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Ilmo One Square, I I I $ $4 00 $7 0 Twosquaros, : II 1 t 4 0 0 6 00 10 00 Three squares, : 1 : 6 00 S 00 11 00 Four squares, 1 I 1 I 0 00 10 00 14 00 Half a column, 1 1 1 1 8 00 IS 00 IS 00 One eolumn, t I 1 1 14 00 10 00 ti 00 Over three weeks and less than throe moatbs ti cents per square for each insertion. Business notices not exceeding 8 lines are In sorted for $2 a year. Advertisement not marked witk the number of Insertions desired, will be eontlnued until forbid, 1-1 j 1. . anu cuargeu according to tnese terms. O. B. GOODLANDER CO. Orangemen, and their History. er ready for a now enterprise, and the ns- ti r n 1 , umed Idea that the Western ,.eo,,le would1 , The followmg bketch of tbe origin of be ready to separate from the Union if t!ie C)r(ier which hns recently created such iney could secure the navigatio.i of the disturbance in the arrangements made Sln'fLl- Jll?'.8 m-St b"ndat '. ! for the reception of the Trince of Wales UonofThn J:rZr:. " " , i, t.keu from the Brooklyn objects in view, but not the only one. "Sle' nnd conveys abistorieul idea of the Burr having lost all caste at the North, .organization, which may not be familiar eniereu on a career of speculation. One to tho public generally. tSnofth.I TrS ,1' . W-'Vl The Orangemen of Ireland date their 0a.l"' iei fc f year 1088, and name ;f ,H uur.,'h''voSnftw William, r.inco of Or r J ""inn ktj AJICII Iliia- ' set, sounuing the people of Ohioand Wes- ange, iStadtholdor of Holland; and King of England under the name of William lit. After the death of Charles II. of Englsnd, his biothei, James II., ascend- .l . L 41 rii 1 . son mentioned among other things the1 tin llv V08' fn...L ,-..?. . , "'"fc"'. lutant, but at heart bo alternated between th. S c i. J? hS! Catholicity ; when well he was tern v inimin on this tonic Alfprwnnla he confined his views to the separation of Louisiana. His cypher letter to Wilkin- StIcd$attrjT. uxiosr song axd chorus. ir asanas r. morris. This tbe world beyond all others, Makes ni love our country mrst ; Makes n, feel that we are brotners , And a heart-united host I With hosanna let our banner From the house tops be unfurled While the nation holds ber station, With the mightiest of the world! CHORUS. Take your harps from silent willows, Shout the chorus of the free , 'States are all distinet as billows, Union one ai is the sea !" Fri.ra the land of groves that boreni He's a traitor who would swerve Dy the flag now waving o'er us We tbe compact will preserve Those wbogninod it, and sustained it, Were unto each other true, And the fnble well is able To Instruct us what to do S CHORUS. Take your harps from silent willows. Shout tbe chorus of the free .' '-States ars all distinct as billows, Union one as Is tbe sea ! Slrscdlnntous. Burr, Blennerh&sset and Wilkinioa. An interesting and imp ortnnt chapter of history in about lo bo published in the Hlcnnerhassot papers. The revelation of tho Burr conspiracy has never been com plete, end those papers for Blennerhas sel.it U known, kept regularly a journal, will do much towards the full exposure of the place and pieparations of the ambit ious traitor. A correspondent of the New York Times in this connexion, furnishes the following interesting points connected with the history of Burr's great guilt. Beforo Hltnnerhnsset first came to Am erica, and whilo Hurr was yet a young lawyer ir. New York, another intriguing, ambitious and rather brilliant man ap jiearel on the stage of Western politics, This man was James Wilkinson, who commanded the American army on the St Lawrence in 1813. and who, at the time I speak of was an officer of the army hold ing important posts. In 1787 this man went first to New Orleans, where he es tablished a commercial house, and then returned to