CI - 1 C : L T-- ? " 111) 11E4 SAXITEL WRIGHT, Editor and Proprietor, VOLUME XXXIII, NUMBER 31.1 ratrg. Dead. The seasons weave their ancient dance, The remless ocean ebbs and flow!, The world rolls on through day and dark, Regardless of our joys or woes! Stilt up the breezy western slopes The reaper girls, like ripples brown, y llend singing to their gleeful toil, And sweep the golden harvest down where the slanting sunlight gilds The bole, of cedar and of pine, Chants the lone black-bird from the brake With melancholy voice divine: Still all about the mossy tracks Hums at his derg the woodward bee; Still faithfully the corn-crake's note Comes to me from the upland lea: Still round her lattice, perched aloof, In sunny shade of thatched eaves, The jasmine clings, with yearning pale, And withers in its shroud of leaves: Still round the old familiar porch Iler cherished roes blush and peer, And &II the runny air with balm, And strew their petals year by year Nor here within, one touch of change! The lbowool—the embroidered chair— The books—the arras on the wall— The harp—the music—all are there. No touch of change! I close my eyes— It cannot be Sae comes :to more! I hear the rustling other dress; I hear the footstep on the floor. 1 feel her breuth upon my brow; I fed her hiss upon my cheek:-- Down, phantoms of the burled past! Down ; or my heavy heart must break. [Poems by a Painter. The Southern Cross. Deem not the ravished glory thine; Nor think the ft ag shall scatheless wave \Whereon thou bidirst its presage shine,— Land of the traitor and the Mavel Cod never act that holy sign In deathless light among His stars To make its llasonry divine A 14cuicheon for thine impious wars! And surely as the ‘Vrong must fuil paper the everlaNting Right, So curely thy device cht.ll pale And shrivel in the Northern Light! Look where ite coming zplendors stream! The rcd and white athwart the blue— While far above, the unconquered gleam Of Freedom's stars is blazing, through! Burk to the rustle and the sweep, Like snood of mighty wing.; unfurled, And bearing down the sapphire steep Mayen'. hosts to help the imperilled world! 1.14111 in Me North: Each bristling lance Ui steely sheen a promise hears; And an the midnight where they glance A ro4y flush of morning wear:: Yon symbol of the Southern sky Sl.ull urely mean but grief and TOSPq Them I reml4e ue YC raise MI high, lu tuerilege, the Southern Cros,: 0, brothers! we entrent in pain, Tithe ye :lie unblested emblem down! Or purse your rtandurd of its stain, And join it with the N.arthern Crown. [Atlantic Monthly gElettiano. Kitty Dean's Offer "Aunt Lizzie, Aunt Lizzie, he says that I may go!" These words burst in at the front door of my quiet house one morning, accommpanied by a trim little figure, a pretty face, with laughing blue eyes and cheeks flushed with excitement, and a show er of brown curls escaped from the comb, a dress of pink and white lawn, .be. "I did'nt mean to shock you, really, auntie; but it's so nice you know, and I was so afraid he would never let me; and just think, next week!" And this exceedingly and intelligible and satisfactory speech dosed with a vigorous hug, which was real ly all I understood of the matter. "Now stop, Kitty Dean," I said. "Look me in the face one whole minute without speaking, and then tell mo soberly and slowly all about it." In nn instant the blue eyes were looking into mine as gravely as if they bad never laughed; but before the minute was up Kit ty began again: "Why, this is it, aunt Lizzie—l have been bogging father for a week to lot me go to East Hampton with Mrs. Wood, and now he says I may. And we aro going to spend a month, and I shall bathe in the surf every single day, and spend every evening on the beach in the moonlight." "But East Hampton is not a remarkable place is it. Kitty? Mrs. Wood told me it was very stupid, but a good place to fatten babies." "Now stop, please, Aunt Lizzie. I never went to the seaside in my life, and I want to go, and it won't be stupid—so!" And Oho spoiled child looked poutingly into my facc. Then, brightening again, she said, 'Aunt, tethyou a secret. I have set my heart upon one thing. Now, won't you laugh if I tell you about it 7" "Perhaps not," I said, musingly, my mind reverting to the sewing Kitty's advent Lad interrupted. "Well, I must tell you at all events. I am going to have an offer!" "What are you talking about, child?" I said, impatiently. •'I am going to have an offer! I am, auntie. Helen Parker had one at the sea side last summer; and she says almost all the girls there had them--401 the pretty ones. And I think I shall have vne.''