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fitlii and vicinity, ah per.mou ,r. muuu
WWU lit" 1. 1 ii it. ..m , - . - h
.i ....... A a.iiat,-li I.Mini' lumuinr
with all the lute improvuiems, ne is prejmiuu w
make Arillldai streiu in mo uoh uiuuun.
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ling on Second street, will promptly answer
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. xii- .in v :.o v
STILL continues me uuim ... r.,
and House. Hijrn and Ornnmontal Puinting, al
tbe shop formerly oecupieu v) j ""
at uie en cuu u . . , .. E e
.. . . .. i ..r 1.,rb..t 4lr..of. a snori ilisiuuee
west oi tat s rouimij. --
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roll Founders. Curwensville. An extensive
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June 1. 18o4.
II. P. THOMPSON,
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rlivslcian, ninv be round citticr nt nis
at Scificld's"hotcl, turwciisville, whi n r,o
profci.noily WDt. 2.J"'
Mercliant and I'ruaiicc iesucr, iuuiers
burc Clearfield county, Tiu
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April 17. If'az.
ELLIS IRWIN & SONS,
VT the mouth of Lick Hun, nve nines iron.
Clearfield, MERCHANTS, and extensive
Manufacturers of Lumber,
July 23, 1332.
J. D. THOMPSON,
1)!nrkniith. Wagona, Buggies, Ac, Ac., ironed
on short notice, and the very best style, at his
ml stand in tho borough of Curwensville.
Dec TJ. ISja.
DU. . W DDIH, having ehnnget ins loca
tion from Curwonaville to Clearfield, res.
peetl'ully offers hie professional aorviccs to the
citiiens of the latter place and vicinity.
Ilesi.lence on Secona atrcci, opposre i '
J. Crans. Esq. 'T ,b6-
P. V. BXRRETT,
MERfHANT, PRODl'CE AND I.l MUKK
HEALER, AND JISTICE OK TUB
PEACE, LutbcrsburR, Clearfield Co.. Pa.
J. L. cuttTe,
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n ltnininv hi reiidciue. on Mark t -tree
. A. B SHAW.
RETAILER of Foreign and Domestic M-Trh.
sndiie. tfliawsville. Clearfield county, IV
thuwsvillc, August 15, lSio.
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WM. T. CIIAMRCTS.
(sAKKIES on ChairimiKiiiK, " neeiwriKin. mm
house and -in paint, ng at Curwensville.
ClearVeld co. All orders promptly attouded to
Jan. a, IsiS.
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Clearfield, IV. Office in Shaw's Row, op
posite the Journal otliue.
dec. 1, IS 18. tf.
' Jiisfirr of the Penre, Oir"c, Penntt.
ONE door east of Montolius V Ton Eyck
Store. All hu-iness entrusted to him wil I
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I)LASTi:KIG, Tho subscriber, Uavin .
located himself in the borough of Clearfield
would infvnn the publio that be is prepared to
do work la the above line, from plain (o ornamen
ts, ot any description in a workmanlike wanner.
Also whitewashing wd repuirii g done in a noai
Jnauner and on reasonable terms.
,,; ,, EDWIN COOPER.
Clearfield, April 17, ISS?. y.
TAKE CAIiE OF THEM 11
DM. A. M. desires to announce tn
his friends and patrons, thai he is now do.
'"ting all of his lime to operations in Dentistry.
Those desiring his services will and him ' his
office, adjoining his resilience at nearly all times,
end always en Frldav aad Saturdays, nnloss
Notice to the contrary be given In the town pa
pers the week previous, i '
N. D. All work warranted to ba satisfactory.
ClearAeld, Pa. Sept 32nd, 1858.
My l.tle U like the scattered Wrerk.
"My life la like the luiuuier rose," Wilde.
My life ia like the scattered wreck
Cast by the warpa upon the ahore ;
The broken tumts, the rifled dock,
Toll of the ahipwrerk that ia o'er.
Yet from the relics of the a tor in
The mariner hit bark wi 11 form,
Again to touipt the fuithleaa .ea ;
lint hope rebuilds no bark for mo.
