Miiifll.iiirpiu. H, F, N AUQLE, rt(MK AM) WATCH MAKIR. trrmiil l . il" Tvaar, mint post otncitf'LLk&LY-i.Mhmu Till ab"erlh.r ro.peettatly Inform kit old patrone .nd Ibt .ubli g.aertlly, that lit ... aa bar', find Ii onn.teutiy reeeltlag aa l.iltna thereto.) a large ItuCk of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry, tr I keep Jewelrt all rt torn, aad af all.reat vaioet, olther bp tbt pteo, or o. WATCHHS A Ml a.onrta.nt of either fluid ar Mlr.r, oiide by Ibt beet An-erkar. and for ira nulaci.rerl, laeludlog a (at lot of g old l4 !' .kuuliug cut, lull Jtwtlld, FaltBl U'trt. CLOCKS-lf i'l dtitgnt. eona! fling of alfht il and tblrle boar, of t'th.r weight, iprlug or Ifrtrl, tud bulb trrikt and alarm. REPAIRING All kind! of Wateh.i aad Clockt Kepaittd, aad warranttd la oddltloo to what I hart enumerated, I beop I fall eMortaeaioi trst 1AI 1.0,0, oelorod and .l.ini-leee. AlM.OOI.D PKNSond PENCILS. fPOO.NS, FORK", BL'ITKR KMVKS, and Is fart everything in Ibt Jewelry lint. If I fall to aire tt band jait what a euttuattr my iittd, 1 till ordtr per Aral oiprea., without eitra eharge. A liberal .bar. of public patronage tt eolieited- ) I, I no J- It. r. MAUULS. BOOTH'S IMPROVED STUMP EXTRACTOR, Hfttr. booth jr.( tit Iirprov-d (tTCMP Ki irscter.wiih It dirtinstlT ao- ierstood that the? warreat ibt i esaehtae to do just what it ! r essaded st eeMing lir Mtbiaot by its bsiBg on- strutted on tras philAio. pbtM. prtDfli , eies. il will XtTMt tbe Ur(ffC Bios tump, eae pend it above froead per Biuiftg the wUmlol.boek li tbt bvle--sad will pull UIO M fast u ; isa sseo un dig fbe dirt from the roots after sttreeted. It will Dull (awitiir totiio sis of U ftampe) from fort U on hue drat, per day. It will either .yra them over, or euipeLd thm to b propped n, m deft red. Tlie ProprUtori biild thi Kitmclor, dtiirsr It, and tost it on iht ft. ta of lh purchausr ; and if it dtws do reoCer toaplou aatisfaetiua, Uv do juttti roc oa mend d, the j wiH tibkt it awiy od vbargt ootbing fur tbair troabla. I'ric of Uohin, $IK0 On. Towothip ood eaaty ri .bu for tola. Wt ktrt bo trawalinf aroijta. Addroaa hWlU A BUMBARORR, JforoD Lit. P. 0., Ciaorftald Ca Pa CERTIFICATE. Wa, tba oodarsif fdt boviDg witnaaaad U trial of T. J. Baotb'a iaprorod otoap Eitmetor a two fora uf R. H. Jklooro, a ear Latbaraborff. -is Saturday and Mnodajr, tba 7th aod fib ol yovoabar, toka plaoavra ia tayiof to tba pub nc.Uwtwa iwltova it to ba tba brat Barbies aowiw oaa for attracting atufapa. It it of stapla fotrtraciioa. oarity naaagod, sot liaolo to fat aatol ordar, sod vary dnraola. Four man tab tba aacbiua fnm tba xui. wban antirVy tptH, put tt togetiivr, and 'ai(?l a largo pine ranp la aesa tbaa ono hoar. Wa aaw two ma pali a largro stuap with aaao. Thay asa a boras, bat ho du his work io lobirg out lha largest aaapa, withnot a hard pull. Mr. booth, tba Patnts, fully aadarauods puttiag up aod kaadnag tboaacbiaa. Wo timid adriaa thosa ia want of stuap oxtrar tors to so tbia on a tar ted brfura p'jrthai ing eliewboro, wbtrh thay oaa do free of ebargs by railing oa tbo Proprietors. J. C. Barrott. J. W. Hirkard. R.V. bpaebmaa. Jufaa N older, Joha Kirk. J. W. Uabagaa, R. ii ooro, J W. Waliaeo. W.B. Alaxandar. iea. K linger- Wa D. Beeh. Aadrow Wiiioo, iS. J. Horn, Wa. K. Inn, K. J. Kirk, Jtaei Moors. L. B. Carina, iao.Wi.aon.v d. Urar Us gat, Frod'k feonley, ooTlvljr The Lightning Tamer, TBS aadtnlgood tra the snla Aratt ra triii antT for tho "North AtDrVaa Galvanised LuHTKINU RD8.N Tun aro tba ooly ssfs t"4 sow ia aso. and aro oadorsod by ail tbo tittifio snoa ia tba ooantry. Ws bora by aolifv tbo eitiioas of tbo ennty teat wa will pot ttiaa ap a hottor rod, and for Iffs aoaoy, tbaa is eharrad by tba fortlfn aganta who annually travaraa tba ooanty aad airy off oar lltUo eh, a a rat to rsturn. EXCOntAGE HOAfE LABOR. Tbosa wiahing Ligbtt-iar Koda orortad oa (hair baildinga aead but addraaa as by latter, or mil la porraa. Wo will pat tbaa up aoywbara a titooouaty, aad warrant tbaa. Tba Hrtdsaod Fiataroa aaa ho aoen at any lima by railing at oorttora. MEHHELL A JIltiLtlt. Claartiold, J a no II, lti tf Cheap Furniture. , , JOHN GULICII DYS1KE3 to in form his old Maads attl oaa. aaora. that having anlargad bio shop and Urraaood his facilitios lor aanaiaotoriog. ho ia aoo prepared to aaka to ordtr aaob Farnitaro as auy bo dost rod, ia goo4 stylo and at ahaap ratoa far CASH. Ho f aero I ly hao oo hand, at his FuraisoTo rooas, a varied aasortaamt af roady aads fBrcatatro, aaoag which ara BrRHACfl A5D glPE-BOARtiS. VardrnVof and Book-Oasat; Centra, flnfa, Parlor, BemJtfaat and lining Kitenaina Tsblsa; Cowj. 'a.Franr.b fwMCottor.JcnnT-Lind and other rVdttoadij Sofas of all ktns. Work at an da, W a-rorks, Waah-staadaf H caking and Ana fhairt t sprhig-aaat, aana Huv, paHar, roa bob aod other Chora f Looking Olaeaoa af srsry deaeriptioB na head ; aad aaw gtaseos far old fraaaa, which will bo pot In oa vary reasonable ttrni oa thortoat aotioo. Ha also boeps oa hand or faraiah to order. Cora-huaa:, 11 air aod Cot taa lop MaitroasoB, Corriiff or Ev rtv Kind Mads to Order, and foatrjla attandsd with a fl torso whoa ovwrdosirod. Atoo. House Painting daas to order. Too Mhoorvbor aioa aaaufao tares, and has ooastaotiy wa. wood, Cleaont'e f.taot Waahing Maflhiao, the toe aaw ia ao ! TUio aafng this aarhina wovor Md ba with Mt aloaa riot heal Ha also boa Flyer "a PaterM ''ham, amporior or U el a. A family asieg thia 7uro aersr Bead ba without butter I All the above and aany ether ariiHee era for tithed to ewetoaers ohaop fr Casa or airhaaged 'ffipreved eouRlry