' i; hoi.lt that trill not Down at MUddlHg. I imtuAti I'mioH-A tmily flnmlholil.f la I bi i" etimr, utting Ly a Utile, drinking wine. I Yii A mfj.il tarn with tart f.t and Ul f (d jwiniul., (irwlni by a lil lit bo ai.d jirl. 4 Tior man Good afternoon, Mf. ; nonJIioldiT.- I have brought yoa a I pri'Hxnl. Ilorearo two little cliiUli-eo, your slave for lit'o. 1 give tliem to ! yiu, if yon pl'o, fur no fault of theint, I csci'l't" t!"'J' aro w''ite I Hut, lir, I t ooiilil iit licl) it their fulltor and I motlior, hotli dcinl, wcro white. These I are my little innocent grandchildren all you and your p;nty have left rail I And tho bonus yiu hold aro mortgages I on Ilium, as upon rayelf. I cannot puv the duht luke the little ones. I Hondlioldor Bo off get out take f tbo dirty brats nwuy from mo ! I I Poor man I'loaae, air, don't apeak no harshly. Jl iriKhteiiR too little girl The loy does not seem to atari much at your angry tones), else he would not douhloup bin fists, but the girl :b timid. Bondholder Get out be off with your hruts, or I'll ring tho bell for a servant to put you out, you imperii nont gponndrol ! 'o"i mau You needn't ring, Mr. Bondholder. Tho day of ringing little lx" lia passed away. And you need not riny for a servant, for I am your servant! And as you have no chair iur servants, I will stand here a mo ment before I go, and have a little talk willi you. And you will listen. And yon will not ("jeak cross or inter rupt mo. Unco, when yon were afraid of the slvnft 'rn n- y.a ll.a Ul ,l b.v.11.. a umiiv, j .m . ui v UiG AlllUIILDb PI1II1U. I And you patted nio on the back and 6aid 1 was a dear, good, patriotic man. I listont-d to you then, and, by the Eternal, yoa shall listen to me now ! Io you remember those days f There was a war. You, with your oily tongue, helped bring it about. It was in oio of a war than you thought it would bo. You were a coward, a great big coward. Don't look ugly, lor I don't scare worth a cent 1 And you were afraid to go to war. You mado long speeches about saving the Uiiiun, protecting tho Constitution, honoring the laws, and helping the poor man. You said tho war was to restore the country to peaco and prosperity. Yoa said tho object ot the war was not to coerce Stutes, nor to deprive anv people of liberty. You said those who would not fight were cowards. I was no coward, Mr. Bondholder, so I wont to war. You wcro u coward you daro not go, bo you hired me to go. I took your money and went. And, now, when I liuvo returned, I find that I owo you more than you gave me, and that 1 must now work to pay myself for being shot at, and to pay you .big interest on tho money you let me have. And I find that you are exempt from taxation, that you hold the wealth of the nation in your pockets, and that I am your slave. In ahort, Mr. Bondholder, you are a coward, a cheat, a swindler, a tyrant, a robber, a great bloated aristocrat. When the war came on I was a voor but honest man. I knew but littlo of your tricks and financial plant. I had a wife and 1 loved her very dear ly. She wore no silks, for I could not buy them. Wo had no grand home as you now bavo. ..We drank milk you drink wine and I pny for it. Our homo was a poor man's Lome, but was a very happy ono. Do you know, Mr. Bondholder, how you whined and begged of mo to go to war? You said the country was in danger. You promised to cure for my family, and to look out for my interests, if I would go and fight for you. lou promised well, you did, and you lied to me all the while. While I was fighting you wcro specu lating. I bade my wife good bye, and went to war. My son went to war. You mado warspecches. You prom ised great things to the soldier. You lied to them, you did, and you know it ! Don't look mad I am not afraid of cowurdu 1 don't scare worth a d iino I I wus wounded in the battle and half starved in the hospital. My sou wa killed by tho Confederates while on a cotton expedition to enrich your loyal cousin in the army as a General I had a hard time of it and at last came homo. My wife died from neglect. You never cared for her. My son was killed by tho Confederates whilo help ing on the crusado after cotton and negroes. I camo home to find you rich and me poor. My farm was cov ered with weeds and mortgages. My wifo liea in tho churchyard for your benefit. My boy sleeps by a cotton field (or his General's benefit. These aro his children. They aro not left to mo they are left to you. You stolo my son. You lied to ino. You starved my wi'o and my son'a wifo. f You and j'onr party lied to all tho 1 soldiers you robbed them in the field you sacrificed them (Wr privato ends f yoa gvc away our blo'id to protect your dollars. ' Whilo we fought ,to save tho eoun. ' try, you said that a national debt was ' a national blessing, and you made tho : blessing great; but a blessing only to ; yourselves and tho other cowardly :- thieves and aristocrats of the country. The soldiers should luivo been ex empt, but 'they aro not. Only the ! aristocrats are now exempt, and able tu live at ease. i Take the little children. 