My life is like the blighted oak.
That lifts its aero and withered form,
Xatki'd by the lightnings sudden stioUc,
.tMeruly to meet Uie coining atorul.
Vet round thnt sapless trunk entwine
The clinging teoilrila of the vine,
Acd life and frcshnoM there impart
liut never to the blighted heart.
My lifo ia like the desert rock,
In ocean waste so lone and drear ;
Worn by the wild wave's ceaseless shock,
That round it. base their surges rear.
Vet lucre the aea mosa still will cling
Some flower will find a cleft to spring.
And nr. athe, e'en there, a sweet perfume -For
ine, life's flower no more will blooom.
Toor Jonathan Snow
Away did go
All on the rugen mane,
With o'.hor males
All for to ketch wulcs
& nere cum back agen.
The winds bloo hi,
The billers tost,
All hands were lost,
And he was one,
A spritelv la)
Extracts from the Biography of Donglas
Jerrold, by his son.
IXUH.LAS JERROLD AS MIIlSIIlI'M AN.
" lie had gone ashore with Capt. Hutch
inson, and was left in command of the gig.
While the commander was absent, two of
the men in the midhipman's charge re
queued permission to make some irining
purchase. 1 lie good naturcd ollieer as-I says Pouglas Jerrold, ' I malraid the man
sented, adding By the way, you may as nger will rind it a door-chain strong enough
well buy me some apples and a few pears. ! to keep everybody out of his house.'
'Ail right, sir,' said tho men j Hnd they Then some somewhat lackadaisieal young
departed. The captain presently returned, members drop in. They opine that the
and still the seamen were away on their , club is not sullieiently west; they hit nt
errand. They were searched for, but they , something near Pall Mull, and ft little
could not be found. They had deserted, more style. Douglas Jerrold rebukes them.
Any naval reader whose eyes may wander 'No, no, gentlemen j not near Pall Mull ;
over this page will readily imagine thedis- ' we might catch coronets.' Another of
grace into which Midshipman lHnighis Jer- these young gentlemen, who has recently
rold fell with his captain. I'pon the young emerged from the humblest lortune and
delinquent tho event nindo a lasting im- position, and exulting in the social consid
pression, he talk d about it ivith that cu- era tion of his new elevation, puts aside his
rious excitement which lit up his face antecedents. Having met Douglas Jerrold
when he spoke o( anything he hail felt. in the morning while on horseback, he
He remembered even the features of the
two deserters; as he had, most unexpeet-
edlv, an opportunity of proving. The
mid-hipman had long p it his dirk aside.
aud washed the salt from his Ivuvc face,
Ile had become a fighter with n keener
weapou than his dirk ever proved, when,
one day strolling eastward, possibly frr-m
the fitlice of his own newspaper lo the
printing prerres ot Messrs. Bra Ituiry and
JCvans, in hitefriars, he was snddenl,
struck with the faco and form of n bakV.
who, with bis loud ot bread at bis back,
was examining some object in the window
VI . i. w.
puzzled so muiiv inquisitive passers by.
near the entrance to King's College.
There was no mistake. Even the rlour
dredge could not hide tho fact. The ex-
midshipman walked ni.i.bly to the baker's
side, und rapping him sharply upon the
back, sai l '1 sav, mv friend, don't you
think you've been rather a long time about
that fruit?' The deserter's jaw fell. Thir-
ty years had not calmed tho unquiet sug
uesti.ins ot his conscience. He lvmem-
bered tlie fruit und the little middy, for
l. 'Ir' i. that von sir?' The mid.
ciivirinul iwtMitonnt iimLwr ii- in
sliii'iii.in went on Ins way laughing.
dickens' oris ion or jEnnni.p.
"Few of bis friends.' Mr. Dickens
writes, 'I think, can bavo more favorable
opportun ties of knowine: him in bis gent
lest md most affectionate nspoct than I
have bud. He was one of the gentlest
und most nfl'ectionato men. I remember
Vi-ry well that when 1 first saw him, in
about the year 13.", when I went into his
sick room in Thistlo Grove, Brompton,
and found him propped up in a great ebuii,
. svj -
, . . j , ,,ii,. "j : ,,!,.;
bright-eyed, nnd quirk nnd eager in spi ,t,
but very lame in body ho "
r NiU'r ,S
cynical or sour in his heart as I knew it.
