. In looking on tho brilliant scarlet poppios the lovely corn-flowers, and a spear of lorget mu not especially, I wondered if ihuy wore tho descendants of tho flowers tbat bloomed tho first summer aftor tho battle, springing up ovor tbo dread I ill fluid and tho more tlreaful trenches. I wondorcd if tho rich Norman blood took form in poppies, und if young eyes of Naxon blue, closed in sudden death, opened again in corn flowers and lorgot-mc-nois. 1 found a now variety of morning glory, white veined with pink, so delicate tbat a blade ot barley sufficed for its support, and very lragrant ; and 1 thought, "Would that glory could always take shares so swoot and gracious, and so smell to heaven, instead ot sending up the odor of smoke and blood and mortality." Once when walking along a deep, shady hit ot the way, 1 thought it might bo tho road which the Duke ollowcd tbut night when pursuing ullur tho foo liko a fierce but faithful blood-hound, and whoro it is said he wui remonstrated with lor running the risk of being tired at from behind hedges, and gave tho noble answor, let tbeni nre away ; the victory is gained, and my life is ol no value now." un the second thoughts, bowevor, I know he went in another direction, toward Gonappe. 1 nSust confess that my heart always followed after tbo nying Umperor. Waf bis despair in proportion to his rViiiT ,as iis agony as titanio as tin) ambition had boon ? j CAPTA1X SCU EX LEY DEAD. The Intereallnr Career ofan Adreutumua atllgllaliaiau. II E FIUIITS AT WATERLOO AND NEW OR LEANS BEFwIlR ni IS TWENTY IS THE COMPANION OF BYRON, SIIELLEY, LKIUH HUNT, OEORUE IV, BEAU HCM11EL AND ELOPES WITH THE RICHEST HEIR ESS AT THZ TIME IN AMERICA. The following death notice has iust bocn published in tho 1'ittsburg pa-pors: SrnKNLsr At London, Eoeland. January 81. 1878, Captain Edward W. H. Hobenley. Itccardintr the suhioct of this notice tho I'ust tolia the following romantic story : 'I Irero are few to-day in Pittsburg who can remember or appreciate the cxeitument created in this city and throughout the .Slate thirty-five years ago, whon it becamo known that Cap tain Hchenloy, a middle-jgod, twice morned, ball pay oflloer in tho British army, had clandestinely married and elopod to England with Mary E. Cro ghan, heiress ot one-third of tho vast U liura estate, a young girl of scarce sixteen, then at the fashionable finish- ng school for younc ladies, of Miss Met. loud on Htuten Island. Jt struck people genorally as so much capital abstracted from tho wealth of tbo coun try by a blasted Britisher, to say nothing ol tho beauty. It put out of joint the nose of young Pittsburg of mat uuy, who had counted on a tuir eld and no lavors for tho hand or lor- tuno of tho heiress. It incensed rcla- ves, but tbat mattered little in a re cuniary senso, as Miss Croghan inherit ed Irom her motbor in her own right, ut tho climax ol absurdity was reach ed when tbo marriage was made tho subjoct of serious deliberation in tho Stato Lcgisluturo at Uarrishurg, and a law was passed, preceded by a sol emn preamble, rociling that, whereas, Mary t. uroghan, then an inlunt in tho eyes of the law, had contracted a runaway marriogo , wilh an alion, thcroforo bo it enacbsi, etc, that tho trustees now in charge of her estate bo continued in that trust indeflnitolv. This was a mild dose of sequestration, and of course was not worth tho pa per on whiuh the law was written. But It shows the excitement created among such steady heads as frcqnciil od Stilted Legislatures thirty-flvo years ngo, by the Crogban-Schonley clope- ineni. Fow persons of our day havo bad a more interesting and evenllul career tan Capt. Ldward behenley, tbo horo I this runaway match, and whose death at London is stated above. Ho buirht at Waterloo under Wellinirton. and at Now Orleans under Packen ham against Old Hickory, before he had passed bis nineteenth year. He had seen servlco in every quartern!' the globo ; was tbo associate of George v., ileau lirummel, and that particu lar set that gave tbo fashions in nock tics and dissipation ; knew lingers and Tom Moore, and traveled In Italy as tbe companion of Byron, Shelley and Loigh Hunt Ho was a thoroughly accomplished man ol the world, witty and companionable, of fine presence and elegance of manner, and a favor ite with both soxos. It was his great achievement In carrying off tho wealthy Miss Croghan that connected, Capt. Sebenley with 1'ittsburg. Ol Huhenloy's early career and fom