• Kitty gave a sly glance at lice mirror, then withdraw ing her eyes quickly, said: "But you must not- tell father, and I'll give you un account of the whole affair when I come home." • • • • I will spare the reader what I did not think it my duty to spare Kitty, viz: a long lecture, disquisition or homily on the sins of flirting, vanity and levity. The morning of Kitty's departure for East Hampton at length arrived, and I went to the depot with her, to see her fairly off, and whispered a few more words of sage ad vice to be thought of in the cars. She need ed all the advice I could give her, for she had so obstinately taken into her silly little head the idea of that offer, that she would talk of little else. And the child's amuse ment at my horror of the idea made her dwell upon it all the more. Mrs. Wood, with her children, was keep ing watch over the luggage, and wondering if the cars would never arrive, when Kitty and I made our appearance. "I'm afraid you will be disappointed, Miss Kitty," she said, as she saw the happy face of my bliss ful niece, "for East Hampton is a quiet place." "Disappointed! Oh, don't expect anything remarkable, Mrs. Wood." And Kitty tried to look as if she had been to the seaside every one of her eighteen sum mers, tl.nd considered it somewhat of a bore to go through the annual performance.— Then, having concealed her rapturous feel ings as long as was possible, she gave vent to them again by snatching 11.trs. Wood's youngest from the arms of its nurse, and transforming herself into a baby-jumper for its amusement and edification. As she danced lightly along the platform tossing the baby aloft, and laughing her low, musi cal laugh at the comical expression of bewil derment and delight on its tiny features, her graceful head thrown back, and soft brown hair blown back from her bright face, thought my Kitty very pleasant to look upon; and as I was thinking so, the cars came crushing by, and from their windows I saw many a pleased look east at my little niece, and among the faces turned toward her, was ono I recognized at once as that of a dear friend. lie saw me, and leaving his seat was soon grasping my hand, and speak ing warns words of greeting. Kitty danced by us, scarcely deigning a glance at the grave, quiet man; and he said, looking af ter her: "What a pretty little creature! Who is she, ➢lrs. II—?" "My niece, Katy Dean," I said, with a little pardonable pride, adding, "The child is very happy to-day, for she is going for the first time in her life, to the seaside. Mrs. Wood (you remember Mrs. Wood,) is to take her under her wing to East Hampton, down on Long Island." "To East Hampton! Why I, too, am on my way to that quiet little village. It is so long since I indulged in a vacation, and the seaside, that I feel almost like joining your pretty niece in that very original dance of hers. Ido so long for the sea." And his face lighted up with almost the same boyish smile peculiar to it years before. when lie was nut the pale sad man of to day. "Let me introduce you to Kitty," I said. "Stay one moment, Mrs. ll—. Is she a child, or a young lady? Excuse me, but she looks so very child-like now, and yet—" "Oh, you must treat her as a young lady, John, or she will never smile on you. She is eighteen, and fully conscious of her weight of years; Kitty, this is my friend, Mr. Mur ray." Kitty drew herself up, and honored Mr. tfurray with an exceedingly stately bow, the stateliness being assumed to make amends for her dance with the baby, which she knew he must have witnessed. "Me. Murray is going to East Hampton, Kitty, and as he has been there before, he can tell you whether it is 'all your fancy painted' it." "Oh, have you been there, sir? and will you tell me all about the surf, and the beach and the moonlight? for Mrs. Wood does not seem to remember anything about them, ex cept that the bathing cured Johnny's whoop ing-cough!' "Yes, Miss Dean, all my knowledge and experience aro at your service; and if you will let me have a seat by your side in the cars, I will paint East II imptort in glowing colors fur your benefit." The hell rang, and all hurried to their seats in the cars. Kitty finding time, how ever, to whisper as she kissed me,—"l will write about the offer," thinking thus to de stroy my peace of mind for the hour. But I was thinking too busily of her seat mate; and as I walked slowly homeward, I said again and again to myself, "Is he hap py? Will be ever forget?" John Murray had always been a favorite of mine. His