T1IK "CLEARFIELD REPUBLICAN" iODLAMIBH llAfJEKTY, CLBAKHKLD, PA. CITABL1IHCI) IN 1M4T. The largest Circulation of my Newspaper ia worth Central Pennajlranla. Term of Subscription, If paid In kItun, or wlthla I flBUu,M.e.) 1M1 If paid fUr I tad before ft raontbe BO ir paid ftfur tha oip.rat.ua of e nvitiii.,, 3 ou Rates ot Advertising. f mailent advertlaemeaU, par aqaafaof tBllnator eirltlmeaorleaa i ftfl For oaeh aubauent Insertion 10 atdralntetratore' and KieoutAM' aot.ooa....,, t 60 AadltorV nolteaa I 51 Cautloae ud Betraya, 1 60 lkaeolntloa BAlloM S 00 Profeaelonal Garde, ft Una or leea,l year.... I 00 Local noLUei.per Una , lo YKAltLT ADVKKTISKMKNTS. I arioara, 00 I oIhbb..h.h,.$3I 00 t qiiruM,Hlmll 00 ooluaia.. 4ft 00 I iquwN.. .I0 00 I 1 nUm 10 00 (IKOHGE B. HOODI.ANUKtt, U HUB 1IAUKKTV, Publlaheni. I FRANK FIELDING, ATIOIIN K Y-AT-L A W , Clearfield. Pi. Will alteail t. all bullae., enlra.tr'l to him ptmptl7 ud ralthfttlr.', ' WILLIAM A. WALLAC'B. A.BT r. WALIACB. BOrU'IS WALLACE A. KREBS, IHUMiHtf to WaIIm A Fi.lding.l ATTOl.NiSYS-AT-LAW, ll-ll'TS ( l.errlelil, Pa. B. T. WILSON, , M. B. A. VAL.AB, B. B. DR3. WILSON & VAN VALZAH, Clearfield, Pa. OIIIm la reetdenea of Dr. Wilton. Orrica Hoinni Fmm llltlr... Ur. Van Valaab ean ba fuond at sight In hla rooua, nail door to liertiwlek A Irwtn'l Drug Store, ap Uirt. bovM'7 DllV JEFFERSON LIT.?, WOODLAKU, PA. Will promptly attend all oalli In tha Una of hla 'profeeaion. bov.11f-TB fOiira a. h'rhallt. daiibl w. M'ccanr. McENALLY & MoCURDY, A T TO I . N E Y 8-A T-L A W , CI ear Hold. Pa. uB"-Leral bnaineae attended to promptly with ftlelity. OBoa on tiecond Itreet, abut tha Firal Natlunal Bank. Jan.l:74. iBARRETT. Attorn it and Counbrlor at Law, Cl.KAllFIKLD, PA. Ilnvln reilgi.ed hie Juilaoihlp, baa retained tha practice of tha law In hie old office at Clear eld, Fa. Will attand theoourtaof Jeffereon and Kit -ountlea whan apeolnlly tetalaed ia eonaeetloa with raeideat aoaaacl. 1.U.7I MM cC U L LO U G H , ATTORNEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Pa plrOmt la Court Houee, (Hher.ir'f Office). Legal bail near, promptly attei Jed to. heal eitate bought and told. Jell'IS " J7 vvT b a n" t z ATTOHNEY-AT-LAW, . Clearfield, Pa. arOHIn la Pio'e 0era lleuae, Room No. 4. Alltegnl bualaeaa antruiled to hia ara promptly attended to. J?" " tThT m u r r a y, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW. Prompt attention given to all legal bailnoia tntrnatad to hit aore In Clearfield and adjoining aat.a. OMoa oa Market at., oppoilte Naugle'a Jewelry Store, Clearfield, Pa. H 73 TwTw A 7l T E R 8 1 7 ATTORNEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Pa fctjVOflee la Qraham'i Row. dal-1y hT WTsm jh ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, tl:1:TS ClMrfleld. P.. WALTER BARRETT, ATTORNEY AT I-AW. )Be. oa Sasood at., Claarl.ld, Pa. aol,l ISRAEL TEST, ATTORNKY AT LAW, Cle.rllell, Pa, TOfla. la Hi.'a Oper. Hoaaa, JjllIT JOHN H. FULFORD, ATTORNEY AT LAW, t'lcarflald. P.. tf-Oflna i. Pla'a Upwa Houto, Room No. I. Jaa. , 1ST.. JOHN L: CUTTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Iu4 R.al E.t.t. Affo.t, Clearll.ld, P.. onto, aa Third ilraat. bat.C.arrj A Walnot, ' t0HaipMtfall rffari bli ..nrteailn aallln tad bujlnf land! 1. Claarlald and .iljolalog waatl.. and vltb aa .tpariaa. of oT.r twaat, laara ai . rurv.oor, l.tura bltaaaW Ibal ba aa fad.r Mtl.f..tloa. tvea. aa:oa:u, FREDERICK 0'LEARY BUCK, 8CHIYKNER ft CONVEYANCER, General Life and Fire Ins. Agent. Daodi of Conoayanoo, ArtUaj of AffTomfDt and all Ircal papari tirotaptij Ban acanv .nlad. Offio. In Pia'a Cpara lln.aa, Room No. i Claarlald, Pa., April It, 1 "7. J. BLAKE WALTER8, REAL ESTATE BROKER, ARB BBAL8B Hi Niiw Tjokk and liumln-r, ' OLftARFIaXD, PA. Otloa la Srabaa'i Row. MM j. jT ungUeT- ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW, Ml . (He sola, Clarel4 Co., Pa. :pd ROBERT WALLACE, ATTORNEY - AT - LAW, MTallarttoii, (.'l.arfl.ld CoaBty, Prnn1! fA-AII lafal bniiaeaa promptly attMdad la. CYRUS GORDON, ATTORNEY A T li A W , Marbal atraat, (aarlh aid.) Claarlald, Pa. jaarAlllcial bnalnail promptly attondad to J aa. SB, 'la. ' DR. T. J. BOYER, PR YBICI AN AND 8DR010N. OaVa bb Bjarbot Ilraat, Otoarlald. Pa. aOfloa hoani I la 111 m., aad 1 to Ip.Bl. TR. E M. BCIIUURKR, noiiaopATiuc piiviician, oec tB raaldtaaa oa Markol at - April s, !. Claarlald, Pa. " DR. W. A. MEANS, ' PHYSICIAN A SURGEON ' ' irTnBRsririRO, pa. ITIU atiaad pofafMBBloall. promptly. aal7 J. 8. BARNHART . ATTtiHNHY . AT - LAW, llellflotitt. Pa. Will praotlat la Clearfeid and all of tha Cntrtt of tka lilt, Judklal dmtrlet. Heal ettalo bailarta a4 oolleetloa of del mi made ipeeUltlee. al'TI JAMES CLEARY, BARBER a HAIR DRESSER, RimHD STRKKT, Jy1 C 1 R AJ PIB 1. P, P A. Jti ' TfTlIiLlAll M. HKNHY, JrnnHk Tf e rwi Foapi ahu Rratraana. LI'MIlltR OITT. ColUellnna w.ada and Money pmrnntlr paid o?or. ArtietM of airfMeat and dead of mijm neauy taKtted Met warraatef eor -ivM e we aaari. U CLEARFIELD GOODLANDEE & HAQEET7, VOL.48-WHOLENO.2373. A. Q. KRAMER, A T T 0 It H K Y - A T - I, A W , Rati Kiuti h1 CollMllo. AgfAl, CLKAHflKLU, PA., Will Droiapll. .ll.od to .11 I.hI bull.... .. truitil Hi hi. ..r.. -trOSIn in I'll Opera llo. Mranu poor. .pni i-.m- lob. U. Ortli. 