ily not many details are known. Ho was born somewhere about 1795. His fatbur was a Belgian and an officer in the British army, and his mother beautiful and accomplished Irish woman. Evidently be had some in terest to push bis fortunes ler be was sent to Harrow, the nursery ol the English aristocracy, but during tho Napoleonic wars, probably about 1812- !, be ran away Irom school and en tered tho army. He served under Wellington in the concluding ptrt rf the pcuinstilur campaign ; crossed the Atlantic with his regiment and took part in tho battle of N'ew Orleans on tho 8th of January, 1815; and after that disastrous deleut, Irom which Kn sign Schonley escaped without oven a scratch, ho wont back with his regi ment, tuo iloyal ititics, und reached tho continent in timo to win a captain cy at Waterloo, whoro ho was wound ed in tho hand by a Polish luncor. As Capt. Schonly told the story, his regi mont wns lying down when the Poles charged through it, and ho got his wound wbilo flat on tho ground. Just how long ho remained in tho army aflor tho war wo aro not informod. Ho was always proud ot his Waterloo medal. In 1822 he was in Italy with Byron and Hhellcy, and when Shelley was drowned In July of that year, in the Hull' of'Spezzia, and his body wash ed ashore, Schenlcy participated with Byron, Loigh Hunt and Trolownoy in its cremation. Ho is mentioned in Leigh Hunt's account of that affair as being present. Cunt. Schonlcy's own description of it dillerod from that gen erally received. Ho represented it as degenerating into something of a drunken orgio alter tbe fire under poor Shelley's rcmainB had been lighted. It was allowed to go out; then rekindled, and on tho whole was brutal and dis gusting. Wo don't think this version i of it has over before boco put in print, and it is not pleasant to elaborate. His hrst marriage with Jliss Ingalls, a Scotch lady ol great beauty, took pluco in Italy, In 1825. It w.is a run away match. The story runs they wcro considered tho most handsomo married pair in Europe No children survived by his first wife. She was ti relativo of Mrs. Dr. Addison, formerly of this city, but now residing abroad, and tho sister of the wifo of a late Spanish minister at Washington Cat- deron do la Haifa. Some years after tho death ot his wile, Capt. Schonley married a second time and this timo into tbo bluest blood of tho English aristocracy, the lody boing a daughter of Sir William Polo. This lady left ono child, a daughter, who is now mar ried, and visited Pittsburg tome years ago, 1 ho daughter is about tho same ago as the Captain's third wife. Prior to Ins third marriage Captum Scben ley had sold out his commission in tho l.nglisli army, and bad been appoint ed a commissioner for tbo suppression of the slave trade. In this duty he hail been stationed at Surinam, Port au Prince, nnd finally at Para, Brazil at tho mouth ot tho Amazon. It was wbilo on a visit from Para to Now York city, in 18-13, ho met Miss Cro ghan tit tho boarding school of bis sis ter-in-law, Miss Met'ioud, (atone timo a resident of Pittsburg,) on Staten Is land. 1 be school was vory select and very strict. It wus Intended to bo an especially safo placo for the wealthy young ladies sent there. No harm was dreamed ot the I. u plain s presence at tho school. Ha was tho guest ot his relatives, and a univorsal favorite. "But," said a gontleman to onr repor ter yesterday, who knew him at this timo, "dressed in his handsome Hus sar uniform, with an indistinguishable wig of raven black, Capt. Schonley didn't look moro than halt his fifty years. Ho was a regular Apollo. His ventures on Hold and flood had exceed ed the Moor's; ho had boon tho com panion of tho royalty and nobility, not only of rank and station, but of genius and talent. His conversational powers wcro remarkable and his grace and car riage would strike any one, even the vot orans of society." " hy," continued the gentleman wo Interviewed, "ono of tho young ladies of tho school told me long afterwards that Captain Schenlcy was such a favorite ho could have carried off any of tbe girls thore, had not Miss Schonley been his choice." The captain's wooing was socret, prosperous and successlul. Uno day invited tho other heirs to tako their choice, saying ho would tako tho third choice on behalf of Mrs. Denny. Tho representative of Mrs. Schenlcy took tho second choice to the O'llara heirs. In this way, without litigation or dis cussion, was this immense proporty