When Mrs. Eat becomes s mother she is obliged to bide her offspring, lest papa or some old gentleman of his acquaintance should make hie dinner off them, whiith be Would certainly do if he found them unpro tected. Far the same reason, wise old rats satire into solitude; disgusted with their kind; and, if attacked in their retreat. Prove desperate toes, beating off any rat, without regard to set, that ventures to intrude on their privacy. An old gentleman of this description will keep a house clearer of ver min than any cat or dog, fur he trill allow no brother near his throne. The females breed at three months old, live in a state of polygamy, add to the ver min population eve or six times in the year, and produce eight. ten, twelve, fourteen, sixteen and sometimes as many as eigh teen young in a litter. It has been calcu lated that in three years there will sprang no less than six hundred and fifty thousand -rats from a single pair. Although this seems too enormous a number to be correct, it would perhaps be difficult to over-estimate I the number of these animals. Six hundrel thousand rate were killed in Paris in the abort space of a. fortnight, merely to obtain their skins for %couple of manufacturers at Grenoble. Sixty thousand have met their deaths from the d.gsand men at the slaugh ter-house of Montfaucon in a month. At the present time Marseilles is overrun with them, traps and poison proving futile against tlie army of destroyers, who range even the public streets with impunity; ft e cats have fled in affright, and the only re i once of the inhabinshts lies in the arrival of rt cargo of English terriers, those little champions of the pit alone lheing, of any avail against the int-tidies host. AsimAt. Fut:in.—The health of a laborer in one of the rural districts having some what declined, he called in a medical man, who at once put him on low diet. After a few visits the doctor found his patient so far improved as to warrant his taking some thing more substantial, and he accordingly ordered him a little animal food once or twice a day. The wife said nothing; but no sooner had the doctor departed, than she bolted out of the house and shouted to n neighbor, "What do you think they've ordered for our John to eat now ? Animal food:" "A very good thing, too," replied the neighbor. In,a passion the former ex claimed, "Why, you're as bad as them.— now is it likely our John can eat hay, and straw, and such like stuff? Besides, lie has no teeth." As VERY AN As?.—Not long ago, while several gentlemen were dining at a club in a neighboring city, the conversation turned upon a clergyman who was personally known to only one of the party. "What sort of a person is he ?" inqUired M. The answer was certninly morn em phatic than reverent, for 11. replied instrm:- ly— 'As very nn ass as ever was led out of a stable." "I suppose, then," said S., who had hith erto been wholly silent—"l suppose, then, that when be is about to commence divine service, he says "Let us bray!" SELECTIONS TOON MONCS.-A Cockney— A person of mistaken (hjaspirations. Diferencebetween a Persian and a Turk— One worships the sun, and the other the daughter. Not at all strange—That Scotland, the land of cakes, should also be the land of Burns. When distance lends enchantment to the view, what amount of interest does it charge the view for the accommodation? An amateur wants to know whether the "Music of the Spheres" has ever been ar ranged for the piano; and if so, where it is published. At the close of n volunteer parade, one of the corps accosted n rather practical townsman with—" Mr. A—, why don't you join our oorps?" "llarn't got time for such exercises," replied Mr. "Time?" expostulated the warrior, "do you think it will be "time" when an enemy appears on the coast:" "In that caw," ambiguously replied Mr. A—, "you will find me as ninth"' Is any of you." serThose who hare no particular love for the "Little Giant," laugh over the fol lowing as if it were a gaud juke. "Early in life Mr. Douglas began to im bibe the true spirit of New England:"— Greenfidd Democrat. "Well be might, for it cost him only twenty-tight oents a gallon."—Groton _Ver cury. Son:ln Pnmosornr. —Punch says—and Rho would 'Want better authority—that the reason editors are so apt to have their man ners spoiled, is because they receive such a vast number of "evil communications." sjr" I feel ?water unwell, my dear, and my tongue isfurred—ean it be those 'sausa ges I had for supper?" said an ailing gen tleman to his spouse, nt breakfast. "Oh, I dare say it is, pal" cried a precocious urchin, "for I've heard that they make cats into sausages." M.A. couple or travellers stopping at the Hotel Frlt....taise, is the city of Cordova, the capital of the Argentine Confederation, were suprised and amused by noticing on the bill of fare, "Eggs on horseback." Determined to 'know what it meant, they called fur the egnestrien 413sN when it Waft a steak with two eggs on Aop. :stir The following neat sntiment was drunk standing ate private fete among "de Lust circle" colored elite of New York, a few evening since: "Here's to de colored far sec —dar face needs no paint, der head no snery." jlerA lady welladvanced in maidenhood, atoms marriage requested the choir to sing The loin commencing: wild. is the army I long hare •ought, ifiodsaoarned because! Sound it not." ..Cackling may be termed, poetically, ,the "Ist of tbelien." ejt iggiumbia gily. COLUMBIA. SATURDAT, OCT. 6, 1860. set•SEE NEW ADVERTISEMENTS OT A. M. RAMBO'S, ODD FELLOWS' HALL, IN TO-DAY'S PAPER. Mir*See Fero:frith 4. Bras' advertisement in to-day's paper. Theirs is the largest Wholesale and Retail Tobacco, &gar and Snuff Manufac tory in the State. have received several anonymous communications for the Spy recently.