0. T. Al.sa.in. C. l. Duen ORVIS, ALEXANDER k BOWERS, ATTORN KY8 AT LA W, ll.ll.liiute. P.. Jnl8,'l7-j J. H.' KLINE, M. D., PIIYBIC1AN 4 8U1I0KON, TTAVLNQ lonlml fet Ponnlalil, P... oir.ra bla IX pmlaMlonal lartlM. I. U imI of tftat plac. and mrro.niliiil country. Allcaila prompuy atlamlail lo. Oct. IS lf. GEORGE C. KIRK, Jaitloa of tbo Peace, Bnrveyur and Careyancir, I.tttlierabura;, Pa. AH UaiineM lolrnited lo his will he promrtly attended In. Prrioni winhing to amplify a 8ur ...... m .In wa.ll in lva him a sail . "M he flatter kiuir itt k tin roflilar it Iff act Ion. Pfde of tonveyanoe, artlelee of agreement, and all legal paper, promptly ami dhiij - JOHN D. THOMPSON, Juitloa of the Peaoa and Scrivanor, Curwcaavllla, Pa. fauCollaetloni aado and money promptly paid over. . V'". lo. ALaanT aaiiaT Ai.iait w. f-i W. ALBERT 4. BROS., Maaufaetarara A extenilrelealeraia Sawed Lumber, Square Timber, &o., WOODLAND. FBHH A. itrOrden aotleltad. Bllli OUcd on abort aotlea and reaaonabla torna. A.Mreta Woodland P. O., Clearfield Co., Fa. ja3fr-l j w AUKtlT BHi'B. FRANCIS COUTRIET, MKRCHANT, FrcucbTllla. Clear ttf Id County Pa. anti.ianilt hand a fall ataortnent of Dry Uoodl, Hardware, Orooorlea, and arerythlng araally kept In a retail alore, which will bo aold, for eaih, ai ehaap ai elaowhera in tha county. rranebviiia. June id iodi-ij. THOMA8 H. FORCEE, BBALBB IB GENERAL MERCHANDISE, URAHAMTON, Pa. Alio, eatonalva raannfarturer and daalar In 8o,uara Timbar and oaw.d liambarol all amua. COtdar. olloilod and .11 bllli promptly llf.d. l'"u. CHARLES SCHAFER, LAGER BEER KHF.WISK, Cloartlold, Pa. nAVINCl rantod Mr. Kolraa' Drowary no boaaa by atriat alunllon to bnaineaa and iL...rut.n. aunarlor artiola of IlKKH to rooelro tha patronaa of all tha aid and many nawonatomara. aU5ani J. K. BOTTORF'S PHOTOORAPU OAIiLERY, Harkat llraot, Claarlald, Pa. oj-CIOJIOS KADI A 8PKCIAVrT.-H NEOATIVK8 mada la olo.dy aa well at la .1... vmthar. Cnoalanllr on hand a food aaaorlraant of PRAMKS, STKRk'UHCUPriB and BTKKKU8COPI0 VIKWS. Pramaa, from any lyla of mouldlnt, mada to ordor apraa-u REUBEN HACKMAN, House and Sign Painter and Paper Manger, t learnt Id, Pertn'a IHUWIII aiaenta )oha la hla Una promptly and la a workmanlike maaaar. aar4,il Q. H.HALL," PRACTICAL TUMP MAKER, NEAR CLRARPTRLD, PRSN'A. Uumpi alwara on band and mada to order on abort noliea. I'iliae bored on reemnatile lerma. All work warranlod U render aallaffttlnn, and delivered If dealrad. myliilypd E. A. BIGLER v CO., PBAlaKaa ll " SQUARE TIMBER, aad fleaanraetnrora or All. K I ! 0 OP A n P.D LU 1H fl KR, l-t'TI CLKARPIKLD, PKHN A. JAS. 8. GRAHAM, dealer la Real Estate, Square Timber, Boards, SlllNULKfl, LATU, A PICRITrV Itinl Cloarteld. Pa, JAMES MITCHELL, DBALBB IB Square Timber k Timber Lands, Jall'71 Cl.EAKFIEl.D, PA. UARMAR, U'THBRSBl'RO, PA. A mt fur Ike A-atu-loan Douhle Turbine Wator Wki .n.l An.lr.wi A Kalbaeh IVheel. Van fur- nleh Portable G Hit Milla oa ahorl notieo. jylS'7l DR. J. P. BU RC H FI E L D Lata Bargooa of tbo 8Sd HeglmaBt.PonnaylTaola Volunteer, haying ratarnaa irom tnt Army, offera bia profaaalonal aarvioN It tbeoiUaene af Clearftaldaoanty. aarProfeiatonalealli promptly atUnded to. Offlea on Seaead atraat, formerly oeoa pled by Dr.Woodo. iaprv-M H i F. N AUGLE, M ATtll MAKER & JEWELER, aad daalar la Wattslica, Clock", Jewelry, Silver and Plated V, arc, Sc., alI CLKABFIlil.il, I'A., 8. I. 8NYDER', adXa PRACTICAL WATCHMAKKR m .JWalcbof), Clocki and Jottolrjr tfrnkam'e Jt.ta, Mnrirt Araet, tLGARFIRI.n, PA. All hlnda af nvalrlng In my line nrcmptlr al aided to. AprlljJ, IBTS. HKHOVAL. REIZENSTEIN & BERLINER, wboleeale dralen la GEMS' riBMSHI(i GOODS, Ilaro romoved fa 1T Chnrnh Mreot, between Praaklta aad waiu au new lor, uyil i Miss E. A. P. Rynder, laaaT rot Chlekering'e, fltolnway'a aad Kmaraoa'a Planet; telle) a, alaawB uaana i ana roieaaoi Orgaaa aad MalAdooaa, and Graver A Bakor'e (tewlag Maeklaea. iut twiraaa or PlaM, flaltof, Orraa, Haratoay aad Voal Ma lta. We aapll lakoa for loai tboa half a torn. jga- Roots ot'xitt Oallck'a Ku rait are Htora, Cloarleld, May I, iln-lf. aOAUTUHH. All Mraoaa are boreby aaatina. Ai tad aot to parobaaaor laaay way neildle with two bay MMw ia peaaaaiiea Uaorgt Hill, aa taay aikg ia ana are eaueet to t Madera, Mara 4, U 9m R. WAhLMJ. Publiaherg. iLltijsrdtatnrous. rp ll R I. AT KIT MOV El THE LATEST MOVE HARTS WICK 4 IRWIN'S DHlUi HTORR, To their aow baildnon P-trond (tlreet, nearly nppuaiu, me aivre oi weaver ueua, CLEARFIELD, PA., Where they will eoatlaoa lo tuptily thnlr old and ai nany new tuiUimvri aa may ovine, with PURE DRUGS! CHEMICAL SI PlIAnMACKL'TICAL PRKPARATJONfl, (, Including all new re mad lee,) Patent Med lei net, PMnti aad Olli, Olan and Putty, tiebi.nl Honkn, Ctationrry, Paper. Ao.j aleo, a full lino of Drug giiU' SunJrici, II air TiiOlot, Coimctin! Prrfumerlei, Toilet Art idea, Broihe. ToilofKoape, Pocket D"OkB, A., all of the beat quality. PURE WIXES AND LIQUORS, for medical A aacramenUI pnrpoiea only. Para White Lead, Color of all kind, Raw and llollfd Linihwl ftil, Varniehea, Turpon. tlna, Coal OU, Paint A Varnlah Bruehei. Fl -Turing Kxlracta, Coafeatlonerlee, Rlrd Seed, PiiW, jroand and - aiigronnej, or ail Ktnili. 