of twenty or iwcnty-nve millions divided. The Schenlcy share, as real estate values havo turned out, has become tho most valuable portion ol tbo origi nal estate. . he chaporoned Miss Croghan over to Now ork. Thoy wore secretly mar ried, and she returned tn school and resumed bor studies. Four or five days afterwards they both disappeared and soon alter it was publicly an nounced thoy bad bailed on one of the English packets as man and wife. At this timo tho captain was forty-eight years of ago, and bis blooming bride in her sixteenth year. After a short rosidonco in England ho returned to his post ot duty at J ara, accompanied by Mrs. Schonley. It is stated Quoen Victoria, to show her disapprobation of tbo elopement, declined lo receive tho captain and hiswife. Altera brief term of service in South Amorica, ('apt. Schonley returned to Englund. A few years al'terwads Col. Croghan, Mrs. Schcnley's father, visited Europe, and becamo reconciled with his daughter and her husband. 1 hen tbe captain, and bis wife and children, at intervals visited this country, and occupied the Croghan mansion sometimes lor months They entertained with groat eloganco and hospitality. In 181'.), while hero he gave a dinner to Goorgo Peabody, then on a visit to this country, which still lingers as a red letter day with some of our older citizens. His last visit hero was immediately alter the close of the war. Ibo nchcnley fumily now consists of M rs. Schenlcy, one son, flvo daughters, and three or four grand children. Ono daughter married Mr. llarbord, who died the other day ; he was a younger brother ol Lord Sullield. A second daughter was married about a year ago. Captain Schonley, a gontleman in forms us, who met him in London a couple ol years ago, was much attached to this country, and proferrod it as a resilience to England. Ho would have settled horo permanently years ago, but hit lady preferred English lo Amorican life. Another point is stated to rebut tbo idea that he married for money, and that is ho early formed the determination not to countenanoe the Bule of any of his wife's estate, in order that it should goto their cbildron unimpurcd. But tbat is an English notion, and the incomo was not a bad thing without touching tho principal. Just what it amounts to, aud what it yields, no ono knows except the careful agents, who aro vory clnso monthed about tbo revenues from It. It is believed to have beer, the most valuable third of tho O'llara ostalo as affairs have turned out. Tho yearly revenue irom it in rouguiy entiinnteu at a hundrod thousand dollars, and its value, even in theso times of low prices, at tivo or six millions. It bos been a drag on tho advancement ol Piltsborg and wo prosumo will remain so for many years to como, until that day is rosebud when the mutations of forluno compel a division or sale of tho ostato. A singular story is told ol tbo way the O ilaro estate was divided between the three heirs. Mrs. Denny, Mrs. Schonley and Uichard Ilullcr O'llara's heirs, a good many years ago. The duty of making the division was con fided to Hon. 11 armor Denny. Aflor working at It laboriously be summoned the heirs and presented three abstracts of property, embracing tbe divisions suggested by his sense of justice. Ho THE VIM E APPLE. Tho pinuupplo plant is a - native of tropical America, growing wild In tbo forest, but is also cultivated in those regions, at well as to some considera ble extent in the West Indies and on the Eastern continent. It has fifteen or more sorratod, ridged, sharp pointed loaves sprjujring from the root, resem bling in itsgoiieral aspect tbo century plant, but much smaller in size. In the centre of this cluster of thick suc culent loaves springs up a short stalk bearing a spike ot beautilul flowers, which in timo produces a single pine apple. On the summit of the frnit is a tuft ot small leaves, capable of he coming a new plant, which, together with suckers, ure tho means by which it is propagated, as tho cultivated plant seldom produces seeds. It flour ishes best in a moist and warm climate, but is able to survive a long drouth of cxtromo heat. There are several va rieties of pineapple, differing in their loaves, Doing moro or loss spiny on their edges, and in tho shape and color ol the fruit. Great care is requisite in its cultivation, otherwise it will be course and fibrous, wilh but little sweet ness. Nothing cun surpass the rich and delicate flavor of a pineapple which has