The Columbia spy. (Columbia, Pa.) 1849-1902, September 24, 1859, Image 2
terser abuse, and et ea in tLe Protinces, Mee. Moriartris lawn:age had. petaed lato smarretscg. The dJetionnry of tubliii slang had leen•consider s atdpenlarged by iherostrl her voluble impudence 'had almost ' , become Tprcrverbial. Some .uf O'Connell's 'friends, ihowecer, thought that he could beat her in the use of her own Isla:pone. Of this, however, helmet' some doubts himself, when he had listened once or twice to some minor spicimens of her Billingsgate. It was mooted once whether the young Kerry bar rieteroatl.l encounter her, end some one of the company (in O'Connell's presence) rattier too freely ridiculed the idea of his foeleig able to meet the famous Madame Motiacty. O'Connell never liked the idea of being put down, and he professed his rendinesa to .encounter bar. and even backed himself fur the match. Bets were offered and taken,--it was decided that the match should come off at once. The party adjourned to the huckster's stall, and there was the owner herself. superintending the sale of her wares—St few loungers and ragged idlers were hanging round her stall—for was a "char acter," and in bcr NFU, was one of the sights of Dublin. O'Connell was very confident of success. lie had laid an ingenious plan fur over coming her, and, with all the anxiety of an ardent experimentalist, waited to put it into practice. De resolved no open the attack. At this time O'Connell's own party, and the loungers about the place formed an audi ence quite sufficient to arouse Ilrs. Mori arty, on public provocation, to a due exhi bition of her powers. O'Cunnelj common• ced the attack. "What's the price of this walkingAtick, Mrs. what's your name?" "Moriarty, is my name, ands good (me It IP; and what LAM you got to say agin it? and one and sixpence's the prico of the stick.. Truth, it's 4 cheap as dirt, eo it ie." "One and sixpence fur a walking-stick!! whew: why you are no better than an im poster, to as]; eighteen pence for what cost you twopence." "Twopeoco your grandmother," replied Mrs. Biddy; "do you mean to say that it's ohoating the people I am! imposter indeed!" "Ay, imposter; and it's that I call you, to your teeth," rejoined O'Connell. "Come, cut your stink; yon cantankerous jackanapes." "Keep a civil tongue in your Lead, you old diayonal," cried O'Ounnell, cal "Stop your jaw, you pug-nosed badger, or /'II make you go quicker nor you come. "Don't be in a passion, my old radios— auger will ouly wrinkle your beauty." If you say another word of your impu deuce, I'll tun your dirty hide, you bastely common scrub, and sorry I'd be to soil rev tete upon your carcass:" Whew buys, what a passion old Biddy is in. I protest, as I'm a gentleman—" Jintiernanl jintleruanl the likes of you a jiutleratin: Wishe, that bangs Banagher. Why, you potato-faced pippin-sneezer, when did a Madagascar mnnkey like you pick enough of common Christian decency to hide your Kerry brogue." "Easy, now—easy, now," cried O'Connell, with imperturbablegood humor, "don't choke yourself with tine language, you old whiskey drinking parallelogram." Wines that you call me, you murderin' villaiu:" roared llrs. Moriapty, stung into fury. "I call you," answered O'Connell, "a par ellelog,rarn; and a Dublin judge and jury will say that it's no libel to call you so." '0 tare-au-oune! Oh; holy that an honest woman like mo should Le called a parrybellygrums, to her face. I'm none of your parrybellygrums, you rascally gallows bird, you cowardly, sueakiug, platelioken, bliggard!'' Oh,not you indeed!" retorted O'Connell: "why, I suppose you'll deny that you keep a hypotheneuse in your house." •*lt's a lie fur you, you robber: I never had such s thing in my house, you swiudling thief." "Why, sure, all the neighbors know very well that you keep not only a hypotheneuse, bat that you go out to walk with them every Sunday, you heartless old heptagon." "Oh, hour that, you saints of glory! Oh, there's bad language from a fellow that wants to pass for a jintleman. May the devil fly away with you, you micher from Munster. and make celery-sauce of your rot ten limbs, you mealy mouthed potato washer." "..1.12, you can't deny the charge, you mis erable subroultiple of a duplicate ratio'." "Go, rinse your mouth in the Liffey. you nasty tinckle•pitcher; after all the bad words you speak, it ought to bo filthier than your face, you dirty chicken of Beelzebub." "Rinse your own mouth, you wicked mioded old polygon—to the deuce I pitch you, you blustering intersection of a super flees!" "You saucy tinker's appreatice, if you don't cease your jaw I'll—.