Kentucky. Louisiana was then a province of .Spain. The Spanish authorities formed the idea of seperating the western country from the Union, ana making a Spanish empire in the valley of the Mississippi. For this purpose they interested Wilkinson, Judge Sebastian and many other leading men in their enter prise. The more patriotic of the commu nity utterly rejected the plaa ; but there is no doubt that many of the leading char acters of Kentucky were implicated in the "Spanish Association" which was then formed. Judge Sebastian was tried, and found guilty of receiving two thousand dollars per annum from the .Spanish gov ernment. Wilkinson was also tried, but acquitted for want of direct evidence. It was prov ed, however, that he corresponded in cy pher with tho Spaniards, and was amply supplied with Spanish gold. Passing by nearly twenty years, we find Wilkinson, , with that aincular fatuity which at that i time marked the military appointments of k i . . - . . . I , tbe Government, in command ot the army ; invading Canada on the Bt Lawrence, He 'had become dissipated and lost his ener ,ey. He was drunk in the cabin of the jboat when tbe gallant Scott,' commanding the advance, was already in the precincts of Montreal, which he could have easily taken. Just then Wilkinson ordered a retreat, and the fruits of the campaign ere lost. Armstrong was then Secretary Xt War, and the disgrace of the army was reflected upon him. , Half a dozen year after the New York (teview was publish ed, and in it, Armstrong, who held a most ustio pen, reviewed the life and eon duct of Gen James Wilkinson. Taking up tho Spanish affair and the Burr busi oss, Armstrong proved incontestibly that Wilkinson was either a traitor to his country or his friend. On his trial, how- ver, Wilkinson had taken the last alter native and excused It on the ground of extraordinary patriotisa 1 The Spanish Association and the proceedings at the time constitute the preliminary chapter to the Burr affair. Burr, after the death of Hamilton, dis ' graced before the public, turned his eyes o building un an empire on the Wes tarn merely refer to the sort of characters Burr dealt with especially as some of these persons have become historical. On the IlthofJuly 1S0-I, Burr shot Hamilton. On the 2d of March, 1805, he took his celebrated leave of the Senate. On tho 20th of April he was at Pittsburgh. FrortJ Pittsburgh he went down the Uhio, and passed over to Cumberland. In July he spent a week with Andrew Jackson a man, said Burr, in many points after my own heart, in the course of this trip and subsequent ones, his associates were James Wilkinson, Jonathan Dayton, John Smith (Senator from Ohio,) Andrew Jackson, Samuel Swailwaut, Herman Blonnerhas set, Comfort Taylor, Ac, These were all men of remarkable speculative enterprise and in their subsequent career have been somewhat known to the people of (lie United States, James Wilkinson has been exhibited as a reckless, dissipated, un principled man, John Smith was expelled from the U.S. Senate. Samuel Swartwnul became a notorious defaulter. Jonathon Pay ton was a notorious Innd speculator. Herman Blennerhnwt went forth a ruin ed man, and bis wife was buried in Ne-y ork by the charity of nn Irish Society. Andrew Jiickson was, by the hnttle of New Orleans, made Presiuent of tho United a deist, when sick he inclined to Le a Cuth olic. On his death bed he refused the ministrations of tho ministers of the Church of Kngland ; a priest of the Catho lic Church was surreptitiously conveyed into his chamber and the dissolute Charles died in that faith. His brother James openly professed that religion, and before ho bad been a year on the throne lie turned the whole influence of Die govern ment to tho re-establish men t of Catholi cy. The whigs and toiies united in ins