1 ! ft 3co. B- GOODLAKLER, Editor and Proprietor. PRINCIPLES, not MSN. TERMS :-$2 00 Per Annum, if paid in advance VOL. XXXIII. WHOLE NO. 1934. CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 186G. NEW SERIES VOL. VII. NO. 17. WfJtfiocnl & gfJusinfjss Card J. WAI.1.ACI, ULAKE WALTERS WV. D, BlUI.EIt, FRANK FIEI.UINO. WALLACE, BIGLER 4 FIELDING, VTIOREYS AT LAW, Clearfield, i-a. Legal business of all kinds promptly and irately attend.-.! to. May 15, 'fl-ly. HOS. J. McCULLOUGH, TTORSEY AT LAW. Office edjoining the Bank, formerly occupied by J. B. MelCnally, MHrket street. Clearfield, Pa. Will attend roroptlv t Collections, Bale of Land, Ao. !fc 17.'f.3. --.--a---- I JOHN L. CUTTE , , TTORNEV AT LAW and REAL ESTATB A Arent. Clearfield, Pa-Office on Market itrlet, crpofite tbe jail. Kespectfully offers hii Krviees in selling and buying lands in Clearfield ad adjoining eountica ; and with an experience f over'twenty years as a Surveyor, flatters himself liit he can render satisfaction. Fob. '63 tf. ROBERT J. WALLACE, 4 TTOHNEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Penn'a. 'A Cffice in fc'kew'a Rear, opposite the Journal WM. M. McCULLOUGH, TTflftVEY AT LAW. Clearfield, l'enn a. ,(r. on Market Street, ore door east of tbe jpc'lcarfield County Bank tODK H. OBT1S. May 4, lS4-t C. T. ALEXANDER. ORVIS & ALEXANDER, 4 TTOUNti S A r l-An, A Sent. 13th ISfiS-ly. Eellefonte, ra. f DR. J. P. BURCHFIELD, IT ATE Furgeon of the 83d Regiment, l'enn a J j Volunteers, having returned Irom the Army, filers his proiefsional services to the citiiens of Clearfield and vicinity. Professional calls prompt ly attended to. Office on couth East corner of id and Unrket streets. April 4. 1366,-tf. DENTISTRY. J. P. CORNETT. Dchtist. offers K5f-v his professional services to the eiti- -uZLlIJ tuns of Curwensville and vicinity. Office in Drue Store. corner Main and Thompson streets. Curwensville, May 11, lSCtt-ly pd J. BLAKE WALTERS, CHIVEXER AND COS VEVANCLR, and Agent for the l'urcnase ana bale ol w':r.. .,. v... Over-Coats. Oent'a Shawls UesrCeld. Fa. I rompt alien i on g.v.u w .u brines, connected. ah the Wuuty omces. Omoe with Hon. U A. Wallace. Jan. 1, l66 tf. ..cvn n puptii l.iLo. .f ih. P.a mnA i I Licensed Cun-eyaneer, N ew yafhington, Clearfield county. Pa. i l.To.j JAMES C. BARRETT, Justice of the Peace and Licensed Conveyaaoer, Lulhersburg, Clearfield euuaty, i'a. Collections and remit tances promptly made, and 'ill kinds of legal in strument (xecutued on short notice, Lnthorshurg. May Dth, 188ft-t I. . H'MURRAT. SAMtEL MITCHELL. Ptalers in Foreign and Domestie Merchandise, L mber, tJrain. 1-e. Jiew Washington, October 2 i, Iff. j.-ly.pd. Clearfield Cj.. Pa. C. KRATZER & SOX, Mr. KCH AM S, doalrrs in Dry Goods Clothing, Hardware, Cuttlery, Queenswar Orooeries, Hhingles, and Provisions. At the old stand on Front tilreet above the Academy. Clearfield, December 13th, 18fii-tf, J. T. KRATZER, Mr.RCHANT, and dealer in Dry Goods Clothing, Hardware, Queensware, Groceries i'rovisinns, Ac. Market streft, opposite the Jail, Clearfield Pa. April 2nih 1864. LEON M. COUTRIET, MHHt IIANT, and dealer in Dry Goods, Heady-made Clothing, Oroeeriea, Liquors, Drugs and Medicines, Hats and Caps, B mts and fhwa. Hardware, Tinware, Ae. Frencbville Cleaifield countv. Pa. MsyJ.'M CEORCt r. WAROLK. CBARLIa N. REED V.TT J! Jr n )i ililiji JibOlSU C UlOf WHOT.KSAl.K OROCF.RS. Tobacco, Tea, Spices, &c, cVc, K. K. cor. 6th Market Ml , Feb.U, lSOO-Om. FU1LADELIMKA. CIRKNIUS HOWE. Justice of tub Peace. For Dicsrra Township, will promptly attend to ail business entrusted to his rare. P. 0. Address, Philipsburf Pa. Aug. 21st 1SS1 THOMAS M CRISMAN, Agent for the Singer 6ewing Machines, rhilipshurg. Centre co., Peon 'a, Oct. llih. I8(ti.