proOuno. Cborrv, Maple, "piar. Lie wood aoi otter La a. bar suitable for Cabiaot warSa, Ukea io icbaage fof feraitao afr-fteaeariar the rhoo Is oa Marker street. IWftrld, Pa aad aoarly oppnalto the "Old Jaw tors." JOHN wt'LICU. KeveaWer S, 11 T lolvory Stable. THE ondersignei boci leoveto iofnrra the pah lie that he ia aow lallr prepored u acfaamo &at all ia the way of furniauiag liraea. liuggiea, Saidles and Hameoa, on the aborteat nolioc and a reafoualte Uraa. jtwidenoeoa Irfwuat street, brtwaaa Third aad f'or(h. Kfi. W. GEARHAhT. "Uarfield, April 11. JnT. Clearfield Nursery. ENCOURAGE HOME INDl STRY. THB uadtraif nrd, bavlnf t.tabli.krd a Nar rf vm tbt f ii., ahcul ba.f .y bal.r t.rk.ld aad Curw.n.vlltt. it ar.rartd tm fur " all kin I. of r' HI IT T K EUs, ( .tanriairf aad '1.1 E.ar(raat, hbrabhorf. Itraff Vlnaa, .tbtmaa, Lawloa lliapfcb.rry. Mr.brry, tUabtrrt Viaot. tin, Hhrnaa Srab Iraaa, '."KM. and aarly xtl.t Hbaaarb, t. Oldart F""Uj allaadod ta. Addraaa. 4. I). WRIGHT. tarJ H-j Cnr.ntllla. Fa REATrT(FOR ALLll HOOKS t STATWXrR Y. "rial i lrarflrld. (at Ilia Port OITic, ) II t aadarKod b(t Irata laaaanaero lo It. aiiu.aa of Cltarltld aad TicloUa. Ibal " Iliad oa a wot od bat ju.t roiomo. '' lit .lit ira a Urro aoioaaiof roaditi nm. aatlnli ( ia pari I BiLles aal Miscellaneous Boots, "', AaraoBt aad Paaa Bonk, af tr do "tfiiiai i Papor aad Itii.rlfr". rronfb pi.aood Mpltioi P.at and Poiioilt; Blanb, Loral 'otrt. Pt,, Mort:.(na; Jodfiaaal, Pl.op ' and PnailMort anlal I but aod Parrb; J'olf'i.f. Ural c.p.P"rd Cop, aod Bill Cap, Ma.it . olibor Tiaan. H.io r Vlolla .uall o, inn,. Any bx k. ot olti,aor 'i4 that I aaa BM kaff a, band. HI bo or. t"ad V; (ra, atnroat, aad told al boloaala 'full a, ,., ao.ioo.tra. I ' olao toap Mrlodioal Iliaralaro. aaab at M.j;'o.. K.wt. i-T-T, aa f. A. VAUb. tl Ha; , H-if " j .'CLEARFIELD HI REPUBLICAN, GEO. B. GOODUKDER, Proprietor. VOL.liWIIOLENO.2115. grjf (Tmis, romlrs, (?tr. R E M 0 V A L ! REJIOVAL! C. KRATZER & SONS, To the large aad olrgunt room, on SKCOND STREET, adjoining Merrell A Biglor'l harJoare atora wboro tbo will bo ploated to too all Uitir old and sow ouatomora. Citiieoa of Iht oounljr TltlUng CLKAKFIEI.il, aad arilhing to oaaka porohoaaa, arill Aod It to Uiair atirantag. to oiainino tbtir atock. ' Ooodi at CASH TRICES oichangod for all kind, of COl'NTBY PKOUL'CE. Jan? A REY0LIT10X IX BISIXESS ' at cubwi;niivii.i.e, BT IIARTSOCK & GOODAVIX. THE nndertignsd having entered into ee pert oarahi t io tbo aoroaatile boalDoss, adopt this method of notifying tbs public generally, aod the oitiaaaa of Curwenaville and vioiniiy in particular, that marchandiae of sll kindi will be suld by at as aheap aa tba laae quality slae- whare in the ooaaty. We have a full aapply of DRY GOODS: Cnnsiating In part of I)rsis Goods, Moatins, Prints of all shades aod aiylas ; together with a lull assortasBt of , N0TIONS,CL0THING,HATSdtCAPS, Booto, fthoce. Hard a aro, Q,ueenawAre. As wall as Tiaware. Cadarwara, Willowware, buekoto and Brooms ; together with a Urge stock of Groceries f and always a full stock of FLOUR, FISH, SALT, io. ' r, abort, o kaoa a fall tunplo of artritblng aaad ia tbu aiarkat. Wo want all oar old oaitontrf and at mant aow onot at eaa latka ii toBaeaitnt, to giro oa a aall boforo puraiaaiog alaowboro. Daniel nAUTsocK. KUU1N flOODH'lN. Carwontrillo, F.l'rua. J It, 18(11. GREAT. EXCITEMENT On Second street, Clearfield. NEW GOODS AT LOW PRICES. THK andaralgaoil rotpootfallo lard. lb. at arntioa of tbo poblio g.nrrallT to tbdr tplondid aaaortaaat of marobaodioo, wbieb tba aro bow tolling AT VERT 'LOW PRICKS. - ' Thair rtock ooniiila la part of ' Dry Goods of the Best Quality, Sneh at Print., Pa I,. lor.. Alpaoeat, Xariaoa, uincDaoii.Mu.linl.lUrarbail and anbloork d, Drilling., Tlrbingi, .otloo aad wool laaoolt,attnru.,CaoaiBitroi, Cnttonadat, Ladiat' rlhawlt, Koblaa A Hood., Balmoral and Hoop Bkirta, Ao., Aloo, a Una aainrtrnont of blvp'r Drawora and airt. UaU A Copt, Boo la A Sbooa, all af wklcb WILL EB SOLD LOW FOR CASH Hardware, Queensware, Glassware, Groceries and Spices. IS SHORT A GENERAL ASSORTMENT Of oaantbing mall? boat la a rotall Mora, all CHSA FbH CA"U or approrod aouauj pro daoo. A. K. WRIGHT A SONS. Cltarttld, Kor.T , 167. fcKCOKD 6r, CLEARFIELD, Pa. NEW GOODS! Shawls 1 Shawls! Shawls 1 riLAXKRTS! nr.ASKrrs! Hoods! Nubias! Breakfast SLIwls! LASTS 8' FURS! CARPETS AND OIL CLOTIIS ! Ladies' CoatsI LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S SHOES! .Ill Wool Itrptl FRENCH AKB NLIS8 MORINOS! Silk Finl.k VCLVET-for aaiu! Alriand.r POPLIN; ! All Wool PuATDS! Kesnthoc Rrprllant ! fkaraclaoa P.p'la f Tappa Clntb for Wrtrport! I.adirt' Clo ibingi ! Wator-Proof blark aad brown ! Caaainorot for anon and boji t BoMot Valret, Ribbitl Flto.rt, Poalkar! Lodi.'i and Oblldroa'i Haul Wool aarl Cotloa T La'nM t blu.lloa. Plana. la, Priata I Zopbra, worttfdaad wool ftrpt! Prwat Trioiojiagt, Vodor ClMkiag. BoM, Cap, Boator, 9bot, aad a Maiploto aoaortaiowt af all kladt of NOTIONS, at r.rt aiodtrata prlc.t. NIVLINO k SHOWERS. Cloarlald, 0ct.IM8M.tf (-tl C. KRATZER A SONS, JlKRCil ANTS, poauiai la Dry Goods, Clothing, Hardware, Cailor, Qaooaiwara, ttroeariao, rorlaioat aad rbingltc, Clcorflcd, Prnn'a. tf-At tktlr aowtioro rooat.a Boooaid atroot. aoar Morrrll A Higlor'a llardoaro ttro. jaoM SV Al t' PAKAC'KA, Kaaaodr'o Mod pd Ditooaar, HtloiOriid'i Buoha, liabor't Coa Litr Oil. Jao.', and A.Ttri aaadialaoo of orary kat4,oMb ALaJtlSW KJl UIU. Drugs & tHrtUrincjj. It E3IOYAL. HARTSWICK & IRWIN, DRUGGISTS, .yiarkrt Street, Clearletd, M'a. Yy b" ' ( loforat oar old aad aaw