II 11 tie r -3 aa r. 4 0 4 • J (- J. W. YOCUM, Editor. VOLUME XLI, NUMBER 43.1 THE COLUMBIASPY, TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION • WEEKLY, 00 per year; if pidd in advance; six months,sl If - not paid until the expiration of the year, $2.50 Will be charged. SINGLE COPIES No paper will be discontinued until all arrear ages are paid, unless at the option of the editor Advertisements not under contract, must be marked the length of time desired, or they will be continued and charged for until ordered out. Special Notices 25 per cent. more. All Notices or Advertisments in reading mat ter, under ten lines, 01,00; over ten lines, 10 cts. per line, minion type. Yearly Advertisers discontinuing their adver tisements before the expiration of the year, will he charged at fall rates ns above, or according to contract. Transient rates will he charged for all matters not relatmg striciip to then. bu.sine.lb. All advertising will be considered CASH, after iirst nsertion. ATTORNEYS AT LAW CHAS. E. GAST, (Office with T. E. Franklin, Esq.) No. 27 EAST ORANGE ST., LAN CASTER, PA. b26-tf B F. ESHLEMAN, (Office with Hon. I. E. Illester,) No. 38 NORTH DUKE ST., LANCASTER, PA. feb2C '69tf PHILIP D. BAKER, No. 11 NORTH DUKE ST., LANCASTER, PA fe139.6-tf A J. JZATJTFMAN, Collections made in Lancaster and adjoining Counties. Pensions, Bounty, Back Pay. and all claims against the government promptly prosecuted. °dice—No.234, Locust street. T . Ir. YOCUM Attorney -at-Law & Notary Public, COLUMBIA. PA OFFICE—SPY Building, Bank Street, near Locust. Collections allude In Lancaster and adjoining counties. TIG - ENRY C. G. REBER, No 528 Washington street, near Sixth, Reading, Pa. Collections made in Berliis and adJoinin counties. nov27-tf H M. NORTH, Columbia, Pa. Collections promptly made In Lancaster and York Counties. THOMAS J. DAVIS, "No. li North Duke Street, Lancaster, Pa. Professional Business carefully and prompt ly attended to. Loct3O'69-tf - n P. ROSENMILLER, I= OFFICE.—No. 5 Court Avenue, Lancaster, Po. JOHN M. GRIDER, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, SCRIVENER, Mountvllle, Lancaster County, Pa. 011 Ice Hours from 6 to 8 o'clock, A. H., and 7 tog o'clock, P. H. M CLARK, JUSTICE OP THE PEACE. OFFICE—No. 12 N. Third street. Office Hours—From U to 7 A. M. 12 to 1 P. M., and from 6 to 9 P. M. [sep4-69-tfa, AIYMET., 1J JI3STIVE OF THE PEACE. Office, on Second St., adjoining Odd Fellows' Hall, Columbia, Pa. D ENTAL SURGERY J. S. SMITH, DENTIST, graduate of Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery. Ogice No. 210 Locust Street 2nd door above Odd Fellows' Hall, Columbia, Penn'a. Dr. S. S Smith thanks his friends and the pub lic in general for their liberal patronage in the past, and assuring them that they can rely upon having every attention given to them in the future. In every branch of his profession be has My...vs given entire satisfaction. He calls attention to the unsurpasssed style and finish of artificial teeth inserted by him. lie treats diseases common to the mouth and teeth of children and adults. Teeth filled with the great est care and in the most approved manner. Aching teeth treated and filled to last for years. The best of dentritices and mouth washes con stantly on hand. N. 11.—All work warranted. sept-69-lyw J. S. SMITH. D. D. S. J..GULICK, A• SURGEON DENTIST, Extracts Teeth without Pain. Nitrous Oxide or Laughing Gas administered. OFFICE 24S LOCUST STREET. sept44;9-tfw IDID C. UNSELD, . TEACHER OF MUSIC PEA. \ 0, ORGAN, MELODEON. CULTIVATION of the VOICE and SINGING. Special attention given Beginners and young pupils, 219 LOCUST STREET sept4-09-Iylv TG. HOFFER, tl DENTIST. Nitrous Oxide Gas administeri.sd in the extrac tion of Teeth. °dice— Front Street, next door to R. Williams' Drug Store, between Locust and Walnut Streets, Columbia Pa. FLUNKLE, . PLEYSICIAN Sr. SURGEON; otfers his professional services to the citizens of Columbia and vicinity. He may be found at the office connected with his residence, on Second street, between Cherry and Union, every day, from 7t09 A. M., and from 6 to SP. M. Persons wisning his services in special cases, between these hours, will leave word by note at his office, or through the poet °dim sepl,7o REAL ESTATE AGENCY The undersigned hare opened an office for the purchase and sale of real estate, collection of rents, and the renting of property. Business entrusted to their care will meet with prompt and careful attention. F. X. :61.E.G LER. oct3O-V- 1 -tfl A. J. KAUFESIA.N. TO BUILDERS AND OTHERS. luilding, paving and other brick always on hand. They are hand made and superior to any brick in this part of the country. They ero of feredatt the very lowest price. Sep 4-69-tfw] MICHAEL LIPHART. ILOTELS. WESTERN HOTEL, No 15 CORTLANDT STREET, NEW YORK THOS. D. AVINCRESTER., PROPRIETOR. This Hotel is central and convenient for Penn sylvanians. Alma 3lninLgit, of Reading, Pa., Is an a3slstunt at this Hotel, and will be glad to see lit friends at all times. sent4-67-tfw " OONTINE:,7TAL." THIS,...TIOTELA IS PLEAS_A_NTLY LOCATED, between the Stations of the Reading and Coluta and Pennsylvania Railroads, . . FRO'+Nrt'STREBT, COLUMBIA, PA Ample azeomniodations for Strangers and Tray. eler4: The Bar is stocked. with • ',ACHOICE LIQUOB-S, And the Table - 8 furnished with the best fare. BRIAR FINDLEY, Proprietor. serf 7 69-tfw) FRANKLIN HOUSE, LOCUST ST., COLUMBIA, PA. This is a first-class hotel, and. is In every respect adapted to meet the wishes and desires of the traveling public. MARTIN ERWIN, sepl-70 Proprietor, F RE:sTCH'S HOTEL, On the European Plan, opposite City Hall Park New York. R. FRENCH, Sept. 19.181i5. Proprietor. MISHLER'S HOTEL, West Market Square, Reading Renn'a. EVAN MISRLER, Proprietor. sept4-08-tfwl SEED POTATOES. Early Rose Potatoes, $2.00 per bushel. Early Goodrich, 50 cts " ' 6 Harrison, 50 Ms Cuzco, Smaller size Potatoes, half price. padt At the COLUMBIA NURSERY , . . .. 