Clearfield Republican. (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, November 26, 1868, Image 1

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THE CLEARFIELD REPUBLICAN
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lm 3 of cch of abovt t priprttnniite rats.
UKiJ. 11. (JOOLAMKll,
Kilitor and Proprietor.
yoots ana jmo.
JACOB S. COLE,
fliont and Shoe Manufacturer,
rVRWENHVrLLK, PA.
IrplIE fulifrritier adupta thii method of infortn-
1 in hi old ctifttoueratnd toe pubiie geaoralljr,
,.t ho Mill motlnuoi to mmnulavettirt booti ud
.H'i it the old tandi opnoBtU !rsocker'l ilotL
i'it) rv bo iovitp the puliuc to give him a Mil. ilu
.)ik i mid out of the tery beet French Calf and
$ K tA at viceedingly low priooi fur oah or ap-,r.-eJ
ronntrj product. All kindi of boavy
t. ioti aud ihoej made to order, and all work war-
tarwUU, July SO, 'M- If
PEACE" rROCLAIMED.
THE WAR 0VERJ5 CLEARFIELD.
KNOX TOWNSHIP QUIET.
Xtarly all the Contrabands going back
to their old masters; but 'nary one
going to old Massachusetts, where
'they were loved so long and so well.
1NeonRqtn ftha above faeti, t, SHORT,
of tfa old "6hort Shot 6b op," would an
i ..unr to bit aanerowi patrons, and tho poop It
of Clearfield ooaaty at larf , that ha baa now a
i nt rate lot of food aiatorial, jut rtoeirod from
ttie Kut, and ii prepared onihort notlee to make
nut) mead Booti and Bheea, at hit new ahop In
i.rabin'i row. Ha Uaatiefted that be ean pleaae
bit, ( unlets it might be soma tntanaely loyal stay
at buns patriots.) lie is prepared to m11 low for
sfb or Country Prodaoa. Don't forcet tba
.-hop oeil door to Showers A Qrabam's store,
on Market street. Clear 6 old, Pa and kept fay a
lellow eommonly ealled
jyJer-jr "SHORTY."
DANIEL CONNELLY,
Boot and Shoe Manufacturer
HAS juct received a floe lot of French CALF
SKINS, and fs now prepared to mannfae
iure everything In bis line at tba lowest figures.
He wilt warraot bis work to be as represented.
He reipeetfully solicits t eall, at bis shop on
Market afreet, second door weatof the poatofiioe,
where be will do all In bis power to render satis
iirtiotr Soma Una Gaiter tops on bend.
mjV.-M.y liAMEL CONNKLLT.
EW BOOT AD SHOE SHOP.
edwarlTmack.
O.t. MAKKKT A 3d Bra., CLEARFIELD, Pa.
'PHK proprietor has entered Into ths BOOT
1 tIIUK business at the above stand, and
i determined not to be outdone either fa qual
ity or price for bis work. Special attention
will be paid to manufacturing Sewed work. He
hii on hand a large lot of Breach Kip and
t'alf Sfcina, of tba very best quality. The eitl
reni of Clearfield and vicinity are reapectfully
invited to give him a trial. Ho charge for ealls-
D'.fV.' fl-tf
tV Um AM) SHOE SHOP.
IN CrRWEKHVILLE.
rPI!R subscriber having lately started anew
1 Boot and Shoe sbop In Curwsnsvilie, on
Mud street, opposite Joseph R. Irwin's Drag
riore, respectfully announees to the pablie that
he ii prepared to manufacture all styles of Boots
and Sbuea, and everything In bis line, on short
n u?e. He also krops on hand a good assort
ment of ready-made work, which bs will ssll
cbea' for cash or country produce,
ortir-tf 8:131 LEWIS 7. ROSS.
JiotclS.
THE MANSION HOUSE,
Corner of Second and Market Streets,
l l.KAnPlULI), PA.
rPHH old and commodious Tlotel has. during
1 the paet year, been enlarged to double Its
farmer capacity for the entertainment of stran
rera ant guesu. The whole building baa been
refurnmhed, and the proprietor will spare no
pain, to render his guests comfortable while
ui ar with him. DAVID JOHNSON,
n6 tf Proprietor.
thewesterhotel;
CLEARFIELD. PA.
rPIIB inbrribor bavlnf l.aaod for a tarai f
1 year, tbii wall-known Hot), (kept for man,
)r bj Mr. Lanlah,) aad ra-ntt and rafur
tmhed it throurbont, la now prepared to antcr
tain traralera and tba fnbtlo ,.narally apoa
term, U la bopad alfka ajrroaahla to both patrana
nd proprietor. Hi, TABLB and BAR will
be eapvlied witb tba beat tba market aforde;
and no pain, will be ipared oa bi, part I add to
the eooTeuienea and comfort of hie roeeta.
JOHN DOUQHKKTY,
"'tis Proprietor.
theexchange hotel;
IILXTI.Nt.lM, PA.
rMU3 old eptabllfihment having been teased
1 t-v J. MOKKIriON, formerly proprietor of
me ".ornflon lioose, bas been tnoroughly ren
ottpd end refurnished, and supplied witb ail
the noilern improvements and conveniences no
"Miry to a Brut clans llotel. Tna dining roam
hi t.n removed to the Irst floor, aod Is now
rrarinni and afry. Tho chambers are well ven
tiUtrii, aed the proprietor will endeavor to make
bi fr.pu perfectly at hrme.
J' J. MOKRIS0X, Proprietor.
THE CLEARflELD HOUSE;
(Formerly kept by J as. II. Oalsr.)
l'nmt Mtrcct, Phlllpfbur, Pcnn'a.
r- iH tmpeaeh any one who says we fall
M to giro direct and personal attention to
atl csMotoers, or fail to causa them to ejoioe
ofr a well fiirnipbed table, with clean rooms
and Bfw btvii, where all may feel at home and
me wnry be at reat New etahlinr. attached.
JOHN MrLAl'OULIN 4 CO.,
fhilipilinrg, June II, Proprietors.
