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VeArly Advertisers discontinuing their adver tisements•before the expiration of the year, will be charged at full rates as above, or according to contract. Transient rates will be charged for all matters of relating strictly to their int,iness. All advertising will be considered CASH, after first nsertion. ATTORATEYS AT LAW. J. sr.-N.31E3 , z, GAST STEINMETZ, N0..14 NORTH DUKE ST., LANCASTER, PA. C. E. GAST re i)2b-tt - B F. F,SILLI4.DIAN, e (Wilco with I-lon. I. E. Iliester,) No. :3:3 NORTH DUKE ST., LANCASTER, PA 10b:261W pump D. BA.KER, No. IL NORTH DUKE ST., LANCASTER, feb26-tf A J. KAUFFMAN, Collections made. in Lancaster and adjoining Counties. Pensions, Bounty, Back Pay, and all claims Igainet the government promptly prosecuted. Oil - Ice—No. 2:35, Locust street. j . IY. YOCUM, Attorney-at-Law Sr. Notary Public, COLUMBIA. PA OFFICE—SPY Bailding,, Bank Street, near Locust. Collections made in Lancaster and adjoining counties. IT L EZ:RY C. G. REBER, No 52S Washington street, near Sixth, Heading, Pa. Collections made in Perks and adjoining counties. n0r2.7-ti M. NORTH, Columbia, Pa. Collections promptly made in Lancaster and 'Cork Counties. THOMAS J. DAVIS, • No. 11 North Duke Street. Lancaster, Pa. Professional Business carefully and prompt ly attended to. Loct3o'o9-tf P. 11,0SENMILLER, JR., -Li. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Orricn.—No. 5 Court Avenue, Lancaster, Pa JOHN M. GRIDER, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, SCRIVENER. Mountville, Lancaster County, Pa. 622 Office Hours from 6 to 8 o'clock, A. M., and 7 to 9 o'clock, P. M. m CLARK, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. OFFICE—No. 12 N. Third street. Office Hours—F: orn 6 to 7 A. H. 12 to 1 P. H., And from 6 to 9 P. H. [sep4-99-tfw SAMUEL EVANS, • ' MSTICE OF THE PEACE. Office. or. Second St., adjoining Odd Fellows Hall, Columbia, Fa. D ENTAL SURGERY J. S. SMITH, DENTI&f, Graduate of Pennsylvania. College of Dental Surgery. Office No. 210 Locust Street 2nd door above Odd Fellows' Hall. Columbia, Penn'a. Dr .r. S Smith thanks his friends and the pub lic in general for their liberal patronage La the n..st, and assuring them that they can rely upon !laving every attention given to them in the future. In every branch of his profession he has always given entire satistaction. He calls attention to the unsurpasssed style and finish of artificial teeth inserted by hit. He treats diseases COIIIIEIOII to the mouth and teeth of children and adults. Teeth tilled with the great est care and in the most approved manner. Aching teeth treated and filled to last for years. The best of dentrillces and mouth washes con stantly on hand. N. 13.—A1l work warranted. .1. S. SMITH. D. D. S. J. GULICK, A. SURGEON DENTIST, Extracts Teeth without Pain. Nitrous Oxide or Laughing Gaff administered. - OFFICE 218 LOCUST STREET. ,eptl-69-Ifw - 0 , C. UNSELD, TEACHER OF MUSIC PI 1: \ 0, ORGAN, MELODEON. cuimvArrox of the VOICE and SINGING. Special aiLentlon glven Beginners and young pupils. Sept-I- 043,w 219 LOCUST STREET T Z. HOFF ER, . DENTIST. Citrous Oxide Gus Administered in the extrac tion of Teeth. °Mee— Front Street next door to It. Williams' Drug Store, between Locust and Walnut Streets, Columbia Pa. HINKLE, Ti. PHYSICIA.N ct, SURGEON; offers his professional services to the citizens of Columbia and vicinity. He may be found at the office connected with his residence, on Second street, between Cherry and Union, every day, from 7t09 A. M., and trout ti to SP. M. Perseni visaing his services iu special cases, between these hours, will leave word by note at his office, or through the post ranee. sept-70 REAL ESTATE AGENCY The undersigned have opened an office for the purchase and sale of real estate, collection of rents, and the renting of property. Business entrusted to their care will meet with prompt and careful attention. F. X. ZIEGLER, KAUFFMAN. TO BUILDERS AND OTHERS Entitling, paving and other brick always on hand. They are hand made and superior to any brick in this part of the country. They are ot leredat the very lowest price. sep .1-139-tfw] MICHAEL LIPHART. T ADIES ! LADIES ! READ! READ! The undersigned having bought the entire stock of LADIES' BOOTS at SHOES, In the Store Room formerly carried on by JAMES SHROEDEit, IsTo. 118 LOCUST STREET, COLUMBIA, PA., Is now ready to sell all kinds of LADIES' BOOTS GAITERS, MISSES' BOOTS & GAITDRS, CHILDREN'S BOOTS fi GAITERS, As cheap as auy other stand in Columbia. La dles' Boots and Gaiters made to order. Repairing of all kinds neatly done. Don't forget the place. Give us a call! June IS-1670-tf.] A. G. GUILES. I~OTE'LS. cc CONTINENTAL," THIS ROTEL IS PLEASANTLY LOCATED, between the Stations of the Reading and Colurm and Pennsylvania Railroads, FRONT STREET, COLrUMBIA., PA. Ample accommodations for Strangers anti Tray. elem. The Ear Is stocked with CHOICE LIQUORS, A ml the Tables furnished with the best fare. UItIAR FINDLEY, sep-l-69-tfw] Proprietor. FRANKLIN HOUSE, LOCUST ST., COLUMBIA, PA. This is a first-class hotel. and Is In every respect adapted to meet the wishes and desires or the traveling public. MARTIN ERWIN, sepl-70 Proprietor, FRENCH'S HOTEL, On the European Plan, opposite City Hall Park New York. R. FRENCH, Sept. 19.1:30.4. Proprietor. CI ET YOUlt PRINTINU- DUNE AT NJf the "SPY" Oillce. -., • , ~- —",.: -1.7.r;i7::: ,• _ ....:.:,..-:- ..,—"•••••,,., - .„..„,,, . ~ ...;.,;:. • i . , :• ....,:,• - ,:.` ,". ::., ..'.'st. : ':1; ~ F., . `, '- 3. .... t .' ::',,•,--,,,, (.4 : . " 4 " ; '....A • L ... ....., ... ~...,,, ~....... ... . :,..: ~,...,,,,.........:......... .. !,..,.. . .... ...._....