— Know all men by these presents that we can insert no article in our columns without it comes accompanied by the author's name. CORNER STONE.-Ott to-morrow (Sunday) afternoon, at 2 o'clock, the corner stone of the German Lutheran church, on the site of the old German church, in Walnut street above Third, will be laid. There will be service in German and English. The puL lie is invited to attend. SCALE3.-Mr. D. F. Appold has re cently created in Commerce street, between Walnut and Gay eta., a large Scale for for weighing Coal, Hay and other heavy articles. This will be a public convenience in this part of the town, and Mr. Appold should be encouraged in his enterprise_ THE mmEs.—lt appears that we were in error in complaining of our mail arrange ments last week. Since the temporary run ning cif the night trains through Columbia we have a mail at 2 o'clock A. M., and the morning train takes the mail west. We hope some arrangement will lie made by which the 2 o'clock mail may be a perma nent arrangement, as it used to be, even after the trains resume their regular route on the Lancaster and Harrisburg road. Dr.unenATtc MEET! SC.—This evening the Democracy of Columbia will hold a "last" meeting previous to the Governor's election. Addresses will be delivered by Geo. W. McElroy. John Wise, Rudolph Kuhn, James B. Trethvell and F. S. Pyfer, Esrrs. 14,6 gations are expected flora Lancaster and other placocs. The meeting will doubtless be a large one. BURCLARV—On last Monday night the residence of Mr. Ceo. Ehrisumn, adjoining the 4•py Office, was entered by one or more mauranders, and pillaged of a variety of articles. The housebreakers had entered through front cellar-way, and from the cell.tr ascend:A to the dining room. here they found Mr. Ehrisman's coat, waistcoat, boots, hat, &c., where he had left them open retiring, end these they appropriated. They alsoiook from the dining room some ten or a dozen likenesses of the family and friends, many of which cannot be reline A. They visited the pantry and liberally helped themselves to eatables. The thieves lighted themselves with a tallow candle, and from the dropping of grease appear tohave pretty thorougly examined the house. Mr. Ehris man laments the loss of the likenesses, and will pay a liberal reward for their recovery. He requests us to say in his behalf that he shall be happy to have his night visitors call again; another time he will be better prepared to receive them with warm hospi tality. We learn that last week n number of houses were entered by these pilferers.— Clothing was stolen from the Bellevue and Green Tree Hotels, and the residence of Dr. Ilottenstine, on Front street was entered by one of the gentry, who was fortunately over heard by the Doctor and put to flight before he succeeded in committing any depreda tions. Our citizens should be on the watch and give these prowlers a warm welcome. 1 RAILROAD MEETING AT MANIIEIM.—The Directors of the Reading and Columbia Railroad met on Tuesday at Manheim. It was hoped that on this occasion the required I sum of two hundred thousand dollars would have Leen reported as subscribed, and every 1 preliminary to building the road completed. The New York parties were present ready 1 to pledge themselves for four hundred thous i and dollars, and only asked to be assured lof the furnishing of the required contingent by the people along the line to close at once the contract fur building the road. Owing 1 to the all absorbing interest of politics but I little in the way of additional subscription i had been accomplished since the meeting at Ephrata, and a considerable balance still remains to be 'secured. The Directors ordered the immediate survey and perm- I vent location of the route. When this is! lune, if deemed advisable the Contractors are willing to commence at once on whit' subscription has been made, and will take! ! their quota of stuck whenever the balance is made up. Between the October and November elections a meeting will be held here fur the purpose of obtaining additional subscriptions and a determined effort will be made to awake the people to their inter ests. It is but fair that they should know that they have n spirited competition north and cast to contend with. Mount Joy and Marietta want the road; Lancaster wants the road, and there are oven those who design carrying it still farther cast. Colum bia must tight all these outside infiuences, and to do so successfully she must appear with a liberal subscription. There is no inagnifying, the importance of this road to our town. On it depends its future rise or fall. With it we may in a few years rank i among the most prosperous manufacturing Itowns of the State; without it we shall stand stock still, or, worse yet, fall behind in the march of progress. Columbia can do better, much better, than she has already done in the way of subscription, and we believe she will do so when it comes down to the dilemma of road or no road. We hope we shall have not only one but half a dozen meetings within the next month; and we believe they will not be without effect. As soon after the Governor's election as possi ble a meeting should be called, and if we can show a good record of the proceedings, its influence at other points along the line will be worthy of consideration. TRINITY CATIIOLICCIIVIMIL—LATING TEE CORNER STONE.