IK mrr h BY 0. B. GOODLANDER & CO. PRINCIPLES, not MEN. TERMS $1 25 per Annum, if paid in advance. VOL. XXXI. WHOLE NO. 1635. CLE All HELD, PA. WEDNESLAK, DEC. 19, I8G0. NEW SERIES VOL. 1. NO 23 I'Axnta lit Vll tlal rl Itt Ifkll . jf pail in advance, or within throe muntha, $1 2.1 If paid any time wunio mo ji-nr, ... 1 ju U piJ llor tBe expiration of tho year, .2 00 Terms of Advertising. Advertisements are lusertod in the Republican at the lollowing rams ; 1 Insertion 2 Jo. $ 75 1 SO 2 n 3 do. J I 00 2 00 2 SO 12 mo $7 00 10 00 12 00 14 00 15 00 e iquiiro, (14 lino,) $ 60 Two squares, (28UneB,) 1 00 Three squares, (42 lines,) 1 50 3 month" .no's. On Snuaro. : t l $ : t M 00 ft 00 8 00 10 00 12 00 Twos'iuaros, : i t 4 00 Three (qimros, : Four squares, : : Half a column,' : : S 00 ft 00 : 8 00 14 nn finn column. I 20 00 35 00 no conn"", - - a...,, ilirim trnnka and less than three UiO&ths 25 cents per square for oach insertion. Business notices not oxcoeding 8Hnes are In lertod for $2 a year. i i i:..M.nii twit mnrltAit wttL tha mimlipr of AUTUI II"1-. . - - insertions desirod, will bo continued until forbid, and charged according to mcse isnsms. An extensive stock of Jobbing matoria enables the Publisher of tlio "llfpulUean' to (iimoimee to the public tlmt he is prcpa red to do nil kinds of TosTtn?, 1'AMrin.r.TS, PRoniuMMEs, P.i.ANKf, Pater Books, Ciiuti.ars, I.Aiiri.fl, Bam. Tickets, II annum., nnd every kind of printing usually done in n country job ofliee. All ord.-rs will be executed with neat ness and despatch. O. B. GOODLANDKR CO. 1JUSINES3 CARDS. T. ;. x'ci 1-i.oi cn. wm. u. mYtixoicii. M'lXl.l.OLCH HUOTHEK, Attorneys at Law. Offii-c on Market street, opposite Mossop's Store, Ch'SMieM, r.i. "in niicna jirvmini; tu ,...... .:... s.i. r l.nml. Ae. UOV7-14 hlUII-, I....V v. ' 1 W. HAYS. Justice of tho l'eiice, will attend . promptly to collections and oilier mutters tli in his charge Address Kersey, Klk co IV. Oct. SdlSsO. ly. PAN 1 EL GOODLAN DEK, Jt'STIt'TI of the Vf Liithcitbiirg, Cleat field Co. Fit., will attend rrcmplly to nil hnrinos entrusted to his cire. "'JiIIrl-J.'!:. ELLIS IRWIN ii SONS, VT tho inou(h of Link Kim, fire miles from Clearfield, MERCHANTS, and extensive Mannfnetnrcrs of Lumber, J-jly2H, 1S52. "jTTTtI 10 MI'SON , -t -vi..vmi Vnirnii.T!ii!cs. Ac. Ac, ironed J) on short notice, awl the vcrylicsl style, athis jKI stand in the uorougu oi vurwenat mo. 1)00.211,1353 It. M. WOOIM, having ebnnrod his loca tioa from Curwensville to Clearfield, res fwtfully offers his professional services to the citisons of the latter plnco nnd vicinity. Residence on Second street, opposite ti tt ef J. Crnns, F.sq. '"X ' ' ,3- j. gThartswick, m. d. Vhyslclon and Surgeon, -Clearfield P"., May 30, 1560. WALTER BARRETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, will attcud promptly Jind faithfully to all lopi! business entrusted to his care, in the soveral Courts of Clearfield and adjoining counties. Ofliee, the one formerly occupied by Q. a. tlarrctt. Oet. 2Bth, TS50 1y. ' ur. o. wVctkwaiYT' 1)lislrlnn and Surgeon, odors his profes sional serrices to tho citirens of Xew Wash ington and rurrounding community. Ofliee thrcj ilnors west of the Washington House. New Washington, l'n., Oct. 14, 1850. JOHN HUIDEK0PER. Civil. Engineer t Lash Sikvkvor, offers his professional services to tho citizens of Cloar ftthl countv. All biisinoss entrusted to liim will be promptly and faithfully executed. Ofliee with Leonnrd, Finney l Co. ( LEVER KLEGAL, Justice of llio penje Luthcrhburp, Clentfiold Co. Pa., will attend promptly to all business entrusted to his we. lie also informs the public that bo keeps constantly on hand at hi' shop, a general as sortment of Paddles, Ill-idles, Harness nnd whips, which be will soli on reasonable trems. April 4, ISCiO. dentaTcard. M. SMITH offers his professional services . to the Ladles ami licutlenieii of Clcnr tield and vicinity. A" Prtio,, P"fr'", with nentnoM ona despatch. Heing fiiini inr with all the luto improvuients, ho is prepared to make Artillelal Teeth in tho best manner. Orfieo in bhaw's now row. -Kent. 1 Ith. 1859. iyJ. j la n t a nnii vn. . ' ' l.TKflT I AItKIli:it TF.ST, Attorheye at Law J Clearfield, Ta., lll attehd promptly to Col IaioHs, Lahd Agencies, Ac., Ac, in Clearfield, Centre and Elk counties. 