LAWS OF PENNSYLVANIA. Tht .Yti Jury Law. lU-low we give the new law rolaMvo to the selection of juror. Two inry Commissioners will hereafter be elect ed in the several counties of the State. The law in general, The following itt the act as signed by tho Governor: Section 1. Be it enacted by the Sen ate and House of Representatives of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania in Gen eral AssemUy met, and is hereby enacted by the authority of the same, That on the general election to be held on the second Tuesday ol October, Anno Pomini one thousand eight hundred and sixty-seven, and tri-ennially there after, at such election, tho qualified elector of the several counties of this Commonwealth shall elect, in the man ner now provided by law for the elec tion of other county officers, two sober, intelligent and judicious persons to serve as jury commissioners, in each of said counties, for the period of three years ensuing their election ; but the came person or persons shall not be eligible for re-election more than once in any period of six years: Provided, That each of said qualified electors shall vote for ono person only as jury commissioner, and the two persons having the greatest number of votes for jury commissio'ner shall be duly elected jury commissioners for such county. Sec 2. It shall be the duty of said jury commissioners to meet at the scat of justice of the respective counties, at least thirty days before the first term ol the court oi common pleas, in every year, ana thereupon proceed, with due diligence, to select from the whole male taxable citizens of tho respective county at lnrge, a number, such as at the term of tho court, of pleas next preceding shall, by the said court, be ueftignauxi, oi sober, intelligent and judicious persons, to serve a jurors in the several courts ot sucn county, during tliat year ; and it tue said com mitwioncrs cannot agree upon the names of the persons to be selected by them as jurors, they shall proceed as follows : Each of the commissioners shall muke a list containing the names ol one-half of the requisite number ofj persons, and ten per centum in audi tion thereto, and the proper number shall tie obtained by each of said com missioners striking from the list fur nished by tho other, a number equal to the said addition; and the names not stricken out shall be the selection ol tho names of jurors, and the said jury commissioners shall, in the mode and manner, now directed by law, place tho names of persons so selected, in tho proper jury wheel, and the said jury wheel locked, as now required by law, shall remain in tho cunlod- of the said jury commissioners and the keys theroof in the custody of said county. Sec. 3. The said jury commissioners and the sheriff of the respective coun ty, or any two of them, shall draw from the proper jury wheel panels of jurors, as grand jurors ol the proper couut, and as petit and traverse ju rors, for tho trial of issues in fact which may be taken in any action in any of the courts, civil and criminal, in the several counties aforesaid, in the manner now practiced and allow ed; but beforo the said jury commis sioners and sheriff shall proceed to se lect or draw jurors in the manner aforesaid, they shall severally take tnaoathoraflirmation now prescribed vy, sealing and unsealing, locking and Opening ot tho jury wheel of the re spective county, and all acts, and parts of acts of Assembly, now in force, im posing any penalty or punishment on the sheriff and county commissioners, or either of them, for anything done or omitted bv them in relation In lh keeping, locking, opening, sealing or breaking the seal ot an' jury wheel, or in relation to tho selection or draw ing of jurors, sha.ll bo taken, deemed and hold to apply to tho said jury commissioners and sheriff. Sec. 5. Each of said jury commis sioners shall be allowed and paid out of the respective county treasury two dollars and fifty cents per day, and four cents per mile, circular, from tho residence of the commissioners to the conrt bouse. Sec. 6. It shall be tho duty of each of said jury commissioners to take npon himself and discharge tho duties of his said office.nndcr a penalty of one hundred dollars for each and every neglect or refusal to attend the same, I to be sued for and recovered beforo any justice of the peace of the proper county, as debt of like amount are now by law recoverable, ten dollars of liicb shall go to the person suing and the residue to be paid by tho said j'ub txo to the treasurer of tho respective county for tho uss of tho same. Sec. 7. In case of the inability of en iter