—OO last Sanday,the Corner Stone of Trinity Catholic- Cherish, in , this borough, was laid in the presence of a very large assemblage of people.' yitsitez, in large numbers from Lancaster, Yztr,k and the more intmediateneighborhaod attended and our streets were filled with strangersattrac ted by the untsieitteeremoriy. In themarn ing St. Joseph'S St. Peter's and St: Paul's Beneficial Societies, of Lancaster, to the number of two hundred and fifty, with others from the same place, arrived in a special train and were received by Sz. Peter's Beneficial Society of this place. The Lancaster Soci eties were headed by the Jackson Rifles Brass Band, and on their arrival paraded through several of the streets of the town and marched .to the depot to receive the Beneficial Society from York, which num bered about eighty. The Societies then marched without music to attend service at St. Peter's Church, where Bt. Rev. John F. Wood, Bishop of Philadelphia, officiated. In the afternoon a procession was formed at St. Peters church and marched to the ground where the new church is in process of erection, in Cherry street above Fourth. The Societies were marshalled by Mr. D. F. Aurand and assistants. After the marshals came the American Flag, then the Cross-bea rer, followed by the Sunday school children. Next was carried the church banner, after which marched the York Beneficial Society, and St. Joseph's, St. Peter's and St. Paul's Beneficial Societies, of Lancaster. The Choir of St. Josep .'s Church, Lancaster, followe..l, singing the "Veni Creator Spiri tus." The Trustees of the new church succeeded, immediately preceedi ng the Bishop, his Deacons of Honor and assistant priests Rer. Messrs. Keenan, Schwarze and italic, of Lancaster, Rev. Mr. Meurer of York, 11ev. Mr. M eC'o:.ker, of Elizabethtown, and Rev. Dr. Balfe of Columbia, with the attendant acolytes, bearing the censer, incense, and h o ly water. St. Peter's Bene ficial Society of Columbia, closed the proets- 12C111 Arrived at the church the Societies opened ranks, and permitted the choir and clergy first to enter the enclosure. A temporary flooring had been laid over the joists of the ground floor of the church, and was com pletely filled by the crowd, which also lined the street and neighboring windows and fences, and at thereat a platform, decorated with a cross, wreaths and inscriptions, was erected for the occasion. The staging was occupied by the Clergy, Choir, Trustees, &c A slight alarm was created 'by the settling of the platform soon after it was occupied. It sank some six inches, giving a rather unpleasant start to those engaged in the ceremony. It passed however with out causing a stampede. The ceremonies opened with singing by the choir. Rev. Mr. Meurer then addressed the audience in German, after which the Bishop sprinkled the walls and proceeded to lay the corner stone with solemn ceremony, amid the chaunting of the choir. The stone is a handsome one of Italian Marble, presented by Mr. Charles Howell, of Lancaster. In it were placed the docu• ment of the Bishop, the document of the Trustees, with signa.tut 04, a list of the MOM hers of St Peter's Beneficial Society of Co lumbia, Copies of the Catholic Herald, Co. Jumble Spy, Lancaster Democrat and Lan caster Evening Express, end American and German Coins. It is placed in the east corner of the building. After the ceremony Bishop Wood addres sed the audience in English, explaining its signification,the peculiar dress and symbols of the Bishop, Sc. The address was inter- citing and instructive and was attentively and respectfully listened to by the large concourse of people. At the oonelusion he delivered his benediction in Latin. The procession was then re-formed and returned to St. Per Church, the choir singing the "Te amm." The St. Joseph's Choir is an excellent one and their singing added materially to the effectiveness of the ceremony. The Societies marched from the church to the cars at five o'clock, headc(L by the ha nd. The day was chilly and overcast, but the street around the new church was a jam of human beingq, men women and chil dren. Had the day been a bright one the turn out, large its it was, would have been materially increased. The new church promises to be an orna- : ment to the town. The lot on which it is, being erected has a front of I•_'0 feet on Chet ry street and runs in depth 190 feet to the alley. The church will occupy the East corner, the design being to erect a parsonage at some future time on the West corner.— The church will be 50 feet front by 70 deep, with a basement. The main story will be 24 feet to the ceiling and will be the entire depth and width of the building. There will be a steeple of forty feet from the apex of the roof and about eighty feet from the foundation. The church will bo substantial ly built, of brick, with gothic windows. It will be under roof this fall, and completed as soon as the weather permits. Messrs. Shuman ,t; Tipp aro the builders. Mr. Wm. Fasig does the brick work. The building is the design of Mr. Michael Shuman. MEETING 1 N WASUINGToN.