-" but here she gasped far breath, unable to hawk up any more words, for the last volley of O'Connell Mad nearly knocked the wind out of her. I I "While I bare a tongue I'll abuse you, you most inimitable periphery. Look at her, boys, there she stands, a convicted per-1 pendicular in petticoats: There's contami nation in her oircutaference, and she trem bles with guilt, down to the extremities of her corollaries. Ab! you're found out, you rectillineal, antecedent, equiangular old hag! 'Tin with you the devil will fly away, you porter-swiping similitude of the bisection of a vortex." Overwhelmed with this torrent of lan guage, Mrs. Moriarty was silenced. Catch ing np a saucepon, she was aiming at o'. Mauna's head, when he very prudently makes a timely retreat. 'lron have won the wagtr. O'Connell, here's your bet," cried the gentleman who proposed the contest. O'Connell knew well the use of sound i n vituperation; and having to deal with an ignorant scold, determined to overcome her in volubility, by using all the suquipedal la +Pemba which occupied Euclid ; With these and s few significant epithets, and a. scoff ing impudent demeanor,- he bad, for once, Imposed silence on Biddy Moriarty. einimbia gn. COrti&ftlA. P A. SATURDAY', SEPT. 24, 059 NEW ATM.RUSESIENTS op A. M. RAKBO,ODD rzzzoirls' HALL, r. ro-D4.y's irm A.Noruzs. "Mt Luns."—We are again un der obligations to those enterprising young caterers, Hunter Fisher, fur a deli'zious Watermelon. They keep up their stock, and at their establishment may be found every fruit and vegetable in their litte.of business. Our citizens should encourage their industry and pluck. They are a cou ple of boys with the enterprise of man. YORK. COUNTY FAILL,—We AM indebted to W. S. Roland, Ecq., Secretary of York County 4.gricultural Society, for compli mentary tickets of admission to the exhibi tion of the society, to be held in York, Oc tober 4th, sth, Gth and 7th. The coming fair promise* to exceNll in interest all its predecessors. The sc,eiety has reematiy ad• ded to the ground 4, additional bui4lings have been erected, and no pains will be spared to make the exhibition one of merit and a means of usefulness. Ova ISlxu.s.—There is a screw loose some where in our mail arrangements. By a pe culiar hocus-pocus we have for some time been chb.eled out of our Monday morning, mail, receiving the letters which leave, or should leave, Philadelphia on Sumbty night, on Monday at eleven o'cloeck. This is bad enough, but in addition to this nuisance, there have been two failures in the morning mail tluring, the present week. The fault, we believe, lies with the parties transport ing the mails, and it is time that the atten. that of the authorities of the Post 01lice De partment should be called to the manner in which services, for which the people pay roundly. are rendered. There .Can be no excuse where there is every facility of rail road communication for these failures, ex cept accidents, delaying the trains, and we have heard of none such between Columbia and Philadelphia Ia the present instances.— There is scarcely an imposition to which an American public will nut tamely submit. Uncle Sam's mail included, but the temper of the most stolid and long buffering com munity will be be ruffled by these irritating failures. We shall notice them properly whenever they occur. DANIEL RICE'S "GREAT Sttow."