V. ALt.rn VHOl. St. SHAW.
THE AMERICAN HOUSE,
LulnrrMburg, C IcarDeld Co., Pa.
rVm well known and fong establUbed Ho'el,
I formerly kept by R, W. Moore, and latterly
h Wn, 8rhwem, sr., has been leased M a term
" Jnr by the undeMtgnel, to which the attrn
,H,n o! the tmveliin public is now called, and a
M r. 5re of pubiie patronage la solicited.
frl-VM ly.pd Ml AW A WALLACES
SUSQUEHANNA HOUSE,
( urwrn.TlPle, Irarflrld eonntjr, Pa.
rriMS old and well .tahll.hed notol, beantl
I "y liluated on the hanki of tho Suiqua
Unni, la ihe boroinh ufCurwentrllla. baa been
''ti for a term of yrara by the undereirned
I' Kai been entirely reflated, and It now open to
,k' 'u'.lir frnerallr and the IraTellinir oomma-
D1,v in particular. No peine will be epartd to
I'fi-t iiioitf aomrnrtal.la while Urrylnn at thil
1(e. Ample htenlinff room for tha aocowmo
of teame. Cbarace moderate.
""'21 if WM. M. JKFFBIE8.
THE RAILROAD HOUSE,
main sr., niii.irsnnw, ta.
rpHR nnderripned keep, ronetantly an band
1 the I'-M of Lienor,. Ill, table le alwayt
'I Hi'd with the hcet tha market afford.. The
"'I'nr publio will da well to (ire bin a eall.
wl.'di. ROIIKRT LLOYD.
SUSQUEHANNA HOUSE,
COXESTOVVN. DAUPHIN CO., Pa.
rpilK anderalened takea ejathod at In
1 t"romif tha Watermen of Clearfield eoualy,
tuihe bee rentted and re-oponed tba hotel for.
rlr kept hy B. Khralner, at Coioetowu, where
'ill take eperinl paine to render entiefactinn
all who faeor bin with Uielr petrooan. He
u blow, all tha rock, out of tb. rirer and
C nted rooM.m, p.u f.( half a mile abo.e hi,
r" f.biysrj pkukub faLK.
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GEO. B. QOODLANPER, rroprictor. . PRINCIPLES, NOT MEN. TERMS -$2 per annum, ia Advance.
VOL4I-WIIOLENO.2091. CLEAKFIEL1), PA., THURSDAY, NOV. 2C, 18C8. NEW SERIES-VOL 9, NO. J 9.
THE CLEARFIELD STORE
KECONSTRUCTED.
lOTf I,. Bord Wllliun Powell,
John P. Want William W.h.tu.
GEO. L. REED & CO.,
Two doors north of the Court House,
CLKARPIEIJi, PA.
HAVIXO returned to our old business stand,
we hereby notify the eitisens of Clearfield
and the pu!lte generally, that we have entered
upon, and intend to prosecute, a vigorous eam-
Eaign against high prices aad Inferior good. a4
eve now on hand a full supply of all kinds of
goods used in this market. In the line of
Dry Good,
We claim to have a full assortment, conolating la
part of Mnalina, bleachod aad unbleached ;
JMata of all grades and stylet; and
Fall and Winter Dress Goods,
Such as Alpacas of all shades; De Lainoa, Mo
ri no and Flannels t besides, a full aaaort
snent of gentlemen's wear, consisting
in part of
Cloths, Cassimeres,
Bitinetli ud t fall uwrtaeut of
READY - MADE CLOTHING.
Notions, Hosiery, Trimmings,
B0NKKTTS, C,
Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes.
GROCERIES.
W, bar, a full tupplr of Cn, Tea, Bagar, Riet,
Vdiwl, Tobaoco, Fiih, Halt, linwrd,
eoal and flfh Oili,
FLOUR, BACON, DRIED FRUTT,
Sugar-cured Hsms, Mres Pork and a full
supply of Provisions.
Hardware and Queensware,
Wooden Willow Ware.
All tbe forfolnf article, will be tiehanired for
CArill, Ll'MUKIl, or COUNTRY l'KnliUt K,
and at prlcee to which there oan ba no eaocptinn.
Tboaa in aoad of Uooda in our line, will pleaae
PatrCAL L AND SEE US!6
GEO. L. KEED 4 CO.
Clearfield, Bept. If, 1888 tf.
JICUAItD
MOSSOP IS XOW
Sellinf, at bair tbair neual prion,
D II ESS GOODS,
CLOAKS AND SHAWLS,
BKOWN SHEETINGS,
FLANNELS AND BLANKETS,
WOOLEN GOODS,
HOSIERY,
MEN'S CLOTHING,
GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GoocU
LADIES' BOOTS AND SHOES,
GENTLEMEN'S BOOTS AND SnOES,
BOYS' do do
HOOP SKIRTS,
BALMORALS,
LADIES' COLLARS AND CUFFS,
RAISINS AND CURRANTS,
BROOMS AND TUBS,
CANNED FRUITS,
BEEF AND PORK,
FLOUR AND FEED,
Ac, . Ac. As.
Down I Down 1 1
THE LAST ARRIVAL
AMD Or C0VRPB THE CHEAPEST!
A Proclamation against High Prices
are now opening np a lot af the host and
W most seasonable Ciwda and Wares ever
offered in this market, and at prices that remind
one of the good old days of cheap things. Thoee
who lark faith upon this point, or deem our alle
gations superfluous, need but
tiLi r ori sron:9
Corner Front and Market streets.
Where they ran see, fwl, bear and know for tliem
arlves. To fully undemtand what are crimp goods,
this mtint le done. We do not derm it nw?"ary
to enumerate and itemise our stock. It is enough
for ns to state that
We have Everything that in Needed
and iwn mimed In this market, and at prices that
atr.nih both old and Voung.
deo20 JohKI'll 8IIAW A PON.
READING FOR ALU I
BOOKS & STATIONER Y.