„... .... ....... .., %,...:„.....:,::. 4; : ;-...: ‘- - I - .:7.::: ...,--' ::.::::, P.P A -',::.:l'' '-' , l - : --:;''''' .-,.;.. -: :;'.k,c4.::-: • - ' ' . c4';', - ... , .., ... -,,,-. 1 ., ~.,..%; ~..% • - , a. ::.z. , ;•-• f-' , -.. -.-. 7. .. 3 .:. ,.. 3. , ; . ''' -%7. — 'r i-.. 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BUCHER, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC Wines and Liquors Has removed his Store to his Building, adjoining Haldemsta's Store, Locust St. Columbia, Pa., where he has fitted up rooms and greatly increased his facilities for doing a more extensive business MISHLER'S CELEBRATED IiERB BITTERS PURE AND UNADULTERATED, These Bitters are celebrated for the great cures they have performed in every ease, - xhen tried Dr. Mishier offers fire hundred dollars to the pro prietor of any Medicine that can show a greater number of genuine certificates of cures effected by it, near the place where it is made, than MISIXLER'S DERE BITTERS MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS Is to] sale in Columbia by J. C. BUCIIEP., At his Store, Locust Street, Columbia WINES AND LIQUORS! Embracing the following Catawba, Port, Lisbon, Cherry, Afaderia, Nlalagn, Champagne, Currant and Muscat WINES COGNAC, OF DIFFERENT BRSANDS Also, OLD RYE WHISKEY and BRANDIES of all kinds Blackberry Catawba, Cherry, ERE Superior out Rye, Pure Old Rye, XXX Old nye, XX Old Rye X Old Rye, Pure Old Rye, Monongahela, Rectifled Whisky, London Brown Stout. Scotch Ale, &c., &c., c. AGENCY FOR MALT AND CIDER VINEGAR He Is also Agent for the Celebrated MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS FOR SALE POCKET FLASKS. DEMIJOHNS, TOBACCO BOXES, and FANCY ARTICLES, in great variety, AIISHIER'S BITTERS! PURE UNADULTERATED For Sale by BEST STOUT PORTER! From E. & G. 'HEBERT, LONDON For sale by J. C. BUCHER, Locust Street, above Front Agent for the PURE MALT VINE6A.R Cannot be purchased at any other establish ment In town. and Is warranted to keep fruits and vegetables perfect The Best Brands of Imported SCOTCH AND LONDON ALE For Sale at J. C. BUCIIER 8 TO SMOKERS AND CHEWERS BUellElt will still keep on hand the Best Brands of SMOKING AND CHEWING TOBACCO, SNUFF, HAVANA, VARA, and COMMON SEGARS. Also, SNIFF & TOBACCO BOXES, PIPES—a thousand and one varieties. Call at J. C. BUCIIER'S, Locust Street, adjoining Haldeman's Store It is the greatest establishment of the kind this side of Philadelphia. 0',...0n1y Agency for Lee's London Porter, and Atthler's Bittern, NO. 13 Where you eon buy a first rate AMERICAN, ENGLISH OR SWISS BEAUTIFUL SETS OF JEWELRY, HAND SOME BREAST PINS, EAR RINGS, SLEEVE BUTTONS, and almost everything in the Jewelry line AT THE LOWEST PRICE. Or you can purchase FINE SILVER AND SILVER PLATED SPOONS, FORKS, KNIVES CASTORS, GOBLETS, ICE PITCHERS. BUTTER DISHES &c. &c. AMERICAN CLOCK, warranted of the best quality, at a low figure CALL AND SEE FOR YOURSELF CHAS. P. SHREINER'S Septlwill So. 13 Front St., Columbia, Pa MEI y B. KEVINSKI, DEALEI: IN PIANOS, ORGANS, MELODEONS A. large assortment of Violins, Flutes, Guitars, Banjos, Tambormes, Accordeons, Files, liar monims, and musical murchandise always on hand. SEITEEII A large stock on hand, and constantly receivin all the latest publications as soon as issued. M uric and Musical Books will be sent by mai free of postage, when the market pace is remit ted. Or the Art of transferring Pictures. Can be transferred on any object. I would call special attention of the Coach makers to my stock of llacalcomania. STEINWAY SON'S PIANOS, PRINCE fi CO'S., 4: NEEDHAM ct: SON'S CELEBRA ri ORGANS AND MELODEONS. Sole Agent for Stoll's Unrivaled PIANO FORTE AND FURNITURE POLISH. Call and examine my stock. at NO. 3 NORTH PRINCE STREET JASPER GREEN, Designer Engraver on Wood. COLUMBIA, PA. Is prepared to execute Views of Buildings, Ma chinery, Bill Heads. Posters, Labels, &c., in the neatest and most expeditious manner, at rea sonable rates. BOON AND NEWSPAPER ILLUSTRATIONS Executed in the Highest Style of Art. may2S'7o-tf Claret, Rhine, Blackberry, Elder berry, GARDEN, FLOWER AND GRASS SEEDS ! AT - J. A. MEYERS', FAMILY MEDICINE STORE, ODD FELL 011 . W BALL, Our Stock is composed ENTIRELY of Seeds from the celebrated Philadelphia Seedstnen, D. LANDRETH A; SON. We have NOZ7E other on hand, and hav ing closed out eve/ y package of last season's stock, we guarantee all to be FRESH AND GENUINE, And will sell them at Landreth's prices. N. B.—Having removed my residence to house No. D :NORM SECOND ST., formerly occupied by Mr. Jacob Hess, any of my friends requiring Medicine during the night, will please call there. J. A. MEYERS, sept.4'o9-tfwi Odd Fellows' Hall. Jamaica Spirits, Kummel, Ginger, COM STEAM COACIE "WORKS. CHRISTIAN - MYERS, COLUMBIA STEAM COACH WORKS! REMOVED TO Nos. 9, 11 AND 13 icortni stir STREET. Tim Carriages, Buggies, &c., made at these Works, are equal in beauty and durability to any other make in the county. COACH SMITIIING, REPAIRING, ece. This branch of the business will be attended to with punctuality and despatch. CHILDREN'S CARRIAGES, Wagons, &c., for sale or made to order. M. Call at the Works No. 9, 11 & 13 North Fifth street and examine the stock and price*. seps-69-Lfw At J. C. BUCHER'S OPEN ! OPENING ! OPENED ! THIS DAY, THIS WEEK, AND UNTIL FURTHER ORDERS, AT BRENEMAN'S 12S Locust Street, THE LARGEST STOCK OF HATS AND GAPS, For Men, Youth and Children, ever before ()tier ed to the people of Columbia, comprising as it does, STYLE and QUALITY in soft and stiff brim, such as the Warwick, Ida Lewis. Sinbad, Prince Arthur American Girl, Mate, Peerless, Lady Thorn, Rowing, Star, Cuban, Waverly, Gilmore, Rob Roy, and