lobli.hmaol to tba apaoioot aaw building Jotl araelad on Markad alraat, n.arlr adjoining tba Manaioa Uouaaoa tbo woah aadappoatto Motiri. Orabam A snnt' lloroi wbtr. w. ra.p.ttlullj inruo tbt public to coma and buj tholr Drugs, Chemicals, Patent Medicines, ILS, PAINTS AND VARNIBII8S. Oar Hook of Draga aad Madlriao. aoBiiata of ootrtbmg uod, aalootod with lb. graalt.t oara, and' WARRANTED STRICTLY PURE! Wo alio koop a full atock of Dtm, Porfuaiarlti, Toilot arliclot, aoapa, Tootb Uruabaa, Hair Braabat, Wbitaoaab Vrnabaa, and aaar othar kind Uruabaa. . M o bato a largo lut of WHITE LEAD, TURPENTINE, Flaiaaad Oil, Paint., and la fact ttaratbiag Laod in tha rjainllno hiamu. !.ih - .a.. Cit piioaa to oa.U bor.ra. TOBACCO AND 6EGAR.S, Coafootlcnera, Pplna., and tbo larg.it 'ilaok af Tarioiioa oror ouoroa 10 uiii piano, and warrant ed to bo of tha but lb. Markn alturdl. , J. U. HARTSWICK, Hot. JS, 18(18. . JOHN t. IHWIN. NEW ARRANGEMENT. of. I. SHAW. DRWaiBT, (Soooad atroot, oppoilto tba Court Botua,) CLIUKFIELD, Pcni'i. THE rwfctcrlbtrt rMpoetful! annoooeci to Iho cititoai of Clcarli.ld aod oicinitf, that bo baa now ob bond a full tuppli of DKUGS, PATENT MEDICINES Da Smfl., Totwro, Clean, Confaotioaoriot ri.iinnarr ac. THVSICIANS Will nd hiattoek af brogt FILL aad COM- PLL1 E, aid ata aorj llighladTaaeeoa Eailarn prioaa. SCJIUOL JIOOKS. Taaokar. and oibtra will bo fural.bad wltb olaatical and aiioeollaBaoBi book, bt fiprott,at abort oatiec. STATIONERY, Con.iatlng of Cap. Flat Cap, Foolirap, Lottar aad Pf rfomad Nota Paprrl ; al.o, a Tory Boot ctor k nf Mourning Nolo Popor and Eortlopoaoa baud. Pant, Pencil.. Ink. Ar. HOUSEKEEPERS Will Ind a full aUMk of Pl'RK KPICFR, SODA, I. Oil A ASH CoBcontratod IV K. K(,AP. At. LADIES AND GKNTLKMKN Aro roqaott.d to ocoailao hit ttorb of Porfomory, Hair 01 Fino Toilot Boapa, Broiboa, Comb., Toilot Hon.. Ao-, Ao. SMOKKIW AND Cn EWERS Will gad a fall aopplj of prima Chawiog aod forking TORACi'O, Imported aod Domattic C1UARS, BaulT, Flna-rm. Ao., Ao. CARBON OIL, Of tbo best brand, always oa bead. LiguoKs. Tba oaet qaallty of Liquors always oa hand, for Boediral pnrpoies. C4rPb)ifrians' Prestsrlf-tloBi fromntly and eerefullv rpsnpoaaded. Apr! . iftfld. A. I. 6IUW. NATURE'S GREAT RESTORER. C II K GT I'll Celebrated Bitter Cordial. flllIS atfdieat preparatioti Is now ntTerod to 1 the pubtie as a reliable eabstiiata for the aoaoy worthless snatpoand which aow flood the aiarkat. It ts purely vegetable, eoreposod o variows herbe, gathered from the great store hooae of ature, and eeleetod with the utraoet ears. It is not rocenaifoded aa a Craa-ALL, but kyits diroet and salutary in flit nee npoa the Heart, Liver, Kidneys, Lnagt, Ftnassfh and Ilnwela, it arts both as a preventive end ears for BDsny of the diseases to whirh ibnaa orgaaa are euhjeet It ! a reliable Family Medicine, and Ban he tokea by either infant eradalt with the eatae bcoeflelal resalta. It la a oertaiB. prompt and speedy remedy for Diarrbo, Dya sntery, Fowl onatplaint, Iiyapepeia, Lowneas of Spirlie, r'alotiags, Hirkheadarhe, -f. Fcr Chills and fevers ot ell kiads.lt is far bettor aod sefor than any quinine, wltboat aay f lu per airioos eflfrte. It orooteo aa sppaitto. proves a powerful digester, s-d will ecaaterart the offeets of M'innr In a frw wiiautes. Prefkarrd by J ACNH flCH KKTK, Hols PronrlotoT, h. W. for. Fifth and Rsee stresu., rbiladelphla, IV Fold by all Druggista. fnovll ly Attention, Afflicted I TflK mVffrlW gives o(lce 1fcet be bas reaumed the prat-tiro of Medtnne In Lath eraburg, whsro be Intenda to devote his attfB tie a to the treatment nf CHRONIC DHEAKS ia general . He will keep n band a rhoire so. lrctloB of nni'tiH and M KIUCINKS aHrtMl ta the treatanent af throats diaeaeos, and suae he eonaaltrd awblt oee at any boar of the itay. h. B. A w.trd to those afflictrd with eh'onis dieeaeea may bo to vaaia advantage. Mart Mat Bot He aware that noi'Viar I'hf atriana wbe do a Bintwa praftiee fcavo not vtoa to attend to the treatment of monair diseaeoa, aod onase ouently Bvot.arr them ; henre tbis elans of dia sanee requires gsri.t'Tvt attention. (JKOROR W 11,5 OK, M. D. I.Bttsranurg, Fb 17, IMH-tf FOUTZ'S CKtrnkATLD Thh pn-aontUoa, kens aaMl hwiWr f4fJ hFHan. otll Uw-Ti.si.ly r tntiaie Li I rirnkptn Aown nr low .r.trtt- horare, fWfj'i b. tTtt.minf awl ereonsing tha aVVB. Ii ! S t.rr rnttre of all 4taaa 4rW- lrr4prt to tt.f armal, fucfc as UNU riUH.ill.lN'IW YKUH'W ATKR. HrtVF.. fil'-iH. MS ThU I'KR. Vr.Vt K. t'O t - K UK R, (iK AVPFTITK AVI VHAl. FNhKitV, It IWfrmvaS the wintl. lnrrM Utf riTt't aVtVaWB BtMBaMtbl at lb at ffln.aia. klil.J.Toal tranofnTtw , pi.lo.--n). thcMon iMa AocbWaUiis mJ pi' ii' i lion Tr fc"r r of ftwi thta pfoam ln M irt albiitit ll ta a htt pt wttire at'nt KlnttrpMl. 