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Midwinter The I.peckled eI.Y to dim with snow, The light flakes faker and fall slow; Athwart the hill-top, rapt and pule, Silently drops a ri/very veil, The far ow mountain's misty form Is entering flow a tent of storm; And oil the valley is sit ut in By flickering carmine , gruy and thin But cheerily the chickadee Singeth to me on knee and tree; The snow Fails round hum, as he sings, White as the down °lunge's' wings. I watch the snow dikes, as they WI On bank and brier and broken wall; Over the orchard, waste and brown, All noiselessly they ECllle down, Tipping the apple-boughs and each Light quivering twig of plant and peach On turf and curb and bower roof The snow-storm spreads its ivory woof; /t paves with pearl the garden walk; And lovingly round latter stalk And shivering stein its magic weaves A mantle fair as lily leaves. The hooded hee-hive, small and low, Stands like a maiden io the snow; And the old door-slab is hall hid Under an alabaster lid. All eay it snows; the ahected post Gleams in the dimness like a ghost; All day the blasted oak has stood A muffled wizard of the wood; Garland and airy cap adorn The sumach and the way-side thorn, And clustering spangle,. lodge and shine In the dark tre.ises of the pine. The ragged bramble, dwarfed and old, Slaink4 like a beggar in the cold; In surplice while the cedar stands, And blesses him midi priestly hands. Still cheerily the chickadee Singeth to arc on fence and tree: But in my inmost car is heard The music of a holier bird; And heavenly thoughts as soft and white As snow-flukes. oil my soul alight, llothing with love toy lonely heart. Healing wi h peace each bruised part, Till all my being seems to be Transfigured by their purity. grhttinz. [From the New• York PoA.I _Life in the Army. I=l PICKETING AND ITS DCTIES "To shoot your enemy or to be shot by him is the only chance you have in picket ing," said a Sergeant one night to picket he was posting. "Here are you, here, and there are the Rebels, there. If you get a crack at them first, all right; but if they get a idiot at you first, then look out fur thun der!" The ambiguous declaration of con sequences aside, the remark of the Sergeant reveals the whole philosophy of picketing. To avoid being shot or surprised, and, per- Imps, to shoot or surprise his rebellious neighbor opposite, is the basis of all the picket's cunning stratagems, sly watching, crafty sneakings, and other manoeuvres.— His entire service is rendered under the stern law of meum vs. tuum, with his life as the stake. TOE LINE OF 017TrOSTS. The principles of picketing aro the sonic throughout our entire army, so that the prac. tice which obtains in Virginia and Missouri holds good in Tennessee and South Carolina. As in a forward movement into the enemy's country the commander throws out a body of skirmishers in advance of his main force, so in a permanent encampment does be throw out a line of pickets, posting them, singly or in groups, immediately in front of the foe to watch his movements, or at least so fur in advance of his own force as to se cure a suitable notification of any advance or other demonstration of the enemy. These posts are generally within sight or bearing of one another, and the line they form is so *Wended as to enclose and protect the whole body of troops to which they belong. All natural advantages, such as trees, rocks, narrow defiles, &e., are considered in the selection of picket stations, and impor tant openings and frequented footpaths near an encampment are habitually placed under surveillance. In active services in Virginia, or in almost any Settled district, our picket stations are farm-houses mills and barns, which the enemy has deserted at the ap proach of our troops. Around Alexandria, at Port Tobacco, beyond Chain Bridge, to wards Centreville, Fairfax, and other places where our forces have been so long resident as to boast of being natives, the picket has taken unto himself local appointments anti conveniences, and rendered his "peculiar institutions" quite domesticated; frequently occupying a comfortable house . and a good bed, and sometimes keeping a cow or pig.— For the picket, like everybody else, from the disciples of the haul pliileselaie down wards, is keenly alive to the divine "law of compensation," as witness the pertinacity with wbich he demands that a 'night of ex: posure should be followed by a bottle of whiskey! DM At times a single picket is placed at pOst; and relieved every two hours, like a sentry of the regular camp guard; but it is custom ary for three of four men to be put'on one station, with orders to relieve each other at their mutual pleasure, taking care only that ono of the three or four is always wide awake and rendering the reqnisiter service— the others sleeting, reading, playlog cards, or doing - anything else- thby •please, accord ing to the hour and the weather. Five days is the usual period for a detachment of pick ets to remain on duty, and three pickets is the average number to each post, so that while ono is on duty his two comrades may be at leisure, each