the Fall style of Silk Hats,Just out, together with a full stock of GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS , Consisting of White and Colored Shirts, Flannel Shirts and Drswers, English, German and Do mestic Hosiery, Gloves, Handkerchiefs, Sus penders, Ties, Linen and Paper Cull's and Col lars, Sc. Also. UMBRELLAS AND CANES. Parties who favor us with their patronage are assured that it will be our constant aim to merit their confidence and support. Call anti examine our well selected stock at at low prices. BRENEMAN'S No. 128 Locust Street, Columbia, Pa. 0ct9269-ly F INE FAMILY GROCERIES, _ _ J. C. BUCKER Just received, at the fine Grocery Establish ment, corner 3rd and Cherry streets, the follow ing uew Goods: SUGAR CURED HAMS AND DRIED BEEF, JELLIES, PRESERVES, HONEY. PEACHES, TON ATOES, ENGLISH PICKLES, WINSLOWS GREEN CORN GREEN PEAS Ac., Together with a very fine assortment of Family Groceries, of all lauds A LARGE LOT OF NEW YORE: CA-NDIE3, Oranges, Lemons, Figs, Raisins, Cocoanuts, and White Wine Vinegar. Extra Family Flour, Mercer Potatoes, Rio and Java Coffee, fresh roasted, Lowering's Syrup, .te. els - (loot's received almost dully. WM. H. HARDMAN, 3rd and Cherry Stx., Columbia, Pa. sepl-604fw7 MISCEL.LA_YEOUS. SHREINER'S ES TEEE PLACE WATCH, Then If you are in WANT OF TIME you can buy auy kind of AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS GENERALLY. DACALCOMANIA, E=El LANCASTER, PA AT HARDMAN'S ! FOREIGN FRUITS, NEW AD VERTISEMTS. EDWARD J. ZAHN, JEWELLER (Late H. L. It E. J. Zahm,) Cor. N. Queen St., ct: Centre Square LANCASTER, PA. Dealer in Watches, Clocks, Jewelry . 41 k\ ' \ SILVER WARE, Swattaecol9z;ahreesliciieugo%,,eStiel,vse.r ta. Personal and prompt attention given to Watch work and Repairing . . Remember the OLD STAND, 7.A11.31'S CORNER, North Queen Street and Centre Square, LANCASTER, PA. may 7 '7O I yr NO. 13 COAL ! COAL !! COAL !!! The undersigned is now prepared to sell Coal of all sizes; received from tile best mines in the State, and guaranteed to be of superior quality. It is from the Veins of the Celebrated BALTIMORE CO. 6:: LEE MINES at Wilkes barre; well prepared, and free or slate and dirt. The price net ton of 1000 lbs., on Wharf at Basin: For No.l or Grate, $5.00. " 2or Egg, 5.25. " " Sor Stove, 5.25. " " 4or Small Stove, 5.25. " " 5 or Chestant, 4.75. The above prices are for the Month of May. Terms Cash before delivery. The reputation of the above nameil Coals is a sufficient guarantee of their quality; and as I deal in no other, the public can rest assured they are as represented. AMOS S. GREEN, Act., maa - 2141 For Scirk-neu iO Ca. Inaebbarre. I= B. FRANK SAYLOR & HOTOGRAPHERS, "co. 20 West King Street, LANCASTER, PENN'A We aim to satisfy all our pal row:, as well as give them work, which favorably compares with that done in the best galleries. • COPYING rlcrunEs Into any she, of deceased or absent ftiend., is made a specialty with us. FRAMES, ALBUMS, and all things in our line always on hand. .fie--Remember the Photographers, No. West King St., Lancaster D. FRANK SAY LOll. JAMES POTTS. FTERESTS ON DEPOSITS. The COLUMBIA NATIONAL BANK will pay interest on Deposits as follows: For 1 6,', 2 Months, per cent " 3, 46: 5 " 6,7, S, 9 10 " 5 " 11 &12 51 marl:l'7o-1y SAMUEL SIIOCH, Cashier 0ct.16:69-1y IIRST NATIONAL BANK OF CO LUMBIA, Interest Paid on Special Deposits as follows: 4 per cent. for 30 or 60 days. 4 1-2 per cent. for 90 days and under 6 months. 5 her cent. for 6 month and under 11 months. 5 1-2 per cent for 11 at 12 months. S. S. DETWEILER, Cashier ATTENTI,O.NI ,Parties, Picnics, &c. TILE Columbia Cornet Band having lensed "Big Island ,Just above tilt Bridge, respectfully inform the CITIZFII,IS of COLUMBIA and the pub lic generally that they will rent it to Parties, Excursionists, either day or evening. The strictest order must be maintained, and the Band is determined to make it a PLEASANT PLACE of RESORT. The Band also gives notice that SWIMMING and BATHING near the Island is strictly pro hibited, under penalty of the law, and that this regulation wilt be In forced in every instance. IL7 Application for the use of the Island must be made to the undersigned. By order of the Band. CHAS. IIEPTING. J uly2-tf.] To THE PUBLIC. The undersigned having purchased the Jewelry Store, formerly occupied by E. Spering, announce to the public or Columbia and vicini ty, that they have now open at. No. 39 FRONT STREET, A large and full stock. of Clocks, Watches ,C 7 Jewelry, Which they will sell at lowest prices lI'QDR CAhn. We ask you to examine our stock as it will cost you We make it a specialty to have constantly on hand a Stock of CLOCKS and WATCHES, per fectly regulated and ready for immediate use. E. MASSE SON., apl3o '7O-tf] No. 39 Front St... Columbia. PACIFIC GUANO CO. CAPITAL, t,i,;1,000,000. JOHN S. REESE & CO., GE'SERAL AGENTS, 122 South Delaware Ave., Phil'a 10 South Street, Baltimore. SOLUBLE PACIFC GITA.NO. No Fertilizer introduced to ti.e Farmers of the 3lidtlle and Southern States has given more general and tuntorin satisfaction than this GUANO. The trade in It has steadily increased until the consumption now throughout the entire country far exceeds that ol any other Fertilizer. The large capital involved In its production adonis the surest guarantee of its continued ex cellence. The Company has a tar to eater in terest in the prennanuace of Its trade than tiny number of consumers can have; hence it is the highest interest of the Company to put the best Fertilizer Into market, that their on usal facil ities, aided by the best scientific ability can produce. This Guano is sold at retail by Local Agents of the Company throughout