3aj 30. y "I ) OflKUT J. WALLACE, ArrottuKr at Law, .IV Clearfield, Pa., Office In Shaw'i Row, op rosite thoJotirnnl ofliee. dee. 1, 1S58. tf. MtOKLt ETZWiLEIf,- "Wfholcxalo and Kctall Mcrcliants. Also W exteusive dualcre in timber, sawed lmud ber anal shingles. Also, doalors iu flour an-fc-ixitt, which will bo told cheap for casAi. OcLl4,TS59. 11EXKV WHITEHEAD, JllKTItr. of thepeaee - Roekton, Vn'ion tp., will attend proBiplly to "all business cntrustod t hie enre. Sept., 12, 1M0. ly. V ry large ttock ot- Spring and Summer clothing of the latwt style for ele low by tiwentviUe. Hay In, loOOr G. A. 1RVIN. aekercl nd lloiring for sale at Iheenrner l&Ureof - -- k.A uuj iinvenivHlc, My V0. t i 1 ."'loiir, liaeon. Henna and Clover seed, At llie rliesp corner by " I). A. 1HV1N. t'urwiusvillr, May b's ISlil). ATTORNEY-GENERAL BLACK I ON THE TOWERO? THE PHESIDEXT, J.N (JASE Vb SlX'lSION. W'n find in the CviistilutioH of Saturday the oninion of Attorney General Plncl-. iubinitled by bim to the President, on the powers of tho Exeenliva to enforco the laws in any St ito which may sccedo from tho Union, lie eny: "Within their respectivo spheres of ac tion, tho Federal Government and tho Government of a State, nre both of them independent and supiemo but each is ut terly powerless beyond tho limits assign ed to it bv tho Constitution. If Congress would attempt to change the law of de scents, to mako a new rule of personal succession, or to dissolvo the family relu- tions existing in any .Stale, the act would , bo simply void ; but not more void than would bo a State law to preveut tho ro capture of fugitives from labor, to forbid the carrying of tho mails, or to slop tho collection of duties on imports. Tho will of a Slalo, whether expressed in its Con- stitution or laws, cnnncl, while it remains in the Confederacy, absolvo her people from tho duty of obeying the just and constitutional requirement of the Cen tral Government. or can any act of the Central Government displace the jurisdic tion of a Stale, beeauso tho laws of the United Slates are Supremo and binding only so far as they are. passed in pursu ance of the Constitution. I do not s y what might bo effected by moro rcvolu tionary force. I am speaking of legal and constitutional rih1.. "This is tho view always taken by the Judiciary. Tho Supreme Court of the United States has declared it in many ca .3cs. I need only refer you to tho United States vs Uo0th, whero the present Chief .lustieis. expressing the unanimous opin ion of himself and nil l.is brethern, enun ciated the doclrino in terms so clear and full that any further demonstration of it crn scarcely bo required. The duty which these principles devovlve not only upon every oftker, Ltit every cit izen, ii that nhicli Mr. Jell'erson express ed so compendiously in his first inaugural, namely : "to support tho Stato govern ments in all their t ights, a; tho most com petent administrations for their domestic concent?, nnd the surost bulwarks against anti-reiuibikau tendencies," combined with tho preservation of the General Gov eminent, in its whole constitutional viycr, as tho fclioet anchor of our peace at home and safety abroad." He reviews, briefly, the power conferred on tho Executive, for theexeculion of the laws more particularly with referenco to the collection ot revenue, and holds that tho President may, if nccssary, order the duties to bo collcctod on board a vessel in side of any established pert of entry; and, further, that his right to tako such measures a may bo necessary for tho