THE "CLEARFIELD RSTIELICAV GOOD LANDER 6s LEE, CLEARFIELD, PA. KlttlLIIHlD I M . the larfeet Clreulatiaa asuy Wewtpaper la Marth Central Puiaaylvaal. Tarmi of Subtoriptlon. ;( paid la UrH, or trltkla t aoulbr,.... UU (f paid ft fur S ud batter month. ft Ml ( paid ft fur the eiplrattoa of . -ft OO Satei ot Advertising. rranllent edrertlaeaoata, per eqaare of It llaeeor le.i, t Uim or Imb II For each aobeequaat ineertloB It AdralBletretore' and Esaontore' eotioee...... I 10 Aaditora' noticee. . . S it Ceutione and R.truyi ,.... I it Dieeolatiou notleee I tt Proroaeionnl Carde, I line, or leae,l year..,.. I tt Local nolloea, per line..... ... It YBAK1.T ADVRRTI8KMENT8. I mHft -..M tt olim........5l It I .unar...- ..U tt t eolumru... Tt tt I .quae...- ....in AO I column. 13t tt a. B. (I00DLANDRR, N0K1. B. I.KK, Publi.ben. Card. W. C. ARNOLD, LAW A COLLECTION OFFICE, Cl'RWRNSVII.LK, JeSS ClrertieH County, Pena'a. 7y MOB. . BUSBAr. CTHl'l BOKMlir. MURRY & GORDON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA: ' tV-Oftc la Pte'a Opera Uvaer, eeeoad Boor. FRANK FIELDING, ATTORNKY-AT-LAW, Clearfield, Pa. Will attend to all builneia antraatad to blna piouaptly and faithfully. aorlJ'7. WILLIAM . WALI.ACa. HANBT . WALLAL-B. n.TID L. K BXM. JOUH W. WBieLBT. WALLACE 4. KREBS, (Buiece.or. to Wallaca A, Fielding,) ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, 11-1273 Clearfield, Pa. A. G. KRAMER" A T T O 11 N K Y - A T - L A W , Real Relate and Collftotina Agent, tl.lvAUFIKl.l), PA., Will promptly alteiid to all legal buiineae en treated to ui. oara. jHf Offlaa ia Pie's f)ira lloaa, etcond tour. npril I .Sin ior.p l. a'tuur. Ii.aiut. w. 'crni, MoENALLY 6c MoCURDY, A ri'ORN E YS-AT-LA W, I Icardeld. Pa. ntT-Ural baiiaoaa attended to promptly witbj Aridity. OIHoo oa Second atroat, abora the First Satinnal Bank. )en:l:74 Attornky and Coijn8ki.or at Law, cle arpiki.d. pa. Ilarin rottcned hit Judge-hilt-, Km reauraed .Um nraotion ni the law in hie old "ffioe mt Clear (Ifll l. I'. Will attend the nourti of Jeffereon and Klk eonntiea when anreial.T ituelned in connection Ub reiidnnt eouueel. 1:14:71 WM, M. McCULLOUGH, A TTOUNKY AT LAW, 1'learB.eld. Pa. jUr-OIIiee la Court llnuaa, (KhariCa OBoa). Irf-nal Ituainra. prouipllv attendod to. boujrht aad aold. Krai aatata jell'71 A. W. WALTER8, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Clearfield. Pa. l,OrTioe In (Irnharo'i Row. daol lj H. W. SMITH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, m 1:1:71 riearHeW, Pa. WALTER BARRETT, ATTOKNEY AT LAW. Cleartltld, Pa. SfrOllloa In Old Wnlarn llolal bolldlBf, oorn.r of Saoon anl Markal Stl. botJI.M. ISRAEL TEST, ATT1IKNKY at law, Clearfield, Pa. -OBo. la tba Court lloa.a. j;lt,'l7 JOHN H. FULFORD, attorney at law, Clearfield, Pa. - r 0r,a ob Mulkat alrari, pp. Coart llouia, Jan. A, JOHN L. CUTTLE, attorney at law. .nd Real tiatate Agent, Clearfield, Pa. Odloa oa Third itraal, bat.Charrj A Walnat. aaT-Haapootrulljr off.r. hi. aorTlcaila Bailing .ad Hilling land! ia Claftrlald and adjoining oanllos aad arilh aa aap.rl.noa ol o.ar twaolt roan aa a aurraTor, 11 attar, binsalf Ib.t ba oaa adar latlatutioa. HiMitf. J7BLAKE WALTER8, REAL ESTATE BROKER, ,tt fiaALna in Saw Log and Tjiiuiber, CI.l'ARFIEl.D, PA. Bco la Uraham'i Row. Mi1l J.J. L INGLE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, t:l Oweola, Clearfield Co., Pa. :pd jTs. BARNHART, ATTORNEY - AT - LAW, llellefonte. Pa. Will pratllea la Cln.ril.ld and all al tba Conrta of tba Jitb Judiolal dlitrlot. Baal aalato bn.lnw. and oollootloB of olalmi aiftda apaclalllaa. al 71 " 61rT W. A.M EAN S, PHYSICIAN & SUROEON, LtTHKUSntlRtl, PA. Will attaad profMliunal 0.11. promptly. aoglt'Tt DR. T7J. BOYER, PHYSICIAN AND SURQKllN. OBoa oa Market 8trMt, Claardald. Pa. VOUloa boarli I to II a. aa, and I U I p. an. yvir i?.nM7 Hciir.vRKR, HOMOJOPATIIIO PIlVlilCIAM, Ofica in rffldrnca oa Market at. Aprit i4, y;";F1, T H. KLINE, M. D., PHYSICIAN k SURGEON, HAVt.SU located at Panndfld, ra on.r profneioaal aarrloao to tba paoplo of tbat pluoeandiurroundiugaonntry. AHoaUa prompiiy attended to. ool. II If. DR. J. P. BURCH FIELD, Lata Burgeon of the Had Regiment, Pea aiylTanla Volunte.ra, ba.lag retaraed free) tba Araaj, offeri bla profoailonel ..r.lc. la tbaeltlaeal of Olearteldeoaaty. ...... aaT-Proreaaloaalealll prompllr atlaajed u. OBeo aa Se.o.d meet, formarljaeaapl.d a; ... w.j. iaprt, tl tl DR. H. B. VAN VALZAH, CLRARFIBLD, PK'A. OFFICE IN MASONIC BUILDING. gKf OBee boara-Prom II to 1 P. U. May II, 1ST. D "a. JEFFERSON LITZ, WOOULAND, PA. Will promplle attend all will la tba lineof kit .r..J. ' noT.l-7l D. M. DOHEETY, PA8H10NATJLR BARBER A HAIR DRKHSKR CLEARFIELD, PA. bon aetl door la Waaeer A'Belta' Hort, Seooad atreal. July II, T7 HARRY SNYDER, (Pormerie wltb !.e obaler.) BARBKR AND IIAIRURKS8KR. bop on Market PI., oppoilla Coort lio.ee. A clean towel for ererj eutomer. "7 0j'; G. W. WEAVES i CO., DlilKiGISTS & APOTHECARIES, rl'RWKNSVILLK, PA. Dr.lrra ia all bind, of Pragr, Medlelaea, Paa. ay Uoodi end Urarglita' RandriM. Car.ena.illo. March 17, lilt. GEORGE H. FERGUSON, WITH W. V. L1PPISC0TI ft CO, dealer ha HATS A CAPS, BOOTS 8HOE8, Mt Ml Market treat, PklWdelpklv f I I CLEARFIELD GEO. B. QOODULNBIB, Proprietor. VOL 49-WHOLE NO. "2448. Card. JOHN D. THOMP80N, JuitlM of tb Pmdi and KrWratr. Cvrwautv ltl. Pa teCaltMtlbDS mad and wonvr framptlj patd evr. rhlS'7Hf KO. aiLBBT RICNRr ALaRKT... W. A LI RUT W. ALBERT 4. BROS., kfanufaotiirerf A i ten lire Dealan in Sawed Lumber. Square Timber, itc, WOODLAND, FKHN A. -OnUr aojlelud. BUli fllUd on abort nutlra and reaaonabia urtat. Addraaa Woodland P. 0., Cltarfteld Co., Ta. ii-ty W ALI1KRT DKUR. FRANCIS COUTRIET, MERCHANT, PrauchfUU, Clearfield County, Pa. Ketfti eoBitaatly on hand a full Maori naut uf Dry Ooodi. Uardwara, Urooortaa, and ararjrlhlnit aioaJlj kepi Id a retail aura, vhleb will bo auld fbr aub, m abaap aa alaewhei In tba county. FrMwaTUH, aiana iTi iaai-iy. THOMAS H-. FORCEE, DBAbaa IB MEN ERA L MKUCU ANK1SE, URAH AMTtlN, Pa. Alao,axtaaeira oiannraotarer and dealer In 6ijuare Timber and Bawed Lonabvrof all kioda. t-OrJ.rl aolir-ited and all bill, lirompllj Iliad. 