1. ••• - QIIIII L' l • • • •-•• • 3 • - 1 - 1 . • • BUCHER'S COI,V7IEN: JT C. BUCHER, . Wholesale and Retail Dealer in FIVE CENTS FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC Wines and. Liquors Has removed his Store to his Building, adjoining Haldemum's Store, Locust St., Columbia, Pa., where he has fitted up rooms and greatly increased his facilities for doing a more extensive business MISHLER'S CELEBRATED HERB BITTERS PURE AND UNADULTERATED, These Bitters are celebratea for the great cures they have performed in every ease, when tried Dr. 3fishler offers five hundred dollars to the pro prietor of any Medicine that can show a greater number of genuine certificates of cures effected by it, near the place where It Is made, than MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS Is for sale in Columbtaby J. C. BUCHER, At his Store, Locust Street, Columbia WINES AND LIQUORS ! Embracing the following; Catawba, Port, Lisbon, Cherry, Currant and Muscat WIVES COGNAC, OF DIFFERENT BRANDS Also, OLD RYE WHISKEY and BRANDIES of all Blacicberry Catawba, Cherry, EOM XX Old Rye X Old Rye, Puro Old Eye, Ith.nongallela Rectified %Whisky ,Lonclon Brown Stout Scotch Ale, S:c., &e l ., &c. MALT AND CIDER VINEGAR He is also Agent for the Celebrated MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS POCKET FLASKS, DEMIJOHNS, TOBACCO BOXES, and FANCY ARTICLES, in great variety, AIISHLER'S BITTERS! PURE A: UNADULTERATED' BEST STOUT PORTER! From E. Lk, G. ILIBBERT. LONDON PURE MALT VINEGAR Cannot be purchased at any other establish- meta in town, and Is warranted to keep fruits and vegetables perfect. The Best Brands of Imported SCOTCH AND LONDON ALE TO SMOKERS AND CHEWERS. BIIeHER will still keep on hand the Best Brands of SMOKING AND CHEWING TOBACCO, SNUFF, HAVANA, YARA, and COMMON SEGARS. Also, SNUFF & TOBACCO BOXES, PIPES—a thousand and ono varieties. Call at Locust Street, adjoining Haldeman's Store. It in the greatest establishment of the kind this side of Philadelphia. ift_Only Agency' for Lee's London Porter. and bilatder's Bitten. Maderi a, Malaga, Champagne, Claret, Rhine, Blackborry, Eldei berry, Jtarnaica Spirits, E:umrael, Ginger, Gin, Superior Ola Rye, Pure Old Rye, XXX Old Rye, AGENCY FOR FOR SALE At 3. C. BUCHER'S For Sale by J. C. BUCHER For sale by J. C. BIJCIIER, Locust Street, above Front Agent for the For Sale at 3. C. BUCHER S. J. C. BUCHER'S. COLUMBIA, PA., SA_TITTIZD.A. - 5( MORNING, JUNE 4. 1870. MISCELLANEOUS. GRAND INAUGURATION -OF LOW PRICES HOMER, COLLADAY & CO., Nos. 1112 at.: 1414 Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, ARE NOW OFFERING THE WHOLE OF EMEEM MA °MP:WENT T 0 CI: Erna DRESS GOODS, SILKS, &C. Replete with, all the Choicest .2.Nrovelties of the Season. TOGETHER WITH LARGE INVOICES OF DESIRABLE GOODS, Purchased In this Market for CASU, At Astonishing Low Prices ! H. C. S. CO. conclude that it is only necessary to quote a few of their offerings as an index of the prices at which this SUPERB STOCK will be disposed of, to insure an early call. HANDSOME DOUBLE-WIDTH CHENE MO HAIRS, 373/ 2 ' CENTS. DOUBLE-FOLD FOULARD 11014A.TRS, 4 CENTS. DOUBLE-FOLD NORWICH POPLINS, IN THE NEW LIGHT SHADES, 56 CENTS. HOYLE'S YARD-WIDE ENGLISH PRINTS, 25 CENTS. PRINTED SATIN CLOTH, A NEW ARTICLE FOR THE HOUSE OR WALKING COS TUME, 35 CENTS. ONE CASE OF THE FINEST ORGANDIES IMPORTED, 40 CENTS. REAL SCOTCH GINGFLI.MS, IN ALL COL ORS, 25 CENTS. TWO CASES OF FRENCH FOULARD MO HAIRS WHICH SOLD BY THE PIECE FOR 65 CENTS, ARE NOW OFFERED AT 56 CENTS. BLACK LYONS GROS GRAINS AND DRAP D} LYON, OF THE BEST MAKES, FROM $1.50 to SS PER. YARD. CHENE SILK'S OF TIIE LATEST DESIGNS 01 , THE PARIS MARICET, AND EXTRA QUALITY, SOLD LAST SPRING AT 53.25, 52.50. STRIPED SILKS FROM it 1.50 TO $2.00, BLACK CANVAS BAREGES, EXTRA SU PERB QUALITY, 62M CENTS. BT. ACK.. CANVAS BAREGES, 75 CENTS BLACK CANVAS BAREGES, ALL WIDTHS AND QUALITIES, UP TO $O. WALKING SUITS, LACE sirAwis, LACE POINTS, Ll:c. ALL AT THE NENY RATES MEESE N°- 13 SIIREINER'S IS TEE PLACE Where you can buy a first rate AMERICAN, ENGLISH OR SWISS, WATCH, BEAUTIFUL SETS OF JEWELRY, HAND SOME BREAST PINS, EAR RINGS, SLEEVE BUTTONS, and almost everything in the jewelry line AT THE LOWEST PRICE Or you can purchase FINE SILVER AND SILVER PLATED SPOONS, FORKS, KNIVES CASTORS, GOBLETS, ICE PITCHERS. BUTTER DISTIES Then If you are In WANT OF TIME you can buy any kind of AMERICAN CLOCK, warranted of the best quality, at a low figure CALL AND SEE FOR YOURSELF CHAS. P. SHREHCER'S Sept4w tf I \o. 13 Front, St., Columbia, Pa Dxi us y B. KEVINSKI, ft, DEALER 1.1 , : PIANOS, ORGANS, 3IELODEONS, AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS GENERALLY. A large assortment of Violins, Flutes, G u 1 tars, Banjo. Tam borines, Accordeons, Har monicas, oud musical inurchandise always on hand. SI-IRE r r MUSIC. A large stock on hand, and constantly receiving all the latest publications as soon as issued. Music and Musical Books will be sent by mall free of postage, when the market price is remit ted. DACALCOMANIA, Or the Art of transferring Pictures. Can be transferred on any object. I would call special attention of the Coach makers to my stock of Dacalcomau la. AGENT FOR STEINWAY t SON'S PIANOS, PRINCE Lt: CO'S., & NEEDHAM