pro tection of tho public properly, U very clear. He proceeds "I conic now to tho point in your let ter which is probably of the greatest prac tical importance. Py the act of ISO" you may employ such parts of the land and naval forces as you shall judge necessary for iho purposo of causing the law to be duly executed, in all easos whero it is law ful to use tho militia for tho samo pur pose. By the act of I'M iho militia may bo ca'led forth 'whenever tho laws of t lie United States shall bo opposed or tho ex-, ecu t ion thereof obstructed in any Statoby comliujttions too powerful to be auppresed by tho the ordinary coune ol judicial pro ceedings, or by the power rested in the marshals.' This imposes upon tho rrcM- dont the solo responsibility of deciding whether the exigency has arisen whic h requires the use ol military forco ; and in proportion to the magnitude of that res- ponsibilily will be his e4iro not to over, step tho limits of his legal nnd just nu thority. . "Tho laws refcircd to in tho act of IT'Jj rsro manifestly thoso which nre ndminiss tcrod by iho judges nnd executed by tho ministerial officers of the Courts for the punishment of crimo nuain; t Iho United Shiteslor the Moleolion of riahts churn ed under the Federal Constitution and laws, and for tho enforcement of mch ob ligations ns camu within tho cognizanco of the Federal Judiciary. Tocaaiel obc. dience to theso laws the Courts havo nu .t i ;.. ll trl.n ,ili!i-lirL limit regular ndiiiinis.ra.bn, rind he marshals! and their deputies have tho same powers ...i nr...,! .!.:, .ln...itin. In the r-evc- v.. ';.".:.,.. .I- L.v. ..f oJei' tomarugo. How many thoughtless rui nuiiua smwus State. "Put what, if the froliuj in every Stato; apiinslthe United Statos slrould become al' that tlits federal officers Ihcm solves (inchnlinc Judges. District At lor-' ,.,, an,i Mar.hJs) would reache by bo-mo influence. nd rcu their places? Of coiirso tho first step would bo to appoint otlioin in their stead, if others could be got to servo. Hut, in srch nn event, it is tnoro limn probablo thnt greHt difficulty would bo found in filling the Ln;,.o Warnn pnsil cvinrnivn Loir it j,nigl,t become altogether impoMible. AVC nl.e there fore, oblijied to consider what can bovlono in case wo havo no Courts to issuo.judicial jirocess, nnd no ministerial officers . to execute it. In that event tronps would certainly be out of place, m iiei,. use wholly illegal." "It one. of tho States f-liould declure her independence, your action cannot depend upon tho rightfulness of the cause upon which such a declaration is based. Wheth er the retirement of a Stato from the Union bo tho exorcise of a right reserved in tho Constitution, or a revolutionary movement, it is certain that you have not in either caso tho nythcrity to recognise her independence or to absolve her from her l'edeial obligations. Congress or the other Stales in convention assembled must take tuch mea'-ures as may be necos snry and proper. In such an event, I see no course for you but to go straight on ward in the path you havo hitherto trod den that is, execute tha laws to tho ex tent of the defeus'.vo meuns placed in your hands, and not generally upon the assumption that tho present Constitution al relations between the Stales and the Federal Government continue to exist un til a now order of things sn.ill be estab lished, either by law or force. "Whether Congress has tho constitu tional right to make war against ono or more States," and require tho Executive of the Federal Govcrniue:it to carry it on by means of forco to bo drawn from tho other States, is a question for Congress iU solflo consider. It must bo admitted that no such power is expressly given ; nor are there any words in tho Constitu- t'on which imply it. Among tho powjrs enumerated in article I.jcction 8, is that 'to declare war, grant letters of marque nnd reprisal, and to make rule! concjrn- ing captures on hud and water." This certainly nifar.s nothing moro than the power to commence and carry on hostili lies against tho foreign enemies of tho na lion. Another clan:o in the same section gives Congress tho power 'to provido for calling forth tho militia,' and to uso them within tho limits of Iho Slato. hut Inis power ii so ristiicted by the words which immediately follow that it can be exorci sed only for oun of the following purposes: 1. To execute the laws of the Union ; that is, to aid tho Federal officers in the per formance of their regular duties. 