or both of tho said jury com inise-ioncra, by sickness or death, or c' fi- unavoidable causes, to discharge tbe duties of said office, or in case ol neluct or refunal to servo thereon, it ' diall be the duty of tho president juile In such county, wherein said vacancy may have occurred, to ap point a suitable person or persons, as 'lie ease may be, possessing the onal- :fiei tit ions nforesjiu, to perforin thodu- n-s of suid office during such vacancy, suid such person or persons, after hav- ' S f niiilied with the requirements of f "f iiiii J scvtion or tins act, shall pro ''ed tn discharge the duties of said "ffice the same as if elected by the . pcopl... until the next general election, ; iirn the people shall elect aT-ommis- J ''! r ia lieu theroof. grienllmral Vollfgt an j-jt rimrnlal i Virtus. Whreas, The Trustees of the Ag ricultural College of Ptinsj lvania, f i "m the want ol adequate funds, have deferred the establishment of the ex 5" l imei la! farm contemplated in the oi .jiii.il plan of the institution ; and, ll'ur.iw, Tho farm is essential to !- met ess of the College; and, CLEAEFIELD GEO. B. GOODLANDER, Proprietor. VOL. 38-WHOLE .NO. Whereas, To secure groaler diversi ty of soil and climate, and add to the interest and improvement of the ex periments, it is thought best that three experimental farms should be estab lished. Section 1. Be. it enacted, etc., That the proviso to the first section of the act entitled "A supplement to the act to accept the grant of public lands by the United Stale to the several States for tho endowment of agricultural col leges,'' passed the first day of April, one thousand eight hundred and sixty three, nnd approved the eleventh day of April, one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three., be and tho same is hereby repealed. Sec. 2. That the one-tenth part of tue entire proceeds ot the lands dona ted by Congross to the State of Penn sylvania by the act of the 7th of July, 18U2, in trust, and accepted by tho act of the 1st day of April, 18&J, to which this is a supplement, be and is hereby appropriated, and the Commis sioners undor tho said act of April, ifloa, are directed to pay tho same to tho Agricultural College of Pennsyl vania, to be expended in the purchase oi lands lor experimental lurms. Sic. 3. That the interest and incom of the entire residue of the proceeds of me saia lands oeand are Hereby appro priated, and the Commissioners under the said act are also hereby directed to pay the same as it shall accrue t the Agricultural College of 1'ennsvl vania,for the endowment, support and maintenance thereof, on condition that the trustees establish, conduct and maintain, in connection with tho Col lego, threo experimental farms, one near the College, under tho immedi ate supervision ol tho 1'rofossor of Ag riculture in the institution ; anothei East ; and the other West, upon lands of diversified quality, under the imme diate supervision respectively ot an assistant professor of agriculture. Additional Contribution lo the World t 3'atr. Since the publication of tho invoice ubi vi iuu nuip which is uj convey me contributions to the Paris Exhibition i:.. .r,L. i i . i from the United States, we have no ticed fears frequently expressed that our country would not show as well as it should in comparison with others. Now, it is strange how many things are overlooked in which, just now, we excel all other nations, and we allow ourselves to suggest a few. These should be sent by all means : 1. iseward s litllo bell, with which ho could arrest and consign to Fort Lafayette free-born American citizens greater distance apart than any king in Europe 2. Lincoln s financial goose, Chase's great resource for money, with gold betore and greenbacks behind. 8. The dress and cap in which Lin coin entered Washington. 4. The carriage and escort of cav alry in which Lincoln traveled to and from the White House to the summer Tcsidenco called the Soldier's Home. 5. Tho coffin and car in which he was carried from Washington to bis tin al home. 6. Photographs of the military trials oi Vallandigham, Mul'igan, Mrs. Sur ra tt, Ac. 7. Tho gallows on which the United States bung a woman for a political crime. 8. A picture painted by tho Ameri can artist of an American city in 1SU3 with flags in every window, newspaper oinces mobbed, political disputant shot down and hnnn up al lamp posts. 9. An United States marshal's office in the height of its glory, trading in biacK and white substitutes. 