been properly grown, or of tho wild fruit of the forest, which is always equal if not superior to tho cultivated ones. A word as to the manner ol preparing a pineapple for eating Let the rough exterior first bo removed to a sulhcicnt depth and then shco tho fruit longitudinally with core, and not across the hard centre, as is generally done with us. As soon should an ear of corn bo divided in sections when tho kernels must bo pulled from tho cob, as a pineapple ac ross the corn, instead of nicely shooing tho fruit from its ad herents. The tleliciousncss of a pine apple when freshly picked from the plant and prepared in tho above man ner cannot bo surpassed. EDUCATIONAL. BY M. L. McQUOWN. ON THE WINO NO. 3. AN I X COXSCIO US SXA KE SWALLOW Ell. Last week farmer Potts, of Berks county, was tho victim of a terrible adventure. Becoming drowsy he laid under a treo, and whilo sleeping a snake about ninotccn inches in length and of a groen color darted into hit open mouth and descended into bis stomach. Alter bo awoko bo experi enced a peculiar und sickening sensa tion. At times frothed at tho mouth, and bis eyes almost started from their eockuts. A physician pressed bis car to Pott's breast and distinctly heard the movements ot the reptile. Tbe victim was required to inhale the steam of boiled milk, which produced a strang ling sensation, tho snako having made an unsuccessful effort to leave tho stomach. Potts was then led under a shed roof and put on a wagon. A strong rope was tied to a beam and socurely wrapped around tho legs of the sufferer. Tho wagon was then pulled away, and Potts was left dang ling head down. Whilo in this posi tion he again inhaled tbe steam of boil ing milk. Tho patient's tonguo pro truded and his eyes started. The thick steam flowed into his throat and tho sufferer made a noiso as if chocking. Then quick as thought tbo doctor saw a head protrude, and seizing it with his naked fingers bo quickly pulled and tbo reptile was dashed into an empty bucket, in a lew seconds 1 otts was lying on the ground nearly dead, lie was given some whisky and water and was rubbed with coarse toweling, and anally be Boomed to bo resting easy His eyes wore bloodshot and every vein seemed bulged and ready to burst. Ho was carried into the house and put to bed, and light lood was administer ed. His throat was very sore, but still ho was thankful when ho was told that tho reptile bad been removed. Ho is slowly recovering. Patriot. The Curse of Beauty. Elizabeth llogart, alios Copeland, is the name of a woman who was sentenced at tbo set. sion of the Saratoga county court re cently at Ballston, lo two years' impris onment at tho Sing Sing State prison on tho charge ol stealing articles Irom the summer residence ot James B. I. it tell, of Now York, at. Saratoga. This unfortunate woman although yet quito young, bas passed through many yicis. situdes of life. The great curse of her lito was hor beauty ot form and feature, which is yet a distinctive mark. She was born in Saratoga county ol good fumily, and quito young was married, but not very happily mated. Intro duced into society, her beauty drow crowds of admirers about her, and In a weak moment sho was beguiled from tho path of right by tho voice of the tempter. From the first wrong step her curse has been steadily downward. She bat boon a lobbyist at Albany and a pampered mistress of somo of tho wealthiest Stato .Senators, and In one Instanco at least would have been com fortably settled for bio had she but boon truo to her "friend. It is uo grout gradation, but still it tends down wards, when from the kept mistress becamo in turn tho head of a bagnio in Saratoga, and as such a procuress. And at last a thiol and now a sentenc ed orirainal. What will be tho next chapter in hor lito's history ? 