—The C..m paign Club attended a meeting of the Peo ples' Party in Washington on Wednesday evening, which was addressed by Cul. Fisher and Cul. Kauffman, of this place, and other speakers. The meeting was large and en thusiastic. G. C. Hawthorn, Esq., was called to the chair, supported by Edward House, Benjamin Kauffman, J. K. Manning, J. C. Stoner, J. B. Shuman, H. 11. Fry and Jacob Will, ns Vice Presidents. Dr. G. C. Burg and B. W. Shuman were appointed Secretaries. DEMOCRACY IN Mararrr.t.—On Saturday evening the Democrats of Columbia attended an enthusiastic meeting at Marietta, which was addressed.by S. F. Reynold, Esq., of Lancaster, and Mr. Mark Blitz, of Colum bia. ADMITTED.—On motion of B. A. Shaeffer, Esq., James B. Tredvrell has been admitted as a practicing attorney in the several Courts of Lancaster County. Prorzes Ms.vatzto • arm. PROCESSION ON Tosnat, Erstszse.--Cht lost Tuesday eve ning the People's - Party It* a meeting in Columbia which Wme very#rgely attended from oar naighhoring towns and•"the sur rounding county A standtwas erected at the Odd Pellovits liuß and the . ' :Meeting organizedity calling Rev. A. B. Grosh, oc Marietta, to the, diair, with , a number of Vice Presidents; - &e. The President ad dressed the meeting at some length and was followed Ly a yoaug gentleman from Lan caster. whose • name we failed to learn.— Brains Billingfeldt, Esq., concluded, speak ing in German. The speeches were enthu siastically received. Of course the Wide Awakes were out in force, and we must giie precedence to the procession of the evening over any other of the season. It was marshalled by Milton Wike and Dr. S. A. Bockius, mounted.— The West llempfteld Lincoln Wide Awakes, with the Silver Spring Band, marched at the head. Their equipments were black caps and capes and torches. The Marietta Wide Awakes succeeded, with martial mu sic, headed by Messrs. Mehaffey, Cushman and Hinkle, mounted marshals. They turned out very strong and looked remarka bly well in their drab caps and capes. The Wrightsville delegation with the 'Wrights ville Band followed. They were in citizens' dress and with but few torches scattered along the line. The procession was closed by the Columbia Campaign Club, with the National Band. Our Club turned out with full ranks and made a first-rate appearance. They have improved in their marching and general discipline, and, witba few incorrigi ble exceptions, kepe step fairly. The meet ing passed off without any unpleasant inci dents and was a credit to the party. Tae. ELECTION.—The State Election is upon us, and on nest Tuesday the excite ment of the past few months will culminate; after which a long breath, a temporary lull of perhaps a day or two, and then fresh fuel, renewed fury, unequalled extravagance . of populat demonstration—and the Country is safe. The Gubernatorial contest in our State will this year be a close and deter mined one. lu addition to its intrinsic im portance, it derives additional interest from its influence,—real or supposed—on the coming Presidential election. au unusual complication of party alliances has rendered the result on this generally decided battle ground, doubtful. The People's Party nominated Andrew G. Curtin, and it was expected that he would retx , ive the- entire vote of that party, in which case his trium phant election was a foregone conclusion. As if to make assurance doubly sure the harmonious Democracy split up on the Presidential candidate, and an irresistible conflict seemed to rage. The Democrats, however, have not only managed to bury the hatchet and strike hands in support of henry D. Foster, but have convinced the Bell-Everett party that their only chance for the election of the Union Presidential can didates is to vote fur Foster and defeat Cur tin. Su we go. When doctors differ (political doctors) bow shall the unlearned decide. The "soothe sayers" of each party confidently claim to figure up the triumph of their respective candidates by varying majorities. They keep the books, and "speak by the book," and must be right—at least one side. But we, who find it an abstruse mathematical problem to cypher out how to make both ends meet in our small enterprise, would soon be inextricably involved and bemudled among the maze of majorities and minorities which the politician so skilfully and unerringly (?) combines. We have not the shadow of an opinion as to how the "result will tura out." We have our preference and symrathies of course, but these are fur our private enjoyment; our subscribers have no claim on our political opinions. We don't include them in the dollar and fifty cent's worth in advance. We shall not complain when the agony is over, fur to tell truth we are sorely tired of the fuss and trouble. In the meantime may our citizens take matters coolly, behave themselves at the polls, and may the best man win. PittlCEEnt ••:<:5 OF COV:WIL.--Cotratm.t, Sept.. 29, MO.—Council met: 31cmhers present, Messrs. Bruner, Breneman, McChesney, Pfahler and Fraley, Pros. The object of the mooting as stated from the Chair, was to open proposals fur the grading of Fourth street. Propqsals were read from the fdluwing persons; J. S. Mc Mahon, at 20 cents cubic yard; Win. Cow den at IS cents cubic yard; N. Binehour at 17 cents cubic yard; Joshua Sourbeer at 15 cents cubic yard; and H. M. Wills at 12 cents cubic yard. Mr. 