8UOKERS AND CIIEWKRS Will find onr itoek of Chewing ' ' and Rmoktnr Tihao. Imnorled and Do- tneatle Cigara, Hnuff and Plne-eut to ba of tbo Tcry boat oranoi ia me maraaa. LA MT8 AND CIIIMNKYS, AU klnda of ULASS WAR I GAIDEN SKKD.3, MUBICAL INSTRCMKNTS ud Muileal Trlmialaga of artry rarlcty. Having a htag aiperleneo In the bnalneai, aad i aitenilveand well aisled atoeb of medicinea, we are enabled to All Pliye.ciana' preaertptione at the ihorte.it antle and oa tbo moat rtaaonablo tertua, day and night. HARTS WICK A IRWIN. ClearAeld, Pa., Ma? SI, IS 71-If. H. F. BIGLER & CO., esiLias t II AH WAKE. Alio, Manafaetttrariof Tin and Sheet Iron Ware. OLIAHPIIIiD, PA. jiAIilllNO IMPLEMENTS of ill alada for aal. by II. r. BIOLEB A CO. It AILIIOAD W1IKELDARUOW8 for eala by - II. F. BIQLER A CO. PAINT, PUTTY, GLASS, Nails, eta., for tale by IX. F. B1GT,ER 4 CO. HARNESS Till AIMING S A SHOE AJL Ptadtagi, Tar enle by II. F. BIQLER t CO. QUN3, PISTOLS SWOIIDCANES For tals by IF. F. B10LER A 00. CTOVKS, OF ALL BOUTS AND Slaee, for salt by H. F. RIOLER ft CO. riiONI IUONI IKON I IRON! L Toy eale by II. F. RIOLER k CO. HOUSE SHOES & HORSE SHOE AX KAILS, for aalaby U. f. RlOf ER 4 CO- pULLEY BLOCKS, ALL SIZES Aad beat UaaaAMtar. for aala by n. F. RIGLER A CO. T HIM HI. K SKEIKS AND IIFK B0XBS, for eala Vy H. V. nitlLER k CO. pODDEIt CTJTTERS-fbr talo by 03070 II. F. RIGLER A CO. T. M. ROBINSON, Manafaetartr aad daalar fs Ilamm, Mdlrn nnd Bridles, Cellar. Whlpa, Breehoe, Ply Rata, Trturlafe. unree oiaaaeta, m. Vaeuam, Prank H ilkrr'a and Heatafnot OIU, Agent fer Bailer and Wileon'a Baffle. Order- aexl . Hog promptly attended to, JO Market Ureal, Uearneld, Pa ta no formerly eoopbed by Jaa. Ataiat.de. (t.-4'7 PRINCIPLE8 CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8. 1871 THE REPUBLICAN. CLEARFIELD, Ta. WSIINES1IAT MORNING. JUKI , 1ST.. I M PERISH ABLl. The pair, the bright, the bemntifal, That allrred our hearte la youth ' The impulee to a wordtefe prayer, The draamaof love ami truth s Tha lontlnga aflor aomethlng lot, Tha epiril't yearning nry : ( The it riving after ttHler hojiee Theao linage oan neier die. Tha timid hand at retched forth to aid A brother ia bia aeed The kindly word In grUf'e dark boar. That prove tha friend ldedi r . " The plea far merey, mMj breathed, Whan Jaalioo threaten nigh) The aorrow of a eontrlla brart-- , Theao tliingi oba.ll oerer die. The memory of a claiplng hand, The p retiu re uf a kin, And all tha uidea, aweat and frail, That snake up lore' Irat bllia Tf with a Oria; unchanging faith, Aad boly truat on high, Tboee baada bar obxped, tboN llpf hare mot, Tbaoa Itilnga aball navar dla. Tha oraal and tbo bitter worJ, That wounded aa It fell, Tha chilling waat of ayinp'ttby, We feel, but oerer toll: The hard reptile, thai oh 1 1 la tha heart, Wboea bopea ware bounding high, In an anladen record kept Tbaaa Ullage aball navar di. Let nothing paae, for every haad Muat Bod aouie woek to do Lot not a ehanoe to waken lava De Arm and jutt aad true, 80 aball a light that eannot Tada Beam on the from oa high, And angel voieoa any to thee. Three thing aball never die. In the Jawi of Death The marvellous escape of vountr Punning at Leeds has already been 1 it, sorvants are so abominably incor alludcd to, but his story is so iniercst-(roo. and 1 am really at loss" ing thai it is worth giving in detail. "Don't apologise, 1 bog," graciously Whoa the alarm was given ho was at! interposed Theodore. 'Smith my work in the spool room of the JSono-1 name Is Smith and as you justly ob- tnck silk works, and, rushing out of the mill, his &rst thought, of course, was for his family, llo found thatl his father, wife and three children bad "But really, my dear sir," continued left the house, llo shouted to them ;lho host, at the termination of tlio to run for their lives, at the same time I ory illustrative of stupidity in sor poinling to them what direction to ! van is," 1 think the mistake on the lake. Jlis wife and children oboyodj present occasion docs not originate in him and wore saved ; but his father tho source youalludoto; 1 certainly an old man 01 seventy-eight thinking1 that something might bo got out of! the house boforo the flood roach od it, went back. Jn dashed bis son alter him, bogging him to leave the doomed building. While raising one ot the windows tbo floor gave way beneath their foot and his father disappeared from bis sight. The younp; man had just time to clamber out of the window, and as the nonee tipped onr orawlwil up its sido to tbo roof just as tho build ing broke up, leaving bim but a frag ment to cling to for his life, and on he went sailing down that awiui noou in full liiiht of wifo and children. who, as they looked on tn terror and j agony, expected momentarily to see mm aula, uuiioniu me nurgmg uuuw. In a fow sooonds his frail raft was crushed like an egg-shell, but bis pres ence of mind never deserted him. He jumpod for anothor, and when that was gono, ior yet another. 