1 have no , liDine. Your mortgages cover it. My ' hopes are gone. This is no more a land of liberty, of right or equal taxa- ; 1 in. am weary of life 1 shall soon die I have no homo for little ones, nj nothing to leave them but eternal Jtaxat ion. j Their labor is for your good, not for itlioii own benefit. I Take theo children; take all the M'lililren of America. Kill them, hold ;l''m in bondage, niHke them your 'slaves. 'J'liey will wait on 3-011, your "'gi 'Hs, congressmen, clergy, or pam p'Tcd sotis, but 1 can't help it. i We aro your victims do with ns ' yon will. Make the most of that i y yon can. tor it will not be long ib'lore ho will l,pudiate your debt, Jorr bonds, and your authority, j 1 leave thorn with you that they 2"!iy look upon their robber on the Snurdcrer of their hither. I must go P tho plow; tho lioe? the spade, the CLEARFIELD GEO. B. GOODLANDIR, Proprietor. VOL. 88-WHOLE NO. ax, the pick, the farm, tho work bench, the hammer, the trowel, tho forest, the loom anywhere and everywhere. and toil early and lata to buy you wines ana luxuries to support you in idleness: to protect you in your swin dles. I must now go to work and slave that you may rest and live.i I will go and wear out my life to sup port you in idleness till the day which is dawning comes, which wiil bring relief in Jttpudiation ! Ah-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha! That makes you tremblo! Then I will repeat it. R-K-P U-D-I-A-T-I-O-N 1 It is good to see your chock pale, and to see you clutch for your bonds! I have seen you no betore. It was when you begged me to fight for you ! When you fooled me! WTien yon lied to me ! When you whined and begged mo to go to war, and let you look out for my interests ! It was when you trembled and shook like an aspen leuf, lest the draft snatch you away from the place where you could rob and steal When I fought for your interests and my interests alike. You looked only for your own interests. You played it well, you controlled legisla tion nicely. And now, I'll look after my own interests.. All you worked for during tho war was to make money. That was your great aim. Now, you are again in danger, you tremble, and no one will help you. Doos that little boy look as if he would be a willing slavo or the tool his father and grand father have been ? IIo will look out for his interosts : I will look out for E-.y interests, and as the object of government as Jaco bins manage it is to make money, I'll follow suit and seek relief Irom your great Bondholding swindlers in Iirpu diation. The other day the rare instance of a burial thirty years after death oc curred at Berlin. The dead who lin gered so long above ground is lla chael Levin, the celebrated beauty, author and wit, tho wile of the late Herrin Von Varnhagen, well known as a Prussian diplomatist and writer of contemporary history. Having a mortal tear of being buried alive, the lady ordered in her testament that the upper part of the coffin should bo mado with a glass window, the coffin constantly watched for a month after death and deposited in a special hall for a poriod of thirty years. All of which was duly carried out. Old Madame Rothschild, mother of the mighty capitalists, attained the ago of ninety eight j her wit, which was remarkable, and her intellectual faculties, which were of no common order, were preserved to the end. In her last illnesB, when surrounded by her family, her physician being pres ent, sho said in a suppliaut lone to the latter, "Dear doctor, try to do something for me." "Madame, what can 1 dot I can't make you young again." "No, doctor, I don't want to be young again, but I want to contin ue to grow old." m m The "fast" trait of tho Yankee char- acter was touchingly developed re cently in this wise: A loving father of a dutiful son died in ono of our Western cities, and his body wiis brought Last for interment. 1 he son, speaking of tho deceased parent, remarked, "Father died at 11 o'clock a m.; I had his body embalmed, fu neral Bervices at the house, and was in the cars, bomoward bound, before four o'clock p. in., with the body I" On the whole, that was very fair time Just So. The following pretty clearly illustrates tho position of the business man who does lot advertise: "Why don't you deal with me V said a close-fisted tradesman to a friend the other day. The reply was characteristic. "You have never invited mo, air. I have looked all through the Republi can for an invitation in the shape of an advertisement, and found none. I never go where I am not invited " "Madam." aaid a husband to hisyonng wife, m a little altercation which will spring up in