Itrtrk Vomcroy and hl$ renin.' She couldn't help it ! 1'oor soul I Nor could I ! It rained nil day, and all ntlit, all the next day, and all the day before. Three days ! I was walking from plantation to town, near if aeon, I)i irictof Bill Arp. I think it rained, as usual. I mw her glide, from cabin to cabin, from negro hoaso to aliode of negro, liko a buby duck, much on the waddle. She carried a little cadiag in her one band, and on her other alio held high towards the cerulean her skirts and ull sieh. She was tnll loveliness on Milts. I saw her from thedistance he hud black stockings, woro blue garters, and moved like n doctor on a visit to his first patiout ! I hastened to overtake her. I slid my umbrella over her waterfall. I aeked her to excuse me, she did and hitched crooks at onco. I was in my clement. And in mud. The woman was in white. Nlie was a blushing daughter of Now England. Sho was a gay damsel of many seasons. She was polisher of Hams, she know much about Hams. Sho was a sylph-like educator of nigger-rooms. Shotuught education to the ivorites she left the white regions and friends of N e w Eng land to come South and teach the liams, the little Hams by day and the Dig Iannis Dy uignt, as nlie continued bur teuchings by lightwood fires in a siark wood cabin. . r , . I went home with her. She told mo all. I could know no more. She wqs a feminine Yankee. She wan tod stamps. Home was nothing; she was on the make. She had not character sufficient to teach school in New Eng land, sho wag not handsome enough to go to New Orleans by sea and ride happiness on the "Evening Star," so she became a negro schooliat. As a beauty she was not above par, nor much else. As a school ist she was not brilliant. Smoked glass was not needed. As a lover of Hams, sho was not severe, but when it came to stamps, she woro her prcttyi all the lime. Sho told me that her lather's came was Stone. ' Her name was Penman Stone. It was a Bible name it meant li-ciovt Stone. She was a Btone. Pcninah Stone. Being from Home 1 was not' ac countable, so I made lovo to her. We wandered to hc.r abodo. We courted till morning. Then I went with her to school. Sho moved among the Hams liko a silvor thimble in a drin- pinir panful of breeches buttons. She wasn t much of a catch, but better than no catcb. Sho was one of the sloutmindcd. Her early years wore spent in chewing gum, weeding on ions, pounding stone and such little amuse ments,. incidental to cw England, coupled with psalm-singing and pray ing for damnation to rest upon all who were sinners. Pcninah was a sprightly sylph. She could harness an ox, split rails, stick a Log and do all manner of mien music. We loved. It was a matter of profit. Being a New Englander, she had no heart. Simply a Stone. Hard er than a brick, ily cherished one in one volume as yet unopened and un read. We walked about among the cabins of bcr lambs. She was chief engineer of a nigger teaching ahop, and of a hair oil trunk. We mean dered under the black jacks and honey suckles. First she'd sling her arms about my neck and kiss me, then she'd kiss the little lambs. Said I : "Peninah, sweet one, why kisseth thou the littlo be thopiaus ." Then she I it her eyes into mine and said : "The more wo kiss 'cm the more hair oil, brass rings, photographs and play-things we sell 'em !" Ah, I see charming Peninah kihS 'em all around from cabin to cabin Ham to Ham from infancy to old gc and sell 'em gewgaws, for of such is the kingdom of New England and be tbopians are the profit. And we sat on a mossy bank, watch ing the little Hams basking in the sun as they wallowed in the warmnth, and thus twisted our love together. Said my sweet Peninah : "Ob, Brick, its nice 1 Let ns wed and be happy. ' I'll support you; I'm a Yankee schoolist, not handsome enough to be ornamental, or I should bave'gone farther south ; but I'm sov-; eral on tho make. I'll make mutton of the lambs in time. There's no need ' of us at borne. So I came here to make my money. I kiss the little Hams I pet 'cm and caresa 'em I tell 'cm that the good Abraham was their Saviour, that he sent me on purpose ; that I love them so dearly ; that they are, oh so sweet to mo, and tbnt in a few years each of them, male and female, shall be in Congress from Massachusetts. And I pat their little heads and kiss Ibcir lips, and sell them primers and reader at five hundred per cert profit, and I scll'em 'purthy things' and I fines 'em for not learning their lessons, and sells each of 'cm my rhotograph for a dollar, each of 'em !ue clay grcatt for half a dollar a box, nd manage to diddle the little Hams out of all their stamps and to make teachin' a biff business. Ain't I a nice girl, dear, dear, gentle Brick ?" And she kissed me again and again, till I had a link of wool left on my lips, when she with a smile pillowed my ngile head upon bcr spiral indica tor and then went on : "Oh it's nice to bo a be thopian schoolist We are from home. We are on the make. There are some teachers here that are good but not sharp. They don't sicc ulate as we do. They simply teach for therr salaries. But they arc not Yankees, only half brteds. I can make enough here in a year, oft and n, to buy a plantation, then we'll et un for nabobs ! Let us wed. I'll teach 'cm : you soap 'era. We'll wed. I Ynn im Xnrth as a Southern iovali.st : 1 I'll fn Xnrth nn an injured female: we'll do the darkies, anil, then do the , tl.H North. This is a Vt ' business. I'm from New England; oh j 1 lie main- l.