' " iHmK'VPW'HII win 1 n J. H. LARRIMER, Editor. "KXCKLS10K." ii ai VOL Villi. NO '2C. Ut Jlrpubtou: CLKAKFIKLI), PA. WEDNESDAY, NOVKMHKU 17, Wl 'C3rms of pofsjr. Term of NubHrrlptloii. Jf paiJ In advance, or within threo month, $1 25 , (f paid any time within the year, - . . 1 5n f paid after the expiration of tho year, - 2 00 Term" of Advertising. Ailrtrtiiementa nro inserted in the Republican aVthe following rates : , I Insertion. 2 do. 3 do. Mt'iqliare, (Ulinen.) $ 511 $ 7S $10o! TWbquar, (2Hlinen,) 1 00 1 SO 2 00 1 tb'rM il'ire, (42 lino,) 1 60 2 00 2 50 3 months. A mo's. 12 mo Otie Fqtiare, : : : $2 60 4 00 $7 00 Xtiuare, 4 00 0 00 10 00 Three iqimren, : : : : 5 00 8 00 12 OA Teit iqunres fl 00 10 00 14 00 J Hiificuluroii,' : : : : 8 00 12 00 18 00 1 One column, : : : : 14 00 20 00 85 00 1 Over three weeks and less than throe months 25 I ereti por squaro for eaeh insertion. BuiineM notioes not exceeding 81ine aro in-' inted fr $2 a year. AdrertUcincnU not marked with'the ntimher of Iniertmni desired, will bo continued till forbid charged according to these terms. J. II. LARMMKU. YOUR TEETH. TAKE CA11E OF THEM'.! DR. A. M. Ill I.I. S, desiren to arYiiounee to hit friends nml patrons, that ho is now de nting all of bis time to operations in Dentistry. Those desiring his services will find hi in nt his offiee, adjoining his rosideneoat nearly all times, tnd always on I'riilays and Saturdays, unlets .Notice to the contrary ho given i it tho town pa pers the week previous. N. U. All work warranted to he satisfactory, Clearfield, l'a. Sept. 22nd, ISiS. DENTAL CARD. 1 M. PMITII offers his professional services A. to tho Ladles nnd tJeiitleinen of C'lenr- fitld and vicinity. All operations performed with neatness anil despatch. lleing familiar with all the late improvments, he is prepared to make Artificial Teeth in the best manner. Office in phnw's new row. Sept. Hth, 1858. lyj. DkTrTv" WILSON , HAYING removed his oflice to the new dwel ling on Second street, will promptly answer prgfi sional calls as heretofore. Ml. H. I.ARIHMKII. I. TEST TAKHIMI'.H & TI'.ST, Attorneys at Law i Clearfield, l'a., will nttohd promptly to Col umns, Lahd Agencies, Ac, in., in Clearfield Centre and Elk coalition. July 30. y TIIR SCOTT I.i:OIO.. The following stirring lyric was written !y Charles Fonno llotrman, tho insane l'etinsylva nin Poet, now nn inmate of the Lunatic Asylum at Hurriidiurg. We were not many wo who stood Beforo the iron hail that day; Yet many a gallant spirit would flive half his years, if ho but oould Havo been with us at Monterey. Now here, now there, tho shot is hailed In deadly drifts of fiery spray, Yet not a single soldier quailed When woundod comrades round them wailed Their dying shouts at Monterey. And on, still on, our columns kopt, Through walls of flame its withering way, Where foil tho dead, tho living stopt, Still charging on tho guns that swept Tho alippery streets of Monterey. The foe himself recoiled aghast, When, Striking whore the strongest lay, w e swept its flaming batteries past, And bruving full their uiurdereus blast, Stoauied home tho toners of Monterey. Our banners on those turret wave, Aid there the evening bugles play; Where oraugo boughs above their grave Keep green tho memory of the brave Who fought and fell, at Monterey. Wo are not many we who pressed Beside the bravo who fell thut day ; But who of us has not confessed He'd rather share their warrior re."t, Than not have been at Monterey. iiomk Homo I tho centre of delight, lie thou beacon to my sight ! Through the voyage of this life. Through its joys, nud through iU strife, 'Had I dovo's wings to reach thy nest-, 4iow soon i u ny ana be nt rcs.t v. c JOHN TKOUTMAN CtTII.L continues iho business of Choir Making, i) and House, Si and Ornamental Painting, at the shop formerly ni-eupied by Tmutman A Howe, at tko cast end of Market street, a short distance wort of Ii'.U's Foundry. June ls.','. THOMPSON, HAIiTK'K X Co. Iron I'UMlitfers, Curenvit!u. An extensive assortment id' Castings made trt urdere Dec. 20, ISA I. L. JACKSON CHANS, ATT0UXEY AT LAW, office adjoining lit reii'leuco on Second Street, Clcarf llJ, l a. June 1. 