A t TV P Ceo- B- GOCDLASDES, Editor and Proprietor. rmcuixs, not arsx. TERMS :-$2 00 Fcr Annum, if paid in advance VOL. XXXIII. WHOLE NO. 19SI. CLEARFIELD, TA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1866. NEW SERIES VOL. VII. NO. 17. 1 T II immrlrl 11 VI 11 tl MM H M 2 II M rTV WALLAC!, W"- D' B,UIE. ' ; lAKE WAI TERS, FHAKt FIILDISO. I WALLACE, BIGLER & FIELDING, 1 t:0RXEYS AT LAW, ClearGeld, t-a. ? A Legal bufineMof all kinds promptly and ' freureicly attended to. May 15, 'So-ly. jlHOS. J. McCULLOUGH, 1 i TTORXEY AT LAW. Omedjoiaingthe . . . . .... , Bank, formerly oeeuplea nyj. ii. aieauaiiy, 1 ., v . rl M P. Will at, and JlMTIl fcrwfc, viv-iu.ni, f promptl to Collection-, Sale of Lands, Ae. JOHN L. CUTTE , i TTOBXEY AT LAW and REAL ESTATE A Affnt. Clearfield, Pa Office on Market street, oppojit tbe Respectfully oners In , rricri in selling and boyiog land in Clearfield sod d.ioining eountie ; and witn an experience of over twenty yearsasa Durveyor, u.ic , that be can render satisfaction. Feb. '63 tf. ROBERT J. WALLACE, VTTOKXEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Penn'a Cffiee in Ekaw'i Ew,rpoeite the Journal . Dee. 1. 188. WM. M. McCULLOUGH, I 1T0RXET AT LAW. Clearfield, Fenn 'a. A Ofliee on Market r-treet, one door east of tbe "Cuarfield County Bank." May 4. lS64-tf. JOHN B. OBV18. ORVIS & ALEXANDER, A TTOUXEYS AT LAW, J. fr- Uxh li-lj- lelle'onte, ra. "DR. J. P. BURCHFIELD, 1ATE Surgeon of tb B3rt Hegimui, rt V..liiniiri. havin returned trom the Army, tl-r hi proleesional services to the citiiene of Clearfield and vicinity. I'rofeasional oallf prompt ly attended to. Ofiice on South Eet corner of id and llnrket street. April 4. lS66.tf. DENTISTRY. J. I". CORN'ETT. Drim-T, offer , . , : . . i : .: Vi-UJTTTr tvni 0r Curwenrille and Tieinity. OSce in Drug Store, corner Main and Thompaon itreeti. CurweneTille, May 11, lS6-ly-pd J. BLAKE WALTERS, ncUIVENER AND COXVETAKCER, and O Apent for the Purchase and bale or Lands., tud with the eouuty ofiioea. Ofiioe Tt.Oi lion. Wm. A. Wallaes. Jan. 1, lb66 tf. TOSEPH II. EUETH, Justice of tbe Teape, and el Licensed Conveyancer, o Ytrhington, Clearlii ld county. Pa. ns Ibj i. C. 2A?"tTT. Justice of tba Peace el and Licenced Convpyaacer, LutneTfoarjf, Clearfield county, I'a- Culleetions and remit Unco promptly made, and ill kinds of legal in strument xecutued on short notioa, Luthorshur. May Vth, lSSA.tf J. K. M Mt'RRAV. SAM l EL MITCHELL. Pfce Dsalers in Fureign and Dumestie Merchandise, Lumber, Grain. 4 e. Jiew Washington. October 2i, 1 Si".i.-1 v.pd. Clearfield Cj.. I'a. C. KRATZER 4 SON, MnKCIUMN, dealers In Dry Goods Clothing, Hardware, Cuttlery, Queensware Orooeries. Shingles, and Provisions. At tbe old stand on Front Street above the Academy. Cieartield, December 13th, lH8-tf, J. T. KRATZER, Mm CHANT, and dealer in Dry Goods Clotliing, Hardware, Queenswar, Groceries 1'rovieions, Ae. Market street, opposite tbt Jail, Clearfield Pa. April 2th l&i4, " LEON il. COUTRIET, Mr.HCHAT, and dealer in Dry Goods, heady-made Clothing, Hroceriee, Liquors, lrugs and Medicines, Hats and Caps. Bxt and .Shoes, Hardware, Tii-iii, A. Fmirrviile Cleaif.eld county. Pa. fMayl, '. CEORKE r. V) ARUl-t. CHAaL.a H. BEKD WHOLESALE GROCERS. Tobacco, Tea, Spices, &c., tec, K. E. cor. (lb A Market Pis.. Feb. 14, lSoOm. FU1LADELPIU A. crRtxirs howe. Justice of tuk Peace. For Dcatt Township, -will proir.pt'y attend to all busiaesi entrusted to his cure. P. 0. Address, Philipsburg Pa. Aug. Jlst 1S81 THOMAS M CRISMAN, Agent for the Singer Sewing Maehine. Philipehurg, Centre eo., Pean'a. Oct. llih. Ii.