7'roy Press. On Monday morning, Aug. 12, we stepped on board tho .Local freight, south, lor Wullaceton, whero we began tho labors of tho third week of our ex amination tour. Tho day was pleas ant, and as wo wished to close in lime to take the train for Osceola at 4.20, wo had no intermission during tho ex amination. Fourteon teachers wore in tho class. Four directors Irom Hoggs were in attendance, and two from Wul laceton borough. No appointments wero snado. Onr appointment tbo next day beine Osceola and Decatur, and boing unfor tunate enough to miss the train at Wal- laceion, wo wore compelled to take the "old reliable" plan of travelling, and reached Philipsburg about 9 p. m. tbat evening. Taking tbe eaily train we reached Oscoola on timo, and com menced work with nineteen candidates in tbe class. At no examination dur ing our lour haj a greater interest been manifested by patrons and directors than at Usceola. Iho examination closed about 8 p. m. and tho board of directors went into session and made the following appointments for Deca tur township: Bcaverton school, An nie M. Harper; Chesteville, F. W. A Shultz ; Centor, E. J. Shunkwilcr ; Coal Kun, Ella Iialston ; Decatur, An nie Hughes; Mosbannon, E. S. Worn e r ; Jefferson, Mollie E. Bollinger; Jew uastlo, u. H. liickel ; Uhio, John McClurren ; Wost New Castle, L. W. ochopp. r rom the borough and town shin, uino directors wore present. , Tbo next day (Wednesday) al llout.dulo we examined teachers for Houtzdalu borough and Woodward township. There wore ten in tho class, Five directors wero present and a num berol citizens. No appointments were made. Through tho kindnoss of Mr. Joseph Smith wo wcro tuken to Glen Hope, and highly entortainod at his place. Thirteen teachers wore exam ined for the schools ot Beccaria. ap pointment being made after tbe close ot tho examination as follows: Glon Hope school, Mr. J. II. licad ; Porter's l!un, Lila C. Scbofl ; Hagorty's X Roads, May Weld ; Plank school, J. Boynlon NevlingjLull school, Juno Dewult; Uluir l!un, Muggio Wood burn ; Boynlon school, Annie Mat- thaws ; Dillian, W. J. McCoy ; Utah villc, James Fry ; Williams school. Will V. Scboff. Tho full board of di- rectors were present, and much Inter est was manifested by tho citizens. Tho day following wo were at Janes villo and having but three in the class we finished again noon. This being our first visit to Gulich township, wo wero well pleased to hnd tho people alivo on educational matters. At Janes ville they havo a splendid school build ing neat and attractive; two good rooms supplied with patent lurniture. ihe buildings throughout tbe town ship aro good. The directors met in tbo altcrnoon and made tho following appointments : Principal of Jnncsvillo school, Mr. W. J. King, of Penfiold ; primary school, Miss Ella La Port, of Curwensville; Guinter school, Alfred Schofield ; Oak Grovo, L. W. Irvin ; Spruco Flat, Callie Barrett; Muddy liun, John White, Mr. J. C.Hopkins, of Blue Ball, Mrs. Jolly, ot Osceola, Dr. Hogue and lady, oi uoutzdaie, Mr. and Airs, l'atcbin, ol Glen Hope, and Mr. Fulkerson, of Janesvillo, will plcaso accept our ac knowledgements for kindnoss received while in thoir midst. When Cumberland saw tho School for Scandal, he said.of it : "1 am aston ished that tho town can bo so complete ly mistaken as to think thore is either wit or humor in this comedy. I went to see It, and it made me as gravo as a judge." Mr. Shoridan, whon ho heard the criticism, merely said : "Mr. Cum berland is very ungrateful, for wben I wont to soo bis tragedy of the Carme lite, 1 did nothing but laugh Irom the beginning to the end. The Clarion Democrat is responsible for the ttory that one day recently a man knocked at the door of a wealthy citizon t bouse in that vicinity and asked for something to cat Tho owner of the house recognized in the beggar a former oil prince, whose business capital few years ago was I200.0U0. "I know 1 am a perfect boar in my manners," said a young farmer to bis swoothcart. "No, indeed, you aro not John ; you have novcr hugged mo yet, you aro more sheep than hear." Tbo greatest men In tbe world might, bnt lor accidental circumstances, have been as nameless clay as any that nur tures the grass of a village church yard. INSTRUCTIVE PARAGRAPHS. Thoughts shut up want air, and spoil liko bales unopened to thotun. Youna. It is self-evident that no school can bo successful without a good teacher; and the only way to obtain a good teacher it to offer a reasonable compen sation for his services. Wo will see tho reasonableness of this assertion when wo consider that a person who is qualified for teaching school is also qualiflod for almost any kind of busi ness ; and tho samo qualities ot mind and character which make him a suc cessful tcackcr, will secure him success in almost any occupation in life. Bradford Reporter. Labor is tho prico of knowledge, and with all the modern appliances ol minc ing and illustration, the way to science is a ruggod, upward road, strewn all along wilh vexations and obstacles. It is beyond tbo power of tho teacher to either shorten tho path or rid it ot tho