—Daniel Rice, the great, come* with the Elephant , he traveleth this way: with the Rhinoceros he arriceth; with the "mu•els" he sojourn- eth amongst us fur a day. Daniel is mak- jog his first last appearance before his thousands of country friends, this season— may he continue to make last appearances for many seasons to come—and will be with , us on Wednesday next. Those who have encountered D. R. face to face will not be sorry to meet•him again, though it be fur the last time; end whose has um er taints seen the inimitable—if such there be—bed better embrace this final occasion, and save a life-long repentance and regret of wasted opportunity. We read of sad loss to Daniel, by fire, at Easton, but his best horses and entire collection of valuable trained beasts were saved—the performances will be none the less varied and interesting fur the dis aster. The Elephant will appear as M. Blondin, crossing Niagara river on a tight rope, carrying his trunk on his back. Du ring this pet formance Dan will deliver his farewell address, and the tears of the mul titude, it is confidently expected, will very creditably support the delusion of the im mediate vicinity of Niagara Falls. The crowd will be "around" next Wednesday, and Dan may look out for a "house" that will stretch his canvas till the scams crack. The exhibition will be given on n lot be longing to Mr. Hippy, in Cherry street abore Fourth, PROCEEDINGS or Cut NC IL.--COLCSI nI A, Sept. Its, 185'1--Council met—members present: 31essrs. Fraley. Felix, nipper, Pfahler, Welsh and Bletz, President. Minutes of last meeting read and approved. Road Committee reported the expenses for the last month, $134. The following bills were ordered to be paid: Jacob Ilogentogler, $101,20; John Shenberger,s2,so; John lingentogler, $5,60; E. Derrick, 75 cU.; D. Chalfant, $24,43; Sam'! Boyd, $7,14. Mr. Welsh moved that F. S. Bleu's bill for $366,75 be laid on the table, and called for the yeas and nays, with the following result: Yeas, T. Welsh. John Ilippey. Nays, P. Fraley, J. C. Prattler, John Fe Hz; the motion being decided in the nega tive, Mr. Fraley moved that the bill be paid, which was agreed tn. On motion of Mr. Fraley, the Road Com mittee was until:l.l..lml to have part of Union street and part of Fourth street piked. Mr. Welsh moved that the matter of grading Fourth street from Union to Mill street, be left with the Road Committee, which was agreed to. .1 petition was read signed by a commit tee from the Old Columbia Fire Company, representing their engine to he worn out, and asking for an appropriation to enable them to purchase a new one. Mr. Welsh moved that it be laid on the table, to which Mr. Fraley offered the following amend- ment, •"until we have funds sufficient to warrant an appropriation." The motion as amended was agreed to. Mr. Welsh moved that the Committee on Bravo Engine be instructed to purchase the fire hooks from the Fire Companies, and have handles put in them; also, to have them placed at convenient points in the bo rough and if they cannot be bought to have new ones made, which was agreed to, Oa motion, Council adjourned. Attest: Wu. F. Ltovn, Clerk. Lantrs' AnzetcAN.MscaziNE.—This Mag azine, successor to "Graham," preserves the traditional features of that departed monthly, and gives the ladies a large amount of interesting and valuable infor mation about female knick•knackery, &c.— The October number bite bee* received. Police Items MEYORTED 131" 011.1,V..13,P5C,1A1, ' '3106T HARD." A PVLFORESANCE BLITZ.---Ort Saturday, Vith inst„ Sylvester Vogel Wade complaint before Justice Welsh against Mark Blitz, )ao relation to the "'Signor,") for assault and threatening to kill Mark was brought to the mark by Richard, and investigation made by the 'Squire. It appeared that the wrangle bad occcurred immediately under the nose of Justice, but from the fact of its being conducted exclusively in the German tongue the Magistrate concluded it was only a friendly invitation to lager, and did not interfere. Interpreted into English the language became vituperative and threat ening—Blitz had called Vogel hard names (what Dutch name could he call him that would not he hard?) and Vogel returned the compliment, when Mark threatened exter mination. S 3 lvester was out mach scared, but be sued on account of his customers, that they might not be deprived of the atatf of life through his sudden taking off at the hand of the rash Blitz. Mark vram bound over for good behavior in the sum of $250. Wag tvJEW r.