2. To suppress insurrections against Iho Stale j but this ii con fi nod by Article IV., Sec tion 4, to cases in which tho Stale, her self shall apply for assistance against hor own people. 3. To repel the invasion of a State by enemies t-ho come from abroad to assail her in her own territory. All these provisions arc made to protect the Slates, not to authorize Mi attacis by ono part of the country upon another ; to proKcrve their peace, and not to plunge them inlo Civil war. The right of tho Genoval Government to preserve itself in its whole constitution al vigor by repelling a dinjet and positive aggiession upon its properly or its officers cannot be denied. Put this is a totally chlTireiit thing from an offensive war to punish tho people for tho political mis deeds of their .State Government, or to Vroventu threatened violation of the Constitution, or to enforco an acknowl edgement that the Government of the United Stales is Supreme. Tho Slates aro colleagues of ono another, nnd if sonio of them shall conquer the rcf t and hold them as subjugated provinces, it would lol.dly destroy Ihe whole theory upon which they nro now connected. I urn, very respectfully, yours, &.c, J. S. BACK. Nr.wsiAir.rif A child besinringto read becomes dclighlod with newspapers, becauso ho read cf names and things which are very familiar, nnd will make progre.t.i accordingly. A newspaper in one year is woilha quarter's schooling to a child, an 1 every father must consider that substantial information is conneclod with this advancement. The mother of a fam ily, having more immediate charge of a fainil-, shoulb horsolf bo instructed mind so occupied becomes so fortified t 19 fr "-o emergency. Children amuseu ly rea-U "lui1)'. of cour,c 1 or I young men havo spent their evenings in croc shops who ought to have been at 1 , fi'og homo refl.dir.fr. passer -by avked an Itislmina gaing ion a fu-leral proeess.on who was dead. . "I can't exactly say, ia.d he "but I bcla.-o its the jinllemau in the coffin." The Homestead Bill. nsstu Tim uovse or representatives, 5, INK). DEC. A bill toseeuro homesteads to actual settlers on the public domain. lo it enacted by tho Senate and IIouso of Representatives of tho United States of America in Congress nsscmbled, That any person vt ho is the head of a family, or who has arrived at the age of twenty one year, andisa citizen of Iho United Slates, or who shall havo filed his intention to be come such, as requirod by tho naturaliza tion laws of tho United States, shall, after the passage of this act, be entitled to tn ter, free of cost, ouo hundred and sixty acres of unappropri ited publis lands, up. on which said person may have filed pre-emption claim, or which may, at tho timo the application is made, be sub ject to pre-emption at ono dollar nnd twenty-five culls, or les-s, per aero; or eighty acres of such unappropriated hinds, at two dollars nnd fifty cents per acre; to be located in a body, in conformity to the legal subdivisions of the public land-1, and after the same shall have been surveyed. See. 2. And be it further enacted, that tho person applying for the benefit of this act uhall, upon application to the register of tho land office in which ho or she ii about to make such entry, make affidavit bl'oro said register or receiver that he or sho is the head of a family, or is twonty ono years or moro of age, nnd that such application is made for his or her cxelu. sivo uso and benefit, and theso fpeeially montioi-iod in this act, nnd not either di rectly or indirectly for the us or benefit of any other person or persons whomso ever ; nnd upon filing tho oflidavit with the register or receiver, he or she shall ... rl , -r , -ill titvuflaml Riienfieil : iti-nvirloil. Iina-sver. .i . . ..,:c , . hi , . iumlnil lliflrfifni' llnltl t Ii A a v ii'.'