the best regulated famil ies, "when a man and his wife have quarrelled, and each considers the other at fault, which of the two ought to advance towards a reconciliation V "The best naturod and wisest of the two," said the wifo, putting op her mouth for a kiss, which was given with unction. Sho was the conqueror. A romantic young man in South western Missouri, has committed sui cide in a manner to excite the envy of a Parisian, lie pnt himself at an an gle of a "Virginia rait fence," and using an axehclve as a lever ho raised the fence, put his head under it and caused his neck to bo broken by tho falling weight ol fence timber. The fullowingconversation occurred between a graceless boy and bis teach er: "What docs your father do when he sits at the table?" "He asks for the brandy bot'.lc." "I don't mean that. We'll, then, what does your mother do when you ait down at the table ?" "She says she will wring our necks if we spill any grease on the floor." An editor, gelling tired of paying printers, resolved to put his own shoulder to the wheol. Here is a specimen of his effort at setting type : ,'we tqin a we shyll D(-)nost o Our . wn SetiiNc tYTc hejcitter I'rint- 'orS may tAlk Boubt b.F.ing difliault : to .Et t.Cne, bntM nnt experience 2010. Trucy'M Second iVUe. BY ItKI.KN FORKBT ORAVK.S. " What makes you so late to-night, Tracy V Frank Tracy laughed and reddened a little as his room mate, Howard Leigh, carelessly put the question. "Blushing, eh f" pursued tho latter with a spico of mischievous malice in his voice, "then of course I am to conclude that you have been in the charming society of someyoung lady." "Your guess is partly right," aaid Tracy, lightly, "but the lady is a very little lady. To toll you tho truth, I have been spending the evening at Mrs. Walton's, and playing with that charming baby of hers. I never saw such a little Hebe in my life. Why, 1 could nave sat tor hours with that baby on my knoe." "Then 1 am to conclude that she neither. chewed your cravat ends nor jerked at your watch chain, to lay noining oi crying. "Sot a bit of it. She's tho most ferfect littlo piece of flesh and blood ever saw in my life ; it I thought she would grow up half as pretty as she is now, upon my lifo I'd wait for her." "And what would Lconore Warren say r "Ah, what inJcod! I'm glad you've recalled me to loyalty, though cer tainly Lconore .can't very well be jealous of my tiny flirtations with Mrs. Mutton s pretty baby. Heigho, I sonic-times think I've made a mis lake in engaging myself to Leon ore Warren. She is as beautiful as an angel, and yet somehow we don't seem to bo congenial." "Kather late to think of that, I should imagine, when the wedding day is fixed, and passago taken in the European steamer for tho wedding tour. By tho way, Frank, how long shall you remain in Kuropof" "I can't say, some years I believe, Leonoro thinks a residence in Paris will bo delightful. I don't agree with her, but brides, you know, aro priv ileged to havo their own way. I'll tell you what, Howard, tho prettiest pink coral I can find in Naples shall be sent to hang around tho ivory neck of Mrs. Walton'e baby.'1 "Frank, how fond you are of chil dren !'' "Y'on'ro wrong there, my boy 1 am not fond of children, generally speaking, but I don't know who could help loving that littlo brown eyed seraph." Frank took np the newspaper as he spoke, and the conversation gradually merged into the all-entrancing subject of politics, fjreign and domestic. Twenty year have ebbed and flow ed in the broad channel of time, and Mr. nnd Mrs. Tracy had just taken possession of their elegant home, after a long residence abroad. It was eve ning. The gilded clock on the mantel pointed to tho hour of seven, the lire burned clearly in the ornamented grate, and the flowers in tho several vases on either side of tho chimney, piece were scarcely brighter in their hues than the pictured blossoms on the superb velvet carpet. Frank Tracy, who had changed from a handsome youth into a tall, stalely man of about lorty, stood thoughtfully beforo the fire, while his languid, faded looking wife, reclined on a satin sofa in the lustrous sliino of the glowing chande liers. There was only one guctt pres ent to break the monotony of the conjugal leto-a-teto, and ho was our old acquaintance, Howard Loigh. "I do wish, Frank, you wouldn't keep drumming with your fingers on that mantle, it makes me so nervous, but of course you do not care for that," exclaimed Mrs. Tracy, petulantly. "I beg your pardon, my love ; I was not awaro that I was annoying you." "Why don't the sorvant bring up the chocolate f pursued Mrs. Tracy, elevating her eyebrows. "Shall I ring and inquire f" "So, it isti't worth while. If we had only remained in la belle Iirif, wh jre tho servants understand their business." "Then you preferred Paris as a residence, ' said