thus having two hours of eervicee to four hours of rest. It is found that a line of solitary pickets is not so ser viceable as one of groups, probably because solitude is not the normal condition of the I biped under discussion. One picket no sooner finds himself alone, in "dense mid night," on a lonely post, than he absractedly swallows tobacco-juice in such quantities as to make himself sick, while another, under the same circumstances, incontinently bolts the rations of himself and comrades fur several days. Still others are so reckless as to eeek a sheltered and secret place and go to sleep. For these and similar reasons, it is customary to post pickets in twos, or in larger groups, according to the exigencies of the case. THE PRAII.k OF PICKETING OPENS We will suppose we are moving among the advanced posts of our army in Virginia a savoir with the outposts of Gen. McCall's division, for it matters little where we place ourselves as regards the duties or adventu res we shall witness. The time is evening—a cold, wintry night, when the sky is overcast with a leaden canopy of clouds, and when a thin crust of sleet and snow covers the face of the earth and whitens the forest. The hour is ten o'clock, when the silence of the sleeping armies seems in keeping with the desolation of nature, and when the picket can hardly distinguish the forms of his foes from the unreal beings of his apprehension. Here we are far away from the lights which make the city living nod pleasant in even its sleepiest moments—far tivray from the world of peace and all its comforts and bless ings, and suddenly ushered upon the stern labors and repulsive realities of the world of war! Here we are, a mile or two in ad vance of the tents of the advance brigade of General McCall's division, and all around us is silent and desolate—all silent save the wind, and even that is a voice of desolation —its sighing seeming at once a requiem for the past and a moan fur the red-winged hours which are coining. lAikttatie Month I y We are not alone in this sullen empire of night. Yonder, away by that old oak which rears its branches nakedly towards heaven, is a figure in human form which moves slowly to and fro. ' As we draw nearer we can see a comrade fifty rods to Ifis rear, with the aid of our reconnoitering night-glass, and another comrade the same distance in front, so that we need have no difficulty in com prehending that they belong to a line of pickets which stretches far away from the approaches of Leesburg to the shore of the Potomac below Alexandria—a line of out posts averaging from one to three miles in advance of those white tents which render still whiter the snow-clad plains of Virginia. The man we see first see is a picket on his post—a number two man, rear rank of the fourth group of the first section of the sec ond platoon of Company C, Eighth Regiment. (You may see from this statement what a military nomenclature the man will die in if he should be so unfortunate as to be shot!) We perceive that he wears huge boots, a hugo overcoat, huge comforters around his neck, and is, on the whole, so well provided with clothing that his mere personal would prove him no friend of the hatless and coat less prophets of the bogus Confederacy.— His gun is carried at "secure arms," out of respect for a mist in the air, but his eyes move rapidly from one point to another, so that it would be quite useless for a Rebel to I attempt to sneak upon him unawares. He is especially attentive to a thickly-wooded knoll half a mile to the southwest of his poet for it is there, lie can tell you, that one of his most respected comrades was shot, only three nights ago, by a prowling Secessionist, while carelessly strolling about, and lie him self is determined not to furnish another lesson of the kind to his fellows. The post, in this instance, is one of those little wash-houses, besides a spring, which are one of the peculiar institutions of the Slave States. It is situated almost at the foot of the old oak aforesaid, and is not far from ten feet square, and of a height suffi cient for the occupants to stand upright with out trouble. A dozen rods beyond it is a bole, surrounded by loose stones, which is readily recognized as the former cellar of a house which some earnest Rebel consigned to the flames before he turned his face fuaally towards Manassas. The wash-house itself is charred and blackened on the outside, showing that it was saved from the fate of the dwelling only by the humidity of the logs of which it is composed. The window VIE PICKETS POSTED TUE PICKET ON Drry MEETS "NO ENTERTAMMENTIS SO CHEAP AS READING, NOR ANY PLEASURE SO LASTING." COLUMBIA, PENNSYLVANIA, SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 22, 1862. in one end has been closed with pieces of logs, and a Sort of a door has been formed of the same materials. Inside, in rude bunks against the wall, are lying the three pickets of duty (this detachment being posted iri "groups," or just as they would be deployed as skirmishers). None of them are asleep, but are discussing the intensity of the cold, and the several subjects of research