., 1 rf ft i-.i I fUm IU VIUI.IIIIlll III. V.1MIIIIWUII VI HIV f .ii, i , , ... years from tho dale o! Bitch entry : and if, J ' at tuo expiration ol suea tmo, or nt any timo within two yeats thereafter, the per son making such entry, or if ho bo do.ul, his widow : or in ciso of her death his heirs or devisee; or in case of a widow making such entry, her heirs or devi see, in co of her death, shall prove by two crcdiblo witnesses that he, sb or they havo resided upon and cultivated the s.nno for tho term of five years imme diately succeeding tho timo of filing tho affidavit aforesaid ; then in such case, he, she or Ihey, if at that time a citi.en of the Unitci Slale., bhall, on payment cf ten dollars, be entitled to a patent, as in olh-. or ohcs provided by law; And provided, further, That iu caso of the death of both father nnd mother, leaving an infant child, or chidrcn, under twenty ono years of age, tho riuhtand fco shall enure to tho bene fit of said infant child or children; and tint executor, administrator or guardian may, nt any timo within two years after the death of tho surviving parent, nnd in accordance with the laws of the State in which such children for tho time being have their domicile, sell saidl and for the benefit of caid infants, but for no other purpose; and the puichaser shall acquire tho absolute tilU by the purchase, and bo entitled to a patent from tne United States, on payment of tho office fees nnd sum of money herein specified. Sec. 3. And ba it further enacted. That tho lar.doffico fchall nolo all such applica tions on the tract books and plats of his oilieo, and keep a register of all such en tries, and mako return therof to tho Gen oral Land Office, togclher with tho proof upon wnioh they have been founded. See. 4. And be it further enacted, That all lands acquired under the provisions of this act Khali in no event become liablo to the satisfaction of any debt or debts con tracted prior to the issuing of tho patent therefor. ' See. 0. And be it further enacted, That If at any time after tho filing of Ihoafiad.v ri'iis required in the second section of 11 1 act, nnd before the expiration of tho fire years aforesaid, it shall bo proven afttr duo notice lo tho settler, to tho satisfac lion of the regiater of the Ian I offico, that tho person having filed such affidavit shal have actually changed his or herresb deuce, or abandon ?d tho said entry for more than six nion His at any lime Ihon, and in that event, tho land entered shall revert to the government. Sue. 0. And bo it furthet enacted, That no individual shall be permitted to make .noro than one entry under the provis.! iom of this ct ; and that tho Commis sionor of the General Land Offico Is horo- by required to prepare and issue such rules nnd regulations, consistent with this act. as shall be necessary and proper to I carry its provisions into eiToct ; nnd that the registers and receivers of tho seven 1 land offices shall bo entitled to l'oceive the snmo compensation for any lands tn- tered under the provision- of this act that they are now entitled to receive when the samo quantity of land is enter ed with money, one half to be paid by the person making the application at the time of so doing, and tho other half on the issue of the certificate by the pern to whom it may be issued : Provided, That nothing contained in this act shall be conwtrued as to impair or interfere in any manner whatever with existing pre emption rights: And provided further, that