'tt.nw Horn, rlc M laa he nil prrv hf I iino tl t rw'im'nt t liirrfa the I ' rtllall.lit oW tan 410 alttot MWIRI IVPtllT ' r-r rrnt mmI mak I he hnivr Brai an1 "t-i In tattrnins rallk. tt gtva them an arnwtiW. UfrOf Utctr bto, antl mafcoi Uavw. tiirivi muck taoiar. Ia all d Ii of Swim ineh w Cugha. Hi eta la thr Lnodr. I4vr. a ,te aniewana aaeerlne Bt no'"'" 1,nw Jr. f half a vmpn fc a aawar tti a harrrt m i a ill the ii'-''li"iM v-(U h- t1, Omtrt or rntiTflv -reot4. Ifflwi ta tie, a crtftif, p-rtua arid ours far tlx. lies t.kro. DATID C. Pom, rroprlrlor, n a ltix om, ma . ft nl' h. TVnf rirta ao4 Ot''.. i-n 0,raa,how m t'olloi aiata., roooHta. and aaoaa aaaarlea, . For tola bo llarl.wirb A Irwio. rioaHlrld, and br droKtula and otora karpara throiErlioot Uio tn.Ud ,-iiolra. (Icbll-lw Vegetables and Fish. HAVlNtt tna-lo tbs pefoerv arranr-nients, t the ondr raipnH WnuM Bttifv the ritrrna of t'tiarfleld and vfetnlty, that on an J after Mareh 4, be will have or hand ard for sale, at hit abip on the Market Ui, FhKSH FIPH, weet and V'htte POTATttKS, aad all VEuRTA M.KS in eeojion, at as low rates o tbf ono be oooght at the ear. t. R. Ft'Ll.ERTON. Cfeorfteld. Mereh I, IHHo-lf Bi.Al.Bt cti.wnrA asa, as ta aOa. , llthk COSftrABLfcya HALL rOa ..V?.l PRINCIPLE81 CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28, I860. Jirjj ftootis, (firorrrlrs, ?tr. Down I Down 1 1 THE LAST ARRIVAL AND OF COURSE TUB CHEAPEST I A Proclamation against High Prices! "VTrB are now opening np a lut of the beat and VI most seasonable (iooda and Wares ever offered in ttiia market, and at prices that remint one of the good old davs of ebeap tbinga, Thoee who lack faith) upon this poiat, or dscia our alts futlous supsrfiuous. need but C4LL JIT OVIt STOitE, Corner Front and Markot streets, Where they ran eee, feel, bear and know for tbem slvei. To fully anderatond what areeheap gtoda, this uuit he done. We do not deem it neceasary to enumerste and itemise oar stock. It is enough for us to stole that We Lave Everything that is Needed and eon iu rued ia this market, and al priest that aatoniah both old and voung. desW JOSKI'U FIIAW A BOX. st.ti i:tii i a; tstav i New Store in Madera. MESSRS. J. FORREST & S0. XtTOULD ra.p.rlfollj inform tbo poblle that thajr bono juat oponod, la blAllKHA. Claartald count,, fa., aa oatiro saw atuck of FALL AND WINTER GOODS, Wblck tbaji aro praparad to ooll a. oboap aa tba oboapaiu Tbair atock con .lilt la part af Dry doods of the Bout Quality, Sack aa Alpaooaa, Dolaaaa, Prima, Huallai, Cawtauroi, Batlaata, and Flann.lt, Ready - Made Clothing, Of tba bait quality, Bark al Coatt, Paata, Vatta, Oaorooata, Oraralla, Shirta, Collan, Ao. Boot, Shoes and Gaiters, Ala, af tba vara boat Qotllly. A complete stock of Groceries. ta abort ararytbicg atuallr kept la a ooontrj ttoro. Consumers, Look to Your Interests! Call aad exomino oar itoak aad prlcaa bafora purcbaiing al.cobera. J.US1BE11 AND Or.AIX Of all kiadt takoa lo oacbango for gooda. HBRaaiomUr lb a plana, lladera, Cloarlald ooanla, Poaa'a. I. rOREEST A SON. October 1, 1M7-If. (. It I AT 1(AK.iIS Xow Store In Mulsonburg! Io the room formerly oocupied by P. T. Ilrgarty, L. M. COUTIIIET TpAKFS Ibis method of la forming tbo eititens M. of Covington. Karthaaa, (iirard aod the aar rounding oountrv. that he has juat opened a larjre atork ol fit MMKK UH)HH, which be ia drter mined to aell TbN PUR CENT til t A I'KR than the some quality of OnotJe eon bo purehaord for in any other store ia the aotghborbood. 11 is etoeh oonsiats of Dry Goods of all Kinds Pab ai Fatinetts, Cawlmerea, M ml in a, TeIaioos, Ltaea, Drillings. Calieoes, Trimming, lii boons, Loecf READY-MADE CtOTniXO. BOOTS A SHOES, UATS CATS, GEOCEPwTES OF ALL mi)S. Cuffes. Too, Snger, Rtro, MotasfO( Piah, Fait, Linseed Oil, Fish Oil, Carboa OU. Hardware, Queensware, Tinware. Cast In ft. Plow and Plow faatlnga, Xslla, Ppikra, Cora Cultivstnra, Cider Prtaaes, and all kinJs of Aies. X-Mv Plows aro of the CurwenevIHe an Centre connfy make, and are warranted to he of good quality. s Drugs and Medicines, rfrfoaiorr, Painty Varnl.h, filaat, and a grncra! aaaorttticnt of Htationary. GOOD FLOUR, Of different brands, alwavs on band, and will be sold at the lowest possible figure. M.9QIORS, Forb as BHANIY, WINE, OIX A WI1T?KY JrBOtt stoimds of Wont wanted for which Uie highest prioa will he f.a.d. . CLOvi-:R.nr.Kiv Ob band and for sale at the lowest market prir. ojL.rat! and eeefnr ytmraelrea. Too will Und everything aaually kept in a retail store. L. M. COl'TRIKT. FrenebrPle P. 0., Jan. 7, 19. XEW NTOIII1 Cor. Soroad Su and IliU Koad. U. MITCHELL HAP )mi reroivod aad oponod, at the Bwve named plane, an entire oew fh of HI M -Ml. It OtMHiH. whirh h will sell VKRV CUKAP FoK CASH. Ilia sioek rnuMi of Iry Caloods i-rorrr lew, HABDWARE.QVErSWAKK, P-oots snd Ph'bos, Hats end Cfp. Pdy-Made Clothing, tie. He aluo kiT ch m o FLOUR, COnS .VEA T , FEED, Chop, rtaron, rtA, and IrUd Pnml dmilrona of parfhaaing ffnoda at fnl. rata, ant rrprlliillT ivqiio.ird t git him a.M. ,rT-Approvod eountxv pradooo will ho ukbo, at thr hiKii.1 ptwi, in ra.liaaga for gooda. ClrarSrld, Joiw I A. InOH.tf Vw Mlnr and Liquor Store. I. L. R.EI2ENSTEIN L Co., WBOLBSALB BAI.C1t IB WINES & LIQUORS,1'!'" lhshops lamillarity wilh thesith MARKET BU CLEAFTJELD. PA. oa.n nok of Wloa, Praodo, Oia, Waleky and Alonbjol.'alwaa, aa band. Special attoaHton paid ta aooaring a par, art tola for Saoramotal and aiodiaal parpoaea, Ja21-tf 13 UT tba DEstfiORAUO Alls A 11 AC- ttoU oaaia. Xwar, swaw sheaM aswe sas tf NOT MEN THE REPUBLICAN. CLEARFIELD, PA. WEDNkMDAT MOHNIKU. APRIL t, 1SC0. From the American Churchman. ANOTHER KEW GOSPEL. It is inoio than clglitven hundred yearn since llio Lord scut forth Ilia apoHtlc". oommundin them to "preach the Gosf ol to every creature" The. command, in its fullness, hits not yet been fullillud. 