1854. HI' P. THOMPSON, Tiliyslclan, may bo found oither at hjs office j X t Scofield's hotel, Curwcnsville, when no I'rofefsiunally absent. Dec. 2tf, 1851 3Hisctlhnt'ous. FREDERICK ARNOLD, crchant and Produce Dealer, Luthcrs burg Clearfield county, l'a. April 17, 1852. ELLIS IRWIN & SONS, AT the mouth of Lick Kun, fivo miles from Clearfield, MERCHANTS, and extensive Miimfacturers of Lumber, Jtffj 2;j, 1852. J. D. THOMPSON, Blacksmith, Wagons, Buggies, Ac., Ac, ironed ea short notice, and the very beststyle, at his Mftand in the borough of Curwensville. Dec. 29, 1853. TH. M. WOODS, having changed his loea Xj lion from Curwcnsvulo to Clearueld, res pectfully offers his professional sorvices to the eituens of tho latter place and vicinity. Residence on Second street, opposite ti it of Crass, Esq. my : J4. WM. P. CHAMBERS. CARRIES on Chairmaking, Wheelwright, nnd "use and Sigo painting at Curwcnsville, wcarnclil co. All orders (.romptly attonUea to Jan. 4, 1858. A. T. SCHRYVEIt, HAS resumed the practice of medicine, and will attend promptly to all calls in his pro fcssinn, by day or night. Residence opposite tho ethodist church. May 4, 1858. 6 moa. JOSEPH PETERS, Juilirc of the Peace, Curwentvillc, Penna. 0XE door east of Montelius 4 Ten Eyck ' Store. All Knsinnan Animated tn him wil 1 promptly attended to, and all instrument! o f 'tiling done on short notice. March, 81, 1858.-y. Emm ihe J'eHiitifcmtic. PARA(il'A;i: I'ttLlCV AND RELA TIONS IV Til !; UNITED STATES. The I'nitiul Stiitos pxiu'dition to l'liia gmi is li'tiixl tn ii'lvanccotirooiuiiuMciul ami 'lijiloiiKiti intciosts in South Aincri on, sunl to cstuhlish in the very centre of ilia tvnt continent, tlie lirestiennil influ enco of our inane, on a firm and Lv-tinr Uixis. The event is full of significance, and wi'l fill u hrillittnt jiage in tho history of the iircsent Adininistr ition. The Re public of Piiruguu, thougli its area is no more than some tiinety thousand ecuaic miles, with a population of ahout three huiilred thousand, is in many re? pei ts the most important country of South America. Forming nealy the geographical oemic of that continont, it is still neeessihle from the Atlantic hy the mighty river La Plata, two navigable branches of which enclose, south, east, and west, its territory. These branches, the Paraguii, and Parana, with their tributaries, extend fat into tho Em pires of Brazil, the Republic of Bolivia, and the State of La Plata, making tho State of Paragua a vast peninsular depot of the rich productions of tho interior of South A merica, absolutely commanding its trade Put tho benighted government of Paragua has never recognized theso enormous ad vantages of geographical position. It maintains a policy of nlniostChinese exclu. siveness, in principle the same as that maintained hy Spain in Cuba, but in prac tice more destructive and more barbarous in its effects. This policy has prevented the developcruent of tho trade of South America, and tho inhabitants have remain ed semi-savages Tho importance of Pur gua did not escape tho keen vision of the Emperor Napoleon. A few years ago, a- tion when it concluded ro inaugurate that great relorm. As to the policy of Paraguay in reference to foreign commerce, internal trade, anil home industry, it is of tho most illiberal and pernicious character. Almost all lands nro owned by tho (iovernment and the cultivator pays a rent of bix per cent, on tl-t-ir value. All products of the Boil, tho forest or riven, are further taxed with ten per cent, of their value (tithes), '''lie duty on all exports is tun per cent, in ad dition to the above, so that a cargo toady for shipping has paid to the (iovernment about twenty fix percent, lint that not all. Ktcu the paltriest transaction has to be made on stamped paper as Cuba. The stamped paper costs from cents to twenty-six dollars sheet. A per nut to load or discharge a cargo of twenty one tons, for