-ta imitn am! be hinuv." i I in to wed Peninab. She is a most desirable darling. So sweet, so kind, j o financial in affections, such a devo-, ted christian that I know I shall be happy. And we'll be rich. While I : whine injured loyalty np North Peni- j rah wilUkin the Hams here. We ll j mku be bondholders, free from taxa-, lioo, and regular New Kngland aristo- crats. Bring me a littlo nigger j sweet little 11am I'll kiis hiin once j forPenin.h M.L-ino-lv thine. .... , .. ... - . . "Bkicb"'' Pomirot. . I CLEARFIELD IREPUBLICAN. GEO. B. GOODLANDIR, Proprietor. VOL. 35-AVIIOLE NO. .Irictnus li'ard'i lAtnt. Tho following epistle from the la mented Artomus Ward, has only been reeonlly given to tho public : I was sitting iu tho bar, quietly smokin a frugal pio, when two mid- aie-agca and stern looking females anu a young and pretty female sud denly entered tho room. They were accompanied by two umbrcllcrs and a negro gentleman. "Do you fool for tho down-trodden ?" said one of tho females, a thin faced and sharp voiced person in green spectacles. "Do 1 feel for it .'" answered the landlord ; in a puzzled voice "Do I feel fori If" "Yes : for tho oppressed, tho beuited V "In as much as to which f" auid tho landlord. "You see this man?" said tho female pintin her umbrellor at the negro gentleman. "Yes, marra, I seo hiio." "Yes !" said the lemulo, ruisin' her voico to u exceeding high pitch, "you seo bim, and he's your brother !" "No, I'm darned if be is !" aaid the landlord, hastily retreating to his beer casks. "And yours:" shouted the excited female, addreasin me. "He is also your brother." "No, I think not marm," I pleasantly replied. "Tbo nearest wo come to that color in oar family was in the case of my brother John, lie had the janders fur several years, but they finally left bim. Iam happy to state that at the present time he hasn't solitary juuder." "Look at this man !" screamed tbo female. I looked at him. Uewaaan able-bodied, well dressed, comfortablo looking negro. He looked as though bo might heave three or four good meals day into him without a mur mur. "Look at that down-trodden man!" cried tho female. "Who trod on him f" I inquired. "Villins! des pots I" "Well," said the landlord, "why don't you go to the villins about it ? Why do you como here, tellin us niggers is our brothers, and brandiBhin your umbrellera round like a lot of IuuyticsT You're wurs than the spirit rappers." "Have 3-ou," said middle- aged female No. 2, who was a quieter sort ot a person, "have you no senti ment no poetry in your soul no love for tho beautiful r Dost never go into tho green fields to cull the beautiful flowers?" "I not only dost,'' said the landlord, in an angry voice, "but I'll bet you five pound you can't bring a man ns dures say I duest." "The littlo birds," continued the fe male, "doent not lovo to gaxo onto them V "I would I were a bird, that I might fly to thou V I humorously sung, casting a sweet glance at the firetty young woman. "Doo't yon ook that way at my dawtcr," said fcmalo No. iy in a violent voico; "you're old enough to bo her father." '"'Twos an innocent look, dear mad am," I softly said. "You behold in me an emblem of innocence and purity. In fact, I start for Homo by tho first train to-morrow, to sit as a model to the celebrated artist, who is about to sculp a statute, to bo called Swoct Innocence. Do you s'pose a sculptor would send for me for that purpose unless he know'd I was overflowing withinnocency? Don't make an error about me." "It is my opinyn," said the lead in' female, "that you're a scof fer and a wictch ! Your mind is in a wusser beclouded state than the poor negroes we are seeking to aid. You are a groper in the dark cellar of sin. O sinful man 1 There I a spsrkllng fount, Conn, O coma and drink. No ; too will not come and drink." "Yes he will," said the landlord, "if you'll treat. Jest try him.r "As for you, said tne enragoa temaie to tno fan'lord, "yon are a degraded bein, too low and vulgar to talk to." "This is the sparklin fount for mo, dear sis ter 1 cried the lan lord, drawing and drinking a mug of beer. Having uttered which goak, he gave a low rumbling larf, and relaxed into silence. "My colored trcn, 1 said to tne negro kindlv. "what is it all about?" He said they were trying to raise-money to send missionaries to the Southern State in America to preach to the vast nnmber of negroes recently made free there. Ho said they wore with out the gospel. They were without tracta. I