-tf. (Ccnntn IMml Sgank; CLEARFIELD, TA. rphls Bank is now open and ready for business, L Office oa Seconed street. In the building for merly occupied by Leonard, Finney A Co. niRECTORI ARD orricERS. .JAS. T. LEONARD, Prcs't. JAS. D. GRAHAM, TYM. A. WALLACE, A K. wmoHr, ' Juu?b, 18.W -t. RICHARD SHAW. WM. PORTER. GEO. L. REED. WM. V. WRIGHT, Cashier. CM-:AKFIEl.Is COLIXry HANK-Tbe Clearfield County Dank as an Incorporated institution bas gone out ofiiienee by the sur render of its charter on May 1 1th, ISfij. All of its stock is owned by the subscribers, who will continue the bankitg business at the same place as private bankers uoder the firm name of lb " Clearfield County Bank." We are responsible for the debts of tbe Bank, and wi.l pay its notes oa demand at the eounter. . Deposiu received and interest (aid when mo ney is left for a filed tin. Paper discounted at sil per eeat. as heretofore Our personal responsibility is pledged for all deposiu received and business transacted. A continuance of tbe liberal petrous? e of the bi aineai men of ths county is respectfully selici tea. As President, Cashier aal Officers ef the late Cienrfield County Bank, we require the notes ol said bank to be presented for redemption. James T. Leonard, Richard Shaw, Wm. Porter, James It. Graham, A. t. Wright, 0. L. Reed, William A. Wallace. Jt-T-The business of tbe Dank will he conduc ted by John M. Adams, Esq., ae Caahjer. Jan 1V tt II. F. NATJGLE, MAKER. Graham's Row, Clearfield, Pean'a. Tbe subscriber respectfally informs his old customers and the publio, that be bas on hand, and constantly receiving new additions, a large stork of Clocks, Watche and Jewelry. Jewelrj of every variety from a single piece to full sett,-" ' " Watches, aline assortmentof silver Hunting and open care, American and patent Levers, plain and full jeweled. Clocks, a large variety from the best Manufac tory, consisting of Eight day and Th'rty houi Spring and Weight, Levers, Tina, Euike and Aiarm. Spectacles, a large assortment far and near sight, colored and plain glass. Also, a fine assortment of Spoons, forks, Butter-knives, etc., plated on jenuine Alabata. ALL kinds of Clocks, Watches and Jewolry carefullv rcpairtd and Warranted November 15th. 1SCJ 11. F. KAL'iiLE- I pLl) I'ICSS. n. F. NAUGLK baa just A cnntirtnanA rtf tiittrnnnirA ia nlit'itftit- VJI receivod an Llogant assortiuent of the best I quality; also silver e He union and desk holders. Jovembor,29 1S85. REMOVAL. J. P. KRATZER, has removed to his new Ware-Rooms, on Market St., Clearfield, Pa., where he has opened a very Urge ilock of Dry Goods j Meriones, GiDghaiai, Cloths, Tjrlaines, Printf, Ca.-simeres, Alpacas, 5ilks, Fstmets, Reps, Cashmeres, Tweeds, Cobergs, Mohair, Jeuns, Lanellas, Muslins, Flannels, Bonnets, Rib bons, Cloaks, Balmoral Skirts, Hoop. Skirt, frhawls. Dress Trimmings, Head Nets, Caps, Corsets, Gloves, Collars, earls, Grenadine Veils, Table Covers. Cloth i n rr R Caps, Vnder-Shiru and T7rar, Bolfc shoes. Gum ... ' rv.,. m.... aodCullars. UARDWARE. QUEENSWARE, GRO CERIES A MUSICAL GOODS. Groceries. Tea, Coffee, Sugar, Molasses.Salt, Candles, Rica, Flour, Bacon, r un, Jobacco, buiut, Currants, S p i e e s, Crackers, Vinegar, Oils, Var nish, Alcohol. TIN-WARE. GLASS-WARE. WOODEN- WARE, and STATIONERY. Household Goods. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Drugget, Looking -Blesses Clocks, Churns, W afhboomj, tuns, unci ts. Flat Irons, Pans, Window Blinds, Wall -paper, Coal Oil Lamps, I'm brellas, Bedcords, Knives and Forks, Spoons, Crocks, aoi btors Blacking. Sir All of which will be sold on the most rea sonable terms, and the highest market price paid or Grain, Wool, and allkinds of country produce. Clearfield, December 13, lata. a vrvrilPT? V PI T V 1 l'T A FALL IN TRICES. AT THE I hPfm I vilSIL OlOrC A OF WILLIAM F.IRWIN! South Second St., Clearfield, Pa. A FRESH ARRIVAL OF Sprint fic Summer