J. W. YOCUM, Editor. VOLUME XLI, NUMBER 26.1 THE COLUMBIA SPY, Trants OF SUBSCRIPTION ;WEEKLY, .00 per year, if paid in advance; six. months, SI If not paid until the expiration of the year, 52.50 will be charged. St XGIA COPIES No paper will be discontinued until all arrear ages are paid, unless at the option of the editor. Advertisements not under contract, must be marbled the length of-time desired, or they will be continued and charged for until ordered out. Special Notices '25 per cent. more. All Notices or Advertistnents in reading mat ter, muter ten lines, st.oo; over ten lines, 10 cts. per line, minion type. l'esrly Advertisers discontinuing their adver tisements before the expiration of the year, will be charged at fall rates as above, or according to contract. Transient rates will be charged for all matters not relntino :n2fr buttincss. All zublerttsing .ii oe consldei ed CASE, after first insertion. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. A J. ICAUFFM.A.I`.7, Collections made in Lancaster and adjoining Crain ti es. Pensions, - Bonnty, Back Pay, and all claims against government promptly prosecuted. Office—No.ls2, Locust street. W. YOCUM, • 101 COLUMBIA. PA OFFICE—Sry Building, Bank Street, near Locust. Collections made in Lancaster and adjoining counties. HENRY C. G. REBER, \o3'4 Washington street, near Sixth, Reading, Pa. Collections made in Berks and adjoining counties. nov27-tf T M. NORTH, Columbia, Pa. Collections promptly mule in Lancaster and York Counties. THOMAS J. DAVIS, - No, 14 North Dulce Street. Lancaster. Pa. Proles:, tonal Business carefully and prompt ly attended to. Coet:3o'6o-tt JOHN I\l. GRIDER, JUSTICE OF THE - PEACE, 6 1 CRIVENE11, Moon trine; Lancaster County, Pa. Otlice Hours front G to 8 o'clock, A. M., and 7 to s o'clock, P. H. N . l - CLA.RK; JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. OFIPICE—NO. 1.2 N. Third street. atHee .1 - fours—From 64,0,7 A. M. 12 to 1 P. ?.L, and from 6to 9 P.:.M. , ; ;" [sepl-69-tfw SA3lurra EVAN'S, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Office, on Second' Se., adjoining Odd Fellows' Columbia; Pa. A J: GULICK, SURGEON DENTIST, Extracts Tektisvhhout Patn. Nitrous Oxide or Laughing; Gas administered. OFFICE 248 LOCUST STREET. sept44M-tfw P C. UNSELD, 11...5 • TEACHER. OF MUSIC PIANO, ORGAN, MELODEON. CULTIVATION of the VOICE and SINGING. Special attention given Beginners and young pupils. sept4-69-Iyr: 2U LOCUST STREET T Z. 110FVER, DENTIST. Nitrous Oxide Gas administered in'the extrac tion of Teeth. _ _ Office— Front Street, next door tort. Williams' Drng Store between Locust and Walnut Streets, Columbia. - I'. HINE" LE, PUYSICIA.ITfi SURGEON; otters 1113 professionatservices to the citizens of Columbia and vicinity. He may be found at the °Mee connected 'with his residence, on Second sweet, between Cherry and Union, every day, irom 7t09 A. M., and from ii to BP. M. Persons wisaing his services in special cases, between these hours, will leave word by note at his Mace, or throuesh the post °dice. D ENTAL SURGERY .1. S. SCI IT H . DENTIST, Graduate ~f Pennsylvania College of Den till Surgery. Office in Wagner's Building, over Haideznan's dry goods store. En trance, 270 Lueust Street, Columbia, Penn'a. _ . Dr. J. S Smith thanks his friends and the pub lic in general for their liberal patronage In the mist, and assuring them that they can rely upon having every attention given to them in the (attire. In every branch of his profession he has Many:, given entire satistaction. Ito calls attention to the ummrpasssed style and finish of artillelal teeth inserted by him. Ile treats dkemes COIIIIIIOII to the mouth and teeth of children arid adults. Teeth tilled with the great est care and in the most approved manner. A C!I illg telgti treated and tilled to last for years. Vie Mist of den trltices and mouth washes con stantly on hand. S. 11.—All work warranted. se;il-el•lyw .1. S. S. D Ex-f, EST A.TE, AGENCY 1 - S SD. D. S. The undersigned have opened an antic for the purchase and sale of real estate. collection of rents,mat the renting of property. Business entrusted to their care will meet with prompt and e:u•eful attention. F. X. ZIEG LEH.. 0et.31-'lls-tft • A. J. KAUFFMAN% TO BUILDERS AND OTHERS to Milne., paving and other brick always on in, wt. They are hand made and superior to an brick in tins part of the country. They are of fered:it the very lowest price. sep.l-09-tfw) :MICHAEL LIPHART. _ _H OTELS. XT EST ERN HOTEL, 1, 1.5 CORTI...Us:DT STREET, NEW YORK. THOS. D. WINC.I.II...'STER, PROPRIETOR. This /Intel Is central and convenient for Penn v,ylvaniares.. ABLE AIISTILER, of Reatllllgh Is an I.3.sistant at tills lintel, and will be glad to see In friends at all times. sent-1-045w " CONTINENTAL." _ _ TI T US ROTEL IS PLEASANTLY LOCATED, hetween the Stations of the Reading and Colum aud Pennsylvania Railroads, WRONT STREET, COLUMBIA, PA. .dte accommodations for Strangers and Tray. olers. The Bar N stocked with CI:WIC - F. LIQUORS, 111 d the Tables itirnished with the hest fare. UILIAIX FINDLEY, Proprietor. se p4-69-trwl FRANKLIN HOUSE, LOCUST ST., COLUMBIA, PA, This is a tirst-ela.s.shotel, and Is in every respect s.dapted to meet the wishes and