mother and I were dear friends, and I interested myself in her boy, at first for her sake, then for his own. From his earliest boyhood he was true and honor able. Ttat was what first impressed me— the high sense of honor which seemed natu ral to him, and which so few have. lie was very frank and unreserved—boyish in this, even after he was a man in years. lie used to talk to me so freely of all his plans, his ambitions, his joys and sorrows— looking into my face with clear gray eyes, through which I could look right down into his true heart. And it was the loss of this boyish frankness which grieved me so now since his disappointment. Ver. John Murray was a "disappointed man." as the world has it. But more than that, he was deceived, bitterly wronged man. lie had loved, as such true, earnest' men alone can love, a young Souther° beauty,' a "NO ENTERTAINMENTIS SO CHEAP AS READING, NOR ANY PLEASURE SO LASTING." COLUMBIA, PENNSYLVANIA, SATURDAY MOR,NING, MARCH 1, 1862 belle and heiress. Others thought her weak and vain, but he loved her with a blind, un reasoning love. I shall never forget the day be came to me with his face glowing radi antly, and his eyes full of tears, and told me that the lady he loved had promised to be his; and how his voice trembled, as he said in low, reverent tones: "Do thank God for me, Mrs. H—; I am not good enough to thank Him, but I will be now," Ali, how happy he was, poor boy! Ile went away with his lady-love, and some other friends, to travel through the summer. A. few weeks passed, and I beard a vague rumor that the engagement was broken.— Then it became certainty; but John did not come home. In two months I read in a newspaper the notice of the lady's marriage to a wealthy foreigner. Hew my heart bled for my boy, then! but I could hear nothing of him. It was four months before he came, and he was then so changed ho was no longer a boy. 110 looked years older; and while his trouble had not made him bitter and cynical, as such trou bles often do, he had lost that honest frank ness which was once his peculiar charm.—. lle became quiet and reserved, though more kindly than ever before, even to women— unlike those men who condemn the whole se; because one bad proved faithless. It was now five years since this happened and John Murray was thirty years old.— Not a very advanced age, yet every one looked upon him as an old bachelor, and few dreamed that lie would ever marry. Well, the days of Kitty's absence went by, and the time of her return drew near. I had two or three letters from her; but they were short, and rather unsati factory, all agreeing upon one point, viz: that East Hampton was not stupid. I missed the lit tle damsel sadly, and was very glad_when, one afternoon a note was brought me from her, saying: "Dear Auntie, I'm at home; came this noon. Father is going out this evening, and I shall be alone. Please come over right after tea, for I want to see you dread fully." Of course I went, for I wanted to see Kit ty "dreadfully" too. As I walked up the pleasant path, lined with rose bushes, which led to Kitty's abode. I looked up towards the house, thinking she would come to meet me, but I saw nothing of her. Going into the house and not seeing her down stairs, I went up to her room. I opened the door softly, and came upon Kitty sitting idly looking out of the window. She did not hear the door open, and, as her face was turned from me, did not see me till I came close to her, and drawing back her head, said laughingly: "Well, Kitty, where's the offer?" In a minute her face was hidden in my bosom, and she was crying bitterly; subbing till her little form shook convulsively, and I was fairly frightened. "Kitty, pot, what is it?" I asked anxious ly. "Do look up at me and speak." Then she lifted her head and looked into my face. Instead of the bright, plump, rosy face she had worn a month before, she was pale, heavy-eyed and thin. Sitting down, I drew her into my lap and said, while the tears trembled in my own eyes: "Why, Kitty, you have been ill! Why did you nut let me know? I would have gone and nursed you, if you had only sent for me. But never mind now, darling, I have you safe, and you will soon be well and strong. SJ don't cry." "Kitty smiled faintly, and said: ' D,) I look very thin, auntie? Father thinks so, too, and has gone to see Mrs. Wood about me; but, indeed, I've not been sick." "Not been sick! Why, what then is the 'natter? Not been sick!" "No, auntie, I have not been sick an hour, I wish I were sick; I wish I were deadl"— And with another passionate burst of