'McChesney moved that the work be allotted to 11. M. Wills, provided he gives security to complete the contract, and if ho fails to comply with these conditions, then Joshua Suurbeer, the nest lowest bidder, is to have the contract upon the same condi tions as required of Mr. Wills. Agreed to. On motion of Mr. Hippy, the Road Com mittee was directed to superintend the grad ing of Fourth street. Mr. Bruner moved that the Road Corn mato° be authorized to retain ono fifth of the amount of money that shall be due Mr. Wills until the ooturletion of the work. Agreed to. A communication was read from the Directors of the Columbia School District asking to be exonerated from whatever claim the Borough may have against the School Board for rent. Mr. McChesney moved that their request be granted, on which the Yeas and Naye were called and agreed to by the following vote: Yeas, Messrs. Breneman, Fraley. Mc- Chesney and Ptahler; Nays, Messrs. Bruner and Hippy. Mr. Mcdhesney moved that the School Board be permitted to use the lower room of the Town Hall, the present season, for school purposes, which was disagreed to. Shuman and If pp's bill fur $3.35 was read and ordered to be paid. On motion Council adjourned. Attest, NYu. F. LLOYD, Clerk. List of Jurors 2b sera in the Court of Common Pleas; commencing on the third Monday in Otto berahe 15th., .18613 k. ' Benjamin Brackb3.ll, East Limpeter George W. Brown, City. Wjllittat F. - Rea, Sadabory. John Crafilird, Henry Webb, Colerain. Jacob-Smehling,.East HerapSekl. Joshua Brinton, Salisbury. Peter Shirk, East Earl. John W. Rooting, Elizabethtown. Jacob Griel, City. John F. Herr, Strasburg trop. Martin Mellinger, West Hempfield. Isaac Leman, Upper Leecock. Abraham Minnich, Penn. Michael Ober,. West Donegal. John Lutz, East Coealico. James Collins, Colerain. Lewis Housenl, Marietta. John Baker, Rapho. David Newswnnger, Carnarvon. Abraham Collins, Conoy. John IL Miller, West Lampeter. Jacob Setter, East Elempfield. Benjamin Barber, East Donegal. James Curren. Strasburg borough. Henry Frey, Brecknock. Simon Lehman, Pequea. David IsleCollum, Brecknock. Joseph W. Cottrell, Colombia. Thos. S. Mcllvnin, Salisbury. Jacob Seides, Manor. Benjamin Fritz, Strasburg, Christian Zecher, City. Valentine Gardner, Drumore. John Plank, Salisbury. John 13. Erb, Warwick. List of Jurors. Itb serve in the Court of Common Pleas 6 6 . ! Lancaster County, commencing on the f aura Ifonday in October, the 22d, 1860. Christian Lintner, Lancaster twp. Levi Wissicr, Clay. John Seldomridge, Leacock. Juba Charles, IVashington Abraham Snavely, West Lampeter. Emanuel Hostetter, Manitoba twp. John N. Shirk, Providence. John K. Reed, City. Christian Erisman, Rapho. Samuel Worst, Salisbury. George Frey, East Oxalic°. henry 0. Hogentogler, Mauheitn bar. Nathaniel Mayer, Drumore. Eli Lichtenberger, Penn. Alexander Lindsey, Marietta. Peter S. Eshleman, Penn. Robert M. Morrow, City. Franklin Bryan, Elizabethtown. John L. Emory, Salisbury. Martin Kling, West Donegal. Peter B. Nissley, West Donegal. Abraham H. Heist, Manheim borough Peter Kemper, West Earl. John Strohm, Providence. Daniel Herr, (farmer) Strasburg twp. Nathan Rambo, Salisbury. Emanuel Graver, Manitoba twp. Henry K. Stoner, West Lampeter. Abram ['oast, Barth°. ]lsaias Billingfelt, Adamstown. Christian L. Ilunsecker, Manheim. Levi Landis, Ephrata. Michael B. Musser, East Donegal. Benjamin Kauffman. Washington. Isaac H. Royer, Ephrata. Thomas Stubbs, Fulton. SURTITE OR PERISH.—TILE SCIENCES or Tarn AND DEATH !—We observe that a ma chine for casting bullets, capable of turning out one hundred and sixty rifle balls, per minute, has been started at Washington.— Twice as much attention is paid to the science of killing as to that of curing. Moro than Live hundred instruments of wholesale destruction have been patented within the last twenty years, and only two great earn- tives, Holloway's Pills and Ointment, have been introduced within that time. It would seem, however, that these medicines pretty fairly balance the account between the heal ing art and the science of destruction. The probability is, that they save a much greater number of lives than patent rifles, pistols and cannon destroy; and as their consump tion is increasing in almost geometrical ratio in this country, the odds in their favor are augmenting every year. The late Cali fornia papers.represent these remedies as accomplishing the most extraordinary cures in that State, and especially in the placers, wet and dry. That most tenacious of inter nal diseases, dysentery, is said to have lost all Its terrors in the eyes of the miners, since the introduction of the Pill; and the virulent eruptions and ulcerous disorders, contracted by working in excavations half filled with water, under a hot sun, aro so rapidly reduced by the application of the Ointment, that the diggers are less careful than they ought to be to avoid exposure.— Bilious remittents, and intermittent fevers, have heretofore been terrible scourges in the valley of the Sacramento, and in the neigh borhood of all the water-courses where the presence of gold has attracted a population; but now, the papers say that these disorders appear to be dying out under the renovat ing and purifying operation of the former preparation. This is better news than the intelligence of new gold discoveries.