destroy of the traveling public. .MARTIN ERWIN, Proprietor, T,IP.L•'VCI3s HOTEL, On the European Plan, opposite City Hall Park New York. li. PItENC.II, Sept. ii. pkiS, Proprietor. MISELLER'S IJOTEL West Niarket Square, Refuting EVAN Ausin,En, ,Proprietor. sep t-1-6g-tfw] 211ABBLE WORKS. CIOLLI MBE& I‘IARI3I4E \VORKS. J The Subscribers : would respectfully Inform the citizens • or - Ccl n mbla,• and • surrounding country, that they have opened A NEW MA ItBL Hi YARD, IN . cor,um BEA, On sth Street, between Locust and Walnut Sts., and ask the patrouage of the public. They have had great experience on flue work, both in Philadelphia and New York. They will turubdi in the highest style of the art, handsome GRAVE STONES, MONUNLENTS, STATUARY, ORNAMENTS, Sc. also MAREL,MMANTLES, BUILDIIiG WORK.. ..tc. Orders promptly attended and executed at cheaper rates than elsewhere.. Call and see ut. Designs of new styles of Fine work,such znontonental ,tine arts, &c., will be furnished parties upon application to the proprietors. • . HEFTING & MEHL. septi-69-tfw UPHOLSTERING! The undersigned has taken rooms adjoining the residence of James Barber, in Walnutstreet,, where he is at all times prepared to do ail kinds of work in his line, such as Hanging Curtains, cutting, making and laying Carpets, repairing Sofas and Chairs, making Spring, Corn-husk Hair Mattresses, Cushions, ge., &c. s op 4-tSO-tfwj SAMUEL CARTER. ...,- .....• , , -9.' • . . ' _ . - ;,.... - . ..... . .- •., , .. . ~ . , . ..-- 4 , ... s .. ... .f.: - . - . , i•:: ~,..y4 '' .• - • :!.f;;;--;;;$•..., ''';'' " . 4' ..:fi 1 . - :•: ' .' ''''. . . . . . ''....‘•• ' ' •' 1 • i.i-.. ' ; ' ,... ' i; ••••••?: Z. 'j'-',' :', '4f . , , • -4'-•:• • '''''' '...-:.• "••••- , '_, J . . .• , . ::',.• •' ' :::: : :1 ' ; 1 ::. 'r ' -- : ;'' .: .: . . - `-.-.....‘/- 1,, , .---„,.., < ....: „ .... : ..... ... .._,....". ~...„ ..,..: :. ...... ...., ~_ • - 1;;,„,.....„,.., ..:,..• ~., BITC.H - E.WS COL U 31217.- T 0. BUCHER, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Fxvz CENTS FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC Wines and Liquors las removed his Store to his Building, adjoining liablemau's Store, Locust St., Columbia, Pa., where he has fitted up rooms and greatly increased. his facilities for doing a more extensive business MISHLER'S CELEBRATED HEARD BITTERS ! PURE AND UNADULTERATED, These Bitters are celebrated for the great cures they have performed In every ease, when tried Dr. Ifishler offers five hundred dollars to the pro prietor of any Medicine that can show a greater number of genuine certificates of cures effected by it, near the•place where It is made, than MISEILER'S HERB BITTERS MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS Is for sale. in Columblaby J. C. BUCHER, At his Store, Locust Street, Columbia WINES AND LIQUORS! Embracing tlie following; Catawba, Port, Lisbon, Cherry, Currant and Muscat WINES COGNAC, 01? DIFFERENT BRANDS Also, OLD RYE WHISKEY anti BRANDIES of all kinds: - Blackberry „Tamales. Spirits, Catawba, Cherry, OE XX Old Rye X 011 Rye, Pure Old Rye, \Lenongalleln, Itecti nod Whisky, London Brown Stout Scotch Ale, &c., &c., &e, MALT AND CIDER VINEGAR He is also Agent for the Celebrated MISHLER'S HERB BITTERS POCKET FLASKS. DEMIJOHNS, TOBACCO ,BOXES, nd FANCY ARTICLES, in great variety, MISIILER'S BITTERS! PURE A: UNADULTERATED; BEST STOUT PORTER! From E. ez. G. HIBBERT, LONDON- PURE MALT VINEGAR Cannot be pureluised at any other establish- Tama In town, and is warranted to keep [natal and vegetables perfect. The 13e46 Brands of imported SCOTCH AND LONDON ALE TO SMOKERS AND CHEWERS- BIJ will still keep on band the SMOKING AND CHEWING TOBACCO. - SNUFF, HAVANA, YARA., and COMISON SEGARS. Also, SNUFF & TOBACCO BOXES, PIPES—a thousand end one varieties. Call at Locust Street, adjoining Ealdetnan's Stare. the greatest establiabment of the Kind Oda aide of Pkiladelphla. 241shleOnly Bi Agency for Lee's LOndon Porter,Fod r"s tters. Maderil Malaga, Champagne, Claret, Rhino, Blackborry, Bide: berry, MIWIZIet, Ginger. Gln, Supettor Olu Rye, Pure Old Rye, XXX Old Rye, AGENCY FOR FOR SALE At J. C. BUCHER'S, For Sale by I. C. BUCHER. For by T. C. BUCKER, Locust Street, above Front- Agent for the GE122121 J. C. BIICELER 8.. I=t=l J. C. BUCHER'S, COLUMBIA, SATURDAY MORNING, FIEBRIT.A_RY 5, 18'70. XISCEL.LANE O US. -IC MAY & ERWIN, B E 105 LoCust St., Columbia, Pa. DEALERS IN Agents SCHOOL, Sheet .tor all Y Miscellaneous and 0 Music New York, akBLANK Ur of all kinds, .Philadelphia, 1 17.800K.5. Dime and and Lancaster S half Dime copies. Dailies and Week- Initial Ca sk e ts, lies. New publi.- ALL ir low, from 10 cations receiv- I KINDS cents, 15 cents ed. as soon "OF STA.TIONERY." and up as Issued. %IF SCHOOL DIREC- %If ward s. RPTOES AND TEACHERS SUP- P LIED AT WHOLESAL E ERATES. DON'T FORGET TELE PLACE, 105 LOCUST ST., COLUMBIA, Pa. n0v20.'119-1y 1869. . NO. 25. 1870. CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR GIFTS. 