'Jjitn REUBEN HACKMAN, House and Sign Painter and Paper Hanger, Clearfield, Penn'a. ft.. Will eieeule Juh. In bi line promptly and la a workmanlike wanner. arrM? G. H. HALL, PRACTICAL PUMP MAKER, NEAR CLKAKPIKLD, PENN'A. J4rPump alwaya on band and made to order on abort notire. Pipe, bored on rearonahle term. All werk warranted to render aallrfaetioii, an'l dellreied If deaired. mylitl.vpd E. A. BIGLER 4. CO., DBAI.RRa IK SQUARE TIMBER, and mftBufaoturrra of ALL HI Nl OK DAWKI) I I MIIICH, -7'Jl Cl,ERPIKI.l, I'KNN'A. jTs.T. GRAHAM, dealer la Real Estate, Square Timber, Boards, SIIINOLKP, LATH, A PICKKW, :I0'73 ClearAeld, Pa, JAMES MITCH KLI., BKALBB H Square Timber & Timber Lands, Jell'7 CLRARPIKI.D, PA. H. F. N AUGLE, WATCH MAKER & JEWELER, and dealer in WatoheB, Clocks, Jewelry, Silver and Plated Ware, &c., jtlS-72 CLKAR FIELD, PA., 8. I. SNYDER. PRACTIOAI. WATCHMAKKR AR0 DIALKR II Watclicn, Clocks nnd Jowclry, Onltnm't Itw, Mnrltt Strtl, CLEARHF.M), PA. All kioda of repairing In nded to. ny line prmptlv at April 2H( U74. KEMOVAI.. REIZENSTEIN & BERLINER, wholeiale deatera In (JEMS' HRMSIIl(i GOODS, lar removed to 17 Chureh atrrnt, between Franklin and White tta., Maw York. JAM E8 H. LYTLE, No. 4. Ple'a Opera llouae.Clrailield.Pa. Dealor la Oroeeilea, Proel.loor, Vegetable., Pruiti, Flour, Peed, etc., elf. eprl4'7S-tf rAHES K. WATS0I4 A CO., I RKAL XKTATI BR0KKR8, CLKARPIKLK, PKXN'A. II..UM. and Offioea to let. Collection promptly made, and flret-elaae Coal and Fire-Clay Land, and Town property for re le. Offiee IB We.tera Hotel Building (Zd noorj, eccono ei. imji. i.j .veryKtable. nil R underalrned beer leareto li,f..riri th.pun- A He that ha la bow folly prepar to aoeommo- date all in tbe wayol lurni.nma wdkb,. addlea aod llarneaa, on the ahorteat aotlco and n rcaaonalile term.. Rddenoa oa Locaat rtreet, bMween Third and Foartb. IfKI). rr. UHAKiiAni Hearfleld. r.b. 4, 1X74 L 1MK! lime: Tbe untlervirned la now prepared to furnlrb the publie with an exrclknt quality 01 Bellefonte Wood-Burned Lime, for plmterlng pnrpoaw, by the large or ainatl quantiiy. Can be fnond lor the preatnt at ria a new dui MiiDga on ' tl-tf it. ft. nai ui-vi un MITCHELL WAGONS. The Best is the Cheapest! Thonai Beillyhaa rf calved another large lot of IliiaBpll Wiron." wiilcn are nnons ine very beat Banufaeiured, and wbieh ha will aell at tbe anoat reasonable ratea. Ilia atook Inoludea alaaoat all oVaeriptiona of wagunr largrand amall, wide Bfl narrvw wara. mii am r inrm. prrTt lllUMAn nr.iidi.i. IOUN A. STADLKR, ) HAKtB, Maiket 8t.,ClcarBcld, Pa. Preih Bread, Ruak, Kolla, Piea and Cakea on hand or made to order. A general nnorlment of Confectioner lee, iuit and Hufi In Hon. lee Creaaa and Oy atari in aeaaon. 8a loo nearly oitaopita tbe PoatulBfio. frleea nodrraie, reb lt-'7t. A. H. MITTON, Manafaeturer and dealer In Harness, Saddles and Bridles, Collar., Whipa, Braihee, Fly Nela.Trlmmlagl. Horee Blanket., Ae. Vacuum. Prank MMIrr'l and Nralafoot Otl. Agent for Bailey and Wileon'e Buggin. Ord.ra and repairing promptly attended to, Shop oa Market afreet, Cleartold, I'a., In mom formerly occupied by Jaa. Aleiander. 4:I4'7 g7s. fTeg AL Ironsides Slore, phii.i ip)iii pn, pa. VBALKR llf UARPWARR, PTOVRH, IIKATRliS, RARU Rr, WOOD ANU WILLOW WARR. ASD HA KVFA CTVRRB Of TIM. RIIKIT-IROS AND CC-rPKRWARl. Praeqal.la Street, Pbllllp.barg, Ceolre Co., Pa. tMlay ' NPERTAKINO. The aodetilgned ara new fait prepared la aarry en the baalaan el INDERTAKIXO, AT MCASOKABLI RATES, And raeportrally tolletl Ike aatmage of than , JOHrt TJIOUTMAR, JAMIS L. LBAVT. Cteertetd, Pa., Fak. IS, H74. TT THE MECHANIC. What bollda a natloo'a pillar high. And Ita fuuudalioui it roof F Vbl amkii it mlahty W defy Tbt ft-ai tbat round it throng t It la not Gold t Ita kingdom! grand Uf down ia batlln'a ibuck It ihalta ara laid in linking ind, Not on abiding rock. I a It tba aword t A.k the rod dtut 4f rmplraa paaaail away ; Tba blood bu turned their atonea to ruit. Their glory to decay. And la It Pride I1 Ah ! that bright eruwa liaa eeeined to nationa iwaet ; tint Uod bM atruok ita luatre down In arkai at Ilia feet. Not in Gold, but only men en naka A people great and atrong Men who fur truth and honor' anhe Stand faat and suffer long. llrare men wbo work while otbvra aleep, ' Who dare while olhera tiy i Tbey build a nation a pillar de)., And lift then te tbe aky. EDUAR ALLHS POK. V'.C'-,-' THKATTF.NMNU PHYSICIAN H AtTfll'NTOP IIIB HICATII "MY rr.ARVII10l.NIA ! MV liKAR I.KNtIRR!" "Till! ARCHED HRAV FNB INCOMPASH ME I" "MHP OF PIRg! SEA OP 7IRAPH !" The following olllcitil tatter concern inj tbo death of Edgar Allun Poo from hiit attentling )hyfiieiuii in ptiblitthod for tho fltut timo in the Now York Herald. It will I e read Willi thrilling interest: OFFICIAL MEMORANDA Or E1K1AR A. POE. BY i. 1. Molt A N, M. tl. Etlgtir A. Poo was brought in u hack tothe Wiishington I'nivemity Iloniiital, nituated on llroadway, north of JitiUi moin street, Italtimoro City, on tho 7th of Oetober, 1849. Ilo had been found lying upon n beneh in front of a large niereiintile hoimoon Light street wharf. Ilo wan in n Kttijmr, whether from liquor or iiiitnn was not at tirxt known. A gentleman passing along tho pave ment nolieod several pernonM eollwleil ubout the spot, and looking in through the crowd was tiiililenly impressed with the fato, and on i Ioko inspection reeognir.ed tbo oel. Ilo had been there since early dawn. A polieemun sent lor a hack and ill- reeled tho hnckmnn to convey him to the above named hospt'ul, which was in mv charge, being the resident physi cian and living in the dwelling attached thereto. It was about 10 o clock in tho forenoon when ho entered tbe house. Ilo was immediately placed in a private room, carefully undressed mid critically examined. 1 had not then any knowledgo ol Ins previous condition or what were his habits. There was no smell ol liquor upon his person or brealh. There wut no ilo iiriumor tremor. His skin was pallid, with slight nuiisea at tho stomach and a strong disposition to sleep. II is con dition was more of it stupor. Ilo was sponged with lukewarm water, sinon- isms apiuicfl to tho n et, thighs and ah- domen, and cold applied to the head. I had the room durkenca and he was otherwise mudu as romlbiiiiblo as ho could hnro been in his own room at home. I placed an experienced nurse nt tho threshold of his room door, with orders to watch him closely and pro- vent the tliuhtcst notso Irom without, and givo notice of any sign of wakeful ness or consciousness. In half an hour alter I left hint he threw the cover from his breast, opened his eyes and said : "V here unit The mirso guvo me the' signal, and I w as immediately at his side. I drew a chair clove to tho hod, took bis hand in myown, and with thcothcrsinoothcd his Ibrehood, pushing buck tho dark, raven curls that covered il, anil asked him how ho felt. Ho said, "miserable." "Do you suffer any pain ?" 