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Also, dealers in flour an- Irin, which will I told cheap for cash. yet. 14, m. ItENRY WHITEH KAD, IfUSTICK of the peace l Ronkton. Union to., will attend tromptly to i A v,r. UX. elnthln all bufinc.s entrusted to hit care. Kept.. 12, mo. ly. lare stock or Fur ne and Fummer elntlilnt;of the latMt styles Tor tale low oy CmwausviUe, Hay 18, 1800. E. A. 1RVJN. gcltct J) at J r j. DISSOLVE THE UNION. Dissolre the Union I Who would part The chain that binds us heart to heart f Each link was foraaed by tainted tires, Amid the Revolution's fires; And eool'd oh, where so rich a flood? In Warren's and in Sumpter't blood. Difolve the Union! Re like t ranee, When "Torror" renr'd her bloody Innce, And man became destruction's child, And woman in her passions wild, Danced in the life-blood of her Queen, lie lore the dreadful guilotiue. Dissolve the Union ! Roll iway The spangled flag of (jlory tday ; Blot out the history of the brave, And deseerate each Patriot's grave, And then above the wreck of years, Quail' an eternity of tears. Dissolve tho I'n'on ! Can it be, That they who speak tuoh wordt are free? Great Uodl did any die to save tuch soidid wretches from the grave When breait to breast, and hand to band, Our patriot futhert freed the land ? Pis solve the Union ! Ho! Forbear! The sword of Damocles is there ; Cut but a hair, and earth shall kuotr A darker, deadlier tale of woe Than history's crimson tale hat told, Since Nero's car in blood e'er rull'd. Dissolve the Union ! Ppeak, ye hills, Ye everlasting mountains cry ; Shriek out, ye streams and mingling rills, And ocean roar in agony Dead beroet ! leap from tl lory's sod! And shield the manor of jour blood ! Ittisctlhncous. A DISCONSOLATE WIDOWER. "Wlmtcnri I nay to comfort you, dear Augustus ?" nnd Anabtd took her broth tr s tmint -n lieis ana prfisea it wnrmlv. 'Ncithinj; my ifoiou sii-ter : such woe as mine is too deep for nny plummet of consolation to reich." And 1 denr Augus tus" took out hi.i black-bordered hanker chief, and applied it lo his eyes. A tint 1 elnsped her hands deepidrmply, and looked tearfully at him, tnurmering ly sympathising "poor, dear Augustus, how he. loved tier 1" Augustus sighed deeply, and moaned in a lov tone "We nreso Imppy togeth er, my poor Ruchel," and again the black bordered bankerchief went to his eyes. 'My afflicted brother," murmured An-abel,- "how deep the waters you are cull ed upon to go through," Augustus shuddered, as if he fan the wild d'lshings of the waves, and said in a plaintive voice "Dear Rachel, how ami able she wat 1" " Very, dear Augustus." " How ccnsi.lera.te, how devoted to ir.e 1" "O, exceedingly." "And how fine an appearance tho pre sented 1" and he raised his eyes to the portrait festooned with black crape, which delicate attention he had himself paid it that morning. Anitbel, loo, raised her eyfs, but was si lent as she gazed upon the pictured form of the departed Rachel, so angular, so dark, and so frowninc. "1 don't think you ever did Rachel's charms justice, Anabel. She was a love ly woman O, brother, I fully appreciated her, I .' asstire you 1 did." I father-in-law that vulgar, fut old plebian, ichcl, perhaps, or to gaze more conve- "And you do not do justice toniy depth Peter Smidt, Esq. And he's grown so pi-! niently at the girlish beauty of Miss Vil of grief. Are you aware tlm'. I am a ' ous, too ; I know he will end it by btcom- j lors, as she tripped through tho church-UKiuiiK-r forever ? Poor, dear, dear Ra- ! ine a minister: this terrible grief has vnrd into the fcidn door of tho church. chel, I have lost all in losing thee !" And again tho tearful eyes wero raised ti the grim Rachel, who looked down with an expression on her face which said "In - deed 1'' There was a silencs ofsever.il moment, during which he looked thoughtfully in'.o the lire. At length he said "lland me my desk beside you, Anabel; it will boa relief to my frolings to write an obituary." "Don't think of it at present, dear Au gusttta; your nerves are not strong enough tor it now. Only think ot the trying scenes through which you have just pass ed." "Hand me my desk, will you? It is a sacred duty I owe my dead." While Augustus was engaged in this touching work, Anabel was pondering on the propriety of dispensing with the black crape folds on her new silk dress; "so that I may wear it in colors," was her in ward ejaculation ; "for who knows Augus may niarrv again before 1 have dono mourning'for dear Rachel !" She check ed the thought "How dreadful" Au gusttis, the deeply sonowing, marry be lore bIio had time to get out of black 1 It was a satanio whisper surely, and grossly unjust to the disconsolute widower. She was rou.