25001121 g more suitable than a nice HAT OR CAP FROM Smith & Amer's NEW STORE, No. 25 East King Street, Lancaster, Pennn. F. S.IC/TIL CHARLES Jr. AXES. F. F. LANDIS, EZRA F. LANDIS, .TACOD S. LANDIS KEYSTONE MACHINE WORKS, EAST JAMES STREET, LANCASTER. PA. Manufacturers of Stationery and Portable En gines, of the most approved style and plan. Mill Gearing, Shafting, Pulleys, Hangers and Couplings, of an improved pattern. Farmers Portable Grist Mill. OUR NEW AND IMPROVED GRAIN THRESHER AND SEPARATOR. With the Best Tripled Geared Horse Power. Iron and Brass works made to order. Furnish Models for Patters at reasonable rates. Having good and experienced hands,andbeing, practical mechanics themselves, feel safe in guarantee ing all their work to give satisfaction. For par ticulars, address LANDIS Sz CO.. n0v20.'60-tfl Lancaster, Pa. THE HINKLY FAMILY KNITTING MACHINE ! THE WONDER OF THE AGE! KNITS EVERYTHING! Combines Rapidity, Simplicity, Durability and Cheapness—Knitting with a, Single Eye-Pointed Needle. .fir Received the Highest Premium at the Paris Exposition, and Great American Insti tute, New York, 1;47. For further information cation. E. MUSSER, Agent for Lancaster county, Orange St. between N. Queen and Prince. • NO. 'l3 SITREINER'S IS THE PLACE Where you can buy a first rate AN, ENGLISH OR. SWISS WATCH, BEAUTIFUL SETS OF JEWELRY, HAND SOME BREAST PINS, EAR RINGS, SLEEVE BUTTONS, and almost everything in the Jewelry line AT THE LOWEST PRICE Or - you can. purchase i?..1 NE SILVER AND SILVER PLATED SPOONS, FO ' ' S, K.NI*.E...B7oASTORSitiOBLETSI ICE S•ITCHERS. BUTTER DISITES mac. &v. - Then IT you are In WANT OF TIME you cau buy auy kind of AMERICAN CLOCK, warrauted of the best quality, at a low figure CALL AND SEE FOR YOURSELF CIIAS. P. SIIREINEIt'S Sept-twttl No. 13 Front St., Columbia, Pa THOMAS WHITE, PLA.TE, ASD SHEET-IRON WORKER HOLLOW-WARE ALWAYS ON HAND 1300FING AND SPOUTING DON It: The cheapest place in town JIOUSIiI FURNISHING GOODS HYDRANTS REPAIRED EVERYBODY GOES TO NO. 407 LOCUST STREET. F,reptil-Gyrr. R OMER, COLLADAY & cO.'S 1412 AND 1414 CHESTNUT ST., PHILADELPIITI GREAT BARGAINS DRESS COODS. Taking advantage of the great depression In business. 11. C. & Co. have u ode Immense Purchases of Dress Goods In this market for cash at Enormous Reduction Below the cost of Importation, which they are opening. and will offer at a very slight advance. They desire t 9 di ect special attention to this stock:, together with their own large importa tion, which have been reduced to correspond- 'ugly low rates,antl will be found the lAROEST ASE CHAFIST STOCK EVER OFF E RED. INC LUDING 10 orniee 13lue and G-reen. Stripee. Cheese Poplins and I%loliatre. In great variety or style.; for suits, tit :73 c worth 75e. to $l.OO. Very heavy 'Worsted In Li/ te•h Towage dark shades for suits, 50c. Fazte .A.ll-Wool rnpreski Clotl4, in all colors, Including the very desirable shades in Navy Blue, for suite, Splendid quality t3illr Seratni, in all colors, vic. Rich 33roclie Poplins, Silk and Wool, very handsome goods, 75c. French "Roll PoplinK,all Silk and Wool, EZI 3Extra, heavy "Wool Poplin Cords, for Walking Dresses, 61.25. TEAM PRINTING.—CaIf at the Steam Printing House of the COLUMBIy t .Y, rear of Columbia National Bank, and ex amine apecimena of Letter Ileads,Notes,Carda &e "NO ENTERTAINMENT SO CHEAP AS READING, NOR ANY PLEASURE SO LASTING." 3.IISCELLANBOUS. _ - - OPEN ! OPENING ! OPENED! THIS DAY, THIS WEEK., AND UNTIL. FURTHER °IMF:RS, B REN EM _A_. N'S 128 Locust Street, THE LARGEST STOCK OF HATS AND CAPS, For Men, 'Youth and Children, ever before offer ed to the people of Columbia, comprising as it does, STYLE and QUALITY in soft and stiff brim, such as the Warwick, Ida Lewis, Sinbad, Prince Arthur, American Girl, Kate; Peerless, Lady Thorn, Rowing, Star, Cuban, Waverly, Gilmore, Nob Roy, and the Fall style of Silk Hats, Just out, together with a full stock of FURNISHING GOODS, Consisting of White and Colored Shirts,Flannel Shirts and Drswers,English, German and Do mestic hosiery, Gloves, Flandkerehiels, Sus penders, Ties, Linen and Paper Cuffs and Col lars, &c. Also. UMBRELLAS AND CANES Parties who favor us with their patronage are assured that it will be our constant aim to uteri t I heir confidence and support. Call and examine our well selected stock at at low prices. BRENEMAN'S No. 12.8 Locust, Street, Columbia, Pa call:GO-1y Dnucs. CHE3IICA T A. :MEYERS Druggist and Apothecary, ODD FELLOWS' HALL, Invites v.ttentiou 1.4 a few specialties now In stock: PRIME NEW CANA Ex SEED OLD PALM SOAP IN PAILS PRATT'S RED BUG KILLER, (sure thing and harmless to persons,) ROTHE'S NEW AND IMPROVED RAT KIL LER, (the best thing we have yet sold,) NO. 13 SPLEICDID LOT OF CHAMOIS SKINS, BATH TOWELS, SPONGES AND GLOVES, CORKWOOD FOR SHOEMAKERS, COARSE AND FINE PEIVEIL,groond i❑ the PURE SPICES AND CREAM TARTAR Together with our usual large stock of DRUGS MEntctsEs and DRUGGISTS St7sonrgs which arc entirely CASH purchases. PHYSICIAN'S scnirrrolsandFAMlLYlLE cirusmrus prepared by night or day with accuracy. Itemember the • FAMILY MEDICINE. STORE, •.• sept.i . ,o94fwt, • dd Fellows'llall. T B. KEVINSKI,. e-P • PEAL77II . 