In the company of children nnd young
people he wns partienlnrly hnppv, nnd
shawed to extraordinnn- advnntage. : He
never was so gay sweet-tempered, so pleas-
V.i f ' .i a
ing and so pleased as then. Among my
own children 1 hnvc observed this mnny
ami many a time. When they and I came
home from Italy, in 1K4T, your father went
to Brussels to meet us, in company with
our, friends, Mr. Forster and Mr. Maclisp.
We all traveled together about Belgium
for a little while, ami all came home to
gether. He was the delight of tho chil
dren all the time, and tl.ey were his de
light. He was in his most brilliant spirits,
niul I tlouU if lie wore ever more humor- nnd tlio gnllmit cominny wero otiKtod.
! one in Ins lifo. Hut the most enduring Tlirn giuHewled tlio Jloiln mid Kve ;
inijiroion tlmt l e Wt upon us, who lire then h,r t'i.i, n soiinl weekly jrnlliorinj.',
prown up nnd we have often spoken of whieh iHmliis Jerrod attended onlv three
jitKinct ww, thnt Jerrold, in his nmiiihlo weeks helure hin tlenth. Hem e some of
lenpaeily of heing enily flensed, in his Lis sii) ings went forth to th world. Jit re,
; fiehliness, in hm good miture, in his cordi-, when some nieinlor, lieminc n air men
jality, and in tho unrestriiined openneim of , tioned. 'exelaimed, 'That tdwuvs curries
his licui t, had qtiito captivated us. Of his ; me away when I hear it." 'C an nohody
j generosity, I had a proof within these two ; whistle it V asked Douglas .Jerrold. 'My
,ur mreu yeurs. niren n nauucns me to
t inn k oi now. mere mui iecnnn ectrunge-
us not on nnv tiersoiml
sulijoct, nnd not involinc un nnirrv word
and n good many months had passed with-
out my even seeing him in the street,
when it fell out that we dined each in his
own separate party in the Stranger's Hoom
j of n cluli. Our chair were almost hack to
I hack, and I took mine after he was seated
and at dinner. 1 said not n word (I am
lorry to remi'tnher.) and did not look that
j way. Before we had sat so long, he open
' ly wheeled his chair round, stretched out
I both his hands in a most engaging man
ner, and said alojd, with abr ght and lov
I inj; face that 1 can see as I write to you :
For Hod's sake, let us be friends again !
A life's not long enough for this,' "
I HOI (.I.AS JERROLD-
OF UI3 TABLE
"A dinner is discussed. Iouglas ,Ter
rold listens quietly, possibly tired of din
ners and declining pressing invitations to
be present. In a few minutes he will chime
in. 'If on earthquake were to engull
I Kngland tomnrrow, the Knglish would
manage to meet nnd dine somewhere
'among the rubbish, just to celebrate the
'event.' A friend drops in, and walk
I across the smoking room to 1 lotiglas Jer
Irold's chair. The frieml wants to enliM
'Mr. Jeirold's sympathies in behalf of a
mutual acquaintance who is in want of ft
(round sum of money. Hut t!is mutuitl
friend has already sent his hat about
among his literary brethren on more than
one occasion. Mr. 'e hat is becoming
an institution, ami friends were grieved
at Iho indelicacy of the pr eeeding. On
tho occasion to which I now refer, the
'bearer of the hat wns nceiied by inv fa
ther with evident dissatisfaction. 'Well,'
said loiiglas Jerrold, 'how much does
want this time?' 'Why. just a four
and two naughts will, I think, put him
straight,' tho bearer of the hat replied.
'Hell, put mo down lor or.o td
hts.' An old gentleman, whom
I will call Prosy Very, was in tho habit of
meeting my father, and pouring long,
pointless stories into his impatient ears.
On one occasion Prosy related a long, limp
account of a stupid practical joke, con
cluding with the information that the ef
fect of tho juke was so potent, 'he really
thought he should have died with laugh
ter.' Jerrold. 'I wish to heaven you had.'