Leigh. "O, by all means, but Frank never could be contented there. It is the moft absurd whim of his. returning to America !" "Yon forget, Leonore," said Frank somewhat gravely, "that America is home '" Mrs. Tracy tossed hor head and took refuge in a bottle of smelling salts. Iler husband turned carelessly to Leigh and resumed the conversa tion that her petulance had disturbed. "I haven't asked yet whether my old acquaintances, the Walto.i's, are living or dead. You have not forgot ten my penchant for tho beautiful baby." "Oh, the Walton's disappeared long ago from the current of New York lite. Ho failed, or something blew his brains out, I believe. Sho died of a broken heart. La Utile was sent, I understood, to an orphan asylum, whero she has already sprouted up into a gawky, red-haired woman." Tracy was silent a moment, com menting upon tho sad facility with which people slip from tho cares and memories of their friends in the whirl of largo ci'ics. All at once the door was thrown open, and two or three rosy littlo children bounded into tho room, with long, shining curls hanging on their white shoulders, and ryes all in a sparkle with infantine merriment "Don't come near rnn, yon noisy little monsters!" lisped Loonoro, waiv ing thorn away with hor snowy, jew eled hand ; "you'll crush my silks and laces ruinously I" Xo word of reproof, however, fell from frank iraov a ips, as ine iuut from Frank Traov's lips, as the little ;vB -TV. re eix' ev .x. ' - . i Li.; PRINCIPLES-NOT MEN. CLEARFIELD, PA., THURSDAY, OCT. 10, 1807. NEW around his nock. Those children were the sunshine of his life; ho endured his wife but he idoliced his children. "Poor Tracy, it's plain to see that he is not happy," aaid Leigh, that evening, as he was taking his ease within his coiy home circle. "That wife of his is enough to drive a man distracted. I wonder he don't com mit auieido !" And bo some days afterwards, when the sudden death of Mrs. Tracy was announoed in the newspapers ail ment, diseaso of the heart his first thought was , "What a lucky thing for Frank." It was scarcely a vear after Mrs. Tracy's decease, and tlie widower was silting alone in his study, whon How ard Leigh was announced. "Well,, my dear friend," was his smiling salutation, "what news do yoa bring me lr - "Capital news!" aaid Leigh. "Do you know, I've just engBged a splen did governess for your children." "I am heartily glad of it; the littlo rebels are getting quite beyond my management. They need some gen tle, affectionate female influence." "And they will have it. This is one of the Gnost girls I've seen for a long time; she has been teaching in an academy, but thinks she would prefer a situation in somo private fam ily. She is all grace and gentlo dig nity a jewel of a governess !" " am delighted at your success. When will she come to take charge of my children f "This evening. But I haven't told you the strangest coincidence of all. Who do you suppose she is f" "I'm sure I cannot imagine." "Her name is Agnes Walton, sho is the same whom you took such a fancy to in tho days of her babyhood. 1 can tell you she don't know you were an old beau of hers, else she would shrink from assuming this responsible situation in your family." "Nonsense," said Tracy, half laugh ing, half embarrassed. "But I am sorry she is reduced to tho wretched lifo of a governesa." Nothing more was said on tho sub ject, and several times that afternoon it recurred to frank Iracys mind. Ho wisheii he could see her. The gas had been lighted, however, nnd the little girls were safely tucked up in bod, alter having said their prayers on "papa's" knees, betoro the new governess was announced. "Miss Walton, pray be seated." Ho saw at the first glance that the pretty baby had grown into an ex quisitely lovely girl of twenty-two, with solt, tender eyes like a Madonna, and sad quivering lips. Poor Agnes she had been so in uch accustoniod to rebuffs and cold ' neglect at the hands of tho world, that Mr. Tracy's chivalric politeness atVeeicd her nearly to tears. Ho noticed it, ho observed the delicate, shy refinement, and the timid glances from beneath her lushes. Frank Tracy was a grout physiogno mist, and drow his own inferences from those things. After a few gentle questions, he asked : "But, Miss Walton, why did you leave tho Academy 1" "Tne principal was harsh and un kind to mo, and tho place was noisy. O, sir, if you knew how I bavo hun gered and thirsted for a quiet home!" "My dear Miss Walton," he said, smiling, "I commissioned my friend Leigh to find a governess for me, but I am much more in need of a wife. I think you would suit me in that capacity. Will you accept of the home as a permanent engagement, and me as the encumbrance thereof?" Agnes looked a moment into his kind eyes, and placed her little hand confidingly in his hand, and said "I will." And thus