New Jersey, Dela ware, Pennsylvania and the Southern States and at wholesale by JOHN S. REESE: 4: C•O.. General Agents lur the Company. GEO. BOGLE, Agent, J nly23-3m Columbia. Pa .pIPORTANT TO INVENTORS AND PATENTEES. INVENTORS' AND PATENTEES' Bazaar and Sales. Rooms 529 Chestnut St., Philadelphia ym NO FEES IN ADVANCE. The undersigned would respectlully inform the public that they have opened an establishment under the above title, where Inventors, Paten tees ,and Owners of Patents are free to resort for the negotiation of the sales of their Inveu tion and Patents. The feature of this Bazaar consists in this, that Inventors, Patentees and Owners of Pat ents and Inventions may transact their busi ness and effect sales themselves, without any Interference on the part of the Proprietors. On such sales they charge no commission whatever nor do they ask registration or like fees, nor any commissions in advance, believing it to be unlair to ask pay for services not yet rendered. But II any of their Patrons desire to employ them as their personal agents, for the safe of their interests, the Proprietors will then charge such commissions as many be mutually agreed upon. The only charge made by this Establish ment is for the Storage of Models and Machin ery of all size, on exhibitions therein, as follows : FROM TWENTY-FIVE (25) CENTS To ONE DOL LARS PER WEEJC PER JilltiAßE Poor OF SPACE. For this very small compensation the Models and 'Machines are kept in good order and their W orkings completely explained to the numer ous visitors of the Bazaar and brought tbrward to the best advantage, with a view to prepar ing the way to eventual sales. An experienced PATENT LAWYER and an able CONSULTING ENGINEER, are attached ct this establishment, thus enabling the u nde,- signed to procure, at all times, the best legal and practical advice to their Patrons, The Putrona go of :On is respectfully solicitcd. BARBER S CO., chestnut St., Philadelphia, .T'a. P. O. Box 19JYC I AL. NOTILING OFFICES BARBL'It •C CO ,ortt 15. A OADE TO A STSAWBUEEY I=l Hale, strawburry! doant blush so, modest fruit, Because I spoke to yer. Your appearance is Decidedly ready; are yu out of cash? If so, spoke. I have a dime, a soluntary dime, Here In my west—we'll lager. Frute, thou excitest my admlrashun! Thou makest one To pine till worthy prog,eneters, who, like the Good of alai], full filial their destiny. A lass,a la.ss! those days have gore, No moar 1 rome a bear fat boy amomg The tangled gras—leering big dogs and furious farmers; But I run hyved aiming brie walls, and all the grri.s 1 sea is on the square—:vicar onct yer auntaisters Did dwel. Dui like the aberiginal savages They have watered before the face of civiliza tion, Nun even bein left to tell thare tale ! Frute, yu are cultivated, and tho seady I per- ceive lure rich but sort, exceedingly soft Pepel ereem and shugar yu and take ye in ogre jlously. Ilya was more gritty, or had more vinegar led live longer, but wedent be so well Ilkt By the gerls, who are all In luv with ye. They git up festive], in honer of yur coming, And make the cone terhoppers and fellers shell out :I.n ty fre befour t heir gilds, and sWIIVC when tia. lilt hum in tlmurd story bed mutes, thinking how IZal f a months wages has ben busted to smash But I must stop solderquislng, Strawberry, Yore my victim, yore bully Just old peaches! WAR NEWS Moro on :I ,unimer's sultry eve Three thou,autt rn ih a across the ocean, The village statesmen tell the nets, And every Mater gives his notion. The win in Elumpe—whichll And are the hutch a warlike nation— And shoull they capture Holland, then Would that affect, the situation'? Squire Sfivertooth deelareQ— That evory paper Lies and wheedles, But he'll be wh ipp'd If he believes That people go to war with needles! Then lallyer Sharp takes Vother side— But he's rathersmall pOtater— Ile's only been a justice one, While the squire's been to the Legislater Hane Sew :der, 'erocs the way, deelrires— " Before dis little row is through, sir, Desehelo Napoleon •ill get yipped Shoost like anoder Waterloo sir." lonsieur Jacques, upon his heart, Ills little hand in ardor squeezes, And says: `• Ze grand France will knock Ze Prussians into little pieces!" '~~bi~~etr~urco~tS ~ cit~l:n~ IEE BROKEN SA STORY FOR BOYS A boy went to live with a man who was accounted a hard master. 310 never kept his boys; they ran away or gave notice they meant to quit; so he was half his time without and in search of a boy. The work was not very hard -opening and sweeping out the shop, chopping wood, going errands and helping round. At last Sam Fisher went to live with hint. "Sam's a good boy," said his mother. " I should like to see a boy now-u-days that had a spark of good ness in him," growled the new master. It is elways bad to begin with a man who has no confidence in you ; because, do your best, you are likely to Intro little credit for it. However, Sans would try it ; the wages were good, and his mother want ed him to go. Sam had been there three days, before; in sawing a cross-grained stick of wood, he broke the saw, lle was a little frightened. lie knew he was careful, and he knew he was a pretty good saver, too, for a boy of his age; nererthele-s, the saw broke in his hands `And Mr. Jones will thrash you for it," and another boy who was in the wood house with him. "Why of course 1 didn't mean it, and accidents will happen to the best of folks," said Saw, looking with a very sorrowful air on the broken saw. " Mr. Jones, never makes allowances," said the other boy; "I never saw anything like him. That Bill might have stayed, only that he jumped into a hen's nest and broke her eggs. Ile darti't tell of