harriors and hardships which besot ii. tun ho can cheer on the pilgrim ; ho can give him hiss3'mpathy ; ho can furnish suitable aid and comfort by tho wav : ho can insnira him with & love to know, and sot before him tho truth that while nntirimr indnstrv and ner- sovorance aro neccftary to the attain ment ot knowledge, Labor omnia vtnat. no ran picture to bim tho delights to bo enjoyed at tho end, the comfort to bo derived Irom faithlul dischargo ol duty, and tho plcasuro of suffering man- niiiy the toils ol tho journey. College, and Institute. I'HACTICL niNTS AND HELPS FOR TnE SCHOOL-ROOM. Keep a list of your plans, your diffi culties and your methods ot meeting them, look at tho list oltcn nnd sue if you aro carrying out your plans. lie euro that you learn something MUCH IX LITTLE. To do good is a luxury. Do not seem to be what you are not . Learn lo control your temper and your words, uiucrv uappy. As sight is in the eyes, so Is the mind in the soul. Practice kindness, even if it be but a littio each day. Learn something each day. even ii it be but to spell one word. A cross neighbor may bo made a kind one by kind treatment. Say nothing behind ono's back that you would not say to his face.' 11 you are not wiser and bettor at tho end of tbe day, tbe day is lost. If you cannot speak well of your neighbors, do not speak of tbom at all. When docs a ship of war becomo a ship of pcaco? When the drops her rancour. Wo may as well expoct to grow Btrongcr by constant eating as wiser by constant reading. Tbe young man who boaslod tbat he would yet make a noise in tho world now beats a gong for a hotel. Lord Palmerstono onco said, speak ing of tho Turks : "What energy can bo expected of a people with no heels to their shoes ?" The prejudices of ignorance are moro easily removed than the prejudices of interest; me nrsi are blindly adopted, tbo second willfully preferred. Somo one seeing two or thrco eml- nont lawyers gathered toirctber on the sito ot the Now Law Courts said that they had mot to view the grounds uero lucy must shortly lie. An elevated purpose is a eood and ennobling thing, but we cannot-begin at the top ot it. Wo must work un to it by tho oltcn difllcult path of daily . duty always carefully performod. "Does our constant chatter disturb you ?" asked one of tho throe talkativo ladies of a sober looking fellow passen ger. "No, ma'am; I've been married nigh on thirty years," was the reply. We never can tell what's going to happen in this world. The x'irl who this yoar is working zephyr dogs on a young mans slippers may noxt year be working hall soles on tho old man's pants. An Irishman on board a vessel when she was on the point of foundering be ing desired to come on deck as she was going down, repliod that ho had no wish to come on duck to sec himself drowned. A country clergy man, sooi ng a y ou ng man standing in the doorway of a church and looking hesitatingly about, paused in tho middle ot bis sermon, and exclaimed : "Get out, young man ; she is not hero !" Tho toast master who delivered tho following is dead now : "Old bache lors ; like sour cider they grow moro crabbed the longer they aro kept, and ' wncn mey seo a little mother thoy turn vinegar at onco. Common tense has been defined to bo the avcrngo intellect and conscience of tbo civilized world that portion of intelligence, morality, and Christianity which has been practically embodied in life and active power. "A pain forgotten is a pain cured.'' is a proverb we bavo never heard, hut we think it would bo a good one. We know more than ono person who chor ishes ailments, and of them mukes a nevcr-failing topic ol conversation, which is never agreoablo, and ceases to he interesting to others aflor a timo. 1'adcliffo attended an intimate friend. declaring tbat he would receive no lee. V ben tbo euro was complete the pa tient said : "1 bavo put every day's fee in Ibis purse, my dear doctor; nor must your goodness get the bottor of my gratitude." "Well," said the doc tor, "single I could bave refused tho guineas, but altogether thoy are irre-sistable." every day. If you leave tho school house forgetting It, go back immedi ately and get tbo latiludo and longitude- of two or throe islands, a city, a mountain peak, or call up some forgot ten principle in arithmetic, and try to remember the wholo until next day. Lot everything yon learn be connected with your business as a teacher. II you study law, physic, or theology, with a view of