'No' "Do you feel sick at the stomach?" "Yes." "Are von thirsty ?" "No."" "Docs your head fuitfer have you pain there?" putting my hand on his Lead. "Yes." "Does it feel heavy or dull ?" "Heavy ; mind cloudy," ho sniil. "How long have you been sick?" "Cunt say." "Where have you boon stopping?" "In a hotel on Pratt street, opposite tho depot." "Havo yoyrt trunk or a valise, or anything tlifio tbat yon wonld like to havo with you ?" "Yes, a trunk with my papers and manuscripts." "If you order it I will sond for it." He thanked mo and said, "Do so at once ;" remarking, "You are very kind Where am I, doctor?" "You are in the careof your friends." To which he replied : "My best friend would be the man who would blow my brains out with a pistol." "Try and be quiet, Mr. Poe ; we will tlo all wo can to make you comforta ble ami relievo your distress. "Oh, wretch that I ami Sir, when I behold nivdeirreilation and ruin, what I have ull'ered and lost, and the sor rnw and misery 1 have brouirht anon others, I feel that I could sink through this bed into the lowermost abys lie- low, forsaken by Uod and man, an out cast Irom society. in, uou I me mm hie strait lam in I is there no ransom lor the deathless spirit?" Mr. Too. do try ana compose your self, and titko thit drnuifht; it will nnthA and revive von. He reached out bit hand to tako the lass, the nurse raising bis head while administered tho cordial. lie drank it and was laid down, closing his eyes as thoiiL'li irolug to sleep. I remained by Ins side, watching closely every breath, manner of breath ing, ami trying to lllltKU uhi iiiv urn nosis. 1 had been impressed thnt lie was suffering from tho too tree use of alcohsjlio drink, only trom wnati couiu gather from thoso who saw hi in on the whan, and did not Know now long no had been in this state, but ho did not manifest symptoms to justify their suspicions, tie n au no tremor, was not fidgety with his nanus, or impatient, but answered all my questions calmly and rationally. There was great pal- lor of face, no Injection of tho coata of the eves, and pulse sharp and quick. I noticed some twitching of tho eyelids while closed ; also of the muscles of the (ace. and she-lit jerking of tho limbs. Ho remained in this stale about ono hour, when ho again waked up, slid- rlmtlir nnnnincf his eves. I suld to bim, both to be of service and to ascertain whether ho would b inclined to take liquor, for with intern, perato tubjecls who havo delirium tre mens, a little of tha hair of the dog that bites Ihcoi often produces a cure : "Will vou take a little toddy f He opened wido hit largo eyes and fixed them eo steadily npon mo and with such anguish in them that I looked from him to the wall beyond the bed. IWtaid: "Sir, If Ita potency would transport tri to thj Elytian bower of tit utv CLEARFIELD, PA., discovered spirit world, I would not taste it I would not taste It. Of its horrors, who can toll f" "I roust administer an opiate to give you sleep and rest." Then bo rejoined: "Twin devil and spectre of ciniod and doomed mortals mortals of earth and perdition !" "Mr. l'oe, it is very necessary thut you should be quiet and free irom ex citement. You are in a critical condi tion, and excitement will hasten your death." "Doctor, I am ill. Is there no hope ?" "The chances are against you." "How long, oh, how long, beforo 1 soe my dear Virginia? ily dear Lonorol 1 would like to seo my love, my dear lovol" "1 will send for any ono you wish to seo." I knew nothing of his family, and asked, "Have you a family ?" 'No, my wife is dead my dear Vir ginia; my mother-in-law lives. Oh, how my Heart, blrvda for ner ! Peaiun dark angel has dono this work. I am rudely dashed npon tho storm without compass or holm. Language cannot tell tho gushing wave that swells, sways and sweeps, tempest-like, over nio, signaling tho 'larnin of death. Doc tor, writo to my mother, Maria Clcmm. Tell her, her Eddie is here. No, too lato I too late t 1 must lilt the pall and opon to you the secret that sears the heart, and, daggor-liko, pierces tho nou 1. 1 was to havo been married in ten days." Uoro ho stopnod to weep. "Shall 1 sond for the lady T" 1 asked, supposing she lived in the city. "Too lato I too late !" 1 said, "Oh, no; 1 will send my car riage immediately." "No, writo writo to both. Inform them of my illness and death both at tbe same time." "(iivo mo their address." "Mrs. Sheltnn,Norlblk, Virginia, anil Maria Clemm, Lowell, Massachusetts." Noticing tho color rising to his face mill the blood-vessels filling uxn his temples, and the eyes becoming con gestive and inclining npwurd, I asked no more questions, but ordered ice to his head and boat to his extremities, repeating tho cordial with an anodyne, mid waited with tho nurse outside tho door for fifteen minutes. No further chango except that his pulse had in creased in frequency and was leeblo and flying. 1 kept a nurse in his room, mid told her outside to prevent his be ing disturbed, and to notify me of any chango that might take place. 1 hud sent lor his cousin, Nelson Poo, having learned ho was his relative, and a family named Reynolds, who lived in tho neighborhood of the hospital. These were the only persons whoso names I heunl him mention living in the lit)-. Mr. W. N. Poo camo, and the female members of Mm. Reynolds' family. Ho continued in an uncon scious slate lor more than an hour. On attain examining his pulse I found it very feeble, sharp and irregular ono hundred and twenty to the minute. I proceeded to give him a fehnfugo mix ture and a stimulant. Ho partially aroused while getting tho draught, and seemed to stare, the pupils of his eyes dilating and contracting alternately. I sat down by his bedsido, look his hand, placod my fingers upon his wrist, and felt assured from all the symptoms that nature was yielding. 1 had beef tea administered with ammonia. My particular friend, Professor John C. tj. Monkur who gavo much of his time to the inmates of the hospital, and par ticularly, when spocially called npon, was always ready, and carefully at tended the summons night or day when within reach had been sent for tern or three times previously ; but be- ing out attonding to his general pa IticntH, had just rotnred, and came in at tbe moment. As soon as he fixed his eye upon him ho said : i.l.A.i.v Ito'a rlt'illrr f I rcpliofi, "Yes, 1 liar it is all over." He carefully examined his case, and, being in possession of all the facts in regard to tho agonts employed and sv in moms nrescnieu which eiiroiaro- y 1 I j I- .. i i.i, r llllly nOlOU Ulmll III tt luviiiu-iiw. v. the nosnimi no gve it no in. mi.., which 1 was fully prepared to corrob orate, that Poo's death was caused by eeossivo nervous excitement from ex posure, followed by loss of nervous power. Tho 'most appropriate name tlir bis diseaso is oiicophalitis, Tho doctor advised tree use oi wine, beef-tea, and gentle cordials, while using ieo to tbe head. Tho patient raised his hand to his mouth, as though he wanted drink. A small lump ol ice was nlaccd upon bis tonguo. I then gave him a mouthful of water to see whether ho could sallow lreely. He took It, swallowed with somodilllculty; but be drank a wine-glass of beefteu. Ho seemed to revive, and opened his eyes, fixing his gano upon tho transom ovor tho door, each room having tran soms over the door for ventilation and air. Ho kept them unmoved for more than a minuto. Ilo wits lying directly onnosite this transom. Ho seemed try- ing to articulato, but was inaudible. At last ho spoke feebly : "Doctor, it's all over. Writo 'Eddie is no more.' " "Eddie" was term used by Mrs. Clemm, his molhcr in-law. "Mr. Poo, permit mo tosny that you aro near your end. Have yon tiny wish or word for frionds?" Ho said, "Evermore t" 1 continued : "Look to your Savior. There is morcy for you and for nil mankind. 