1 hero are muny lliouuinds uf men in this coun try, nml in nil Christian countries tts well, win) rolijN to buliuve tlutt tlni coinniund is renting upon them in 8 peculiur sense. They tire the Clergy of the various denominations of Christ ians. They proluBS that to them has come the apostolic charge and that it ia their business "to preueli the tiospel to every creature." Dut being preachen mainly, Laving scouted any such notion us that they are priests ; being tulkcra, that is, by profession, the first requirement of their business is that they talk inter estingly. That hard necessity presses on tiiem nil the time. They must attracl ar.d please, and tickle the ears of their hearers. And the Ciospcl they claim they have been sent to jn each, 1ms become, at leant at they preach it, an old etory. It lias ceased to attract and amuse. It duel not "draw" any longer, when proclaimed io ila sim plicity. In their view of it, it ia, perhaps, a very narrow matter, and is soon ex hausted, at all events it fails to attract "lull houses." So a sort of necessity forcea many preachers to find new Gospels. They are on the lookout for something startling. A brand new "sensation" j of some sort is a real boon. Political questions, when new, are good in some localities. AVhiletho war lasted, "War Sermons" were, for a while, as popular as could bu desired. Hut the war bi'ciimea slule suhject lifter a while; even the fate of Jclli raon Davis failed to be attractive in the pulpit view ot it and the proclaimers of new Gospels were thrown buck on the old everyday "seiiMition' of "I'ailroad Slaughters," or "Steamboat Explosions, and their llnral Lessons." These, however, are tame at the best, and an ingenious gentleman somewhero down East lias found an elegant new pulpit sensation, a beauti ful now Gospel of his own, which is the very last und newest, and, being such, he is bound to make the most of it, and proclaim it to some purpose. It will ni'l bo his fault if his pew are not well filled for some Sundays This new Gosjiel Is tho Gonpel of Amalgamation, or the duty of all white men to mnrry black wives, and of all white women forthwith to get negro hunhsnds ! Tho disfoverer of this new Gospol is Rev. Gilbert Haven, a Methodist Minister who edits one of their news papers in Mew York, we believe. lie has L rou ph t his new Gospel into the pulpit, and thenco into the papers, and we find a report of it in the lndt. prmUnt, and also in the KorthwetterK Chriilian Advocate. The Intter paper says "it is a specimen of beautiful wri ting and most courageous avowals." Our readers will not expect us to give them many specimens front this extraordinary production. Wo can assure them Mr. Haven appears to be very serious about his gospel, and also very learned in sll matters per taining to lovo snd marriage. So rapturously docs he paint the happi ness ol a man who is blessed with the possession of a ne;ro wife, that one really hopes he is not married himself, and so is left free to gratify his high imajinatiotis. llo, like all men with new gospels, net-uses the rest of us of many sins. He rails this prejudice which prevonts while men from marrying black wo men, and riVv rrrsu,"a leprosy." He says "it lies deep within. (Ijrprosy ii a kin diseaso, and always lies infA of, hut we must not be too strict with the rhetoric of these gentry.) He ndda: It dooll. in our cbnr-tr.. in our aunlt. in our oduraliun, lo anrirtT. It ttilt B'aioa a. look ol a loot with rrpol.ioo whirh 1. of tba vara cimt-lat-inn of the molaor of our Lord oaa, of tba Lord bunirlr. (Our readers will pardon ns for copying such fearful trash, but they ought, we think, to know something of the nature of the stuff which has come to be preached in ' Evangelical'' titilpits on Sundays.) lie goes on to puint the triumph of the new gospel : Wa .ball ba allra.'tml In thin baa boron., it I, onr of ll'il'i rralura. and a hrtatiful one too; hmao tt t. lb. favorite bur of Ih. buman nu-oi breauar. rlarlH, ar ha. a moat wtabrdlr loalbrd an'i acm.d iu lie will bora bia ro.anro, and will yrt itonpol n. lo dicin tt- Hr!inft. wl Ihi. i lao.t aMt.irrd virtoa. ond to Wnim. onaniorad ol H. j Hut tin. low rr-at. oa oo non-quip ot Oir fanrr. I nor it it a ralmund of a trhriurnt pa.ion. a. I roo(.-riiiv rif M n it bad bwn wronrfuli.i- wmnr. I It i In prand unirrlona of all warria,r. Ii I. tl', Crraior. tno'l.nf miniicllinr 'bo raoatn arrr Irap Hi. narrow bound. nr. of t. miliar and trior,, in!" lii-h blond. o -oalM. Inrariiit'ly d Trnorolra. "!.nt far with liso. bot lib. with dtflrronoo." i. tin- low of marriago. Tho lielil oomptoaionrd lorna to tho dark, and tba dora to tba light, a. d.v to n?lit aori oi-.-ht to dav. Tha tsll oorb Ibr .hori.and tbo abort lha tall; Ibramall tbo lorfo. and tho larra tiia .aaall. ,irpoilo tmron,rnlt aioa that inrlnrt to aot-h olhar. III. hop Morn. mti tliol ba oaa aal.i't hnhaad. aad Uimr wiraa lo a bare oomnonr ba Un. law of lika and d.tlar aoro. CoBlra.l wht. aoootilo. lr. Ilnlmaa ton lororo doncliog ia tba ailkra aonoo oo tho fotal ira,i of Copid. oaiog oatad tko oolor of tha araa tbai ooaaad tboir ruia : 'Tb ahadow, lin. aaid ihaaranla blno, Aod I mo aoroooj Ih. 'riorkar boa," Tbo laat Sao of thrao aiotiaii woro oodjowKw-dlr klooTod rwaina. aad tba brat al bruwn oompiax low. It is rettllw cnttitying to know that llislicin" Alorrio is so high an auliior- Mtv in matters of eonrtship. He and T)r. Holmes are masters Irom whom there is no iinpeul. And iuilrini? from jeci, ana tuier naren s, wo snouiu I really infer that there mint bo a pro- fessorahip of the srl in tho Theological Seminaries of at least one of our de nominations Hut Mr. Haven waxes loqusnt. Tie te'.ls ss of the "fine grained" skin of Ibt orgro, and quote Fab ny Em bit) to prove it. Ho tells us there if no doubt ubout our conversion to the now gospel. We may struggle and resist, and try not lo submit, but there is no hope, sooner or later we shrill nil be converted. A good deal of Mr. Haven's talk is uninotablo here, but we may lake the following : Yat tnoraj our farling. of arrr.ion will rliangr to foaling, of rrgard. Tho oomploitioa ot which