Goods At Urcatly Kcduceu l'riccs. lam Just receiving and opening a carefully sleeted stock of fashionable hpnng A Pum mor Goods of almost every description. A beautiful assortment of Prints and Dry roods, of the newest and latest styles. Also a great variety of useful notions, DRY GOODS AND MOTIONS. Bonnets, Shawls, Hate and Caps, Soots and Shoes, a large quantity, Hardware, Queensware, Drugs and .Medicines, Oil and Paints, Carpet A Oil Cloths, L . iX 'f l 4-i aJ, VS baJ 9 and rruui roreigo and domestic, such as Apples, reachoi, t'ur rani, Frunea. liaisms, Oran ges, and lcmous. Fish, Bacon and Flour. Mackerel In i I and ) barrels of the best quality, nil of which will be sold at tbe lowest oash or ready pay prices. My old friends and the publio generally, are refpectfully invited te call. X-trN. II. All kinds of 6??A.Vand approved COCXTBV PXOUUCKt la ea.karge for Q,oda. WM. F. IRWIN. Clearfield, May Sth, IS tf DRESSMAKING, ETC. SPECIAL NOTICE. Parisian DRKS? and CLOAK Making. Ladies can have their Die-eos, Suit4,CoaU and Dasuines handoincly oiado and triuinud, at the shortest noli, a, at the old-established stand. 1031 ( hestcut street Fancy and plain Fans, Mantilla Ornaments, dress and cloak holloas, kinhoei. C'uny and Guipure Laces. Bugle and Gimp Djesj Trim mings, with a laree variety of Staple and Fancy Woods, from i to M percent less than etarwhere. Also, receiving dailv. Paris Fashions in tisaue paper, for Ladies and Cbildien's Dresses. Sets of Patterns for Men hauls and Dressmakers, now -ady,at Mrs. M. A. II IN Dh ICS, )yi-ly 1M1 Chestnut tt., I'hiladelphl, PETER A. GAULIN, AND GENERAL CLOTHIER. Graham's Row, over Naucle'a Watch Jewelry Siore, Market Street, CLEARFIELD, PA. The subscriber having permanently loca ted bttuoctlrin tbe Horouen ot Clearfield, baa detei mined toengapein the business of .1 innU r--itep-or)nstntly on hand a full assortment of Cloths, Cassimerea, Sulinetts, and Y eatings, of the best quul- ity and latest styles, which I will ,11 a ii u 1' a c I ii i e to order, to suit customers, on short notice. Pat licular attention will be paid to Cutting and Fitting Uentlemen,8lHoya, and Chiliirens Clothing; and in fuct, everythii.jr pertaining to this UKAJSC11 Of liUSlSfiSS. A liberal share of public patronage is, therefore, ret-pecirullr solicited, and would advise all, to give me call lefore purchaiiL' ftwhoit ai, oods in try l1De. I . A. GAULIX. Clearfield. May lGtb. 180tl-tf. II. Bridge M3S302lAK5? (Store one dear Esst of Clearfield Uonse,) .Market !St., Clearlield, Keeps on band a full assortment of UtMS J-tltMSUlAU UWiS, such as Shirts, Linen and Woolen under Shirts, drawers and socks. Beck-ties, pocket handker chiefs gloves umbrellas, bats Ac, in great variety. 01 pioce Uonda be keeps the best Cloths of ail "shades and eolors, sura a BLACK DOESKIN 'JK THE VERY bed mae. Fancy Cassiiner in great variey; Alo, t rench Coaling, lVavor, 1 ilot, Chin chilla, and Fiicott over coating, all of which will be sold Cheap for Cash ; ami made un according to the latest Styles by Experienced Workman. Also Agent for ClearGeld co., for I. M. Singer, f- Co , cel ebrated Sewing Machines. H- RKJlHjE. Clearfield, Fenn'a, Ao. 1, lSOa.-tf. HOW TO SAVE HONEY. The times are hard ; you'd like to ooxw How you may save your Dollars J The way to do it I will show, It you will read what follows. A man who lived not far ftom hero, Who worked bard at his trade, But bal a household to support. That squandered all he made. I met biui onee, aayi be, "my friend, I look threadbare and rough ; I've tried to gel myself a suit, Bat can't ssre up enough." Says I, ay friend, how much have you? I'llull you where to go, To get a suit that's aound and cheap. At Vrtl.Nii'S and Cj. He took what little be lad saved. And went to ltelxeustciu .V UrolherV, And there he got a handsome suit, For