-tf. (Lcnntn Jbtiocal 33nk; CLEARFIELD, TA. rphis Bank is rw open and ready forbosiBeaa, X Office oa Seeoned street, ia the building for merly occupied by Leonard, Finney A Co. piRtrroa arb omcaa. .JAft. T. LF.OXARD, Pres't. JAS. B. GRAB A kt, W M. A. WALLACE, A K. WRIGHT. ' Jun J'b, IB.M tX. RICHARD SHAW. WM. PORTER. GEO. L. REED. WN. V. WRIGHT, Cashier. 1. :A H I 'IF. I. D C H" T BAN K-Tbe Clearfield County Bank as an incorporated in.ntuti'.n bar gone out ofeiiieee by the aur jender of Its charter on May 12th. ISfii. All of its stnek is owned by the subscribers, who will eoatiuB tbs banking bainee at tbe same plan as private banker snder the arm wain of tha Clearaeld County Bank." We are responsible for th debt of lb Bank, and will cut itt Bote oa demand al th counter. Deposits received and interest raid when suo- acv it left for a tied lime, i'aper dise-maud at i nv eaat. as k arelcor Our personal respAaeibilny is pledged for all deposit received aad newse transacted. A eiatiouane of tbe liberal parroaajre of the hi sinew mso of tbe county is respectfully aeliei- t4. .s Prevldeat. Cashier aal Officers af tb late Ciearfield County Bank, w require th Bote of said bank to be presented for rerteoipliow. Jsmes T. Leonard, Itiabard thaw. Wm. Purler, James B. O rah am, A. K. Wright, C L-Beed, William A. Wallace. jrw-The kasiB of tb Bank will be easdac d by Job at. Adams, Kr9 a Caaiie. Jan ,' tt H. F. NATJGLE, MAKE It. Graham' Row, Clearfield, Pean'a. Tbe ubecriber refpectfilly inform! bit old eaatomer ard the publie, that ke baa on hand, aad eonftantly receiving new additions, a large atock of Clorki, Watche. and Jewelry. Jeweh-j of Tery rarietj from a tingle place U fa'l aett. Watckea, a fine aMortmentof allrer Hunting and open ca.e, American and patent Lerert, plain and full jeweled. Clocks, a large variety from tbe beet Manufac tory, confining of Eight day and Tfc rtj boui Spring and Weight, Lexers, Tiza, Etxiae aaJ Aiaraa. fpectaclee, a large aamrtmeat far ani near light, eolored and plain glaa. Also, a fine ae-ortment of Spoons. orks, But-ter-knirea, etc, plated on jennine A label. ALL kinds of Clacks. Watebes aad Jewelry carefully repaired and M'arraatcw!. A continuance of patronage is eolicited. November 1Mb. ISCj II. F. KAI GLE- "XLI PliSS. TL F. KAIGLK baa jnst Jt received an Elegant assortment of the bait quality ; also silver exienaioa and desk buliera. November, 2V lSEj. REMOVAL. J. P. KRATZER, has retnoyed to his rew Were-Kooms, on Market St Clearfield, Ta where Le has opened a very Urge alock of Dry Goods, Merinnes, Gingbama, Cloths, I'elaines, Prints, Carsimeres, Alpacaa. -iiks, raiiurU, cpt. Cashmeres, Tweeds, Cobergs, XIuLair, Jeans, Lanellas. Muslins. Flannels, Bonnets, Rib bons. Cloaks. Laluitiral Skirts, Kojp Skirts, thswls. Dress Trimmirga, Head Sets, Caps, Corsets, Gloves, Collars, car!a, tirenadioa Veils, Table Covers. C I o t hi n 0 Coata, (ient's Shawls I nder-Sbiru and Drawers, Lmiu, Shies. Gum