tears, Kitty laid her head down on my shoulder. I soothed and quieted her, stroking her hair, kissing her forehead, and singing scraps of lullaby music, just as I had comforted her when her mother died twelve years before, and she a little sobbing child, lay in my arms ns now. Presently she grew calmer; the sobs ceased, and at last she lifted the little wet face from my shoulder, and said: "I'm sorry to frighten you so auntie, but I have kept it so long, and I knew you would let me cry. I am very miserable, Aunt Lizzie." This she said so mournfully, and with such a piteous look on her pale face, that 1 bloke through my resolution not to question her as to her trouble, and said, quickly: "What is it, Kitty? what has happened?" Drawing a long quivering sigh, she said "I think I had better tell you all about it, auntie, though I could not tell any one else in the world; and now please don't say anything till I have quite finished the story, or I shall break down, and I want you to know it all." So she laid her head down again, hiding her eyes on my shoulder, and began: "You know, Aunt Lizzie, the silly speeches I made before I went away about having an offer. Well, though I knew it was silly, I could not help hoping that I might have one to tell the girls about when I came back. I thought it would be nice to be knelt to on, the beach in the moonlight, and some one beg me to love him, and pity his misery. and all that; and then I had made up what 1 thought tiro prettiest :poach in reply, toil- ing him that I was very sorry, but I could never love him; would always think of him as a friend, and closing by asking if I bad ever led him to think I would give him a different reply. And I thought of this so much, that when I reached East Hampton, I looked eagerly around the table when we came down to breakfast at Mr. J.'s to see what young gentlemen there were. But there was not one—not a single one. So at last I began to think of—of Mr. Murray." "John Murray, child! Why—" "Auntie, auntie, please wait; I can't bear it now. I did not think of Mr. Murray till he began to be with me a good deal, to walk with me, and sit under the trees with me after dinner. And he was so pleasant and agreeable, and there wasn't any one else, and I liked him; so it was very easy to make him think I liked him better than I did.— So I never declined any of his attentions; and I used to talk, and sing, and walk with him, till at last we were tcgether nearly all the time. It was so pleasant to have him like me so much, prefer me to all the other la: that I really forgot all about the offer --indeed , did, and did not try to lead him on to make it. But at last it came! Oh, Aunt Lizzie. I had never dreamed it would be like that. He was sent for to New York, and the evening before be went, he made up a party to drive down to the beach, and see the moon rise. There was quite a wagon load of us from J.'s, Parson's, and the other houses. When we reached the beach, we separated, and went off in different parties. Some set on the benches under "the bower,'' some outside on the sand, while others walked up the beach. Mr. Murray and I wandered away from the rest, and soon found ourselves quite out of sight of all the others. Then he spread his shawl on the sand, and we sat down to watch the moon. I knew what he was going to say, I felt it was coming; and I was a little frightened, but still somewhat vain and glad. Foolish, foolish child that I was! It seems so long ago, as if I had grown old since then. He began in such a low, solemn voice, and told me about the one he loved years ago; how she trifled with and deceived him; how, through all the long years since then, he bad never breathed her name, or spoken of her till to me. Then he said he did not believe with those who think a man who once loved earnestly, should never love again, Ile had given all his love to a mere dream—a boy's vision—and it had all come back to his heat t; now he should spend it upon a truer, worth ier object. And then ho told me how he loved me. Oh, Aunt Lizzie, such words as he spoke then! HO told me how, in the short weeks we had been together, this love had come up in his heart, growing every day and hour, as he saw my simple, guile less nature opening before him. "Simple, guileless!" when I had been so artful and wicked. Then he stopped a minute, and, bending forward to look into my face, he took both my hands in his, and said: "Will you be my wife?" "There was my offer. 