-ed from her sombre meditations by the voice or Augustus! "This is what I huve written, dear sis ter, and if you can offer any suggestion! of a tender nature, pray do so." "Departed this gloomy vale of tears for a blessfd home ofjoy, Kachel, the belor- led and honored consort, or Augustus i Chillis. LW and daughter and heiress of . , . Pwter .Smidt, i-sq. Beauutui anu accom- plished, amiable and intellectual, devout, and charitable, cenerous, devoted, char- lniniz in everv respect, thus has flod to angelio oourts, amid the joyful shouts of the cherubio army, crying. "'"i welcome 1 one who walked the earth in j seraph's guise. i Here anabel gave a slight cough to coy er something like a laugh, and Augustus ' paused a moment and asked plaintively, I "Do you object to anything?" l I "O r.o by' no means. It is so very touch- ing, piay iirocecu. .... into which her nu- . . i n ........... iv;..n,i hava Wn nluneed by her lamented aUenoe in realms of bliss 1 their loss has been the angels' gain. her husband, so fondly attached to this fair object what words can depict his overwhelming grief grief that will prove as lasting as it is deep ! Jiut here we drop the curtain : too sacred this woe for the the curtain j too sacred this woe for the common eye Suffice it to say, he utters the sentiment of the lubmUsive Job The Lord hath taken away j blessed be the name of the Lord.' " How pious 1 how touching ! what path os 1" and A nabel raised her eyes, spark ling with ill-concealed mirth. " on must admit Kacael was no oroi nary woman, Anabcl." "I never knew another like her," said Anabel. "She was too good for me," sighed Au gust u "O, my dear brother, why say so?" ejac ulated Anabel. "I can never cease to mourn, poor Ra chel ; but I feel I must soon follow her. I cannot live without her," moaned Au gustus. "You must make an effort to do so, Augustus you positively must. It is your duty to live. You must rouseyour- sell from this heartrending state. You are not very old, only forty. Why, there may yet bo a world of happiness in store for you," "None, none." moaned Augustus, "my heart is buried in my Rachel's grave." "You must make an effort to get it out from there, deer brother; indeed you must." "O no 1 Would I were there too 1" "This is positively wicked; indeed it is. You must not talk so; Rachel would not approve of it." "Ah, dear Rachel," moaned Augustus, piteoufly. "Como, now, take something to soothe you, and then go to bed. Good night j don't despair, you will be happy yet." Augustus answered "Never, never," and ho continued repeating, like Roe's dis mal raven, "Never, nevermore !" until the door closed upon Anabel, and he va. left alone with hit) everlastit g grief, and the dismally draped portrait of the loat Rachel looking down grimly from the wall. On reaching her room, Anabel threw herself into a chair, and laughed moro heartily than was becoming, considering that dear Ruchel had only beeu placed in her grave that morning. " I really do believe that, after all, An fusttm will die of grief. You hava no idea, Myra, how devotedly ho was attach ed to dear Ruchel. " " Indeed !" and Myra raised her proud, calm eyes, and looked at her. "Ho enjoyed such bliss with his poor Rachel that his married life was a per. pctual feast of 'neotarcd sweet."' When did he make that discovery? " " A fen- hours ago, dear sister, lie is perfectly inconsolable. I assure vou. I tried mv verv best at soothinc him. but it is of no use. Ha will not be comforted. but is hopelessly wretched. " " Time is a powerful soother, '' respond- e l Myra. " Leave tho work to him ; ho will do it most ell'ectually, no doubt. As the poet expressed it, 'Time, that aged nur-e, rocked me to patience.' " "O, never, nover. Why, mv dear sis- ter, you don't know how dearly ho loved her. He nver will pet over it, I issure lyou ho will not. now we must have was a aunty nine spot, poor jtacnei s wronged him in supposing lie married grave, and here Au'gustus paid a visit ev Rschel for money 1 O no. it was