Market ait.. Clearfield, (at the Pout Offlre.)
f I Ml K underpinned b(e Irare to announce to
1 lb. rillaeue of Clearteld aad Ticinily, Ibat
he bee Sited up a room and hae Juet returned
from the city with a larje amount ol reading
matter, (.onilaUof In part of
Bibles and Miscellaneous Books,
Blank, Account and Paaa Boob, of erery da
eeriptloa Paper aad Knerlopea, Preach preeeed
and plain i Pane and Pencil.! II lank, Lcel
Papara, Ieeda, Mortf agca ; Judgment, Klemn
tloa and Promiaeory pntM White and Perrhj
meat Hrlef, Legal Cap, Record Cap, and bill Cap,
Sheet, Mo.le for oltber Piano, Plata or Violin
eou.untly o. band. Any booh, or autlonori
deeired that I mar not bar. oa band, will ba or-
ordered by nr.! eipreee, and enld at wboleenla
or retail to auit eo.lotner,. I will aleo keep
periodical literature, urh aa Maaaiinaa, Newa
papere, A. f. A. UAULIK.
ClcarS.ld May t, ISAI-lf
llfT tba DEMOCRATIC A1.MA!AC. Only
jl ccnlt, Erera ,Mar rboald bar. t(,
RPIEU
Jiruflj ana $lrdlriurj.
NEW ARRANGEMENT.
. . . ii.i n mi rati est,
(Second tlr.et, oppoiK, th Court llooi,,)
Cir.AKFlElB, Ptnn'l.
tuberlb.r, reipeetfullv ftnoonnoM to lh
cltlient of t'lrfi.lJ ind Tiolnilj, that k,
hu now on hand a full anpplj of
DltUCiS, PATEXT MEDICINES
Dya Stuffs, Tobacco, Cigars, Confectioneries
Stationery, Ac.
PHYSICIANS
Will find his stock of Drugs FULL and COM
PLETE, and ata very slight advance on Eastern
prices.
SCHOOL. HOOKS.
Teachers and others will be furnished with
classical and miscsllaneoas books by express, at
STATIONERY,
Coa.litinf of Cup, Flat Cap, Foolaoap, Latter and
Perfumed Not. Paper. : aleo, a very seat atoek
of Mourning Noto Paper and Lnvalupe, on band.
rant, r.nciie, ink, c.
HOUSEKEEPERS
Will tnd n full ttoek of PI'KK SPICES, BODA,
riODA A81I. Coneentratad I.YK. SGAP,e.
LAWES AND GENTLEMEN
Ara requeated toaianln. hi, atock of Perfumery,
Hair Oils Fin. Toilat Soap,, Braab.e, Coinba,
Toilet rietu. Ac, Ae.
SMOKE IW AND CIIEWEKS
Will Ind a full aapply of prima Chewing and
Smoking TOBACCO, Imported and Don&eetie
CIUAKS, Snuff. Fine. Cot, Ac, da.
CAHUON OIL,
Of tbe bait branda, alway, oa hand.
LIQUOliS.
Tba beat quality of Liquor, alway, .a band, for
medical purpoeei.
WPbyeiciani' Froaeriptlon, promptly and
carefully compounded.
Apr! , Ions. A. I. BUAW.
NATDBE'3 GREAT RESTORER
8 C II K KTZ8
Celebrated Bitter Cordial.
TpHIS medical preparation Is now offered to
X tha pablie as a reliable oubstitate for tha
maoy worthless compounds which now flood ths
market. It Is purely vegetable, composed ot
various herbs, gathered from ths great store
bouse of nature, and selected with the utmost
care. It Is not recommended as a Cuaa-AiL,
but hy its direct aad salutary influence upon
tha Heart, Liver, Kidneys, Lunga, Btomaeb and
Bowels.lt acts both as a protective ana cure
for many of the diieases to whlrh those organs
ara abject It Is a reliable Family Medicine,
and ean bs laken by either infant or adult witb
the same beneficial remits. It Is a certain,
prompt and speedy remedy for Diarrhoea, Dys
eatary, Bowel complaint, Dyspepsia, Lowness
of spirits, Paintings, Hickheadarhe, afe. For
Chilli and fevers of all kinds, ft la far better ana
safer than any quinine, without any cf its per
nicious e (Tools. It ereates an appetite, proves a
powerful digester, ad will counteract tbe effects
of liquor In a few minutes. Prepared byJACOB
tit'HKKTZ, (Sole Proprietor, Ii. w. cor. mud
and Race streets., Philadelphia, Pa. 8old by
all Druggists. novll-ly
Attention, Afflicted I
THE tubicrlber gl'e, nolle, that ba haa
raaumed tba nraotloe of Medicine In Lnth-
aiaburg, wbar. ba Intend, u deeol. hli alien
lion to the treauaeol ot uunuaiu vinsuai
Inaeneral. He will keep on band a choie. ea-
laolloaof DRUUHand MHDlCINErt adapted to
tba treatment of ehronle aieearee, an. may oe
ooneulted at bit ofiea at any hour of the day.
N. H A word to tboaa afflicted wllu ehronle
dli.aeee ma, ba to main adraniaga. MT
ntr ot ba aware that coutrt I'byaiciana who
do a ntnin. prartle. hare not Tin. to attend to
tba treatment of canonio ateeaeea, ana eooee-
quently naat.ncT them t hano. tbi, laa, of dll
aaae, requiree BicLreivR attention.
UKtlHtiK H1LCU.-I, at. D.
Loltenburg, Feb. 7, 1BA8-U
ItlXM'H t. Domlncn, HubboH'i, Drake,,
IV Hoofland'a German, lioeUUer'e and Ureene'e
UiTienatad Bitten i alao para Llquan, of a!
kind, for n:,dleioal purpotee. for eale by
UABTSnICK A IRWIN,
Clearfield'County Bank.
rrtHR ClearSeld County Bank aa aa laeorpora
X. ted inititution baa gone out of aliatenoa b,
the earrander of lu nharUr. on May 12, 18Ai,
All lu atoek I, ownad by Ilia aubacribera, who
will continue tba Hanking builnea, nt tba lame
place, aa rrlrate Dankara. under tba rm nnme
of tba "Cleardeld County Bank." Wa ara f
epoaelble for tha debte ol tb. Hank, and will pay
it, notaa oa demand at tna counter, vennem
received and Intoreet paid wbaa money I, left for
a tied lima. Paper dlaeeuntod at ell per cant
aa beretofor. Oar Bereooal raepoaeiblnty t.
pledged for all Dopoeila received and bueineae
traneieted. A eonllnuene. or in. noerai pa
ronara of tha bueinaea men of tba ooonlr la ra-
epecllully enllel'ed. A, Preeideat, Caibier and
officer, of Ira lata Clearteld County Bank, wa
require tha note, of laid Bank to be preienUd
for redemption.