10. Photographs of our American bastilcs, Fort Lafayette and Fort Warren, with the prisoners confined and the cells therein, including chains, balls, and also tho Bibles for comfort 11. The door of Vallundigham's dwelling, in Dayton, as it looked when beaten in at midnight by United Slates soldiers as tools of Burnside. 12 Photographs of the several Gen erals who regulated American news papers between 18G1 and 18(i5, and several orders and rules in reference to tho publication of so-called free- press. Id. A shoddy contractor, with spe cimens of tho costs, pants, shirts, boots, ic, furnished to United States soldiers, duly accompanied by an Uni ted States Quartermaster, who certi fied to his invoices, with a list of what both had before tho war and what tbey had after. A Lessor for La it Wives. One day a sturdy peasant was at work in the field amidHt storm and rain, and wont home in the evening, tired and drenchod to the skin. His loving wife said : "My dear, it has been raining so bad that I could fetch no wator, so 1 have not been able to muke you any dinner. As you aro wet through, I shall bo obligod to yon to fetch me a couple of buckets of water you can not got any wetter." Tho argument wns striking; be, thercforo, took two bnckols and fetched somo water from the well, which was at a considerable distance. On reaching his house, be found his wife comfortably seated by the fire ; then, lifting one bucket after another, ho poured tho content over his kind considerate partner. "Now, wife," said h, "you are quite as wot as I am, so you may as well fetch wa ter for yourscir; you can t get any wetter." April with her tears aad smiles, with now and then a chilling scowl, is as natural a life. The grass starting. the bads swelling but who has found a violet? i 1 i Sumner does not consider the Mili tary Bill a finality. His idea of "final ity oc-pei'fm. j 2015. CLEARFIELD, PA., THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 1867. NEW Protection How U Iforkt. 'Protect me," is the imploring cry of a oomionaoie, well-led, well-clad per sonage whom, at first sight, oao would hardly take for a beggar. "Protect me! I own but ten thousand acres of jand in tho world. It is my all. It is full oCcoul ; but the Englishmen and Nova Suotians have got coal too, and offer to sell it cheaper than the price 1 want. Shut out this foreign coal and firotectme, an American laborer." lie ooks even less like a laborer than a beggar. , ':Vhat makes coul so dear when the weather is so dread ful cold ? God help us poor!" came from the chat tering teeth of a toil-worn, care-worn shivering woman, as sho measured out with stinev eve a scanty fresh supply of fuel to her waning firo. No cry from her to the Government for protection. No protection to her from the greed of tho strong, me cunning, me avaricious. "Work for yourself. Work or starve Self- help. Every ono for himself. If Gov ernment gave bread or clothes or fuel to the poor, it would demoralise them. Take better care of the nennios vou earn. Lav them np in tho summer for a wintry day." Such are tho answers she would gut if she asked for protec tion if she turned beggar. No chance for her to put In a replication. The voices of tho coal-owners are mighty to drown hers. If she could be heard Bhe would say, "How can I lay up my pennies when the strong arm of Gov ernment takes them from me day bv day, a fast as I can earn them, and hands them over to my richer neigh- oorsr Un every spool of thread I buy Government lakes lrom me a penny or two to pay over to the Woonsockct Factory Company, so that they make dear thread and big dividends. On ev ery garment I wear, it takes nennios and shillings from me wherewith to nil the purses of tho rich men who mako cloth and stockings and shawls and who cannot be content with less than fifty or one hundred por cent, in crease of their wealth every year to pay them for making thoir clothes for the American laborer. When I buy a stove or a pairof scissors, I must nay some of my hard earned pennies to support the wealthy iron maker. I beg no protection to my labor and I k none, ict us both alono mo and tho manufacturer. As you let me work in my humble way along as best I can, leave him to do the samo. Give him no part of my earnings, and lam content .with my little share of this worlds goods. Jfit demoralir.es so cioly lor Government toeive the poor food and clothes and fuel, is it not equally demoralising for Government to give to the rich and strong f And when it gives to the rich by taking from tho oomforts of the poor, is it not de moralising society at both ends r "Jlothcr.do give mo another blanket, I am so cold," begs a shivering child, of a wiuler's night, on our Northern frontier. "I have no