Fbvei, Cravats, Gloves and Collars. LTAKPWATiE, QUEENSWARF, GR- CEE1ES A MUSICAL GWUS. (jrTOCTi' Tea, Coffee, Pcgar, Motass.5alt, Candles, Rica, Flour, Bacon, Fish, Tobacco, Kamns, Currants, Spices, Crackers, Vinegar, Oils, Var nish, AlruboL TIN-WARK. GLASS-WARE. WtXiDEN W ARE, and STAT1 iX'EKY. Household Goods. Carpets, Oil-cloths. Drugget. Looking Glasses Clocks. Churns, Wathbuards, Tubs. Buck ets. Flat Irons. Pans, Window Mind. Wall-paper. Coal Oil Lamps. I'a brellas, Iiedcords, Knives and Forks, Spoons, Crocks, aui Move lilackiar Tir AH of which will be so.d oa tbe moat rea sonable terms, and the highest market price paid or Grain, Wool, and allkiads of country produce Clearfield, December li, Uaa. ANOTHER EXCITEMENT' xx. A FALL IN TRICES. AT THE Cheap Cash Store WILLIAK F.IRWIN! South Second St., Clearfield, Pa. A FRESH ARRIVAL OF Spring Sl Summer Goods At Grcatlv KcduccJ Trices. lam Jaat reee'rving and openirg a earefufy serted stnek of fashionable fprir.g A 5um mir Goods of almost every description. A nesutiful aesortment of rrint and Iry goods, of the newest and 1UI style. Also a great variety of useful notion. DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS Bonaeu, Saewle, Haw aad Cap, Boots and Sheet, a large qaaatiry. Hardware, Vueeneware, Drags aad kiediciaea. Oil and Patau, Carpet Oil Cloth. - 3aV -s. --wr--a, ar-. rva S r-k jjj. ix- -- vi o VJ and rruii lore-go and iomeiic, aoch a Apple, reaches. Cur rant, rrune. Laiunt, Uran fret, and Letnoca. Fish, Bacon and Flour. llarserel la aei berrelt of th Vest aliry,l! af wktch will be tali at tbe lowest eab or ready pay prices. My old fheadj and the public generally, are re.r.ertful!v Inviled t call. jrfV. B. All kinds of A.Taad approved I COCXIST f&Obi't-E take ia ei-lar e for aod. WM. F. IRW1K. Ciearteld. May ik. IS. tf DExssr iiasQ. ETC. f FECIAL N0T1TE- Paruian DXr.? ) aad O CLOAK Making. ak.:.. 7TJ'a::7z -rib; eld esUbUbed stand. IU t bctcot street r 1 .,1. . r... a!.ntli t inv,M!, de aad eleak battcaa. KiMas. t'uxr aa Awipura litres. Bogle aad tj,ap Dree Tnm ming. witk a larp variety of Ster-le eid Faary Weed, from i t per real lee- ibaa eaefwfcer Also, reeeivtag dai'v. Peris ! ia ;eae naner. fee Ladies aa-1 Chiidiea' lr-H. Sets of Pauerasfer "ken basis aad I'r-w e'S Bew -md ml kit. M. A. ILM'hK js. tyi-ly 1 CI Caeetsut rU, rkUadalfki. PETER A. GAULIN, AND GENERAL CLOimEIL Grabam't Ro, orer Kauple'a Watch Jewelry Store. Market street, CLEARFIELD. PA. Tfc fobtoriber having portnarjently loca ted himwiria the Koroueh of Clear6eld, has deleimiDeJ toetigaee in tbe business of . 1 inland friwtp sjoostantly on haod a full asaortment of CloUi, Caasimerec, Salioetts, and Vettings.of tbe Lest qual ity and latet stjles, which I wi.l ill a ii ii ff a c t n i c to order, to luit customers, on short none. I'aUwuUr attention le raid to Cuttirg and Fif.inp Gecllemetr,PrfiTi, and Childtena Clothirc; and in fact. evervthii.tr pertaining in this "BP.AXCII OF BUSINESS. A lilienil share of public patronage is, therefore, respectful J r aolic.ted. and I would advise all, to give me call before purchasing elsewhere any good in xtj line- P. A. GAULIN. Clearfield. May l&th. lsSCtf. II. 13RIDGE, (Store on skar East af Ciearfield Uoase,) ilarket St., Cleartield, Pa. Keep on Land