7N PIANOS, ORGANS, MELODEONS, AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS GENERALLY. A large assortment of Violins, Flutes. Guitars, Banjos, Tamborines, Aceordeons, Flies, Har monicas, ond m w.ical merchandise always on hand. SHEET MUSIC. A large stock on hand, and constantly receiving all the latest publlcAtlons as soon as issued, Music and Musical ]looks will be sent , by mail free of postage, when the tuarhet price is remit ted. DACA C 0 31 ASIA, Or the Art of transferring Pictures. Can be transferred on any object. I would call special attention of the Coach makers to my stock of Dacalcomanta. STEINWAY S. SON'S PIANOS, runce.r. NEEDITAU & SON'S CELEFIRA I'1•.t~ ORGANS AND MELODEONS. Sole Agent for Stoll's . Unrivaled PIANO FORTE AND FURNITURE POLISH. Call and examine my stock at NO. 3 NORTH STREET, LA:cCASTEIL PA COOPE It CONARD, S. E, cor. 9th L Market Sta., pmr,ADELN.H.A.. It acing rebuilt their store, will open about October Ist, with an elegant stock, to which they Incite an examination. Upwards of seventeen years of aet,ve busi ness at their present lovation, enables them to Judge of the wants of their patrons, to buy at the lowest prices and to sell at t he smallest mar gin of profit. Fall lines of BLACK SILKS, DRESS STUFFS. S VELVETS, CLOAKS, HI :kW LS, IIOSIERY, TIES, I IANDKERCIII EFS. COLLARS, CLIFFS. GOODS. BLANKETS, QUIL USLINS, LINENS, CASSIMERES, CLOAKINGS, VELVETEENS. &c., &e. COOPER S. COWARD, S. E. ear. Ninth & Market Sts., Philudeiphim WOODWARD'S WHOLESALE AND RETAr. MUSIC STORE, N 0.22 WEST KING STREET. Planes, Organs, :Melodeons, Piano and IM clo demi Stools and Covers, Violins, Gu I tars, Ban jos, Tam horines, Aeeordeons, Co acernn Is. Drums, Fifes, Flutes. Flageolets, Harmouleos, Clappers. Triangles, String' of all kinds, Bow }lair, Tuning Pocks, Pitch Pipes, Violin Bows, Cello Bo vs. Violin and Guitar Boxes, Music I'orttoilos, Instruction Books of all kinds, Sheet :Music. Music Books. and every descrip tion of Musleal 21erehandise. All or, lees filled promptly at the usual Retail and Wholesale Prices, and satisfaction guaranteed. .I:C6' . l7lllliElg and repairing promptly attended to. A. W. WOODWARD, dee:1.1104(1 No. 22 West Kin!: St.. La leas ter. MILS. G. N. BOOTH, No. I.M LOCUST ST., COLUM BIA, PA DEALIIIC IN SEGARS, TOBACCO, SNUFFS, PIPES, &c., Anil all articles usually kept in a first-class To bacco and Segar Store The public:eau rely on getting at our store as good goods for the money as can be obtained at any hinillar chttlidlhhment In the State. I do not think It necessary to publish my pr ces, al. the Goods will tell for themselves. Dies. G. M. BOOTH, Locust Street, Columbia, 111., septll-GO-IyVil Sign of the Punch. OLD BARNES The Cheap Boot Maker, 119 FRONT STREET, Where he will manufacture to order rtll kinthi of .lieu's Boots BETTER and cnE.A.T. , ER than any other establishment• in the County. FINE CALF BOOTS, pegged,SB.so; , sewed, $ 7 . 00 HEAVY HIP BOOTS, " 0.00; ' 7.00 FRE.I4:CH CALF BOOTS, 8.00; double-soled 8.50 octlG-3m AG-Repairing Neatly and Promptly Executed. All work warranted as good as the best. Call and see the "Old Covey" at No. 14 FRONT STREET, COLUMBIA, PA. GENTS' Store, I= MEE Wortry. FLORAL FANCIES. Welcome gleams of green—of amber! Children! playmates! out and see, Floating from her ice-bound. chamber, Spring, the ilower-crown'ed spring, set free See her blue eyes, glad to weeping, O'er the wan world oped anew O'er the meads fresh waters leaping, Silvery-stepp'd, and tuneful, too! Singing, ringing, wilde , ,t measure, Wild as if gone mad with pleasure. Now tho warm rays' noonday sun Wakes the sleepy flowers below— Some like gentle ghosts, all whiteness— Some like maiden cheeks that glow— Jonquils pale—hoWpale ! but sweeter, Richer than the rose of June; Daffodils whose day is fleeter, Born like smiles and lost as soon. Pansies clad in wondrous glory, Bare as kings in Eastern story. Yonder, where the sparkling showers 1111ko music heard in sleep, There Inr.ro burst the crocus Bowers, Laughing out while cloudlets weep, Time of beauty—time of blessing— ''Sunny childhood of tile year: Earth,so lorn ere thy caressing, Blooms like one whom angels cheer: Kiss her, clasp her, tend her kindly, She has sorrow'd long and blindly. Sorrow'd childless, bloomless, blighted, Like a mother gone Ah that young smile rapture-lighted. Nestling there new life bath wrought; Lilies weave her brow's soft splendor, Crown'd with gems—the Jewel dews, Violets dark her mild eyes render, Almond pink her cheeks suffuse !: lass her, clasp her—soundest slumbers Soon must melt at such warm numbers O'er her shoulders thickly streaming May's laburnum knots of gold; Ringlets rich In radiance gleaming, As were Absalom's of old ! Now she wakes—she pants—she rises— Standing 'midst the milk-white boughs, Bride-like! full of sweet surprises, Bride-like! blushing :whi c e vows. Now she walks the world In beauty— Now sweet Love becomesa duty. A ulciumows OPINION 0 P 1710DERN GIRLS. Ever ranging, constantly changing, Sometimes teasing, sometimes pleasing, Sometimes hoaxing, sometimes coaxing, No expressing how much dressing, Little knowing, little sewing, Little walking, greatly talking, Mischief making, promise breaking, Novel reading, dainty feeding, Idle dreaming, sudden screaming. Lap-dog dealing. Byron quoting, Piano playing, gems displaying, Body bracing, ti,gntly Over sleeping, often weeping, Dandy loving, white kid-gloving, Thin shoe wearing health despairing, Daily fretting, sickness getting, Ever sighing, almost dying— What blessed wives to cheer men's lives ! a3eztaing. "IF WE ONLY lIA.O PIANO." By 31118. HELEN C. K.NIGILT "This is d pleasaut," exclained the young husband, taking his ...seat 4osily in the rocking chair, as the t4-things were in-1-ho rata reve ing s.