11s was hastening down with tbe currant at torn ho snood, and intent on the tear ful task he had on hand, never once thought of the dams toward which bo was hastening, me nrst one is reached in the awiui crash and jam. llo is burlod seemingly twenty feet in tbe air, to come down and be sub merged for tho 8 rat time fur benoatb the wave. As he came to Ibe surface again and clasped another piece of unit-wood no reancea witn an intensi ty unimaginable by those whoso lives ha vo novor been imperilod that an other and higher dam was but a short distance below and that bo bad abso lutely no hope for life unless ba es caped from tbe flood before that point was reached, but fortunately the swol len mass of wator and dobria at that moment surged toward the shore, and seising an opportunity, which seemed to be providentially presented, he clambered across some nrokon roots, which served bira as a bridgo and with a loap again had a foothold on tho earth. Tbo foelinirs of a man, who, like him, had scarcely a hone of lite, on Dnding be had escaped irom tho jaws of death cannot bo depicted. Only a cool and intrepid man could have passed through that exporionce, and possibly Mr. JJannicg could not but for his experience as a raftsman in Canadian waters. He had been swept half a mile down tbo river and was utterly exhausted by the intense strain on mind and hody, usrve and muscle, yet as he lay on tha bank for a momont to get his brent h he eould not suppress aamilo at the appear ance ot a man who escaped from the flood near the same piaoe by seisin j; hold of the limbs of a larue tree on the bank. Fleshy though bo waa.thisj man went up mat tree like a squirrel, And did not stop till he was at least thirty feot above tbe water. Mr. which had filled more crilionl judges Dunning describes ,sb the most appall- than Jones with delight and astonish ing incident of the memorable ride, Vnent. Ten o'clock struck, and, on Mr. tliA haorl rAnfiincr arrnoma anil ornana 'Q etTV beiniT anronnrvtrl. hi triumnh. of women and children in bouses that were swept down with him andsoemod to ie benoath him. lie says they will ring In his oars till tbe end of his li lo. Buddino into Wo man noon. There ia a touch in ir beauty In the radiant look of a girl just crossing the limitJ of youth, commencing her jour nor, I turougn tne enscxered apace 01 wo manhood. It la all dew-sparkle and morning glory to ber ardent, buoyant spirit, as she presses forward exnltinf in blissful anticipations, Buttbewitl ering heat of the oonfliot of life oreopt on; tne acw-orops exnaiej the gat lands of bone, scattered and deal1. strew tbe path j and too often, em noontide, tho brow and aweet smile are exchanged for the weary look one longing for tbe evening root, th twutgut. ine nignt. A lady lo this place wants to know what is the meaning of tbo sip re aion, "an to," and "paea the back." Her mam mom a companion uses it in nia dreams, ana bus la atraia it idui oa tee typhoid fever. NOT MEN. Stratagem for a Dinnor. Tlbe folio win if olmraelerlstio 111.00- doti of Thcottoro Hook in given in ttfttjeam lite ot that oitruordmnry tiAi. Uno of tlio atroou noar Kobo Squtiro. ciLbor bean St roe t or Frith Strict, wan the scono ol action. Hook j wuhjlounging upon ono of those gtroote m company nun lorry, the actor, whati thoy saw through tlio kitchen wiUlow preparations for 1 bandsome 'M hat afeatif. !" saidTorry. "Jolly ' ''10U' "te t mi-e one of jl ll toko any bet," returned Hook, "'Lint I 1o ; on II ior mo at ton o'clock, anil yon ll 6nd that 1 shall he able lo ie s to lent bio account ol the worthy Ho Baying, he mure bed op tlio stops, aavo an authoritative rap with the burnished knocker, ond was quickly lost to tbo sight of hie astonishod com panions. As a matter of course ho was immediately ushered by the ser vant, us an unexpootod gueitt, into the drawing-room, whore a largo party bad already assembled. The apart ment, being well nigh full, no notico was at first tukon of his intrusion, and half -a dosen people were laughing at his bon mots boloro the host discov ered the mistake. AtTccting not to observe the viiiblo embarrassment of the latter, and ingeniously avoiding the opportunity fur oiplanation, Hook rattled on till be had attracted the grontor part of the company in a cir cle near biro, and some considerable time elapsed ero tlio old gentleman was able to catch the attention of the sggroeable atrnngor. "i beg your pardon," be said, con triving at last to get in a word ; "but your name, sir, 1 did not quite catch servo, servants aro always making some stupid blunder or another. I romomber a romarkable instance," etc. um eoi expect tne pleasure ot Mr, Smith's company at dinnor to-day." "Ho 1 daro Bay not; you said four in your nolo I know, and it is now, 1 soe, a quarter past five -you aro a lit tle fast, by tho way ; but tho fact ia, I have boen dotal nod in the city, and I was about to oxplain whon "Pray," exclaimed the other as soon as he could slay the volubility of his "whnm, mmy I tu.lt, do yoa Mtp- pose yon are aodrossing f" "Vhoraf Why, Mr. Thompson, of courso old friend of my father ( I have not the pleasure, Indeed, of being personally known to you ; but, having! received your invitation on my arrival ruuu.vuu yuur inviiaiion on my arrival from Livorpool Frith street, four o'clock, fam.lv nartv nnma In Knnl you soo 1 have taken you at your word. 1 am only afraid 1 have kept you waiting. ".m, no, not at all. Hut permit me to obscrvo, my donr sit, my namo is not exactly Thompson it is Joi.Ca, and" Jones!" renonttfd tho self t vied Smith, in admirably assumed conster nation 1 "Jones 1 vhy surely 1 can not bavo yes, 1 must good heaven ! I see It all. JIv dear sir. what an un fortunate blunder wrong bouse what must you think of such intrusion? 