THE German roee-raiser, who got otfthe following comparison of mer its. has been invited to speak before the ladies of the Pittsburgh Floral Society, followed by a general dis cussion for the purpose of showing him his mistake. The worthy Tee ton's words were: " 1 have so much drouble mit the ladies when dey comes to buy mine rose; dey wants him hardy, dey wants him doubles, dey wants him moondly. dey wants him fragrand. dey wants him nice ' gouler, dey wants him everydings in one roses. I hopes I am not what you call uncallant man, but I have somedimes to say to dat ladies, —: 'Madam, I never often sees dat la dies dat was beautiful, dat was rich. ! Dat was good temper, dat was youngs,! Dat was clever, dat was perfection, in one ladies. I sees her much not!"' j Cute.—A meml>er of the Missouri Le gislature. whose reputation was exceed ingly IHJIOW "par," absented himself for i awhile, and then had his death an nounced. Thereupon the Legislature passed the usual resolutions of condo lence, some of the wily member's bitter est enemies eulogised their "departed friend's exalted character and high mo ral worth," and the next day he re-ap-! peared in his seat with the resolutions and eulogies neatly pasted in his memo randum Ixiok as a receipt in full for the j past and a letter of credit for the future. ! Don't tell an editor how to run a news paper. Let the poor unfortunate find it I out himself. An Airy Location. —The Chief Signal Office has under consideration the estalx lishment of a signal station on the sum mit of Pike's Peak during the coming summer. Preparations were made for this last summer but were suspended j for want of proper telegraphic facilities, i The station will be a mile and a half higher than Mount Washington. New Hampshire, and will afford unusual fa cilities for the study of upper atmos pheric currents. Very certain. —TL- surest way to " se your health is to keep 1r.:.k..;g other people's. The wonder of sc at Cambridge. Mass., hitherto unremarked— A gas is , the philosopher there. The latest problem for civil engineers is to make one of the keys of a piano tit 1 the look of a canal. When may a man be said to be lite rally immersed in bis business? When giving a swimming lesson. A cynic describes marriage as an altar on which man lays his wallet and wo man her affections. Here is the newest floral "sentiment": If you wish for heart's-ease, don't look to marigold. How can a man see the point of a joke when he is the butt. A lady in Lancaster, aged ninety-sev en years, recently presented to her j grandson a German Bible printed in 1-517 and a life of Luther, also in German, bearing date 1-546. Strange as it inav appear, there is a man in this state who spends most of his time in attending to his own busi ness and says he finds it quite profit able. Gentility is neither in birth, wealth, manner nor fashion —but in mind. A higher sense of honor; a determination never to take a mean advantage of an other; an adherence to truth, delicacy j and politeness towards those with whom we have dealings are the essential char acteristics of a gentleman. The employment of one vowel will render the following couplet intelligible: P R s v R V P It F < T M N VRKI*TIISPIt C P T S T N : Harmon is looking round for a polite ! hotel clerk to add to his collection of curiosities. A gentleman, in a lit of absent-mind edness, told another that lie had two sons—both boys. MORE men grow old from having I nothing to do than from overwork, i The running machine will keep bright for years—the idle machine will soon i rust out. ONE of the latest cases of absence of mind is that of a man in Tennes see who used a roll of greenbacks as ' a stopper in his demijohn. If he would only keep the stopper there, he would probably find a profit even in this expensive stoppage. THE BEAUTIFUL. —Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything lieau tiful. It is the Creator's handwrit