cenu-i ery time he spied tho churchyard gates. ine love that induced him to take tor his ; turned all his tho'ights heavecward. " j "I am happy to hear it, " responded , Myra quietly, " for they were very far 'from that direction berore. " Weeki progressed, but Augustus re- ! mained shrouded in woe; not one ray of ' poacc had warmed up his deadened heart. He would writo on notiiing but black- ; edged paper ; covered every article that I had belonged to dear Rachel with black crapo ; shut up her chamber, and every time he passed the closed doorsiiudderud as if he saw her paleghost talking about; read her printed obituary ul night, belore retiring, and paid his devotions to her pictured form almost hourly. He kept the last pocket handkerchief carefully folded up in liuo paper among his shav ing articles. His sisters began to think that he would nvr get over it, and as lo his marrying again never, never 1 ' Don't even hint at Hich thing, An abol," he said with horror, when alio ventured to euggeit that, perhaps, one day he might replace the lost Rachel. " I meant years and years ott", dear Augus tus, " she said, almost timidly. "Of course, not Tor twenty years, or perhaps fifteen. " "Uushl ITushl I voneralo Rachol'a memory too deeply. I loved her most devotedly. Pray, never spsak in this 1 heartless strain again it is very repulnive to mv feelings, ' 1 only meant l console you, Augus tus." " You Uko a mosl remarkable way of administering consolation, when you know my sorrow is as deep as tho day i when I buried liachol . . - , , , . - uut you must icei so loneiy, persis- ted Anabel. "Lonely? Have I not my sisters and ' Rachel's treasured memory ? No, Ana- bel, I can never marry again All I ask is a quiet rest beside Rachel's cofliced form. " How shocking. Don't, I pray, in dulge in such gloomy thoughts. " " You ask me to be gay, ' said the dis consolate widower; "but you ask an im- I possibility, something utterly impraclic.v i ble, a Btato of feeling can never again Ironch." " Oh, no. Augustus not car that you can iisiver be ngin only a little lest But'gioomy. Don't think about flying, and Rut i the grave, and tombstones, and all that ort ot thing. " " When I die, " continued the bereft one, " you will see that 1 am placed be--side Rachel. On eur tomb you will have engraved, 4 Thoy were lovely in their lives and in their deaths they were not divided. " Yes, brother, " said Anabol, with a little hysterical sob. "You will have the last pocket-handkerchief Ruchel used to place over my face. " ".Yes, " replied Anabel. "My will you will find in the tin ciue. 1 have left everything to Myra and your self." " O, thank you, dear brother, How considerate in you ! " " My death will be your gain, Anabcl." and the bereaved sighed submissively. " My precious brother don't sucsjest such a thing- Hut you know I have long wivhed to go to iiurone. and your lament ted death will give me an opportunity of J uonig so. "Go. go, enjoy what I leave you, Ana bol. Tho day will come when like me, you must lie down ia tho dust. I have heaped up riches, " " For me to enjoy ! How kind in you, brother. Goodbye!" And Anabel ex tended her hand. " What do yo you mean ?" raid Augus tus drawing back angrily. " O, I crave your pardon ; I really for got, I dreamed I had read your will, and w tsjust leavi jg for Europe. " " 1 may live many years yet, " said Au gustus moodily. "Certainly, only I thought you had re solved to die. I began to fear yon con templated suicide. " " 1 am miserublo enough for anything. ! believe I will go tthe club. " " Pray do ; no doubt it will help you to forget Kachel. " , " I do not wish to fcrget her; the heart that has truly loved never forgets. " "L, no, Augustus, not exactly forget her ; only soften your giast griet that is wearing an ay your very life. " Augustus stood a moment and contem plated the fair face of the deceased Ra chel ; then as if ovorcome by the remem brance of the past, he snatched up the deeply-craped hat that ktood on the ta hie and sended his way to tho club, too much afflicted to slay quietly at home. 