The 'Chain of Events,' playing at the I.y
'ceutn Theatre, is mentioned. 'Humph,'
ostentatiously says to him, 'Well, you see
I'm all right at last !' 'Yes,' is the reply,
I see you now ride upon your cat's meat,
The conversation turns upon tho fastidi-
ousne-s of the times. 'Why,' says ft niein-
her. 'they'll soon say man inge is improper.'
'No, no,' replied Douglas Jerrold 'they'll
always consider marriage good breeding.'
A stormy discussion ensues, during which
a gentleman rises to settle the mutter in
dispute. Waving his hands majestically
fiver tho excited disputants, h hcgi.is:
'tn-ntleuien, all 1 want is common
' 'Kxucllv.' Douglas Jerrold
ninls 'Unit i iiioiosov v nit vnn iln wont '
. j... ,
Tho discussion is lost in a burst ol laugh -
ter. The talk lightly passes to the wri -
tings of a certain Scot. A member holds
that the .Scot's name should bo handed
down to a grateful posterity. D. J.: M
qui'e agree with you that he should have
an iteh in tho Temple of Fame.' Brown
drops in. Brown is aid by nil his friends
to be the toady of Jones. The appear -
mice of Jones in a room is the lroof
t hat Brown is in th passage. When Jones
hits the influenza, Brown dutifully catches
fold in I lie head. D. J. to Brown : 'I lave
- " - ---
you heanltlie rumor that's flying about
town?"No. "Well.theysay Jones vuys the
doKtuxforyou.' Douglas Jerrold is seriously
disappointed with a certain liook written
by one of his friends, and had expressed
his disappointment. Friend. 'I hear you
said was the worst book I ever wrote.'
Jerrold. No, I didn't. I said it was the
worst book anybody ever wrote.' A sup
per of sheep's heads is proposed, and pres
ently served. One gentleman
lice of this dish, nnd, as he throws down
nine .,i nna -,',
hu . fl.k PXCillim, -Well,
sheep's heads for ever, say 11' JerrM-
I "A dinner was given to Mr. Leigh Hunt
' nt the Museum Club. The task of propo.
sing tho guest developed upon ifcmgias
Jerrold. He spoke fervently, and wound
up by saying ol the veteran esssyist, poet,
Li V:i,;,r r.Mit;r.Un .k.fen in hi.
hottest wnrfare bis natural sense ofbeauty
and gentleness wn so prent that, tike Da
vid of old, he ai n.ed his sling with shin
ing pebble of the brook, nnd never pelt
eb his fiercest enemy with mud.' To
which Mr. Hunt replied that, 'if his friend
Jerrold had the sting of the bee, he had
also his honey.' .The Museum club did
r.ot catch coronets, hut
ments found their way into it snug rooms,
tut her on ere( a ,nli . f,f , ,1 ,.,
cld,r port, ho said. Asking about the tul
lentofa young painter, his companion
declared that the youth wits mediocre.
'Oh!' was the reply ; 'the very worst
ochre an artist tan sei to work with.'
Walking to the club with a friend from
tho theatre, some intoxicated young pen
tlemen reeled up to the dramatist and
said. 'Can you tell us the way to the Judge
and Jury V 'Keep on as you are, young
gentlemen.' was the reply ; 'you te sure to
overtake them.' lle'took the chair at
one of tlm anniversary diiiiieis of the
Kelectic Club a debating society consist
ing of young barrisbrrs, authors, and ar
tists. The piece tie rttlstiince had been n
saddle of mutton. After dinner the chair
man rose and said: 'Well, gentlemen, I
trust that the noble saddle, we have eaten
has grown a woolsack foroneainongyou.' "
Doings in British India.
The despatches and letters from British
India which, not long since, were so eag
erly read, here and uhroad, seem to have
lost entirely their former charm. Tho con
stant repetition of the incidents of n strag
gling cHinpain with its everlasting defeats,
marches, routs and victories, proved too
much tor the patience, of the reading pub
lic, andbO they dismissed the subject from
their minds. Not so the British letter
writers, who still furnish their six long,
broad columns apiece, at every arrival of
the mail to their respective journals.