JAR. T. LBONARD, BICHARD HHAW,
WM. rORTKR, JA8. H. OKAIIAJU,
A. K. WKIUIIT. O. h. RKKD,
WM. A. WALLACK.
Tha buelnea, of the Bank will ba eoadaoted by
John M. Adam,., Raq., aa Caebier. jnnlVon
J. D. M'Oirk. Kdward Porka.
BANKING 4 COLLECTION HOUSE
McGIRk'I perks
Fucoeeaor to Foitcr, Perkft, A Co.,
PhlllpaburR, Centre Coounty, Pa.
TTTIIKRR all the hnelneee ora Hanking Honee
will I tranaacted promptly and upon the
mnet favorable trrma mar7-tf
County National Bank.
CI.HARrm.Tl, PA.
THIS Bank la now opm and ready for bail
neaa. Office na ftecnnd etreet. lu tho build
in, fonaorly Meopied by Leonard. Finney 4 Ca.
nmarmn. ann orrtrnna.
JAS. B. OHAIIAM, HICIIABD SHAW,
WM. A. WALLACE, WM. PORTBH,
A. K. WRIU1IT, 0B0. L. RKKD.
D. W. MOORR, JAS. T. LEONARD,
jo2ll,'n Caabler. Preaidenl
(nothing.
HOW TO SAVE MONEY.
THE tlm., ar, kard you'd Ilka to know
How you may aare your dollar,
Tbe way to do it I will ahow.
If you will read what follow,.
A man who llred not far from bare,
Wba worked bard at hla trade,
But bad a boneehold to eupport
That aquandered all b. made.
I met hirn once. Beya he, "My frUnd,
I look thread bear and rough
I've tried la gel mynlf a ,uit,
But ean't eare np enough."
Say, t, uit Mend, bow muck hare yoa f
I'll tall you where to go
Ta get a enlt that'e enund and ckaapi
Ta RK1ZKNHTKIN Co.
He took what little be had eared,
And went to Helteneteln A Brother,',
And thera bl got a bandaom. anil,
For balf be paid to other,.
Now he II heme, be look, a. wall,
And their efleet la each,
That when they take their dally meal,
They don't aal half aa maeb.
And now he tnd, a. Saturday night,
With all their wanta eupplied.
That b. baa money left to ipend,
And aoma to lay a,ld.
till good euec.ee, with cheerfol (mil,,
He gladly telle to all.
If ynn'd rave money, go and boy
Tone elntkeo at
KEIZKNBIKIN'S CLOTHING HALL.
When lb. rheapeat, ineet and keel Clothing
and good Furniihlng Good, eaa ba had to ait
ercry laat. and la .eery etyl, aprll.'er
rpn PKM0CRATIC
ALMANAC for ISA
1 "
HUT and K,K fur aala at Ilia fort Offloe.
I'fiea 7 trail. Mailed t any ad trw- U"
A Minister Falls Among Thieves.!
On Broadway, Mew Fourteenth'
"trout, stood a church that at one time
was one of tho mont fashionable in the
city. Tho congregation was wealthy
and large ; tho minister eloquent and
popular. The hello of the city, with
the young and tho fashionable, crowd
ed the church when the pantor filled
the pulpit In tho full flush of bis
popularity, when a pew could not be
hired nt any price, when any salary
would have been paid to hi in that ho
domandod, tho minister dihappearcd.
Uuite lute on baturdav niirht tlm vm-
try received a letter from the rector,'
dittcu of! handy Hook. Tho letter
tendoreu the rector resignation, ind
announced that he had aailed that day
at noon in one of the canard atenmera
for Kurone. Tho parish wort sur
prised and alarmed. The whol. affair
was a painful mystery. Here was a
minister, settled over a flourisb.ng and
moral cliurtro, with a lino churob and
parsonage, a church crowded arith the
elite of tho city, with a salary equal
to any aenianus be might make, witb
the best siiiL'itir' in the city, and all the
popular appliances, who had suddenly
resigned, uuu privately lull tbe coun
try, to go no one knew where.
The story ib a romance. The expla
nation chino after the' minister Lad
completed his European tour. At
midniL'lit tbo door bell of his parson
age was violently rung. Going to the
window, the minister saw a man stand
ing on hiadoor-titone.and he demanded
his business. lie caune witb a rnce-
sago, he said, from a dying woman.
Hastily dressing himself, tho good
man came to tho door aud received
tho message Just around the block
was a poor woman, and she was dying,
ller only treasure was a baho. She
could not dio in peace unless hor babe
was baptized. 11 his reverence would
come to her dying pillow, and admin
inter that sacrament, tho blessing ot a
poor dying woman would be hit re
ward, it was much to auk, and at
midnight, too, but his great Jluslor,
who loved the poor, would not nave
denied such a request as this.
J 1 is humane and religious sympa
thies wcro aroiined, aud the minister
followed tho messenger. Common
prudence would have said, "Take a
policeman with you. C all op a friend,
and get linn to bour part in the cere-
mony. liut, dreaming of no peril,
he wen t on his way to do, as bo thought,
his Master's will. He was soon in a
dessolute region, in a street notorious
for it oncloanncss. The mcssonirer
knocked at a heavy gate, that cloned
up a narrow, dark ulley. Il opened
immediately, and slummed behind the
parties like a prison door. I li rough
a long, narrow, and unwholesome en
try, that seemed to be Bn alley-way
covered, tho parties took their way.
Ihcy passed up a narrow staircase,
broken and rickety. Lewd women
wcro passed on tho stairs. Iark
featured aud villainous-looking men
seemed to crowd the place. V ith his
sacred vestments on his arm, and his
book of service in his hand, the minis
ter was ushered into a dark and un
wholesome looking room. The door
was closed behind him, and locked.
A dim candle on the table revealed
tho outline of a dozen persons, male
and female, of the most abandoned
and desperate class. His inquiry for
the sick woman, and tbo child to ho
baptized, was greeted by shouts of
laughter, lie knew he was a victim,
lie demanded the reason for this out
rago. He was informed that his
friends who hud invited him there
wanted money. Ilia Handing and
character were well known, lie was
in one of the most notorious houses in
New York; his midnight visit to that
plaeo was well known, and could
easily bo proved. If ho paid one
thousand dollars, all would he woll.