aaid, 'Mv fren, this is a scris matter. I admire you for trj-io to belp the race to which you belong, and far be it from me to say anything agin carrjin the gospel among the blacks of the Sonth. Let the gospel ao to tbem by all means But I hap- pen to individooally know that there are some thousands of liberated blacks in the South who are starvin. I don't blame anybody for this, but it is. a very sad fact. Some are really too ill to work, some can't get work to do, and others are too liwlirth to see any necessity for workin. I was down there last winter, and I observ ed that this class had plenty of praai h in for their souls, but skan-e any vit tles for their stummux. Now, if it is proposed to send flourand bacon along w ith the gospel, tho idea is really an excellent ono. If on the t'other hand it is proposed to send preachin alono, all I can say is that it's a hard caso for the niggors. If you expect a col- ored person to gel deeply ntercsiod in a trart when i his stuinmuck is emp- Iv. rou expect too much. I gave the negro as much as I could afford, and the kind hearted nd the kind hearted lan'lord did the same. I aaid, "Farewell, my colored 1 said, "rareweil, my coiorcu oonu, as no man living cuu nianu 11 I wish you well,cortainly. Y'oujout, and posterity will bo as much fren. are now as iree as tne eagie. io n bim and soar. But don't attempt to convert a Ethopean person while his etummuck yearns for vittles. And you, ladies I hope you are ready to help the poorand unfortunate abroad." When they had gone the lan lord said, "Come into tho garden, Ward." And wo went and cullod some carrots for dinner. , a - A little bov in New York made a - , kite of bii father's seven thirties. 2030. ' .CLEARFIELD, PA., THURSDAY, AUGUST 8, J 867. NEW SERIES-VOL. 8, NO. 3. Trial of the tr on Id-he .snM of the Vxar. Tho Paris correspondent of the Lon don Timet gives the following details of tho triul of Berecowski, the Inland er, who attempted to shoot tho Csnr of liussia, while riding in a carriage with the .braporor JNapoleon, at Paris, in ilay last : The court was crowded soon after tho doors wero opened. Thero were no women prenont, but a great number of Polish emigrants of the highest class, and also a great number of public functionaries. On- the table in front of the judge was deposited the materinl evidence of tho crime the pistol with its broken barrel. There was also a packet of books and pamphlets which had formed the library of tho prisoner, registers, ammunition, and a black paletot found in a wine shop. After tho jury woro balloted for, the prisoner was brought in. Ho took his seat on tho bench lor tho accused, between two gendarmes. Ho pre sented very youthful apneursnce. with an opcu countenance; his head erect, though without any air of bra- vatio; msiorenead high, remarkably fineeyes, and an intelligent expression of countenance His complexion is paie; bis nuirot a light cbostnutoolor. restores protection to lile and proper He carried his right arm in a scarf of ty, through tho instrumentality of black silk. On entering ho smiled at bit advocate, II. E. Arago, conversed with bim a few momenta, and then saluted some persons of his acquaint ance whom be saw in -court. After the nsual preliminaries, the proceed ingswero opened by tho presiding! judge, M. Berthclin, ordering tho read- ing of tho indictment, which was done by ono of the clerks of tho court. Tho prisoner had declared in answer to the judgo's questions, that his namo was Antonio Berczowtski, that ho was twenty years old, that he was born at Kotszysuy (Volhynia,) that he was a mcchunis by profession, and that be resided in tbo iUio Mercodul. In tho coarse of bis examination by the judge, he avowed his intention of killing tho Czar whenever he had an opporluni- 2', and said ho had long contemplated )ing so. Ho denied having commu nicated his project to aoy ono. In the courso of the examination tho President asked : "Do yon think you bitd a right to kill a sovereign ? Yes sir, because he has murdered my country ; becauso with a stroke of the pen he has sent into Siberia all the youth ot Poland, and condemned aw hole people to exile or to death. "The jury will judge of your an swer. But i ask of you, what would happen if another breast bad received the blow you aimod at tho Czar ? Impossible. 