wa now pmf.aa to reaolt wo aliall look upon wtlb plraauro. Vuio it Bot tbo onl.T thing that ia at lint hoUid and attarwanl aniiiraoed. Vlrtno i. moro frequently luiijcot to tbia exporieneo. It ii tery rare that a real gift of Uod i. follow in loao with at firtt tight. How faw behold in roligion all tho oharua with which aha it dirinoly inverted. Ho tholl wo treat oar brethren of otilor. Wo thai! "too Helen', beauty in the brow of KgypL" Wt tbail aay, "What a riob eomplexio. la that browo akia." "It it Italian, Uracil, Oriental, porfeot. How far it oxoelt our obalhy buo." Then will come tho millenitnn ! Tho now gospel promises us thnt When every black man has white wife, and every whito man has a dusky matu, then, according lo this lust gos pel of our Methodist evangelist, the golden age will come, and tho world will bo another Eden 1 It is really hard to believe that such terrible sulfas this is pteachud in the pu'pitsof respectable denominations, and that preaching it is called "preach ing the gospel." We could not have believed it if we had not seen it. Air. Haven ia, however, wo believe, one of the foremost men in his denomination. If Bishop Potter needed any vindica tion lor saying tiiut the prcuchurs of the various denominations "aro not competent lo instruct our people" Mr. Haven has fumihbed it Surely churchmen need protection from the faintest possibility of such gospel as this. Meanwhile every day, it is growing clearer, that the gulf between the Church and the most respectable sects is widening. To talk of any "inter change of pulpitu" when pulpits lire as they aro ia mere folly. If such interchange were not impos sible it should bo promptly made so, in a time when in a congregation gath ered to worship God, it ia considered that the prcacLing of the Gospel means a harangue on the "beauliiul complexions" and the "fine grained" skins of negro women ! What irould John Wesley say to a Kew York Methodist of to-day 7 Excitement and Short Life. The deadliest foe to a man's longev ity is an unnatural and unreasonable excitement. Every man is bi.rn with a certain slock of vitality, which can not be increased, bot which maybe husbanded or expended rapidly, as he deems best. Within certain limits he has his choice, to live fast or slow, to livo abstemiously or intensely, to draw bis little amount of life over a largo space or eondense.it into a narrow one; but when his stock is exhausted ho has no more. Ho who lives abste miously, who avoids all stimulants, takes light exercise, never overtasks' himsell, indulges no exhausting pas sions, feeds his mind and heart on no exciting material, has no debilitating pleasures, lots nothing ruffle his tern jier, keeps his "nrroniits with God and man duly squared up," is sure, barring accidents, to spin nut his life to the longest limit which it is possible to attain ; while ho who lives intensely, w ho feeds ' on high-seasoned food, whether material or mental, fatigues his body or brain by hird labor, ex poses himself to inflammatory disease, seeks continual excitement, gives loose rein to his passion, frets at every trouble, and enjoys littlo repose, is burning the candle at both ends, and is sore lo shorten the number ot his days. Thx World's Madnsss When I look around upon a busy, bustling world, eagerly pursuing and courting disappointment, neglecting nothingso mnch as tho one thing need I til ; and who, in order to have their portion in thi' life, disregard the wor'd 'o come, and only treasure op wrath, it makes mo think of a farmer, who should, with vast labor, rultivate his lands, and gather in his crop and then thrash il out, and then separate the corn from the chad', and then sweep tho corn out upon the dunghill, snd carefully lay by tha chaff. Such a person would be anTiposod mad ; but how faint a shadow would this bjof his msdnnss who labors for the meal that perishes, but neglects that which endureth onto everlasting life f Ilia a msdnrss the whole race ol men labor under, unless, and until, the divine grace works the cure Thai. Srotl. Litk. "I don't hava any good luck " Fudge. What do you expect, you mero grumbler f Is the world to lorn from its wsy and business to ' sweeten you np, put yon on your pins, nnd then return toils own affair, f Not if il knows itself, and ths popular prejudice is that il has some experi ence in that line. If you expect "luck," as it is termed, without work ing like a good (ellow for it, yon will simply bo disappointed. And you ought to he. 11 would cc nollung else but a swindle. J.ut k is a product., not a chance. , ll is bom nf toil ; does nol fall ready st hand. It wmes to those w ho work and win, and not those who Inrily wail. There is nothing more foolish than fur young men lo believe in luck. It is a faith wilhout foun dation, and sadly ruinous in its con sequences. Tha New York H'orJ takes Mr. Rcecher to task for his recent speech nn behalf of Cam. It says: "Since Mr. Hoecher so wsrmly asserts for the Cubans the right lo adopt their own lorm ol government, and choose their own rulers, fr from outside constraint, we wish he had told his audience why the same right did nol equally belong to the people of the Siato of Georgia. Tscst CRcxivxn. Of all tha ago nies) in life thai which is most poign ant and harrowing that which ior tho limo annihilates reason, and leaves our whole organisation one lacerated mangled heart is the conviction tbst wa hava been deceived wbara we piaced all tbt tnut oXiora. TERMS-$2 per annum, in Advance. NEWSERIES-YOL. 9, NO. 10. Old Rome. A writer in l'utnam't Magazine ihus describes tho