instance, must be written on a twenty-six dollar she.et.so that frequent ly a cargo vulued at one hundred dollar pays twenty six dollars in this way. Sue; a policy as this, enforced in a Statewide! on account of its geographical position holds the key to the interior of South A merica, Virtually closes its extensive an fertile regions to the world's commerce. and the light of civilization. As to the products of Paraguay and the adjoining Slates, they ere exceedingly v.i! unbl I hose countries abound in mod einal products, as rhubarb, sarsaparilla, ja lap, wnssafras, dragon's blood, copaivn.nux vomica, liquorice, ginger, all of a superior quality. Ihero nro also n, great variety of dye stulls, cochineals, indigo, vegetable Vermilion, sallron, &c. Tho forests yield valuable wood and precious gums, some of them most delicious perfumes, selling at high prices, others hard, insoluable in wiv (or, like amber, answering similar pur poses. India rubber and gutta percha may ho obtained in immenso quantity Precious metals and precious stones are al so found, the latter especially in La Plata, I'nder the auspices of just and oiiuita bio treaties with paiaguay and tho aliain Ing States, tho products of these regions might not omy form a rich addition to onr Eutopcnh commerce, hut rvould ente largely as raw materials into our manufao luring industry giving a fresh impulse to these powerlul mteiests. TERMS -$i 25 per Annum. Ni:VSKi:S-VOL.!ll.-.NO 12. RUN A WAY AND A ROMANCE. mat wives win iorget tlieir marriage voivs and rliimway is every day exeinplifi ed ; but husbands will not always follow over land and sea in search of vagrant crin oline. A case which came up in Justice's Court yesterday however, set an exam e for loving husbands, that has no par allel on record, and but for the criminal reality connected with it, it would throw the latest romance into obscurity. It appears that the elder brother of a family residing in Naples, Italy, married a wife considerably his junior, and she be' came the ohl man s dailing. Like Mell- notte, he'll "have no friends that were not lovers," and with pride ho pointed to his pretty wife, and mildo her his idol, his temple of devotion morning and evening. In an evil hour, a younger brother, Mieha el Angolo Gitto, looked with loving eyes upon his sister-in-law, and she was won from her allegiance to her lord. The guil ty pair made their escape to this country, bringing with them a littlo daughter, and leaving tl.e husband and two little boys in their deserted Italian home. The broth er lover and his fair companion came to this city some months ago, and opened a confectionary store on Main street. In time the husband learned their whereabouts, and taking his own mother less boys with him, he sailed for Cineinna- na'.i, arriving here a day or two ago. lie at once sought out the guilty pair, and implored the wife to return to her allegi bout the same time Lieut. Page made an lance, but to no purpose Ho was rudely exploration and survey of tho river Lb spurned by both wife and brother, and as alast resort, he had them arrested for a. P. W. BARRETT, fEUCHANT, 1'RODICE AND UIMflER LU DEALER, AND JUSTICE OF THE fSACE, Luthershurg, Clearfield Co., Pa. " . J. L. CUTTLE, : ( ttnrncy at Law and Land Agent, offio f adjoining his residence, on Market stree : twfield. March3, lS5:t. A n SHAW. )ETAILERof Foroignand Domestic Merra- ; u annuo, Miawsviuo, wiearueia county, j a. (""Vwsville, August 15, 1855. riata in the United States steamer Water Witch, an expedition was despatched by tho French govcrement to explore the Pa rana and Paragua rivers. In the report of this expedition, published in 1855, ciq) tain ricardsays: "When wo consider the excellent means of communication which nature has offered to tho provinces of tho Argentine Confederation and tho Repub lic of Paragua, we cannot but regret to see them unemployed and deserted. Tho ab sence of population, continual civil war, and tho administrative policy of Paraguay have, so far, been the chief obstacles to