1 bad no thought of kill ing the Emperor ot the French. "Bo it so; but you had no thought of hitting the bead of the equerry's horse ? No, sir. "You aoo, thon, that a bullet is nev er sure, and that the hand that air.s it may miss. You did not reflect that tho Emperor of France of France from whom you receive hospitality, of whom you have so justly spoken, was exposed to danger. You did not re flect that you might mako other vic tims equally innocent ? All I could say is, that I could not resist the im perious voice of my heart." Among tho witnesses called for the defence was a former lieutenant-colonel of tho Lancers of Volhynia. He said that Bcreovrski, who hud sorvod under bim during tho insurrection, was ono of the best soldiers in bis reg iment. Ho wnsainenabletodisciplino, and was loved by his officers and com rades lie bad takon great interest in him, because he was tho youngest of his soldiers, and ho was passion ately attached to the cause of Poland. When tbo insurrection was put down ho wept "like a Christian who had lost his mother." He exhorted him to look out for employment of some kind. Ho went to Liege, and was engaged in a manufactory. Ho only know two nations his own country, and another which some times assisted them and it was for that ho came to r ranco. "All his acts," continued tbo colonel, "all his studies converged to one idea only the salvation ol lolund. 10 complete his education lie found moans of saving lx.'if., out of wagos of 6f.,'a day. Ho road with avidity all that fell into his hands, "especially all that was in conformity with his patriotic sentiments." Another Polish officer gave similar testimony. Tho direc tor of the college, M. Uoinjon, whero the prisoner had studied, spoke highly of him. "He was," he said, "regular in bis habits, docile, studious, sincere ly religious, and an excellent comrade.'.' The jury were twenty minutos in considering their verdict. On hearingtho sentence imprison ment, at bard labor, for lilo tho pris oner, whose countenance betrayed not the slightest emotion, bowed and with drew smiling. It is said that bad Bcrezowski been condemnod to death, the .Emperor would have commuted tho sentence; and that tho Czar, before leaving Paris, had requested him to do so. A wag who is familiar with the gen eral stenography of lloraco Greeley's hand writing, says tliut lloraco was perfectly safe in signing Jeff. Davis" puzzled ovor tne signature as it is about the authorship of the Junius tracts. Tho remaining portion of Table Hock, at Niagara Falls, was blown away from tho main rock on the 2iith ult. by a blust of two huudred pounds of powder. The Kmnross of tho French makes an annual tour of tho hospitals, luna - ' tic asylums and churitaule institutions. 4 PRINCIPLES-NOT MEN. Jlrricv Wore and Womr. The news from Mexico, shows thnt tho Itcign of Terror is gaining strength wiin every now uruugiit ol human blood. Tho people appear to bo mad for the moment, and thoir leaders ap pear utterly powerless -to stay the tor rent of vengeance which is now over taking all who pre not Mexicans. Even that proviso has not saved tho life of the woll known General Vi-j duurri, whose exploits along the lino, of tho Kio Grando during the past few I years, had made his name w-11 know in vuo united Mates. M,e are not ap prised of the charges ngainst bim. riattt, however, is a mnltcr of but liU tle aoeouiil. SSuu to 1m "JneUon ist" now, is to bo a traitor, and to bo a traitor is to boa sympathiser with foreigners, and to be a sympathiior with foreigners is "to bo shot." Gen. O llaran has also been sent to his finul account, not by the bullets cf Diat, nor .Ku-obedo, but by "an in furiated mob." ine .Mexicans are now passing! inrougn tnoir jacoutnieal era, and tho lieign of Terror and Blood will have ; its way, we supposo, until, passing 'through all the regular gradations, some new military dictator or despot the sword. . i ThelhU of Maximilian has undoubt- edly openod tho door again to "chaos" in Mexico. As one evil passes away in that distracted country, another arises to keep the nation iu continued uncertainty of its futo. To irive an idea of the number and varioty of dynasties which have ful- lowed one another in rapid succession during the tumultuous epochs of tho past forty-five years in Mexico, we ap pend the following list of rulors in that country since tho timo of its In dependence, in the year lsil : 131. Ilorl.Me, nrnfral-ln-t'hief. 122. llurliiile, Kin)inir. 11. Uaueraia Utuirrcrn, Craro snd Vt;rct. Dictator. Ml. Oi-namJ Victor!, PrtniJenl. (iennraj tVilrara, 1'rriidenL IH2K. (Inarrarn, liictab. 1.".0. Ku.tainrnl, l'rr.idroL IS'll. I'Kliata.l'rv.i'li-at. ls:ti. Santa Anna, l'rr.i.lont. 1R.17. lla.lrwnt, PrMi.lfnt. 1X10. ii-niral Farioua, I'n-.i.lrnt 1X11. Ruttatnrnla, fWld'-fiL ' 1XU. Kanta Anna, IV.i.lriit. lsf.1. UcUmncntof Santa Aonaf ancoeaaor aot known. 1SI4. Pant Anna, HH.ttor. lX4i. Uenaral Caraljo, t'nutidenL 1M7. Joap Ju?lo faro, Prvtmleut, IK 17. Parxloa, fmidi'lt. xH. Santa Anna, Tmidcnt. 1S. llerrara, Pruaitlent, . i . , Ixiu. Anata, I'rantlrnt. oi. J... CluihM, Praal.lmt.. , lx;,. M.'iiui-i i.iii..iii'1ii, I'n.wlrnt. ixsn. Xanla Anna, I'midnt. April 10. - lx.,.1 Santa, Anna, Dictator, Poo, 10, , 1SJS. All am, Pictalor. lxiS. Comonfort, l'rcailcnt. " lXi.. Miramon. 'ia l'nwideut. 