concluded their extremely brief courtship. Yet whon Frank told her how many years he had secretly worshippod at the ahrine of "Mrs. Walton's pretty baby," she didn't think it so very strange after all. Thus it was that Frank Tracy mar ried his beautiful second wifo, and the little ones, instead of a governess, got a mama, whom little Minnie confi dently informed her sister, "she likod a great, deal belter than the old mama who was always afraid of having her hair or collar disarranged, w hile new mama liked to have her daughter hug and kiss her." And Howard Leigh was satisfied that his friend had married tho right person at last. A member of the bar onro entered the Court of Appeals of Now York while a counsellor was arguing an im portant case. "Who is that gentle man addressing the Court?" said he, speaking to Charles O'Connor, who was sitting noar him. "That sir, is Daniel Lord, Junior, and he puts on the 'Junior' so that be may not be mistaken for the Lord Almighty." It may bo inferred that these two professionals resembled neither Dam on and Pythias, nor Jonathan and Da vid, in their affection for each other. A schoolmaster tells the following good one : I was teaching in a quiet country Tillage ; the seooud morning of my session I had time to survey my surrounding, and among the scanty furniture I espied a three legged stool. "Is this the dunce block ?" I asked of a little girl of five. The dark eyes sparklod, the curls nodded assent, and the lips rippled out, "I guess bo; the teacher always sits on it?" England nses about 220 million pounds of paper annually. France yearly consumes lM millions, while the Lnitcd Stales demands more pa per than both those countries com Diced 410 million pounds. Strurltif for the Fulurr. In all the annuls of men's doinia upon this earth, there is no record of any nation or race ol men who hud their freedom thrust upon them, who ever long enjoyed it. Only those having energy and intelligence enough to earn liberty, have shown themselves capable for any length of time of maintaining liberty. A race which patiently submits to bondage, never rightly use their freedom. Through f, ui.fl ....lion aft'.. ..I l.wn..l. I and blank desnair do 'races , -row u ... .l- i.:. -i. t .. ill t to tho high estate of freemen. All reason and all history confirm the truth of these propositions. In more quiet times, when the minds of men are free from excitement, they would be regarded as bo self evident as scarcely to need enunciation. At tho ISouih are four in illion'Afri eans, a race, which loll to itself, has always and only existed as barbarians, and among civilised tuitions, only in a state of tho most servile bondage ; with us, from the first settlement of the country, they havo occupied this last position. Never in all this lapse of years have they made even the shadow cf an effort to obtain their freedom. They have never been agi tated for it, as did their pretended friends at t1in north. Indood, we think we aro not going too far, when wo say thev never as a race desired it. When their masters wore engaged in a most dcepcrate war, os has been alleged, to perpetuato their bondage, they, tho Africans, made not the slightest effort to throw of tho yoke. During the four years of our late war, their is no reason to suppose that the negroca mado even an attempt a', in surrection in any part of the South. Quietly they waited upon and assisted their masters, and as the country, or any part of it, was overrun by the Federal troops, they just as impassive ly ailed upon and trusted in the new comers. No ono thing did they do or attempt to do, of and by themselves. Yet to this race, whoyesterday were trampled slaves, so degraded that they accepted the liberty thrust upon them with as little apparent concern as they endured their bondage ; the lladicals of the North wish to entrust, not only the liberties, but tho material inter ests of a great, rich and important section of tho country. Not only this, they seek to entrust to them, equally with the intelligent, enterprising and educated anglosaxon, tho contracts of the government of this great repub lic the bopo of tho world. And with this they, the Uadiruls, wish to dis franchise and exclude from power and influence the ablest and wisest of the whites. All this, it is said, is needed, aa "security for tho future." We beg leave to ask : Is ignorance, self indul gence and degradation in tho govern ing class, the best guarantee we can have liir the perpetuity ofonr Institn lions? Is intelligence and high toned honor "dangcivus to the rej ublic ? If so, tbeso Bamo Hauiculs, a lew years ago, when they called themselves Know Nothings which they were wcro greatly at fault. They then taught that our institutions were in dungcr lrom tho ignorance of foreign ers that tho immigrants from the most enlightened nations of the