a full artmcEt ol GEVrs i LKMiLllMj GUUUs, tuck as Shirts, Linen and Woolen under Shirts, drawers and eork. week -tics, pocket Landser- cbiefs gloves ambrel'aA, bats Ac, ia great variety. Oi piece tioods be keeps tbe best l toths of ail kadea and eolors." sock a ILACK lHjEKli JF Hi E VERY Let mate. Fanry Caitner id great varif j; Alo. Frencb Coalinc, lit-aver, 1 not, Cum- chilia, and Fricott over coating, all of j srhirh sriil be fold Ltieap for Lau ; and made up according to the latent Style by KxerieDced Workman. Also Agent for ClearCelJ eo., for I. il. Sinper. f Uy . cel cbrale'l Sewine Machine. H- RRIItjE. ClearEcld. Fenn'a, Nt. 1, loo.-tf. HOW TO SAVE HONEY. Tbe times are hard ; you'd like to oow Hew yea may save your Duliars ; Tbe way U do it I iil show, ! T rill riU A maa who lived not far from bare, Who worked bard at his trade, Cut aal a household te support. That squandered ail be mad. I soet hisa oaee, say ke, "my friend, I look threadbare and rough ; I've tried te get myself a suit. Bat can't aar SJ nou;k." Ears I, my friend, bow muck hive yoa ? I'll trU you where to go, Ta get a swit that's s- und and cheap - AiKkJii:rt-IM-!i and C Be took what little be kad saved. Aad went to IS else stale ia eV Crottiert", And there ke got a handsome suit. For ball he paid to ether. Kea ke a boas a, ke looks to well ; Aad their effort Is sack. Thai wkea they take their daily saeaU, Fbey doa't eat half eo aaack. Aad now be Ends oa Farurdsy aigbt Wit aii ii:r wants supplied ; That he has ateeey left te spend. And worn te ly aside. Uis gtnd raeeee. with cheerful fiile, He gladly telle to aa; If yaw 4 ear Mane v. g aad boy, Year clothe at Kclaeiiateia Clothing Mall Where tbs rhtip;, t.at a J Ust Cls'Jiicg and g -"d Furnisbttg t.ix.d, eaa be bad ta suit crery tan, and ia every s'yle. April lla 1SS tf HARLEY & SON, F O U N D E K s, OearCclJ, renn'a. Tbey kerebyaetify th public, that th Foundry ia th Borough of Clearfield, kas hert ia faU blast. r4 tbey are o ready to accommodate the tmwa,ry w.ta aayxning j l;aJital rulers II) the Rump pwuming their 1 They keep eoast-t , a kand a general assortment of . . , , . , t, , , m. ti . c. indeed alo, when they refused to Coot, Tarlorand Ten I late Move, , lhe m rc?orWd A,,nl no, ma far buraicg I !. the amendment a ''condition." EITUfE WOOD OR CUALl 3 -r SalamanJer'5, Number 4, The Pnivcrss 1 arrivals at Boston l y the i htna, lrom DaC StOVCS, Number 3 and 4,l Europe, is the Princes Mural, who V ri Unities anrl Y1 o-il'nns . is on her way bono to Florida, in Fire Grate 20 and 2- inches, FARM DINNER FELLS TWO SIZES riows acd Tlow Cting. We are, also, prepared to make a! kind of GRIST AND SAY KILL IRONS, aoi ar-ecial atteotion i paid to tLe re psinrj of em t :. . i. Ai.rtMu: .u.icuaio. rrf.n in want or arything. in our . !:re wouJJ do well Fy pivmp us a call.1 AU kind of country produce, and oii I Metai. tn'aeei io exchaepe for our Uuu- Ifarture, al tbe liUM-t ma.r&i .rue H WA VY k SNS. Clea-feM. Ta., kovemter let. INk.