it ; but Mr. Jones kept suspecting and suspecting, aud laid everything out of the way to Bill, whatever• Bill was to blame or not, still Bill couldn't stand it, and wouldn't." " Did be tell Mr. Jones about the eggs asked Sam. "No," said the boy ; he was 'fraid; Mr. J. has got such a temper•" "I think he'd better• owned just at once," said Sam. " I suspect you'll find it better to preach than practice," said the boy. "I'd run away be fore tell bite;'' and he soon turned on his heel left poor Sam alone with his broken saw. The poor boy did not feel very comforta ble or happy. ile shut up the woodhouse, and then went up to his little 2bainber tin der the caves. He wished he could tell Mrs. Jones; but she wasn't sociable, and he had rather not. " Oh, my God," said Sam, filling upon his knees, "help inc to do the thing that is right." I do not know what time it was, but when Mr. Jones came Into the house the boy heard him. Ile got up, crept down stairs, and met. Mr. Jones in the kitchen. " Sir," said Sant," I broke your saw, and I thought I'd come and tell you, 'fore you saw it in the morning." Mr. Jones: "1 should think morning soon enough for to tell of your carelessness." " Because," said Sam, •' I Iva:, afraid if I put it ()111 might be tempted to tell a lie about it. I'm sorry I broke it; but I tried to be careful." Mr. Jones looked at the boy front head to foot, then stretching out his hand, " there Sam," he said heartily, "give me your hand. Shake hands; I'll trust you, Sam. That's right; that's right. Go to bed. boy. Never fear. I'm glad the saw broke; it shows the :nettle's in you. Go to bed." Mr. Jones was fairly won. Never were better friends after that than Sam and he. Sam thinks justice has not been done Mr. Jones. It the boys had treated him honestly and "above-board" he would have been a good man to live with. It was their con duct which soared and made him suspi cious. Ido not know how this is; I only know that Sam Fisher finds in Mr. Jones a kind and faithful master. SPOON.,—At a tea-party in \Washington, where General Butler was a guest, the host ess, glancing over the table, perceived his cup unfurnished with an important imple ment, of which he was supposed to appre ciate the value. ''Why, General Butler." she exclaimed, in a little IVOttlelliy nutter of couste•nation, "haven't you a spoor: ?" "No indeed, madam," quickly responded die General, springing front his seat with well acted earnestness, and slapping Ills pockets, one after the other, "upon my word, madam ; if you don't believe me, madam, you may search me f' The ap plause which greeted this spontaneous "Illfly be more easily imagined than described." A °NE-YEAR-01.1)1)103y fell out of a second story window In Worcester the other day, hut escaped without the slightest injury. HOW DANIEL LIVEMIORE HT 2115 GOLD He was born in one of the roughest towns in all New England, and his father was ono of the roughest of men. When the boy was ten and his father sixty,:they separated for ever. Daniel wanted to go to scnool, end the old man would not let him. It would cost money to pay the school-bill, and both money a id trouble to board the teacher, and so he ran away from home, and an uncle past eighty took him in. Dan, as the boys called him, improved in his reading, learned to write, and did the old man's chores so well that when he died, five years after be gave him twelve acres of land. This gift awakened in die boy a desire for wealth, and as land was the only form in which ho had ever seen it, his thoughts of course ran to that, and at sixteen he be gan to work and save. He had but one hope, and that was—a farm of 150 acres. For ten years ho never spent a dollar, not a cent except for clothing, and but a few dol lars for that. I3is shrewdness all the time grew apace. Ho did not lend his money, to the best of men, without a mortgage on real estate worth four times the amount lent, and generally. as he grew older to thosewho in he hoped, not being able to pay would be obliged to sell - the land to him at his own price. .I.t twenty-four, toughened by nine years of unceasing work, he mar ried a woman who for tour yeas, one even ing in each week, had listened to the story of his gains, and shared with him in the joy of coining possessions. The day they were married witnessed the expenditure of the first dime for anything outside of food and clothing, and that was five shillings, sterling money, to the man who married Hiring a farm,they went to work. Money was scarce, but whet ever a dollar could be got, there he sought it. Living forty miles from an Eastern city, he carted coal which he had previously burned, when he had nothing else to cart, with a yoke of oxen and a horse ahead, spending one night and a part of another and two days on the road, always carrying the food for his team and his o and never spending a penny ex cept for toll-gate fees, which he sometimes escaped by passing them idler the middle of the night. Ills one thought, in all his work was, have something to sell; and while his neighbors who owned farms were only making both ends 111001, he paid his rent and laid up money. In six years he bought a farm and paid for it, when the man of whom he made the purchase delivered him the deed, signed and sealed, his joy was boundless—he had attained the first object of his early ambi tion. In process of time, lour boys were born to this pair—children that mainly looked out for themselves at six months, and en tirely so at sixteen months old, spending the long days making, mud-pies in the dirt that begrimmed them, while it made per petually filthy the 4orbidding doorway ; until they were old enough to be helpful upon the