belong ing to the place and the hour. NO MIRES PERMITTED TEE PICKETS About the first of November General Mc- Clellan issued an order prohibiting the pick ets from having fires on their posts, for the avowed reason that the light pointed out the position of our pickets and forces fo the Rebels. Dire the condemnations this order received on the advance Posts, from the am ateur destroyers of Virginia woods and fences and it is to be suspected that it was more generally honored in the breach than in the observance. Unless the °facer in command of the picket detachment should remain up all night, and go around the posts every half hour and put out the fires himself, the pick ets can see no good reason why they should not have thorn. Soldiers are essentially in• dependent in their ideas. "You can't go out of camp without a pass," said a sentry to one in the writer's hearing. "But you see that I can though," was the pleasant re joinder, and the soldier passed on. A COLD PROSPECT As we stand on the post we have supposed ourselves, reader and writer, to be visiting, at midnight, on this cold winter night, it is to be confessed that the prospect of the pick et is not remarkably brilliant and attractive. If he had a fire at the cabin, or in any shel tered nook in the vicinity, he would hardly dare avail himself of its warmth, fur has he not been warned that the enemy's prowling cavalry are liable to visit him atany moment? Ile has nothing to do but to pace to and fro, and keep himself warm as he can by his own re3ources, and at the same time keep a good lookout in every direction. If the cold mist should chance to tura into a colder sleety rain, so much the worse fur him, but be must still keep his eyes and ears open, and per form his allotted share of the night's work. Were it not fur those stout gloves some kind friend had sent him in a Christmas box it is a question if his hands would not be so cold that be would be unable, in case of sud den attack, to hold his gun to the shoulder and pull the trigger. his feet, as stout as are his boots, fairly ache with the cold, a nd he is compelled to cut sundry capers in be half of his half-frozen members, which are more violent than elegant. TAE DIGNITY OF TLIE SENTINEL But, for all that, be on your guard against undervaluing the dignity of a picket or any other sentry whatever. For he not only has a legal power of life and death, but the cold instrument in his hands with which to put that power into practice. If General McClellan, or Abraham Lincoln himself, were to endeavor to pass that picket without the countersign, or if those distinguished gentlemen were to refuse to halt at that picket's command, then their blood would be upon their own head+ if he shot them on the spot. In his particular province the picket is as autocratic as the Cz tr himself. If ho chooses to pass a colored vender of biscuits, or a "friend" who presents him with a bottle of old "rye" in lieu of the countersign, who shall gainsay his wisdom? Or, if he chooses nut to let his own Colonel pass when he does not have tie magic word, as sometimes happens, and if peradventure, he shall keep that Colonel shivering at the point of the bayonet for an hour or two, under pretence of not knowing him, albeit he knoweth him as well as he knoweth his father, verily, in even this case, is the sen try not refuged within the limits of hie just and legal power? "GRAND ItotsD9." At the dead of night, in the "small hours," it is customary fur the officer:in charge of the pickets to make a tour of observation among them to see that everything is going on as it should. On these occasions, as in regular can•j duty, the escort of the officer lis a file of men and a Sergeant. No sooner does the party approach to within a few rods of the seminal than he challenges them:— "Who goes there?" bringing his piece to a port. The answer is "Grand Rounds!"— "Halt, Grand Rounds!" is the peremptory command of the picket, and the party halts, when he adds: "Alvance, Sergeant, and give the countersign." The Sergeant ad swims, and as soon as he is within five paces the picket brings his piece to the posi tion of charge bayonet, and the Sergeant whispers the word as he belts immediately in front of the weapon. The seat:; then says: "The countersign is correct—advance, Rounds!" and faces to the front, shouldering his piece, while the Rounds pass on. In the immediate presence of the enemy this ceremonious inspection is usually omitted. The countersign is sometimes the name of a State, running through from Maine to California, and sometimes the name of a battle, as "Palo Alto," or "Waterloo," or of a number, as twenty or forty-two. 13393E13 As the night wears on the i eport of a rifle suddenly disturbs the silence. As will readily be conceived, the firing of a piece at this hour on the lines is an event, and everybody is instantly on the alert to know what it means. It soon turns out that one of the pickets has accidentally shot himself, while going to relieve his file-leaders, and the poor fellow dies before half of hi i com rades comprehend the nature of tho alarm. "Accidentally shot " is