—On Tuesday, 20th inst., Mark Blitz, above honorably mentioned, made charge before Esquire Welsh against David Hanauer, of "Little Davy's Clothing Emporium," and Otto Steiner, of late duel ling celebrity, for assault and battery, on the evening of the 19th inst., complainant being at the tine under bonds to keep the peace, consequently not in his ordinary of fensive and defensive eondition. Hollings worth prevailed upon the belligerents to ap pear the same evening at the Blue Front for a hearing. Both parties were assisted by counsel, and the hearing was conducted on strictly professional principles. From the evidence it appears that the collision oc curred between Davy and Blitz, who are ri val clothiers on Front street, at "Andy's," where they accidentally met in pursuit of lager. inspired by the unaccustomed bev erage, Blitz spoke loudly—above a whisper. Under the same inspiration Davy consider ed the tone should be lowered, and grabbed Mark. Blitz fastened on Davy'a finger with his molars. Steiner put in his oar and ouk a pull at Mark's hair instead of at his lager. Blitz kicked Davy's shin. The allies "downed" Mark and Davy put his boot on the eye of his enemy, blackening it. Stei ner hurled two brick-bats after Blitz, who made schedule up Front street. These were die accusations of respective parties. An dy's testimony did not establish much. lle had riot seen first blow struck; heard Blitz cry fur help during the row and thought he was calling for lager; arrived on the ground with the beverage nod found the party mixed up in a general muss; exhorted the belligerents to "git his house out." David and Otto were held in the sum of $250 each for appearance at the next term of Court to answer charge of assault and battery. In the afternoon Davy had sued Blitz be fore Justice Bruner, who put the latter un der $3OO bail for appearance at Court; thus we have a pmentdouble acting, reciprocating case. A Baur/a. OUTRAGE —On Friday, 23rd inst., upon complaint made before Justice Bruner, Bri utott Davis, of Williamsburg, Captain of canal boat J. S. M. Gibson, was arrested and brought before the magistrate, charged with brutally outraging the person of a respectable German woman of this place. The woman had been on a visit to! Safe Harbor, and with her children gat on the boat of Briuton at Lockport, •)n Thurs day afternoon, to return to Columbia„ About dark the Captain made improper ad-1 vances to her nod on her repelling him commenced a struggle with her, which, after being continued fur home time on deck, ended in his forcing her into the cabin, the door of which he lucked. Here he com pletely overpowered her and accomplished his infamous ends. They arrived here about 1 o'clock at night, and the boys of the boat accompanied the injured woman to her home, carrying the children. The lat ter had been left .sereaming nn the deck of the boat during the brute's struggle with the mother. The evidence of a small bay, one of the hands on the boat, curroberated the statement of the woman, although he evidently testified under fear of the Cap. tain. Two other boy-, of about eighteen years, were employed on the boat, one of whom was asleep in the bow and heard nothing of the struggle. The other boy could not be secured, having concealed himself. The wretch was promptly com mitted to await his trial, when he will probably receive, not his deserts, but such feeble approximation to justice us the se verest penalty of the law provides. Ile was taken down the same morning. Enron OF THE Srv:—ln your issue of last Saturday, I noticed a statement you made concerning the origin of the fire on the 2nd inst., which yon was prompted to by the request of Mr. Wien, in which you stated that you obtained the information from me that the fire originated in the house of Mr. B. Barr which IV. Wien occupied, and was so published in the previous num ber of the Spy, which is, probably, correct, but, sir, I do not think that I did say, posi tively, that the fire originated in Mr. Barr's house, yet .1 presume, I told you, as also generally to others, that I did not know where, or how, the fire originated, but told what I saw with my own eyes and heard of others from which you must have drawn your conclusion. The first I saw of the fire, was from the al ley in the rear of our lot, at which time there was probably twice as much or more on Mr. Barr's house than ours, and a mem ber of our family told ins, that, being in the roar of the lot had seen the smoke on the roof of Mr. Barr's house, and presently the flame, and then called to Mr. Wien who was also in the rear of their lot, that their heuse was on fire, at which moment Mr. Icien started and ran up to their house.