dr- SON'S CELEBRA IJ-1J ORGANS AND MELODEONS. Solo Agent for Stoll's Unrivaled PIANO FORTE AND FURNITURE POLISH. Call and examine my stock at NO. 3 NORTH PRINCE STREET, LANCASTER, PA. 0ct.11369-1y- COOPER & CONARD, S. E. cor. 9th & Market Sts., PHILADELPHIA Having rebuilt their store, will open about October Ist, with an elegant stock, to which they invite an examination. Upwards of seventeen years of active busi ness at their present location, enables them to judge of the wants of their patrons, to buy at the lowest prices and to sell at the smallest mar gin of profit. Full lines of BLACK SILKS, DRESS STUFFS, SILK VELVETS, CLOAKS, SHAWLS, HOSIERY, TIES, HANDKERCHIEFS, COLLARS, CUFFS, WHITE GOODS, BLANKETS, QUILTS, HUSLINS, LINENS, CASSIMERES, CLOTHS, CLOAKINGS, VELVETEENS, dm., &c. COOPER CONARD, S. E. cer. Ninth S Market Sts., oct.2-'69.13 - 4-9.-3p) Philadelphia. $25 - 17,1F C jerl. ° l2olTa %VIM aktACEIINE. The cheapest First-Class Machine in the market. Agents wanted in every town. Liberal commission allowed. 1 ,.., r terms and circularfaddress A.S. HAMILTON, Gen:Agent, No. 700 Chestnut St.,:Phil'a, Pa. apllB-3nl "NO ENTERTAINMENT SO CHEAP AS READING, NOR ANY PLEASURE SO LASTING." NEW AD VEKTISEMENTS EDWARD J. ZARM, JEWELLER ! (Late IL L. & E. J. Zalim,) Cor. N. Queen St., at Centre Square Dealer Watches, Clocks, Jewelry SILVER WARE, ;,oSpectacles, best quality Silver- 4_ Plated Ware, Thermometers. ta. Personal and prompt attention given to Watch work and Repairing. Remember the OLD STAND, ZATINI•S CORNER, North Queen Street anti Centre Square, LANCASTER, PA. may7'7o 1 yr FI NE FAMILY GROCERIES, AT ILAMDMAI',T'S! Just received, at the fine Grocery Establish rent, corner 3rd and Cherry streets, the follow lug new Clouds: SUGAR CURED HAMS AND DRIED BEEF JELLIES, PRESERVES HONEY, PEACHES. TOMATOES, ENGLISH PICELES, WINSLOW'S GREEN CORN GREEN PEAS Le., &e. Together with a very line assortment of Family Groceries, of all kinds. A LARGE LOT OP NEW YORE CANDIES, Oranges, Lemons, Figs, Raisins, Cocoanuts and White Wine Vinegar. Extra Family Flour, Mercer Potatoes, Rio anc Java Coffee, fresh toasted. Lovering's Syrup, Sc hqf - New Goods received almost daily. W3l. H. HARD3IAN, 3rd and Cherry Sts,, sepl-69-tfal Columbia, Pa. FURNITURE JOSEPH WALTON A: C 0.., B/Al, 2' ILISTER \O. 913 WALNUT ST., PHILADFLPHIA Our establishment, is one of the oldest in Phil adelphl, and from long experience and superior facilities we are prepared to furnish good work at reasonable prices. We nianufacturo line furniture, and also me dium-priced infnitme of superior qualily. large stock of furniture always on hand. Goods made to order• Counters. Desk Work and °dice Furniture for Banks, °likes and Stores, made to order. Jos. Walton. J. W. Lippincott. Jos. L. Scott arms '7O-ly Ire- I wa, cored of Deafnes, and Cr ta"ri by it simple remedy and will send the receipt tree. MitS. M. C. LEGGETT, may?-•1w Hoboken, N. J. LIFE IN UTAH By T. H. BEADLE, Editor of the Salt Lake Reporter, BEING AN EXPOSE OF THEIR SECRET RITES, CEREMONIES AND CRIMES, With a full and authentic history of POLY GAMY and the Mormon Sect, train its origin to the present woe. CAUTION—OId and inferior works on the Mormons ate being circulated. see that each book contains 83 tine engravings and SAO pages. AGENTS WANTED. Send for Circu lars and see our terms and a full description of the work. Address NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO., Philadelphia, Pa. ntayi-lw BOOK AGENT WANTED TO SELL Ten Years in Wall Street Pronounced the lastest selling book out. One Agent reports 79 orders in live days. It Ineludes all that Is mysterious and interesting in the focus of speculation-13 years' experienae of the author; Portraits and Lives of Vanderbilt. Drew, Fisk, Gould and many others. Filled with illustrations. Grk at Inducements toagents. Send for circulars to WORTHLNGTON, DUS TIN & CO., Hartford, Coon. , tort}:-dot - AGENTS WANTED.-8100 to $3OO per Month Clergymen, School Teachers, Smart Young Men and Ladies, wanted to Canvas for the New Book " OUR. FATHER'S HOUSE," The Unwritten Word. By DANIEL MARCH - , author of the popular "Night Scenes." This master hi thought and language shows us untold riches and beauties in the Great House : with its Blooming Flowers, Singing Birds, N‘aving Patois, Rolling Clouds, Beautiful Bow, Saered Mountains, Delightful Rivers, Mighty 0( eaus, Thuedering Voices, Blazing Deavensouid vast universe with count less beings in millions 01 worlds, and reads to us In each the Unwritten Won't. Rose-tinted paper, ornate engravings and superb binding. Send for circular, in which is a full description and universal commviclaCons by the press, ministers and college profes,ors, in the strcmg,- est possible language. ZELGLEIt, McCURDY 16 South Sixth Street, Philadelphia. inaYlll-lw NO. 13 ANTE 7 D.