—roas edit "Jlineng Register." ."That's a new article fur beautifying the complexion," said Mr. Bibb, holding up a small bottle fur Mrs. Partington to look at. She looked up from toeing out a woolen sock fur Ike, and took the bottle in her hand. "Is it, indeed?" said She; "well they may get up over so many rostrums for beautify ing the complexion, but depend upon it, the less people have to do with bottles for it the better. My neighbor, Mrs. Blotch, has been using a bottle a good many years for her complexion, and her nose looks like a rupture of Mount Vociferous, with the burning lather running all over contageous territory." Mr. Bibb informed her, with a smile, that it was a cosmetic for the outside, and not to be taken internally, whereupon she subsided into the toe of Ike's stocking, but murmured something about the danger of its "leaking in" neverless. Ike, mean while. was rigging a martingale fur Lion's tail, securing the waggish member to his collar, and making him appear as if scud ding before the wind. ATROCIOVS.—"Betsy, my dear," said Mr. Stubbs, giving his wife a pair of damaged unmentionables, "have thegoodness to mend these trousers; it will be as good as going to the play to-night." Mrs. Stubbs took her needle, but confessed she couldn't see the point. "How so?" said she. "Why, my dear, you will see the wonderful ravels in the pan(-o'-mine." Mrs. Stubbs finished the job, and, handing back the trousers, told Stubbs, "that's darned good." VS.Queer kind of love— A' reuralgic affec tion. Irfa—"A conflict of — nee—twit siral beauties, trying to teal how eld they arm FINERALS ItR Baszcz.—Sinsaclar Custom. —When a person dies in Rio the front en , trance of the house is closed—the only oc casion when such a" thing happen*. The law requires-the body to be 'marled in twenty four hours. If the deceased was ram - ried a festoon of black cloth and gold - is hung over the street door; for unmarried, lilac and black; fur children, white, or blue, or gold. Coffins for the married are also black, but for young persons they are red, scarlet, or blue. Few persons are actually buried in the-shallow coffins of the country, their principal use being to convey the corpse to the cemetery, and then, like the hearse, they are returned to the undertaker. Fond of dress while living, the Brazilians are buried in their best, and, punctilious to the last degree, they enforce etiquette after death. Children under ten or eleven are set out as friars, nuns, saints, and angels. A boy as Sc. John has a pen in one hand and a book in the other. As St. Joseph, the pen is re placed by a staff crowned with flowers. Of higher types, Michael, the Archangel, is a fashionable one. Girls are made to repre sent madoithas and other popular characters Formerly it was the custom in Rio, and still is so in the interior, to carry young corpses upright in procession through the streets, when, but for the closed eyes, a stranger could hardly believe the figure before him, with painted cheeks, hair blow ing in the wind, in silk stockings and shoes, and his raiment sparkling with jewels, grasping a palm branch in one hand, and resting the other quite naturally en some artificial support, could be a dead child.— Large sums are occasionally expended in dresses and jewels for the dead. Mourning is a long affair, and widows never lay aside their weeds unless they marry; yet clusters of a small purple flowers are known as "widow's tears." They bloom but once a year, and soon dry up. A GOOD STORY SPOILED.-A cynical indi vidual on reaching a patb.etie story in one of the papers lately, noted in his memorandum book as follows: Somebody whistled. Teacher calls up big boy on suspicion. Big boy comes up and hold out his hand, sullen and savage. Noble little boy comes manfully forward, and says: "I am the boy what whistled, sir," at the same time extending his hand. Teacher simmers down, and let's em both off. (Mem—Noble little boy thought teacher wouldn't lick hire if he told the truth, but knew big boy would lick him if he didn't.) 12E:9—Twenty years ago a farmer's barn in the vicinity of Worcester, Mass., was struck by lightning and burned to the ground.— Many of the citizens had gone to the fire, when a fop, well strapped and diekied, with his cap on ono side of his head, met the celebrated Dr. G—n, and accosted him in this wise: "Can you—nh, tell me, &oaf], how fah they have succeeded in extinguish ing the conflagration of the—ah, unfortu nateyeotrian's barn ?" The doctor eyed the individual attentively, dropped his head for a moment, and then slipped his thumb and finger into his vest pocket, took out a couple of pills, and handed them to him, saying: "Take these, sir, and go to bed, and if you do not feel better in the morning, call at my office." Columbia Lumber Market Panel Boards and Plank, o W. Pine, $35.00 Ist Comm. " 30.00 2nd " " o o 18.00 Culling " o 12.50 a 13.00 Inferior ." o 9.00 Bill Scantling, 4, 15.00 Joists and Scantling, Hemlock - SO a 10.00 Boards, 9 a 10.00 Bill Scantling, ~ 12.00 Ash Plank,2o.oo a 25.00 Siding, $l2 a 15.00 Long Shingles, 0 a 16.00 Cypress " 10.00 Plastering Lath, 9.25 a 2.:..0 Arrival and Departure of Trains. PF.IEISYSYLVANIA RAILROAD. Eadileard. Marietta Accommodation arrives, 8.15 A. M Lancaster Train leaves 8.15 " Columbia Ace. " 1.00 P. M Harrisburg " 5.15 " Emigrant, 10.10 " Westward. Emigrant arrives 1.30 A. M Mail leaves Columbia Acc. arrives Harrisburg leaves Lancaster Train arrives 8.20 07The Columbia Accommodation Eastward, will arrive at Lancaster at 1.40 P. M., con necting there with the Fast Line East; re turning, will leave Lancaster at 2.40 P. M., or after the Fast Line West passes, arriving at Columbia at 3.20 P. M. I=l ...NAIVES. LY.AVFS. Morning Train, 6.30 A. M. 6.55 A. M Noon 12.15 P. M. 12.30 P. M Evening .‘ 5.00 " 6.10 ~ ITOLLOWAVIII PILL% A.CD OIXTMILIT.—EX , CiM your Judgment—A newer and better phi'osophy.