ruins of Ancient Home : "Ituins to day mark the seal of old Homo's wonderful power (and such ruins! itend about them, tulle about them much as one may, they must be seen to be comprehended ; indeed, seeing is hardly enough ; they must be studied, and studied and gaxed upon time after time, till, as in experi ments in chemistry, or discoveries in astronomy, light breaks upon the gazar, and their immensity ia real ized, comprehended, appreciated. "Hero is the Coliseum. Many ol our New York dwelling houses are twenty feot wide, and average, per haps, forty leot in depth. Three hundred such houaua, with alley be tween, could stand upon tbo ground covered by the ruins of ths great am phitheatre, i'htce three of your four story houses on top of each other, and the roof of the topmost one would not be higher irom the ground than is the top of tho outer wall of this pile, that has been laughing at Time for eigh teen centuries. Close packing and hard squeezing will put about tour thousand persons in the great hall of Cooper Institute, it all the aisles and lobbies are filled. More than twenty times four thousand persons could be seated in the Coliseum. Great cure is taken to preserve it as it is ; for an old superstition proclaims the down fall of Home with the downfall ot it. Our first visit to it was on a bright day ; and as we roamed about its six acres of walls and arches, the birds were singing merrily in the sunshine, seeming to bid us ot the New World welcome. Our next visit was by moonlight; and ns we passed alone the corridors, and under the firm old arches, torch in hand, the owls, whose j premises were thus rudely invaded,! hoarsely screeched their orders fir our departure; and as the pale lijflit oflheiuotm shone on tho crumbling seats, it seemed as if the slutdowy forma of those who once filled them were again in their places. And as we emerged beyond the outer wall, the fur-off booting of the angry owls sounded like tbo dying groans of a gladiator, who had fought his last battle in tho old arena. "Tho Forum, with its broken col utnns, the Tantheon obelisks, Censare an paluccs, baths, Fsgan temples, the tomb-lined Appian Way, are all won derful. So are tho Catacombs, and the remains of tho old Aqueduct ; and very reiiiarliablo are the great de tached masses of cemented brick work seen outsitle the wails of the city, standing alt alono, hundreds of yards from any building or arch or structure of any kind, looking ns if they had been broken irom some great temple wall, or other huge building, larger than any now known, resombltng, as they loom up from the great plain, enormous solid towers, grass-wreathed, and busb-crosrned. "Old Home, the ciiy of the children of the she-wolfs sucklings, contains more of these children's work than I can describe more even than 1 have time to soc." Ginfeal Evort's Boots Jnst he firo the battle of Winchester, the audacity of Alosebyand his men ex ceeded all bounds, and there are one or two authenticated instances where psrtisans of the troop, disguised in blue overcoats, rode up to our pickets or ramp lines, discharged their car bines at our soldiers, and rodo off. One evening, after the halt of the army for tho dav, just after tho head quarters' tent had been put up, a dozen ol these reckless fellows rode at full gnllop through the spaco in closed by the lents of Cieneral Emory's headquarters, fired half a dozen shots, and were oft befme the astonished captain of the guard could order his company to take arnia. The General board the mm motion and came out, and learning how narrow had been his escape from capture, he pouted out the vials of his wrath upon the head of the nnlucky captain. "Confound you, sir," he roared, "do you call this guarding my headquart ers ? These scoundrels might have staff my boots as easily as not." Sentence of death was once passed on a notorious villain, by a popular judge, who desired to mainUrin and extend his popularity. He said : "Mr. Green, ou have just been found guilty. Will yon hare the kindness to stand up, Mr Green J 1 really would not trouble you, Mr. Green, but snch is the esluhlished cusUim of the Court. As I was saying, Mr. Green, you hare just been found guilty, by the jury. Mr. Green, of of I believe you call it murder, Mr. Foreman of the jury ; yo, murder. You will pleaao lake n tiee, Mr. Green, that il is the jury who found you guilty; not I, Mr ' Green. I express no opinion on the subject, but 1 am complied by the law It ia a mere formality us fur as 1 am concerned, Mr. Green, to sentence you to be hanged by the nwk till you are dead dead- At w hut time w ould it be agreeable for you to bo hanged,1 Mr. Green V A Fut p. Yr.a Old WiAsr.t. A banker of this city sends tho follow ing: A short lime sinco, a fmtr yror old, who was so small that he was obliged to stand several feel from the teller's desk, in our bank, in ordor to be seen, presented a check for sixty dollar. The money was handed over the hoy being known nnd our little friend departed. Some five minutes after he rushod into the bank, looking the picture of flight, and brent bless. As srx.n ss be recovered snfllcientlv, he said : '.M m-llr, did yon torn Tor me r "So, certainly not Why do you ask r "A m-man came up to ma in the street and said you paid me loo much money, and ha wauled totakolt from mo." "Did yoa jri It to him V "N o air. i a-reei Aim a nf Jk antcA e ttvwssl . and I rat bwJc to yon I" Jiuraliitv Yrkrr. tisaiW, iln nr) titt.lfiwlsnd e jM (iianplir o( il aVirifi Lamia 1 Ms tbirtW n . I ra, tin, Jlois It is, ftnm an had)- i 1 hue 1st ptiihuanphy n hand sl.n