Tho Times correspondence contains a
description of the massacre which occur
red on the 24th of Iecember, in the Ioab.
The rebels, we are told, finding their re
treat likely to be cut oil' lied in the utmost
disorder, and 4."0 of them were slain,
while the remainder betook themselves
! to the jungles. .Seventeen puiis with am
j munition, all the carts, and most of the
; muskets fell into the hands of the Kng-
li-h. w ho exuect that the stirvivers will
! disperse and go home. Though mroa
! Lin,.l, hud rontrived lo bold some nfth nil
together, it is supposed that this success
complete the subjugation of Southern
(ude, which probably ni'-nns only, that no
more resistence ei m:it.e will be ottered
there. In northern Oude matters stand
as follows: The army there, which is said
to be strong in artillery, is commanded by
the. Begum, the (jueen of Undo. They
hold miny forts, of which the strongest is
Bareitch. Sir II. Grant had been orib'red
to assault t lie latter, and had crosseil tlu,
Gogra for that purpose. It is confidently
expected that ntter tuetall ol llareitcli the
Begum's corps will no longer venture upon
resistance in open battle, that they will
disperse, and that so the rebellion will
have wholly disappeared from Oude. Yet
it may be, nnd is very probable even, that
the dispersed army, scouring the country
in small bands, will necessitate tho con
stant, active aid of the army to carry on
what government there is possible in Oude.
-n. i- ,i'i . i i
?,.itu a year upon ins neirs
" The gift," says a correspondent, "carved
out of the .confiscated estates of Kooer
Singh, is worth SlOdJMM) in open market,
nnc. is certainly a magnificent acknow
ledgment." Cheap munificence, that 1 The
. former practice of pensioning conquered
Indian soven-ii'iis that is. iillowin ' them
,.r . i .; :.......,,.. i....,
11 (.Ol llllll Ol UK U HUM lOUUU VMilU'3 IIH-
1 he'en supplanted l still more eeonomit id
1 practice. Many oi'them have been killed
"h,,.;,,,, ,10 .,re'.-e,,t struggle , in cold blood,
' when tliev fell into the hands of the Brit-
i jSM n, ..rWners of war, amor. them the
princes of Delhi, who were slain by the
, jl;ln(i of a heroic British officer, a ('..otam
Hodson, tho moment thev wet e delivered
j Up to him adaptive. Their aged, veiie -
ri,h1o father was doomed '.o share the fate
0f the King of Oude. " The Kins of Delhi "
! writes the Time' correspondent, nnd his
i C.....H.. If
,,e Kiene. On the .Id ult. the wero car -
ri..d cn l.rmr.l il. Sfs,., whioh imn.e.
iiiuiin iiiiiu mm iiiciin m.urinnv'i huim
,mlov H,Mmt, down tl, river on ,.,.
way to tho Cape. Tho King is accompa-
nied by two of his wives, his son, and his
ijL, ,.i ,.,i...u r ,i,
alive, exe'ent one "or two still firms ." ' So
emls the houso of Timour 1 Two hundred
years ago tho agents of the East India
Company stood before this man's ancestor,
then the absolute ruler of l(Ml,(Mli),0oo of
people, with folded hands, bogging per-
miss on to exist at u single ion u upon me
, k 1
lUm ml ,i0W nr, .lOOP
King's deelinin.dayst how indescrilibly
inhuman, bnita . hm transportation to a
desolate rock ol the old man of t;i years
., .u.m, i.. .......... ........ ....
oarth, stands n ren.ly with one foot in his
f'"'- '"U,U"'V u r
as tho wotld, but where find we in the his-
tory of tho conquest of India, a single
......,:r... i,,.;,... r .i. ...... ,.r ,;.-,
liltiioivsiiiiiwii ..iiusu pal, nui i iiiiii
and mitigating features that generally en
ter into a conqueror's character, uingnan
miity and justice. Pcnnttlmnia.