—To poll down all absurd and antiquated notions of disease and Its cures and to establish a rational system on the ruins has bean the chief endeavor of Dr. - Holloway through life, hence the origin of his celebrated rids and Oint mcni—remedies in keeping with common sense be enuse •ish.ervient io nature rather than nt variance with her law. like those In general use. To the ctnmaeh—we trace dyspepsia. headache and general debility—to the liver, hile.,Mondice. and yellow fever, to the bowels, dlarriuna, dysentery. constipation, piles and fistula; to the longs. eonautnption. he., to the Blood scrofula scurvy and all cuttween• eruptions,— Hy keeping thew organ. and the vital fluid pure and healthy we may safely deft the attacks of disease and no medicine yet preenred for this purpose can equal the action of thew Pills and Ointment. a• they dive to the rest of the disorder and by extirpating its cause destroy its egret. POND'S EXTRACT OF HAMAMELIS, OR PAIN DESTROYER, Is one of the few domestic remedies which have tome into geuesal use Mind favor. without puffing. It Is the product of a simple shrub. harmless in all cusses,und as • domestic remedy unequalled. For Burns, Cnts, Bruises. Soreness, Lameness, Sprains, Rheumatism, Male, Ulcers, Old Bores and Wounds, it has not an equal. It is also used, with great success. for Tooth ache. Headache, Neuralgia, Sore Throat. Colic, Diet clime. Hoarseness.. and other similar troublesome and painful affections while it promptly arrests all Hem orrhages. Hundreds of physicians use it daily in their practice, and give it their unqualified recommenda tion. Sold by our agents and dealers. and by F. HUM PH REVS Sr. CO., 5622 Broadway, Sole Proprietors and Manufacturers. UTA. M. RAXIIO, Odd Fellows' 11.11, Agent for Co lumbia. [May 12,1960 MRS. WINSLOW, A expenenced norm and female physician, has a Soothing Syrup for children teeteing. which greatly &cilium" the proem's of teetbiny, by annealing the game, reducing all Inflammation—will allay all pain. and is mire to regulate the bowels. Depend upon it. mothers, it will give rest to yourselves, and relief and health to your infante. Perfectly safe la all cues. See advertisement in another column. Oci.2 i. 91 59.1 Y • FOUND. The place to have your likeness is at Salley's. Jolley takes pictures as low as 91 cents a piece by the dozen. Jolley takes Ambrotypes as low as 50 cents in cases. Jolley takes• pictures at 75 cents. Jolley takes pictures at BLOM Jolley takes pictures at *145. Jolley lakes pictures at •1.50. Jolley takes pictures at 03,00. Jolley lakes pictures at $3,00. Jolley lakes pictures at 31 0,00. .1/Wei takes pictures at *25,00. an fact Jolley takes the best mar Cheapest in the county. Cull and see Jolley, opposite the Spy Mee, Columbia. June 03.1960. II I DEATH! II . _ _ TO EVERY PORSI AND SPECIES or VEREIIN. uc......" "COSTAR'S" RAT, Rosen, &C., EXTERMINATOR. "COSTAR'S . " "Cosr*as" BED-3110 EXTERMINATOR. ' "CO TA On" *Cosrsas" ELECTRIC POWDER, FOR INSECTS, &e. DESTRor INSTANTLY Rats, Roaches. Mice, Moles, Ground Mice, Bed Buys Ants, Mo th s. Mo'quitoes , Fleas. Insects on Plants, lit. ' .eel- on Animals, &c., &c.—in short, every form unr species of VERMIN. 10 years established in New York City—used by the city l'o-t Office, the city Prisons and Station Houses, the city steamer „ ships. he., the city Howls. "Astor,. *St. Nicholas" &c., and by more than' 20;890 private- Outlaws. RDruggi , ts and Retailer. every where sell them: Wholesale Agents in all the large cities. I „oc ll . egular sizes, 2.5 e., 50c. and SI boxer, homes. Irrtnewsltsl!! of spurious imitations. Examine each box, bottle and Husk. and take nothing but "Cos-. TARS" 1,.51,013 boxes Rest by moil. Ir,r'S3 and SO boxes for Plantations, Hotels, Ike., by cap res.. 117.• Address orders—or for "Civet:gar to Dealers" to WEN RY IL COSTAR. Principal Depot. 410 Broarhvay, N. Y. Sold by Dr. W. S. OIcCORKI.E. at the Family flied-- eine Stow. Odd Fellows , Hull, Columbia. May 19, IbGit-Gin WORMY' OF ATTENTION.—In to-day's paper will be found the advertisement of Limiseybr Im proved Blood' Searcher, a medicine which has risen• more rapidly in public favor than any ever invented' or discovered, and which has erected more perma-- nent cures of desperate eases than any remedial agent ever brought before the public. Every person afflicted should apply to one of the agents for a circu lar mid ere the medicine a trial. If it does not cure or afford relief, the money in all•cuses will be re funded. FEMALE HEALTH! FEMALE HEALTH Thoettiols of females softer from derangements pe iinilar to the sex. First, and most common among these is Female Weukness or Whiles. or Leurerrhen, with its constant aitendain4, Lassitude. Prostration, Lome or Weak Brick and Genets! Debility. No one ran be entirely well who thus Poiret , . nod In limidrcds of eases health is uncri- ntidermined Old school medteines and drugs do but hit.. g ood —offril mueb injury; but I lionplireys' Speeifu• llonv aptnhtc VCIINUIC 1 . 1113 nre just the thing. relieving piontiolg slid mmHg: permanently A dollar's WO7lll. WIIF do more good than quarts of nostrums. or six months' attendance ant n doctor. Six boxes for s.l Snide boxes t?.5 mg. N 11.—A Mil set of Humphrey-' Homeopathic Spe cifics, with Book of Directimis. and meaty different Remedies, in large vials. morocco cuse,s3;do. plaint' caw.St; cave of Meta boxes, sad book, $2. There Remedies. by the einele box or case, are sent by umil or express, free of charge, to any address on receipt of the price. Address Da. r lIUMPIIREYS h CO; No. 562 lirondwey. N. York. A. M. RAIIIOO, 04d Fcllons' Hall, Agent :or Co lumbia Sept. 15.760.1 m .1R174r-w'italElWm vstiaa-atacill In Marietta. on Thur-day the 27th 1111.. by Rev. G. M. Clnwgett.3.l n num ISIIICA 1 , T1t0013 to AIL-. 