-11. - ,i ' - a-itnsdr's aoedk-at Di e.. 11.;. JW 1 a1 v ediclaesof everv k ad , H 1. fir rwwrtd aad wncrowud sptrea. Citma. krg If li Cwrrant. Ex. Cfe aad Vmezar ef megar U. A I. lHe be ealitv. For sale kv Clea-e.d. Jaaoary IpiB. ISA. ea-ajt iwiag. nabbeii's. Drak. Hoef- laad Oerau, Hoeteiters d Ureeae- vivgeaated B.tia-a. aia per Vqwn, ef all kiads far meiieiaal r.rpeses. for al ky a. r The 1mtndntmt. Ratifir.tlon of the Constitutional Amend mcut a t onditioir' of Kc-toratlun. From tbe So York World. "Who control tho Keiutlicaii part', the llaiicals or tho Conaervativcs, like Mr. liiymond, who havo slunk back to it t Some of the Conservatives eay the catiHlitutional amendment is a "condit;oii" of Jiestoration. , Here is what tV real rulers, the thorough From tbe Independent. 'Ye know personally every promi nent member of Conrens, and we kiio that the leaders do i.ot mean to adnit the unadmitted States on the me'O auoiaion oi me arat'numeni. Jlrreover, we know eronuI!y the leidiuff Kadicals of the jlejiuUican pirty outaide of Congress, and we know that thi'y have no intention of making the antenduteut the final nic;tt urc of a J:ni?bion. To my, therefore, as the National Coinmitteo pay, that, on condition of adopting the amend ment, is lenuessee adypU-u it, "the tluor startds invitingly open" for the ten other States, is to make a promise to the i&r to break it to the hope. Tc ?ay, with the Syracuse Republican Convention, or with the address of the National Republican Committee, that Congress will ree-toro the ten waiting Statc9 if these States adojd the amer.irucut, is to misrepresent the is-ue. 'Slavery was not abolished under tl.e milJ infiaeiiee of temptation, hut un der the strong influence of compul sion ; au J the negro's enfranchisement will not be achieved by such tcmj'la- tion, but by stun compulsion. Af cordinrlr, the Radical party, North and boath, white and blaik, can as sent to no reconstruction short of iiu- par.tial sufl'rage. 'No leading I? nullican in Congress means to admit the ten waiting States simply on the adoption of the consti tutional amendment. These State are to be admitted on no conditions t-hortofthc equal political rights of tbrir loyal citizens, without diftinc- tinn of race. A reconstruction of the Union on any other basis voa!d t.c - national di.-honor. Until the rebel State can come Lack on this basis, thev shall not come back at all." Mr. Rout well, of Massachusetts, one of tho Star-Chambcr Committee ol Filteen, and a candidate for re-election to Congress, in a recent speech, said : "If the present Congres.-ionu plat form expressed the whole claim to be demanded of the South, it was one that Lo would not support. It was well as far as it went, but it did not g' far enough. There would l e no safety if the South came in and li.cee demand were only complied with. Our only security in the future was in endowing the colored loyal people of the South with the elective franchise, and the speaker said he did not in tend to vote for the admission of ei ther of the ten States not at present represented in the Congre9 of tho United States until impartial suffrage wa secured to all the peojlc of those States. . Ho believed that when'tbo Thirty-) ninth Congress assembled in Decent-1 ler next, there would not bo found j five men who were identified with the Republican party w ho would not be in favor of impartial suffrage in every one of these ten States as i condition prccdt'nt to thi ir admission." r. Botltwell IS OI10 of the Judical leaders of Congress, and knows wiiat be affirms