iielllltlCI'll CUCrr. ' BY 0. B. GOOBLANDEH & CO. vol. xxxi.. whom: no. iok. PIUNCirLES, not MEN. TERMj-31 35 vt Anntin, if raid in nflvancc. Ni:wsKmr.8-voL. ..-no en. ci.KAiinr.Li), wi:dmi:a, jan. .tj, inr.j. M.i: tli J1 JVHO WOULDN'T BE A HEATHEN? hint, is lo he nut of mind. Voup tallow candle, p!c'a-es Jiio. Wo ghots like the TTe find the u!jnin..,l lin.M in on of our light of other days nrotii.il lis. Wo al KbMgt,, ami int.t ,o; crl!u!ly heg I.-sto to call fn ,ho ,,mjv burned tall.iW Ci.ll- t them the uttoijtinn i.f tho.- e yl itm.tl.n M-i?) : s , wno aeli(;!)l in (".i lm f,iuiiow oVr, Nrw I, up land ram, (1nnne! end Diirrinmiriea to tho h-ia-then Mamma, I wish T live 1 nwny, Airny anron tho frert lil; son, Where littlo liontlion rhildrrn "1-y, And then how linpv I slioulil he! X wish you'd bo a liaiit'ion, too, And theo w ell should huve aome hreJ, ' "nd pi nd warm clothes for imkut Kuo And hrolhor Willie ftho ii dead. I'd fo and find hii littlo grave, i And toll him to come home ain, And bread and little ghom lio'd hure, And ho would thank his sistor Jano. Al l follia would come und fco yuu the'i Hiimtnn, you look ro f irk nnd 'it! : Andbrini; si uio bro i I uu 1 buttor, whf i Thoy beard ivy diner's wail. . Uamtnn, enn't Christian bounties hr : ' Excopt'on hinthenfl? C.:'t they give To Bi..ter Rue und mo feme bread. And let your littlo daughter live ? I went to church to diiy, nnd heard The t rencher for the heathen pray ; But not the tirst imploring word 1'or hungry little Christians say. My little dress was wern and thin, And I sat ahyrering in tho cold ; ! V hilo other little girls put in The hor, their fhininj sums of old, Thy told ma that this was to buy 1'or littlo heathen girls Some brnj; Ob ! mother, how I wish that I C'eu'd bo a heathen an I be fed. , They langhed at ruy i,ld faded dren, And put on many hu ;lity air: ' I though, of iod in my l; ,:i , . And 1.1 107 faro and uttered prayers, Ma.mnta. ihan't wo bo he.ithon--, to , ' ' Fo we can havo Fome clothes and tread ? I and my littlo siter flue, ' And brother Wi!!V, who is dead ? MY GRAND MOTHER'S GHOST. From ninrkwooil.'a Magaiine. r' Tboe.is wuu'.dn't burn, the kerosene strangled me with it noxious odor, the i fluid apluttettd, burnt blue, and went iJl Out. I am afrail of the dark ; tbat ghoat j black which makes one's eyes ache, with 1 "B the want of light ; that palpable gloom which aeems to beat like a roomful of pal- pitations of the heart round you, every-. ! where; 'hat visiblo nothing, which hold a. J the tables, tho chairs, the portraits you l'-1 are familiar with, ye, hides them in its ,. it DiacK veil irom your view; t:iat emty luu ;.ti ness through which you thrust out your li Jl; groping artiifi, then shrink back, opprcss- ea wnn a presence you can neittier near, , ltlsee nor feel. 10B. I h 'Milly,' I said to my littlo maid, 'run jjj somewhere and get me a light.' She ran to the grocer's wife, and caino jSibaclc with a penny dip in a brass candle iscti stick. -As she placed it on my table, went out 1 an' 4 nQv nd shut tho door, the little boy in bronzo J i on the mantle, raised his hammer and H;j 'truck the figure of Time twelve ring bin Jng blows on tho heart. It was mid ' night. , The candlo burned clearly. I resumed the old volume of German legends I was reading, and as I laid my finger on a par- ti, agrsph, and jansed to ponJei 011 tho pos-WjH- sibility of spirits returning to earth to ( - wreak yengeance on foes, or woik well to I 1 friends, I heard a deep s:gh by my elbow. li: I turned and beheld tho ghot of my in grandmother. icl;,t" I knew her from her resemblance to Tri her potrait. She woro tho same white csrp with its wide border plaited round k nf . , . , . , , her !aco tho samo prim Uress with ile which I had grown familiar in the pic- in 1 . She died twenty years ago. I was na- medfor her. be i" BlMi I drew up tho rocking chair for the j ghost, She sat down in it. A pillow li, could not have sank there more noiseless Ij than ho did. Sho kept her hands in oW1 the same position on her beast, that sorae di body tied thorn twenty years ago. o'J She 8xed hor keen black ryes upon mo tCW beautiful eyes, which I had always ad wired in the portrait. None of her dos dcendants had such ryes. ! I could not come,' alio (aid, jn deep so bwpulchral tones, 'in gas light. Ghosts and 1 sul'1!?" 