If pot, his ruin was certain. Instead
of defying the villians, calling on the
police, or confiding in his congrega
tion, ho thought ho would hush the
matter up. lie might havo known
that it would all come nut, and that
every dollar ho paid would bo nsod as
evidence against, or as mear.s to extort
more, llui he was thoroughly light
ened : would not have the thing known
for tho world; his hand was in tbe
lion's mouth, and he must draw it out
as easily as bo could ; so he gave his
obligation to pay tho money promptly
at noon tho next day, which ho did.
Of conrso new demands wcro made
from time to time. He waa dogged
in tho streets. Suspicious looking
men stopped to apeak with him on
the corners. Notorious men rang his
door bell. Mysterious notes, from iif
nnrant, low bred, and vicious porsonsing is not a man s roi to thero must tie
ai the snelline nnd languago showed' something clso at which ho can suc-
camo to his hand, and into tho hands
of hia family. The poor man was
nearly distracted, lie paid away ins
own money ana oorrowca tin nis
reputation siiflcrod. The throat ol
exposure hung over him like an omin
ous a word held hy a hair. In a mo-
meet of desperation ha decided to
leave tho country, which ho did to tho
astonishment and regret of hia fnonds.
On his return from hurope, the rec
tor settled in Massachusetts, over a
small rural parish. Ho was soon
tracked to his country homo. Black
mailing was renewed, llisohl terror
camo upon him. Again he acceded to
tho extortion. Tho polico of Now
York at length came to his relief. In
searching for other game, they camo
tiMin proofs that this minister was in
tho hnnds of black mailers. Letters
were found containing information cf
his whereabouts, how to terrify him,
what sums to demand, ami nt what
time his salary was duo. Ho waa re
lieved from his pursuers. The lare
sums he had paid wore nover refunded.
Ills spirits were broken, and he has
never recovered his position. I saw
him not long since in Canada. He
holds a subordinate position, and I
preaching to a small parish. He will
die a victim of black mailing.
It is stated hy scientilo men that
lightning strikes moro women than
men every year. Ws can easily be
lieve it, lor women are mors attractivt.
REP
THE ABT OF TAKING THINGS.
The author of the "Kecreations of a
Country Pm-son" has written some
very fiiie articles on the art of putting
things, but if ho has not yet written,
or does not heroufter write, something
on the art of taking things, he hns left
his work only hull finished. When
we speak of taking things wo do not
mean taking whut iloua not belong to
us, for that is forbidden, but only those
tbingr) which minister to our own
happiness, and do not in any way
diminish that of others or interfere
with thoir proporty. Tho author
above spoken of leaches us how to
fut things which aro in themselves
unpleasant, in such a way as to make
Mhers least uncomfortable, but he
nillbt also learn liow to take things
from others and ollen from ourselves
with a kind of stoical philosophy, or
we will continually bo trotting over
thingri, which makes us unhiippy and
does not mend matters in the leant.
Fontenelle, a celebrated French wri
ter, attained to the age of nearly a
century with all his faculties unim
paired, mainly becauso be allowed
nothing to disturb the equanimity of
his mind. lie took everything as a
matter of courso, and thought uo more
about it
A storr is told of a certain net'ro.
who had the right spirit in this re
spect, though ho may not have been
eminently successtul in tho practice
of it. If all of us wore actuated by
his desires, both taking things and
putting them could bo made less un
ploasunt. Being one day working his
master's oxen, both of them fell into
an unfortunate ditch and broko their
nocks. When ho camo home his mas
ter asked him what he had done with
the oxen. Ho answered thai one of
them had fallen into a gutter and
broken hit neck. "And whut become
of the other one n " Uo foil in, too,"
said the darkey, "liut, why," said
the master, "didn't you tell mo about
both at once 1" " Cos I war '1'ruid
youcouhln'tstood it." I'nfortunutely,
too many persons, online mis uiiick
philosopher, try to put things in their
most disagrccahlo light, ant if wo do
not achool ourselves in tho truo art of
taking things we will bo kept in a
continual boil.
It is no liltlo comfort to a mnn if ho
can laugh at the shortcomings of man
kind, espcciully if they aro of such a
character that from tho very nnturo
of things he can not remedy thorn.
When we say lawih wo do not so much
mean that expression (or contortion)
ol the countenance called laughing,
but rather that inward serenity of
temper that always puts the best con
struclion upon everything. "Always
take things bv the smooth handle.
said Thomas Jefferson, ami we should
all make this the text upon which to
fircach and practico the sermon, our
ife. How many minfortunes we sigh
over that never happen I
Our misfortunes may all be divided
into two grout classes those we can
help and those wo can not. 2ovi is
thero any use in making ourselves
miserable about either ol these I 11
we can avoid trouble, let us do to ; if
we can not lot us meet it liko heroes,
and never for a moment grieve over
it. It seems to bo the cuho that too
many of us overrate our own import
ance, and fancy that others aro think
ing of us when really such a thing is
furthesttromtheirthoughts. A young
rustic, who for tho first timo gels into
company, in most cases affords a spo-
i mien ot a genuinely unhappy crea
ture. Ho is one who seems to feel
that nil eyes aro upon him ; tries tliib
position and that, puts his hands in
his pockets and then behind his back,
stands on ono foot, then on tho other,
then sits down, yet still enso scorns
nowhere to lie found. Hero ia evi
dently ono who is nnhappy, becauso
he dtros not know how to tttko things.
And aro there not ninny persons, who,
in a different way, from au equally
ridiculous source, aro juslns unhappy ?
If we have dono anything wrong, or
anything we are sorry for, wo should
resolve nover to rejieat it, and thore
lot tho matter ond Of w hat account
is it to us when wo have dono with
this life whether wc havo been richer
than our neighbor or poorer j and this
beggar's philosophy, as it may bo call
ed, will save us much discomfort, if
wo remember that a man's real worth
is not to bo estimated in this wuy. A
man who can lihilosoiihir.o thus, nnd
put bis philosophy into practice, bus
somo sterling points of character no
mntter what other delects ho may
possess. On tho other hnnd a nun
d sulavs somo contemptibly weak
points of character, wo can say ns did
'. . . i .i i... i .i
I tho poet Lander, Hint his had dancing
I caused him more misery than all his
other misfortunos together. It danc-
coed belter.