dultery, on Tuesday. Tho ease was to como up before the Jus tice, yesterday, but mutual friends inter fered, Unliko tho "Misanthrope," who feared tho jeers of boys and girls, should they see him with his runaway wife upon his arm, the elder ditto, with tears cour sing down his checks, besought her on his knees to return with him to tho sunny clime of Italy, and make his homo once more tho heaven of domestic peace. The scene was affecting j tho picture being rendered complete by tho pleading looks and tears of tho boys, who had occompa court room so overjoyed with his recover, ed treasure, that lie actually ki.-scl the hands of a friend who had boon mainly instrumental in bringing about a coiimiiu- mat ion ol las happiness under sin liar cii eumstancos. There is sutlicient romance in plain unvarnished tab," to form the ba sis ol a novel. A man who would follow a runaway wife from Italy, and thou beg of her on his knees to invent ol his i.e.iir..,.. ed forgiveness cannot ho a badhiisband, and deserxes a bettor wifo. f. I,,,- h;,ii; (;.,. zette, sepf. '20. pocu- tl.is when rrmiialen ). he " , jiiimsitmcHi must, no AN ARRIVAL OV MuRMOX ELDERS FROM VTA 1 1. The first company of "Mormon Elders that have left Utah since the difficulties in that Jerntory, have just arrived in the States. One of tho Elders addresses a lei tor to a frontier paper, from which we ex tract tho following items : "The company with which traveled consisted of twenty-nine persons, nine ve hicles, nud twenty four animals. At the time of our leaving Salt Lake City, on the 15th of September last, all was peace and quiet hi Utah. The wheat crops had been harvested, and peaches and other fruit were in abundafico. The merchant trains had principally all arrived; goods very high and money plenty. I was informed by the mail driver that passed us, that ex-Chief Justice Eckles had left the scene of bis great exploits, and was returning to his home in the States, baring received a gentle hint that his services as Chief Jus tice could bo very well dispensed with by !...-.:.: . e . l. . 'r ... . . i . . no- coi.eiis in iiiui. iciiiiorv. unite a number of the citizens of Utah have been employed by the ollicers of the army ai Camps Sx-'ott and Floyd, in tho erection of bat racks, and other preparations for the winter campaign. The health ofex-fiov- rnor Young was good, lie attends to his business as usual, and enjoys the full confidence of the residents of that Territo ry. Coventor dimming is highly respect ed as the chief magistrate, and has proved himself thus far to be an honorable and hich minded man. Judge St. Clair and Indian Agent Dodge had arrived a few lays beforo our leaving. We met Col. Morris's eotnpany ot infantry oil tho "Pig Mountain," en route for camp Floyd, in Cedar Valley. Wo also met a Danish Company of Mormons at the headof Echo Canon, that had emigrated from Den mark this season; also Judge Appleby's company, on tho 2-lth of September, at the Three Crossings of Sweet Water all well. W'e met thirteen bundled wag ons belonging to dillerent individuals, freighted with provisions and clothing for theiirmy, each drawn by eight yoke of attic, averaging sixty hundredweight to the wagon. The weather was un'.Mially tine for the season of the year. We di scs to be a virtue nmite : tvlien resorted lo, at least in the cases of iiotorN ol .s, ami habitual nHolnlels. And. I do Hot bolie . that moi-.. ilcnervjim subjects for exemplary punishment rvn lie found limn Although youim in years, you have the eoinnion renniation ol l.o'bwr what I have no doubt on arc, obi in crime -habitually idle, vicious, mm criminal; living, not as 1 1. m intends man should live, by the sweat of his brow, but, in idleness and vice, ami by plundering the hard ear nings of t ha houesf, ainl industrious; thus del';, in:: the laus ,,f (jod nnd man. hi oth er wold-, I KlVe no doubt vou are. and have been for years, common thieves, com mon rogues and robbers, nnd banded to gether lor thai purpose, liesides this, the ireqiieni instances in our