'fi'lts ar', ftt W4r always. As for ker ck 'oMne oil, we groan in spirit at its use. yellow mortal noses can, night after night yfltV Inhale tho odor it emits, is a won 4er. It is worse than brimstone. W pTgT Tut our CQ'd lip under your ch'in nys and blown our ghastly breaths into J.he Rame. Wo have seen the chimneys tb'Jlacken with smoke, and apartments fill l-with disgusting fragrance. Teople only : fjfjjf1' the lamp ij in a draught. They mo- St and bore with it. Wo shall have to -jjjjjjjfielj. Kerosene is a modern discovery, 'igVlfShocU are old fashioned. To be out of Tho fine ryes of my grandmother pn.'ed t tuy p.-nny dip steadfastly for moment. She seemed lo seo visions and dream dreams. "My dear,' tho said, 'you aro tho find of the family thtit havo turned to candles ! since the innovation of gas. You urn in- dobted to your dip for my presence. How hollow I would have looked under a chan delier, how bloodless-, how wluio ! As it is, 1 think I am looking very natural, am I not?' She glanced up nt lior portrait and wai ted a reply. 'A little pale, prandmothor,' said I, 'but tell me, dear madam, if your pursuit in tho other world are of such a nnturo Hut they admit of your returning to this nt any time?' 'I'y no means. I am permitted to ap pear in this sphere but seldom. My in fluenon I can niako felt oftencr. I have not been seen tefore since my coffin lid wasclofed. I came to tell you there arose a j ell in Pandemonium. I looked in to pee whence it came. I found the great chamber assigned ti littlo children, and which is always full of littlo ones of all sizes and ages, the none of great com motion. Infants were craw ling into cor ner ; three year old toddlers were totter ing out of the way. Older ones were has tily finding seats, and all faces jroro a listening expression. A small voico was , saying: 'It n ai ro fault of mine that brought mo hero. I ho am now but five years old, might nave lived to bi fifty. X. turo nr. f ! innitely, gavo mo a very tine physical ujvelopment. My client was round and full, my t.kin clear, my liml finely moulded. My birthplace was in a cola climate. My tender mother, proud of her ouVpi hig, bated my neck and arms in the chill winter?, when her rosg bushes ani1 vl,:cs wero packed in warm straw Rn,! H'roughly protected from every blast. was broupht ilowrt to be viewed by com- l'n'. exposed to ilifforent tempera- lures, as 1 went from room to room. Mv mothor wrapped in'sott velvet and com fortable silks, did not saffur. I became a grml trouble in tbn hon My be.vity f'i"l, I iint"r. 1 from month to month. and d.i at la, at fivoyearsi oil, of con- sumption. Mv mother cried over my li'tle cofTin. I kt.ew, but I could not her then, that her own .vanity had placed mo here.' ' I was trotted to death,' cried a more piping voice, as the first speaker sat down. A woman was hired expressly to take care that I should not want for exercise. Her days and nights were spent in keep ing ma going 'up, up. tippy,' and down, down, downy ' That unknovn wonder, perpetual motion, was to be found in my nurse's knees. Every bona in my poor littlo body was racked, every ounco 01 flesh was sore. My food went down milk andcamo up cheese. If I cried I was trotted; if I screamed, 1 was trotted, if I was still, 1 was trotted I be came littlo belter than a human churn, from which the butter had Leen taken, and the sour milk left standing. My brainu turned to bruises, my blood to whey, my bones grew fo sha'p they al most pierced tho knees which, trotted them. As I began to cut teeth, my tonguo was constantly jolted between my jaws, and in danger of being bit off. I dared not whine, for I knew the penalty. I