0, how I wished in that minute that I had never met him— that 1 bad never gone to East Hampton. I was trembling and frightened; the story of that other love had made me cry with pity; and now, how could I be the one to make, him think all women heartless? I did not say a word. I could not. I only tried to draw away my hands. But he held them tightly, - and said again: "Will you be my wife?" "Then I tried to remember what I had meant to say, and 1 stammered out some. thing about feeling sorry I could not love him, and hoping he had never thought that I meant to encourage his intentions, and 0, I don't know what I said; it was all his trifling nonsense. Shall I over forget hiiJ grieved look when I had done? Ile looked into my eyes a minute, and then said, in a low, sad voice: "Kitty Dean, if you do not love me, if you will not be my wife, say so at once. I am no boy to have my love trifled with. In mercy soy it quickly, if at all." Then I raid, as firmly as I could: "I do not love you, Mr. Murray; I cannot be your wife." "Ile turned away, then, bowed his face in his hands, and sat so a long time, still and silent. I thought my heart would break to see that strong, noble man whom I am not worthy to think of, so bowed down with what I had made him suffer. I crept to him and knelt before him. I clasped my hands and said: "0, Mr. Murray, I am so sorry!" "He uncovered his face, put his arms around me, and drew me close to his breast, held me there one little minute, whispered "Good-bye, my child!" then put me away and rose up. That was our parting. We walked together to join the party, but all the time I felt miles away from bim. We had parted, and I shall never be near bim again. lie put me out of his heart, just as he put me out of his arms. This is the story. Now you may talk, Aunt Lizzie— now you may say all the harsh bitter things you can think of—nothing can be too bad for me." • And then she fell to crying again. "I can not scold you to-night, Kitty," I said. "You are miserable enough as it is; and you must not ery another tear, or we shall have you really sick," So I undressed the poor little thing and put her to bed, then left her. Down stairs I found ray brother-inrlaw, anxiously wait ing to hear my opinion of his pet. I quieted hie fears. as.uring him that Kitty was not seriously ill, only suffering from the effects of dm sea air, to which she was not accus tomed. Then I want home, thinking very hard. Notwithstanding Kitty's grief; my heart turned away from her now to John Murray --my poor John. Was there no one in the world for the foolish girl to play her school girl's pranks with but my boy? I was im patient, and could hardly forgive my niece in my heart. To be sure she was wretched about it now: but it was mere childish wretchedness, which would soon wear away, while John would suffer on. But days passed by, and Kitty only look ed sadder and paler. Sho seemed to take no interest in any one or anything. But every day she would steal quietly into my room as I sat at work, sit down on a cricket at my feet, and lay her head in my lap, scarcely ever speaking except in reply to some question of mine. And there grew such an expression of patient sorrow on the little face; which had always been so bright, that I grew sadly troubled. I had not thought the child had such a tender heart, and now she was really pining away from pity for John Murray. "You must not be so sad, Kitty," I said, one day, as she sat in her usual place at my feet, "it makes your father feel so bad ly. Try to be brighter and happier." "Happier! Aunt Lizzie, I can never be happy again," she said mournfully. "You must try to be, dear. It is useless to mourn so for the past. You cannot recall it. You cannot remedy the sorrow you I have caused by sorrowing so yourself." "If I could only die fur him!" she cried passionately. A new light dawned upon me. Perhaps the girl loved John Murray. If so I 'elt sure she did not yet know it. But I thought it best that she should make the discovery, otherwise she might possibly reject John again, if he ever, wooed a second time. "Kitty," said I, "what was the true rea son for your refusing Mr. Murray's offer?" "Reason! Wiry, I was not in love with him." "Not then?" "Nelms, Aunt Lizzie!" "Yet you would die for him?" I said, quietly. She started up. "What do you mean, aunt?" "That you care fur him, Kitty, more than you have owned to yourself yet." A sudden blush crimsoned her pale face, she stood before me an instant, her bosom heaving, her eyes like those of a frightened child; then she darted from the house. She must be alone with this new-found truth, for truth I knew it was now. I sat alone, thinking how