half he paid to others. Now he is home, ke looks so well And their effect is such, That when tbey take their daily meals, The j don't eat half so much. And now he finds on Saturday night With all their wants supplied ; That he has money left to spend. And some to lay aside. His good success, with cheerful faile, Ue gladly tolls to all; If you d save Monev, go and buy. Ynnrrli.tlx. vl Melzniittrlu Cluthllic IlalL Wh" ,h r"T-e.l. En.sl and test CloU,iug and gooo good Fumirbiug Goods can be had to suit I every taste, and in every style. April II, 18B tf HAHLEY & SON, FOUNDERS, ClearfieU, Penn'a. They kerehy notify the publio, that the Foundry in tbe Borough of Clearfield, haa been put in full blast, and they are now ready to accommodate the community with anything pet taining to their line. They keep constantly on kand a general assortment of Cook, Tarlorand Ten Plato Stoves, for burning EITHER WOOD OR COAL Salamander's, Number 4, Base Stoves, Number 3 and 4, Wash Kettles, 1G and 20 gallons, Fire Grates 20 and 2rt inches, FARM DINNER P. ELLS TWO SIZES, Flows and Flow Cutting. We are, also, prepared to mako al kinds of GRIST AND SAW MILL IRONS, and special attention is paid to the re pairing of Threshing Machines. Tersona in want of anjihinp. in our line, would do well by piv.ng us a call All kinds of country produce, and old .. ,...i.... f... W.. faciure. at the uk'ueat market ir'ue. II Alt LEV & SONS. Clearfield. IV. fcoveniler 1st. lM'.5.-tf. ' Swaima1 panares, Kennedy's medial Dis - eorery, llembolds Buchu. Baker's Cod Liver o,l. Jane's .04 Ayr's ..dicluesof every kind For sale bv pmund sPire citron; ing". 1 l. round and un VsT li.h Currants, Kl. Coffee and Vinegar the best aualitv. For sale bv 11. A I. Clearfield, January 10th, ISM. aaVBt. nosaliiira, Ilubbell's. Drake's Hoof - It land's German, Hosteller Oxvrenatei Bitters, also pure s and Oreeee's slnr'n-Vi! kinds for medicinal purposes, for sale hy The Intendment. Itatlflritlon or the Constitutional Amend, mcii a tondJtion" of KeNtoratioit. . From tbe New York World. "Who control tho Kcpublicun part y, tho IlaJicnls or tho Coimorvatives, like Mr. iinymond, who havo slunlc back to it 1 , Some of the Conservatives Bay tho constitutional amendment is a "'ondit;on" of Restoration. . Here is what t'A; real rulers, tho thorough "Radicausaj" : " From tbe Independent. ''Yfe know ltorsonally every promi nent member of Congress, and we kiiov that the leaders do not mean to aduit the unadmitted States on the me:o adoption of tho amendment. Mrreovcr, we know personally the leuiiug Radicals of tho Republican prty outbids of Congress, and we know that they havo no intention of making the amendment thchnal meas ure of admission. To sa-, therefore, as the National Committee pay, that, on condition of adopting the amend-1 inent, as Tennessee adopted it, "the door stands invitingly open" for the ten other States, is to make a promise to the mr to break it to tho hope , To say, with tho Syracuse Republican Convention, or with the address of the National Republican Committee, that Congress will restore tho ten waiting Slates if these States adopt tho amendment, is to misrepresent tho issue. "Slavery was not abolished under the mild influence of temptation, but un der tho strong influence of compul sion; anJ the negro's enfranchisement will not be achieved by bach tempta tion, but by etich compulsion. Ac cordingly, the Radical party, Xorth and Souib, white and black, can as sent to no reconstruction bhort of im partial eufVragc. . ".No IcaJing Republican in Congress moans to admit the ten waiting Slates simply on the adaption of the consti tutional amendment, Thcso States are to bo admitted on no conditions short of tho equal political rights of their loyal citizens, without Uilinc tion of race. A reconstruction of the Union on any other