a ierm often uttered and written in the army of the Potomac, and it really seems as if there can be no end to tlip carelessness of the soldiers in hand ling their weapons. There is scarcely a regiment in the service . but has lost from one to a half-dozen members in this most saddening manner. The, mangled remains are borne away to headquarters to awai t honored burial, yet it is not certain but that some of those most affected by the event will meet their fate in the same careless manner. TIM PICKET ITEM:QUARTERS The headquarters of ,the picketing de tachment is an old barn or 'other building, so situated as to 'be iq a central position from the several posts: It is here that the men get their meals; that the cuisine de partment is carried on, that the officer in charge is usually to be found, and that the majority of the men who are off duty con gregate. Let McClellan say what he pleases about having fires on the posts, he has not yet abolished the fire in the "kitchen," nor prescribed its size, nod lo! what a consump tion of logs and rails is therefore in progress at these headquarters! The Lieutenant in command is asleep, wrapped up in a Lion ket before the fire, and many of the men are imitating his example, so that the scene in side of this rickety old barn presents quite a cheerful contrast with the cold and gloom which prevail out-of-doors. I =I The next shot that is fired will have a dif ferent meaning. Jake is now on the post, in his turn, as fiercely wrathful and wakeful as the toothache can make him, and he sees the shadowy horse moving against the South ern horizon long before that horse can take the distinct outlines of men and horses. The instant he is certain what is coming he fires his piece. Immediately there is an outpour ing of pickets from the headquarters and a lively excitement along the lines. The Lieu , tenant is instantly on his feet and reconnoi tering the approaching Rebel horsemen, while quietly making his dispositions for their reception. Like a thunder cloud they oorne on, with here and there a flash, while the pickets rally on Jake's post to receive them, it being already seen that they are not in force, but only a dozen or so daring and reckless troopers on a scout. The ques tion of their character is speedily decided by a few straggling shuts they send in advance, and a sharp volley from the pickets is the , answer they receive. The nest moment they rush in upon our brave boys, striking right and left with their long swords, but they have reckoned without their host this time—the sad acci dent before described having left the pickets in a situation to quickly and intelligently rally. For a Sew minutes there is an active melee, the tall leader of the horsemen doing wonders, but it is soon evident that the as sailants are getting more than they bar gained for, End the nest instant they com mence a retreat in considerable confusion, all save the three or four of their number who will never more beat a retreat. A gen• eral cheer breaks from the lips of the pie:- etc. even as they proceed to raise the poor fellow the tall trouper has cut down, and the two or three others who have received more or less injury in the affair, for it is an exciting and jubilant thing to see your 1 enemy flying before you. I= Another cheer of delight is soon heard along the post, for it is seen that the daring leader of the Rebel party is going directly across the ravine in a course that will bring him near the advanced post number two.— He is speedily beyond the sight of Jake, and his comrades fading away in the gloom on the right of his followers, but the report of several rifles is heard a minute or two later, and a cry of triumph from the "boys" nt post number two announces the result. The horse of the doomed man is seen by these latter ascending the side of the plateau, bounding onwards with renewed speed ri derless! The Rebel is dead—shot through the heart. Ile lies there, a stranger dead among strangers, surrounded by those who do not area know his name and who never saw him before. lie has come for blood, and taken it, made just such another deso late home as his own was fated to soon be; and these are the fortunes and the fates of war! UORNOIIBITIC ITITII REBEL PICKETS It is probable that there will be no bob• I nobbing between our pickets and those of the Rebels along these lines to-night. But the interchange of these courtesies is com mon. It is decidedly comical to see two men who have lain behind a couple of trees or logs, on the opposite sides of a river, all the forenoon, each seeking for an opportu nity of putting a bullet into the diaphragm of his adversary—it is comical, I say, to see these same men wave a handkerchief at last as a flag of truce, lay down their arms, and advance to a meeting in the middle of the river (up to their waists in water), where they shake hands, "treat" one another, ex change New York papers for Richmond, and discourse most amicably for an hour.