— But, how Mr. Wien knows that the fire originated in our house is s mystery to me. DANIEL lIEISLET. [The above communication was intended for last week's paper, but was crowded out, We !care the dispute with the parties. con cerned, but . are almost tempted to exclaim "A plazuc o' both the houses!"—En.] For the Columbia Spy The Farmer and Gardener. MIL EDITOR.-. 3 have been much -pleased with your frequent references to the value of the "American Agriculturist" a maga. zinc which I have taken for years and should be sorry to do without. When the "Farm Journal" was discontinued I was glad that soma of its transferred subscribers would hays a taste of something better in the Ag riculturist. Our Pennsylvania Journal had become a mere advertising medium for cer tain Implement warehouses, .nursery-men. &c., and was a humbug. But Pennsylvania the great agricultural suite of the Union needs a paper devoted to her own special wants—appropriate to her own productions and to her own climate—acquainted and ac quainting with the particular taste of her people. In short 1 think with the Editor of the beautiful magazine the "Femme Jain GARDENER" which has just reached us, that Pennsylvania, with .her 150,4)00 farmers, ought to have at least one agricultural jour nal denoted to the advaacementof her great leading interest. Will you not, therefore, urge Pennsylvanians to come forward and support a paper of their own. I shall not cease to take a New York or a New. Eng land agricultural paper, but I have found some of my neighbors occasionally a little misled by the peculiarities of a paper more particularly adapted to soil and climate, and to customs, a little differing from our own. I will read of the treatment of vines in France. if I can find the volume, and ex_ pect some benefit from the general princi ples to be deduced from their treatment ; but I would depend upon following with more confidence advice from nearer neigh bors. Our state, with a population of ren ders large as an empire or an Empire state, should not look to another country of anoth er latitude for the record of agricultural ex perience—success to the Farmer and Gard ener of Pennsylvania. M. DR. M'LANE'S LIVER. PILLS FLERING BROS. PROPRIETORS. 1:1_7 - This great medicine has supplanted all others for the cure of 1.11,111 , CA of the liver. Its eIT, eta are so salutary and speedy, and at the name throe so perfectly safe, that it i. out inapricing it should supersede all oilier•. Invented by a very disungui -lied physician of Varmint, who practiced in a region of remain ut which ilepans. or I.ls er Complain, is peculiarly formidable and (101111[1011, HMI wino had spent years in discovering the ingredients and [import 1111 l ing their quantities, these Pills are peculiarly adapted to every form of the dt -ease. nod "ever fail to alleviate tine most obstinate cases of that terrible complaint 'lite; have justly be eome celehrsied. and the r, aenrebes of Dr. APLane have placed his name among the benefactors of roan kind. No one bovmg ey mpionot of Uns formidable romplaint .hold he without these invaluable Pills !tut e you a pain to tire light side. tinder the edge oldie ribs, w Mein iniereaten with pers.:are—unable to he with elite on the lets side—with occasional, sometimes con .tant, pain under the choubler blade, frequently extend ing to the lop of the shoulder!' Rely upon it. that al though d"• latter poins are sometimes taken for rheuma tic, they Olt nrice Bain of the Liver; and if you would have relief,go instantly and buy u box of Dr. 51.1.aar's Liver Pulls, prepared only by Pleating WOK of Piiinairgh, Purchn-er4 will he COTefill to ask for DR APLANE'S CELEBRATED LIVER PILLS. manufac tured by PLC.:BING BROS.. of Pittsburg, Its. There are other Pills purporting to be Liver Pills. mow before the piddle Dr. NVl.ane's gelatine lover Pills, also his celebrated Vermifu•ge. can now be had at all re pectable drug stores. None gen ll ill e triihev t the sir nature of s.p. 1q.19 [1:1 DA LL EI"SM AGICAL PAIN EXTR ACTOR In all doora.er iiillainination more or Its. predonii mile.