'The next moaning, at breakfast, he looked up from his plate and said in a dismal tone "Anabel, you will please never allude to my murrying again. You wounded my heart beyond expression last night." " O, dear brother, I am very sorry ; but I have known of snveral gentlemen who, when they were unfortunate enough to lose their wife, lound another, and 1 thought " "I lush! hush! not another word on this sad subject." Threj months passed slowly, but sadly. Rachel was in her grave, and its long shadow fell gloomily on Augustus' heart and hearth. A weeping willow Had been planted over the dreary mound, and waved its long limbs solomly iu the breeze, A few fragrant violets grew out of poor Rachol's head that ip, the head of her grave; and at her feet a while rose-bud ' tloruished in charming luxuriance. It ! Here he stood on fSundny to think of Ra- This last idea was promulgated by those proverbially spiteful creautures the old maids of the church, who, having lost all their youth, envy tho young, and who are as crazy to get married at forty years as they were at twenty, and who tear to shreds tho characters of their more fortu nate sisters, who win in tho world's lottery that prize a husbuud. So said Augustus v hen Annabel told him of sundry ro marks thut had been niado concerning him. "'.tut it was not an old maid that slan. dered vou, Agustus ; it was a married lady. Mrs. Montjoy says sho has watched you in church, and you look out of the win dow with one tearlul eve on Kachel s grave, while tho other is exploring tho protty face of Miss villers. she even sys sho saw you last Sunday gather a bo quel from Rachel's gravo, and presented it to Miss Villers as she was going into churcu, who, placing it lo her Grecian nose, thanked you with her sweetest smile, little dreaming it 'smelt of mortal ilv.' Poor dear Rachel, I don't know how sho would relish furnishing boquels for her rival. 1 don t say tins, Augustus, Mrs. Montjoy said it. Don t frowa so an (trily, of course I don't believe a word of it. I know how devotedly attached you were to dear Rachel, and how you plant ed her grave, and even look the watoripg pot in your hands and watered the plants lo make them grow, and how you treasu red up in tissuo paper the last handker chief she used, and how you put her bon net on a table, and had a little rriling built around it to keep profane hands away, and how touching!) you draped her picture in crape! O, now, I know you will never, never marry again." Augustus was silent. Was it ominous ? Four months and two weeks then a tall tombstone reared its lofty head amid ita sister tombs in the church-yard. It; was a charming device a stono figure bonding over a stone urn, which urn was supposed to contain the ashoa of the de parted Rachel. "What ia this, my dear?" asked Mr Montjoy, ai he stood before the gleaming marble. "Is this figure tho bereaved hus band?" "O, no. my love, by no means," said Mrs. Montjov; "are you not man enough to know that this is the deoeased Rachel j herself, weeping over her own atbes? It i Is most touchingly appropriate; we wives feel it to be so, I assure you ; for if ever creatures had cause to weep for their own deaths, we are the ones. iScarcely is tue turf heaped above our cold clay when the first mourner at our funeral utraigh- way goes and forgets what manner of wo men we were. Mary Blips very quietly in to Jane's place, and Ruth sits as comfort ably in the corner of the pew, as if six mouths before Ann had not sat thero be fore her." "My dear, your remarks astonish me. If you died, I auure you, most solemnly, I would weep for you forever. "Yes, so you would," s vid Mrs. Mont joy, calmly ; "but how long, think you, is a widower's forever? Only until he gets another wife." ' O, .Sarah, how little fuith you have in mans love." "I have a crcat faith in it so long is it lasts; but when a woman is underground nor chances are small." "My dear, 1 protest I would not marry were I so unfortunate as to bury vou." "No protestations, my love ; I do not require them of yoQ. Do as you please when I am gone ; I'll promise you not to haunt your new wife, there couius Miss Villers to see the tomb- Ho v do vou like it my dear?" "O it's a love," cried tho young lady, enthusiastically. "I hope when I die mv husband will treat me tojustsucha tomb- stoma as this. ' "No doubt," responded Mrs. Montjoy, "ho will treat you to this very one. Two of you can easily get under it." The young lady frowned and walked away. hix months and two weeks, and Augus tus find his sisters sat in solemn conclave. The great grief was over, tho stormy bil lows had subsided, the clouds hud passed away, "lhe funeral meats were about to furnish a wedding feast. Augustus was going to be married. 