— It is still more comical to see these same men, the instant they get back to their res pective posts, renew their dodging behind the loss, and repeat their efforts to get a good opportunity of blazing away at each other, yet this scene is a literal statement of proceedings the writer has repeatedly seen on the Potomac and elsewhere. incsET come, INCIDEZ4TB, ETC When the Fire Zonaves first went picket- ing in Virginia last summer, they used to receive a great deal of attention from the rebellious citizens in the vicinity of their outposts, especially after nightfall. Lurk ing around the neighborhood in the day time, the would-be assassin was accustomed to get the spot where the picket could be found after dark pretty well located in his mind, and so creep up to him, rifle or knife in hand, to despatch him. On one occasion a Zouave who was picketing on the Centre ville road, suspecting that this sort of game was to be tried on him that night, secreted himself a short distance from the spot his comrades had occupied during the day. As he expected, his adversary failing to find him in the usual spot, commenced to "feel him out" by throwing stones in various di rections, wherever he presumed the picket to be. Having been duly warned by the death of a companion of the danger of springing up and demanding "Who goes there?" (which question had been answered by a fatal volley), the Zouave remained still as death, with his rifle at half-cock, behind the bush where he had hidden himself, and quietly awaited results. The would-be as sassin, after vainly endeavoring to ",tir up" his enemy by throwing stones, finally went in search of him, with a cocked revolver in his grasp, looking here and there in the bushes, and moving stealthily about in the vicinity, until he finally stumbled upon the hiding-place of the Zouave, when it was dis covered on the following morning that one of the most active and influential Secession ists of that county had been shot dead near the post of that same.Zouare! Not the least of the charms of picketing is the freedom it gives the picket, when off duty, to rove about in the vicinity of the ad vanced pasts, With the pass of a picket in his pocket, it is not difficult for him to lay the inhabitants of the vicinity—if inhabi tants there be—under involuntarily contri bution fur such objects as please his sharp appetite and keen sight. A turkey or a chicken never comes amiss to him, and a nice sheep has an attraction fur his digits which even that of the pole for the magnet cannot excel. In rill his goings and com ings the picket is e.pecially mindful of what lie shall cat and drink, and never fail eth to be in possession of a goodly store of provisions which the Quartermaster's ac counts do not mention—never, albeit he may not have seen the color of Uncle Sam uel's gold fur two months! Ilis great de light is to make a descent upon some rich old Rebel, and secure a peace offering from that same Ivllich shall furnish his mess with an abundance of feasting. The ono thing he knoweth, beyond nll other knowledge, is that n good dinner is the ptimum mobile of soldier's valor, as it is his chiefest enjoy ment. And if his hardships appear harder to hint than all other hardships known to man, so du the comforts to which ore have referred appear snore comforting to him than any other comforts whatever. INECEM Having seen the principal things to ho seen in picketing, we will return. The way lies through dark ravines, over slippery hill sides, and through lonely woods all white with snow and frost. Before we leave the advanced posts of the army, however, we will see the wounded picket cared fur, the tired ones asleep, and our friend Jake shall be relieved. We smile our adieus as we hear hint go growling to the wash-house, de• Glaring that he is tired of picketing, it is so mush the same thing aver and over—a little danger, a little hungriness, a little to cat, a little blanket to corer one's self, and n lit tle "leer; and then a. repetition of all the,e littlenesses day after day, forever. = And yet—not "forever?" Even in the embittered mind of this picket, as ho goes to his rude couch, there is a speaking con sciousness that this order of things will not always endure. Beyond all the pains and hardships of this service, beyond all the darkness of these perilous times, is seen, with the eye of faith, the day when this arraying of man against man a hall cease, and when our beloved and. glorious Union, purified and redeemed, shall be still more beloved arid glorious! the day when even these stern and rugged picketing grounds will be beautiful beneath the blended smiles of summer and of peace! From Once a Wad: The Latest Thing in Ghosts. As I was finishing breakfast the other day, I received a visit from my friend Perkins, who entered my room hastily with some pa pers in his hand. "I've written a ghost tale," said Perkins, "and I want your opinion on it." "I'll devote my morning pipe to you, I can't afford you any more time than that; so hand me the tobacco, and produce your spirit." And I filled the pipe and assumed the critic. "The sun had set some two hours," began Perkins, "and dark night was—" "Ono moment," I interrupted; "is it a talc of past or present. times?" "Present," answered Perkins. "Rather nn old•fashiened