In what striking contrast to the
last remark is that nohlo one ol an
ominont general unfortunate, loo, as
somo would think who said, "1 am
ugly, and no fuvorilo of the ladies,
but I will make myself feared by tho
enemies of my (iod and my king."
Few of us aro awaro how much
pic usuntcr wo could mnkc our lives if
wc would only set ourselves to mo
work of doing it. We seem to bo un
happy when wo aro not grieving about
something. And yet wc shorten our
lives by so doing. Dr. Merryman is
ono ot the best pnysieinns in me
woild, but nobody wauls to tako his
medicines except when they do not
need them.
"Whole year of )oy glide ur-pcrccived awoy.
While eorrow ouu'tiO the minute, n. IIh'J pare."
"Half of the ill. we board within our heart,
Arc ill, bocauee wa hoard them."
Our Mutual Friend.
A country youth camo to town to
see his intended wife, and for a long
time oould think of nothing to say.
At Inst, a great snow fulling, ho took
occasion to tell her that his father's
sheep would bo all untlono. "Well,"
said she, taking him by the hand, "I'll
keep one of them."
Josh Billings says ho "seen some
awful bkd throat diseases completely
cured in 8 days by simply jineing a
temperance society,"
B
A MENAGERIE ON FERE.
Forepaiigh'a meniigorio caught fire
in riiiludelidiia on .Saturday night,
and, from the following account, there
was a lively timo among thoanimuls:
The buildings of Mr. Forcpaugh
wore completely wrecked. He esti
mates his loss ut between $30,000 and
$10,000. He had no insurance what
ever upon his properties. Two or
thrco cages of small animuls were de
stroyed ; one of thorn contained sev
eral specimens of monkey s, tho others
wcro tilled with foxes, raccoons and
wolves. Besides, no less than fifteen
of his fancy wagons wore destroyed,
in addition to harness and other para
phernalia incident to a menagerie.
Although, as mentioned, some of the
animals wore burned, fortunately the
great majority of them were rescued.
As soon as the flames wers iirxt dis
covered tho animals wcro thought of,
and citizens rushed in and rolled the
cages out into the street. It was im
possible to save the wagons.
The fire burned stubbornly for some
two hours before tho firemen could
get it under control.
Ol course tho bre soon gathered a
largo crowd to tho spot, ami the high
est excitement reigned an excite
ment, too, very materially augmented
by the escape of several of the ani
mals from the cages during the hurried
confusion ot rescuing them from tho
rapidly approaching names, licforc
the firo reached the building in which
were most of tho cages, tho firemen
and citizens had succeeded in getting
them out and running thorn along the
sidewulk and the street. While this
work was in progress, a tigress was
soon making her way out of the build
ing. Sho had escuped from tho cage
in which she was confined, and, brist
ling with fright, rushed toward the
street rapidly, to bo sure but yet
with much uncertainty.
As soon as she was observed a shout
aroso "A tiger ! a tiger I" and men,
women and childien, dismayed at the
thought of encountering tho formida
ble beast, ran pell-mell in every direc
tion, in search of places of safety.
Tho women shrieked, tho children
cried and tho men yelled. Tho very
noiso lent speed to flying legs, and
some of the moro aged, hurrying in
flight, roado fur hotter timo than ihey
hud done lor yours, lbs hrcmen,
however, stood their ground, watch
ing a chanco to capture the escaped
animal following after the tiger
camo a leopard, then a wolf. Things
were getting-warm, and one might
easily havo imagined himself as the
noise ol the crackling timbers sounded
in his cars, tho lurid light of tho flames
burst upon his eyes, and the unshackled
beasts passing near hnn upon a Vi est
ern prairie whilo il blazed in firo.
Ibo people who had been gazing
from doors und windows upon the
accno of conflagration hastily retreat
ed, and shutters were closed in a trice.
Clouds of petticoats dodgod around
the corners, and many were trampled
under loot In the demoralized skedad
dlo. Tho fortunate prosoncu of Mr.
Foropaugh and como of his assistants
at thu breaking out of tho bro, togeth
cr with the manly conduct of tho fire
men, prevented, however, any serious
consequences resulting from tho escape
of tho beasts.
In one instance, whero a bar was
loose from ono of the cages, and a tiger
was endeavoring to make his exit, two
men stood by tho opening with clubs
and bo it back the animal until ono of
Mr. Forepaugb's employees reached
tho sec no und replaced tho iron bar.
A lion succeeded in getting free, but
as the hugo bruto was about to puss
down tho street somo ol tho firemen
seized a largo packing box, and throw
ing it over tho dangerous cusiomor,
held him prisoner until after the fire
was cxtiniruishcd.
Tho animals themselves were evi
dently frightened, and only sought
ufler their cscapo, places where they
could liido.
Somo of tho employees of Mr. Foro
paugh started in pursuit of iho fugi
tivo animals. Tho tigress was foiled
in the cellar of a building about two
squares distant from tho firo, whero
sho had taken rclugo ; sho wus easily
captured. Iho leopard ran upjcllcr
son street to Twenty-first, when, per
ceiving thi open door of a dwelling,
in ho ran, passing, on his wav to the
parlor, one or two ludies. They at
tirsi supposed tho bruto a largo dog,
but after they discovered its true char
acter precipitately Iclt the placo. -Mr.
Forepaugb's assistants some timeaflor-
wards were informed ot bis wberea
bouts and captured him.
A young Jonathan took it into his
head ono day to get a wife. Ho accor
dingly looked about him, anil very
soon mailo such a selection ns suited
him, and was not long in striking a
hare-Kin and settling the preliminaries.
He then applied to a clergyman to
perform the ceremony.
"But are you prepared for such an
important change in lilel said the
reverend gentleman. "I guess I be,"
savs Jonathan, "for I havo got my
hind just paid for and own a good
yoke of steei-s and a cow."
"Very well," said tho holy man,
with a long breath and sohei Iheo, "all
these wonily things may bo very prop
er in their place, to bo suro ; hut have
yon ever thought of salva'ion."