-prettiirand ci:iuttlji):ftirnighed sitting-room, with all the appliances of comfort. The fatiguing business of the day was over, sod he sat enjoying, what he had all day bean anticipating, the de lights of his own fireside• His pretty wife Esther, took her work and sat down by the table. "It is I:leas:int to have a home of one's own," he said, again taking a satisfactory survey v,f his saus. little quarters. The cold rain beat against the windows, and lie thought he felt really grateful for all his present enjoyments. "Now if we only had a piano l" said the wife. "Give me the music of your sweet voice before all the pianos in creation," he de clared complimentarily d??pite a certain secret disappointment that his • wife's thankfulne4s did not happily chime with his Min. "Well, but we want one fur our friends, said Esther." -Let our friends come end see us and nut to hea. a piano ?" exclaimed' the hus band. ••But, George, everybody has a piano, oow•a.duys--ale don't go anywhere with out seeing a piano," pershited the irife. "And yet I don't know what we want one for ; you will have no time to piay one and L don't like to hear it." "'Why they are so thshionable—l think our room looks really naked without. one." "I think it looks just right." I think it looks very naked—lye want a piano shockingly," protested Esther em phatically. The husband rocked violently. "Your lamp smokes, my dear," he said alter a long pause, "When are you going to get a solar lamp? I have told you a dozen times how much we need one," said Esther, pettishly. "Those will do." "But you know everybody, now-a-days, wants solar lamps r "Those lamps are the prettiest of the kind I ever saw—they were bought at Boston." "But. George. I do not think our room is complete without a solar lump." said the wife sharply ; "they are so fashionable ; why, the D—s, have them. lam sure we ou:ht to." "We ought to, if we take pattern by other people's expenses, and I don't sec any reason for that." The husband ruby. ed uneasily in his chair. "We want to live within our means, Esther," exclaimed G eorge. "I am sure I should think we could af ford it as well as the I.3—s and L—s, and many others we might mention—wo do not wish to appear mean." George's cheeks crimsoned. "Mean ! I am not mean !" be cried an grily. "Then you do not wish to appear so," said the wife. "To complete this room, and make it look like others, we want a piano and a solar lamp." " We want—we want r." muttered the husband; " there is no satisfying a wo man's wants, do what you may I" and he abruptly left the room. Hoiv many husbands are in a similar dilemma! how many homes and husbands are rendered uncomfortable by the con stant dissatisfaction of the wife With pros enteomforts and present provisions. How many bright prospects for business have ended in bankruptcy and ruin, in order to satisfy this secret hankering after fash ion Ale necessaries. If the real cause of many a failure could be made known, it would be found to result from useless ex penditure at home—expenses to answer demands at home—expenses to answer the demands of fashion, and " what will peo ple say of us ?" " My wife has made my fortune," said a gentleman of great possessions," by her thrift, prudence and cheerfulness when I was just beginning." "And mine has lost my. fortune," an swered his companion bitterly, "by use less extravagance, and repining when I was doing well." What a world does this open of the influence which a wife posses ses over the future prosperity of her fam ily ! Let the wife know her influence, and try to use it wisely and well. Be satisfied to commence small. It is too common for young house-keepers to begin where their mothers ended. Buy all that is necessary to work skillfully with, adorn your house , ' with all that will render it comfortable. Do not look at richer homes and covet their costly furni ture. If secret dissatisfaction is ready to spring up, go a step further and visit the homes of the poor Ad suffering; be hold dark,eheerless apartments,insufficient clothing, an absence of the comforts and refinements of social life; then return to your own with a joyful spirit. You will then be prepared to meet your husband with a grateful heart, and be ready to a p• preeiate that toil and self-denial which he has endured in his business world to sur round you with all the delights of home; then you will be ready to co-operate cheer fully with him in so arranging your ex penses, that his mind will not be constant• ly harassed with fears lest family expen ditures may encroach upon public pay ments Be indcpeudt-nt: a young house-keeper never needs greater moral courage than she does to resist the arroiranee of fash ion. Do not let the A — s, and B s decide what you must have, neither let them hold the strings of your purse. You know best what you can and ought to afford; then decide with strict integrity according to your means. Let not tthecensure or the approval - of the world - ever teMpt you tp . , buy what, you afters little what, they„think, provide ' oti are true to yourself and family. • - Thus pursuing an ind,:inntltllnt,straight forward, consistent course of action there will spring up peace and joy all around you. Satisfied and happy yourself, you will make your husband so, and your chit dren will feel the warm and sunny influ ence. Happy at home, your husband can go out into the world with a clear head and self-relying spirit; domestic bickering will not sour his heart, and he will return to you again with a confiding and unceas ing love. Depend upon it, beauty, grace, wit, accomplishments, have far less to do with family comfort, than prudence, econ omy- and good sense. A husband may get tired of admiring,but never with the com fortable consciousness that his receipts ex ceed his demands. THE good people of Williamsport, Pa , have been thrown into a state of high ex citement b - y fhe Nireird performances of a ghost, that has for some time been making regular visits, on Tuesday nights, to a gentleman residing in " a plain brick structure," on Third street; in that thriv ing young " City." The existence of the strange nocturnal -visitor is vouched for by a correspondent of the Balletia who in company with a friend, repaired to (he ORSC on the evening of the ISt h 13,t and after securely locking and bolting the doors, and extingui4ting the ga , .. patient iy awaited its appearance. At'• the witch ing hour" a low tread was heard in the hall—the steps approached the door—the lock gently turned without the aid of a key—the door opened, and a luminous light burst, with the effulgence of the noonday sun, upon the valiant watchers , —There. clothed in a curious mantle, stood the outline of what appeared to be a man. llis countenance seemed serene, his eyes were apparently half closed, and gently raising his right hand, pointed at each one in turn ; then a ghastly smile seemed to illumine his countenance when he turned upon his heel, glided out of the room, the door closed, the bolt of the lock distinctly clicked, and the sound of his receding footsteps gradually died away and all waQ still I The correspou dent proposes to " watch for the curious stranger agmin, and if anything remarks-I blc occurs, will communicate it." But why not try to rapture his ghostship ? By caging and exhibiting him, a realsen sation could be gotten up, and a fortune secured by the enterprising gho>t•catch- EOM AN exchange that came to hand this morning says: "We have just been shown some manuscript written by Bless, of the Cincinnati Enquirer, It looks as though a spider had got drunk and dipped his feet in ink, and was drag ging out a miserable existence crawling over a sheet of paper in search of his friends who had deserted him. Tug noblest thing out—a door knob, t is always out.—Ex. THEY are importing hair-cloth skirts to take the place of hoops. $2,00 Per Year, in Advance; $2,50 if not Paid in Advance, -• I Will if You Will." Two young ladies in their visits innon, ; the absentees of their Sunday school class bad to call at a shoemaker's. It was on Monday afternoon, and a sad scene pre sented itself. The poor wife and child ren stood almost-heart-broken. • The mail had just returned from the public-house, where he had been drinking with his companions ever since Saturday night. his money was now all gone, hi:, head aching, and conscience tormenting him. The young ladies kindly remonstrated with him, And at last he said he knew he was doing wrong. One of the ladies then advised bin: to sign the temperance pledge. Ho replied, "1 will if you will." Now, neither of the Sunday school teachers expected to have this said to . then:. They were in the habit of taking a little wine occasionally. They,however, reflected that if this poor drunkard should be rescued, by God's blessing, through their example, it would more than repay `them for the loss of wine. One of them said, " I will sign, Mr. -, fur your sake." " And I will too," said the other. A pledge paper waa procured, and the names were duly entered. Ten years alter the writer had occasion 'o pass a Sunday in the place. I felt anxious to ascertain if the shoemaker continued firm to the pledge, and wended my way to the door of the once miserable dwelling. What a change The room was well furnished, and everything bore the marks of comfort. The father had been with three of his children to the house olGod. His children also, nut only regularly attended the Sunday school, but also a week-day chool. for which the father was well able to pay. Before left I read an appropriate psalm of thanks givin;!. to God for his mercies. and we knelt around the family altar. When we parted teats of gratitude prevented many words being spoken; bnt I felt thankful that a whole tinnily, who were once ap parently on the way to ruin, were now with their faces Zionward. Do You Subscribe ? There is an anecdote, of which cue of our journalists, now at the summit of his profession, is the hero. When he con ducted a newspaper in the West, he intro duced the novelty of reporting cases be fore the police magistrate. One of these in which a brawny butcher, of Teutonic race, was brought up for administering