ing—a wayside sacrament; welcome it in every fair face, every fair sky. every fair flower, ami thank Him for it, the fountain of loveliness; and drink it in, simply and earnestly, with your eyes; it is a charmed draught, a cup of blessing. Thefamous London auctioneer, whose advertisement stated that theonlydraw backs on a certain country place which he had for sale were the "noise of the nightingale and the litter of the rose leaves. " was the right sort of a man for . his profession. ELDRIDGE BROTHERS, SPECIAL AGENTS FOR WOODWARD & BROWN, TVEBEB, MATHUSHLK, ami CHICKERXNG :p i .a. nsr o s , ALSO, George Wood's Celebrated Organs. PULLAK S NEW MASONIC HALL BUILDING, (.Year lfovu Houte,) WELLSVILLE, N. Y. ! Dealers In all klr, Small Shoes, from 30 cents 'upwards. Sole Leather, 30 rn-1 31 cents per pound. Shoe Finding* of all kin is, very cheap. | Remember the place,—directly opposite the Howell House. BOOTS and SHOES ! John Denhof, I WOULD respect fully inform the citizens tfiat lie continues the manufacture of BOOTS AND SHOES at his new Stand, MAIN STREET below MARKET, (South of the Hrvl'je,) ALL work done in a workmanlike manner reasonable rates AND A GOOD I IT GC UTANTKI.D Give him a call. John V. Brown, PKOPHIETOR OF IJXK OF STAGES BETWFEN Coudersport & Wellsville (Via OS WA TO, PA.) Persons going to OSWAYO l>_v stage, and desiring to return same day, will be accommodated at stage rates. ; Passengers wishing to reach any of the neighbor ing towns will he conveyed by Livery at reasonable rates. A good Livery rig kept constantly on hand for passengers by the stage. Oswayo House, (JOHN V. BKOWN, Propr.,) OSWAYO, PA. ill tr THE Popular Science Monthly CONDUCTED BY Prof. E. L. Youmans. The crowing Importance of scientific knowledge | to all classes of the community calls for more effi . dent means of diffusing it. The I'opulur Science Monthly has been started to promote tin.-, object and supplies a want met by no other periodical in ; the United States. - j ! It contains instructive and attractive articles, arid abstracts of articles, original, selected and ill ' lustra ted, from the leading scientific men of dif- i ferent countries, giving the latest interpretations i or natural phenomena, explaining the applh a- 1 tions of science to the practical arts and to the operations of domestic life. It is designed to give especial prominence to those branches of science which help to a better ' understanding of th<- nature of man; to present i the claims of •ciwtlflc education I and the bear- i ing- of -deuce upon question- of ami gov ernment. How the various subjects of current opinion arc affected by the advance of scientific Inquiry wiii also lie considered. 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H.A.NI3 S A P 0 Ii I 0 as an article for the Bath "reache.- the foundation" of all dirt, opens the pores and gives a healthy action and brim■'it tint to the skin. j HAND S A PO li I O Cleanses and Bean'iiips the Skin,ln- ! staidly removing any st tin or idem- . i.sh from both hands and face. HAND S A I* O |J I Oj is without a rival in the world ! >r j • ! chapping of either ha:. - or face. HAND SA PO I O ' i * JW ovc- Trr, Pitch, Iron or I S".•:!!!• A Grease; 1 >r wot a in v d<- i chii it. -. AC, i- tnvaiti.t'- . Ft- Making tin* Shis white and and giving it a . >.u of beauty," i; j is nti>ur| a-.-ed by any tCsmetic j ! HAND S A I' O la I O co-'- 10 to 1."5 cents per cake and | evenbodv should havi it. You will i like it. Don't fail to try these Goods. 