'God l love.'" "Tho arehod heavent," he reiolned, "encompass me, and (iod has His de- croet legibly written nimn the frontlets of every created human being and do- . I ..111 I .l. won incarnate, their goal will bo tho socthing waves of black despair. "Untie anu trust mm. "Self-murderer, there Is a gulf be- yond the stream. hero is the buoy, life boat, ship of firo, sea of brass? Itnat shore no more I His eves turned npward until tho white balls were all that could be seen. Muscular jerking and twitching set in, and with ono genoral tremor all was ovor. This occurred about 1Z o clocit, mid night, 7th October, 1H41I. 1 had meantime learned from him, and afterward from tho porter at the hotel on Pratt street, then llradsnaw s, now called the Mallby House, that ho arrived there on the evening ol mo 5th, was seen to go to tho depot to take the cars for Philadelphia, and that the conductor, on going through tho car for tickets, found him lying in the baggage car insensible, lie Umk him as tar aa Havre do Grace, whore the cars then rrassetl each other, or as tar as Wilmington, I forget which, and placed him in the train ooming to llaltimore. He had left hit trunk in tha hotel in Baltimore. Arriving on tha avoninor train be was not soon by any person altout tha hotel when he returned to the city. The presumption ia ha wandered about during tbe night, and found a beneh some tin before morning to sleep poo on Light atraat wbkrT, Wbttt Dt waa Nn ana vnaeii from about ulna o'clock next moroiaf. If PRINCIPLES, NOT MEN WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1875. A short time beforo his death I re ceived his trunk frott tho hotel, as pur order, and put it in the care of Mrs. IN olson roe, lor nis nomor-in-iaw, jira. Maria Clemn. 1 buvt her letters to me. alter his death, thanking me for atten tion, kindness, etej to her Hurling Eddie. I After death he was washed and care tully laid out, dressed In a suit of black cloth and placod in stato In the large rotunda ol the college building, where hundreds ot his friends and admirers came in crowds to pay their last trihuto ofrosptH't t" tbo deceased. Not less than miy Unites were cacn lutnisneci, atthoircarnest solicitation, with a small lock of his beautiful black hair. His body was kept in tbo rotunda lor one whole day. On the morning of tho !)th ho was buried in r tho Westminster burying ground, comer of Fayette and (ireen streets, llaltimore, it being tho old fumily buryine ground of tho l'ocs. A lAroB number n.vleee eUW-.", mxnttr mC h, v iiitist alsungiilHhed and promi nent literary and pnrtessioniil men, liii loweil his remains to their sepulture. Hut of all the crowds of eitir.cns and mourners that wept ovor the lumcnted I oct, there was ono mourner not visl ile. Yet tho depth of her sincerity and grief could not b measured by mortal eyes, and would defy the most skeptical doubt. I mean his mother, in-law, Mrs. Maria Clcmm, who wus his aunt us well, he having married his first cousin. 1 hud comuiunicutcd, as soon as his death occurred, to Iht tho sad intelligence of his fate, to which she replied in strains of tho deepest sorrow, and thanking me for my atten tion mid cominuniiatioii, and in her own languoge, tho letters being in my possession yet : ".tly prayer is that tioil may bless you for soothing the dying hours of' my precious tiurimg, Jultlie. rleuso gel Mr. N. Poe to return his last letter to mo, fur 1 price it above rubies. It is a hundred limes more precious. He was the most attcclionutc ol sons to mo. it was a devotion ho bail gained and kept until death." l'oe s appearance had not uiulei tuny changed. His fitee was culm, und a smile seemed to play around his mntilli, and ull who saw bim exclaimed, "How natural he looks! lhere wits no dis coloration of tho skill. Helotikcil to bo in a natural sluep. Ho was a handsome man, elegantly dressed, and but few could claim ad vantage over him in this regard. Ills head was exquisitely modeled fore head very prominent and largely de veloped, its measurement correspond ing to I hat of t ho great Napoleon Bona parte, a cast of which was in my possession. His skin was luir, hair raven black and inclined to curl, teeth perfectly good, anil eyes gray. His weight was about one hundred and forty-five pounds, and height five feel ten inches. H is hands wero as delicate as u lady's. His shroud was mudo by my wile and a lew ol her lady friends, who considered it an honor to contrib ute in any wise to Hie distinguished poet. A gentleman from Europe, n celebrated physician, was with him a few minutes beforo his death, and went over the deceased. Ho said he considered butt the greatent viiuc anu best American poet living. Ho had read all his works and sought eagerly for everything relating therein. J. J. jUoRAN, Al. i., Resident physician, for seven years, of the Washington University Hospital, ltmadway, llaltimore City, Md. FOR WOMAXKIXD. "it is belter to love a man you can never marry than to marry ono you can novor hvc." This is a short text for a long sermon, says some wise man or woman. We do not propose to tire any one with a long sermon up on it. This wcathorisdiscoiii'ugingto long sermons oven were they worthy to be endured at any season. A few words on tho text aro sufllcicnt. A loveless marriage is much worse for a woman in every way than for a man. In the first place woman has the credit, whether she doserves it or not, ot be ing much more refined, of possessing much more delicacy and sensibility than tho "stronger sex." Doing thus higher, her deuredation, when it comes, is much moro thorough and terrible. Few thing can conduce to this result in a urcatcr uecreo than tlie constant anil intiinato relation (it married life with a man whom alio does not love. We havo beard refined young women speak with disgust of tho coarseness of their conversation of a class ol their married lady acquaintances, and in many cases have traced this disagree able trait buck to its cause a well- known loveless wedded life. Then again perhaps tho woman who marries for support, for home, an "establishment," or Uecatiso she lias never loveo any one and fears that tho present will lie her last chance (dreadful thought), after wards moots some ono whom Bhe can and docs love. Tho result is easily foreseen, either a life Sent in tho ter rible ofl'nrt to subdue an unhappy pas sion or the divorce court. Alter all, the ijood old Ouaker custom is best. due deliberation and reflection before "entering into tho married Blato. Marrying in haste to repent at leisure, is very fashionable now a-ilays. but it is a fashion which can bo profitable or pleasant only to the lawyers, and not to them If they havo any pity for the unhappy victims ot atili-nuplini loot ishnuss and post-nuptial misery. Faith as a M euicine. Tho cure uf any illness which does not consist in a disorganization tit the tissues can ollen bo accomplished when tho person thinks that it can bo dono. If we pby. sicians, who tront patients ovcry flay, had tho Dower to mako them believe that they are to be cured, especially if we could numo a time lor it, It would bo a great elemcr.t in success. 