beginning," I observed. "However, fire away." "Tho sun bad set some ten hours," re sumed Perkins, firing nw.ty as directed, "and dark night was grail:tally extending her reign over field and fell, when n traveler might be perceived making his way, as well as the darkness would permit, through one of those immense German forests, the haunt of the wild boar and the wolf." $1,50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE; 82,00 IP NOT IN ADVANCE "What on earth was he doing there," I asked. "Ile had lost his way, of course," replied Perkins. "Sc I suppose," I saia. "Travelers al ways do in ghost stories. But is this a tale of the present time: pardon my inquiring where the luggage is?" "He left it in the chaise," answered Per- kins. '•Which bad been overturned, and our traveler wished to get to the nearest town on foot. Is not that it?" "Of course," said Perkins with some irri tation. "And in order to reach the nearest town ho turns into the nearest forest." "Ile thought he vrould take a short cut across country," explained Perkins. "And after walking some distance he comes to an old castle, ch?" "Well!" said our author, sulkily. "And, finding it uninhabited, lie wraps his ample cloak around him, and goes to sleep in the corner, does not lie?" "Yes," said Perkins, something surprised. "But, lie is aroused from his sleep by the clanking of chains, and, on raising his head perceives a figure standing in the doorway." "Why, confound it!" said Perkins, start ing up indignantly, "you must have seen my manuscript." "Which figure," I continued, "raises its manacled arms above its head, and, clanking ifs chains together, utters a frightful cry.— My dear fellow, this will not do, you know; it wont indeed. Modern readers must have modern ghosts." "Well! but give it a fair hearing; don't condemn it unheard," said the author. "Oh! read it! By all means read it," and I resumed my pipe, and lie his story, which was much as I had anticipated. Originality in ghost stories is very cagy to get. All you have to do is to imagine some very unlikely position fur a ghost to be in, and to put him into it. }'or instance, a ghost in a balloon, or a ghost under water, or a ghost sharing himself would, if I mis take not, be all of them new. Ilere, now, is a skeleton of a ghost-story, which I flatter myself is entirely original. Mr. S initials, of course. rot sonic reason or other initials may do things that names may not. The public allow Mr. S. to have seen and done things, which, if as signed to Mr. Smith, they would reject with scorn,--Mi. S. and his"wile are staying at the fashionable sea-side town of IL, where one mottling Mr. S. receives a letter from his friend B.,requesting him to come without los ing a moment, to L., where B. is lying ill. "Ifere's the ghost," think the public; "8., is the ghost." A false scent is rather a judicious thing in a ghost tale. Tho public are mis taken. B , will live some fifty years longer, very likely; at any rate his ghost will not walk in t'iis story. In due course, S. ap pears at B.'s house, and witnesses the will or whatever it may be, fur which he was wanted. While ho is nt dinner, the servant I. brings him a telegraphic message. It is from Mrs. S.— "Return at once—l have fallen over the cliff." S. is in great agita tion—rtturns by the night train. When be reaches his home, M., the housemaid, opens the dear for him. "0:)1 is that you, Eir? Poor misses has fallen over the cliff." "Well, 1 know that," cries S.; "haw is she?" "Lem., sir," replies M., "she's been dead ever since." "Dead!" gasped S., "why did you not say so when you telegraphed?" "I never sent nor telcgrapht," says M., weeping "Oh, no, I forgot. My wife sent the mes sage, of course. She lived lung enough to do that, did she?" asks the much agitated S. "Missis never sent no telegrapht, I'm sure," replies M ; "I saw her fall from the cliff, and she never stirred afterwards." "This is most extraordinary," says S.; "but where is she? Let mo see her." lie finds that there is a fearful cut on his wife's temple, and that the left arm is broken. When his agitation will allow him, ho again thinks of the mysterious telegram, and as every one in the house denies that any tele gram was sent by them, and as every cne asserts that it was impossible that. Mrs. S. could have sent it, the perplexed widower goes to the telegraph office. "Do you remember who sent this telegram, and at what time?" he asks the clerk. The reply "Yes, I remember it distinctly. It will be a long time before I forget it. The mes sage was sent just at the very time that that unnhappy accident happened nt the cliff; and the person who sent it was a deadly pale lady, with a fearful cut on the temple, and whose left arm hung by her side as if broken." S., with a forthl shudder, rushed from the office. There can be no doubt about it. Mrs. S.'s ghost sent the telegram. There! I consider that I have capped the the ghost in the railway carriage now. My ghost tale is positively the last out. The only merits that I can claim for it, however, are these. It is short, which, I take it, is one of the greatestmerits that