—Traveling and Local Agents for it the DELAWARE MUTUAL LIFE INSUR ANCE CO., for all parts of Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Reference required. Address, Branch °thee DELAWARE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO., N. W. Corner oth and Chest nut Sts.. Plnladelphia. may2l-1w M!EMMeMIEMMM BINGLEY'S NATIONAL HISTORY Giving a clear and intensely Interesting ac count of the infinite variety of habits and modes of life, of netsrly every known species of beasts, birds, fishes. insects, reptiles mollusea and animateulue of the globe. From the famous London four-volume edition, with tinge addi tions froze the in ost celebrated natural tats of the age. Complete In one huge handsome volume of 1032 pages, richly Illustrated with 1000 spirited engraving. Pore dotes to gold basis to slot the ntaaer+. Should outsell, five to one, any book in the field. Terms the most liberal. Full particulars sent free. Address, A. U. HUBBARD, Pub., .1(5 Chestnut St., Philadlphia. may2l-1w AGENTS WANTED FOR THE PHYSICAL LIFE OF WOMEN TWEN'T'Y-FIFTH THOUSAND NOW REA DY IM=E The most remarkable success of the day. Is selling with unprecedented rapidity. It con tains what every Man and Woman ought to know, and few do. It will save Much suffering. As the only reputable work upon the single and married life, it is earnestly recommended by Prof. Win. A. Hammond, Prest. Mark Hopkins, Rev. Henry d Beecher, Dr. Bushnell, Mr, It, B. Gleason, M. D., Prof. li. N. Eastman, etc. Being eagerly sought for, the Agents work e, easy. Send stamp for pamphlet, etc., to OP.O. MACLEAN, 719 Samson stiect, Phil adelphia, Pa.; 3 School Street, Boston, ; kI Nassau Street. New York. MEM The Magic Comb ! Will change any colored Bair or Beard to a per aliment black or brown. It contains rm g o nad Ally one can nec it. One sent by mail for Abdre.:4 M.WIC COMB COMPANY, may9-3m 61)011001d, Nan, OPEN ! OPENING ! OPENED ! TILIS DAY, THIS 'WEEK AND UNTIL FURTHER ORDERS, _li R, .E+ N E A2l ../--\ _ N'S 12S Locust. Street, TILE LA.RGEST STOCK OF HATS AND CAPS, For Men, Youth and Children, ever before offer ed to the people of Columbia, comprislng as It does, STYLE and C)„UALITY" in soft and stiff brim, such as the 'Warwick, Ida Lewis, Sinbad, Prince Arthur, American Girl, Mute, Peerless, Lady Thorn, Rowing, Star, Cuban, Waverly, Gilmore, 'Rob Jtoy, and the Fall style or Silk Hats, Just out, together With a full stock of GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, Consisting of White and Colored Sh 1 rts, Flannel Shirts and Drswers,English, German and Do roestic Hosiery, Gloves, Handkerchiefs, Sus penders, Ties, Linen and Paper Cuffs and Col lars, cke. Also, UMBRELLAS AND CANES Parties who favor us with their patronage are assured that it will be our constant aim to merit their confidence and support. Call and examine our Well selected mock at at low prices. BRENERAN'S No. 128 Locust Street, Columbia, Pa 0ct9.'89-ly THIS IS NO HUMBUG. By sending 3.5 cents, with age, height, color of eyes and hair, you will receive, by return mail, a correct picture of your future bus bandor wife, with name and date of marriage. Address W. FOX, P. 0. Drawer No. 21, Fulloll,llle. New marl9-Iw p ROPOS ALS FOIL COLLECTING BOROUGH TAX Sealed Proposals wilt be received for the col lection of theA3orough Tax for the year 1.870, by the Finance ,Committee, up to JrNE 4th, 0 o'clock, 1?...W.r S. S. DETWILER, C. J. 2 , ; OUILME , F. S. BLETZ, Finance Committee. nanyZ-lt LANCASTER, PA FOREIGN FRUITS, `gottry. COOKING PIES TOGETHER Dear Ned—no doubt you'll be surprised, When you receive and read this letter ; I've railed against the marriage state, But then you see, I knew no better, I've met a lovely girl out here, Her manner is—well—very winning ; We're soon to be—:ell,•Ned, my dear, I'll tell you all from the beginning. I went to ask her out to ride, Last,Wednesday—it was perfect weather She said she couldn't, possibly„ The servants had goneorr together, (Hibernian always rush away, At cousins . funerals to be looking,) Pies must be made, and she must stay, She said, to do that branch of cooking. "Oh, let me help you, " then I cried "I'll ben cooker, too—how lolly'?" She laughed and answord with a smile, "All right ! but you'll repent your jolly For I shall be a tyrant, sir And good hard work you'llhave to grapple So sit down there, and don't you stir, But take that knife and pare that apple." She rolled her sleeve above her arm— That lovely arm so plump and rounded Outside, the morning sun shone bright; Inside, the dough she deftly pounded. Her little angers sprinkled tlour, And rolled the pleerust up in Masses; I passed the most delightful hour "Mid butter, sugar, and molasses. With deep reflection, her sweet eyes Gazed on each pot and pan and kettle; She sliced the apple, filled her pies. And then the upper crust did settle. Her rippling waves of golden hair In one great coil were tightly twisted; But locks would break it. here and there, And curl about whereer they listed, And then her sleeves come down, and I Fastened it up—her hands were doughy Oh, it did take the longest time, Her arm, Ned was so fair and snowy; She blushed, and trembled, and looked shy; Somehow, that made me all the bolder; Her arch lips looked so red that I Well—found her head upon my shoulder, We're to be married, Ned next month; Come and attend the wedding revels. really think that bachelors Are the most miserable devils ! You'd better go for some girl's hand , And If you are uncertain whether You dare to mice a due demand, Why Just try cooking pies together. lltistriinutou ;Smiling A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE In Cinchmatti, on Monday, two broth ers named Rodignez, Spaniards, as their names hmicate, came to Father Edward . Purcell and asked leave to put in order the lightning rod that runs up the tall spire of the cathedral on the corner of Plum and Eighth streets. The Father told them the insulators on the rod were broken and other repairs to it, no one could tell how much, were needed, but he besought them to put up scaffolding in order to get at the rod, which needed to be repaired. Having been commissioned to do the work they proceeded to the exe cution of it without delay. To the pass er,s along the throughfares the sight of two -threading their" way up the out Side of the spire was full of interest. Coming out of the spire at one