world, should live with us twenty-ono years beforo they could be safely entrusted with tho elective franchise. In this Mate they declared ny law, mat no native or foreign born citizen was tit to vote unless he could read and write. Yet, to-day, these same Know x. . . ' i .i . i Nothings woulddisfranch.se that das., of men who, as they allege, have for , seventy years controlled the policy of , tho best governed country in the i world, and enfranchise a race of black ( besotted slaves hitherto found incapa- We of organising any government but that of King Cannibal. "Security for the future !" We had supposed that tho security of a freo republic rested upon tho intelli-! gence and manliness of tho people j having a controlling influence in its affa rs. Not so think the leaders of the, , . . . . . great party of progress and social re form. They find tho only guarantee for safety in tho fuluro in giving the control of ono fourth of tho republic, to the ignorant, aimless and degraded blacks, a race, incapable of working out their own liberties aro to be en trusted with the guardianship of ours. ".Security for the future !" The only security for tho fuluro-ol'onr liberties, worth having, is in tho high order of manhood we may becapablo of devel oping. Not in tho masculine suffrage we are foolish enough to confer. Con stitutional amendments amount to nothiiig. Plainly speaking, cnntiln tionsainount to nothing. ' 'f w hat avail areold charters or conventional agree-; rn u Iti.n Itrmirrlif llitn fnn llfl u :l li meiils when brought into conflict w ilh the fierce passions of excited popula tions ? What was the Constitution and the nnion of our fathers, cemented by blcod and long associations, against tho wrath of the South, stirred by the taunts and threats of the aholil ionits ? Whatarethcsethings to weigh against " K"" ".h0 1 '" the pride of opinion and the lust of, Jm l,,."n nskr(1 : "D L power pervading the North in the i ,ve n,llk r hour of victory ? Tho meanest chad I The New Jorsry consolidated rail Under strong excitmcnt. each section ; ro'1 emupaiiy intend running a line sneers at and goes "ouislda tho con- of through cars direct from New York stitution." 1,1 Cincinnati, via Philadelphia and "Security for the future" is only to' Pittsburg, via tho Pan Handle rouie. be found in a dignified and poised nn-l Tho route is one hundrod miles short tional character. If the enfranchise-, rr ll,"n ttny other through line. It mont of tho blacks adds to these qual- will leave New ork every afternoon ities in tho governing class, then is at n::!,) o'clock. there security. If not, then is this act From Juno 2d to September 2th freiirh'ed with incalculable mischief. Essex Sttitetman. The following is a list of prires i paid by Mr. Hubert Bonner for his celebrated horses: Dexter. t."0.(HMJ ; Pocahontas, fii'i.OOO ; Auburn Horse, ffn.WO; Peerless, $.",MI0; Flatbiish Maid, J.'i.OOO; Lantern, $.'),0tKi ; Lady Palmer, 5.0i0. Total. IU,0,M1 TERMS-$2 per annum, in Advance. SERIES-VOL. 8, NO. 12. NISCELLANEODS ITEMS. Robbers come just like rain they fall on tho just and the unjust. Time is money; of courso, or how could you "spend an evening ?" Do yon know what charity is ? For give if you bear ill will, and pay whut you owe. A business man can go along with out advertising ; so can a wagon with out greasinif, hut it gof hard. An inveterate old bachelor says that ships are called "she hocause they always keep a fellow on the look-out. Dr. Mudd is acting as Post Surgeon in the Dry Tortugas curing his jail ors of the Yellow Fever. Forgiving man ! Thore is a good reason why a little man should never marry a bouncing widow. lie might bo culled "the wid ow's mite." "Why is a young lady just from boarding school like a building com mittee? Bocausesho is always ready to receive proposals. Gent Confound the hair oil how it sticks. Wife "Oh Harry ! that is not the hair oil ; it must bo "the baby's soothing syrup." One man asked another why bis beard was brown and his hair so white!" 'Because,"be said, one is twenty j ears younger than tho other." A suit is pendingin Missouri brought by a lobby agent against a member of tho Legislature for neglecting bus iness for which ho was paid f 11,000. Mrs. Mary Huskins, now residing in Camdon township, Lorain connty, Ohio, was one hundrod and eight years of ago on tho fifteenth of July. Wear your learning, liko your wal th. in a private pocket, and don't pull it out to ahow that you havo ono; but if you are asked what lime it is, tell it Hero is an amended quotation, by' a married man who has been waiting for his wifo "to put her things on :" lfn spring! tfrtml in Iha hithuiii'i tiirast; Wiwi uerdr arc, bnt always to Irt dnw'd. It is said that there is a man in New York who can paint a piece of wood so much liko marble, that, on being placed in water, it will immediately