in this matter to be true ; lute compaiiv !ui mo sun in Commolore Dallas, of tho Cnited State Navy. S'no is tho descendant of Jocahim Murat, King of Naple, and IViongs io Florida, where she has long resided. At the close of the war, Loins Nattoleon sent to know how ! the fartij, tb4 on receiving tho re i quire 1 information, settled ou her foi l.:e the sum of francs, or aboul 5,;.mu in g,.ld. annually. Sho is aU. trc;atire of Geu. Washington, her .i,, i !ir:n M,n v. nli- ' v e- o mgton's sifter. TheTri-1 I I-VS of A C"NC.r.FMAN. IT t ' .-ir,!Miiil ill i . ., , , , . 'jail at I ratiknn, l a., docs Lot do. re - ; t, avail Inni'-elt of hi congivsionsi privilege, and will meet Lis trial in November. Resides civil processes in numerable, several indictments charg ing him with f-lse pretenses and cm- an instant after the tnon wr.s f-rind-l.ezz!cmcr,t are pending, and are to be ing her body almost to jelly. H.cro- i I'ly.J. .1 11V Li U I V l-V.I 1 .. . 1 . . . , , - i culleJ up Siext nieiilu, at iiarrie-ourg., La-t we k the houe and fumit lire of ,K. -..t.llfiadn were Sold, at the in - i V f . a. '-" lilt Carson. Kit Carson, the oracle of the West ern plains and mountains, lias lately been visited by a correspondent of the Cincinnati Commercial, to whom he communicated the following interest in r reminiscences: All the Indian, 'hunters and trap pers ride with short stirrups. I am almost how-legged from it. Itismore inijKirtar.ttotho Indian than the white man, as It Is only by aid ot the stirrup hecan shift his position, hangingdown on one side so a to conceal all his body but his Jc";. Ilia 1' is nil you have to firo at, as he throws himself on the side buttocks, or around the neck of the horse. On this account, also, they hang the stirrups well for ward. Some one referred to Carson'fl inti mate knowledge of Indian strategy. j-Why, 3-eK, I am up to a good many of their tricks, but they look a me once they fooled we pretty bad that lime. J l uu vou about it. it was in let me seo yes, lS!i;i. There were six of us huntcre out after buffalo, up in the Snake country. We had made a prettA" good hunt, and came into camp at night, intending to start in next morning with our hunt. AVtll, we camped. Had a good many dogs with us, f-oine of them good dogs. Thev barked a cood deal, and we heard wolves. As I lay by the fire, . t.; an.t-.no- ).-... .rirrin f.r.n tS iKilll T II 1 t ( 1TX it C . don wanted to fire, l-.t I would I not h t him, for fear of bitting some of the d gs "I had just a litiie nispicion thnt tho wolves might be Idip.i.s, but when I saw them turn sh-Jit round, nr.d hoard the snap of their teeth when the dors came too doso to one ol them, I' felt easy then, and made surccat between Madam de Stael and tbo it was a wolf. Tho I ivlian fooled me . reigning beauty of the da', said, "How that time. Confound the rascal" be-jhai j v 1 am to be thus seated between coming animated -confound the ras cal, doyou think he didn't have t-voold buff.do bones in his hand that he crak ed together every lime ho turned to snap "at tho dogs? Well, ly an 1 ly we dozed oil" asleep, and it wasn't insii" m..-c i v. - -..k ... . ar..lf5W.t IIt(lu,.cj a reutlemau to ask il it and a blaze. 