1 Buy is of your meridmnt if lie lias it or i will procure it for you. SI not. write 1 lor otir Pamphlet."AS! about Sapollo," ; aieti it w ill be mailed free. ENOCII MOLLG A N**K< SONS, 20 Park Place, N. Y. 2+u;irt. G dun, Tfun divals supplied on short ■ notice. The Trade furnished at reasonably rates. i Give me a trial and I can suit you. -1 --M A. K. TEIRCE. Singer, Grover & linker, leather and common Needles, Thread and Oil kept constantly 011 hand. A. M. Reynolds, Agent. The ESmira Advertiser, |.4 DAILY ASU WEEKLYJOUItSAL F<)Il THE FEOL'EE. The News Paper of this Section. J LATEST NEWS FROM ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD. TJIS. DAILY ADVERTISER is a morn ing paper published ever, dav exeepl sun days. a1- published a! such an available point that it is aide to give all the latest news to a . ■ t v extensive tcrrttory earlier tl.au it Is p., -able for any other journal to supply it. over a large por tion <>f Mb iii ; .i;;-, n,..V Dijtk and xiiii'iii- EKN PENNSYLVANIA i* reaches im ,uts earlv in tiie morning, an 1 west of hiitnr.i even to the Lake it is in ADVANCE BY MANY HotRS of any metropolitan journal. Its specialties and features tint recommend it to the public are numerous and known far and wide. It is the representative journal of Southern New- York and looks earnestiv and pcrsr.-.tenth to the 1 interest and advancement of that portion of ;he State. It has an Interest in and care for the large and ! constantly increasing in population, wealth ami power of Northern Pennsylvania, and although printed in another state seeks by all reasouai p. ! means to forward Itou the higli road of prosperity I ; and wealth. THE SPECIAL FEATURES ! of the ADVERTISER are: ttsfull,latest Telegraph- ' i 1< intelligence from all quarters; its faithful re -1 |M.rts of tiie daily-.Market.-i at all the Commercial - Centres of the couatrv ; its comments on political j and passing events and its full, Ire-n and readable 1 local Intelligence. It combines all the best features of a first-class ■ general Newspaper and a first-class lo- ai journal. The WEEKLY ADVERTISER I- a large, eight-page, fifty-six column newsnaper. Issued every Thu-sbny, and contains the cream of the Daily edition. D is i -j —ad-ir< -e.i and Intended for that large and iir lib-ad -Ih- 1 of coiiiiuuiiftv who re i side off the great main b'o ■ of communication and t'-e facilities lei r; aehltig wle.in make ft imp, is- i sib!a to sa;ppi .* t' i-l.f" 'v.-, yfl'. a pap'-r. , ; i'or these, boatd tl Ist • gem at. I i.,.-ai news, ar- po.vid -i n-|a. of | M a) agricultural irt o-rt- ; sand full reports of late markcls for country : produce. Ii is emfnei tly a readable paper and furn!hes lit c„. e i,-ne a . ast aniotint and variety of reading matter. TIOKMS. DAILY*. IKK vkah 1 >- . C .rriager, Plows, etc., nu-1 r--; a.ring 'if ad kinds of Mill Irons and Farming implements, j PAINT SHOP. : amtiug f all k < f new Wagor-. Catriag- -. Sleighs and out -s, anl so ial attention paid to the cleaning a:i! paiisting of old work, to. and Ornamental I'alntiiig done to order with i: at m.-.-a a:; t hspat. h. JTriiumiug All kinds of Carriage, Stage ail C. --h Toes. Cushions, Kalis, Ila-d s, Lazy-Back Shafl Trimming, and nil work in the ii tie of Trim ming doue in good Style. Xof'.~e i- given that I hive chatige ' my r ice r ' 'est nests from Brook land, !'a„ to this place j | Rtul have built a new Factory—9' x 72 ft., —in ; which the four brahches of bti be-s wlil be . carri" i on, and will le pleti-ed to receive the custom of my old patron-. 1 h- '—Et of Lumber, Iron and Trimming Materia' t hit can be procured will tie used on the work. Order.-, by mail will be promptly attended to. D. R, NEEFE. 24&V° if. H. GOODSELL, Carpenter and Joiner, SOUTH SIDE of the RIVER, (u'jotv. EAST Street,) Ce--tfully solicit your patronage. I make a!! the leading styles of Phoiograptis arid Feneotypes, from a CAKD I'ICTTI: B to a I.IKE-SIZE I'OBTK.VIT —finished in INDIA INK, WATER COLORS or OIL COPY'ING of OI.U PLCTI'iiLS made a sjn'cial A large Stock of YVatnut, i-oscu-cod and Qa\\ Picture Frames fSt£tiai*e and Oval, O.H H A|TI AND FOE - ALE. All work guaranteetl to give satisfaction. M. T. LYNDE Photograph G-allery, SECOND STREET East of MAIN, (jDtfceV " L'i '.) COUDER SPORT, PA. WIS!!ART'S F!1!S TREE fjloP Pn Ylial idi übiuldl, t NAT IKE'S ch?:AT FOK THE Throat and Lungs. It is gratifying to us to inform the public tb; Dr. L. tj. C. WD hart's Fine Tree Tar i iriii.il, for Throat and I.mig diseases, has gained an enviable reputation from the Atlantic to the Pu -1 cific coast, and from thence to some of the iir-t ; families of Europe, not through the press alone, | but by person* throughout tiie states actually l en ; eiltte-i and cur- la: hiso'.il -e. V.!: - lie publisi - . less, so -iy our rejio.