vilingover William, Prince of Orange, who had married Mary, daughter of James. He landed vt ith 15,0(10 men. James tied from his kingdom without a structflo in its defence, and William, con jointly with his wife, occupied the vncnnt tiirone. ireiaiu ami .Scotland, with a de votion utterly worthy of a better cause, adhered to tho fortunes of James, and in 1)8'J ho landed in Irelund with a small French army, and assisted by tho native Irish, bo nearly regained possession of that portion of his dominions. Tho piotestants of Ireland, or perhaps more strictly speaking, the presoyteriuns of Ireland, took rcfugo within the cities of F.nniskillcn and Londonderry. The forces of Jamos were concentrated on the two devoted cities. The Governor of Londonderry was in favor of iiivini! un j the city ; but though the garrison and in- were reduceti to nlmo.-it unheard ,il'f r '" r'. r'i "g"'ml 0l.lt.ljlH.. I!.y .lreuou.l, r.j.ted o Statos. There is a creat consolation to ma in the history of Burr and his com. j hpi,int tho evil r h..:.tii- V- 1 """" "ejofthonrmyorjames. nnVA It tiki linm ni Int'tyi a rihrinMt wist nf1 J 1 " " " . " . . b .u I sent to the royal w ' v. v . v. -n iiiuii nn IIIV.IV W f III VUU time or Adams nnd Jefferson, lhe truth is that for many years subsequent to the Revolution, the word honor was substitu ted forall virtue ond nil religion. ISurr and his companions were men of honor? It was simply to keep faith with their boop companions, and bo ready to fisht n duel if they did not. ".'ho barbarism of "honor" hns disappeared, and nmongnicn of character tho higher and better motive of religious principle has taken its place. The Toll Gate of Life. We are all on our journey, Tho world through which wo are passing is in some respects like a turnpike oil along which Vice and Folly have erected toll-gales for the accommodation of those who rhoose to call s they go and there are very few of all the hosst of travelers, who do not occasionally stop a little at somo one or another of them and consequently pay more or less to the toll gatherers. Pay more or less I sny, because there is a great variety as well in the amount, as in the kind of toll exacted at these different stop ping places. Pride and Fashion take heavy tolls of the nune many a man has become a beg gar Ly paying at their gates the ordi nary rates they charges are heavy, and the road that way is uono of the host. Pleasure offers a very smooth, delight ful road in the outset; she tempts tho traveler with many fair promises, and wins thousands, but tho takes without mercy; like nn artful robbor, she allures until she gets her victim in her power, and then strips him of health and monoy, and turns him off a miserable object, into the worst and most rugged road of life. Intemperance plays tho part of a stur dy villiiiii. llo'b tho very worst toll-gathe ererontho road; for he not only cets from his customers their monoy and their health, but ho lobs them of thoir verv brains. Tho men you meet on tho road, and ruined in frame nnd fortune, pre his visitors. And so I miuht go on enumer The Governor was camp, and the to vn was lefendedby the people under the lead of a clergyman named Walker, with n reso lution never surpassed. Proposition uftcr proposition of .lames was received by tho pcoplo furnishing with hunger, with t ries of "no surrender." Tho people wero starving ; tho tlesh of horses, docs. cats. and of rats even, wan a luxury puruhasa ble scaiTt-ly by money. The only hone for the devoted town, was tho arrival of succor from England. Across the river wusplasedn boom by James' army ; the river was also commanded by cannon. The ships at length appeared in sight of the town ; one of them succeeded in breaking the boom, nnd ir. escaping the cannonade. The Irish army raised (he leg), nnd tho Protestant