1 have succeeded sometimes, and may say that 1 Buccced moro now than tbrmor- ly, becatiso I have myself the fhith thai I can, in giving laiin, ontain a cure. 1 wish, inucofi, mat linysiciuiis who are younger than myself, and who ill havo more timetostutiy tins ques tion then I have, would tako II up, es pecially In those cases in which there is a functional nervous affection only to deal with, as it Is particularly, though not only, in those cases that a cure can ho obtained. Indeed, a cure may thus bo obtained in cortain organ io affections ; even in dropsy It may lead to a cure. You know it will stop pain; that going to a dentist ia often enough to mako the loolliBehe disap pear. I have seen patients come to me with terrible neuralgia, who dread ed tho operation I was about to per form, and just at the time 1 was about to undertake 1 1, ceased to suffer. Vr, 6rnen Srquard. Touching conclusions of an obituary notice in an Indiana newspaper : "lie aa an elder In th Melodist church and th ldr ot tbt bras band in the village" REPUBLICAN. COXSKCRATJOX OF P0I11CK UiUItCH. On Sunday, October Stl, 187!i, Po- hiek church was consecrated by llishop Johns. This cdiflco is about twelve miles from Alexandria, and six miles from Mount Vernon. It was the church which Washington regularly attended, never permitting any company to do '.ain him. He wus one of the vestry, and when there was much disputing as to tho localities of the church, ho drew an necurato map of tbo parish Willi Ins own hand, ami proved to tne vestry thnt the present Bito was tbo best ono. I he church was built in 1774, as tbo tittle upon upon it still shows. In 1838 it bad fallen into decay. "Tho witlo open doors," as llmliop Meade says, "invited not only tho passing traveller, but every beast ol'the field, and fowl of the air. The interior is still good. The roof only is diw.nyintr uod tlie rain was dripping thTongtt.- 4ri the doors of the pews aro slill to be seen Iho names of Waxh ingtons, Masons, and Fairfaxes, in gilt letters." The Bishop then went on to make a strong appeal for its restora tion on the ground of patriotism nnd religion, noon alter, Iho Jiev. -Mr. Johnson, w ho ofllciuted in tho parish, collected about eight hundred dollars, hielly from members ol Congress, tor ita repair, which was cxpendud on a i. .i !. i...:nn.i new roof. It was used tor K' piscopi services occasionally till tho war. 1 ho Kev. ( harles Howard, ot Utiltimoro, then a student of the Seminary, offi ciated with great aval and success as a lay reader. During the war it was desecrated by tho soldiers ; fires were kindled in it fur cooking their provis ions ; tho flooring of stono was carried off fbr fire-places ; the roof was riddled by muskul-ballH ; an attempt was maiio to blow up ono of tho corners in order to obtain tho coins supioscd to ho de posited there, which was iin.uicccssfiil from tho thickness of tho walls. It continued in this slate till Theodore Wet moro. Esq., of Dutchess county, New York, by his own munificent con- tributions, und, aided by friends, has thoroughly repaired it. Ilo has shown extraordinary r.eal in this good work, and has made frequent visiu to super intend, in person, its repairs ; on ono occasion walking twelve miles from Alexandria; nnd he must have been rich rewarded in his own heart, when, al tho rc-opcnin;;, lie was permitteii in person to see his untiring efforts in its behalf crowned with success. Tho day of consecration was one of the most beutitifiilot early autumn, and tho sun shone brightly into the windows of tho old chnreh upon a congregation which filled it. The morning scrvico was conducted by tho Itov. lrs. McElhin ney und Packard, followed by an ad dress by llishop Johns. An organ, recently obtained by Mr. Wotmoro, "swelled the notes of praise" to Al mighty (iod. Pohiek church should be ono of tho places of pilgrimage for tho admirers of Washington. In tho recent centennial commemorations no ono has been more interesting than the consecration of Washington's old church. iSeufiTM Churchmin good joko is told of a wealthy Now 1 orker, with an eye Mr a gooa norso, who, shortly alter betaking himself to his summer residence on Long Island, in April last, was sitting on his piazza ono tine morning, nnd noticing a pair of fine steppers that were being driven on tho road in front of his house. The toam consisted of a bay nnd a gray mare, and tbe driver was an unassum ing, quiet, well-behaved young man. Tho Now Yorker noticed them agaiR on tbo following day, and wns more than ever impressed with their fine stylo and graceful step, and he decided al once to buy them. Accordingly on the next day ho stationed himself at his gate, and when the team came jogging by ho signaled the driver lo stop. "That's a pretty fair team yon drive," says he. "Yes, they aro moderately good step pers," was the response. "Are they for sale?" usked the New Yorker. "Well, yes, 1 would sell them," was the rather hesitating reply. "Send them along down the rood and back, so that I can sec how they move," savs tho New Yorker. Vp and down they were seiit a tVw times, and at length the gentleman was satisfied, and signaled tbo driver to pull up. "1 lilio them pretty woll," said he, "and will buy them if tbo price is not too high. What doyoii ask fbr them ?" "Sixlv-flve thousand dollars," was the reply, very cooly given. The gentleman opened hin eyes and month in astonishment, and Churloy (Jroen drove off with Lulu anil Fleoty Oold-dnsi at a 2.25 gait, leaving tho old gcntloman to wonder al the high prices of good, fair roadsters. Gknu s and Povr.itTY. It ia ono of tho mysteries ot life that gamut, tho noblest gift of (.oil to man, is nourished by (rovoity. Its greatest works have been achieved by tho sorrowing ones of tho world in tears and despair. Not in tho brilliant saloon, furnished with every comfort nnd elegance ; not in tlie library, well tilted, softly carpeted, Anil looking out upoa a smooth green lawn, or a broad oxpnnso of scenery ; not in ease and competence ia genius born anil nurtured, hut more frequent ly in adversity and destitution, amidst tho harassing' cures of a straightened household, in bare and tireless garrets, willi tbo noise of squalling