aghost story can have. It shows progress—the latest improvement in ghosts being their traveling by rail; my ghost goes a step farther, and telegraphs. And it does not pretend to be true. I candidly confess that there is not a word of truth in it from begining to,end. [WHOLE NUMBER 1,645. WAR NEWS! GEN. NceLELL&N TO HIS ARMY A STIRRING ADDRESS IIEADQUARTERS AR7ty OF TUC POTOXA.C, FAIRFAX COURT HOUSE, VIRGINIA., March 24, 1862. Soldiers of the Army of the Polon:at.: Fur a long time I have kept you inactive but not without a purpose. You were to be disciplined, armed and instructed. The formidable artillery you now have had to be created. Other armies were to more and ac complish certain results. I have held you back that you might give the death-Wow to the rebellion that has distracted our once happy. country. The patience you have shown and your confidence in your General are worth a dozen victories. These preliminary results aro now accom plished. I feel that the labors of many months have produced their fruit. The army of the Potomac is now a real army, magnifi cent in materiai, admirable in discipline and instruction, excellently equipped and armed; your commanders are all that I could wish. The moment fur action has arrived, and I know that I can trust in you to save our county. As I ride through your ranks I see in your faces the sure presage of vic tory. I feel that you will do whatever I ask of you The period of inaction has passed. I will bring you now face to face with the Rebels, and only pray that God may defend the right In whatever direction you may move, however strange my actions may appear to you, ever bear in mind that my fate is linked with yours, and that all I do is to bring you where I know you wish to be, on the decisive battle-field. It is our business to place yon there. I am to watch over you as a parent over his children, and you know that your General Lives you from the depths of his heart. It shall ho my care, as it has over been, to gain success with the least possible loss, but I know that if it is neces sary you will willingly follow me to our graves for our righteous cause. God smiles upon us, victory attends us, yet I would not have you think that our aim is to be attained without a manly strug gle. I will nut disguise it from you that you have bravo foes to encounter—foemen well worthy of the steel you will use so well. I shall demand of you great and heroic exertions, rapid and long marches, desperate combats and privations. Perhaps we will share all these together, and when this sad war is over we will all return to our homes and feel that we can ask no higher honor than the proud consciousness that wo be longed to the Army of the Potomac. Gronac B. INIcOvELLAN, Major• General Commanding. THE CAPTURE 01? NEW MADRID. GENERAL POPE'S REPORT. THE PANIC AMONG THE ENEMY An Immonse Quuntity 01 Spoils Captured. Sr. Louis, March 15—Genern1 Pope is his despatch to General llalleck, says: "Our success at NOW Madrid was even greater than first reported. Twenty-fire pieces of heavy artillery-24-pounders and rifled 32 pounders; batteries of field artillery; immanse quantities of fixed ammunition; several thousand small arms; hundreds of boxes of musket cartriages; 300 mules and horses; tents sufficient for an army of 12,000 men, an 1 an immense quantity of other property of not loss value than one million dollars have fallen into our bands.— The men only escaped. and the enemy's whole force are demoralized and dispersed in the swamp on the opposite side of the river. The enemy abandoned their works so hurriedly ns to leave all the baggage of the officers and knapsacks of the men and their dead unburied. Their supplies were found on their tables, and candles burning in their tents. A furious thunder storm which raged all night enabled them to get across the river without being discovered. Our hoary battery was established during the night of the 12th within 8O yards of the enemy's works, and opened at daylight on the 13th inst., thirty-four hours after the guns were delivered to us at Cairo. During the whole day of yesterday our lines were drawn closer around their works I under a furious fire of sixty pieces of artil lery. Fear of an assault on their works at daylight induced them to flee precipitately during the night. Many prisoners have been taken and the colors of several Arkansas Regiments. Our loss is about fifty killed arid wounded. Captain Hollins was in command of the Rebel fleet, and Generals McCann, Stewart and Gantt of the land forces. The gunboats retired down the river.— Gen. Popo has now twenty-five heavy guns with two defensive works of the enemy. which command every point of the river. The Evacuation of Kew Madrid, Also of Island Ni). 10.—The Official Account. The following despatch from Cairo has renehed the Navy Deriartmeut: CAIRO, March 1.4.—F10g Officer Foote left here at 7 A. M., to-day. with the ftottilla and the mortar boats, for down the river.— Ile was last heard from when he was about to leave Columbus. A despatch has bees received here from Gen. Pope, saying that New Madrid was evacuated last night in the storm.