1 jumped strait for the mules and held 'em. If the Indians j had been smart they 'da had us alh but, thev run as soon as they fired. I hey killed out one 01 us jmht finis. i- had five bullets in his body and eight in bis buffalo robe. 1 he Indians were buffalo robe. '''igooaJIr.JohnsV "I of Nous ..on the warpath after exclaimcd i akcs.andenmeonus by acci-1 . , a band the Sunk denL They tried to waylay us Lest morning, but we killed three of em, including their thief. When I first wt nt over into Cali fornia in 1-9, the. valleys were foil of Indian tribes. Indians wero thick every where, and I saw a great deal of some larire and liouristimg trioes. When I w as thereagain in 1V13, they had all disnpponre Land when 1 inquir ed about certain tribes 1 had seen on the spot, was told by the people living there that they had never heard of then.." ' 4 1N.I.AR Rear" Cloaks The new tloakiugs for the cuiiiing winter sea sons are all of tho 1 olar bear orJer, tuUedhalfan inch thick, and very soft and warm. Tbey are not adapted to either round cloaks or tight fitting garments, rtnd Can only be made into coats or looo paletots, and only trimmed with the most extravagant of buttons. The latest fashion in buttons is to rcprernt upon them horses' heads, do"' heads, and also sometimes the wliole animal. The bear, having re ceived its share of patronage among the rest, has given toe name to the shs'-ev coats and sacks of thick, white and liirht tufted cloth, which arc hence forth 'to ho known as "Polar bear" cloaks. These cloth' are very expensive f 15 and SIS per yard, but they are' wide, and so, fortunately, it does not take many yards to make a cloak. The "Alpine 7 cloaking is beautilal ; it is oi thick, white wool, or striped in colors, blue or n risr, and is used enly for opera clonks, or in all white, or carriage paletots. A lloRRini.i: Dfatii Mr. Robert Walker an Ibis wife, ridingin a wagon with two seats, were crox-mg a rail rimJ track in Detroit. Michigan, Fii- dav, when the gentleman, who sat on the front scat driving. Iti Io tl.e la lv sat behind him, suddenly (iNeovrro I that n train of cars wm' rnpid'y ? ;v proiichir.g lie wh:pp -d hish ns:.r; l they pn.ng u'.J.ly forward. T-ijs nnexp'-cted 1.11 mont throw Mis. V alk er out of the v:ig -n. bbe f. 11 up -i the planks between tho rails, which inrrn t.l .nili'.e liTIKS tOVJS. .Illll I . r . t c. ... n -; ..i . , . maois oi on- um-.-i mi.,m- -y found beidc the triUK. toe fj.i:rc 1 train laving p.tS-ed OVCT t TC m. They I -Pr(. shuiM-leS -eles rni. .11 i set 1 1 (i it co ti h Item, Tho Ration says housekeeping i human ; boarding is simply animal. What did Lot do when big wifa turned to iult? Got a fresh one. Tea kettles arc decidedly Yankee in their melody; they sing through their noses. If a 1gamist were sentenced tolivo with his two wives in the same house, tko crimo wold svuu OCVOIUC CXDDCt. An Irishman, having been told that the price of bread hadallen,exclaimed: "This is the first time I ever rejoiced, at the fall of my best friend." One of the oldest papers in the world, the J'oslzi itunrt, of Frankfort, est. Uialied in I01G, Las just di'sap? pcared suppressed by iJiMnaick. If j our Bitcr, while engaged with a. sweetheart, asks you to bring a glass of water from an adjoining room, start on the errand, but yon need not re turn. You will not be missed. Don't Miss (Smith nsked "tho pleasure of Captain Jones's companj- to tea." At the time appointed the Capta'n, be'ng in command of the Rifles, made his apinaranco with tho wholo of company in parade dress. 