more, child ; blankets are so dear, and all sorts ot clothes so dear. John, what makos woolen things dearer than they used to be P "I don't know; but they say it's all done to protect ns poor folks. A longitey man told ns tho other night the Government must protect us from tho blanket-makers in England and and other foreign countries." "Yes, but John, over in Cannda they have nothing but English blankets and you can buy two blankets there for what ono costs here. Tho Eng lish blanket-makers don't seem to bo so hard on the poor poople after nil." "Well, I can t toll the story exactly; but the tonguey man mado it all out clear. I think he said, too, that wool wouldn't grow on our sheep unless they was purtected." "Well, John, you don't mean that they kiver our American sheep 'with blankets to make their wool grow. and that's the reason blankets are so scarce and so dear J" "Well, I don't know about that; but ho mado out that tho sheep must bo purtected to get the wool, and then the men who mado the wool into blan kets must be purtected; clso mo'd have to use the cheap foreign blankets, and then he said we'd bo worso off." "John, don't you think tho tonguey man was nulling somo wool over vour eyes r If I could got two blankets in stead of one to keep tho children warm the sheep could do well enough with their natural kivcring. It seems to me that we poor folks, what don't have ny natural kiver of wool growing on our backs, want pnrtection more than the sheep. "Well, that's) just what Deacon WollofTsavs: ho snva these prices nur- toct us as woll as the sheep ; and you know the Deacon subscribes a good eal of money to tho poor." "That's all true, John ; but then the Deacon don't seem to get any poorer for all he gives away ; and the Deacon has got a great many sheep ofhisown ; and whatever is good for his sheep must bo good for tho Deacon's own pocket; and they do say that ho owns nart ol a big blanket factory down in iihodo Island : and so, maybe, the Deacon wrongs us poor folks out of ten dollars and then gives us back one dollar of it in charity; maybe, if the poor bad chcup blanket and cheap clothes, they wouldn't want any chari ty. You can't make mo believe we're any better off for having only one blanket when, if they was cheaper wo might bave two." ' Thoparableof Dives and Laxarus might be useful reading for those who are getting fat dividend from coal mines and factories. Tho salary of the Governor of tho little province of New Branswick is $60,000 In gold, or practically ahont three ti me that of the President of lb United States. ifill REPUBLICAN PRINCIPLES-NOT MEN. t'reakt of B'orlnne. Tho Cambria freeman notices tho death of James Ross; who died a few days since in tho Poor House of that county, and says that his career chal lenges a more than common obituary notice. In early life, some fifty year since, deceased married a Miss Brown, of Mifllin county, and upon the death of his father-in-law, administered up on bis estate. Among the papers found wore a number of unlocated land wurranU. With these in his posses sion, in 18115 Mr. Boss moved to Cam bria county, and for a timo sottled al Munster. WhHol vre he becuma im pressed with the idea that there was sufficient vacant land along tho Clear field creek, in tho northeastern por tion of Cambria county, to fill his warrant Acting upon this impulse, in 1837, and 1838, he procured Mr. Jacob Lev- crgood, tbe then Dcptuty Surveyor of Cambria county, to locate a large num ber of these warrants, which were re turned to tho Land Office and accept ed. He afterwards removed to these lands, took possession, built suwmills and sold to others; and continued to exercise ownership without molesta tion nntil 1841. It seemed from the sequel that these land bad already been, appropriated by a body of warrant known as the Barton warrants, and that the title had became vested in William A Bay ard and Henry Barclay ; an ejectment to try the title was commenced in 1844, for the interest of Henry Barclay Mr. Bayard having previously died. In this action the plaintiff succeeded and tho case went to the Supreme Court, where the judgment was af firmed, then an action was brought for tho whole body, and tho title thus litigated until about 1801, when the last caso was finally decided. During this period there were- some seven or eight verdicts it was thrice in the Supremo Court tried once in the U S- Circuit Court, and removed to the Supreme Court, where, however, it was not tried. During all this litigation, Mr. ltoss bore liinisolt with singular constancy Indeed, his solo existence seemed to be centered in this land. 1 