children. in tho midst of tho turliulenco of do mestic contentions, and in tho deep doom of uiichooreil despair, is genius born and reared. This is its birth place, anil in scenes liko those, unpropitious, repulsive, wretched, have men labored, studied, and trained themselves, until they have at last emanated out of tbe gloom of that obscurity the shining light of thoir times; becomo the com panions of kings, tho guide and teach er of their kind; exorcised an influ ence upon the thought of the world amounting to a siceies of intellectual legislation. A Heroine by Mistake. Ono dark night, not long ago, a burglar entorod m hnvnl. rwiiiitiuA on HmnilwAV. On oscendinir ono flight ol stair be ob served a light in a chamber, and w hile deliberating what to do, a largo woman suddenly descended upon him, seized him by the throat, pushed him down throuirh tho hall, and forced him into tho slroet More he had time to think. "Heroic Repulse of a Burglar by a Woman" wa the way tho story was told tho next day. But wlion friend called and congratulated her upon her courage, she txolaimed : "Good gra cious T I didn't know it was a burglar I If 1 had, 1 should have been frighten ed to death. 1 thought it was my bit band come home drunk, and I was de termined ba shouldn't stay In t ht bouse sn that condition." THE FARMERS WEALTH. I Manureistotholarmorwhatcapilal is On June tbe 5tb tbe Stnte Library to the merchant. Without it bis labor I of Virginia received the uriginul of tho will bo in vain, hit draft dishon-1 following response which TIioh. Jetler ored. and his soul discountced. A I sou muile lit an address of welcome discouraired man is not ttood for much. It is not every one thut can afford to buy the trade fertilizers, and these aro too often without morit. Tboy are to be purchased with caution and judgment. In the matter of ma nure we believe almost wholly in home manufacture, and are persuaded there is no branch of farming entitled to moro attention than this. Wo can hardly name a substance out of which the earth with its aecrct chemistry cannot extract strength and nourish ment Tho earth needs food as much as tbe ox. Rich fields are well fed. The virgin earth manured by the de caying vegctfction of ages yields fifty bushels of wheat to tho acre, hut man soon exhausts it. We take from tbo hand of tiod and lb. bcomm of tl. eartti iiici-cIm. untold, foe which we forget to make returns. Ingratitude dries up generosity. The nice robs tho earth and passes on. Sections which wore once prolific now are bar ren. This continent, w ith eastern im migration, iaonce more being skimmed. We first sell the forests, and then ex tract from the first few inehosnf earth and move on. Tho fluty of return is seldom present with us. Tho ashes of tho forest are sent tothe merchants to bleach the calicoes of Fall River and Manchester. The material for making manure is most abundant. Nature cries to us to bo wise in tho application of the de caying things anoiit us. ino very weeds of (he highways can be made I available An old shoo or a big bono will tell in the orchards for twenty five years. Tho wash-tub of the kitchen, if rightly used, is a fountain of nourishment Some stones, clays and mucks are convertible into :ood for the ground. The manure of a well fetl animal is worth twice as much as j thnt of one poorly fed, whoso owner, perhaps, lays out in whisky what he should lav out in fodder. Every form has on and within itself tho powoiw of rccuporation, nnd if man will only ap proprinte these secrets, there will be fewer discouraged farmer. Knowl edge und reflection, judgment and in dustry, can increase the yield of forms almost indcfinutely. Tbo key to agri cultural improvement in other coun tries has been root crops and clover fod to good stock on the farms ; and tho same key will open the door to Iirospority here, llcef and mutton, lifles and wool, butter and choose, poultry and eggs, are alwaya in de mand, and, ttnliko grain crops, pro ducing them leaves the land better. Nay, Keeping live stock in proper pro portions enable the farm to produce more and bettor grain in a series of years than it could do if it were de voted to nothing but grain cnlture. Wherever butter and cheese factories abound tho land become much more beautiful and productive. Is there no lesson in this fact ? Xl'MJIER THREET1I. JtUwt AgerUlUM. Wle,e;l went illlo one of our shoe stores the other day to buy a pair of lasting gaiters. Mine) Agernluin is not as young as she once was, but still shakes her cork-screw curls in a very girlish man ner. On this occasion she lisped very tirottilv. owing to Iho fact that she had just loll her front teeth at the dentist's to be mended. "I'll look at your lathting gaiterth, if yon plcatb, thir." Clerk produce a box and inquires, "What number do yon wish t" "Number ihroetb, thir." "Hero ia a pair, ma'am." Miss Agcratum put her hand in ono and sweetly asked : "Have you a pair the tbame number a little wider in the thole ?" Clerk produces number 3 j. and says : "Yes, ma'am, hero a pair." "If yoa ploath, I would liko a pair a little fuller in the toctb." Clerk, hands out a pair of number 4. saying : "These arc about right, I guess." Miss Agorntum seated horself.pushed back her ringlets, arranged tho folds of her dress, and proceeded to take off her shoe. She did not seem to make much headway with number 4, and, raising her betid in an artless manner, said : "It apponrth to mo, thir, tbe nnm- berth get thmallcr every year." The obliging clerk produced pair ol number 6 s, handed them to her and gallantly observed : "Yes, ma'am, it docs really seem to me so ; just slip your foot into this ono. It a little roomier, eo to speak. "Yeth, it Ith, but it ilh very light aoroth the inthop. "Ah well here a pair which i m stiro will be lust exactly ngui wouiu ho willing to take my oatn on it, anu with a look of warm admiration (which Miss Agcratum received with a coquet tish toss of her spiral tresses) handed her a pair of 6. "Atlatbtl Jutb riglitl I knew I couldn't bo mitbtnken in my number, though MithterPcglhcrapcr next door, declared it wath impothible for me to nut on number threoth. Thcro ith thiich a differeth in thoro kceperlh." Walnut LrnnsR. Of all timber trees, tho bluok walnut is at the present time believed to be the most prontaoie, Prices have been so tempting that in many localities no more fit any eonse utieiieo is to ho found. Ohio and Imli ana have of lato year boon tbo great sources of supply. From thoso Stale largo quantities have been sent to the furniture establishment East. At tho present time Kentucky is shipping wal nut timber largely. Whilo. however, tho older Stales are being depleted of this valuable wood, tho State that may be called timber-planting ones are rapidly coming up with a supply. It is tumid to grow with great rapidity In aoine of them, and