basis would be a national dishonor. Until tho rebel States can comu Ltuk on this b;isis. they shall not come back at all." Mr, JJoutwell, ol Massachusetts, one of tho -Star-Chamber Committee of Fifteen, and a candidate for re-election to Congress, in a m-otit speech, said If the present Congressional plat form expressed tho whole claim to be demanded ol tho South, it was one that ho would not support, Jt was well as far as it went, but it did not go far enough. Thero would be no safety if the South camo in and thec demand were only complied with. Our only security in tho future was in endowing the colored loyal people of tho South with tho elective franchise, and the speaker said ho did not in tend to vote for tho admission of ei thor of the ten States not at present represented in tho Congress of tho L nited States until impartial Futiragc was secured to all the people of those Su(og. t . "Ho believed that wlien"tho Thirty- ninth Congress assembled in Decem ber next, tliero would not bo found five men who were identified with the Republican party who would not be in lavor of impartial suffrage in evcrj one of these ten States as a condition precedent to their admission." Mr. lioutwell is ono ol tho J.a.licnl lenders of Congrc??, and knows what he aflirms in this matter to bo true; and nil tho Radical rulers in the Rump have tsaid the same thing in word, and in tlccd also, when they refused to pass tho bill reported April SO, ma king the amendment a "condition." The rniNcr.ss Mr rat. Among the arrivals at. Boston by tho China, from Kurope, is tho Princess Murat, who is on her way homo to Florida, in company wjtJi tho son of the late Commo'loro Dallas, of tho United States Navy. Sho is tho descendant of Jocahim Murat, King of Naples, and belongs in Florida, whoro she has long resided. At the closo of tho war, Louis Napoleon sent to know how he fared, sud on receiving tho re quired information, settled oil her for liio the sum of 20,000 francs, or about S;5.000 in cold, annually. Sho is also l vo u Washington, her grandmother having been Wash- ( . T . . 0 iinirion b nisier. The Troi ni.vs oka Con-chessman. -Hon. C. V. Culver, now coniitied in Mail at Franklin, Pa., does not desire 1 to avail himself of his congressional I ;;; n 1 ...jil moct !,:' t.j.,1 ja , U ' i.,.!,!,., f.iri nroerHSO in- w 1 v lis a a s ' I numerable, several indictments charg of, ing bllU With f.llso pretenses and Ctll- bczzlemcnt are pending, and nro to bo culled ui next month, at Harnsburg. ) Last wet k tho house ana luniiture 01 I . . a - .. .jie gCI)lriIian WCrc sold, at the in ' stance of his creditor.. Jit I Vamon. Kit Carson, the oracle of tho West ern plains and mountains, has lately been visited by a correspondent of the Cincinnati Commercial, to whom he communicated tho following ii'terest ing reminiscences : All tho Indian, 'hunters and trap pers rido with short stirrups. I am almost bow-legged from it. It is more important to tho Indian than the white iiiun, as It ts only by am ot the stirrup hecan whift his position, bangingdown on one side so to conceal all his body but bis Jcj. Ilia leg is all you have to firo at, aa he throws himself on the side buttocks, or around the ueck of the horse. On this account, also, they hang tho stirrups well for ward. Some one referred to Carson's inti mate knowledge of Indian strategy. b- Why, yes, I am up to a good many of their tricks, but they looled me once thoy fooled we pretty bad that time, I'll tell you about it. It was in let me sco yes, 8;Jf. There were six of us hunters out after buffalo, up in the Snake country. We had made a pretty good hunt, and came into camp at night, intending to start in next morning w ith our hunt. Wt'.I, we camped. Had a good many dogs with us, pome of them good dogs. Tl,.. I ..! ..,! .. ,t....l ....st tio heard wolves. As 