hough be had able and eloquent counsel, he pro cured the necessary papers, had tho surveying done and attended to the dolails of lh preparation in person. lie had impressed great numbers ot intelligent men, including even law yers, with the feasibility of his tills, and at ono time a jury could scarcely have been found in Cambria county to render a verdict against him. An old mac when the litigation end ed, his mind was somewhat impaired. Poverty, too, followed, until finally be became an inmate ot the poor house. Yet bo never, to his dying day in prosperity or adversity, in succos or defeat, whether sane or insane for a moment doubled his right to the land which had been tho subject of litiga tion. His expectations and their result show the vanity of human undertak ings. Litigating for some twenty years the title to whole townships of land, he died without enough lor his grave. At the time of his death be was in his oighticth year. Pure, Perfect Poetrt. What is poetry f A smile, a tear, a longing af ter tho things of Eternity. It iives in all created existences in man and ev ery object that surrounds him. There is a poetry in tho gentle influences of love and affection, in the quiet brood - ings of the soul over the memories of early years, and in tho thoughts of glory that chain our spirits to the gates of Paradise. There is poetry in the harmonies of nature. It glit ters in tho wave, tho rainbow, the lightning and the star its cadence is heard in tho thunder and in the cata ract tho softer tones gurglo sweetly from tho thousand voico harps of the wind, and rivulet, and lorest the clouds and sky go floating over us to tho music ot melodies and it minis ters to Heaven from tho mountain of tho earth, tho untrodden shrines of the ocean. There's not a moonlight ray that comes uuwn upon eiroain or inn, noi a breer.o calling lrom Us blue air throne to the birds of the summer rsl leys, or Rounding through midnight mine its low and mournlul dirge over the ponshing flowers ol spring; not a cloud bathing lUolf like an an gel vision In tho rosy gushes of th autumn twilight, nor a rock glowing in the yellow starlight, but is full of the beauliful influences of poetry. Earth and Heaven aro quickened by its spirit, and tho heavings of the great deep in tempest and in calm are but its secret and mysterious breath i"g. A gentleman whoso lady was suf fering from tho cold, got up at mid night and went below to fetch a mus tard poullico. In bis agitation be mistook the room on his return, and went into one where, there was a light burning dimly as tho one ho had left a room altogether similar, and ap- farently his wife in bed, fast asleep, lo applied the mustard poultice to her cliesf, and sal quietly waiting at her bedside till it began to draw. It did draw ; it drcwan infuriated scream from the young lady who had been tho subject of bis unconscious solici tudo. At the sound of the unaccus tomed voice, the nature of the accident which had befallen him and his patient was at once visible, and he rushed headlong from the arms of the mus tard woman into tho arms of his Own. Both parties told their story tho next day, and had to retire amid the laugh ter of all the occupants. Cliicagohaa the largest lumber trade of anv place in the world. The sales last year wer 675,000,000 feet. . Sale of a Hiit. The Chambcrsburg Repository pub lishes the following "bill of salo" of a wife, us having bcon made in the township of Belfast. Fulton county. which it assures the readers of that paper is a true copy of tho originu document, mado in good fuitb and carried out by tho parties : Belfast Tp., Feb. 14th, 18C7. Artikle of agreement mudo sod fully agreead upon this 3-enrand date above written, between Paul M. Disliong & Wife and Jamos Wilson, tho condi tions of this agreement are such : Paul 11. Diauuug .-ilolb. agree to bind and obligate biinsell that bo ill Not dis turb his Wile and family. Nor Wilson (tho churn pcdler) and is willing that llary An Disliong, bis wife, and child ren, go with James Wilson; and Paul M. Dishong is willing to give her what property alio claims in the house, and also agree for them to get away on or beforo the first day of - . l .! SI. . April, ipiu, and also to get away the best way they can. Paul M. I)ihong is to have bis oldest daughter in the spring of 1800, when calling for her, Alary Cutharine, and his wife Docth agree to let him have her, k tho aforo suid Wilson is not to go so far away but what Paul M. Dishong can cum and see them, and Will Be treated with respect. Paul M. Dishong is to have seventeen dollars in money for a lore said He an