community of just such ei imes as you have committed, and the rapid increase of crime generally in our country, admonishes us all, that the criminal hiw of the land vumt now I, I. ministered with a ,W kaud. nnd .such criminals as you are nuitie lu feci itt jmwer. "bedionce to the law must be enforced. Life ami nroperty, man's home ami fireside, must ami ahull lie protected. "The judgment of the Court is, that for the oUciices of which you have been con victed, you be scut to the Penitentiary. ami confined therein for fourteen years and six months," later from the Kansas Mines. I he Kansas City Journal f Commerce of Wednesday, the 'J'.Uh ult., says; Mr. John Horton arrived in this city yesterday, having left Fort LaraTiieon the lid inst. He brings most important nnd in teresting news from the gold mines of the Arkar.sns, Tike's Peak and Cherty Crook. All thejllndians about the fort and in the vicinity of Deer Creek were removing tlieir goods to the mines. Ile'saw at the fort a Mr. Jackson, who had several hun- livd dollar-,' worth of the dust. The greatest excitement exists at Fort La ra mie. The mines wen innorons. now George Became a TetotalerI short time sinco. a vnium ,,,.. ; fi ....Hi living 11 Ogdensbiirgh, N. Y., whose name we shall ! call (ieo.-ge, took to drinking rather moro than usual, and somo of his friends en I denvored to euro him. Ono day when hp was in rather a loose condition, they got him in a room and commcnced'conversing about dclerium tremens,, directing all their attention to him, and telling what Icarltil oIjihcIk, such us Rnakes and rats, were always seen by tho victims of this horrible disease. When the conversation had wa.cd high on this theme, one of tho number steped out of the room, and from a trap which was at hand, let a large rat into tho his room. None of his friends appeared to hco it, but the young man who was 'to be. the victim, seized a chair and hurled it the rat, completely using up tho piece of furniture 'in the operation. An other chair shared tho same rate, when his friends seized him, and with terror depict ed in their faces, demanded to know whut was the matter. 'Why don't you sue that cussed bin rat?" said ho, jointing to the animal, which after the manner of rats, was ma king its way round the room, closo to tho walls. ; They all saw it, but all replied that they didn't see it "there was no rat." "liut there is!" said he, as another chair went to pieces in an effectual at tempt to crush tho obnoxious vermin. At this moment they again seized him and al tera terrific scuffle, throw him down on the floor, and with terror in their faces screamed "Charley run for a doctor"!", 'hurley started for tho door, when i i.. i i . ... r i ..' . .. ' poorly provided with i , ..fl ' l""! ,monilw "wnat the " .i....:i a breadstuff's not having over two months' I . , ' j ' , supplies on hand. They were also desti-l ' .' ' "aui iney,. why, you vo got the lute of mining tools. Picks and shovels J lro"u ni: . . were worth their weight in gold-in fact L,'a,lo' opened tho door to go out, I ill.,,., IV, ! in . . n ueu vieorge raised nimseii on his elbow, i ...... tiioy could not be had at any price. There was not a rocker in tho mines, and no sheet iron with which to make riddles. Mr. lieiijaniin Clemmore is now coming in, and will bo here in eight or ten days, a inging some Slut) of tho gold, which he obtained in about two weeks without any tools. There are now about iVicn in the mines, most of whom arc cngagedjin pros pecting Chcrrv Creek, and in the vicinity of Medicine How. Seven men worked two weeks and made $500, with nothing but pans. These are, in short, the partic ulars furnished us by Mr. Horton, who is a man well known to every business man in this city. This is certainly the Inost gratifying intelligence that tie have ;ub- lislied for several weeks, and it is the more countered but three slitrht storms of snow cheei iiii' inasmuch as it comes from a man ind rain, although previous to our arrival we all know, and Upon whose word we it the