of the Louvre win dows just above the dial faces of the tow er, the men swung a ladder partly by a rope dropped down from a narrow aper ture just below the base of the spire, and partly by its own hooks, caught upon the stone moulding around the next story above the tower. Up this pendulous hid der one of the men clambered, hanging to the rungs like a parrot to its perch. On the edge of the moulding to which the hooks of the ladder hung, was a good base of operations. A half dozen ladders were provided. One was drawn up and planted on the new base, and lashed in place both at the top and the bottom. The top touched the last edge of moulding in the ascent of the base out of which the tower EMS! On the streets for squares distant wit nesses watched the ascent, while near the scene the pavements were lined with spectators, The two brothers were on the scene by this time and the ascent up the spire proper had been commenced. The first ladder of this final series rested on the base of the spire and was lashed to it top and the bottom, by ropes passing around the spire. The two men carried a second ladder up this one, and lashed the bottom of the former to the top of the lat t2r. The next thing was to secure this last addition of climbing aparatus. One of the brothers climbed it while the other luld its base. tip in that dizzy bight a rope was thrown around the spire, and the top of this ladder secured by it, until live or six ladders were strung in the series, the topmost reaching within two or three feet of the base of the cross, which termi nates the spire at a Light two hundred mid twenty trre.fef above the base of the Cathe dral. When the line of spliced ladders had crept up the eastern face of the spire to this position, a ladder with hooks at the top was carried up and hooked upon the cross. One of the brothers ascended this, took position first upon an arm of the cross. and then stepped up and stood erect upon the very top of the upright portion of that stone cross. Standing there he unscrewed the top of the lightning rod and tossed it to the ground. Several va riations of the perforinance took place about this time. Once both the brothers were on the opposite arms of the cross. The standing upon the top of the cross, and the climbing about its arms continued for some time, when the men descended, leaving their ladder for a continuation of the performance the next clay. The crowd cheered when the top of the cross was reached, that is the boys in the crowd cheered. The men were sober ob servers. One strong fellow turned from the sight with the remark that it was too much for his nerves. Others shudder ed audibly, and wished aloud for the men to conic down, but still they continued to look. Everybody expressed relief when the two men came down, and many gave vent to regrets that the perilous task ♦could be continued on Tuesday. AT a dance in San Francisco, a young lady who was particularly accommodating in the dressing room assisting other good looking young girls in the fixing up, put ting on slippers and lacing corsets, turned out to be a young man. As soon as the girls found it out they " interviewed" him, and he now uses hair restorative and court-plaster, and carries his nose in a ME A It'l STERN fanner wants a divorce on the ground that his wife can't split half the amount of wood she boasted she could before the marriage. OUR GRANDMOTHERS. Gail Hamilton is writing a series of vivacious papers in Ilio:per's Bazar, called "Blotting. Papers." She criticises the grandmothers of the past in a very sprightly and just fashion: "It is simply impossible—listen now, 1 pray, all knights of high and low degree, marching along thousand scorns strong great hearted gentlemen singing this song of woman's spericity—it, is simply impos sible for any woman to do the whole work of her household, and make her life what a woman's life ought to be. This is a rule that admits of no exception and no modi fication. The machinery of the family is so complicated and so exacting that one woman cannot have the sole charge of it without neglecting other and equally im portant matters. The duties which a woman owes to society, :milt° the moral and spiritual part of her household, are just as imperative as those which she owes to its physical comfort. And if she alone ministers to the latter, the former must be neglected, and the latter will hardly be thoroughly accomplished. "I know all about our noble grand mothers. I have heard of them before, I think we could run a race with them any clay. But if we cannot whose fault is it? If the women of to-day are puny, fragile, degenerate, are they not the grandchildren of their grandmothers—bearing such con stitutions as their grandmothers could transmit? It was the duty of those ven erable ladies. not only to be strong them selves, but to see to it that their children were strong. A sturdy race should leave a sturdy race. It was far more their duty to give to their children vigorous minds, stalwart bodies, healthy nerves, firm prin ciples, than it was to spin and weave and make butter and cheese all day. We should have got along just as well with less linen laid up in lavender; and if our grandmothers could only have waited, we would have woven them more cloth in a day than their hand looms would turn out in a lifetime. But theie is no royal road to a healthy manhood and womanhood Nothing less costly than human life goes into the construction of human life. -We should have more reason to lie rateful to our ancestors if they would liavc given up their superfluous industries called off their energy from its