stronghold was saved. The prentice bovs of Dr rry who took a prominent part in the defence, took the name of Orange boys. The next year William landed in Ireland, and do ,'euted the nnny of James at the battle of Boyno. Prominent among the forces of William were the defenders of Perry, now known ns 'Orangemen.' Tho Irish re trieved n nnme sadly tarnished at the Boyno in defending Limerick, A capit ulation was clfocted ; tho Irish army had a choice of going to Franco, and entering the service of Louis XIV., or of joining tbe army of William. They for tho most part cho?e the former alternative; nnd thsy left Ireland pros trate at the feet of England- Tho conquest nnd exhaustion were comidote. A whole century of mis rule could not again arouse the peopl' to resistance. The Orangemen who performed so im portant a part in the dufenco of tho Kng lish in Ireland, wielded the power and the patronage of the government: they year ly paraded tho streets of the towns nnd cities, playing the "Bojno Water," "Ca ny pie Liu Down," nnd other party tunes, and Hinging into the fiico of the down trodden rneo the evidence of their defeat. The policy of England has changed. Hut the Orangemen hold on with tenacity to tho system which placed in their bonds PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS. We have prepared the follow! o statement of the electoral votes given the various candidates for President nd Yi President of tho United States, since the adoption of the Constitution. It should be observed that nt the first four elections, the colleges of electors were required to vote for two persons, the highest of whom shnuld be President, nnd the next highest Vice President of the United States. In consequence of the equul vote between Jefferson and Burr, in l.SUO, the Cor.sti sulion was amended so ns to require the President aud Vice President to be voted for teparately, ns at present. , 1789 F1UST TERM. Ten Statos, entitled to 73 votes. Geo. Washington, CJ John Adams, 34 John Jny, 9 K. M. Johnson being tied, the election went to the Senate, where he received 33 votes; Granger 103 absent. J8J0 KOl'RTEEXTH TERM. Twenty. six States, entitled to 204 votes. W H Harrison. 2.14 M Van Buren, 00 Kobort Harrison, 0 John KutledL'e. fi John Hancock, 4 Georgo Clinton, 3 S. Huntingdon, 2 John Milton, 1 James Armstrong' 1 Kdward Tnlfnir, 1 lienj. Lincoln, 1 Georgo Washington was unanimously elected President. New York, Ithodo Island nnd North Carolina not having nt the above lime ratified the Constitution, chote no electors. Two vot,f.a nf V nud two of Mary lnnd were not given. 1732-SECOXD TERM. Fifteen States, entitled to 135 voles. O. Washington, 132 I Thos Jefferson, 4 John Adams, 77 Aaron Burr, 1 George Clinton, 50 Georuo Washington Was nrrnm imnm. mouslv elected President, nnd .Inlm Ad. ams, by a plurality of vote-", Vice Presi dent. Two votes of Maryland and one of South Carolina were not given. 1790 THIRD TERM. Sixteen States, entitled to 138 votes. John Tyler, 234 It M Johnson, 48 L W Tuzewell, 1 1 James K Polk, 1 Gen. Harrison died in office, nnd was succeeded by John Tyler, April 4, 1841. JS14 FIFTEENTH TEMf. Twenty-six States, entitled to 175 votes. James Jv Polk, 170 I Geo M Dallas, 170 Henry Clay, 105 T FrelinhuyenI05 ' L W Tuzewell, 1 1 J K Polk, 1 1S48 SIXTEENTH TERM. Thirty States, entitled to I'JO vofes. Znchary Taylor, 163 I Millard FillmnreKi.1 Lewis Cass, 127 Win O Butler, 127 General Taylor died in olltce, nnd was succeeded by Millard Fillmore, Julv, 1M0. Martin Van Buren received 2V1.078 votes in nineteen StatCJ. 1852 SEVENTEENTH TERM. Thirty-one States, entitled to 2 votes. Frank Pierce, 254 I Wm U King, 254 Winfield Scott, 42 Win A Gruham, 42 1850 EIGHTEENTH TERM. Thirty one Stales, entitled to 290 votes. Jus Buchanan, 174 J C Fremont, 1 1 1 Millard Fill more, 8 JCBreekinr'ge.m Win L Dayton, 114 A J Donelson. 