This was a poser. "Sal Vation,"
says Jonathan, "who in tho thunder
is slier Jt is needless to say Jona
than got married.
fStnte of the Fincastlo Markets.
Breadstuff, rising every day; gun
powder, goes oil easily ; bitter beer,
this article has a downward tendency ;
indigo, tho trndo is dyeing; pickled
pork, dead and very inactive ; brandy,
very spirited : vermilion, finds a reddy
salo i nutmeirs in crater demand ;
soda wntir, brisk and lively; lend,
veay heavy.
"May I leave n few tmcts V asked
a missionary of an elderly lady who
responded to his knock.
"Leave some frtrA. certainly you
may," said she looking at him most
benignly over hor specks, "lesre them
with tho heels towards tho house, if
you please."
j CAN
An Extraordinary Case of Bigamy.
An extraordinary caso of bigamy
was before tho court yesterday oven-
ng. iho prisoner was a huiidsomo
and Inshionably attired young man,
named Albert A. Whitehead, about 21
years of age, and tho circumstances of
his case are as follows : On tho 17th
of June 108, Whitehead, who is a
rcul "ludv-killer," married a vounir
udy named Kniuia Houblcduv the
daughter of Mr. Ilenrv Doubleday, a
well-known citizen of Brooklyn the
ceremony being performed by the liev.
Air. Adams, ol Ibo Hoot btruet M.
Church.
On tho 4th of July last, young
Whitehead asked his father in-law.
loubledar, for tho loan of SfiOII.
n order to got Into business. Mr.
Doubleday advanced him i-M. Juet
at this timo, however, a young girl
brought mo i.ewBlolHrs. Whitehead
that her h unhand was courting a Miss
l.inma liable, and was to be married
to her at nn early dute, an that "Al
bert's" wedding suit was then being
made. Tho wife informed her father,
who, by skill and activity, actually
found the tailor making tho wedding
suit, and obtained other information
leading him to tho conviction that tho
money borrowed was for the purpose
of paying for his wedding expenses
na a night to isaslivillc, lennessee.
Mr Doubleday, therefore, had White-
lead arrested for obtaining money
under false pretences, and also obtained
information ot his former marriage
with Miss Mnry Jane Tollman, of
Uuflnlo, by tho Hector of St. James
('hnrch there. On his complaint, in
dictments were found in June by the
Grand Jury, for both bigamy and ob-
aining money under false pretences.
Tho case coming np yesterday, Mr.
Jtonblcday procured the attendance
of tho first wifo from Buffalo, who
confronted the prisoner in court, much
to his surprise. Whitehead, seeing
that the "jig was up, plead guilty to
tho indictment of bigamy. When
conducted before the bar of the court,
tho two young wives were provided
witb teats near him, while in the rear
among tho spectators, were two sweet
hearts, who had been expecting mar
nago. The rirosecuting personage,
the lather of the last wife, bonnd to
see the thing out, was near by, one
arm opon the bar ot tho court, and
watching tho proceedings with great
interest The prisoner stood uncoolly
before the court, hut had nothing to
say. Ho wns attired in a fashionable
black suit, with white ncck-tio and
immaculate linen. o was sentenced
to the Stnte l'rison for three yeurs
and then stated with tho air of an
old libertine, that he had a third wife
in Washington.
Tho first wife Las buried ono child,
born in wedlock with the prisoner,
and the second is soon to be confined.
One of the sweet-hearts, who still
clings to Albert, waited till all others
hud departed, to take a final interview
with him, on his way, handcuffed, to
jail. Tho other women wept "copi
ously in the court-room, and the
spectators looked on with interest.
X. V. Democrat.
Billiards. A match of more im
portance than any that has ' been
played in this city lor years began
Inst week bctweenVietorEstepheand
Isadore liayraud, at tho rooms of tho
former, 001) Chestnut at root. The
terms of the match are as follows:
First 2000 points French three-ball
carom game ; second iiOUO points
American four-ball gamo, on a carom
tublo, push shot barred, each carom lo
count but one point. Tho object of
tins stipulation is to lessen tho chan
ces of luck, and make tbe result de
pend more ujion skill, as a carom
on tho two red balls will count no
more than ono on tho whito ami red.
Two hundred points on tho French
came will bo nlaved at each meeiinrr.
and five hundred points of the four-
ball game at tho next. 1 Ins will bo a
romarkubly interesting contest, as
both players stand in the front rank
at thu 1 rench game, and dispenso al
together with the unscienlitio push-
shot, No stakes aro to be played for,
as tho match is simply a trial of skill,
and this is an advanlagrjio Iho public
for tho playing is apt to be ail tho
finer for tho abseneo of any betting.
1 ltuauelihhnl lu.it. j
Goon Joke. Tho Altoona Vindica
tor tells n good joke at tho expense of
a young tanner of that placo. He
was marching in a procession, and as
he was passing tho house of his sweet
heart sho was sitting nt the window,
and wishing to nil met hia nttsnlinn,
she threw a soft tomato at him. Tho
youthful tanner wns i in pressed with
the idea that the Ku Klux had shot
him, and dropping his lamp, ho fell
over into the arms of n comrade ex
claiming: "Kiss me for my mother!
Oh, tell my mother that her darling
perished lor what ho thought was
right 1 Whisper my parting blessing
to Mary comrades avenge my death!''
It was some timo ere the youth real
ised tho truth, and severe anathemas
worn showered upon his head for
mixing the ranks in incxlricablo con
fusion. Altot T Baiks The youna editor
oftho Columbia Herald has evidently
got his first baby, from tho way he
assails his superiors in his last i.uwc
Ho says, these little specimens of
humanity "ro very plenty this year,
ami Columbia can boast of more handsome-
babies than any other plaeo in
tbo world. Babies uro great pence
makers and no family should be with
out them. No lady or gentleman who
does not lovo babies, is fit for a wifo
or husband, (iive tho sweet little
creatures n kiss.
Who d'tn'l lore babic, bnlee hie race.
And in hie fonlMcpe. you oan trace
A nionkry drreerd in human ehepe.
V ith mind ae grorlmg aa an ape.