all persons who mny havo filed their applications for a pro-eniption right prior to tho passago of this act shall bo entitled to all privileges of this act. To Mothers, ur grac e cr.EENwoon. ill- JJeau I'liiENiis ; I cannot let tho blessed Christmas-timo go by without sending you a word of affectionate greet ing of thanks, for the kindly interest you havo so often manifested iu tho most cherished purnotes of my life. That interest has given mo ccurage when 1 most stood in need of it, and upheld my 'ailing hands; renewing my reveronco for the woik lo which 1 am called, and comforting mo with llu assurance thai tho seeds of goodness nnd truth, sown abroad by Tho Little Pilgrim, havo not fallen "on stony places.' 1 have to tharjk you for sending mo every now and then, bright homo-pictures that have fallen like glad sunbeams nn my path. Jly heart, dear friends, has echoed till your household music, and laughter. 1 havo to thank you as well, (though it grieved me,) for telling me how, into dome of the homes to which our Little Pilgrim had been called, Death had entered uncalled, leaving -shadow j and tilenco in ihe joy-light of haiqy love, ' ' c 1 land tho music of childish voices. Again and again has my soul been drawn by the . , Is.icrcd svmpalhj of sorrow, w t , 1 '., , ' fn.vnil r.iliiilil ..i....l.. I,-. ..... illiin a be- nniiM ,.i,.iijr in i,, i, ui to i)li tnd with a weeping mother beside a little green mound, hiding what was but yesterday mu ucug.it u. ..ci JiK.H.iu.nu pi iu HI 1. .1 .1 : .-l. i r i i , l. : l - c . , nil siMiii'vuj ti uiuiiiiiu ii UllU fears euljeot of a thousands prayers. In this lmppy, yet solemn Christmas season, mav the spirit of Christ the Lord bo born nntw ii; our lnak Is in holy char ity, iu pence, in love for till mankind, in especial lovo for the little ohm such as Ho onco look in his tender arms, ana permit tod to look close into his heavenly eyc.-, lull ol eouipnssionnta yearning, tvbilo Ins j poIy ,. reillio,j Jo0 .. tdl V0U( you lips uttered for them and for all children ' ncvcr gcc ;.,, a figU n, ,))0 hilll thodivinober.ediclion. I lul j, v.'htii ho clinched rce, 1 jerked 1 can but feel that wo shall join hands ioos0 fr0ln IM and then ho gin ine three for another year's pilgrimage; but if or four of (ho most ellicionlest licks you' some of you mutt fall away, why, lo sucu'0Ver heard. Polly, ain't supper ready? ana to nil, we nay a merry Linistmas, n Happy New Year, and God bless you 1 - htttfe I I'jnm. Ciii.i.EXGiM. a Vote. The following in cident actually transpired at one of Ihe t-...i ....ii. ..t ....... Ti..i: ill 'i ii'in iiih iuuiij j vii i ti gj in iiniiii A, I ,, very old man approached . i 1 1- , i n . i tho polls, holding his ballots ready , , , ... i to bo deposited. Iho crowd gave way ... , ,:.. with ono accord; but one active vig- . ilant committoo man, who did nut Know Iho now comcrj nor appreciate the general moveiiMiil, interposed willi his challongo, nr.d tho folio ving colloq-iy took place ; Challenger I chilleinjo that vote. Uhl man -Tlio ground of the challengo air . Challenger Il.tvc you been naluralized ? I )ld man Born in the country, sir. Challenger Oo you live iu this city ? Old man Yes, sir. Challenger In this ward ? Old man Yes, sir. Challenger-How long haro you lived in Ih is ward? Old man Eighty years, sir.' Challenger What's your name? Old man llogerB. Taney, sir. Challenger What's yonr business? Old man Chief Justice of the I nited Slate.. Tho challenger had nothing farther lo Ask, but just then "appreciated the facts. Moiiei. Vkrhh t. An Irishman cut west, conceiving Hint a little powder thrown upon some green wend would facilitate il burr.ing.dueclcd asnnil stream Irom akef, upon tho burning pile ; but not possessing a hand sufficiently quick to cat it oirai the desirable moment, was blown into a a million pieces. The coroner for this oc casion, reasoned out this vtrdict: "It can't bo called suicide, becanso he didn't niwin lo kill himself; it wasn't 'visitation of God,' becauso ho wasn't struck l y lightning ; ho didn'tdie for want of brcuth for he hadn't anything loft to breathe with ; L'i plain ho didn't know what h was about ; so I shall bring in, dio.l f.r want of common seme." SEED-WORDS. 