8 John Jny, 5 James Iredell, 3 Samuel Johnson, 2 Goo Washington, 2 J. Uer.ry, 2 Chas C. Pinckney, 1 John Adams, 71 Thos Jefferson, 08 Thos Pinckney, 59 Aaron Burr. 30 Samuel Adams, 15 Oliver Ellsworth, 11 George Clinton, 7 John Adams was rlcrfpil T'loai.l.-t.i mid Thomas Jed'erson Vice President. During this Administration was passed the famous " Alien and Sedition Acts." 1800 FOURTH TERM. Sixteen Slates, entitled to 138 votes. CliusC. Pincknev.Ol John Jay, 1 ating many others who gather toll of lho power and influence, and left at their feet unwary. Accidents sometimes I nip pen, it is true, along tho road, but those a-ho do not get thiough at I oast tolerably woll, you may be sure have leen stopping by the way nt some of theso places. The plain common sense men, who travel straight forward, ;et through tho journey without much Uilhculty tho subject race ; eveiy concession to the mass of tho pcoplo has been resisted by them. From being the tool of the gov ernment they have beccno its chief ob staole in carrying out tho so-called re forms in tho administration of Iri.-h a flairs. If tho conduct of tho Prince of Wales tends to make unpopular so mischievous calculated Tlda l,..;.,,, n, .mm f hm It .!,. " organisation one so well comes every one, in tho outset, if he in- ft " d"Eo upon i-l.g.on and rosier tends to make a comfortable journey, to11111' 001'1" C,,,';,;,ft' ,'18. Vlslt ' take care what k'nd of company ho keeps1 rro,Iu,,1,ft most beneficial result for the in with. We are all apt to do a great ; ""for'ant colon.ea ho will one day gov- deal as companies do-stop where theyi'""1' stop, and pay toll where they pay. Then . Bs-iyA quuker who was examined before the chances are ono to ten, but our choice a court, offended the presiding judge by in this particular decides our fate. i his familiar 'thee,' hnd 'thou,' and 'friend.' Having paid duo respect lo a choice of At last he attempted to rebuke him by companions, tho next important thing is sternly asking, 'Mr. Thomas, do you know closely to observe how other manage to who we nro and what we sit here for ?' 'I mark the good or evil that is produced by do.' said the Quaker : 'three of von for a every course of life, see how those do who bout two dollars a day each, anti tho one uo manago wen; oy tnose means you in too centre tor two iiiousatut dollars a Thos Jefferson, 73 Aaron IJvr. 73 John Adam?, 05 No choice bv the nfonlo. Th Hnnso of Kepresentutives, nfter balloting sixty days, on the 30th ballot, elected Thomas Jefferson President. Anroi: Burr was, of course, elected Vice President. Maryland voted for Burr on the first balloting, anil finally decided tha Pietidpiirv. nn Hi thirty-sixth ballot, for Ml. Jefferson. 1801 FIFTH TERM. Seventeen States, entitled to 170 voles. (Constitution altered,) President. Vice President. Thos Jefferson. 102 I Geoi L'B (Minfim 1iV Geo Pinckney, 14 Kufus King, 14 1808 SIXTH TERM. Seventeen States, entitled to 170 voles. James Madison, 12i CC Pinckney, 47 George Clinton, 0 George Clinton, 113 ltutus King, 4i i John Lnngdon, U j James Madison, 3 James Monroe, 3 ' One of the volesof Kentucky not given. 1812 SEVENTH TERM. Eighteen Slates, entitled to 218 votes. James Madison, 128 I Eldridge Gerrv, 131 Do Witt Clinton, 89 dared Ingcrsol'l, 80 One of the votes of Ohio not given. IMG ElOHTH TERM. Nineteen States, entitled lo 221 vo'.es. James Monroe. 183 I 1) I) Trmu.L iiw iK.'t Bufus King, 34 John E Howard, 2 J J 1 James Boss, f I John Marshall, 4 I I!obt G Harper, 3 Three Votes of Maryland anil nnn of tlm votes of Delaware not given. 1S20 NINTH TERM. Twenty-four Stales, entitled to 232 voles. James Monron. "31 John y. Adams, I D D Tompkins. 