—itow to allay inflammation 'Rik es at the root of ili"eare—hence an immediate cure. Dailey's Magical Pain Extractor, :rod nothing eke, will allay inflammation at once and make a certain rare. Dalley's Magical Pain Extractor will cure the following among a great catalogue or rlorearer: Runt', Scald., Cu:s, enare4, Sore Nipple., 11111110 its, Braker, Sprains, Biter, Poirot', Bile., Scrofula. Ulcer., Fever Sorer., Felons' 1 Ear Ache. Pile•, Sore Eye., Bout, Swelling•, Rhea-, l manna, SeAld Head, Salt Rheum, lialdnera, Eryripe• Ilingotorm, Barber'. Itch, Small Pox, blencler Ra.h. ,&e. •ro .nine et tray appear incredulous that PO many dt.ea.es should he reached by one article; fuel, an idea will VA 111-11 when reflection points to the fact, that the onive et uu combint OOP or ticredients, each and every oat; applying a perfect antidote to it. oplio di.torder. Dalley's Magical Pain Ex tractor in its elTeett is antasmeul, because the time is so short between mind a permanent curet and it is an extractor, as im draws all disease 0411 of the affected part, leaving nature as perfect us Picture time i nju ry.— It is scarcely necessary to a -3 114111110 house, work shop, or /1100Litaelary should be one moment with out it. No Pain Extractor is genuine elders the box ha upon n x •reel plate engraving, with the name o Henry Dailey, Manufacturer. For rale by all the Drugginm and patent medicine 4icaler4 throughout the United Staten and Canadair. Ftineipal Depot, 163 Chumbern et., New-York. C. F. CHACE. Sold by TruggrdP • Columbia R. W11.L1.01 4 . Agroi. NERVOUS DISEASES CONTROLLED AND CONQUERED. Of all the varions ills that detract from the enjoyment of human life, most of them may be traced to a disordered condition of the net. vous system. The horrors of Epilepsy, or fal ling Sickness, arise in most cases from this cause. Our readers may remember, on sev eral occasions before, we have alluded to the wonderful cures, or modifications of Fits, made by the Vegetable Extract Epileptic Pills invented and prepared by Dr. Seth S. Hance, of 108 Baltimore Street, Baltimore, Aid. We feel fully satisfied that these Pills have cured some of the most stubborn cases of Epilepsy, as well as the milder forms of Fits, such as severe Cramps, Spasms, &r. We now record the fact, that persons will find these Pills equally efficacious in curing every form of of nervous debility:—no matter whether man ifested in the acute and excruciating form of Neuralgia, Tic-Doloreux, or Nervous Head ache, the misery of Dyspepsia or Indigestion, the sufferings of Rheumatism or Gout, the melancholy hallucination of depressed spirits or hysteria, their effect will be equally happy and certain. Persona in the country can write to the inventor, and have the medicine for warded to them by mail. The prices are, one box, $3; two boxes $5; twelve boxes $2l; and sent to any part of the country, free of postage. Direct your communications to Seth S. Hance, 108 Baltimore street, Baltimore, tdd. HAIR DYE--HAIR DYE- HAM DYE WM. A. BATCHELOR'S HAIR DYE: The Original and Beat in the World! All others are mere imitotlons,and should be avoid ed, if you wish to escape ridicule Gray. Red, or Rusty Hair Dyed surtamly to a beau tiful and natural Brown or Black, without the least injury to Hair or Skin. Wm. A. Batchelor's Hair Dye producer a color not to be d wanguished from nature. and is warranted not to injure in the lea,t, however long it may be coma. ued.und the ill effects of bad dies remedied; the Hair invigorated for Lt( by this Splendid Dye. Nark, aold or applied (in 9 private room.) at the Wig Factory, Broadway, New 'York. :Mid in all estjes and towns of the United State. by Lai/Rests a stfl Paney Hood. Dealer.. 117 - The genuine ha. the name anJ address upon a *Mel plate ewer■ving oa four .ides of each box, of W. 1.1. A. BATCHELOR, No•. 