1 sm really at a loss for words in which to apologise. You will permit me to relfre at presont, ando-morrow " 'Pray don't think of retiring," ex clslmed tho hospitable old gentleman ; yolr .Hind's table must have boen chared long ago, if, as you say, four wbA tbe hour named ; and I am only to) happy to bo ablo to oifer yon a seat at mine." Hook, of course, could not think of sujb a tbing could not think of tress passing upon the kindness of a perfect simngor; if too lato for Thompson, thire were plenty of ohop houses al bofid. The unfortunate part of tho business was, bo had made an appoint ment for a gentleman to call or him at ton o'clock. The good natured Jvnos, bowovor, positively refused to allow so entertaining a visitor to do fttrt dinncrlcss; Airs. Jones joined in the solicitation; the Misses Jones rtniled bewitchingly j and at last Mr. Smith, who soon rooovorod from his fionfusion, was prevailed on to offer his arm to one of the ladies, and iako his pale at the well furnished board. in all probability the family of Jon inover passed such an evening before. Hook naturally exerted hirosolf to the utmost to keep tbo party In an unceas ing rosr of laughter, and make good the first impression. The mirth grew fast and furious, whon, by way of a finishing stoke, he Boated himsnlf at tbe pianoforte, and struck off Into ono of those exlomporaneous eiTunions nt friend wound up the performance witn tne expianaiorystanKa I am Tory maeh pleaeed with yoar fare. 1 oar eeiier a aa prima aa yoar oook i My friend a Mr. Terry, tha player, Aad I'm Mr. Theodora Hook. CuRiotm Things. If a tallow candle be placed In a gun and shot a, a door it will go through without sustaining an injury; and if a musket ball be nred into wator, tt will not only re bound, but be flattened as if fired against a substance. A musket ball may be flrod through a pane of glass, making a hole the sise of the ball, without cracking the glass; if tho glass bo suspended by a thread it will mako no difference, and the thread wilt not even vibrato. In the arctic regions, when the thermometer ia be low aero, persons ean converse more man a mile distant. Ir. Jamtoson as serts that be heard every word of a sermon at a distanco 01 two miles. a mother bas been distinctly heard talk ini to hi r child, on a still day. across a water a mile wide. Prosperity la tbe Ihing In tbe world we ought to trust the least. REPUBLICAN. NEW A Race for a Bride. Tho following Is from tho Jackson (Tonn.) Whiq of Moy 9: JjOvo laughs at bolts and bars and yet, at tho sumo lime, '.hero is mnny a slip betwixt tho cup nnd tho lip." Tho following true story pungontly illustrates both of the above truisms. It happened a fow days ago in an adjoining county. A comoly youth fell in lovo with a rural belle. Sbo smiled upon his suit and doubtless sighed nnon his waistcoat. They resolved to become "twain jf one flush," but the stern father of the would be bride wns dead against it and fiercely forbid tho bans. Hut "lne laughs at bolts and bars," and the young couple stole awny amid tbo friendly durknoss of a moon I cm night, ni'd to a neighbor's and about dnwn the next morning succeeded In pro curing tbo services of a parson. All things wore made ready to tie tbo silkon knot, and the hopes of the lov ors beat high with tho joys of a spoedy fruition. But right hero the parson manifested some doubts as to the pro priety of tbo proceeding, and insisted on sending for tho cruol parent at.d getting his consent before proceeding with the ceremony. After mach argu ing, and bia promising to intercede with tbo girl's fat h or, and convincing both that success would certaioly crown his appeals in their bobalf, thoy Bnally oonsentod, and the irrasciblo oid gent was sent lor. Here comos in that otbor truism, "There's many a slip botwixt the cup and tho lip." In due season and within tho hour for tbo mcssongor lo rolurn with the cruol I parent, a fierce clalter of hoofs was icard down the lino and a voico wildlv shouting, "1 won't consent, d d if 1 ao ; 1 solemnly lor bid them Dans," struck consternation and terror into the hearts of tho would bo-brido and groom. Tho groom ran to tho door, and, looking down tbo lane, saw at its further eud the infuriated father coming llko the wind, under whip and spur, hat in hand, bis whito hair wildly streaming, and shouting with every breath, "1 won't consent," oto. With the promptness of a votoran tho lover Beieed bis intended bride and mount ing his stood In hot hasto, bore her off in the opposito direction at a furious ipoed. The father, witu tbe vigor of despair, plunged his spurs deepor into bis foaming liorse, and gavo hot pur suit, followed by tbe pursou and tbo assembled guests all mounted, and tak ing a lively intercut, in tho sequel of