farm, when, like the boy in Bur yitt's story of the English Natters, their lit tle hands grew horny and hard, and their bodies prematurely old by the incessant work. All this time, Daniel throve amain. Once in about eight years ho doubled his acres and doubled his money, "salted down," us he used to say. His expenditures for be nevolent objects were measured by those fur objects of comfort and objects of taste, and fin• neither of the last did he appropri ate a dollar. Money once his was always his. Ile never bought his clothes even for cash, but bartered for them what he could not sell for anything else. Even his table was set in the most meagre manner--potatoes,Johnny cakes,and salt pork making up ninety-nine one hundredths of his family food. At length, at sixty-two years of age, in the presence of his wife and his four chil dren, in a house that had neither taste with out nor comfort within, ho died, the owner of more than twelve hundred acres of laud, and with over seven thousand dollar.' worth of bonds and mortgages in an old rawhide pocketbook under his pillow. His wardrobe Was appraised at thirteen dollars, and the tight over his property commenced within two days alter his buri al. Of his maxims for growing rich, these re main : "Sell all that yod can; what you can't sell,either cat yourself or feed to your hog , ; and when you get a dollar keep it."—lrearth and HO 111 C. CLERICAL JOKE Old Dr. Strong, of Hartford, Conn, was not often outwitted by his people. On one occasion he in yited a young man to preach for him, who proved rather a dull speaker. and whose sermon was unusually long. The people became weary, and as Doctor Strong lived near the bridge, near the commence ment of the afternoon service, he saw his people docking across the river to the other church, lle readily 'understood that they feared they should have to hear the same young man in the afternoon. Gathering up his wits, which generally cane at his bidding, he said to the young minister— " My brother across the river is rather fee ble and I know ho will take it kindly to have you preach to his people, and if you will do so, I will give you a note to him, and will be as much obliged to you as ifyou preached for roe; am' I want you to preach the same sermon that you preached to my people this morning." The young minister supposing this to be a commendation of his sermon, started ell' in good sidrits, delivered his note, and was invited to preach most cordially. He saw before him one-half of Doctor Strong's peo ple, and they had to listen ono hour and a half to the same humdrum sermon that they heard in the morning. They under stood the joke, however, and said they would never undertake to run away from Strong again. Tun Boston Traveler relates the following anecdote to illustrate the power of the elo quence of Wendell Philips : "Some years ago—it was before the re bellion—when Wendell Philips and others were using every effort to abolish slavery, there was a meeting in this city at which he made an address. A Southern slaveholder was present. and after listening a while to the burning words of the orator,went out in a rage, and resorting to the counting room of a friend, exclaimed, ' I have been to bear Wendell Philips speak, and such words, such abuse, too bad The rascal deserves to be hung, and if we had hint at the South ho would be hung, and that right quickly too.—Oh, it is too bad, too bad.' ilow long did you hear him speak ?' asked the friend. —• Why for more than one lull hour,' repli ed the Southerner, and all the time he poured out the hardest words towards the South.'—' But why,' inquired the friend, ' why did you sit there so long and hear such severe words?' Because,' answered the slaveholder, • confound the fellow, I could not get away front A BRAVE GIRL Our heroine lived iu Bartlett, New Hamp shire, and was a decendant of the uld Craw fords. Her father was a Crawford, and fol lowed the profession of a guide among the mountains. Her name was Bessie and she was the only daughter remaining at home —a dark-eed,y brown-haired girl, of slight but compact frame, just entering her nine teenth year. Her mother had been dead several years, and upon her devolved the whole care of the household. One day, late in summer, Mr. Crawford wont, with a party of travelers, away to the head waters of one of the many mounntain streams that empty into Saco, and Bessie was left alone. Even the dogs had all gone with the pleasure-seekers. Near the mid dle of the afternoon, while the girl was sit ting by an open window in the front loom, engaged in sowing, a man came up from the road and asked her if she would give him a drink of water. Bessie had seen this loan before, and had never liked his looks. lle was a stout,broad-shouldered, ill-favor ed fellow, and the bits of moss and spikes of the pines upon his clothes indicated that he had slept in the woods. But Bessie did not hesitate. She laid aside her work and went to get the water. When she came back the man had entered the room. She did not like this, for she was sure he had come in the window; but she handed him the tin dipper without remark. The man drank, and then set the dipper down upon the table. Then he turned upon the girl, and drew a broad-bladed knife from his pocket. " Look ye, my young lady," said he '• know there is money in this house ; and I know you are alone. Show me where the money is ! If you dont I shall kill you,and then hunt it up myself! I'm in earliest, and there is no time to waste. Don't make a tins, for if you do, you'll feel this knife quick!" Bessie shrank back, and looked into the man's face, and she could see that he meant 'tint what he said. "HI show you where