6 MA WE Grain , 11H of Mtmettn. At Kcerners Hotel in ibi= pines.. on the f. l / 4 1 inst., by Thor, IVelsh. b:4q. SI r. MASIKS filInEM. of morieuo to 11C e• Als ROARS'S CONZHI.MAN. of York Coutry. xlii _4.53._ war. _ Os theard inst , CARRIE. daughter of David sad Char lotte 11uHoue•. ag• d s years 2 months mid 5 days. NOTICE. THE subegriber being 1•110U11 lo !mere- Columl in re onests all person , having ally personal claims to nre•ent the tmtne for settlement. _ Columbia. Ow° rG. ISGO-11 TTTrinnEAs. i ivoryy Pi - oilier and wife.of the Borough 11 el Colurnbin. have he devil of vcitaii.ity Meat. eXectvetl on llte 1290 day or September. IN • dh conveyed all their property to the iiiider-igoetl in trust for the benefit of creilooiii; Notice is lo o oy gi ea to all person• indebted io Sa • d flew) Plohler, io ins lie iinrriailitile pit) meat, nod chute hosing demand- ugnin-t Inn to present them for •111 1.'1.11 10 l• 01-IC I.; 1 . 06 LE. A SAgliec. Coiombia, Ociolier it. 1860. A N election for one President, OW Managers and ;1 one Treasurer to serve 111 the Columbin and Chest nut Hill Turnpike, will be held at the public house of Jacob Miller. on MONDAY. the fa ih day of November next, between the hours ofd and 4 o'clock I' M. fl I.IOG LE, President. Columbia October 5.1861.51 e Just Received, - AN'f.VV lot of Cheap Sugar:, New Mackerel, Eng- Hall Duiry Cheet.c, at A. M. RAMBO'S Family Grocery Store. Odd Fellow.' I lall Oct 6.130 FILIUMEZIE.S ATILRICE'Z. FARMERS who may occasionally visit the City during the Vail. or It other timee. for the side of their Surplus Poultry, Pork, and other articles, will upon application to the !Superintendent. be al all times provided at a trifling cost per day with Atalla for the sale of such article,. 111 the New Farmer's Market. on Market and Filbert streets. East of Twelfth street, Phtladelphist. From the central location of this Tin rket, end being immeilintely upon lit. principal thoroughfare of the ny, it tins great advantemes over till others. for tran sient busmen., and will utTord an eteellent Market (or such particularly on Mondays, Tue.dnys, l'hursdayn and Fridays,when there are comparatively few Farmer's in intendante. Farmers having market ing of any kind to sell are requested to proceed direct ly to this Market and inquire for the Superintendent, or m his absence au3 of the Watchmen in charge of the A .iding provided by the Company enables earn loaded with Marketing from any of the Railroude entering the C.ly from the West. to be run directly to the vide ef :Hai Inn Buildingv. JOSHUA EVANS. Supetintendeni. Oct 9. IMO. 91 11.27 44 3.20 P. M 6.10 44 SZEBRIETISI SALM. oThursday, October 25,1660, at 3 o'clock P. M., by virtue orsundry writs of Vencliiioni Ex pone.. Levan Facies, and writ• of Merl FlICill4, issued out of the Court or Common Pleas of Lunen-ter coon ty,and to me directed. I will expose to public sale or out cry, at the Court house, In the city of Lancaster, the tollowilin real erode. viz:— A Lot of Ground,situated in the upper ward of the borough of Waahimprin, Lancaster ecouittY, fronting on Lancaster street, in said borough. sixiy lent and extending buck to an nlley one hundced nod ntu r ty-nix feet adjoining an alley on the eiwt lid other and other property of the defendant on the we , t, Olt ink onmmodiona two..tory Log Weather-bearded E DWLLING MOUAR; well-finished: also. a good wn'h honte with bake oven and Ore place. in it,a new frame .table and earrings house, and other outbuilding., a well of water with pump therein. and• other improvements Also. a Lot of Ground, situated in the upper vra:d of the borough of I Vatitington. Lancaster county. eon. Wining in irons. on Lintensier street, in said borough, sixty feet, and ex tendi ng back to en alley one hundred and ninety-six feet. with a two.story Framel n k .. DWELLING HOUSE, with Kitchen attached. and oilier Improvements, adjoining property of defendant on the earl and wirers. As the property of JOSEPH SCIIOCII. All of which are seized and taken in execution. and will be •old by BE NJ. F ROWF.. Sheriff. SlierifFs Oilier. Lancaster, October 1.1860. October 6, 1&30-ts LIST OP lIIITTERS REMAINING in the Columbia . Post Office; Oct. 1, IMO. Appalls Loevema Halley & Son Aurunin M Krop Frederick Aloriebt Elizabeth Kitchen John Black John Love Nathan Brooke & CO Mellinger H S Buxton John IVishener Doan Bower Sarah Mays Samuel Carry Peter McKoeder Sarah Colktne S Norns William Cassel A Nicholgon H Coffman A Natasha= Jacob. Eppley P J Perkhaus John V F.ligte John Quin Stephen Francisco John Rahothau & Pratigley Fisher William Rola n John Fateer T Roth David Flowers E B Rcplinger Peter . Furgesatt J 003111416 Stevens George P Greene James Suzette! Sophia Griffith A J Scbel Peter Goble Enos Strawbridge Amanda Ilindermyt r UT Strein Anna It Hendspon Jacob Sackett R H Ilovey John • • Smith W 8 flames Samuel Shafer Jelin Horn Caroline: Tints William Harrison William Wiley John Hefner Solomon • Weller George Hornbill N 13 Wiritebill Dr .3 C Hutchison 111 D Walker James Harley William Zink David L Persons enquiring for letters • will please mention if they are advertised. A. S. MODEILWELL, P. M. Columbia, Oct. 1, 1860. LOITIS LEITNER NOTICE ELECTION.