leaving tho school house as soon as you get to bo a doctor, min ister, or lawyer, you are a thief, and ought to be shut np tomowhere where you ran t receive money without earn inir it honestly. Yon cannot study for some other profession wbilo teaching, and do justice to your pupils. Tht ivuntry 1 earner. Teaching is an art. Men don't nick up art skill without much closo study and patient toil. To teach Is not like pouring grain into tbe hopper of a mill. I o leacn is to develop, to train, lo make men wiser, bettor, puror, happier : and the teacher of music bat much of this work to dn. To teach, requires moro than more knowledge affords, more than a mere acquaintance wilh the subject to bo taught. Ho who aims to train the mind and hearts of pupils. ought to know something about the mind and hoart of the pupil. The man of great knowledge is not nscossarily qualified to teach, because of his learn ing, no more than he may be giftod to speak in public. To possess or to ac quire knowledge, hi one thing ; to im part It to olhors, Is quite another. Yet few will recognize this fact llrain- ira Musical iVnafAfy. It was at tbe funeral of a family. A neighbor in the churchyard while the servico was going on inside, w as speak ing of tho deceased, and took advan tage of tho opportunity : "An' be had just got in his coal and potatoes for tbe winter. It is a sad case. "Can you help mo a little 1" said a tramp, poking his head into a little shop. "Why don't you hclpyourself?" said tho proprietor, angrily. "Thank yon, I will,'' said tho tramp, as he picked up a bottle ot whisky and two loaves of bread, and disappeared liko a lightning streak, followed by half a dozen lumps of coal. A certain physiciun on tbe publio square bas a large card hung up in his oflico with theso words printed there on : "door agonia and peddlers charg ed fa an hour lor conversation." Tbe other day a book agent came, and wat just beginning a rigmarole about "the latest and best work on when the physician pointed to tho card. He read tho words over but once, when ho banded the physician a 15 bill, aud was about to commence operations again, when tho man ot medicino said ; "Take a chair, please, and keep your money. Hand mo your subscription book." Ho has now bought a brace of Derringers. Thoro is, to our thinking, a great difference betwoen religious oxporienco and experience in religion. The form er may exist in one who has made but littio progress in tho divine lifo, and whoso profession is fur in advance of bis possession. But tho latter is tho lifo of tho trno disciple of Christ Tho entire body of bclievors falls into these two classes, the moro professionals, and the people of serero and self-chosen discipline. Tho former are a dead weight upon tho church, and aro to deficient in the cardinal qualities of truo Christian life that they cannot even soe their own weakness and for mality ; the latter aro the horses of the present living church, its standard-bear ers, its noblest spirits, who aro to-day achioving all the great triumphs o! Christendom, and Irom whom are to come all the vitality and power and ocauiy oi tho church ot the future. In this life, our helps often harden into hindrances. But wo are coming to a lifo whero infirmity, imperfection, tbat which is ot tho earth, earthly, that - vast accumulation of influences which checker our lifo, bringing smiles or tears, joy or sorrow, will bo seen to bavo had a relation to onr hravonly state ; and when all the hindrances of this world bave passed away, we shall spring up into our full stature as men in Christ Jesus. Says Ihj apostle: "It is sworn in dishonor; it is raised in glory ; it is sown in weakness ; it is raised in power. It docs lot yet ap pear what we shall be, but, O poor and limping saint I thou wilt yet walk with head arrayed brighter than the stars. O bowed-down, oppressed and joyless soul, hard bestead 1 the patience and the courage which do not teem to evolve much joy' or radiance are the capital of tho other lifo ; and when you die, they will break forth in your souls into coronation joys. And although we have such a vivid conception of God, as the Creator and Governor, as the very Thought ol tboua-ht as the Soul of intelligence, yet, bo is not half so much God In knowlodgo and pow er as he is in dispositions. It hi the God of the heart, and not the God of the head, that will fill tbe universe wilh ;' untold joy, and make the summer oi ' immortality thrice blessed. ,