218 Bich'd Stockton, 8 Daniel Kodney, 4 1! O VI a r per, 1 1'ichard BuJi, 1 1S24 TENTH TERM. Twenty-lour States, entitled to 210 voles Andrew Jacksou, 99 John lj Adams. 84 W H Crawford. 41 Henry Clay, 37 JC Calhoun. 183 Natl inn aStmdf ord,80 Nathan'l Macon, 24 Andrew Jackson, 13 M Van Buren, 9 I fnnrv fMnir O No choice 1 v tho iiaodIh IYr i'losiiloni Tho House of Bepresentatives elected J. i. Adams, wneoi the votes or Kliode Island for Vice President, blank- 1828 ELEVENTH TERM. Twenty-four States, entitled to 210 votes And'w Jackson, 178 I J C Calhoun, 17 John 4 Adams, s,j lenrn Be careful of your habits ; these make the man. And they roouire long ami careful culture. Good habits I speak of. Dad cues are most easily acquired they ara spontaneous weeds, that flourish rap idly and lankly, without care or culture. tCanning once said that he knew of nothing so sublime as a fact, . ftjrllow to become a real estate agent Marry rich wife. year, for which payment thy duly ought to bo well done 1 lfcyA minister's wife savs; 'The first time I took my eldest boy to church, when he was two years aud a half old, 1 managed with caresses frowns, and candy, to keep him very still until tho sermon was half done. Then ns if he hnd hit upon- a certain relief for his troubles, he pulled ma by the chin to attract my nU tension, and exclaimed, in ft distinct yoice "Mamma, make papa say Amen !" Itichard Rush. William Smith. 1832 TWELFTH TERM. Twenty-four States, entitled to 288 vote And'w Jackson, 219 Henrv Clav, 49 John'Flovd. 11 William Wirt, 7 M Van Buren. 189 John Sergeant, 49 V ni Wilkins, GO Henry Leo, , f 11 Amos Kllmakor. 7 Two of the VOtes of Mnrvlnnil ivnra not , . j - - given ; vacancies. 1838 THIRTEENTH TERM. - Twenty-six States, entitled to 294 voles M Van Buren, 170 W II Harrison, 73 Hugh L White, 26 W f Han on m II I Daniel Webstar, 14 It M Johnson, 147 Francis Granger, 87 John Tyler, 47 Willum Smith, 23 Tho Son of John Jacob Ator. A writer from New York to n Boston paper says ; "One who frequents Broadway or any of our fashionable promenades will notice the daily walk of a gentleman who saunters leisurely along, followed quite closely by n man apparently bent under 70 years, and stooping so constantly as lo seem almost crouching ns ho walks, lie fol lows bis leader like a shaddow, ami goes into all poss!blo places with his attendant. Tho feeble nnd ueerepid man is John Ja cob Astor, son of tho millionaire John Ja cob Astor. Ho was n bright and promi sing boy, nnd until seventeen years of age, gave promise of much genius. Iteports vary as to tho ciuse of his mental decline ; but the best accounts attribute it to the mental forcing system, and lo the intense study that occupied his former years. But true il is that he has been for years a hopeless imbecile. Amplu provision has always been made for all the com fort ho is able to enjoy, An elegant mansion on Fourteenth street is his abode. His fit ted up with eleggi.ee and taste. A yard, comprising an entire square, secures all the privacy that is needed. Boom for walking, riding on horse back, and for re creation, is nllordcd. Horses, carriages, nnd servants, wait on his call. The gen. tlcmnn who has the cure of Mr. Astor hns long devoted himself solely to him. lie bus such command over him that be can guide and control him nt will, w hich no ono else can do. Ample compensation is given to the attendant. Ho has tbe house nud nil tin servants, the equipage, nnd everything nt his command. Beside a liberal provision made for him in the el der Mr Astor ' will, ho receives nbovc the house and living tho sum of If 0000 per an num. But ho is not nlono an hour. Slee ping, waking, walking, at home orabroad, or riding, Mr. Astor is with him, makes one at his table, is ono of the invited guests at nil places, nud in nil his move ments follows him. The farr.il) of Mr. Astor aro kind and tender lo their