began at last to cilculato how long the torture could possibly continue. Warm weather was coming on, anil 1 thought ono or the other of us must soon give up the ghost; and as my nurse's exertions wore almost superhuman, I imagined per haps that I might outhuther, Onoun lucky day, however, my mother entering the room unexpectedly, I emiledat her, I hd never done so before.' The darling 1' cried my parent, 'see, it knows mo.' Toor thin, rather,' said the nurse, 'it has wind on its stomach 1' Forthwith she proceeded to trot it out. Kvsry thump of her foot was, I know, a nail in my eoftin. I felt I should nover appetite ; my head ?rcw full of pain j my smile again. My faithful nurse continued ; bahy heart was always aching. 1 closed her effortB, and I was trotted out of exis-l niy eyes one day forever on tho homo tence on the poor old woman's knee.' ' where I felt I could bo littlo loved when As the speaker ceased, one of the el-' my low wails were never permitted to ap-ih-r occupants of the room descried me, 1 peal to those around me, but were hush saiJ my grandmothsr. ' IIo at once made ed at once, where my bluo ryes wero room for me to enter, and bc-cced mo to ' scarcely ever permitted to look around in remain awhile and hear the remarks, I j consented and took a seat near the en- trance.' . j ' I ,' said a little fellow, rising from his seat, with his bluo eyes all bloodshot, and his curls matted together, 'died of dtliri - utn tremens. At the ai-n of six tu.-n: 'n 1 was a continued drunkard. 1 hud not been a very quiet b.ibv, ami every time I was tineaxy, a little liquor was administer ed to 1 ,i ne good. I dil not want wino but water. 1 was naturally a very thirsty child, an'l everything that was put be tween my speeehlns lips increased my thirt. My mother's milk was sweet, llio panacea given me wad sweet, and if nov and then blessed with a drop of poM or cow's milk, it wni warmed and sweetened irst, to mako it ss I'Mieh like my moth er's ast possible. I u 'd i,o cry. No oth er way do we poor I .i. t hr.vo of express; ing our feelinys, ;t"d the chances are ten to one that we will b" misunderstood. To stop my crying I was put to the breast: this at such times, I would indignantly refuse Then there woul l oe a conimo '.iou. 'Nurse,' my motimr wou'd say, 'what shall wo do with him?' The nurse svas a stout, hearty, old woman, who always marto a practice of tanting whatever was provided for, her charge. Her sovereign remedy was liquor. It was taken, and a spoonful administered at a time. At first I rebelled I strangled, kicked and coughed. The firm hand held the spoon to tuy little tongue, ond down went its contents in spite of rue. Little by littlo tho doo wrs increased, I Boon liked it. It was given me readily, for after a few momenta of wild, g'ee, 1 fill into a drunken stupor, which gave my attendants many Dpportunit'eg of onjoy iiig themselves, as my sleep was long and sound. ' At length vian'ut-a-)iota assailed me. Pining my wholo life, no one J!. ad ever fhought of giving rue a spoonful of the water I had craved -tho cooling, eheerir.g and refreshing drop of wsWr ! Now, I ro longer ctiod for it. In my wildest frenzies I was accused of having tbe chol ic ; down, as usual, went tho fiery drink until finally I was literally burnt out. I was nothing but a cinder within, and a sheil without. My stomach was conked to a crisp, my intestines were shrivelled! my lungs no longer filled witV. puro air, belched forth only tbe fiery fumes that had consumed nie. I died: I was good for nothing. I hope whatever form my 1 dust is destined to take on earth, it will no, be watered, as, when I inhabited it, with t Ichohol.' As this speaker beased therearo"0 a wail of sympathy, mcb as had at first ftt t -acted mo to the l.andcmoniac chamber; as it subsided another little figure had : taken tho stand My legs hesmd, brought me out or 1 , , , 1 1 ; iho world. My mother labored under I the stranso delusion that her child bom a Highland laddie of American pa- ... . , , , ir, rents in America. I was dressed, or left , , 1.1 1 ,i:,i , ,j undressed rather, in short pla:d stockings, 1 ,. , ,, r .1-- 1 .1... reachiriz to the calf of my lee, ond ele'i i-i. I- 1 1 il l. r jMollil V 01 lulling Ul uil.iuum oil III" 10 11 gant kilt reaching just to the kneo. My . . ., , e , , iii- 1 -..i : . r or forks of the faring inside tho barre limbs were moulded in cherubio ioim.,, .,, . . , , . ,, was not considered. 