BFftJSome libellous fellow
woman's heart is the sweetest thing in the
world in fact a perfect honeycomb .full
jut. iiisorLiiin.atiou oi uii- icuci loips , . , , ,.
is thus neark complete, but it was iess the I hV' W'u.n "re P''ntable. It is
work or the British arms than bribery.-1 a S,cnt..,nal elther ,0 B ,en,( CT V " .'g
Kvery service rendered by distinguished ! e' ,l ov n vergrown boy to go to a
. i .1 i. .. V. .. , e door, knowing that there are a dozen girls
natives to the British army, every net ot : . . ,' , . , , . ... , f .
, ... ,i . .. i.:t inside, and to knock or ring with absomtc
treason ngainst their country, was bill-. . .', ,, , . , . . 6
r .i . - - ii a-.'. Ia i ..i , certainly that m two iminutes all heir
hantly rewarded. A citizen ol Arrnli who, ,. . . .
at the rising in August, 117. rendered yes will be upon h.m, .s a severe test o
some assistance to the British troops has cu,,,raK0' f b(:lu,e f 0 ?,rI" a"'1
just been rewarded with pension of "'f'' satisfai'tory tour of the room with
IM10 a vear. settled on him for lifv. and "1 H,PIT"' '' toes and then sit
A BOY'S TRIALS.
The Springfield :)mL!tcin has i capital
article on thissuljeet. Here nro some
HIS RF.I.ATIONS WITH T11K "oi l) MAN."
We suppose that tho first severe trial a
boy has lo undeigo, is to submit his will
to the "old mull." whom he is taught to
consider his lather. To be restrained in
doors nt umht, to be forbidden to go in
swimming live times a day, or to ho bin
died from pinching tho rest of the child
ren jul for fun, is mi interference with
natural inalienable ri;:!its, every w ay inju
rious lo tho feelings. And then, when
upon some overwhelming temptation, tho
boy asserts his independence of parental
control, and receives a "tanning" with a
switch from a quince bush, either upon
ins iiueK or lii l ure leel it becomes renhy ,
a very serious ll'ing. o never could see
thill the smart ot an opciation like this
was at all assuaged 1 y the ull'ectioniite us
stiranee that it was bestowed out of pure
MTTINO W ITlt TUB CIRIS.
The next great trial of the boy is to be
obliged by a ci uel muster to sit with the
girls ut school. This usually comes before
the devehipcnient of those undeniable af
finities which, in lifter life, would tend to
make the punishment more endiirnble
To b pointed out na 'gal boy," to be
smiled at grimly by the mu.-ter, who is so
far delighted with his own inetiitble picas
antry ns to give the little boys licence to
laugh nloud, anJ to be placed by the side
o a girl thnt has no hnnkerchief, nnd no
knowledge of tho use of that e.rtiele. wo
submit, is a trial ot no mean magnitude.
Vet we have been obliged lo "sit up close"
.villi big Rachel, laughing nnd blushing
till we came to hate her name. AVe won
der where the overgrown frowzy creature
is now, nnd what tho condition of her
bend is ?
TI1K KiKST LO.VU-TAII.EI) ( OAT.
We do not believe that any boy ever
put on his long-tailed coat without a
sense of shame, lie first twists his back
half otl looking at it in the glass, and then
when he steps out of doors it seems to him
as if nil creation was in a broad g'in. The
sun laughs in tho sky ; the cows turn to
look at him ; there are faces at every win
dow ; his shadow mocks him. When he
walks by the cottage where Jane lives, he
dares not look up for his life, Tho very
boards creak with conciousiiess of the
strange spectacle, and the old pair of pan
taloons that stop a light in the garret win
dow, nod wiih derL-ion. If he is obliged
to pass a group of men and boys, the trial
assumes a most terrific stage. Jlis legs get
till mixed up with embarrassment, and
tho flaii of tho dangling nppondagii is felt
upon them, moved by the windot his own
he could not feel worse were 't
a budge of disgrace.
It is a hapiiy time
, for turn when tic gets to church und ;sits
I down with his cont-trils under him; but
: he is still apprehensive with thinking 'of
the Sunday school, nnd wonders if any of
the children will iask
tiOINQ 110 KK WITH THE UIKLS.