1 . lxiV. Zujoam, 1'rr.i.lrnL IXflQ. Miramon, I'tTiMilunL xnl. Juarea, 1'rc.iilrnt. lxril. Maximilian, Eupcrorj and Juap-ft, l'rca 1draU 1M17. Maximilian fallen, and Juarcf Preiiilcnt j(y this it win he seen mat -Mexico has passed the forms of a Uepublic, . Umpire, and Dospotism.rctnrning to a so-called Pcpublic, but not to tranquil ity and rcposo.ns shown by tho upris ing which contending chieftains and factions have ct nmcneed afresh since Maximilian's fall. "Chaos has como again." This stato of things all arises from the fuct that the Mexitansaro a Mon gol race a mixture of whites, ne groes and Indians creatures of the Charles Sumner persuasion, and the class that liadicalism is preparing for this country. Two IMys Snrrfnt- at Hodge" I Mill. From the Willlam.jnrt (Pa.) Oaaetle On Friday and Saturday, July 19 and 20, the great mill belonging to Messrs. Jiodgo & Co., in this place, made the largest ran ever known on this river, and wo aro inclined to be lieve on any mill in tho United States or Canada. The mill runs three li.rge gangs and one pony or clapboard gang, with tho necessary gates to slab for tho samo. Gang No. 1 was not in racing condition, as tho saws wero worn down to an average width of three and a half inches, nml would only carry the lightest feed. The mill run precisely twolve hours each day. On Friday lan No. 1 rut Sfl,S feet. (tang No. taut i.:,M.1 " Oanj No. 3 cut S7,T(I Pony dang cut H.M.i " TotaL. 2a,7M " Also, GK,000 plastering luth and 4,000 fencing pickets. On Saturday lan( No. 1 tut Si.lll feet (lane. No. 2 cut (ianff No. 3 eat Pony tlang cut ..U'ii,.:.u .. CI.4IS .. lx,7H7 ,.27i,7li4 Tolal... Also, 00,000 plastering luth and 5,000 fcncingpickcts; makings total in two days of 5;12,521 feet of lumber, 128,000 lath and 0,000 pickets. If any mill in tho United States will show an cqnsl product from same amount of gates, we will try agnin being satisfied that Dodgo'a mill can out a thousand feet every two minutes lor twelve hours. The accidents of Friday amounted to four hours' top- nnu "7 w,y,,,ul "yury.yen page, of the Pony Gang and two and w.c Mnf 'J to '? "8"? ,,af"1' a half hour's stoppage of Gang No. 1. 1 J1,e T'"BC1, ln ,";h ,,he V The lumber wasall well manufactured. , from t,' l.,oar ? 11,3 ho.U(l a''')' Not ono hundred feet Wa, spoiled in .',d "J. cavities when t tho two days. The thicknesses were . ,lu",1d is. Un ,n 'ca 1!!h1or ,,ian 11,0 five-eighths. four.fourllis,.ix.foartllf' h.'c5,re' " l "tenses nt .;..m S i.. on.l ton....,,-.!.. tiJ : cnlJ with lever, tho hoad should bo li ... m..n,i .n,i eoni.,i he Messrs. A ull. Garrett and Amos. iron. tlenien whoso characters for integrity and accuracy are undoubted. Tho mill dock is in charge of our well known fellow-citlzon, John G. Marvin, whose ability as a sawyer is second to nono on the river. The power depart ment is nnder the able command of u. 1. Jones, .sa. i ne nuns are nntier the superintendence of Col. Bern. W. ibompson WfiMl ( hitrtu. "No frn-nian ahall ho takim or fiririannril, or diaaeiaad of till freehold of hit libertlM or fna nua- m, or be outlawed or hani.linl, or in way do aln.yed : and wa will not pam opon hint, nor con demn him but by tua law-judgiuent of hi jinera, or by Hie law. of the land. Wa will aell (refiirriiijr m j.....r sliu iu aumitii.tranon) to no man, and we will not den,, nor defer either rulil or iuitice . "o.T uian. Tho abovo is an extract from manna charta, a charter of liberty extorted from King John b' our seini-barhari- an ancestors in the year 1215. In tho conjirmato chartarium in tho reign of King Edward, 12117, and in tho reign of Henry 111, thero was a liko declar ation. From that timo to the present tho violation of this charter bus been thought a "ultieiont in-minil for llm deposition und even exueutiou of a British Sovereign. Even in those, barbarous ages, a right to trial by a jury of his peers was thought to bo an e&pontiul safe guard to tho individual. This right was ro-usocrteJ in our Declaration of . cepundenco. Y'et to-day, living un der the American flag, are twelve mil lion people denied tho right of trial bv a jury ot their peers. Any ono of ail these millions n,a v nt the present day, III t hlR ftn.l-tilliul liilwl ill t Iwi fWn 1.A taken or imprisoned, or disseized of his ireouold or tree customs, muy bo "outlawed or banished, or in any way destroyed," at the will and pleasure of a military commander who is not even responsible for his acts to his military superior. According to our theory of govern ment ull power is vested iu tho peo ple. In a large section of our country the people are at tho present time de prived of all power, and are as much at tho mercy of arbitrary rulors, as aro tho denizens o( the most despotic country upon tho face of tho earth. Wo have Leon told, and wo believe, that, this country cannot remain half slave and half free. The pooplo of tho JNortli cannot onsluvo tho pooplo of the South without creating a gov ernment which in tho end will en croach upon their own liberties.' If thoro is any historical fact, moro Important ns a lesson to us, than any other, It is this. No free pooplo ever succeeded in enslaving another free people without losing their own liber ties, as a necessary consequence of their ambitious folly. Salem States man. ' ' ' ' ; ' aTlr. Clay onrf the