1 ho communication and when exposed in the nursery, weroj . , , riven above, from high authority, may be P., I It. a iiiir.M'i- irna Inn narrow 1 1 r- - l""'-" 1" a li'ia m which too unpiay my uc.imj. ' On bitter cold days I was walked out over ! the icy streets, tho keen wind chapping ray flesh and chilling my blood till my a a 1 . 1 1 1 . 1 1. .... 4 knees looked like twin nutmog graters painted purple. I used to look at my mother's long comfortable skirts and thick leggins drawn up over warm hose, and wondered if she could survive a fashionuch as I wore if adopted by herself. I becamo afflicted with inflama tory Rheumatism, and unnble to bear tho pain, gave up the ghost. Tho next that spoko was a dreamy fa ced littlo girl, who trembled .19 she rose and said : 'I am an opium eater. My death warrant was written on tho first bottle of Godfrey's cordial brought into my mother's house. A few drops at first sufficed to hush my focblo cries. Thon Godfrey's cordial would not do. A few drops of mere laudanum wero administer ed. Soon I would not go to sleep with, out it. Then my nurse would give mo a small opium pill in my hands. Of course I was but little trouble. I was a deep sleeper, but my digestion becamo impair ed ; too much sleep weakened me, and I knew no natural (dumber. My eyes be ca.ue liko those of a sleeping walker, full of dreams when wide awako 1 lost my the world in which they had been open e l, and where, instead of proper caro and food and exercise, tho baleful pill and cn- ervating sleep were all that were offered me. There aro many parents who seem 1 to think children must pass thoir child- hood out ul the way, and only get in the way when they havo become, ill spite i.f all sorts of ill treitraent, usul'ul and orna mental members of i -tv, This child was still speaking,' said my grandmother, 'when 1 rush" ! out. I h i 1 been a mother oi ... nnd 1 mild not h ten lo these 1,1 ..cents in tVit fearful Wi.iting chamb. , 1 .-cap!: ui.itmg the woes that blidsnnt them there, , my longer.' I folt impelled U revisit earth. I came, fn no light could I make mo visible to you uutil your tallow candle was brought in. 'My dear, remrmhrr what I have told you. .Some of these dajs you may bo a mother. Ho more careful of the; h:ici1 charge of little children. Think for them f'efcl for them. J o not, to rase your care, sink them in unnatural slumbers or give them over to solfinh muses, Upon you hangs their lives in a great measnre their happiness, l.o'h hero and hereafter I beg you will give ' .lustat this moment the cock crew loud ly. The voies at mv elbow was still. I look ed around the rocking cha-r was empty, tho ghost had vanished. Spiking Cannon. The TitUburg Ley itch contains the foK lowing interesting icformation : Thero is no method of spiking a cannon which will forever prevent its use. If the spiko is made of iron or unhardened steel, it may be removed by the drill. If it is loosely insetted, or without much force, it may bo blown out by firing a charge of gunpowder placed in the bottom of the bore. Tin t if tho spiko is mado ofharden ed steel, to fit the vent closely, nnd is dri ven in with great force, and if its lower end is made soft and riveted within the bore, then neither tho drill nor gunpow. der can romovo it; the vent remains per manently closed. The remedy, in such rases, is to drill a ne v vent, which may be done without impairing the servioeahle ne.ss of tho gun. A new vent may be drill ed in any cannon by a skillful machinist in two or three henrs. In experimental firing, whn r. vet, t be comes to much worn and enlarged, we "nu a r.ew one, ami sometimes a many 1 Ml . a.s three or four vents are made in the same gun, and mnny hundred fires ara made afterwards. During the recent Crimean war, an ar ticle relative to spiking cannon was pub lished in the London TW. in which it w:ls asserted that the use of a new fa- tent spiko would destroy the sorviocable- I n.ui r 1 v, ,, i'i,n ,it.,:i 1 . 