Children, or the amount of a bill of accounts, or to havo the Coir, and also to have his Bed, k Plato, and Bucket, & Lamp. And if tho aforo said Wilson Can manage tho Children without abusing them, he has Privilege to come and get them at any time and is welcome to all of them. Paul M. Dishong doth agree that Mary Ann, his Wild, can sell the Cow to enny one sho pleases, only not to make sale to Enny of the II esses, in Presence of William Foh nor. Paul M. Disiiono, Mary AnmDikhono, James Wilson, which is tho Churn Tedlor mentioned in the afore said Article of Agreement, and is now proprietor of Mary An Dishong. Attested William Foiiner, Orediaii Mei.lota. Bequest. Th family of the lute John P. Cronier, Esq., of Upland, Pa , have given tho lurgo, beautiful and substantial edifico located ner Chester City, Delaware county, Pa., (now oc cupied as a military school.) together with forty acres of ground surround ing it, the wholo valuod at 8A,000, to the Baptist denomination for a theo logical seminary. In addition to this, tho lamily also give 5170,000 in mon ey Tor the erection of residences for tho professors, and an endowment fund. To this William Bucknell, of riiilndulptna, adds 9Jo,000 for the be ginning ol a library lor the institution, 'his makes in all the handsome Hum of $280,000, tho contribution ol a sin gle family, Mr. Bucknell being a son-in-law ol Mr. Croxicr's. A Secret Worth Knowing. An oblo writer gives uttcranco to the fol lowing valuable socrct : "This look ing forward to enjoyment don't pay. For what I know of it, I had as soon chase butterflies for a living, or bottle up moonshino for a cloudy night. The only way to bo happy is to tuke tho drops of happiness as God gives them to us every day or our lives. Tho boy must learn to be happy while ho is earning his trado; the merchant whilo be is making his fortune. If he fails to learn this art, he will besuretomiss his enjoyment whon he gains what he has sighed for. A Lesson. A nation w hich relieves tho oppression upon any section of its people is always rewarded by the happiness and gratitude of tho inhab itants of that section. Thus, Austria has recently restored a constitutional government in Hungary, and the en thusiasm and rejoicings of tho Hun garians are unbounded. Austria has now no more loyal and obedient sub jects than the formerly rebellious people of Hungary. Kindness and generosity have subdued thorn. Can not Stevens k Co. learn tho lesson so often repeated in history J The most awful event of this centu ry is the great famine in India. In Oriso, it is reported that two millions five hundred thousand people have perished within tho last five months with starvation. Before this terrible calamity ex en our awful war seems insignificant Mrs. Betsey Bnker, a daughter ol Joel Metcalf, of 1'rovidoncc, It. I, and who braided whon twelve years old. the first straw bonnet in the United States, having as a model and a guide only a bonnet imported from Kngland, died at West Dedham, Sunday week, aged eighty -eight. A negro boy was driving a mnlo In Jamaica, when tho animal suddenly stopped and refused to budge. " Won't you go, eh r said the boy. ''Feel grand, do you T I s'poso ynu forget your faddur was a jackass." Bishop Whitehouso of Illinois, who ha just returned from Europe, says Hiatal least oU.POU Swedes will emi grate to the United States durir.g the present year. It costs nineteen-twentieths of the laboring men of tbe country the best part of two weeks' wages to buy a barrel of flour. Belle Boyd ha got back to Mar. tinsbarg, a. ('lierice tour best hope as a faith, and abide jr llictn in action. Low as ih prav is, roa cannot cliT.b high enough to see he jond it. TEEMS $2 por annum, in Advance. SERIES-VOL. 7, NO. 38. VCit aufl junior. "A litll noBttDN now and Iben II reliitwil bjr I be brit of men." AXTB-MORTEM EPITAPHS. o lEXJimii r. i-Ti.r. Hon lici a (ru brra who ahirked bloodr "rife ! He pwHed in a bottle lome yean. of bii lift; lint era he wu bo II led nuch plunder he sained. Whieh, ititpitaorreinonitrance, he alwayt retained, 1 III II grew 10 a naxun, hrrond all debate. That no UuUer e'er took meh flood earo of the plate And when Teaaola of nilver were mireinr, "Altek,1 Sighed Hie nwnert, "they're hidden in Benjamin a aaek." OM TnAtipirS TrTBMR. Tbia arpulchrai atone below X,oe (be feMwUi'a BiaJuptant foe ' )l ia, nnehriitian, firiiif-like beta K'en ner rain eeuld not aate; At quivering in tbe duet At her broken heart be Uirnit. Oentle reader, know you why He wai tbui her enetnr ? Tw beeauee of private ilia : Lee', batta-liona burned bia naillat ox ranaoa browmiw. Bate at