tho race. Down tho road, over hills through tbo mist of valloys, into for ests vocal with tbe songs of morning, thoy hold tholr mad career, hut the stoed that bore the lovers gradually elackenod bis paoo under tho double harden, and ths avatngioc patron steadily guined on ibem. f-inullyhe overtook the flying pair, and reaching forth snatched bis daughter from her lovers grasp, wheeled his foaming tood and bore her rapidly towards homo, Tho lover maddenod. but not dospairing, gavo chase; and over the some road, cheered by the shouts of tne excited party, rushed the father daughter and lover. The young man soon dovourcd the distance between him and his intended bride, and with a grasp of Iron tore her from the pa- routal arms and assayed to boar her off in triumph, nut tho old man, gamo to tbe last, renewed bis strength and speod, and again aoiaod his daughter and a furious strugglo for ibe posses sion snsucd. But thepartrof friends and tho parson put an end to the Bimggie vy giving tho girl to her fath er and advising the young man to wait for a more propitious occasion. Thus ended, but not finally, we feel assured, ono of tbo most excitinir races for a brido known to either truth or fiotion. A Bohemian of Old, The businoss of running after news ia not of recent creation, it is as an cient as the Invention of journalism ; tbe old Bohemian was a Fronohmsn called Ho nan dot. Tbe most eminent runner af tor news was named Mathieu lonsolot. other wise called tbe "Pavement Sinker." In tbe morning, before leaving bis room, the wike-awake ionsolot oon- inlted the skies, and a barometer, which adorned his Mansard; then bo took his cano and writing-case, say ing: -itaini noma win alt p to day under carriage wheels, and bo orushod to death." Or else t "Stormy weath er 1 Wo shall have to record so mo cases of mental alienation or of hy drophobia." Or finally t "Gloomy I oioudy t Fiiia weather for spleen. Tbore was a riot one day on Pan theon plaoe. lonuelot sat down amid a bail of atones, pen in band, to note down the events. One of bia friends. happening to be present, said t "What aro yon doing here, air r itun 1 nyi uonnelot, without listening to him, drew bia watch, and oontinued to write down minute for minute tho phases and evolutions of tbe riot. "Are you going to ran r cried anew bis triond. "Uod forbid ; bat since yon are go ing yourself, oblige me by banding this to any journal 1 you will tell them that 1 remain on the spot to send tbe continuation." An hour after, the disorder waa at its height: the authorities and insur gents had come to blows. The Na tional Uuard fired, and our ttohemian was struck by a ball. A surgeon hastened to him. "You are wounded V said he. "Yes," replied Donselot, "and se verely, too, for I cannot write." "Write," abruptly said the surgeon: "think of your wound !" "Uon t be m a hurry," replied won lot. "Ka'-h one to his business: mi no is to relate events. You will re place me. Here, write at tbo bottom this postscript :" "f wonly mi notes past .1 P. M. In consequence of the disobarge of mus ketry by the troops, three men were wounded and one killed." " W ho la the dead man V asked tbe surgeon. "Mytoll" replied l)onaolott and be expired. A groat hardship Ao iron steamer. TEEMS $2 per annum In Advance, SEIIIES - VOL, 15, NO. 23. The Iron Works of the Pharaoha. An English gentleman, truveling in these parts (near Sinai), was struck with the small blue stonos discovered in tho dried up water-courses which in tbo rainy season oonvoy tho thou sand streams that hurry to tho sea, and, having the cu.-iosily to bring so mo home, he soon discovered that thoy were turkoisesot no common or der. This determined him lo make further researches. Kvontually holms built a houso near tbo junction of tbo Wady Kenucb, tho Wudy Mokattco, or tho written valley, and the Wady Mcgham. Here, aided by tho friendly tribes ho has taken into his pay, he has discovered the old tttrkois mines of tbe anciont Egyptians, the rocks ttrnL tbey workod Air the stones, the very lofi9 they Uftud, and their polinhing and grinding places. Being a mnn ot much energy, ho has brought to boar upon this fortunate disoovery the ad vanced knowledge of our times, and he is obtaining and Bonding ovor to this country some of tbo 11 no at speci mens of lurkoisos that exist. Jn such a lonely snot, ho naturally has not confined bis attention to this subject only, bnt has traced out tho system of fortifications by which tho r haraohs protected thoir works and workmen, and, what is still moro won derful, has come upon tho remains of vast iron-works, so vast indeed, many thousand peoplo must havo been em ployed upon thorn, unions the plan used was on cuilo as grand a scale aa that of our largest lurnaots in tho north of England, t'heao works stand adjacent to tbe miuos, on so mo hill al a placo called Surabitol K bad in, and wero ovidently conducted on tho 1 a la- Inn ay t, tern (in tho opinion of tbo dis coverer). The ore wns very imper fectly extracted sing brought over to this country, from the immense heapa that, like mountains, are piled around, contained as much as fifty-three per cent, of iron. Tbis district has rotnainod unex plored, probably