1 as a tuece of finely tempered ateel, turned . .... . , . .. to fit the vent, but to move freely in it, 1 1 . . . r . i 11 0 , f tore. 1 his spike it was alleged, could 1 , riot be removed, as it would turn readily 1 1" uipniiu uiil it Mi-ma 1 j ue lilt? l'e-- . . . .. ... 1 1 .-i : . l i . : ... . t - v . 1 . .... lnnV-eil imnn nn cr.Tininsi tint. tlir. wrtrct effect of spiking wouui le a few hours' delay in the use of the guns often an im portant matter. "Thirty-- Thirty." Tho reader who is carious t i kno ex, actlj where runs this of-mentioned line will gwt a clear i'lea of il by taking the map and tracing it as follows; It com mences at tho point on tho Atlantic coast where the dividing lino between Virginia and North Carolina commences; passes along the line dividing those States; along the lino between Tennessee and Ken tucky ; along the line between the States of Missouri and Arkansas ; thence through the Territory of tho Cherokee Nation, throuch New Mexico, striking tha east ern boundary of the Stato of California : abort distance south of tho middle, siri king tho rueilic a short distance south of Monterey bay. On thosojth of that.line there are about 3aj,0u0 square miles of territory, including Indian reservation while on tho north thero about 1,300,000 square miles south of ,10 GO there is not the slightest probability that lliero could be carved out more than one slavo State. All New Mexico, comprisingnbout 'JlU.l'oi) square miles, w ould never become slave territory, from the tact that it is not adap ted toslavo labor. It produces noilhcr cotton nor cane. North of that line, though slavery were to e legalized, it could never exist. Xcw Yurk Jcws. 8uJA fellow vent into a Btoro at Troy, on Saturday evening, and requested to have hi cap filled with molasses, as it wos for a wager ; when tho full cap was hand ed to him, he complained that it was mus ty ; when the grocer went to smell it, tho thief dashed it in his face rei,d:ii:ig him blind, and then robbed tho till of six dolhrs. The Tatchen Hires.!. The exhibition of fmrcnlis of this celr btated stock at I ho Fourth National llore Show tvi.l give interiit to what foN lows relating to their hi.tory : Th.i liot ti'v h'irse. (ieori;e M. I'l.ti-hen. now own- edby Wm. V.'idtermire, of New York, and 1 ,iun' V'MX nn'' big think. Do kept near that city, wast irl by f Vsim 11 "f r"n t it rashly. Took around nnd Clay, a horse of' high fame at the i'irst J ppp if lhf,r ia "",t an omnibus to drive National I!orfe Show. John IV.kley of il sotnew here to be tilled-n dei-k-liordntown, New .lersoy, purchased tho ih)f ,f !nms mat f'',rt to 1,0 fil'el any lV.tcbfn hors.' when thi?o years old, of,lli"? that is reputable ami helthy, rather (ieovgnM. I'.itchcn, and named him after his tir.it owner. Soon after tJ;o purchase, the ci.lt w s taken sick v.itli a distemper, which left a thickness of the throat, from which it did not reenter for s evetal years. (n itccountof this thirkne ss, Mr, Uulkley rurely drove him hard, and it was report ed that l'uteheii had no bottom. luiing .11 n : 1 : n. 1 .1. 1 1 : ..... u .1.1a nine; 1 un:ii.-ii n il ht.ni'oiiiL: .:L lill- i etablo of Uull-.lev, at $15 s-rvi.