The entrance into society may bo said
to take place after boyhood lias passed a
iwiv,ciii iiiuiiit uiie tuive .me milium v
v" ' " "" . " ' v"."- ". " '""""
putting them into one's pocket's, is nn a-
cliicvement which tew boys can tiottst.
If a boy can get so far Jas to measure oil
ten yards of tape w ith fine of those girls,
and cut it short at each end, lie may stand
a chanco to pass a pleasant 'evening, but
let him not flatter himself that all the
nuns oi mo ui i-i 1 1 ii i; ui e mil. iiieif
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col'ua ; 81 liist. Ule "leaking up. 1 lie ilear
f.'" don their lioods, and put on their
shawls and look saucy and nnschevious,
impiessiblo, as il they did not wish
"" nc to go home them. J hen comes
H' 1"1'. "d the boy who has Iho most
l'biek makes ,.p to the piettiest giil, his
: l""! t 1,1 his.tliioat, nnd his tongue dinging
' tI'"m'f ot h'8 'ou,,,h. and crooking
''s. l ,W' ,a""nc'l'!' l',ut ol tho words,
z1'1"1 1 -'e you home Mio touches her
: llWr l ur,n "n;.' V.'y Wulk ho',11,i a,
I bollt n 'loot apart, loelllig us couple of
! ?nt ?0!,''f-'-- "on as sno is san-iy
milo li'fd.Kr he struts home, u.id thinks
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! I ls really been atdgono and .lone
1 n,L"I L"""'s ' 111 " " "
! rn",,l"1! lin,l calico, and he awakes in the
i morning and finds the doors of life open
.I ... a - i.: i. i. ...:.i. .1 . r
' t0 - " 1'S q"euhng for breuk-
A Little Girt., only ten years old, was
stopping nt the MeCltire House yesterday,
(snys the Wheeling, Va. rimes,) who is
qtiito n hero in her way. Her name is
Lizzy Kelly, hnd tier parents live at Green
Bay, Wisconsin The whole long, -cold,
nnd tiresomv road from Gr in Buy here,
this little lady has traveled by herself,
stopping when she chooses, pnyina lier
own bills, nnd doing all in the most busi
noss-like manner, with an easy grace, and !
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self-posscssiou that won 111" admiration of
all who met her. She was bound for Pro
fessor Pendleton's, at Bethany, which
tilace she was anxious to l each. ' . . i
Pad company is like a n dl drivon info
a post, which after ttie first or second
blow may be drawn out with little diflicul-
a' ty ; but being once driven up to the head,
tho pincers cnnnoi take noiu io uraw u
nut ; it can only be done by the destruc
tion of tho wood.
Mudel Speech in tho Missouri Legula.
Wo find tho following in the n-porta of
the proceedings of the Missouri Legisla
ture on Friday last. It will at once occur
to the render of Mr. Pitt's speech, that he
is, ns Ids name would imply, a veritable,
descendant of Lord Chatham. His chief
resemblance to that distinguished orator
is said to consist in the possession- of
two legs, and a head with a nose on it.
Bead Mr. Pitt's speech :
Mr. Pitt ottered tho following :
licsolved, That the Speaker be author!
stod to euiiso to tie printed and tiosted, one
hundred bills, announcing '.he Mb of Jan
Mr. Abney I move to lny that resolu
tion on the table.
Mr. Pttt Mr. Speaker, this house pits-
pel i eolations, sir, to celebrate, in an np-
jvroprinte mnnuer the Nth of January.
I bis is l re-hition simply asking thnt no
tice lie given to the public ot that day.