-t<-!-. ii Is onabi ■ to >u| ply ; the demand. It gains and holds its reputation— First: Not by stopping 'ongh, but bv 100--- : and as i-ri! g nature to throw off the mi i-a!tb> ! matter collected about the throat and bronchia! , tubes, which causes Irritation. ! Second: It removes the cause of irritation, I (which produces cough), of the mucous rut nftran. : . j throw off the unhealthy secretions, and pnrtth - the blood. Third: It is free from squills, lobelia, i, - a m opium, of which m- :-t throat and lung r.iiied;> - arc eompo-i-d, which ailay <■■ ugh ; i.lv, and di >r | gatiize the stomach, it has a s-c,thing efft-ct on I the stomach, acts on the liver and klduc-vs, and | lymphatic ..nd uervous rv.-. us, tlius rca'-.hi i to j every part of the system, aid in its invigorating and purifying effects it lias gained a reputation | which it must hold above all others in the market. NOTICE. The Pine Tree Tar Cordial, Great American Dyspepsia Pills, ANId WORM SUGAR DROPS Being under my immediate direction, they shall not lose their curative qualities by the use of cheap and Impure articles. HENRY R. WISHART, I-*roivrietor. FREE OF CHARGE. Dr. L. Q. C. Wishart's Oihlce parlors are open on Mondays. Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 9 a. ; m., to 5 p. in., for consultation by Dr. Win. T. Ma- I zee. With him are associated two consulting phy sicians of acknowledged ability. This opportuni ty la not offered by any other institution in the ! city. AH Letters must be addressed to L. Q, C. WISEART, M. D., NO. 282 >. SECOND ST., LiiiliKleljiliiii. ZFLAXN" AND ORNAMENTAL > 055 s*?? i ntsxi- PROMPTLY EXFXITFI) AT THE OFFICE OF THE JOURNAL AMD NEWS 17E171. Yew Si™oer Sowing Machines ex changed for on* s of any kind or make, by a. M. Reynolds, AgenL ■ 111 ML I MWRWWI?,I L RMIRAIRI-R ■■.■AAGQUBIAEI U ,-MMMR'V-I ..V INVALIDS, DON'T DLsPAIIi! Thousands I:- v*' found relief, and ■ eiue alter exhausting their puces an i i;\i ■ ■:. • i.: -■ ■ i h ol . Oi I- til : * ■ft eh. a -'hi; tie.- sof the I'dii' 1 , in t . a:nl weakness in tie stomach, euiargeuit dt ol 'he liver, •> !itiv, ne.-s of the -kit), core-? ant fever an I . "... - , With 3 total il", • fo, neilire, or a tv kit. i of employment. —FAllßNEl "S PAN- At r-A, it taken ami perseve; -a In for a few v* til remove this whole class of symptoms. —'1 he fit.ii - of the iiodv become pure, and mitel clear, the - tit i tell slrei gthened. tli • tongue clean, t, . ■ I 1-t.i : :tj . oV**d. ai.'l tie- wh'i'e sy.-t'-m so ' . it; i that disease, in bad weather, is let-, liable to ail!: t yo'i. | I>l\. P. FAIIKNEY'S K t" - CEEEBHATED Blood Cleanser or Panacea. As a med' t:se for children, fhe Panacea i-. in every way, caJenlated to take the place of the end less variety Of drugs which are annually sold for that pur; A •. and which are often very injurious. A which pos- -- s the quallti*- oi a ca thartic as w* i| as a mild aitcrative, and aide!: 1- eupahie of .irre-titis; disease without the h ast in jury to the child is of incut. liable value to ...... .• it ... •r, if pit -n in proper quantifies, i un .. .. ■>• .- r rc--in the -ben horliowils. Ii ••■ . - , ■ in .- ■ • ■■ . a i.orui i •.•foi'hil iren. As a pre ventive ol di-'tt ••••• It la unpre* dented. as it ao . mod .-i m ev .."otT-reil to the ; utifie, a:, i. i! given regularly and ( r • - r;: jrl; . those eruptive dis i cs e so common in childr- u may be entirely erad ieattd. ■ ■ I'".- 24-4 Couder.