A lady leing asked for s reeeipc for
whooping cough, for liltlo twin pa
tients, copied by mistake something
referring lo the pickling of unions,
which said : "If not too young skin
them protty closely; immerse in scal
ding water; sprinkle plentifully with
salt, and leave them for a week in
strong brine.
A Bonutiful Igoii5.
The Cnntitr.as I'da, daughter of ths
l'lilafino (iodfrey, first gars her hand
lo t oiint l.bci-Moin, who died a year
allcr their mairisgo. Numerous ri
villa then disputed the hand of lha
young widow, who joined to the hap
piest gifts of nature iho brilliant ad
vantagesof wealth and station. From
tho numl er of her most Illustrious
suitors, i'da rhote the brother of tho
Dtiko of Bavaria. It was a proud
ulliunco but not a happy ono. Alter
passing the rest of her life in iho bit
terest domestic trials, the Countess
I da becamo a widow for tho second
and lust lime, ns the idcu ot another
marriage was extremely repugnant to
bur mind. Already bowed down by
the weight of age, the Cou litess thought
only of another und happier world;
devoted w holly to the practico ot sin
cere devotion, she was only anxious
lo secure the remise of her soul and
gain cternul happiness hereafter. To
obtain this object the nohlo lady con
ceived tho idea of enjoying a part of
her wealth in founding a monastery.
As sho hesitated whore to build it, sho
resolved to leuve the decision to the
will of Heaven, and, according to the
legend, tho following were tho means
sho adopted to learn tho divine pleas
ure : An ass was loaded wun a large
sack fillod with pieces of gold, to ths
amount which she intended to devote
to this pious purpose : "The convent
shall bo erected on tho spot where tho
gold first touches the ground, whether
the ass lies down, or gets rid ef bis
burden by throwing it off." Sueh was
the order given by the Countess Uda;
and immediately the nss, gaily capari
soned, was sent ou its mission, follow
cd by a chaplain and two grooms, who
watched its movements. On leuving
the castle, it struck across the valley,
and in two hours arrived at Kholbcrg.
There, being thirsty, il struck the
ground with its foot, and a spring of
water gushed forth, the ass drank and
went onwards. Having reached the
summit of the mountain, the animal
seemed to think il had carried its load,
far enough ; and by dint of kicking
and plunging, it broke the cords by
which it was attached, and the sack
thus violently thrown off, rolled from
tho top of the mountain into tho val
ley, where it burst. A liltlo chapel,
ornamented witb a commemorauvo
inscription, was erected on tbo spot
whero tho spring had pushed forth ;
and a monastery was built at the placo
whero the pieces of gold were scatter
ed upon the turf.
The Two Apprentices.
Two boys were apprenticed in a
carpenter's shop. One determined to
make himself a thorough workman ;
tho other "didn't care." One read
and studied, and got books that would
help him to understand the principles
of his trade. He spent his evenings
at homo reading. The other liked
fun best. He ollen went with the
other boys to have a "good game."
"Come," he often said to his shopmato,
"leave your old books; come with us.
What is tho use of all litis reading."
"If I waste these golden moments,"
answered the boy, "I shall lose what
I shall never make up."
While tho boys were slill apprentices
an oflerof two thousand dollars appear
ed in the newspapers for the best plan
for a Stale foil so to be built in one of
the Knstern States. The studious boy
saw the advertisement, and datermined
to try for it. After a careful stndy be
drew out his plans, and sent thera. to
the committee. Vt o suppose lie did
not really expect to gain the prize,
hut still he thought, "thero is nothing
iko trying.
In about a week afterwards, a gen
tleman arrived at the carpenter's shop,
and inquired if an architect by the
name of Washington Wilberlbrce lived
there.
"No," said the carpenter, "no archi
tect ; but I ve got an apprentice by
that name.
"Let's see him," said the gentleman.
The young man was summoned, and
informed that his plan was accepted,
and that the two thousand dollars were
his. Tho gentleman then said that
tho boy must put up tho building;
and bis employer was so proud of nis
success thai he willingly gave him bis
time and let him go.
The studious young carpenter bo
came ono of the first architects in the
country. Ho niado a fortune, and
stands high in tho estimation of
everybody; while bis follow appren
tice can hardly earn food for himself
and family by his daily labor.
Is'korof.s and Firearms. The Jour
nal of Commerce has an art icle on this
subject, from which we clip tho fol
lowing :
Children might as woll be trusted
as Southern negroes to carry pistols
in their pockets. Ignorant, easily ex
cited, puffed up with a new sense of
power, they are apt to whip out their
pistols upon the least provocation and.
blare away at anybody snd everybody
with tho recklessness and freur.y of
savages. Ignorant and passionuto
while men aro just as bad in this ro
sped. Tho fault is not in race or
color, but in want of education and
self-restraint. Il might have been ex
pected that the negroes would thuejict
out of their unsubdued natural impul
ses, and we hlame those Southern Gov
ernors and Legislatures and their
fanatical allies in the north, for put
ting such dangerous weapons in the
hnnds of persons so entirely unfit to
uso them.
UcfciTing to tho Nashvillo and Ca
milla collisions the Journal adds :
So long as hands of negroes are fit
ted out with fire-arms by theii parti
san patrons, wo may expect a plenty
of such tragedies in the South.
TRfsTtNi) ! Father. A traveler
in Scotland observed some choice and
rare plants growing on the edge of a
precipice. He could not reach them,
liut offered to a little Highland boy a
hantlsome present if he would consent
to be lowered to the spot by a rnpo
around his w aste. The boy hesitated.
Ho looked at tho money, nnd thought
of Jill il would purchase, for his parents
wcro poor, and their home had but
few ol the comforts of life ; but when
lie lilanceil at tho terrible precipice, he
shuddered and drew hack. At length
his eye brightened, and said, with de
cision, "I'll go, if father will hold tha
rope. And lie went nalcly.
Wasn't Acquaints. "Why is it,"
said one of our srhonlmarms to a
young scapegrace who had caused her
much trouble by bis bad conduct,
"why ia it you behaved so well when
you first cume to school, and are so
disobedient now!" "Because," said
young hopeful, looking up into the
leather's luce, "I wasn't much ac
quainted then."
Persons who are always standing on
their dignity bkd better sit down. .