1 lay by the hre, 1 saw one or two big wolves sneaking about camp ono of them quite in it. Cerdon wanted to lire, b'it I would I not lc t him, fur fear of hitting buinc of the dogs. I had just a little suspicion that tin; wolves might be Iwdiai.s, but when I saw them turn short round, ami heard the snap of their teeth when tho dogs came too tloso to one of them, f felt easy then, and made sure it was a wolf. Tho Indian fooled nic that time. Confound the rascal'' bo- coming animated ''confound the ras cal, doyou think he didn't have t-voold bufl'al'j bones in his baud that ho crak ed together every time ho turned to snap at tho dogs ? Well, by and ly we dozed oil" asleep, and it wasn't long before I was awoko by a crash , and a blaze. I jumped strait for the mule and held 'em. If the Indians had been smart they'd a had us all but they run as soon as they firod. I hey killed but one ot us poor Davis. lie i i.' i ii . , ii had live bullets in Ins body ami eight in bis bufla o robe. '1 ho Indians w ere . . r... ,, , u o , a Imii.l ifSiiiMT mi t lio wnr nil n filler " ' '--- 1-- the Snakes, and came on us by acci dent. They tried to waylay us i.ext morning, but we killed three of 'etn, including their chief. "When I first, went over into Cali fornia in l'H, the. valleys were full of Indian tribes. Indians were thick everywhere, and I saw a great deal of some largo and flourishing tribes. When I was thereagain in 113, they had all disappoare land w hen I inquir ed about certain tribes I had seen on the spot, was told by the people living there that they had never heard of them." ' "I,lar I'.eaii" Cloaks. The new cloaking for the coining winter sea sons are all of tho Polar bear order, lulled half an inch thick, and very soft and warm. They arc not adapted to either round cloaks or tight-fitting garments, and can only be made into coats or looso paletots, anu oniy trimmed with tho most extravagant of buttons. The latest fashion in buttons is to represent upon them horses' heads, dogs' heads, and also sometimes the whole animal. The bear, having re ceived its share of pntronago among the rest, has triven tho name to the shaggy coats and sacks of thick, white and I light tufted cloth, which are hence forth to bo known as "Polar bear" cloaks. Thcso clotl9 nro very expensive, 815 and SIS per yard, but they are wide, and so, fortunately, it does not take many yards to make a cloak. The "Alpine" cloaking is beautifiil ; it is 01 thick, white wool, or striped in eolors, blue or ccrite, and is used only for opera cloaks, or in all white, or carriage paletots. A lloiirumr. Death Mr. Robert Walker an Ibis wife, riding in a w agon with two ser.t?, wcro crossing a rail road track in Detroit, Michigan, Fri day, when tho gentleman, who sat on the front seat driving, while tho lady sat behind him, suddenly discovered that n train of cars was r.ipb Hy iqv proaching. lie whipped Lis hnrs'v.riud they sprang quickly forward. Tiii unexpected moment thivw Mrs. Walk er out fftho wngon. Hie fell upon the planks between tin rails, which servo to enable terms to pass, and i:i an instant after tho train wr.s grind insr her body almost to jelly. The re- mains ot the unb.rlunale victim were r s- I t M . 1 I . 1 ... aV ! uouna uesiuo tne uikk, iuu - j train having j.assed over thcni. 