the money is will you promise not to t 1.,) me harm ?" •' Show mo, honest, and I won't harm "Then come with me. But you will take only the money—you wont take my father's papers." "Only the money, girl." Bessie led the way to a small bedroom on the ground floor, whore there was an old mahogany bureau, the upper drawer of which she unlocked. The man, when ho saw this, thinking doubtless that Craw ford's gold was within his grasp, shut up his knife and put it into his pocket. The girl opened the drawer, and, quick as thought, drew forth a large navy revolver —one with which she herself bad killed a trapped bear—and cocked it. " illian !" she exclaimed, planting her back against the wall, and aiming the weap on at his bosom, "many a wild beast have I shot with this good pistol, and I'll now shoot you if you do not instantly leave this house ! I will give you not even a;-second ! Start, or I tire!" The ruffian could road. human looks as well as could the maiden, and he could read very plainly in the firm-set lips and in the flashing eyes—but more clearly in the steady hand which held the pistol—that she would not only fire, as she had promis cd,but her aim would be a sure and a dead ly- one. And he backed out from the bed-room— hacked into the sitting-room—then leaped from the open window and disappeared. Bessie kept her pistol by her side until her father and guests came home ; and when she had told her story, search was made for the ruffian. But he was not found. Our heroine had so thoroughly frightened him that he never came that way again. ANECDOTES OF DOGS A dog belonged to a convent in France.— Twenty-four poor beggars were daily serv ed with a dinner, passed out to them through an aperture in the wall by means of a tour, or revolving box. There was a bell rope hanging beside the opening. Each beggar in turn rang and received his dinner. After a time, the cook noticed that twenty-five dinners were passed out. A watch was set, and it was discovered after the beggars had each received their portion and turned away, this dog would go up and ring the bell and get a dinner for himself. The authorities of the convent, learning of the case, decreed that the dog should continue to have his dinner for ringing for it. Another case, related by a man who saw it: A party of huntsman had to cross a river—which they did by swimming their horses—the pack of dogs all following, ex cept a terrier, who dreaded the plunge. Af ter looking on fur a time, with many dis tressful barks, he suddenly turned and rau swiftly up a bank till out of sight. There was a bridge some distance above. After a while the dog came running down the other side of the river, and joined his com rades. Another, of a clog belonging to a grocer in London : A pieman with meat pies was wont to stop on the street before the shop, and sell his pies to the passers-by—the dog often standing by and observing the traflic. One day the piematt gave him IL pie. The next day, when the pieman came along, the dog came out, looking expectantly. But the pieman, shaking his head,said no. The dog turned immediately into the shop, and contrived to make his master understand he wanted a penny. Getting it, ho sailed out, carrying it to the pieman, and received his pie. There is one more anecdote worth relat ing, that is not in the books: I had it front those admirable gentlewomen of the old school, the Misses It., long time my neigh bors on the Passaic. They had a carriage dog that commonly accompanied theta in their drives.—Their course often took theta across the river, over a bridge four miles from their residence. The keeper of the toll house had a big, surly mastiff, that al ways sai led out and attacked their dog, who was no match for him, and sometimes Beaujeu suffered severely ; so that at length he declined accompanying, them if they took the road up the river toward the bridge. The way through the lawn front their house to the high road was nearly half a mile. One day, when they came down to the gate, they found the dog there waiting for them. .A.s soon as ho saw theta take the up river road he turned and ran with great speed back to the house. In a very little while he returned and overtook the carriage, ac companied by a very powerful dog that or dinarily kept about the house and grounds and never Went With the carriage. The two trotted along. side by side, following the carriage, until they came to the bridge, when the mastiff sallied out as usual. The little dog then held back, and his big com rade went at the assailant and gave him a tremendous punishing, evidently to the lit tle fellow's great satisfaction. No person over got stung by hornets who kept away from where they were. It is so with bad habits. SPECIMENS OF "YARNS" BY AN ILLINOIS FARMER, When I first came here in ISI9, those oxen were steers. Stock was rather short then, and I worked in the critters early. Well, one day, Tennessee Smith down by the Lillypache, had cut a red elm and it got lodged in the slough, and none of them dared venture out to cut it clear. So they hitched on all the oxen they had and tried to drag it up on the bluff. But with six yoke they could'nt make it let go. Then some one said, send for Spencer's steers. When Mr. Smith's boy came I told him he could ha,•e the steers, Charley, but no one else drives them but me. So I yoked up and went down. When I got there I said, gentlemen, take away your oxen, and they did. Then I told them to cut a welt all round the log, so that my chain would lie inside of it just oven with the bark. Then I cut a slit from his welt to the end of the butt, so that the taut of my chain wouldn't catch in the ha zel-brush. Then I put the chain round