sink. It is re"rted that since Stanton left the War Department, a civil answer to a civil question can be obtained there which is a wonderful change. John B. Cough is to receive 812,000 forspeaking on temperance in Chicago during the coming w inter. John is liko many others, temperate as long as it pays. There is a y oung lady in this place whose lips resemble peach blossoms so much, that sho has to keen a veil tied tight over her face to keep bees out of her mouth. The Boston Post says a lady passed through that city the other day lor the mountains, with sixteen trunks, four poodles, three maid servants, an Irish man and a husband. Why does water boil sooner in an old sauce pan than a new one ? Punch takes it uon himself to answer this abstruse query, by saying, "it's because the old pan's used to it." An American lawyer engaged in a case tormented a witness so much with questions that tho poor fidow at lai-t -i - - I-- (.rio(j ))llt jur walrr .-There," said tlio Judge, "I thought you'd pump ,j,n dry." c. . , , . . d, home thieves broke into the resi- doIU,9 of Silm( c,m,ron nt 1Inrris. b f d d . d of ;Uvt .n ro. They had lynU.ulW forgolten lll0 oa uaxira, ,,jOI((.,; b ' ' fru'nd' said one gentleman to another, "1 see your hair is getting -'rni'-" "u"," answered he, "old rather Time has been sweeping UP 11)0 i'l'ar and and the dust has settled on my head." The question w hy printers do not succeed so well as browers was thus answered: "Because printers work for the bead and brewers for the stomach: and whero twenty men have stomachs hut one has brains." conductor of a newspaper, speak ing of a colemporary.says : "Ho was foimcrly a member of Congress, but rapidly roso till he obtained a respect ablo position as an editor a noble ex ample of perseverance under depress ing circumstances." A clergyman on tho Dubuque rail road accidently sat down on a largo basket of eggs to the great in jury of tho fruit" nnd his nice clothes. A brakeman scraped him down with the (irc d w d ; temporarily ... & J I J stove-hrnrth, but the beauty of his at spoiled A young lady school teacher of In dianapolis, last Sunday, emleawrel to impress npon her scholars the ter rible eflcetsof the puuishmentof Neb u( hadnezr.ar. Sho told them that for Hishnp Stevens, of Pa., lias delivered one hundred and six sermons and ad dresses; has had forty nine confiruia- tiutis, seven otdinations ; has laid four corner stones reopened threecborches j with semi-dedicatory services, admin. ! istcrcd tho Holy Communion on sev. j cral occasions, and traveled over two i thousand mile. Dyspepsia will nevor I kill him. ?tf Clcarfirld jUrjiubllran. Trrm of riW rli.a.n. If nl in aJuuti mir Hum ihr r u..itil, J tQ ! i ti l nW 'hn r wn I mrr n,t.iti f fl II iJ iiif'f tli iMj't-Vmn nf (hi inonlti ... 3 1-9 Ratrt fiiri lUiM, TriT'( Tlf ft (vrrlift ilK tiTH, JiT t)UM of 10 I'tM nr ft timm 'T Ir.i.... l -SO Fnr-ti u!"i'" nl i'lftrrlH'ft , .'.0 A'lmiiiifrrtfiV puJ KiTUiorf nuitrt-r. 1 i t) Au litiKf' imii.f-x 1 !( t'fttitttihfs aiiil F.sirsn 1 A 1IMII Hi. lire 2 I'll l.H?nt lntHrP, tr-r lir) I t Oi'ituiinr nhr nvrr line", pT tin.... lfl "rolrflMunil Cht'Ir, 1 venr & ('0 r Hi r Aprrnf utr i:ttf. 2 Pnan-n 15 OH column 40 lit) S i'jimrm. 0 I 1 r.luom 76 00 .lob Wotk. BI.A.tkR. Pinpleqnin Ml 1 fl qnirtu, prrqnirf.! TS 3 quiroi, fwrquiri', 2 00 Over 6, ,vt quire.. 1 60 I sheet. ?i or !, M Ml j i hrrt, 2o or Icm.M Ml llietl, U:t or Ut, 3 I 1 fttietl, or H (M) Over lit oiearb of K)ve t prwHMMtnHn- mtce-, iiKO. It. iiOj)t,AMU:k, , K'Jilor itmI lnpritir. CHEAP FURNITURE- joiin ouLicii DVSIRRS to inf-nn hid old frfondu itn4 enn tmneri, that bnvinft enlarged bin ihop and iiicreaftod hti facilities lor mno(rtnrinjr. b ft now firefinrrit to make loorrtfrnoch Furniture aa biy be (ioaire'f, In aroixl uyle and tha,p rateg for CAS II. lie generally baa on bnd, at bia Furniture roumi, a raried a Mortmain of ready made faraiture, among wbich art BUREAUS AND SIDE-BOARDS. Wardrobe end Hook-Cane; Centre, Rnfe, Parlor Ureakfivt d Dining Kitnaion Tables; t'ora tnort. Prncb-pot,Cuufe,JtDy-LTfid au4 vther lied tea d ; Hrfj of all kinrii, Work tands, Uat.rvU, Warti -tn4s, Keiitij act! Ants Chain; aorinjteat, cab tmu. nar'or, com oi no and other Chair ; Lovking-Ulaaaec of ererv description on band ; and new a la sues for old frrtue, which wiil be put in on very reaaonabla leraii on fbortest tiouoe. U also keeps on band or furnishes to order, Cora-huik, Uair and Cot ton top Mattresses. Coffinb of Every Kind Made to order, and funerals attended with Hearae whenever dt sired. AUe. House Painting dona to order. The suhneriher alee manutae tnret, ard has constantly nn band, Cleneut'i Patent Washing Machine, the beat now in ate! Tbosi aing this machine never need be with out elean eltcea! He also baa Flyer's Patent ( burs, a superior article. A family using lb if Churn