I should help my troublesome pets out of their trouble. Now that they really loved each other, I felt sure it would come out right, But I must have a hand in it; they would never come together without me. Now John had for some years been my legal adviser, having the charge of my pro perty. I now determined to send for him, under pretence of wishing him to examine some papers in my possession, and thus to contrive a meeting between him and Kitty. So I wrote fur him. I did not tell Kitty what I had done. Indeed, I scarcely saw her at all for several days. Now that I knew her secret, she avoided me, and blush ed through her paleness every time she met my eye. When John Murray came he seemed just what he had seemed for years—quiet, grave, reserved; but no more so than when I saw him last. He attended to my business with the same thoughtful care ho had always shown. I spoke of Kitty carelessly, that he might not think by my avoiding the subject that I knew his secret: asked him how be enjoyed East Ilampt.m, and said my niece had not been very well since her return. To which he replied, absently, that he saw Miss Dean frequently in East Hampton, and that she seemed in good health while there.— Ills manner, while saying this, w.'s not at all lover-like; but then I did not expect it to be. John Murray was no boy, to blush and stammer when in love. The day after his arrival Jahn went out to walk. I was sitting in my little sewing room at my work, when Kitty came in.— She was pale and quiet, as usual, and after kissing me, "Good morning," she oat down silently at the open window. Suddenly I was startled by her exclaiming: "Aunt Lizzie:" I turned, and seeing her crimsoned face, her half-frightened, half-reproachful look, I knew she had seen John Murray coming in. She started towards the door, but I laid my band on her arm. "You shall not go, Kitty," I said, deci dedly. "You shall not trifle with him again. Stay!" She stood, timid, irresolute, and be en tered the room, As his eyes fell upon her he started, and a faint color tinged his cheek. but he bowed courteously, and held out his hand to her (that was fur my benefit who was supposed to be ignorant of the affair.) Kitty took his offered hand without looking at him. But now the blushes had left her face, and it was very white. As John glanced at her, he exclaimed, involuntary: "I am sorry my presence distresses you, Miss Dean. Let me assure you, if those tears are shed from compassion for me, I do nut require them. I need no one's pity!" and he turned to leave the room. Ilgre was a nituation! What should I do? II was in despair; and growing desperate es he opened the d. r, I whispered basal!, un $1,50 PER YEAR IN ADVAJTCE; *2,00 IF NOT IN ADVANCE seen by Kitty, "You foolish boy--she loves you!" Ile hesitated, looked incredulously at me, then glanced at Kitty, whose face was still covered with the little hands which bad grown so thin since he held them in his own on East Hampton beach. His expres sion softened, and I rushed from the room, leaving she two shut up together. So sure was I now of n happy tertnniation to my manteuvreing that I went coolly off to mar ket, and stayed away an hour. When •I came home, Kitty's little straw hat still hung in the hall, and from my sewing-room I heard low murmurs issue, which con vinced me that the lovers were yet there.— So, before opening the door, I thoughtfully made a great deal of unnecessary noise with the handle, all the time singing in the most unconscious manner. But when I did open it? There was John —the grave, sad old bachelor—sitting on the sofa with his arm encircling the waist of my niece, Kitty Dean, who, as I entered, looked up with a beaming, blushing face, and glancing at the audacious arm, said, apologetically: "Ile won't take it away." "I would not, indeed!" cried I, as, like a silly old woman, I put my arm about both of them, and fell cry;ng and laughing. "Kitty has had offer No. 2, Mrs. ll—, to make up for that first one which was so un like what she expected," said John, laugh ing. "Ohl don't speak of that folly, please, Mr.