pers,..wal correction to his wife, had some peculiar feature which the reporter dre4s ed up in an amusing manner. He was sitting at his desk, when the defendant. who, if not refined, had been clued by the ju4tioc; rpttlered.,4lo,ji r tW r t. "With a huge bludgeon:' voice, and in broken English, he inquired by what right he and his wife had been put into the newspapers; and his man ner was so threatening that the editor, a slight youngster, without • veil a cane to use in defence, saw how very hopeless his case was. Keeping his eye on the burly giant, and drawing himself up in his chair with an air of great dignity, he asised : —Do you subscribe fo: illy paper ?" The enemy stared, and answered that he did not. "Then," said the editor, triumph antly, " I donut see what right you have to find fault with anything that I print in it. When you pay two dollars, which is• a year's subscription, in advance, you will have a right to complain " This was not a very logical deduction, but it. hit. The man, in a very abated tone and moderated manner, muttered, "I will go and talk with mine wife about this," and quitted the Lace, never to reappear in it. The editor's presenec of mind had saved him from an assault.—Proof Sheet The Rest Ile Could Vo. I.s a genenil rule, newspapers like in vidual:+, reluctantly adknowletlge that they have been x rung. They are tena cious in the belief' that, in the cont=titu- tional aphori:qu, The King eau do no wrong." there is a, error of the press, and that for " King " we should read Vntsre is an anecdote of an itiir in one of the tio , st itnrirtarit provin cial torns iu Eii;4l,lrid. Tic was seated at his de,k, reading- the letters received by that utorn'ugs p, , st, when all uu:.nuoune• e.ll visitor ',resettled himself. " I believe , sir, that you conduct the Journa/P" The reply was a nod of assent. "I am 3lr. Moore, banker in (naming a neighboring town), and you have had the audacity to state, in your last issue, that I had committed suicide in a Ut ut• tempo rary insanity." The editor was puzzled, but undismayed : "We bud the para graph from our local t eporter in your town, and have always found 'him reliable and accurate." The banker became more an gry, " Well, sir, you see that lam alive. Of course, you will publish a contradic tiou and apology in your next Loather ?" " I am afraid. my dear sir, that this would violate our invariable rule—which is, never to admit that we have made a mis- statement. But us you appear greatly annoyed by the paragraph, 1 am willing to state, in to-morrow's paper, that the rope broke, and that you are fortunately alive. More than this cannot be done— our pr'nriple is neti•er to retract:— A CERTAIN doctor was apt to quarrel with his wife. Returning from a profes sional visit, he was overtaken by a terri ble storm. A return hearse came up, going homeward. Any port in a storm. The doctor crept in, with pall and plumes for his companions. The hearse stopped at the door; the lady looked out. "Who have you got there, coachman ?" " The doctor, madam." " Well, thank Illnven for grouting the resignation ! So the poor man has gone to his long home at last." " Thank you my love," said the doctor, getting out of the hearse, " for your kind regards for my safety." [WHOLE NUMBER, 2,0826. THE GOOSE. fly DEMAS DENVSEr•TISERRY The goose is a very useful animal. After a great deal of thought this essay has been commenced in this highly original manner in order to avoid the charge of following the beaten track of other writers. The early history of this useful fowl is buried in obscurity, and I have no boubt that many people now prominent before the public wish that their early history could be buried very much in the same_ place. This remark has no reference to Fisk, Jr., who, before ho began to stir up the bears in 'Wall street, used to do the same thing for the lions and tigers in a menagerie, in boy hood's sunny hours. The first appearance of the gooso as a his torical character, was 13. C. COO. (Those are the figures, as loopy thetn out of the book.) It was during the irruption of the Gauls in Italy, (and the Gauls were the most suc cessful irruptionists of the period.) They had the Romans in pretty tight papers, and all they wanted was possession of the cita- del to be masters of the situation. How often'h:we people in all ages of the world found themselves in a position whore the accomplishment of one more object would crown the efforts of a lifetime! That's where the Gaul's were. Bill the cit adel was impregnable, until the heathen one day saw a young Roman sport go'ng up an obscure path holding on to bushes. Believing that where one man can go,others can, they attempted at night to ascend the same way. But Sisyphus, when he had rolled the stone to the top of the . hill. had it sent back to the valley, and our Gothic friends were baffled in their schemes in a very /met !mincer. In the temple of Juno a stock of geese stood on one leg and slept. Suddenly an old gander, aroused by - the crash in the bushes, or the rolling of stone, quietly put down the leg lifted in re-' pose, and gave a cackle of - alarm. The rest I I of the geese followed suit, and the temple WAN tilled with more noise than could