perishable objects, and let more of their soul and strength flow leisurely in to build up the strength of the generations that were to come after them. Nobody is to blame for being born weak. If this generation of women is feeble, compared with its hardy and laborious grandmothers, it is simply because the grandmothers put so much of their vitality, their physical nerve and moral fibre, into their work that they had but an insufficient quantity left wherewithal to endow their children; and so they wrought us evil. "One would not willingly quarrel with his grandmothers.. All agree in warding them praise for heroic qualities. They fought a good fight—perhaps the best they could under the circumstances with their light. We would gladly overlook all in their lives that was defective and fasten our eyes only on that which was noble. But when their fault is distinctly pointed out as their virtue, when their necessity is exalted into our ensample, when their narrowness is held up to our ambition, we must say that it was fault and greed and narrowness, grandmother or no grand mother. Indeed, those excellent gentle women no doubt long before this have seen the error of their ways, and if they could find voice would be the first to avow that they did set most toogreat store by chests of sheets, and bureaus of blankets, and pillow cases of stockings, and stacks of provisions. and that, if it were given them to live their lives over again, they would endeavor rather to lay up treasure in the bodies and brains and hearts of their children, where moth and mildew do not corrupt, which time does not dis sipate nor use destroy, and whereof we stand in sorer need than of purple or scar let or fine twined lined." THE FAST SCHEDULE WEST At thg meeting oC the 'Railroad Super intendents on the P.d at Louisville, a fast line was proposed from New Orleans to New York, making but three stops be tween Pittsburg and New York. and three between Louisville and New Or leans. The convention was small, and adjourned to meet, on call, at Indianapo lis. The Pennsylvania Central has realized part of this programme in its new fast schedule. We returned this week from Altoona, making but two stops, one at Harrisburg, and one at Lancaster, soaking runs of 130, 40 00 miles. This was the Southern Express. The 12.30 P. M. fast line westward stopped for water at I'arkesburg, 44 miles; ran to Harrisburg. 30 miles; then to Altoona,l3o miles: then to the top of the mountain at Galitzen. miles; then to Pittsburg, 00 miles. Pe turning, it stops at Galitzen, Altoona and Harrisburg. On some of the long tan gents it runs 43 miles an hour; but on the rest of the road, under 40 miles; and it makes time by avoiding stops. The steadiness and smoothness of the move ment is a great recommendation to weary travellers. The time now between Philadelphia and Chicago is only twenty-six and a half (:.'.6! , ) hours, reaching Harrisburg at 3.57 (din ner), Altoona, (supper), Pittsburg, midnight, Chicago 3 The old rate of 34 hours was considered fast traveling. The average rate of speed is 30 miles an hour. The _New York roads announced that they would put their trains through in thirty hours, instead of 30 to 40. SHARP RErLy.—From Hardinsburg, Kentucky, comes a narrative of a young gentleman of that State who happened to be at a wedding party at which Mr. 8., the wife of a Methodist minister, was present. Our young friend was fond of pleasantry, and at the supper -table brought a huge piece of meat, etc., enough for half a dozen, saying, "when you want more just back up your cart." "I will," said the lady, "if I can get the same don key to draw it." The reply seems new, and good enough to carry the "cart" part which always was an ancient Miller.— .Thirptr's Alitgazinc. A:MARRIED woman named Coleman at Kansas City,Mo., tried to commit suicide, for no other reason than a curiosity to learn the mysteries of the other world. $2,00 Per Year, in Advance; $2.50 if not Paid in Advance REVENGE OF AN lIMEED =nein— SAMSFACTZON WITiiIN T 1 LAW. Our court record two days ago contain ed an announcement of the divorce of a well-known artist of this city, decreed at his instance, for adultery of his wife with one Jas. Whitney, a tenor singer and teacher of vocal music. The story of this man's baseness and its consequences, fol lowing him from city to city, shutting all good mens' doors against him, and closing every avenue to honorable employment, we have mentioned before. We have said something also of the just and unalterable resolution, followed up with so much per- ' sistent energy by the deceived lmsband, to protect the community against this foe of domestic purity and peace, by exposing his crime whermr he sought refuge and employment in his profession, and thus making it impossible for him to use his talents to provide opportunities for prac ticing the arts of a libertine and seducer. We have mentioned this as an instance of a punishment more terrible to the wrong-doer than death, and yet one that the injured person may inflict without vi olating the law, and which he may even reasonably believe is demanded at his hands by a proper regard for the purity of society mid the safety of those whom the treacherous assassin of virtue, if not un masked, may make victims of his Inst. The facts were, naturally enough, denied by Whitney, who, as might have been ex pected of such a wretch,souglit to retrieve Lis ruined reputation by defaming the luau whom he robbed of his wife, but these facts are now established after a fair trial on the spot where they occurred, and so conclusively established that the