—well—John!" murmured Kitty. Arid "John," delighted with the sound of his name from those lips, vowed solemnly never to tease her; and as ho had no bible to kiss, to prove the sincerity of his vow, he had to substitute for the volume what hap pened to be nearest. So he did! The Art of Weeping SHEDDING TEARS AT WILL-CURIOUS EXAMPLES An English weekly paper has these pleas ant paragraphs: Tears of childhood and early youth are allowable—nay, sometimes desirable. But the tears of grown people are more or less objectionable. An adult who weeps extrava gantly is either unhealthily susceptible or bent on deceiving the bystanders. We do not refer to tears wrung from unwilling eyes by the pressure of some terrible calamity. We mean tears shed for the sake of appear ances or with a view to deceive. We mean tears invoked by histrionic influences in private or public life. We mean the lach rymose sensibility to n doleful impression so often proved to be compatible with a cold and cruel heart. Actors—we do not mean actors in social circles and on public platforms, of which there are so many, but bona fide actors on the stage—are of course right to cultivate the faculty of weeping. It helps both them selves and the spectators to realize the pas sion represented. We have read, indeed, of an actor so thoroughly carried away by his feelings, whilst performing in a suicide scene, as not only to plunge a real dagger home to the hilt in his breast; but faithfully to support his character to the last by dying, in a studdied attitude, according to the most approved stage rules. We confess, however, that the story comes from the other side of the Atlantic, and may not be strictly true. On the other hand, one of our foremost Eng lish actors—Young, the tragedian—merited severe censure when ho sobbed aloud at the pathetic voice and gestures of Mrs. Siddons, and was only called to a sense of his respous sibilities, as time villain cram piece, by the stern admonition of the great actress—utter ed in a thrilling whisper—" Mr. Young com• mend yourself." A WEEPING WOMAN Women have often an extrtu rdinary talent for shedding tears. It ie vet!l that this should be so. Tears are not without their influence on the baser sex. Even bruitish husbands—a class entering largely into the composition of society, whether high or low —are not insensible to tears, ,especially when sober. But women must be careful not to weep overmuch. The demonstration should be reserved for special occasions.— The more frugally tears arc shed the deeper will be the effect produced. Madame D' Arb lay descr:Led a young lady gifted with inex haustible powers in this line. When re quested, at a large social gathering, to oblige the company by weeping, she would cheerfully comply. The process was as fol lows: The young lady's features first be came composed and thoughtful. Presently her calm blue eyes filled with tears. Then, one by one, in endless sequence, the pearly drops rained down her serene countenance until the curiosity. of the spectators was sa tiated, and each ono murmured, "Hold, enough!" As a rule, we suppose that tears secreted affect beholders as little as they cost the lady shedding them. A CASE OV DEcErriox. We only once witnessed an exhibition of this kind. An Irishwoman, in tattered gar ments, with an imperfectly washed physi ognomy, abruptly waylaid us at the back door of our modest suburban residence.--. Never was passionate grief so vividly por trayed on the face of a human being as o.n that of this excited daughter of Erin. The tears poured down her cheeks. We stop ped, almost awe-struck. to listen to her talc of woe. It was this. Fier baby, an inter esting little creature, three weeks old, MIN lying dead in the village. and the vicar de clined to consign it to consecrated ground unless the customary fees were raid. "Sure EITIIOLE NUMBER 1,64 J. your honor will give a thritle to get the bless ed baby put decently underground?" Now, we were personally acquainted with tho vicar. He was the most amiable of men.— Rather than have witnessed those gushing tears for the space a one minute, he would have gladly submitted to be bulled alive along with tho baby. A portly coachman was therefore summoned to accompany the Irishwoman to the vicarage and ascertain the rights of the story. Mounted on a puny of corresponding bulk, John started, with rho weeping mother walking by hie side.— In a quarter of an hour he returned, flushed and discomfited. The weeping mother had suddenly dashed through a gap in the hedge, and vanished across the country. Bath coachman and pony were too fat to follow. and the unburied baby was a myth. I= Our young friend Eugenius once met with a very unpleasant adventure in a railway train. Bound for town to enjoy a week or two of intellectual recreation, ho noticed on the platform of the station from whence ho started an affecting scene. A lady in deep mourning, apparently young and handsome, bade farewell with ill-concealed emotion, to a swarthy gentleman clad in the height of fashion, but laboring under the disadvan tage of a flattened nose and a slight cast in the eye. Who can account for tastes? Pity is akin to love, and probably the la.ly bad been touched originally by the man's ex tremely unprepossessing appearance. The railway whistle gives the fatal signal—there is no time to lose—the lady tears herself away, and lightly springs into a Crst-class carriage, of which Eugenius chances to be the sole occupant. Off went the train. Thu lady waved out of the window a handker chief moistened by her tears, and, burying her face in her hands, wept silently and persistently. What could Eugenius do?