I ing ll is sn itnlitatinn of i hsrsi ter. Ii Kivrs enpieanon to the dptee in wl'i'li yon are appreciated or Lftu oil hv niolher There is a vsiietr l roi'ifind, In shaking hands, accmuVa; to the teuiH-riin',i'iit, deposition ot Or. canon. S nne seise your liAud titli an earnest grssj. one loot extended und holding your eyo with t'ifr own. Stu b is tho oaliitiitiun of ll. jolly Uir, ready to Hhsre the lt shot in tho locker" with tho atrangi r ! loflho hour. Others sgatti, seies voiii hand with as much lievy, and may mean as well towards you; but they do not look directly at you, but pass, your checks, with cyca steadily act, us if looking (or some undefined ghost 1 ness beyond, and seeming to couvtr&o with tho same. Olhorsgiveioogrwtt, a show of fervency lo the salutation, causing your fingers lo tingle with pain ; you involuntarily glanco at your injured bund, expecting it to Lo compressed into one horrid, bruised, extended Index linger. Others add to this exhibition of muscular power by swinging your hand up and dow.i a sort of intimation, that tboy aro about to "pump" you. A fow como so close to you that you can (eel thtii breath npon your lace; others seem to be experimenting oa the greatest distance at which the salutation can be exchanged. Sumo daintily iifler you the tips ol their lingers ; il means oilher that they consider themselves, your superior, or that they aro not disposed lo bo especially gracious. Others, again, take your whole hand, endangeri ng t he i m maea late w h i ton ess, of your wristbands. The most agree able shako of the hand is that mean ing which stands guarantee to the sympathetic look and kindly spoken word. The most abotuioablo hand shaking is lazy, lisilcsa offering, giving no pressure and avorse to receiving. We have shaken bunds with such persons, and the memory of it has an noyed os for an hour aftcrwuida. It was liko touching a wet dishcloth, Ol a cold, quivering frog. An einharas ing shake of tho hands is w hen tho party greets you hesitatingly, yet lightly ,a if lie full guilty of boldness, or was not quite sure thut he had been misled by a resemblance It is as awkward as a pause in a conversation. Tax Wheklbabkow Tom Iluh hard, of tho Logan Gazette, gets ofT the following "original sentiment:" "Here is to tho wheelbarrow: For simplicity ol' constrncliuit, strength, courace, and gonerul morul character, it is tho superior of the velocipede, and ought to be encouraged. This is voluntary tribute to uiodest worth ; and an unobtrusive gentleness uf char ter. Finally, we exclaim, put u wheelbarrow in our'n." A widow in Onondaga county, Jew York, recently cut out hor own daugh ter in the good gruces of her lover, and married him herself. To obtain revenge for this unmotherly trick, the daughter set her cp at the young man s rich father, of whom be was tiio only heir, to the infinite annoy ance oi her step-childrcu. A. J. Alexander, of Kentucky, sold to Mr. Alexander Putterson, of New York, his trolling horse Tattler, for $17,000. This is the largest priw ever realized in that Stale lor a trot ting horse, and is (2,0UU muie than the piioe paid for Lexington. Tattler is five years old. tat My nVsr," inquired a young brido of her husband, "have you seen tho beautiful act of furniture which the Smiths have purchased V "Hem, no, my love, but I have seen the bill, and it quite satisfies me." Jt'8T So. 1 Inv tew court ir. wlalcr the mani gurls I no; when all around is dreary and kivercd op withtno; because the old una dread the cold and stormy weather, and hurry opli to bed, loaving ostewgethcr. A Boston paper fays they dri their velocipedes so fast in the slrocls ol thst city that ever collision results in the total disappearance of both riders and machines. No fraguieuta ara ever lound. No, Josh, I nn ncher drunk, but I was toxioated once on ardent spirits, and dat'a enuff for dis nigger. 1.i lyord, if my hesd didn't feel as if ell de niggers in de world was splitliu wood in it Mr Simples, in allusion to tha prac tice of buying a'td selling wives in Egypt, says Jerasha Ann did not oot him a cor t, yet he feels that he was awfully cheated when he got her. A question by and lo the young and beautiful "What," Boked" Mary f Cecilia., "dearest, what do you think is really the food of Cupid V And Cecilia answered, "Arrow root." A gentlemsn sdrertises for a horw "for a ludy of dark color, a good lro' ter, nnd of stylish action ! The horse must be young, and have a long ttiil sbout fifteen hands high." A Si.iodt DirrrarNcr. ll was once a question down Snnth about Uia riglu of ufliners lo hold negroes ; now the point is, lists the negroes a ritrht to hold offices : An Erie damsel was reeentlv crimp, ing her front hair with a flat Iron. Il slipped and crimped a strip ol' cuticlo off 'Jie full length of hor iu.ee. Ike's last trick was lo throw Mrs, I'artington's old gaiter in the allot, and call the old lady tlnwn from the third floor to see an alleygaitcr. "It is nol until the flower has fall en off lhat Iruil begins to ripen. So in life, when the romance is past tbti practical usefulness begins." If a man has any religion wortrj having, he will do his duty, and nol make a fuss ahont it. h is tba empty kettle that rattles. If you cannot inspire woman with love of j-ou, fill her above the brim with love of herself ; all that runs over will he yours. Some desire is necessary to keep life in notion ; and he whose leal wants are supplied mutt admit Iboau if fancy. . Prenlic tars he tries to bo impar tial, bat for all that bs is unable to look at Iht negroes except en tit dark lie. . .