on account of its bo- Mlr UUb Vt VI1U UUUIVU lilU& , UIIU III UII unknown country where thore is no temptation to stray .particularly as the guides and dragomon disoourago any explorations which may add to tho risk 01 the journey. It is however much to be desired now that the attention is directed to the locality, and, moreoer, since the thorough investigation of its sites is likely to provo exceedingly profitable that the enterprise and desire for knowledge of our scion title explorers may find help from the ready band of so mo 01 our commercial magnates, nnd thus that a past hook in tho world e history may, by English perseverance, la ea opened, iron. Underground London. Underground tho city of London is certainly the most wonderful In tho world. It is a labyrinth of drain pipes, water pipes, gas ptpce and undorground railways. There aro points in the soil in London where it would be extremely difficult to find room for another pipe. Ono company alone the Gas Light and Coke Com pany supplies two districts with uoarly 400 miles of pipe, varying in diameter from three inches to four feet. Those aro main pipes, mcroly, and from thorn every bouso and struct lamp roooives on an avcrngo six or eight feet of small piping. In addition 10 itieso and tne undorground tele graph wires, thore aro no loss than :utot drain pipes of various dimen sions. Jjoaa furaihar to us, but no loss important, and tho lead and iron tubes leaden pipes with outer oastings of iron aiong wuich written moisages, packed in little felt and gutta-percha cases, aro blown from station lo sta tion. Tho convenience of those mes sages Is immense. A steam eneino forces in a blast of air, and in about a minute it travels a distance of U80 yards. There are at prosont 13 sta tions on tbo undorground railway, and. as the poople walk upon tho streets of jjonaon, electricity ts nasumg mos- sages above their heads, and littlo missives are whiuinir and drifting just under their feel. As many as 1,000 pass to and fro mono day. The drainage system of London presents a world of underground stroots some two or throe thousand miles in extont. All tbo drains empty Into thrco great sewers running parallel with tho Thames, which sowers connect in tho neighborhood of Victoria Park, and through Barking creek discharge into mo river. Hon are constantly em ployed k coping these drains in ropair. Londoners nover pour a pail of wator down a drain but at tho depths of that tnystorioua aperluro somobody is making way for. A strangor, proper ly costumed, can explore the depths, which resemble vaulted galleries, in Ihe sides of which aro traps forming various onanneis. W bon the storm waters eomo as they sometimes do during a thunder storm, the torrent is fearful so much so that upon several occasions mon nave iosi toctr liven. A retired physioian writoa: "How does it happen that amid the everlast ing cry against drunkennoes, wo never hear a word againnt Its sister evil, gtuiwny 1 x iinn. j can asncri wuu truth that Id a long praclio, three bavediod among my patients from over eating, whore one has died from drink. W bonco comes apoplexy, par alysis, dyspepsia, and a host of other diseases, bnt from too mach and too rich food takon nndor imprudent cir cumstances F And yot we hear of no society formed to prevent this growing vi co. a man eats until no drops down and expiroa with apoplexy by the roadside, when np comos tho Cor oner with twelve good men and true, who pronounce a verdict "Died from intemperance," So be did, but what kind ot intemperance waa it r 1 bavo board more than ono minister In tho pulpit expatiate with great vehemence against the sin of drunkenness, whose vory apnoaranco was proof positive that be waa pro-emincntly guilty of gluttony." F armors gather what they sow, while seamstresses sew what thoy gather. Oatohing Bati. Let ns now take tho case of a bouso badly in (en tod with rats. How shall wo get rid of thorn 1 0f course. If they come from some publ(o sower or other colony, the supply is probably unlim ited, and the first thing must be to cut otrouleidcrs. But if we are troubled by none but natives, it will not require much skill to capture overy ono of thorn old, cunning follows and all. In the first plaoe we must resolve to tnko tirao to it and capture the whole lot, and to Ibis end no attempt must be mado to capture single animals, sinco this will tond tnmake them sus picious and will put tho old ones on thoir guard. Then provide a large box or barret ; place in it a quantity of old carpet, brush, &o., and also some food, such as meal, choeee.h erring, Ao. Jtoro a two-Inch holo in the side of the box, and then Icavo it for so mo days. Tbe rats will soon find it out and fronuent it. First a young one will go in and have a good feed and come out all right ; tho old ones seeing that ho Is nol hurt, tbey too, will go in, and in a short time ovory rat about tbo pre m t sos wilt frequent it. When this occurs, seo that it is well sup- Elii'd with food and arrange ovor the ole a block having a corresponding aperluro cut in it out having also a series of wires stuck around tbo bole nnd pointing inwards, juntas they aro arrangod in the common wire traps. Every