'Married" Anabol clasped.her hands in inarticulate horror, while Myra looked calmly upon the comforted widower. "Did I say I would never marry again ?" asked Augustus, angry at these mute dem onstrations of bui prise. "JJid you not say so, dear brother? "rever, never ! You utterly miscon - ceived my me aning. 1 wish to compli ment Rachel's memory, which I deeply revere, and 1 cannot better do so than by marrying again." "Six months and two weeks!" mur mured Anabel. "Cun a man mourn forever?" askod Au gustus, indignantly. "Can a man mourn at all?" asked My ra, speaking for the firB. time. "O, my dear sister," sighed Anabul, as the wedding cortege drove from tho church door on the following Thursday, and the face of Miss Villers peeped vut of the win dow of the bridal coach, "it is the will in the tin case that afflicts nn. Ho has made another, and has cut us oil' without a shil ling. Ho has gone oft', too, withoutgiving mo new burial directions. Of cotiisehe wishes to cover his faoo with dear Rachel's handkercheif ; 1 shall send it after him." ''Certainly," responded Myra quietly ; "he might like to sco it now." Si.inEnr Teopi.e. Thore is a class of peoplo who resomblo eels in their manner of going through life. They are vour smooth peoplo who blip through your hand when you attempt to catch them, and leave you wonduriijg how they could have escaped. The lumd of morals, law or right tails to holo". them, and yet '.hey seem to recognise them all. A bargain with such men always results in their gain ; there ia somo loop left for them to hang an advantage ujion ; something that will redound to their particular glorifies tion or profit. They are splendid mana gers of benevolent institutions; occupy high places in the moral world for such are not thoso men who get caught; and if they get caught, they manage to slip through are groat mortgager's, lend mon oy on tho right sort of security, and nev er lose, and wh'uhevor way they fall they light all right, ".'hey are politicians, and always n anage to be on tho winning sido. In life they are unexceptionable, with characters excellent. Rut they are slip pery nevertheless, and even while praising them as men may, in their short sigh'.ed ness, and they wriggle through to tho end, the veil will bo lifted and the time that tries all dojustico to them. Ri r.u, Lite Cultivat'i a love for the country; the serene joys which a rural life can afford are for preferable to the noisy, and ahu I too often vicious gralifi- ! cations which we seek amid tho whirl of I a city lile. I he city as it were lies tho soul's aflections to the earth tho woiks and ways of the world in it too often hide from our view tho fair faro of nature, and lead us to forget tho glorious God who mnde us. and to whom wa nre Indebted for life (did heaith and all things. Vapid empty and artificial, are the joys of a city life when compared with the saere I do-. lights which a rural residence can give O a mind riehllv constituted. Solitary ! communion with Naturo is one of tho ho liest delights which the world can bestow. Jfcjylt is reported that a somcwht juv enile dandy said to a fair partner at a ball Miss, don't you think my muMarhn are becoming ? " To which Miss replied: " Well, sir ! they may be coming, but they haven't yet arrived. " JiayAn afllioted husband whs returning from the funoral of his wile, when a friend asked him how he felt. "Well," aaid he, pathetically, " I think I feel bet ter for that little walk." JkaTThe New York correspondent or iays that the author of the Hostnn Pott says that the author 1 . . 1 1 . 1 : H f .' - . II.mI.I Ton I L Hi... orrrcldenilVuchanau. Steamboat Dia.'