laat beneath the aod Liea thil bogue "man of Uod." In tbe Slate of Tennraaeo None eould twear aa hard aa he ; While blapbeming at a mark Fate aniSed out hi. vital apark. Probably he baa gone tu well . One would hardly like to tell. OS MKHJAM1H WADR. Renowned for blaapbemy and oantiug, Wade in tbe balance and fonnd wanting; The oddi are million to a pin He'a not an "I ppar Benjamin." To remove stains from the charac ter get rich." liarnum still has a museum in New York ; but be has no show in Con neclicut. Donneybrook Fair is a good place to iuko cnanccs; there tho Irish all club together. A little child hearing the text given oat at church, "And the child waxed strong," asked : "Pupa, bow did they wax mm i "Why did Adam bilo tho apple?" said the school-in aster to ono of his pupils. "Because he bad no knife," replied tho urchin. Wo lick tho stamps that the tyrants of tho day iinposo upon us. Our fathers licked the tyrants who sought to impose stamps on them. Never trust a married man with a secret who loves his wife, for he will tell her, and she will tell hrr sister, nnd her sister wilt tell everybody. In a history of plant tho author thus notices the virtue of hemp : "Bv this cordage ships are guided, bells are rung, and rogue ore kept in awe ! A chap advertises in Boston for board, to bo paid lor in "first-class dentistry." He wants to insert his own teeth, and pull out tho toeth of somebody else. In some parts of Maine it is report ed that the "Black Measles" prevail with fearful mortality. The whole country has had that sickness pretty bad for several years. A chap w ho was told by the col portcur to "romembor Lot's wife," replied that be had trouble enough with his own wife, without remem bering other men's wive. When Judge Russell, of Boston, ad dressed the School Ship boys, on Sun day, ho asked where St. Patrick wns born, and one of tho boys shoutod at once, "In a stublo in Bethlehem." A larmer in -Montreal snys no one need tell him that advertising won't cause, a lug rush, Tor ho advertised ten bushel of grapes for salo, and the next morning the boys had stolen them all A member of a fashionablo churcli electrified a nuisio seller sometime since by inquiring lor "Solomon's Song," saying his minister had spoken of it as a production ot great genius, and he Wanted his daughter to sing it. A blundering or willful compositor and proof-reader on tho Davenport (lowa) or;cff recently caused that journal to appear with tho following dispatch: "the l ommittce of ays anil Means have decided to put Chase nnd Butler on the free list." It should have read chceso and butter. A woo bit of a boy having been slightly chastixeri by bis mother, sat tery quietly in bis chair for a few minutes sflervrards, no doubt thinking very profoundly. At lnt he spoke out thus: "MiiKcer, I wish dnd would (jet anor.r.er housekeeper I've got urea o seem you round. A servant girl in Covington, living in the family of a doctor, tilled the pepper castor with homo powders, which the doctor hud loft lr inir around loose. The unsuspecting sawbones is much addicted to pepper, and used a largo quantity ot the condilion-pow- der at his next meal. The friend ssvs ho is now in tine condition, has rented a stall in a livery stable, and talks of running for mayor. In the following manner docs a Col orado editor welcome tho return ol a respectable citisen: "Our respectod townsman, Mr. ttcorge iritch, re turned from tho East in last evening's conch. He has on a suit of State clothes, including a plug hat, and is the dogondist looking cuss wo have seen sinco Jim Ford left. We arc glad to sec him back again, however, and hope he will now settle down and behave himsolf." "Sambo, can you tell mo in what. building people aro most likely to take cold f "Why, no; me strange In do town, and can't tell dat ." "Well, I wiUteU you it is do bank." "How ldatr "Roesuse dare are so many drafts in it." "Dut is good t but ean you tell mo what make dare be 5 many draft to It r No." "Bccane so many go dare to raise do wind." Jhf C If ;u field 1U)IU.: Trrmn of Hnhrrlp1tiii. If In (IvnttiT.wr wiiliin hrtv urn-i'V.. ? M If i'Hi'1 nfu-r Ihrr.i bimI Ih-Ii h th;m. . .... ? n) If mitl at'ter thr ni-imiion of i n .,n;i,i... ;j t ti Hate of Advert. m.:;;-, Trunt-irnt ivrriit-m:.t. j r (r-ian nl 'i lii,tir Kfs, I linir fir Ui-t ...f., ,Mt For turh p)ittf(tt-ii It.fcrfii ii ... .'it Ariminir raton' nn 1 K -'.(.: ' nv i i . .... 2 ' Au liiotri' noM .- . Cnutntn and K"(i(t..... t . iiftnolutioD netivfi , Local Doticwa. per line Otiiiuarj notirca. nrpr lira linci, per line...... 1 Protean tonal Can it, I ynr ', TBARLT AnTrnTliRMEIfTll. 