1 wore a shapeless mass. t ney .lllsetllaneoun Items, Tho Ration says housekeeping in human ; boarding is simply animal. What did Lot do when his wifu turned to salt? (Jot a fresh one. Tea kettles arc decidedly Yankee in their melody; they bing through their noses. If a b'gamist were sentenced tolivo with bis two wives in tho same honsc, tke crimo w.Jd ojuu lCCUIUO CXtinCt. An Irishman, having been told that the price of bread hadfallen.oxelaimed; "This is the first time 1 ever rejojeed. at the fall of my best friend." One of the oldest papers in tho world, the J'of!;,itun(f. of Frankfort, est;;blialied in iGld, has just disapr pearcd suppressed by Bismarck. If your 6istcr, while engaged with sweetheart, asks v-ou to bring a glass of water from an adjoining room, start on the errand, but you need not re turn. Vou will not be missed. Don' forget this, little boys. Miss (Smith asked "tho pleasure of Captain Jones's company to tea." At the time appointed the Captain, being in command of the Rifles, made bis appcaranco with tho wholo of biq company in parade dress. "Speaking of shaving, "enid a vrcttv Igirl to an obdurate old bachelor, "I should think that a pair of handsome eyes would bo the best mirror to bbavo by." "Yts, many a poor fellow hag been shaved by them." S.juabbles, an old bachelor, show bis block ings.w hich he has just darned, to a niai n lady, who contemptuously l'rt'tt y good for a man darn- remarks er. hereupon fjiiabblcM rejoins, "Good enough lur a woman, darn her." A would-be agreeable, taking his seat between Madam de Stacl and tho reigning beauty of tho da', said, "How happy! am to be thus seated between a wit and a beauty!" "Yes," replied Madame de Stacl, "and without poa sessing cither." A squaw in Cerrtrfti Michigan had a pappoosc on her arm, exceedingly white for a member of its race, w hicli f , ill(jut.cj a ,,cntlcmau to ask if it wag ,10t a hah.!,,. Whereupon sM. not n j,.0p 0f wLaita lv0ll nIj0Ut ;t lutlT Ingin a".d half missionary." r . , T - ., . "I wish I could prevail on neighbor 1 KnU.nfl. " ni.l i ' T . i ;.. ' . irood Mr. Johnson. "I II tell 3-011 how c ... . . . . . J to Uo it, exclaimed incisive young Smith ; "ret somebody to lend it to. him, and I'll bo bound that he'll keep it. He wits never yet known toretui anything that be borrowed." O'C'onnell, in addressing a jury, having exhausted every ordinary epi thet of abuse, stopped for a w ord, aud. then added, 'this nau-trageous ruthan.' When afterward asked by his friends tho meaning of the word, heconfesse4 ho did not know, but said, "lie though it sounded well. At an assemblage of a few friends, one evening, the absence of a lady was noticed, which was apologized for by an acquaintance, w ho stated that she was detained by an interesting little incident. "Ah, yes," exclaimed Mrs. John Smith, "and a beautiful littlo incident it was too weighing just nine pounds and a half!" A. physician passing tt stonemason's, shop called out : "Good morning, Mr. D. hard at work I see. You thfish your grave stones as fur as "In the. memory of," and then wait I suppose, to see who want a monument next Y "Why, yes," n plied tho xld man, "unless somebody's sick and you arc, doctoring him, then I keep on. A young exquisite, innocent of any hair upon his face, went into Phal ju'tj last week, nr.d seating himself in one of the chairs, told tho operator to shavo him. Tho, barber lathered bis fa co and then sat (loan 011 another chair Mid began to read the Tribune. "Hallo, fellow," says the dandy, "what are you waiting for "I have done all I can, sir," replied the other. I am now waiting for your beard ty grow." It has transpired that the TiiymaR ti r who ember..led several thousand, dollars of the government money b cutting froL. tho Scycn-thirty bonds in bis possession the material cipons. and appropriating the proceeds to his, own use is lieutenant Colonel Thorn as F. Wim toi', Chief Paymaster cf the Pay District of the GulVcf New Or; leans. Tur. Mt.TT.oiuo Pn-ri.AV. Tho me; tcorie shower proinW-cd by thuustron omcrs about tlio middle of Xovoiabei: K it appears, preceded by prclimiiu.ry exhibitions. It is stated in thu Philadelphia ledger that for fc-vcrnl nights past, notwithstanding thj moonlight, brilliant meteors have been, noticed in the beaver,, and tho grand display anticipated next month yi'i probably not fail us.