float. ' ' 1 " Almost everybody in Washington City remembers an old goat which formerly inhabited Nayior's livery stablo on Pennsylvania Avenno. Tho nnimnl was, in an prooaointr, the most independent citizen of the me tropolis : he belonged to no pnrty, though he frequently gave passengers striking proofs of his adhesion to tho leveling principle, for, whenever a per son slopped anywhere in his vicinago, liilly was sure to mako nt him, horns and nil. The boys took deliuht In ir- ritatinr? tho lontr boarded irentlemnn. o . F . . ' and lreqncntiy so annoyed him that he would mako war against lamp- posts and trees to their great amuse ment. One day tho luminary of tho West, Henry Clay, was passing tho Avenue, and seeing tho boys intent on worry ing Billy into a fever, stoppod and, with his characteristic humanity, ex postulated with them on their cruelty. The boys listened in silent awe to the eloquent appeal of tho great states man ; but it was all Cherokooto Billy, who, the ungrateful scamp, nroso ma jestically upon his hinder legs, and mndo a dexperntc plungo at bis friend and advocate, Mr. Chiy, who, although ho had not "shun a Mexioan," proved too'mnch for his horned assailant. Ho soized hold of both horns of the dilem ma, und then came the "tug of war," for Greek had met Greek. The strug gle wtis long and doubtful. "Huh !" exclaimed the statesman, "I've got you fast, you rascal 1 I'll teach you bet tor manners. But boys," continued ho, tinning to tho laughing urchins, "what shall 1 do now !"' "Why, trip up his feet, Mr. Cluy," said they. Mr. Clay did us be was told, and lifter many severe efforts brought liilly down on bis side. Here he looked ul the boys imploringly, as if to say, "I never was in such u fix before" Tho combatants wero nearly ex hausted. Gouty had the advantage, for he was gaining breath all tho while that tho statesman was losing it. "Hoys," excliiinvd bo, pulling and blowing, "this is rather awkward bus iness,' wliut am I to do J" m "Why, don't you know," said a lit tle fellow, making preparation to run as bespoko "All you've got to do is let go and run liku blazes '." a) an a Lvino m Bm. It is oftou n ques tion amojig pcoplo who are unac quainted with the anatomy and phys iology of men, whether lying with head cxaltod or level with tho body, is tho most wholesome. Most, con sulting their own caso on this point, argno in favor of that which they prefer. Now. although many delight ,n ,00 sler'S ine.r neaos hi mgni, PT nenrly on a level with the ' ?nd to accustom 01) danger. Metlirnl Jvvrnal. Sinco Conprussman Slinnks has ! made a hot by of Mexican interference, i malicious members itilude to it as I Shunks' rnsre. , ami "I novcr was ruinoj but twice," j said a wit; "ones whon I lost ft law- j suit, and once when I gained one." TEEMS $2 per annum, in Advance. "A little nonaana bow and thon, I rrli.hed by the bert ot men." All men can act well few can write paint or carvo woll. Conceited pooplo aro always happy they do so enjoy themselves. Why ore trout liko poor buss ball piayersr liecauso they aro often "cauglitout on a fly." Why is a fly ono of the tallest of insects 1 liucause he stands ovor six leet, without shoes or stockings. Quills aro things that are sometimes taken Irom the pimoiia of ono gooso to spread tho opinions of another. Uo wont our own contentment, we should labor not so much to increuso our substance as to moderate our do- uiro. That was an awkward mistake of Wigsby, in attempting to remove an artificial bug from a lady's hair, aud Dringtng down all tho "twist attached to her head by that ornament. An old miser having listened to a rnre nlitmiarir. iliiuviniA in I. n -. , ,1 . ,.IllBl 8crmon . f ' - .i .. . J proves tho necessity of almsgiving, that I have almost a mind to big." "What Is that?" said tho Sunday school teacher, pointing to the letter O. "Jhinno, said tho urchin "What do you say whon you stub your toes r "Daru it," was tbo precocious reply. A John Bull, conversing with an Indian, asked hi n if ho knew that tho sun never sets on the Queen's domin ions. "No, said the Indian. "Do you know the reason why?" asked John. "Because God is afraid to trust an Englishman in tho durk," was the savago's reply. Somo poor fellow who has been jilted, we should judge, and brought to gnei by some lair ono thus re venges his wrongs: "Eve did not know as much as her daughters of the present day. Hud they been in her place, instead ot being deceived, they I A t J T J.l i wouiu nuvs aoccivca mo aevil. The wifo of a celebrated physician one day, casting her eye out of the window, observed her husband in the funeral procession of ono of his pa tients, atwhleh sho exclaimed: "1 do wish my husband would keep away imm such processions; it appears too much liko a tailor carrying home n:s worn. , . , , One exceedingly hot day iu July, a ncigniKir moi nn old mun and ro- says Joo, "if It wasn't for one thing, I should say w were going to have a thaw." "What is tbut?" inquirod his