rela tion, visiting liim daily, seeing that nil bis wants nro attended to, nnd in tho most Fcrupulous manner carrying out all the wishes of tho father in regard to one whom he called in his will "his unfortunate son." The Excitement or Intoxication. - Tha love or narcotics and intoxicating com pounds is so universal, that ne may almost count as an instinct. Every nation has a greuler or le-s degree ; some i j the shape of opium, some of smoke, some in drink, foino in snutl'; but from tho equator to the snow lino it exists a trilling change in die.is, according to tho climate, nut l ways the same need, idwnys tho same de sire. Kins have decreed punishment on their own side; priests have anathema tised on the spiritual ; taw-makers have sought to pluck out the habit, root nnd branch from the people; but nil to no good man still goes on smoking chew- ing, nnd snufling, putting an enemy into ' his mouth to steal away his brains, and j finding immenso satisfaction in a practice! that makes him both nn invalid andnl madman, and never quits him till it has fairly laid him in tho grave. Chambers Jonrnal. JHirAt a recent trial of n liquor case which occurred not a thousand miles from Worcester county the witness on the stand was under examination ns to w hat he hail seen nt tho defendant's domicil, which ho said he had visited n 'uuiuber of times.' 'Did you ever see any spirits there, or any thing you regarded as spirits?' asked the justice. 'Why yes, 1 don't know but 1 have,' was the reply of the witness 'Do you know what kind of spirits V 'Yes' 'How do yon know?' 1 kinder smelt it' 'Well' now' said the judge, straightening himself up for a convincing answer, which ho supposed would be given--' .vill you ploaso tell me w hat kind of spirits it was?' 'Spirits of turpentine !' The explosion of mirth that followed this answer fairly shook the court-room ; and as soon ns it subsided the witness wai discharged the opinion being that his testimony was not to the point. BJuOn Monday night last, a negro, in Lynchburg, in attempting to escape with anavtA a4n1.n Vr1 ftltA AWfLA luiind I ft I ouiJirj DiviM-ru uhvimi viiv uniivi in pursuit, jumped down 6 precipice thirty I feet high and waa instantly killed. A Dutchman in Trouble- A Rich Sketch. Br wii.t. mvtioND. One afternoon, about a year since, I wa comfortably seated after a hard day's la bor, heels over the grate, and cigpr in mouth, thinking cf matters nnd things in general, and of the fair partner who danc ed ''that lost sot" with mo, in particular, when my rrivacy wns intruded unon bv a short but stout individual, habited in coarse shoes, corduroy p'tnls, of ample pattern, and a "brass coat with blue but tons," Imagine to yourself the owner of theso habiliments, and lo his outfit a very small cup and a very hriic moustache, al so, a pipe with a crooked stem and a bowl capacious enough to contain half a pound of fine cut nt least, and you will probably arrive nt lhe same conclusion I did, name ly tlmt the intruder was of the Teutonic; 'persuasion.' He nppearod to be some what excited, aud without any unnecfs-wv ry f rmality, removed his pipe, and broke in abruptly with "Er you der man what brints der dewspaper?" "Not exactly," said I, " but if you wish to favor the public with a communication on any subject, I will perhaps be able to accommodate you" "Ynw, dnt is goot ; said he, "veil den, I dells you. Ven 1 cooms to dis cuntry I works on n farm dirly miles. One timo der old man sends init mo to town soma dings for the market-house, und I stops at der tavern round der gorner to get some lager; untdere Ishpoke mitaluffly Amer ican tiftulein, tint go's n love mit her, unt j,)ig i,er 1 cot n eoot farm dirty mile. unt ax her if she luff me somedimes, unt she sny yaw ; unt I gets married mit hor one time next week. Dut