We have declared an intention, and now,
wlii n v e come to publish it, wme gentle
man is suddenly seized with the "retrench
incut gripes," and squirms around like sV
long reu worm on a pin hook. Laugh
ter Gentlemen keep continually talking
about economy. 1 myself do not believs
in Uiugtho public purse with cobweb
strings, but when retrenchment comes in
Contact with patriotism it assumes the
form of "smallness." Such economy is
like that of old Skinflint, who had a pair
of boots made for his little boy, without
soles, that they might last the longer
ILtugter.J 1 reverence "the dny we celo
brnte." It is fruught with reminiscences
the most stirring; it brings to mind ono
of the grandest events ever recorded ia
letters of living fire upon the walls of the
temple of fame by tho strong right arm of
the god of war ! On such occasions we
should rise above party lines and politi
cal distinctions. I never fought under
the banner of Old Hickory, but "by the
eternal" 1 wish I had. I Laughter and
app.J If the old war horse was here now,
he would not know his own children from
the side of Joseph's coal of many coIon
Whigs, Know-Nothings, Democrats, hard,
soft-toiled, scrnmbled nnd fried, LincoU
nites, Douglusitcs, and blatherskites 1 I
belong to no party : I am free, unbridled,
unsaddled, in the political pasture. Like
a 1 ob-tailed bull in fly time, charge around
in the high grass and tight my own flies.
Great laughter. Gentlemen let us show
our liberality on patriotic occasions. WhJ
some men have no more pi triotism than
thnt you could stu'J in the eye of a knit
ting needle. Let us not squeeze live cent
till the eagle on it squeals like a Income -live
or an old maid. Let us print the liilU
a-d inform the co untry thnt we as full of
patriotism as are Illinois swamps of tn.d-
poles. Ijiughtor. I don't believe in do
ing things by halves. Permit me, Mr.
Speaker, to make a poetical quotation
from one of our noble t authors ;
"1 love to see tho grass among the red May roles,
I lovo to see an old gray hor.e, for when be goww
ho rjnact '
How an Ohio Farsif.b was CArriVATirv
Tho Lowell (Muss.) Xeirt relates tho fol
lowing circumstance, connected with the
marriage of Miss AnnaT. Wilber, an ac
complished New England authoress, with,
a substantial farmer:
"Miss Anna T. Wilber, of Xewburyport,
by her contributions to periodicals, at'
traaeteil the nttention of an educated
farmer in Ohio, who opened a correspon
dence with her. At length they ngreetl
to meet at a half-way point, and if their
impressions on seeing enoh other for the"
first time, wero not ugreeahlo, they would
sepnrnte again ; if otherwise, why we'll
let her tell the story hersalf.
I need not tell how an Ohio farmer firstV
bad 1 is attention attracted toan occasion
nl contributor 4o tho Eastern periodicals,
or what motives thnt prompted htm toad
dress n note of interrogation to said writer
to hi followed by mutual questions and
replies, till the parties became desirous of
meeting, mot, nnd were m irriod. Thor
tinnals of romance nurrato few briefer
courtships, and I may say few more sensi
No meetings by niootjlighl alone; net
frowns of opposing relatives ; no jealousies
of rivals or lover's quarrels. Past the du'
dieums of youth by tho world around
termed old bachelor and old maid we bad
not yet relinquished our faith in human
goodness, or lost the fcrvcr of feoling,
which intercourse with the world 'too of
ten chills. So having fully made up our
minds that wo were congenial, and -ought
to love endi other, wo met and did low
each other. The experience of three year
of married life has satisfied us that the ma
jority of mankind are in the wrong and
wo in the right. I mean to say that we
should learn to lovo mentally and morally
first and personally afterwards."
A rrornAiii.E Boakokh. Tho St. Tan
Minnesotian says there Is a lady now resi
ding in Mintmtonka,' who, for tho past
two yours, has livod entirely without eat
ing. , Her ago is twenty eight; she is thr
mother of threo children, and enjoye mo
derate health. She has tho use of all her
faculties, is not emaciated, but apparent
ly robust, and yet she does hot take into-
I er stomnch a partiole or mod ot any des-
criiitioii, save ft cup of coffee, which sht-
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tlrinKS inree iini'-s uuy j mis, uer onij
subsistence, she sips slowly, usually occu
pying the accustoimd time at the table.
B3ararson Brownlow, of the KnoxilI
Whig, says that "if he is denied the privi
lege of going to Heaven after death, hi
second choice Is Baltimore."
eWa.The man who couldn't "trust Jil
feeling," is supposed to do business strict
ly on the cash priwciple. ... - . :