counsel who sought to dispute them had not even so much of a case as would suffice for the foundation of a plausible argument. The wronged husband, if Ive are not mistaken, will not vet abate any of the force of his settled resolve that the transgressor shall continue to feel the consequences of his crime. Penitence, confession and amend ment am the conditions on which 11C will relax his vigilance, and aloes the repent ant criminal to go in peace to find such occupation for his powers as, with his blasted reputation, may still lie possible. LIMNING OF A RAILROAD TRAIN List Tuesday evening's eastward-bound passenger train on the West Wisconsin Railroad met with a terrible catastrophe while nearing Tomah. The woods in the vicinity had been on fire for some time, and a pile of :Lout five hundred hard oak ties, seasoned two years,which were placed along the track about twelve miles front Tomah. were soon subject to the destruct ive elements. "Tie danger of the train," says the Milwaukee _Vci'•.s, "was not apparent until the engine had turned a curt• It short distance from the lire in the road, and was approaching on a down grade. The engi neer immediately whistled. 'down brakes,' but seeming that,this would stop in the fire. he whistled 'off brakes,' and putting en all steam possible determined to run the gauntlet. The rails had been so bad ly warped and the ties consumed that the engine was soon thrown from the track, bumping along on the ties until it was finally brought to a halt, with the engine and tender just through the fire, and a ladies car at the other end of the train also free. The engine and tender were imme diately uncoupled and run out to a place of safety, and the passenger car also dis engaged and removed although not before it was badly scorched and the glass broken from the windows. The rest of the train, consisting of one baggage car, one second class and two freight cars, was consumed. `• Tile express messenger saved all of his money packages, amounting to 52,000. Tile mail agent, Curtis Parker, was able to save nothing. There were live or six ladies on the train, besides twenty-five men, who are entitled to thanks for their efforts in behalf of the train. The men worked hard all night and at times they were obliged to throw water on the backs of the men to keep their clothes from burn in g. The cars, however, were burned up in about fifteen minutes. The engine was a heavy one, of thirty tons, and luck ily escaped the fate of the cars. THREE THOUSAND HOGS BOASTED ALIVE. The stock-pens of Gaff's dstillery, in Cincinnati, containing 4.500 hogs, were burned on AVednesday morning. Three thousand hogs were roasted to death. The scene was said to have been as grand as it was horrible. Grand columns of flame, fed by the living fuel, shot upward thou sands of feet.and rolled off in dense masses of black smoke. The outcry of the fright ened animals, as they crowded one above the other into the corners of the pea remotest from the are until its rapid approach first scorched and then consumed them, awed the spectators. who stood looking helplessly on. _Every effort was made to Saxe at least a portion of the hogs, the greater portion behig, hopelessly cut off. But a little over a thousand of the - Near Tyrone a beau• had been indulging in sheep and hog meat. A number of the neighbors (about twenty) thought he would come back again; so they armed themselves and hid near the spot. Ile came and was startled by the noise the men made. He ran 4,fr and escaped. Not a shot was tired, as each one was afraid to discharge his gun lest lie might shoot his neighbor in the dark. animals were gotten out in all, and the rest of the 4,500 were literally broiled alive. The odor of burned or roasted pork pervaded the city for many blocks in all directions after the fire died out for want of fuel. The loss on live stock alone is estimated at $60,000. The loss of the buildings is estimated at from 525,000 to $.35,000. AT the Northwestern Ilotel, Pottsville. a boarder, last Wednesday night, care lessly left his candle burning on the floor and went to sleep. A fellow boarder "smelt something," and arrived in time to extinguish the hire, which had caught and burned about half the bedelolllel,. AN exdiaiiiie sacs: lOUsewives who are annoyed with muddy water on wash days. might do well to remember that a piece of alum as large as a walnut will clear, as bright as crystal, a whole hogs head of turbid water. TILE Wisconsin newspapers oppose sPend ing money for exty sessions of the Legis lature, so long as it takes two bushels of wheat to make a dollar. [WHOLE NUMBER: 20,843. PENNSYLVANIA. Waynesburg College has more students now than ever before. :Brownsville is to have a Fifteenth Amend ment celebration on Juno 2. Henry Goehring declines to be a candi date for Legislature in Beaver County. Efforts are being made to raise a political abstinence movement in Beaver County. J. G. Adlum and Ben. T. Hewitt are can didates for the Republican nomination to Assembly in Blair county. Ron. D. J. Morrell is Republican candi date for Congress, and the choice of tho Cambria County Convention. A young man named Clark was crushed in a mine at Tamaqua on Tuesday. Ho was only married last autumn. Miss Stever, daughter of Rev. D. M. Ste ver. of the Erie District M. E. Church, died on Thursday, from the effects of injuries re ceived a week before while driving a frac tons horse. An Irish razor sharpener in Tyrone week, offered to eat a live toad if the by standers would give him half a dollar. The money was raised, and be devoured the reptile without waiting to kill or