-i rt, Pa. UTICA VfV Alf V !ip ij 1L A i(i iJil U lit 1j CO. (Formerly \! < on A 3! ASS.) STATICNAf Y &. FOHTAfLE {r r 5 pi F P,I asßs E7 o c_- a £•. it s, ; lu t£ ic i!: UCf t The I>. -t and Most Ccitiiilele Assortment in the Mnrkit. These Engines have alwav- maintained tt:e ver* . •>f t ■ kin* * in the count:.*, \>ith machinery :-j ei- WeV ' l-.tly in i ro • - btrge nnrnt ers < . i . ever invented, v," . - manufacture of .• tor-mill outfits a . <>itr aim In ail eases la to furnish the best ma chinery in the mark' t and work absolutely uuo •iiiaiicd for beauty of design, e< onoiuy a (strength. Send f.-r * Ircular and Price List, UTiCA STEAM ENGINE CO. I' 5 l('A, N. V. S r • CAT ftrrrp ihoracb \tATl:**- A fib ttA ? UIT th iNm.-s-iH-vvav.y.Y., will dispoHe el 100 PIANOS 4 ORGANS otjtnt cl't ■ >ii il.-rr*, liu l.nllng WATERS', at cxtr'..n-l> . 1" ■ i "■ - cash, or i art cash, and baiai.ee in ' ela-s HAM•>*. all modern lmprovnients, for OilOA's'S, $1 ; J STOP, 111 S-Sl OP, sts6, and WATERS' CONCERTO PARLOR ORGANS are the i; t sitnfui and i-erf-s-t la tone ever made. The CONCERTO y, op is the bestevei pia ;in y Organ. It is produced bv a Curd s-t < i reeds peculiarly voiced, the EFFECT .if v. ; . !- Mt.si" C:l M'.MINO and sort sf II! iil v O, will!" i"- I.MI AilOX oi the HIM AN tol i- si ! : i;it. T'Tms literal. lia.t -. ri teti < \r.* i.oiu e Min kii loi one stamp. A IPx-i al ■ ■ ouat to Mini teru, Chorebee, SOTtky-Scboola ACiEMTH WAKTEB. u a ' wivnig week guaranteed. Re speotable einp!o> men? at home, dav or evening* ' no capital r •uuir.-d; fv.il Instructions' and value! m package of gissls .sent free in mail. Addnss V nth -\ a i ! their spare moments, oral! thi t • thing else. Part ■ 1 ! SON A CO.. Portland, it: me. ' " ' > Katalysins Is the nearest approach t*i a -tx , eredfor Dyspep la, N'enraigi.i, i. Fro In this toweshfp t*i eat va-: and fast selling book 1 y Dr.duiiN 'mtVi - The Science of a New 1 t . pi i si* : ;.s. re. ~*.. i; ot!.:i otKjk like it pubiishe'*. f " <* "'.— 1. Addle s, < (l\, 47."4 ISO Eighth St.. New! r: 12,000,000 ACRE) CHEAP J'AILVs. The < h* ats'st Land in • .-v t**r . Union Facific In the Great Platte \ ailej, 3,0(l0.(KH) acres in Central ' "A ' <. ' to. -i.it in t . el- if"forty i O'l five ami te I year cT' it at six : " - .tiil'l abd healthful elkuut", fe:t .1 - j Mim.g rcgiotis of Wvouf.-g. i ■ Vgii. y. ' Soldiers entitled to a Homisteac 160 Acres. THE SEST IGUTI&'-s ?f.RC-?LC K - - - ti:."i ■! Fie-eriptii' I'ita;, ". ... i . CHEAP FARMS FOR SALE NEAF •an ec • slim . o;.. improved an*! from ih.s to i; >au a*-.e, rat-gii : '■ * ,i' •. * : thi ii *( i; to ■ i one "1 the Dnest dairying " out v; - i live rallroa • now running t!i ..: • ui.d 4 "'"S more g: Ii ' : ■ ..: mm; s. Ole top. nail -1 Very <• ig:: !■. sPimt- il in .Vi* !o - •(•••. t . | tiity ot thi- kind to get into a go* . , th-r j ■ lieu s ed-tress 1!. 1. G< ! . 7 I'E.STand MOST 1 './'A'' -l Firs aLd Eurglar-Urov/' eS' f©§ AND VAUIIj i Arc made by the FITTsni'IMH 1 • i'ANY, 167 IT ' N s -36j\, I'.: • 850,000 Rewaril A\" ill lie distributed to sul - ' American WORKING Pi.ori.i : It is the only WorkiiiF l ' 1 ' Monthly; has 16 large qnai'*" ! with illustrations. i very Subscriber 3 s! Prets^ Varying from -■'< cents in vat • in green hacks. Among tie ! : ; arc - of S9OO in greenbiu ks: 10 of 81'0; 100 (If S 10; 600 ill 77 ! lor Organs. $260 each; 10 V| - chines, S'iOeach; 60 Aiin iir U ?4o each —licsiiles many tli"it7: smaller premiums. < Inly year; sent on trial three no'i'tl cents. Send for sjiecinieit to CAPRON & CO : 36ji Box 5, Pittshiint- 1 " Established in l**"' lie-Established in J C. G. Hammer & So"* N!anufa*"turers of Fine a!"' M" TI RE, of every deacripfi iii and and superior in style and qit ' ! >' most or any other Furniture Hou- 1 " mountains. . jji Photographs and Price Lists -"tit 1,114 ; ' or when In the city *l'in't forgci tiu'P the lasge Golden Chair, , 46, 46, aup 80 SEVENTH A ■"_" t> 14436Jty ITtTSIf*"