never need be without batter I AH the above and many other articles are fur niched to enrtoroers e beep for Cash or exchanged for approved rountry prfiflo'-e. Cherry, Maple, poplar, Linwood and otaer L amber auitable for Cabiuet work, tcken in txehaege for furnitn'-a. 4rRemttuber the shop Is on Market1 rtreet. Clearflold. Pa., and nnarly opposite tbe01d Jew Store." JOHN OCLICH. Koveaibsr 2ft( 1B62 j . CLKARFIELD MARBLE WORKS. Italian and Vermont Marble finUhcd la the highest atvle or the Art, Th luhwribcra Wg Irave to announce to the cititemof Clrnrfirld county, tint they horr opened an extensive Marbi V anion tbeaouth-west corner of Market and Fourth rtrets, Clt-arfifld. Pa., where they are prepared to make Toinb-StnrioA, Monu ment, Tomb, box Tid fideTomb, Cradle Tombs, Cemetery Porta, Mantle, Fhelr, Brtfkcts. etc., on short notice. Tbry always keep on hand a lare quantity of work fifti'tit'd, exi'f.t the letter ing, mi that person i ran call and wl-ct for them selves the style wanted. They will alo make to ordir any otlier rc of work that mny b desired, and they flatter tbemwlve thai they ran oompete with the manufacturers outride of the county, either in work man chip or price, as they only em ploy the best workmen. TyAU inquiries by letter promptly anfwcreJ. JrtllX M UCH. Hay 22, 1SG7. IlEMlY GI UCU. DRESS-MAKING. SPt; Ml, NOTK I-U-.PAri.SlAN DRK?3 AN D CLOAK MAKING Ladies eao bava their DreM, buita. Coats, and Bnaqnines band aoaiely made and t Honied, at the (shortest no ilea, at the old established stand, HM1 Chestnut street. Pai:a Jelphia. Fancy and plain Fans, Mantilla Ornaments, Press and Cloak Buttons, Kibhons. Clunr and ffuipure Lacea. Bugle and Wimp Drew Tri ta in In ga, with a large variety of 8t.ple and Fancy (iuodi.fum li to 5 per rent let than el.ewbera. Also, receiving daily. Parte fashions to tissua psper, fur Ladiea' and Children's Dressea. Reu of Patterns fur merchants and re, mnaers now ready, at Mrs. M A. BINDKM'S, Jts ly 1031 Cbeatnnt at., Philadelphia. Clearfield Nursery. ENCOURAGE HOME INDUSTRY. 'PIIK undrrtigned, having eMablishrd a Nar 1 on the 'Pike, about half way betweew Clearfield and Curwntvilie. it prepared to fur- . nub all V'mlir of l HI IT THKES. (standard and dwarf,) Evergreens, hmhhry, Grapa Vine, Uoo'cberriee, l.awton Blackberry, Im raw berry, and Hai berry Vines. Alio, Siberian frab Trees, Quince, and early acirlet Hhubarn, 4c. Orders promptly attended to. Addrer, j. p. wniont. ep23 ft5-y Corwersvills, Pa Attention, Soldiers. EQUALIZATION OF BOUNTY. VI. I, itoi.nir.HN of i-oi.-dj-'ni ,n Mitiilni to an lNTKEASbl) I'DIXIY. 1i.ii umlcrfijcif't I. prfjmml to p.illwt sit iicb H'.untic, a. well . the inrrpumit par to 8o!diert Widuw. All inq inrica acl ewniiiiinicatii'M an ..w.rc.l im.nij.tlr. Ili.rlnrjrr nwijitcil lnr. Polt Offier ail.lrv.f, CurwcnM-jlle, Pn. w.j-tr josiaii evaxs. OKI THE BKST." Mlir.l.lF.R A ttll.fOK'S llijhfi"! Premium, Lock Slit.-h. SEWING MACHINES. VI. L inquiries in reference to thir "A No. 1 Machine irimpMy afifwerrd. They can bo prM'nrvd from me at citv rri. UM. T. HAMll.TtiN, Agen. oetn-tf Luthersburg. Pa, LIVERY STABLE. THE unrirrairncd bee tare to inform the pub lic thitt he is now fully ptvparfd to emuntno lUte all in the way of funmhiug Horaea, Btiffgire, Saddles and Harness, on the shortest notice and on iva.onnt'le tennv itonidcnee on Locust street, between Third and Foarlh. hKD, W. GEAR HART. Cleatf.eH, Apr1! 11, IsfiT. Silver Wash Powder. Fares time, labor, money. iVake washing a pastime and Monday a festival. Sold every whew. Try it Address all orders to the Manufacturers, ZlKUI.hK SMITH. Chrmlsts and Uholepale hrucgista. nol4 ly 137 North Third r-L, Philadelphia. SnLIHKKX' BUT TIK A recent act has pured b 'th Houses of Congress, and signed by the PreiMdent, giving a three years' soldier f t"n and two ywVanM er f 0 bunfT. MHJI NTIES and Pl-NMONS collected hy me., fr these entitled to them. WALTKK liARRtTT. Atfy at Law, Clearf.eldPa. CI KOt tHIK to re bad at I MKKi: KbL A EOLHR'S. 1Xi:i TTUH MsTIt K Notice Is here J by giten that Letters Testamentary, hare ne-n granted to the snbscribers.oa the Karat of JOHN l. :(iVUHKRTV,doceaeed. late of Law rence townstrp, tieaiDeld county, Penn'a. All persona indebted to said KsUta are requested to make Immediate payment, anil thoe having claims acaint the same will present them du'y authenticated fur settlenv nt. F.L1.KN I orGlirnTT. Fi t1 scp4 f.t:pd jAMfcS M liLAVUHLIN, Li, Vfll1rR ATOM tHK IU Notice ia hereby gnea that letter of adminis'i-atio tMi I be estate ol Thomas Henry, dcft'ad, late of Fergtuun town. hip, Clearfield cuair. Pa., having bwn duly granted lo the nndrritied, all peraoos Indebted to aid estate will pirate make pnvwtrat, and thee hainj claims or demnndj will present them fur sttUcmcut withnit delsr. JnMAH IIFARV. WILLIAM HKNKT, Angn ?S W-7 ft. dwiv4rrT9r.