be heard at two female sewing circles consoli dated. The din aroused one of the Roman militia—enrolled for three days or during the scare—who hastened to investigate the caubc of the anserine commotion. Ire found a Gothic head just coining up over the top of the wall. Throwing himself into posi- tion according to the rules of the P. R. of the period, he let out his right duke, and took the first Goth between the oyes. This induced him to retire rapidly down hill. Ile struck number two in his passage, who conveyed the momentum to the men be hind itha, and like a pile of bricks, the Gothic climbers went down. The name of the youth was M. Manlius. That is the way I copied it from the book, but whether it is Moses or Mike I cannot say, as com mentators are silent on the subject. This incident gave rise to the expression, "cook ing a fellow's goose." In reflecting upon this subject I have often thought, when looking at reports of Legislative and Congressional debates, particularly the speeches during the im peachment trial, that Rome may have been saved by the cackling, of geese, but this country is in constant danger of being ruin ed by the same means! The term goose is often usediu contempt. Ibut certainly displays lack of information, It it Were not. for the goose of tho tailor .11 3 Fia-ni, az "...t."`",e'' l 4X.liel..lrilutitle 'pe t rel on Chestnut!And 'BrontlWay,'clitches the eye of Flora•McF/linsy, would be Pass, ed by innioticed,and would be horn to sport. and "waste his sweetness on the desert air." 'Tis said "the pen is mightier than sword," and where did the pen come from but from the wing of the goose ? If there had been no goose there would been any pen,and we would have had no writings of Shakspeare, Milton, Nasby, or Horace Greeley. We would have had no Don Juan or Memfried written by Byron, and then we would have been spared alt the ugly criticisms on his memory which recently Harriet B. Slowo-d upon a rending and disgusted public. The gooso should be respected, for it really brings healing on its wings to infants suf fering with croup and hoarseness. What mother does not remember the efficacy of Winslow and goose grease? And many of the greatest men of our country would have' been lost to posterity lied it not been for the oleagenous virtues of the goose. And as the paying coal carts remind us that the cold winter nights will seen be at our doors, the goose dawns on our vision as a benefactor of our race. Suppose for an instant that the goo,o, with that stupidity which is ascribed to the bird (and we think lie is ford& wrouked),lnstead of going into the ark had undertaken to swim around in the deluge, and had pulled under by some drowning a n tcdel n vim], what would suffer ing humanity have done for feather beds? Would we not to-night or next Christrims shudder as we listened to the wind, and exclaim— Of all Niel words of lunge° or pen, The maltleNt are: it alight bare been." Now, 1 know Ilalo Journal of IfealUt is opposed to goose feathers as bed covering. But if Mr. Hall, who no doubt sleeps in a warm room, were to hibernate out in the coantry in a weather-boarded house, where the windows rattle, he would not sneeze at feather beds. I'll bet he would return to the city "sound on the goose." He may say that "feather beds from their density and weight and the lack of porosity prevent the proper ventilation required by hygienic principles, and any tendency to perspiration may effect the throat and lungs, and thus shorten life." He may advocate woolen blankets. Now, my grand-father on-my mother's side died at seventy, and ho used feather beds in winter, and if I can lire until sixty •nine, I'llsborten my life by throwing elf the odd year and call it square rather than shover. ]fully is in partnership with some mattress-ntaker, or perhaps with a from that has bought in a lot of wool len blankets at Government sales, and he wAnts to bust the goose.feather market. 'any a man frozen to death might have been saved by a feather bed and if the youth who, according to my friend, Mr. Longfel low, went rushing far tip the heights, shout ing "Excelsior," going back on the maiden n•ho wanted him to stay and rest, if he had only had a feather bed mind a bottle of old rye with him, instead of a banner with a strange device, he might be living this day, the happy parent of a large family, instead of freeii ng to death, and being discovered next morning 0 "gone gosling." Certainly. —S'aminy Pejo(/ tic. In a Fix. Our friend W. issued a license for tho 'Marriage of John Murphy and Mary Mllll - both of the Emerald Isle, for which ho received front John the legal fee—cue dollar. But the intendant bride "rued." Six weeks and two days afterward John made his appearance in the clerk's office. "Mister W„ in February last I got a license from you to marry Mary Manning, an' deedn't marry her; an' now plazo Yer 7 hon or, wud yer be so good either it wud tit lionora Morriaritv ?" Jim informed him that this couldn't . 13e done, and that he must get a new license to "tit" Honore. "An' pay for it?" said John". — " - And "pay for it !" said Jim W. " Oh, indade Then I'm ruined intirely, intirely I" exclaimed John; " for I jist courtod honors to save the dollar I"