clean it. Michael. Barman, a miner at Hill ,(:; Fel- low's mine, in Hyde Park, was fatally in jured on Monday by tho caving in of the roof of the mine, where ho was at work. Ho died from his injuries. He lived at Pine Brook, and had a wife and two child ren. The Evonomites, when they left their old quarters at llarmony, fifty years ago, left also a'grawc-yard containing the remains of seventy-two of their number. This ceme tery they have now enclosed with a hand some stone wall, sodded it and are about to raise a monument in it. On Saturday, May 7 Edward Paine, who was running a large circular saw in the Aaron Boyd, in Slocum Towuship,Luzerno county, was caught up by some mishap and thrown upon the saw. He was com pletely savored in two. After lingering two hours Mr. Paino died in great agony. The Pottsville Journal says: "About two thousand swallows arrived in town at 7 o'clock last evening, and after serenading the citizens and getting hundreds of them on the street they took up their summer residence in the north-west chimney of Trinity Church, which is a pretty good sign that they aro all 17,piscopaleons. A large concourse of people gathered near the church to see them go down the chim ney. The Republican primary election will be held in Armstrong County, Juno 4. The Armstrong Depublican makes the following announcements for candidates: Congress —Captain Charles B. Gillespie and Hon. Dal win Phelps ; Assembly—R. W. Smith, Robert Thomson, M. M. Steele; Associate Judge—lsaac Kinney; District Attorney— J. 0. Barrett; Sheriff—John Ambrose, R. D. Ellwood, David C. Quigley, Captain R. G. Curren ; Commissioner—W. P. Lowry, J. K. Ormond, G. 11. Smith and Thomas Herron. THE BRIGHT LtunT.—Put the light un der a bushel ? Nay, verily, no man would ho so foolish ; for if the light is to be hid, wby,not leave the candle unlighted ?, And yet we have 'known people who have; a bright light shining in their owt.. hearts, who are so careful to hide it from others that it never cheers any one but themselves. I wonder why they do so, when there aro so many in the world who are in darkness, and, it may he, longing to see light. I wish every one who has got that light, would take off the bushel, and let it shine ou t brightly; if they continue to hide it long, I am afraid they will find it go out, and they themselves be left in darkness. Now, I am going to ask if you have got this light, which as you well kn only the love of Jesus can kindle; and if you have, are you letting it shine, so that all that are in the house can seo it ? Do you let it shine quiet ly, and brightly, in attention to the wishes of your parents, in obliging actions to your brothers and sisters, iu obedience to your teachers, in thoughtfulness for those depen dent on you, so that all these can easily see the light, and glorify, not you, hut Ulm who kindled it? If you do so, then the light will glow brighter, and increase in usefulness, till not only those in the house, but all who enter it, shall see it, and, it may be, be come induced to seek it for themselves. Don't say your light is too feeble to do any good ; the Lord uses small lights some times to dispell great darkness." If your light be a true one, it will always shine brightest in your own homes; but don't leave it there—carry it abroad with you, and take it sometimes into the houses of the poor, sorrowing ones ; when they look up cheered almost in spite of themselves by the brightness, tell them of Him who gave it and keeps it burning, who bath said of himself: " lam the light of the world: he that followeth meshall not walk in dark ness, but shall see the light of life." Vice does not pay ; the sin is less sweat than we fancied, an.' it costs more than we bargained for. Consolation heals without contact ; some what like the ble.;,ed air which we need but to breathe. Fon Pope's exquisite good sense take the following, which is a ma,terpiece:—"Noth ing hinders the mist:tot agreement of poe pie who live together, but mere vanity—a secret insisting upon what they think their dignity or merit, and inward expectation of such an over-measure of deference and re gard as answer to their own extravagant false scale, and which nobody can pay, be cause none but themselves can tell readily to what pitch it amounts to." Thousands of homes would be happy to-morrow if this passage were written in letters of gold over the mantle-piece, and offenders could have the courage to apply it to themselves. A. GOOD story is told us of a diminutive mercantile gent of a neighboring city, who it is said, recently proposed to a young and buxom damsel, with 'the following result: "Oh. no," said she, •'I can't think of it for a moment. The fact is,-,you've a little too big to put in a cradle and a little too small to be put in bed." The backhair of the stricken youth has since run to seed. ium is a trick. being exten-dvely prac ticed by homely and wealthy girls, who want to marry. They get themselves up to look like dyspeptics in the last stages, when some nice young man marries them and is surprised and astounded to see how much good marrying does them, in restoring health. Parties in New York will make a spit:qui id counterfeit dyspeptic or consump tive out 01 a healthy girl, in three days, for fifty dollars. xEono was caught in a gentleman's gardou in Roanoke, N. C., the other night, in close proximity to a lot of lino cabbage. When interrogated as to what ho was doing "good for ! dis nigger can't go no whar to pray without being troubled!" The next day it was discovered that he had prayed some half dozed heads of cabbage off their stalks.