and hitched on, and took up ,the whip and just gave the critters a cheerful start with the lash. They sprang to it and jerked the log two feet, and then it stuck fast. Then I yelled and put on the string, and those two little fellows leaned into their work, and just shivered a little, and then they went like a shot for a yard or two and with a long red stick behind 'em, and every body shouted and then shut up their fly traps and said not a word. For, gentlemen, would you believe it, those two little bucks had drawn the heart right out of that log! Yes, sir; and if that Yankee don't believe it, I can show him the same log to-day at Jackson. The road commissioners took it for a town pump. It was all bored for use. I started one day with my span of greys and load of corn to drive to Jackson, nine miles to market. Brought back twelve bags of meal and a barrel of flour. Well, just as I got shut of town and had about eight miles of Prairie 'twist me and Han nah, I heard a rattling noise behind me, and when I looked round there was a bounc ing hail storm right upon me. I yelled at the greys and flung my chaw of tobacco at Billy, for he was the laziest, and we swung along at what you Yankees call a good Hiram Woodruff pace. I never quit yell ing, and they never stopped running till we struck Felderkin's corner, right where you blazed that burr oak ibis morning. Then I found the storm was over, and when I looked to see whether the load was safe, there were two bushels and a-half of hail stones in the hind end of my wagon, but not one of 'em on my sacks or on me. Gentlemen, I had raced on the edge of that hail storm all those eight miles home. Now its my opinion that you couldn't do that little trick to•day with any two horses in Illinois, not if you soak their tails in turpentine the night before, and touch a match to 'em just as you say—Git out of this !—Boston Advertiser. FLAGSTAFF ON TEE FIELD OF BANNOCK BURN. A flagstaff was inaugurated on Saturday last on the battle-field of Bannockburn, on the site of the borestone where King Robert the Bruce erected his standard at the fa mous battle. The staff is built upon a stone foundation five feet square, has a base of cast-iron weighing newt., surrounded by Scotch thistles painted green. The staff consists of two parts. The lower, which is of malleable iron, is about SO feet in height and weighs three tons. The upper portion of the staff is of Baltic pine, and being 50 feet in length, makes the total height of the staff 130 feet. The staff is supported by a galvanized wire rope attached to large stones placed at equal distances around the base, and is surmounted by a battle am. The total cost of the staff is about £3OO, which has chiefly been collected by the Dumbarton Lodge of Odd Fellows, who were the originators of the movement, as sisted by the Stirling Lodge. On the occa sastou of the inauguration, there were Ma sonic processions, and gatherings of great numbers of spectators from Edinburg, Glasgow, and other places, excursion trains being run'to accommodate the public.—El gia Courant. ATLANTIC CA,BL'L RITAIRED The cable of ISGG, of the Anglo-American Company, which has been interrupted for some months past, has been repaired, and is found to be excellent condition. Much surprise has been expressed that this cable was not sooner repaired, the location of the break having been well known. The cause of the delay was that the company had to construct a steamer, the Robert Lowe, for the purpose of repairing such faults, and. the stormy character of the coast of New foundland necessitates long waiting after the cable is raised and the ends buoyed, un til a time is found when the sea is suffi ciently calm to permit a splice to be made The European war has created an im mense business for the cables, and the re storation of the cable at this time is very opportune, and greatly facilitates the trans mission of business. The Robert Lowe will at once proceed to repair the break in the French cable oil St. Pierre, and we shall soon have the three ca bles connecting this country with Europe in good working order.— The Telegrapher. "Wit Ens; do you go to Sunday school, Jiuuny?" "Why, mann, Igo to the Bap tises, the Methodisses, and Presbyteriums; but Fvo been trying the 'Piscopals for two or three weeks." " You don't seem to be long anywhere, then, .1 un m y ?" "Why,yes, unarm, don't you see? I belong to 'em all excentin' the 'Plseopals ; but I'm going 'to jine them too now." "Well, Jimmy, what is your idea in going to so many?" "Why, you see, I gets a little of what's going on at 'em all, unarm. 1 gets liberries, and hymn books, and all that ; and when they have pie-nies I goes to every one of 'em." ANTITONY TROLLOPE says: "I do not comprehend the reason for the existence of so many women; although I suppose Provi dence had some wise end iu view, in giving to every man at least eight or ten women to choose from when tie is about to select a wife." Liss P itra.rs, whose success began with "Gates Ajar," is said to be making more money than any other American female writer; and yet during her school days she was considered the most stupid in her class." A. Boston woman refused to permit her husband to go on a fishing excursion, "be cane be was very apt to get drowned when he went upon the Water, and, moreover, did not ktulw how to swim any more than a goose." "Dons your °dictating clergyman preach the t:ospel, nud is his conversation and car riage consistent therewith ?" was a circu lar from a bishop to a church warden ofhis diocese. A veteran near by replied, 'llO preaches the Gospel, but does not keep a carriage." THE cup that neither cheers nor inebri ates—the hic-cup.