especially in Ne braska. I n tint) State several acre set out within the last ten year aro already producing nut in abundance, and those, it is said, hav already paid tho oxpense of planting and care. Many people, in viow of tho growing scarcity of walnut fear it disappearance) from market in a bort time. It would be no matter for alarm if the extensive western plantations were betterknown. The Old M an and th r Yocno Tbee. Tho young man in tha beautitul fa ble of La Fontain ridiculed th man of four core for planting an avenue of little tree, because) bo could not hop to live long enough to se tbem oa high at hit head. "Well," said bo, "and what of tbat T If tbeir shade af fords me no pleasure it may afford nlcaanra to mv children, and even to yoa; and, therefor, the planting of tbem give me pleasure. An unprincipled bachelor lay troub le nerer come mngie. TEEMS $2 pr annum in AaVanoo. NEW SERIES-VOL. 16, NO. 45. AX lXTEltESTIXO UOCUXEXT. which he received front the IHupIo of Alhemiirlo County, Virginia, on his re turn homo at the close of his lust term us President of tho United States. It wus found but a few days since among tbo old papers of tho lato Judge Dab ncy Corr, und is in the well-known neat autograph of Jefferson. It is as follows: To the inhabitants of Albemarle County, in Virginia : Returning to tho scenes of my birth and early hie, to the society of those with whom I was raised and who have boon over dear to mo, I receive, my fol-low-cilir.ens and neighbors, with inex pressible pleasure, tho cordial welcome yon aro so good as to givo me. Long absent on my duties which the L, a wm.JhJI.1 mail. in. cnmljent on those called to them, the turmoil, the bustle, and splendor of of- fico have drawn but deeper sighs for tho tranquil and irresponsihie occupa tions of private lilb, fbrlhoonjnymeiit of tin uflVctionate intercourse with you, my neighbors and friends, and the en dearments of family love, which nature has given ns nil as tho sweetner of overy hour, ror these I gladly lay down the distressing burden of power and seek with my fellow-citizens ro poso and safety under the watchful cares, the labors, and perplexities of younger and abler minus. The anxie ties you express to administer to my happiness do of themselves confer thut happiness; and the measure will be complete if my endeavors to fulfill my duties in the several public stations to which J nave been called have oolain ed for me the approbation of my country. Tho part which 1 have act ed on tlie theatre of public life has been before them, and to their sentence 1 submit it ; but thetcstimony of my na- tiro county, of tho individuals who have known me in private lite, in my conduct in its various duties and rela tions, is the more grateful as proceed ing from eyc-witiiessos and observers, from triers of tho vicinage. Uf you then, my neighbors, I may ak. In t he face of the world, "whoso ox have I taken, or who bavo I defrauded? Whom havo 1 oppressed, or of whose hand have I received a bribe to blind mine eye therewith ?" On your verdict I rest with conscious security. Y'our wishes for my happi ness aro received with just sensibility, and I offer sincere prayer for your own welfare and prosperity. ArRii.3, 1809. Tn. Jefferson. THE 11 UXTEDliVItGEOX. A young surgeon, having tried in vain to get into practice, at lust tell upon the following expedient to set the hall tfi rolling. He sprang tnion his horse once a day, and rode at full speed through the town. Alter nn absence of an hour ho would return, and cart with him some of his instruments thinking if he could impress his neigh bors that he had practice, they would uegiu to piaeo confluence in ills' uiiiiii) . A wag, wbo moro than suspocted tho deceit which he wa practising, deter mined to know the truth. He accord ingly kept his horse in readiness, and tbe next timo tho doctor gnlloppcd past hi door, sprang on his steed and placed himself on the young gentle man trail. The doctor saw tha man following at hi heels, but did not, at first, evince any uneasiness. At length, however, be thought it advisablo to turn down a narrow lano. Tbo pursuer followed m liko an evil genius: but tho doctor was not discouraged, as another road lay a short distance ahead of him. and down which he turned. Tho other kept close at his heels, and tbe doctor grew impatient to return home. Thcro was no Ihiiiso by the way at which be could oner any pretext lor stopping, In tho meantime his saildlo bags were with bun, and bo was otherwise pre pared for business, so that ho could not return, in tho face of his neighbor, without exposing tbe secrets of Iho trade in the most palpatio manner. Every bound of his steed carried bim further from his homo, nnd the similes of night began to fall on hill and ditto. Still tho Round of horse' hoofs were thunderinir in bis ears, and ho uss driven to bis wit's end ; but jast as he i turned tbo angle ol a wood, ho heard : a low moan. A mail lay proetmto near tho fence of a meadow, and blood gushed from a fearf ul wound in his arm. Ho had cut an artery with bis scythe, and was in danger of immcdi- ate dissolution. j.uo young doctor sprang from his horse nnd staunched tito wound. Bandages wero applied and his life was saved. The pursuer had also, thrown himself from his horse, and as tho surgeon tied up the last bandage, ho looked up in his litce and said : "How lucky, neighbor, that I was'"' able to arrive just In time I The wondering spectator was tilent with awo; and, alter assisting tho wounded man home, ho told such a miraculous tnle to tho wondering town folk, as secured to the young surgeon a reputation not only nir skill, tun also fnr snpernnturnl I prescience. Thusdid IIIU IIIV) ajtea, WllllUIHUIIIUIIilllV MUM a tv nis .uvat.eemenv tnan years ... sffmi - oils toil could have done; and the nn. riortincnt curiosity of a waggish neigh lor opened for him a path lo business which the most influential putmiiago might never have been able to pinvido for linn. ai m How to Have Goon Enos. There is a vast difference in the flavor of eggs. Hens fed on clear, sound grain nnil knnt nn ft r linn mil Hill, mtt a clean much finer flavored egg than hena I hat have access to stables and manure heaps and eat nil kinds of filthy food. Ileus feeding on fish and onions flavor their egg accordingly, tho same as cows catingoniotis or cabbage, or drink ing offensive water, imparts a bad taste to the milk and butter. Tbo richer the food the higher tho color of the eggs. Wheat and corn give eggs the bust color, while feeding on buckwheat makes them colorless, rendering them unfit for some confectionory purposos. Moore $ Rural Artr ) or. Au eastern tramp, who ha been over Wisconsin, says the names of the towns savor too much of pedostrianiam to snit bis notion of a "printer State." Thorei Milwaukle, Waukesha, Ocono woc, Manitowoc, Waukegan, Pcwatikie, and a dozen other "walk," but no work. A Vincinnes, I ml., man nnd his wife after a aland up fight of an hour con eluded tocall it "draw." She drew about aix inches of hair out of hi head. Lot o' girl wear striped stockings. but it ia only your Philadelphia lata wbo mingle tar with atripe on btrl nose. Dies the Centennial. t HE WAX TED TO TELL VS. A man w ith a wart on his Huso, an umbrella under hi arm and a patch of buckskin on the gable end of hi breuchet, invaded our tuuetuin last Saturday, At tho time we were en gaged in calculating bow much horse, radish could bt raised on an acre of ground, If ft iruall tiled garden patch would produce eleven hot ilea of toma to k tcli up, and wtre to busy that w ni.!titcd to ak hi in to tako ft toat. ii. : i .i . . i , . -i I out no iiau ana i uowu iu ironi oi us. laid hi umbrella ncrott tha AgrU .1...