1 qnar f U0 j oo)diiio 6' I 2 Muarua.H. ,...15 00 ooluma 4u 1:14 3 cquarca 2" t0 1 o.ump 11 fe.i Job Work. BLAV'Ki. Sinjrle quire J2 :v) t ((iilrri, p-rquirc.! 75 8 qmrta.perq'iirc, 2 Oi) Over C, pur quire. 1 tii u turn it. I hmU 23 or lee,,;'! (! I J Bbw, or ks-,M jfl I theft, 25 or Urt, 2 I rtiR!, ii.S i.r d't Over 2j of eob 01 'mjvu al pr -or' i witt rU-a. GK0. II. CoobLAXfiKH, K'lilor and l r.)pricor. ' yroffssionnt fi gusitifss (Card;. JOHN H. FULFORD. ATTORNEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Pa. Ofliea aritb J. 11. MrKnilly, E.q , over Firat lintial bank. Prompt attention given to the aeear-.i, at Ileum, t'l.lina. 4a, and lo all loj.l fcutiof... Man-a t, iMi; lr. S. A. FULTON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Hollidayaburg, Pa. Prompt attention gifen to tbe aerorlng and oollection of Claim., and lo all teal biut a.aa. BuTU-fim:pd WALTER BARRETT. . ATTORNEY AT LAW. Offica on Seeond f?t., Clearfield, Pa, nor2t Win. A. Wallace. Wm. I. Hirler. I. Illake Walter. Frank Fielihnc'. WALLACE, BIGLER & FIELDING, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, . C:iearuld, Pa. Legal batioeei of all kindi promptly and aeenrately attended .lo. nayla-j THOS. J. McCULLOUGH, Al Al ,iW, . OXee adjoining the Rank, formerly oceopied bj i. u. jictoaiif, corona at., uaarnelo. "-fr-M'lll attend promptly lo eolleetione. aala of Ian da, tt. (decl7,BJ JOHN L. CUTTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW Atid Real Rat ale Agent, Clearfield, Pa. Ofliea on Market ptreet, oppciite tht jail. Mr-Rerpee trolly offera bit aerviret In rellint and Sajlng land, in Clearfield and adjoining aonntiea ; and with an eiperienet of oyer twenty yean aa a rarreyor, latlert him.elf that be eaa render tati.faetion. d-b!8.'83-if WM, M. McCULLOUGH. ATTORNEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Pa. Office on Market rirtet one door eautof the Clrar- leli County Bank. may4,'fl John II. Orvia. C. T. Aleandcr. ORVIS & ALEXANDER. ATTOI NEY8 At LA If, nrllefonte. Pa. trp13,'i-J DR. J. P. BURCHFIELD. La'a Surgeon of tbe 83d Reg men I, Penneytrania .nmoieera. naving relumed iruae tht Army, offera bi. profeeatunal atrrieot to tbe aitiacna of Clearfield eeuaty. JtrPnfeeaionel calif promptly atten led to. Omoa on Second atreet, formerly oecupied by irr. ami. aor-t.SS a DENTISTRY. J. P. CORN ETT, IUsTrtT. offera bit profeaaioaal eemeei to tbe eltii.n. of Cnrwenaeille and vicinity. OfBea in bng btore, eorn.r Main and Ibomp.oa ttreela. inaj 11,'M irrpd J. BLAKE WALTERS. SCRIVENER AND CONVEYANCER. Agent for Ikt Puich.'t and Salt of Lania. Clearfield. Pa. "Prompt attention giren to all bualnen enaneeted with the county ofSsee. fi flint with lion. Wa. A. M'allaet. f ial.'6j tf 1867 spring. 1867 JAMES, KENT, SANTEE & Co., Importers and Jobbers of Dry Goods, Koa. 2.1S, 1.17, J.U 21 N. Third 8t, PHILADELPHIA. We are now prepared wilh our nmal eilrnalra and well-aarler1 atock to offer eatra indaeementt to CASH III yuiltt. aprll-tf DREXEL & Co., No. it foMth Third Street, Philadelphia, ..!. :., And Dealors in Government Securities. Application by mail will receive prompt aMcn tlon, and all Information cheerfully fumi.hed. Onlrra aolicitrd. aprll-tf REUBEN HACKMAN, House and Sign Painter and Paper Hanger, Clearfield, Penn'a. ejuW'ill ejecutejiihi in bii line promptly and in a workmanlike manner. ir4.t,7 SURVEYOR. rpiIB nader.irn.d offera bii err tie, at a Fur J eeyor, aad may be foand al bii residence, la Lawreaca town. hip, Leu. re will reach bia diratud to Clrarleld, Pa. marT.ta.p4 JAMES MITCHKLb. JAMES MILES, LICENSED AUCTIONEER, l.atlirrsbur);. Penn'a. Will promptly attend tt eallinr aalea, at reaeuaablt relet. U"u3l flat A. H.FRANCISCUS&-CO. SI3 Market "l Philadelphia, Pa. iiatracyiaaaa an Aaaira rna tnt Sals or CORIMCii; Nirra. The rernlar allnwancea made to Tlealere In MANILA ROI'K. I l.n.ll dm Thnraaa H. Foreee. A. A. Urabam. FORCEE & GRAHAM, mini 11 General Merchandise and Lumber. Jan3 (irahamtnn, Prnn'a. JOSEPH H. BRETH, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE And Lleaneed Conrtyaaetr, New Waehliigtoii, Clrartleld ra . Pa. JAS. C. BARRETT, JUSTICE OF THE rEACE Aad Llctaetd CojTeraneer. I alfcorebarc;, Clearfield ra., Pa. aVCatltotloat and remittance! promptly ande.aadaJI kiadaef le(al laatrameata eieeated ea then aetiet, mayt.'nS tf C. KRATZER & SON, MKRCMANTS, . U1UII IS Dry Goods, Clothing, Hardware, Cutlery, Qteeaiwa te, Gi nonet, mti.iaai aai ghinfVea, Clearfield, Paaa'a. rAt tbt aid eland aa Froat etreal. neara tht Aeademy. decl!,' if R AKT ROPRS ef al eltea, fr i.le at Pet. IS, ISO. XfrlKLL. tHWLkR. ,