friend. "There's nothing froze," says joo. ino old man wont on 111s way, much enlightened. Two school teachers in Indiana fell out and hud a fight. A great crowd was, of eourso, the necessary conso quonoA A nervous individual came up in breathless excitement, and in quired of a wag tho cause. ."Why," said he, "they fell out about spelling tho word 'bird.' One said it was 'byrd,' and tho other contended that it was 'burd.' " A Quaker gentleman, riding in a corriogo with a fushionahlo ludy, deckrd with a profusion of jewelry, heard her complain of tho cold. Shiv ering in her lace bonnet and shawl, us ligh', as cobwebs, sho cxcluimod : "What shall I do to get Warm f" '!l really don't know," replied the Quaker, solemnly, "unless thee should put on another breast pin I" An exchango says truly that "you may put a thousand excollont things in a newspaper, and novcr hear a word of approbation flora its renders ; but juxt let a line or two not suited to their tasto slip in, (though by acci dent,) and you will be sure to hear of it." There is more trouble in keeping a newspaper freo from objectionable things, than in tilling it twieo over. J. It. was a stingy old crcaturo, eager for money, but ho was a zealous mem ber of a church, and ostentatious in his roligious exercises. "John," said Catharine to her brother, "what could Jiavo made Jhat old wretch a Christ ian; "1 ran tell you, said John; "ho has heard that tho streets of tho New Jerusalem are paved with gold, and he is determined to get there." "Sir," said an old Scotch jrotnnn to her minister, "I dinna ken a part of your sermon yeslosuay." "Indeed I what was it!" "Yousuid tho Apostles used the figure of circnnilocution, nnd I dinna ken whnl it means." "Is that all f It's very plain. Tho figure of circumlocution is merely a periphrastic mode of diction." "Oh 1 ah '. is thut all?" said tho good woman, "what a pulr fool I wero not to understand that:" At Adams' Express Office, in Phila delphia, on Tuesilay, directed to tho United States Hotel, Atlantic City, was a box mudo of lalchwood, light almost as pastboard, thus tenderly in-scribod- "to Tim Kxrnraa inr.xT. "Tlii portage contain a duck of a bonnet : Ktrr.niAn, I r-rny you.ilaee nolhinir nt.on It Ti. made of a ribbim, atraw and feather. The whole with a pottage .tamp fattened lii;cthcr. P. owner, a lnin-l. If youlhlul and fair, but, like Mora McKlini.y, haa nothing to wear. llcWNre.thrn, K up re" in an ! 1 pray you lakcheed, Anil forward (hi bonnet with care and with ..peed." As ono of tho Dover, (England) vol unteers was passing along, riflo in bund, ho was accosted by a precocious urchin, who cried out : . "Who shot the dog t" , This saying our friend appearod by no. mouut to relish. So, turning, lis "' ! ),fl ftro not off ory soon, I'll shoot a donkey.". WJiereupon the boy, rallinrr out to ono of his companions, rejoined : "1 say, Bill, look beret tliii fellow is going to commit suicide." ?t (Ttrarliria flfjmMlran. Terms of Mlrrlptlu. If paid In advance, r within three months 00 If paid after Hint anil before u month. I It 11 paid after Ihr eapiration 11 .11 month.., I Halra il AilvrrtiaJiiu,, Tran.iriil advcrttefiiirnl, per square of 10 litiMor leva, I timea or ieaa... Kor ra h eiibeeoiienl lliaertioii .el i" Admini.lralora' and KxtH-utora' uotitrea Auditor! notices , Caution and K.fray , IHiioiltitlon notice lacal notice, per lino Obituary notice, over trt line, pur line,-... ProfeiiHial Card, 1 year YRAM.r AnVKRTIKMKMTa. ill 1 ill I in I 4 I ou 15 10 i UU I anuara SS nil I I oolumn- tih 00 J aquaria. I.i III! 4 column- 411 oil J auaro.r.....,2it ((J I column- 74 till Job Work. ' - BLAK. Singlo quir... M Ml S qulraa. parqulrel S qulraa, par quire, II (III Ovor , pur qulr. 1 til ' HA mn u. La. i (heat, IS or le,?l 60 I i elieet, J.l or lew.M 40 i ahaol, 2i or U.., J 5(1 1 aheel, li or loaa, S 00 Over ii of each of above ai proportionate ratoa - tiEO. B. UOObLANDKK, Kdilor and Proprietor. inisffllanrouj. CHEAP FURNITURE. JOHN GULICII DVSIRE3 to infgrio bit aid friend and eua tomera, that baring enlarged hi ahop and iuoraaaed hi facililie for manuiaeturinir. ha ia now prepared to make to order ueh Furniture at may k deairad, in (rood atyl and al cheap ratoa for CABU. U (eaaraily a a on hand, at kit maara ursiTur"aAOnY'wbicn' Vra ' BUREAUS AND SIDE-BOAttDS. Wardrobaaand Book-Caei; Centra, Sofa, Parlor, breakfast and Dining Eitaition Table; Com mon, French. poat.Culiare.Jenny-LInd and olber Bedrtead ; H faa or all kind, Work-Hand, Hat-rack, Waeb-lUad; Rocking and Arai Cbaira apring-aeat, nana bottom, parlor, oom mon and other L'bain: Looking-Ulaaaaa ofererr dearripuaa) on band ,' and bow ghuaaa for old triune., which will pa pot in an vary reasonable ttrml on ahortaat aoiiaa. - He alao keeni on band or furnUhea to erdar, Cora-kuk, Jlair mui Cot ton top MaiUeaaea. , . , Coffins of EvEnr Kind Made to order, and funeral al tended wltk a Hearse whenever deaired. Alao, Houao Painting dona to order. Tbo aubearibor alao