Platte bridge they had a severe i ei'ii rclv. snow storm on the second of September at that place, which covered the prourid ton inches tlecpj but shortly disappeared. L.i:(iinKit. Laughter is not altogether a foolish thing. Sometimes thero is even "When within 100 milesof Florence, we widom in it. Solomon himself admits met several companies with wagons load- 1 with provisions, on their way to the new gold mines which aro said to havo been discovered on Cherry Creek, 100 miles south of Fort L iramie. We passed many herds of" buffalo, some of which wc secured for present use. Deer; hares, and prairie chicken were very numerous. Wc passed many camps ofSioux and Cheyenno ndians, all ot whom were friendly, i hov had burned tho prairies for several hun dred miles, which rendered feed scarco in some phizes; our animals, however, did well and we performed the journey in .'!l! travel ing dajs, w hich nt this season of the year, considered a quick trip," progress. Let us im.ulgein tho hope that tho day is not far distant when the aspect i nied the father in his long and tedious 7)LATi;RIfi. Tho subscriber, having ' of things trill be changed, and theso mag- journey. There was a choice between the I looatod himsolf in tho borough of Clearfield i uiftccnt countries will flourish under tho i penalty foi adultery and a husband's arms ""Hill InCuro, l,n i.mI.Uo ll.nl I- , , r. i, a r.wl In I I 1 ' ' ) rk in the above line, from .Iain lo ornamen- i blessings of A more adrfiftced civilization." The Wifo hesitated, the husband plead Wiff tty doscTiiition In a workmanlike manner. ! Wo cheerfully concuf in those' views, but ' ed, friends counselled obedience, and all tr "hitewasUinit aud reiiairiiir done In a ncal I , .1. , : ku;. ...! ,i..i..r 1 i .1 . 1 M. ,..,.;i.) .. " I Iltllll II1I1L II IIIL UU," lirSfl 11,11 11 IJIII V IM Llin ffillllilllt'll. ILL 11 II 1 1.1 I'll (IIHW. I'lIU V. 'II United States to bring about the chango sented to return to Italy with her hus thus ardently desired, and that South A-. band. Tho guilty brother agreed to pay merica needs, and is in fact only accessible the costs and lawyer's fees, the husband (o n American, and not a European eivi- look his runaway wifo upon his firms, mid lization, and so thought tho Adminislra-' hi children by the hand, and left the Pinner and on reasonable terms -, EDWIN C00PKR -"MBeld, iifiril 17, IS8T. Jy. D. O. CROUCH, )HY8lCIAN-0ffic in Curwcnsville. May A STRONG CHANGE. The Elkton (Md ) Democrat states, that on passing sentence on Leghorn, Lee ani tho two Johnsons, lroni Jiallitnore, con victed bt'fore the Cecil County Circuit Court for the robbery committed by them on the farm of Gen. Cadwalader, and the attack 011 Mr. Murphy, his overseer; In Harford county, .ludgo Price addressed the prisoners, in substance as follows: "You have been found guilty, by a jury of your country, of two high offences against the laws of" the land, and tho peace and good order of tho Stnte, viz: burglary and larceny. You banded yourselves to geiher for crime: for robbery ami plun der. You deliberately arranged anil fitted out, in the city ol Baltimore, an expedi tion to tho country for that purpose; anil did at the dead hour of night, attack, rob. and plunder the retired and peaceful a- liode ot Mr. Murphy, a worthy and unof fending citizen of Harford county. For theso offences it is necessary that you should bo punched, und uillhu puiii.-hcd, not only because you deserve it, but also, as a warning to others. I recret that 1 feel myself obliged, by the duty I owe to community, to speak to you thus, and to impose upon you a sen tence, which no'doubt you will regard, and perhaps many others, ns unduly severe, liut the time ha como nhen, I think, when fbrbearanc'i to such 4 ; ycu aro ccu- thoro is a timo to laugh, as well as 11 time to i lourn. Man only laughs man, the highest organized being ; and hence the definition that has been proposed of "man a laughing animal." Certainly itdefiuis him as well as a "cooking tiiimal," 11 toil ntaking animal', a "inotiey iiiakliig ani mal," 11 "politicM animal," or sikh like. Laughter vriy often shows the bright Mile of a man. It brings out his happier mv ture, anl shows of what sort of'stud'he is really made. Somehow we feel ius if wo ne ver thoroughly, know a man until wo hear him laugh. Ve do not incur! a mere snig ger; but a gdod roitiid hearty laiigll. The solemn sober visage, like a Sunday dres' tells nothing of the real man. Ho may be very silly, or very profound ; very cross, or very jolly. Let us hear him laugh, and wc can decipher hirit lit oJicc, and tell how his heart beats. We are disposed to sus pect tho man that never laitghs. At all events there is a repulslou about him which wo cannot get over. Lavator says "shun that man who never laughi, who dislikes music., or the glad face ofa child." This is what every liody feels, and noni more than children', who aro quick at rea- ling characters; and tlieir strong instinct rarely deceives them. lUivkmowl. fej"He who is passionate and hasty is generally honest. It is your cool dissem dliug hypocrite of whom you should bo ware. There is no deception in 11 bull dog. It is on)y a cur that slips up and bitesyou when your back is turned. Wholesale and 1'ktail. Who'esales don't mix with retais. Www woo! doesn't sneak to a half-penny ball of worsted ; tallow in the cask To'oks tlown upon sixes to the pound, and pi.1-iron turns u'p its nose at toliperrny 11.11 Id . and said, "Charley, where are vouuoine?" "Going for a doctor," rejoined George, "for what ?", .. "For whu't !" repeated Charley, "why, you've got tho delirium tremens?" "The delirium tremens havo I" re peated George. "How do you know I've got the delirium tremens?" "Easy enough, says Charley; "you've commenced seeing ints." "Seeing rats J" said George Hi sort of musing way "seeing rats. Think you must bo mistaken Charley." "Mistaken !" said Charley." "Yes, mistaken," rejoined George. ain't the man I havc'nt seei no rat ."' Tlie boys let George up after that, and from that day to this ho hasn't touched a glass of liquor, and "has'nt seen no rats." Not the first rat. Hints to Married Men. Peppergran.--says that if he stays out late at night, atld wishes to avoid a scolding or d curtain lecture from Mrs. P., ho generally waits out till tho "weo sina' hours ayont tho twal," when the anger of his better hal subsides into fears for his personal safety He goes out "on business,,' with a promil to be home at nine. Half-past nine, Mr?. P., uneasy j ten positively enraged, and rehearsing to herself an address for ".Pep- pergrass s especial edification, filled with cutting reproaches ; eleven, vngno uneasi ness, accompanied by an indefinite feni that 'Something must have happened j halfpast oleven, nervous apprehension tears take phieo of withering glances twelve o'clock, unendurable suspence i. she only know tho worst! ono o'clock, U completely worked up, has tho "connip tion," and is about going orf tho handle; when reppergrass arrives; throws hersol. into his arms, ovcijoyed to seo him, as she! "was so afraid somo accident must have happened to him." Ci-A lazy fellow down sou'thrspeils Ten- nesses afntthis fashion lOsc; and snelD ...1 t . , . 1 . a . . rtimreiv uacKSon II1US Otru Jaxn. We, once knew a man named John Hole, who wrote his autograph by making a capital, J nml stick liia pen through the paper forllole. ' ST A Candidate in Alabama was boattiii in a lato popular election, aud the nex day ho got h)to ft quarrel upon the subject and wa knocked down with a large pol-' used for, supporting puis. Ho was firsV knocked down dy tho people and then b a pea-pole JuaTTho lwy upon foot cannot bearv j ' see t he boy who is riding. An so it is wil ;'! envy of a larger growth. We always cr out "cut behind," in bopo of aeoing some hanger-on, moro fortunate than our- solves, knocked off his roach. JhiyLevor in ono of hisatnrio. tells of .1 dashing follow, who hoilod his hams i.i Sherry wine; wlieae.it an holiest Ilibern nn' exclaimed:' "I wish I ivm n .;. 1 . . .... 1 'o ' 1 1 linos mysell.