— Ile could only offer the respectful tribute of an occasional sigh or a glance of modest sympathy. At Swindleburg, as every ono knows, the train stops ten minutes for re freshments. Eugenius delicately offered the afflicted lady a cup of tea. She declined; but in a low, musical voice, murmured the words "A glass of stout." Eugenics flew to procure it for her. As the train_appronch ed London, he endeavored to sootie her 'mind by other unostentatious little civilities. In accents of deep compassion he asked her commonplace questions. Would she like the window up? Might ho offer her the loan of his railway rug? The rug was ac cepted with silent gratitude. Presently the train rolls into the London terminus. • Our young friend leaps from the carriage in order to procure n cab fir- his forlorn companion. He has barely recovered hie balance when a swarthy gentleman. dressed in the height of fashion, with a flattened nose and a slight cast in the eye, seizes him by the throat, and communicates his inten tion of instantly giving him into custody on a charge of insulting the unprotected female who had been hie fellow-traveller to London. Eugenius remembers little more beyond a dreadful row—his hat knocked over his eyes amidst the plaudits of an indignant mob— the interference °fa puzzled policeman, who believed the asseverations of neither party— and the final surrender of all the ready money in his pocket to the swarthy man of fashion with the imperfeot nose, as the shortest mode of effecting his escape from the clutches of a brace of conspirators. I=l Emotion may not be feigned, yet its source may be very different from what lookers-on imagine. A jail captain strove, day after day, to awuke.n a culprit con demned to the gallows to some sense of Lis miserable condition. All seems in vain.— One night, however, on taking leave, the pri.oner's manner changed. There was some slight exhibition of feeling; the clergy man's hopes revived. Ile paused, spoke to the man, and asked him what was on his mind? The man burst into tears, and gasp ing the other's hand, exclaimed in broken accents, "Sir, I should like to Litre a good belly-full of victuals afore I die!" I=l3 Once upon a time, at a country church, the clergyman, an earnest, excitable preach er, chanced, in the middle of his sermon, to throw a tenderly pathetic accent into a sen tence that was totally devoid of anything approaching to pathos—n plain, sensible an nouncement of a solid feet—the distance from Jerusalem to Jerico in English or the number of years occupied, according to the best authorities, in building the Sec ond Temple of Jerusalem. The earnest, ex citable men heard the accents of his own voice and was much moved. His voice trembled Inure and more, his eyes grew moist; it was a chance that he-did not en tirely. break. Immediately three young ladies in the Squire's pew put their hand kerchiefs to their eyes; the Squire blew his nose violently; a heavy dragoon, who chanced to be staying at the Hall, was sensibly af fected; several females in- the back benches sobbed audibly; an elderly spinster groaned, nineteen charity-school chi'. dr3n thought it prudent, on a sign from the school-mistress, to rub their eyes with the back of their hands, and the church war dens nudged each other in the ribs, and en deavored to look solemn. "What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba?" But in Hecubrie case there was a tragic substratum; there was really something to cry about. All that was needed was the imaginative power to realize the pathos of the story. In the cnso of the earnest excitable preacher there was nothing so to say, to go upon—it was literally "vox et prceera nihill" A statisti cal fact was uttered by the merest chance in touching accents; the utterer was melted; his audience was meltel3; action and rime tion followed; it was a mercy that the quiet country church was not startled Vous its propriety by an outburst of frantic bye:eria trout transept, nave and aisles.