maoufao- taras, and haa aoniiaatly wa kand, Clement Patent Washing Machine, lbs best now la use ! Tboss using this nachino oerar need bo with out clean clothes I 11 also haa Flyer's Patent Churn, a superior article. A family oaing this Churn aovar naod bo witaoul butler 1 . . All (bo aboro and many other articles aro far- Dished to customers cksap for Caoi or exchanged, for approved country produce. Cherry. Maple, Poplar, Linwood and other Lumbar suitable for Cabinet work, taken la ixcbango for farnitura. Xf Remember lbs shop ia on Market street. Clraroeld, Pa., and nearly oppoaite the "Old Jew Store." JOHN OULlt'U. Noeembsr It, ISd y . CLEARFIELD MARBLE WORKS. Italian aud Vermont Marble flnKhcd. la . the lilKhent style of the Art. Thn fnhw.trr bc rntt t annoonet to tba iliunanf ClttHiold t'Unly.tb&t tlicy harvnpenrti an rxinriivn Mnrble 1 anl on thrauiiih-wpot crar iff Market antl Kmtrlh rtrwtii, ( lrr1irl J. whfr thvf are pn-jMUvd to maaa Tumb-iStoaei Munu mrntit. Toin'm, bui an 'I rlpTtuii, Cnulle TuuiKn. Vtmtterr Fonta. Man(l?t. Hbelrn. Bracktla, tc un fbort nntira. They mlwaya kwp on hand m larpf quantity of work finifheti, exct-pt (lie Irttcr in. to thai pcrauna can will mid arlcwt fur titan- fft-Irua tha ftylt wnnUl. They will a)o make to onhr any othrr atrle v( work tht mmy ba defiird, aaJ thy AatUT tUaiuavlvat that tbry eaa ovmpata with the niauufatiturvri oulfida if the county. either in workmanship or jirtea, m thej aely aio- srAll inqumcf nj letter fimtnptiy anvwrred, M.y ,i., 1 MX.Ml.-!iPl HATCHETS. rpiiB 1 tbo K beui and cboapaat (or tha aoo Miner are oaa manufactured by JENKINS 4 TONGUE, ' PHILADELPHIA. 1 Fhingling, Lathing, Claw and Broad, made of tha beat eait.ateal and warranted as good or better than any others made in the t'nlted States, and sold at mucb lower price than anr other really flnt-elass hatchets. They aro tem pered by olo of tho arm, 8. J. Tongue, who possesses a peculiar faculty that might bo called "Steel oa the Brain," Which bas gircn his tools a great celebrity In lhea parts. TRY tllK.M. Kot. D.1 and 3J Richmond Street i tas nd can uo Third r tract cross Richmond, near ths works. myS.Vni 1 DRESS-MAKING. SPl.l 1A1. MHICI' PARISIAN PRESS AND CLOAK MAKINU.-Ladie ean hare their Dresses, Suits, Coats, and lUsquloeo hand somely made aod trimmed, at the ahortesl ao. tlce. at tho old-aitablUhed sund, 1031 Cbeslnut treat, Philadelphia. fancy and plain rant. Mantilla Ornaments, Dress and Cloak Buttons, Ribbons, Cluny and Huipure Laces, Itugls anil (limp Dross Trim mings, with a large rnriety of Staple and Fanry Uoods.from S6 to 911 per cent, lees than elsewhere. Also, reeeiring daily, Carls fashions ia li.His pirer, for Ladies' and Children Dreaies. Sola af Pattorna for merohanu and dress mnker now ready, at Mrs. M. A. BINDER'S,-. Jj Iy 1031 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. Clearfield Nursery. ENCOURAGE HOME INPI STKY. TIIR undcr.lgned, baring established a Nur aery oa the 'Pika, about half way between Clearfield and Curwen.rine, is prepared ta fur nlsh all kinds of FRt'IT TREES, (standard and dwarf,) Krergreens, rihrobbery, Urapo Vines, Goo.eberrles, Lawton Illackberry, Strawberry. and Rasborry Vines. Alio, Siberian Crab Trees, (Juiaee, and early seirlct Rhubarb, ao. Ordan promptly attooded to. Addrc, d. V. WRIOIIT. tep2 ti y CurwsnsTills, Pa 9 Attention, Soldiers. EQUALIZATION UK 110UNTV. VI. I, IWil.DIKIIH Of Irml.'tll-MiS aro enlillrl to an 1N( 1IKASKII HOt'MV. i ba ontleraignH is prepared U collect all such Bounties, a wrll as llio increaaril pay to Suldicr' Widows. All Inquiries and eotnlnunicatioa an swered promptly. . Dierhai gr reeciptt-d for. Post Oflife aililiT., Curwi'li illc, Pa. wpVtf JOHIAI1 RVASS ."(1!I THE BKST."" . WIIF.r.I.F.R WILWiVS '. Ilisheet I'rrminm. Iek flilc h. SEWING MACHINES. 4 LT, Inquiries iu reference to till A No. 1" J Maclinie promptly anwired. Th r can bo priK-nn-d from uie at cilv prices. , WM. T. 'HAMILTON. Arnl. oeH tf Lallicrthurit, Pa. LIVERY STABLE. ' 'fHK inlcr.ltned bejr Icare to Inform the pub X lie that he i now fullv prepared to areowmo. dale all In the way of furtii.hitijr llnrsea, llnj-ie, Kaddliii and Hume, an the horU-t notice and on ntftoiiable teniu. Residunco oo Locust atroel, lM-lwcen Third and Fourth. UKO. W. OKARHART.i CIcarScM, April II, IM'.;. Silver Wash Powder. ; 8aee( time, labor, money. Slakes waihing pastimo and Monday a loUral. Sold srery. wbero. Try IL 1 Address all ordsr to the Manufastnrers, S-.1KHI.KR 4 SMITH, Chemist and holasalo Druggists, noH ly IJIT North Third tl., Phindelphia. Ol.DIIOHM' lllttlKTILCM. A recent act bas pawed bolb Houses of Congress, and signed by tha President, giving a three year' eoldier tl"n and a two yeare'enldler f.'v bounty. ar-HOtlNTIK and PKN4I0NS oollseud by me, for Iheso sntllled to theta. WALTKR riARRKTT. All y at Law, Cleartrld, Pa. WANTKI)-MMMMi Ittf WtlHitlea at our store, oer Phllipahurg, for wbiek tha blgae.lca.il prioo will ba paid jet.U W. W. Br.TT8 CO. 1