.oque. Iloosior, (step ping up to a down Easter.) - Uow are v stranger? Round to Noo 'Leans, 'snect; Whatmoutbo your business? Want to buy some corn or oats T Yankee Tolerable, thank ye; now b ......Air, I . i ' jvnscn i imuuu iu du innce in particu lar, in lor any Kind ot trade. Hoosier What kind of trade hov yT Yankee Wall, it's a patent right. Hoosier Patent right for what ? Yankee Patent right lor a Machine for making all kinds of teed out of wood. from ahellbark down to grass seed. Her also a patent right for the mirage life-preserve-. Hoosier Meerage what's that? Yankee It's a Machine to be fixod on tho front of a locomotive or steamboat. with reflectors of great power, to show the image ot anything ahead, no matter how far it be off anything under a hundred miles. Hoosier Don't Bay ! And are yer tho inventor ? Yankee- -I be. Hooker Your'ea hone. What moat your name be? Yankee Coffin. Hoosier Ueerd tell of yer family. Yot are a relation of the man that invented wooilen hams and plaster paris shoo nails. Had a brother once, hadn't you, that got accidentally choked with a rorro round his neck. Yankee Knew the man wasn't a bro ther only a cousin to my wil'o'a sister's brother's cousin. Rut what might your name be. Hoosier It might bo Smith, but ii taint. Calculate it's Caster. Yankee Knowed yer famil" well froti yer great grandfather down. You air one of two twins. One was a handsome, cute, bright-eyed littlo chap, and the other a tarnation ugly born fool ; and I heord tht cu to chap died. Here the dinner-bell rang. Freezi.no to Death. To bo frozen to death, many would consider a frightful torture, from their own experience of the; effect otaold. Rut here wo fall into thw usual error of supposing the suffering will I increase with the energy of the agent, I which could only be the case if sensibil- jity remained tho seme. Intense cold brings on speedy sleep, which fascinat the sensos. nnd lairly beguiles tuoii out of their lives. A most curious example of tho sodue- live power of cold is found in the adven tuies of the l.otanical party, who in Cook's first voyage, weie caught in a snow storm on Terra del Fuego. Dr. Solander, by birth a Swede and well ac quainted with the destructive deceits of a rigorous elinn'o, admonished t lie com pas ny, in defiance of lasstitude to keep mov ing on. Whocvor, said he, sits down, will sleep : and whoever bleeps will perish. The Doctor spoke as a sage, but he foil as a man. In spite of the remonstrance of those whom he had instructed and alarm ed, ho was the fii'bt one to lio down and die. The satuo warning was repeated a thousatul times in tlie retreat from Mos cow. Aliscn, tho historian, to try tlie experiment, sat down in his garden at night when tho thermometer laid fuller four degrees below zero ; and so quickly did the drowsiness come stealing on, that he wondered how a soul of Napoleon's unhappy band, had been able to resist tht treacherous influence, London (Quarter ly. Haity Women. A happy woman! I not sho the iparklo an J Ktiiuhiue of life? A woman who is happy because tho can't help it whoso smile even the coldest sprinkle of misfortune cannot, dampen. Men make a terrible mistako when they marry for beauty, for talent, or for style; tho swnotest wives ar those who possess the magic secret of be ing contented under any circumstances. Rich or poor, high or low, it makes no difference; the bright little fountain of joy bubbles up juit as musically in their hearts. Do they live in a log cuhin ? Tho fire light that leaps up on its huniblt hearth stones becomes brighter than the gilded chundeliers in an Aladdin palace. VVus ever the stream of liio so dark ami unpropitious that the sunshine of a Imp py fare fulling across its torpid tide, woubi not awaken an answering gleam? Why. these joyous tempered people don't know half the good they do. What I Would Da. If I possessed the most valuable things in the world, and! was about to will them away, the following would bo my plan of distribu tion : I would give tho world truth and friend ship, which nro very sear'fe. I would give an additional portion of truth to lawyers, tenders and merchants. 1 would give to the physicians skill andi learning. 1 would give to the pi inters their pay. To poss ping women, short tonguee. To young women, good sense, largo waists ami natural complexions. t-'Xt'-The following beat ifu I stanza ia copied from a young lady's album: " Faro made, when I Rhold ure fiu;e, & gaze in two lire azhur ize, my lovo is warmed in 2 a blaze. it t hauls within my bozum rue 2 big for my week tung to utter. which leves my hart awl in a tlutter. JaT"To toll your secrets, is generally folly, but that folly is without guilt ; to communicate those with which you are entrusted is always treacheiy, and treach ery for tho most part, combined with fuily. Jiig-" Henry, you ought to bo ashamed. to throw away bread like that You rnsf " t oine day ' UelL mothw. would I hlan'i any Potter f annen or jm ( 1,1.5 .1 then, shoubf I est it Pp now J i I