-., .I.I..L. I I I -.1 . - rKHHriei, jiuiii e Mltu v.. nail tiuprt. w glMin some information, coroseod, the wurt, and than remarked : "A I wat in town to-day I thought I'd drop in lo see you fellow ubout sonifthlhg that's been on my mind for noma time. I .oinctimcn borrow one ot your papers, and 1 don't like tha way It's run. Now, Iho way to run a paper is to have a column tor children, filled with nice stories about bow wick ed children are punished for stealing waturinillions j and then a religious column, and it temperance column, us Ihot.fxsi J emplurs ought to ctnt, ami then publish some such verses as 'Fa ther, dear hither, come home,' and " But we took him by tho arm, walk ed him to the window, pointed to tho graves on the hill and asked : "Would! thou lain havo thy pure soul wafted to the realms of bliss, and its habitation of earthly clay deposited on yonder verdnnt hill, with the sor rowing quaking aspen wailing a requi em o'er thy sepiilchcr?" Ana tbo wart assumed tbe buo ol tbe luxuriant hollyhock, the umbrella was grasticd convulsively, and its pro prietor gasped : .vo- well you sec but "Fear not, tltou sweetly peiiumed quintessence of mortality, wo would not harm thco; we aro weary ol shed ding blood, and wo respect that um brella, thoso wart, anil soon thou may- out depart in peace, and as wo gaze upon thy retreating form we will liken thy mail of buckskin nnto a circus poster which wo once purloined and pasted on our respected futhcr's wood shed. Hut listen. On yonder hill re pose three iincircumcised 1'bilislinc who sought to counsel us in regard to how we should run our paper. Two wero not of our subscribers, tho other was but be gave us not shekels. They camo up as tbe timothy in tho beauti ful morning and bathed in tho bright sunlight; Ihev puffed up with vanity as the war horse puffeth with colic. They sought our presence and would spenk nnto us words of wisdom ; they went down with the night liko tbe fra grant clover before a mowing machine, and now their administrators arc hunt ing estates lo settle." And we looked toward the shot gun, whetted the scissors, and yelled down to the devil asking if thnt par rot gun was loaded nnd tho nitrogly cerine ready. Our visitor sought the stuirwny, and the next moment wo saw him climb ing Mac's corral fence he hadn't timo to go around. And wo went and asked the senior what he had dono with that black bot tle we had left in the drawer. Fair- flay Sentinel. PA RAGE A PUS. A run of luck winning a race. Expensive living living on excite ment. A poor relation telling an anocdoto badly. How to treat a wife tront her tfi a now dress. V by must logic have legs ? Because it stands to reason. Time will only hang up his scythe when be is no mowvr. It is said that there aro only throe, women in Indiana who can make a good cup of coffee, and thoso three don't bavo any to make. isuu ui n. i. rMewans cicrk uas 144 pairs of pantaloons, which is more lhan Dr. Mary Walker hod beforo alio went to live with the Sultan. i Lucy Stone say it's w icked to wear corsets, as Eve didn't have any. Eve didn't have any clothes and, therefore, if wicked fur Lncy Stone to wear thorn. John Quigley, 16 years old, took his younger brother into a barn at Troy, New York, and tried to hang him. John bad been mode insane by hard study. Oh, lilorty,wbcreaboiits is thy ting? A small boy in Connecticut was wal loped tho other day by a school teach er, because ho insisted in spitting on his slate. A country dentist has patented an instrument for holding a woman's tonguo, being, wo believe, the first man on record to mako a success of any thing of that sort. A tVatcrtown lady bus commenced tho Btuily of natural history. She ha a mammoth rat that plays tho piano, and is now training a toad tn dance very gracefully. A man has an object and walks. A woman never walks; she jump, she "'"" " unucen, sue capers miner ami "'liner, "u "" n every uerv, mm caracoles, but she never walks, .n English lady of rank, who had issued invitations to a grand boll, was horrified at seeing in the morning pa- i pem ol the day fixed a notice to tha ; effect that tho ball won postponed, ; thin was tho work of some oneniv. A Nebraska woman has papered her cabin with tho report of tho Boecher trial, and now she make washing day shorter, and causes timo to fly while nt hor knitting by perusing the cheer ful page on the wall. Now that fashionable skirt are worn t can neither stoop nor sit down, it would bo a grand thing for some ingenious j upholsterer lo devise a chair suited to , the peculiar exigency Mim ifom ()fIo owa, stole horse lor a living until ono day Ian week, j w,un h - . p . , r,i,i' . .. her oft to the jail shoobserbved,"Ye'll Miss Moore when 1 gel out, I tell yon, now." An Ahibuina boy of 13 was hung fur ; murder tho other day, and just beforo "winging off ho said to tho sheriff, "I i don'l care o much about tbe banging, ullt to lie swung off by a cross eyed anal eiraaimo iiunui Now tho maiden who attends school prepare to graduate, nnd the man who will frown her down when aha stands up in white muslin, with pink bow, and read a short essay on "Art, Past and Present," or "The Story of a Flow er," is no friend of our. Western pacr eak of an npera botiffe singer with a moiit h so large that two dentist worked on her lower teeth at tbe aamo time without in any way hindering the work ol another tooth contractor, who was putting up a staging to (in a nine job on the up per teeth. "Stono walls do not a prison make, nor Iron bar a cage," dreamily mut tered tbe young lady of Cleveland, as she unlocked the door of tho county jail recently. "Tbe girl I left behind me, gaily bummed lite nineteen pris oners aa they filed past ber and struck out for the country. Wo never knew ft acolding person that was able to govern family. What make pooplo scold? Because thoy cannot govern themselves. How can they govern other? Thoso wbo govern well ara generallv calm. Thaw ar prompt nnd retoluio, but steady and mild. .