rat will go into it as boforo and nut one can get out. Various methods may be adopted for killing tbem. If you are a sports man, you can let them out one at a time and shoot them or kill them with terriers, A few slips of sulphured apor thrust through the holo and arncd, is, howover, a vory simple plan and will give them a most effect ual quietness. We have known a caso in which sixty-seven rata were caught at one llmo In a box arranged as doBcribod. In this instance ibe promises wore effectually cleared of me vermin. In this system the groat agent is education. Let tho animals be taught during a poriod of aoveral days, that there is no dangar in the boxes, barrels or traps that we wisb them to froquent, and they will rush in pell mull 11 thoy expect to procure lood by tho operation. Who has not soon rats attack corn, potatoes, and other things when covered op in a box and protected with considerable oareF Thoy will not only push covers aside and out holes through boards, but they will scorn to entirely ignore the pros- onco of wiros, traps, and otbor etcetera of the rat cathrr's art. So long as tbis feeling of sec urity is not disturbed. just so long will Mt rats run to thefamil mr spot, but once let one do caught and his companion) immediately take tho alarm and keep at a respectful distanco. Rural JS'cw- Yorker Sam Houston Reprimanded. The solemn farco of reprimanding a mnn at the bar of tho House as a frunudimcnt for a breach of theprivi effos of the body was performed in the caso of Sam Houston, Andrew Steven- ' son boing spoakor. Houston had been charged by Stan berry, a member from Ohio, with defrauding the Govern ment in some transaction with an Indian tribe on the Tennossee border. An investigation was roqnostod, but Houston could got no satisfaction, and not willing to rest nndor Ibe imputa tion, ho infltcud a severe chastise- ' ment with a cane in the prooincts of tho Capitol. Uooston was arrestod by the sergeant-at-arms, and there wns a long trial, resulting in the res- olution that the offender should be reprimtmded by the Speaker. It was a carious spectacle. Houston was at that time a striking specimen ot manly uvmuy. waa 111 iub prima ui me, with moro personal advantages than nlmost any mnn of his time, lie stood considerably above six feet, with small hands and loot, and every way finely proportioned. He was dressed in faultless stylo when the sergeant-storms led him np to the bar of the llouso. llo was self possotsod. easy and gracoful in manner, without swoggor or self -assertion, with the boa ring ot a man who came thoro to pay bis respects to tho House, and especially to its presiding officer. the galleries wore crowded, and tbe mombors, with the spectators, looked curiously on. Speaker Stovonson was the only embarrassed person in the hall, lie was a large, fine-looking man of commanding presence ; bat be was fidgety and unoomfortable, look ing as if ho expected Houston to read bim a lecture. Jn a hesitating and perturbed manner he told Houston that tbo House bad ordered htm to be rep rimanded by its presiding officer, and ho, tho speaker, begged bim to 00 n sidor himsolf roprimandod. Houston bowed in a grateful, digmnod and lordly way, abroad grin spread ovor tho House, and there tbe matter end ed. The democrats bad a clear ma jority in Con gross, and Ho as ton be longed 10 mat party, nut ins orcaon of privilege was too flagrant to be over- luvatu, unit iub uiK"! " ww wwujr was not vindicated by tha Speaker's reprimand. Tub C 11 aiim ot 1 an hie. It is said that bees will not sting a person whoso skin is smoarod In boney. Tbe fraofotie manners of Charles James 'ox preserved him from personal dis like even wnon ue bad gambled away hia last dollar, and, politically, was the most unpopular mau in England. A charming manner notonly enbanoea personal beauty, but bidoa aglinoss and maker, even plainness agreeable. Thore is hardly any career in which an ill-favored countenance is not a stumbling block at the outset, that may novor be surmounted. There aro people called "unpresentable," who have giants to contend with at their first start In life. Yet who dooa not know bow much a happy manner often dooa to neutralise tbo ill effects of forbidden looks F The fascination of tbe demagogue Wilkes's manner tri umphed ovor both physical and moral deformity, rendering avon ugliness ngreoablo; and be boasted to Lord rtownscnd, the handsomest man In Groat Britain, that, with half an hour's s'jtrt, he wonld get ahead of his lord ship in the affections of any woman in Ihe kingdom. The nglieet Frenchman perhaps lhatevor nvod was Mirabeau 1 j'ot suoh was the witchery of his man ner that tbe belt of no gsy lothsrio of his day was bung with a greater nnmberot blooding lomaie nearte than that ol this ibunderer of tbo tribune who shook from his locks "pestilence and war," and whose looks were so hideous that be was compared to "a tiger pitted by the small pox." The Bueooss which Aaron Burr achieved, up to tbe hour when ho betrayed hisparty in Ibol, arose not more from fais polit ical skill and knowledge than from bia inimitable address and his Infinite tact In conversation. From Prof, Matthew? 'Getting on in the world.