'Twas nothing a moro idlo word From careless lips that fell, Forgot, perhaps, us soon as ea'icl, And purposeless as well. Hut yet, as on tho passing wind 1 borne the the little seed, Which blooms uuhceded, as a flower, Or as a noisome weed So ofton will a single word, Unknown, its end fulfill, Aud bear, in ed, t're flower and fruit Of actions good orilf, IPWEKNEW. If we knew tlio caros and looses Crowded round our neighbor's way; If wo knew the littlo losses Surely previous day by day Should wo then so often chido him For bis lack of thrift and gain Leaving on bis heart a shadow ; Leaviug on our lives a stain ? Lotus reach within our bosoms, For the key to other lives, And with lovo toward erring nature, Cherish good that still survives So that when our disrobed spirits Soar to realms of lifo again, Wo may say. Dear Father, judge us As we judo our follow mon. Wouldn't Own Up. Joe Stetson was a wild, rolickitig fellow, who spent inojl of his time iu drinking1 and sprecing, while his wife, Tolly, wnrf left at home to do the chores. Upon a certain oecnssion, Joe left home, lo bo back, as ho said, tlmt night. Night came, but Joe did not. Tho next day passed ; nml about sunset Joo camo up in tho worst condition imaginnblo his clothes ttirty and loi n, ono eyo in deep mourn ing, nnd his face presenting moro tho ap pearanco ol a piece of raw beef than any thing elso. Polly met him at tho doer, and noticing his appearance, cxcla'nicd: "Why, Joe, wlial in tho world is tho matter? " roily, " said Joe, " do you know that ( j j; Aml,tnv3r Well, him and mo 1,nil rtl. tf "Who whipped, Joe. asked Polly. " Polly, wo had iho hardest fight you ever did see. I hit him, nnd ho hit me, and then wo clinched. Polly, ain't sup per most ready? I ain't 'jad nolkiing ii eat siiico yesterday morning." " But tell ine wild whipped, Joo ? " con- ' tjn,10l pojv j, nearly starved " I .. ,nc ,v,ld ,y hipped, will you?" continued Polly. "Icll. " said Joe, "you don't know nolh'ui' 'bout fightln'. I toll you, wo fought like tigers ; we lolled and wo tuni-' ,1- -' I' il1' 4 ' UU'll ,111 ,.111, V'll ',', llltll I11U u li him , , , , , 4 ' '..ml then the boys wculd patnieontho 1 bhoulder, nnd halloo, 'On, my Stotson ' . ', .. : W e gouged and bit, and toro tha dirt in K.iHi I. ml,,, ill irl-M.-rrv vnl-il ivnt'cn linn, two bulls. Tolly, ain't supper ready? I'm monstrous hungry !" I " Joo Stetson, taid Tolly, iii a tono 'bristling with ailgct-, nill you tell ni" I who whipped ? " j "Polly," said Joo drawing a long sighj "I hollered!" Pemarkahi.e Pedestrian Fiat. Small boy on ti,too to romponiou "Su-h. ttoj' ycJur noio, all of you." Companion "Hello, Tommy, what's uj' now?" Small bov "We've cot a new babv ; v,. WBu1i nl, ,!lwilVu,' Bti n, .. from Heaven last night inusn't gd to kickin' up a row around here," f -ST When Greeley heard of Iho elec tion of Lincoln, ho wta so happy he re quested that some ono would kick him. I Although il usually SDunds covoloua for man to aslc boot, we are of tho opinion that Greeley's request should havo beon granted. Isim-willf Democrat. JCajjrWhilo tho Eloutoral College of Now York was casting tho vote of that Stale for Abraham Lincoln, the Slate Capitol building was discovered to be on fire no' an unapt illustration of tho moro goaernl political conflagration which tho election of Lincoln has caused. BT5U"Has tho Republican party fulfiilled its mission ?" asks a Republican paper. Pretty neatly ; according to tho present signs tho Union will be eissolvod within a few days. Tklroll Free Vr n. BrJuGaribaldi's Island of Caprera. lie near to I-lba ar.d Oitiica, and cout: in , inl ubilanls. i