-i-s, and do-1 ing but little btiMi.e-s. Tue first proof of his endurance and speed was thus acci- J dentally (Uncovered : His owner, who al ,0'Kl ways iusiated that he was a wonderful " Tho vvork never done. Ho horse, had oceva-ioii to seek the services : ,';'n'1 incessantly, and no won.ler that of a Mr. Humphries, a celebrated animal!1"5 ,,riM V"- Other people painter of Camden, for a likeness of bis!" aU!,,li "n.,ueU. weddings &R. visit favorite. The a.lint decided that the"l;,lls of t):,'1'1,nf; li"'llt' l in'intccl, horse would bok best in motion, and sug-1 brc,i,k wim,ows' 1,1 k 11 nian occasionally. ., , , and enjoy them: elves in a variety of ways; gested that he Imvotha excited and jiress-' , , ,, ., . fl. , ., . ' b.it the editor cannot. Ho must stick te ed to the top of his speed. Mr. lSulklev! . , , .,, , , , . . . , , ; 1 naciously to the ritinl. J he press, liko a airsented, and incniitinL' him barebacked, j 1 1 r 1 r rode oil' to wake him up. (Ireatly to thej surprise of the artist, the horse on his: icturn siiot by like an arrow, rendering it I almost impossible to get a sketch, and obliging his owner to ride him back and f'oitli sevenil times before Mr. Huuiphiiei 1 could tt an.tVr him to puper. liming all; this e.Terrise of many miles, the horse1 howed m indications of fi ijmu or signs . . c fc 1 ot (liatrf-Ks ami Irom tlial moment his reputation beean. Well do we remember tho first piclute of this slashing stallion', ,, , . , , , , .,, . 1 3 . 1 he will be appreciated ; w hen he will havo and bin iMiier a', tiie lioi.e fhow roouis 111 c . . , , .,, . ; a lront seat ; svhen he will have a pus this ettv, and Mr. i.ulklev a letter to tho . , , . 1.1 ; . .1 every day, and wtr.r store clothes contin , iscielary of H.irt, that "his New Jer.u-v!,, , 1 F 3 ualiy ; when the harsh cry of 'Stop m' nag would sliotv Kthan Alien sometime . . ., .M . ,. ,.. , , .paper, will no more grate upon his ears, an awful gait. I he re-mlt of this proph-1 f. , ,r .. ... -ii Courage, JIefietirs tbe Lditors. ecy is well known. Ot the stock oft .. .,, . . , ' , , .. ,, , , , 1 "Mill, sanguine as we are of tho conitii.-; I'atoheti, 2,1 five-year oi l and a fe.v of four ' , . : ,. ,, , , , , of the o!de-t that can be . . ,. , . eteiislu' ol t hese animals years, are traced. A all hart , . .. , ... , :s slow miitui ity, br aw ta: and a strong, ii?thy Miidc, inditing sprrd for a long ditlhtoe. It ., , 11 si. id Ibat ni ne o these horses interlete in trotting ,rl . lheir . ,., .. , ,. ... :.-, ei'inouiuitii ;iiiii ni-po!iii 11 ,irc unu- stially good, and their f.irmW- 1,1. i I.,,,- ri. :Ior pretty u;ii ... . . '" ' ' "' ,s-i 1 , . pji'hiq4. uiiui, 111 iiiwii, tutu iiiuc i 11 a1, high figures by men who ap; rcciate ,. .... ' ri , 1,1 , , , r!i:noeero' thickness. 1 hen, O, aspirant, speed, and two have recently changed r , . , . , ,. . , , r , ,. for the bubble "(pu'.alion at tho press hands in Phili'ic;phia, one at VJ.iaV) and .1 , , ,, . w .... ., mouth, throw yourselves among the ink - the other at M.'J'iO. Mr. M'Doiiald, ifi , ,' , . , , - . . ,, , ,., . , I pots dust and cobwebs of the printin Baltimore, tho owner of 1-lor.: Temple, ... ... , , , , t, ,- I '"'Cf, if you will. has purchased o(ie named rurlingtin' - that is com i -j.ered fast. C. W. Bathgate & j 1I()(V TJ Tiikaent Tools 1 rom Kistino. Co., of Fordham, N. Y own four ol five ' Thousands of dollars are lost each year I ..' year ol.U, auiot.g which am the well t ie rusting of tools, p'ows. hoes, shovel . known horses. New .Tei-cy and Major , k'"!"e cf th s might tie prevented 1- Low, exhibited at our lato fair. r.ot!i;llo application of lard and resin loa'! seem destined to dn credit to the ' fil"'1 or '"''on implemente. Take Hire old horse; nnd for New Jersey it j j times as much weight of lard as resin, an I eiaiiu. i that he is the best bred andi1'" t"gther. This can be applied wit handsomest of slock horses. L. 15. Hi-own n brush, or clcth, to all surface.' in dang.- of N'ew York, the well known owner and of noting, and they can bo easily kep'. protector of the " Century tram," is as- ''right. If tools are to be. laid away f, sociatod with Mr. b.it hgat e ia bivt-ling the winter, give them a eo.,;ing of thi-, this family of liors-s; nnd thou;;h l;i, "I'd yi'U will be well repaid. It can 1 u winter (piartt-r are Florida, ho is evident ly expecting to lenow hi-, hm-so show ac quaintance here with a younger team: Sj in' 11, ?, 'd Hi j '( h!!i;in. fii niuv Siioks.