is coot. Ven she go mit me to der gun try mil fints I got no furivs she get mail like tousana devils, unt galls me a Deutch hoombug, unt dells mo I cannot sleep mit her room, and drents me so bad I dells her she don't luff me any more dimes. Den I goes lik tarn fools unt sj hents eighty tollars mit good clothes unt pring hupes unt (imga, and all dor times she don't love me yet, but goes erwny in der nicht dimes while I shleeps out doors mit der barn. Next day I cooms here in dor wsgon, unt I meets her oti der road vere she gits tired mit walking, und 1 dakes her in, unt ven she" rides she luffs mo somo more. But yen she cooms lo der Invent mit me shelaughs unt calls me groeny, unt says I might go home unt eat some more sourkrout. Veil don, mein Gott, I gets mad mit her." ' No doubt," .aid I, "my friend. But what do you expect me to do in tho mat ter? If she has mado up hor mind not to love you after, spending eighty dollars for 'hoops and things,' I don't see how it can bo remedied." "Veil, den," said he, "I dells you. Your brint in der baper dt nopody d rusts her any more times mit nic, unt I bays not more moneys. Veil I pets him, hey?" ' What is your name ?" said I. "Where1 do you want a paper sent?" "You send him to Hans Schniedor. windt, in der post ollice, tint I gets him." I prepared tho notice, read it to him, and taxed him a dollar, without eliciting any other comment than 'Yawrkttis goot. I stipends ono oder dollar, but gits niarriod mit a tarn Yankee frau no more dimes ; Mein Gtt." He then tolc from his capacious vest pocket a match, lighted his pipe, and took his departure, smoking with a vigor which I hope conv soled him. Soil Enoravinoj. Everybody is an ar tist. We have not tho gifted hand and nonius hand which can mako the cold marble seem almost to breathe with life lVe aro "Soul Engravers'" Antho chis el of the artist wears not inor- effectively upon the marble block thniv ti e liitler chisel of our influence upon tho- bou! which surround us. How careful the ar- tist is that each touch shall perfect hndi not deface his foikl Shall we not de sire tho impression of our chisel to bo for "good and not for evil ?" When tho la bor of the sculptor is rewarded, hU beaut liful statue is placed in the groat "Tem ple of Arts;" here an admiring world gazes upon it, until the destroying hand; of limo crumbles it to dust. But the souls which our chisels are helping to mould, hnvo n higher destiny to fulfil. Their lifo is immortal, nnd is given theia to prepare to dwell in mansions "otornat in the Henvens." Mv Unci.k's Advick. "Harry said my uncle, "one can be moral without being; seligious ; 1 ut I don't believe in any man's religion divorced from morality. You may ched the penitential tear, you may piny like Paul, you may work like Neho niiah, you may have tbe courage of Moses or tl e'faith of Abraham, but if you don't pai ;nur dtbts, Henry, you dishonor reli gion in the sight of'the world. Pay what debts you incur, nnd don't incur debts you can't pav. AVirr treat monfy offairt tvilh levi'i. Mind that, Henry. It i the love of Money that's t lie root of nil evil- But your Master, in his poverty, wrought u mi'rac'ie in order to pay his dues." Mb" A young bachelor, who hnd been nppo:utea deputy sheriff, was culled to serve on attachment against a beautiful young widow. He accordingly called up on her and said, 'Madam, 1 have an at tachment for you.' The widow blushed and said iho was happy to inform him that his attachment iiM. r..it.rn'T-.'itrwl. 'You do not understand mo ; you must proceed to count.' I know it is leap year, sir, but 1 prefer you would do the courting.' Mrs P., this no time for trifling, the justice is waiting.' 'The justice I wny, isnouiu preier iw parson. BtiJuMrs. Burdell Cunningham's Califor. nia husband has run away from her. ' ' i