'Speakingof shaving," s.iid a pretty girl to an obdurate old bachelor, "I t i , . i , . , - . "' " a j.air oi nanasome kyps would bo the licst mirror to thavo jby." "Yts, many a oor fellow hag ''ci n d'aved ly thcia. SouaMles, au olJ bachelor, 6liow- his btocl ings.whit h he has ju.-t darned, to n niai:cn lady, who contomptuoueiy remarks, "I'lettj-goodfora man darn er." Whereupon Squabbles rejoics, "Good enough lor a woman, darn her." A would-be ngrccable. taking his n wit and a beauty. "its, replied Madame de Stael, "and without pos, sensing either." A squaw in CetrftFMrcIitgnn had s pappoose on her arm, exceedingly white lor a member of us race, winch was not a bah-breed ? Vhereuon ,..,5. o,,, r.ot a drop of wh.la Mo0(i al,oct jt hitlf Ingia ar.d half iniSe,i0I,arv." - . v i.i .:t .1 t,,w - - 1 ra Rinder to keep the Sabbath," sail '1 .1 teil von bow incisive young to lend it to hiui, and I'll be bound that he'll keep it. lie whs never yet known torctuq anything that he borrowed." U'Connell, in addressing a jun. having exhausted every oruinary epi thet d abuse, stopped lor a w ord, nud then added, 'this nau-frageous ruffian.' Whcu afterward asked by bis friend, the meaning of the worth he confessed, ho did not know, but said, "he thought it sounded wed. At an assemblage of a few friends, one evening, the nt'sencc oi a laay was noticed, which was npologized for by an acquaintance, who stated that she wns detained by an interesting little incident, "Ah, yes," exclaimed Mrs. John Smith, "and a beautiful little incident it was too weighing just nine pounds and a half 1 A physieian passing a stonemason $ shopcallc I rut : "Good morning, Mr. D. hard nt work I see. You finish vour grave stones as far as "In th; "memory of," and then wait I suppose, to see who want monument next V 'Why, yes," r -plied the xld man, "unless somebody's sick and you arij doctoring him, then I keep on." A young e.-iiisite, innocent of any hair upon his face, went into Phal'.'c'g last week. at. d seating himself in one of the chairs, told the operator to slmvo him. Tho barber lathered hi face and then tat ilcnu on another clmir and began to read the Tribune. "Hallo, fellow," Fays the dandy, "what are you wailing f r "' "I have done all I can, sir,'' replied the other. T am hot wailing for your beard ty grow." It has tran.-pirctl that the Taymas ter who cmbt .'.led several thousand dollars of the Government money b cutting from tho Seven-thirty bond in his posse -sio'.i the r.iatei ial c.ipo.s and aj pivpri.-ting the proceeds to bis own rse is IA utei.aut t'olonel Thorn as P. Winrtor, CIi'k f Pavm-i.-'cr cf the Pay Distn'et cf the Guff of New Or: l:an s. Tur. M.Ti:or.:o Lun ir. Tho me: tcrie shower j rv.isi.'id by theustron oru-rs about tha r.iiuuie cf Nt vei.oo,: is it ai-ncars, preceded bv !: liniitif.ry l'hC h:l ::iens. It u stattd in the Phdadelnhta lrrd-.-r that for ec-vcriif ni:;ht vaf-t, not w ithstandirg tln tu.'ion'lght, brilliant ineicors bae beci tiotiecd in the l.eava., ar.d the grn'i ';j da a;. lit 'pat d next month vi probably not fail u.