--Strange that till kinds of leather ate too poor to go to church in on a wet Sun Jay. What is the matter with ail out Uniiers that shoes cannot be mad which are proof against Sunday mud nnd Sunday wet? Mu!iiuiil.-s of people run around all the week in ordi nary leather, and no huini comes to them, f'.ut if tho pavement bo the least wet on Sunday morning, they aro certain that they shall got their feet soaking wet, and they might a well order their co!!ins nt once, as to g- out in such shoes us they have. What ii the nmlrry that makes leather which is to impenetrable 011 all tho other days of tho week, not much better than brown paper on Sunday moin ' ingT Who will make his fortune, by pro jvidingtho vast army of slay-at-homes 'with a patent improved church-going 'shoo, warranted water proof on Sun days f A 'radical joker drew aw-ay a stool from I under a companion, as ho was going to sii down, at Northfield, New York, about two I months ago. The poor fellow fell back ; wards, broke his spine, and lingered till ' Wednesday, the lGih innt., when he died. Tho joker has the chance or supporting I the destitute widow and baby of tho victim U'fhisfun. I An Editor en Editors. A 1 tenuis .Ward, late local editor of the I'i-vc'and V,',i,, ,?',;, given tho following advice to vo' ng men who aspire to be come editors of newaiiapera : " Before you go for an editor, youncr than going for an editor, which is hard btiriness at best " AVe are r.ot a hor?e, nnd have conse quently not been called upon to furnish the motive power fora threshing machine; but we fancy that the life of an editor who 1 is forced to write, write, write, whether ho feels r'pht or not. in much like tho steed in nui -ti. u. If the yeas nnd neighacnuld 1 I . . 1 1 - 1 1 1 . 1 . ... 1!' i "'a..,eo, we neuove tno intelligent; horm lvcuM llcMa ,lmt the threshing m: cWm is l,rffewblf to 1,10 M"ctum edi" inent. If the press if left to run itself for a day, some absurd person indignantly orders the carrier boy to stop bringing ' that i 1 1 1'i rnal paper. There's nothing in it. I won't have it in the house.' 'The elegant Mantelina, reduced M mangle turning, described his life as a 'dtni'd hoiri' le grind." The lifo of an ,-. - ,, . editor is all of that " Rut thera is a gcod time coming, wo f,nl confident, for tlm til!lnr retimrtivhon i; tins jojiy time, wo iiuvu: ma apiranii .. ,. . , . i . ' , lor e ifitoriaj honors to pause eio he takcfi 1 . ... , up tiioiiuiii as a means ot obtaiuing lm , ,, , , ..... , , ii'iui i-'i Hum i'cpii inriari t'llli lllllt'j u ' ,., , . , ., . a line numiier 01 gins; until you liav 1. , ..... . , "een Ktioeweii aown stairs ana soused 111 a horsa. pond ; until all tho ' gushing' feol- ) iii; n.iijiii u iiiiw ue-irii uiuiuuui. :.. -. v 11. . 1.1 ..l..l. ,.l :i : i.:.i. :, . kept tor a long tune, and should bo nlw.v i ut hand ready for uso. Jte?"Thr foil iwing is a" literal copy rf the last questions proposed for discussion in colored denting club whete phonotii 1 were practiced : Is dansin motrellio rong ? Is the redin or fictishius works corn 1 mendible ? Is it necessary tbat females should l ' -et-ive a thurry cdieashun ? Oil femalei take part in pollylix ? li!7, dress constitute tho tuorrel part of wi rum in ? FoiiJi;r. or Ciiii acio, III. In a sma'j village in Illinois, may bo seen dail taking his morning walk, a jolly French man, who prides himself upon bavin built tho first house upon tho spot w her. Chicago now stands, with her 111,000 in habitants. fcjyEvcry year Fianco imports between Il.OilO and 1'2,01K) horses, at an expoin of somewhero about 18,000,000 francs, and still the supply falls short of tho do maud. I-aTOil wells in tho western part cf Pennsylvania, wore known to the Senec:. Indians more than a hundred years ago and by settlers in the region seventy yoai i tgi. gjTlio quantity of carbouio acid , locked up in every cubic yard of liru stone has been estimated at 10,000 cub', 1 foot.