13, 'la. TB Broadway. New• York. Sold by Druggists s in Cohnabla. $. Agent: Batchelor's IV.igs and Toupees surpass all. They are elegautt,Bribt, easy and durable. Fittinglos charm—nolo:sting op behind—no shrink ing off the bead; indeed. thitis cite only establishment where these things are property nude r. rood and made Nor. 13, "58. teC3 Broadway, New York. The heavens were illuminkttod 011 the evening of August .*9th, loaf', by the =am splendid Auyora liorealia ever seen in the Country. Rays of pant colored light Rotated across the sky. and the change+ were beautiful in the extreme. At one lime a rapt observer remarked, that he fancied he could see the .parkling lig4t• form them..elves into the following worcia: Buy all your garment. at the Brown Matte Clothing Hall of Roc khilt & Wllaon. Non. 6U3 and 605 Chestnut en., above Sixth, September 10.1959. OFFPFU44k DR. HOOFLANDS GERMAN BITTERS, DR. HOOEL AND'S BALSAMIC CORDIAL, The „great standard medicines of the present age, have acquired their great popularity only through years of Pied. Unbounded satisfac tion is rendered by them in all eases; and the people have pronounced them worthy. Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Debility of the Nervous System, Diseases of the Kidneys, and an diseases arising from a disordered liver or weakness of the stomach and digestive organs, are speedily and permanently cured by the GERMAN BITTERS. The Balsamic Cordial has aspired a reputation surpassing that of any similar pre paration extant. It will cure, WITIIOtT FAIL, the most severe and long-standing Cough, Cold, or Hoarseness, Bronchitis, In fluenza, Croup, Pneumonia, Incipient Consumption, and has performed the most astonishing cures ever known of A few doses will also at once check and cure the most severe Dlarrha3a proceeding from COLD IN THE BOWELS, These medicines are prepared by Dr. C. M. JAcicsox & Co., No. 418 Arch Street, Phila delphia, Pa., and are sold by druggists and dealers in medicines everywhere, at 75 cent: per bottle. The signature (IC. M. JACICtION will be on the outside wrapper of each bottle. 1' In the Almanac published annually by the proprietors, called EVBIIVIODY'S ALMANAC, you "will find testimony and commendatory notices from all parts of the country. These !Almanacs are given away by all our agents. rot. side by all druggists in the Country. Apr 09.1559 ly. Z* , ? ..\ 5 - ",.,,, - 1 5 - • a r . 1,,' S - r . ~. In Wsettington. on 'Need ay,•20111 lust, by the Elev. Mr. Wolters. or I.attra -ler. C Wstrn, of Columbin, to Mtas NiAGOIE SUAUTZEU, of the former borough. The pnnter WUR not forgotten on the above occasion. The health of the happy couple watt duly called in the satictain NVe wish the flames n long and happy hie tourney together. On the :21 st of Aortal, 1,3. the Rev, J CHAT:ALP% Dvivits, L.Q., to .3112.8 FANNY IlAtss, both of On the lith inst . by the , nine, 111 n GEORGE W.NEW BERT. to M iss MARY U. 1.1.1116 H Oo 7hc Ined loci.. by the .nine. Din Grottora Youtio. to Ht•e I.tzzre 11 7 ,u75. oil of Cohontoo. 111 this pluee. no Sunday II th aged 61 years. a months. 2? nays. On the rooruutc of the 17th tart, ELEA NO •t I IncgroN, youngest child of met - then and Martha M Gteetuo, aged 13 months and 23 day, I= raTI 7 .I2S ICPinmeimivy on the e%tate of Pm.. NM of the borough of Color - ohm, deren-ed. hero grom.•l in I hr. aid borough of Colombia. ull rersou. ooleMe.l to cod deeeOem are regoe-ted make immedime payment. MLy hag vlaune vvIII ELIZABETII :FAMUEI. M. HINKLE. -Exeeutor4. e.pi 21 1 ,1 59 Gi• Barrels for Sale. 0 0 Barret., 'ail:dile for packing. apitltar, potatoes Hour or tallow, for sale at AM BA 1.111() , !: Family Grocery Store. CMS rellows' 24. 1859. Cuba Sixes. TEN Thousand of the, flue flavored Sugars for sale Cull nod get boo, at A. r: A :%1 Fu mil,. Grocery Store, Odd Fellows' 11:111 Sept. 24, 1e54. Groceries Cheaper. CALL and pen fnrm A. M. RANIII(I`3 Gr.erry Store. Odd rel...a' Hull SepTirenher 24. 1F59. PRILADELPIIIA, NEW YORK AND BOSTON. Grand Opening of FALL AND WINTER DRY GOODS. THE Proprietor of the People's Cash Store, Coliimbo, hint py.t reit, riled from the civil era cities, with a large and varied it ire non n( Ore•S Good.. embraeing all the worn lit tie eii.t• enn to which we le•pectiulty invite the /MM. 11011 01 the ladies and gentlemen of Columbia and vi• et oily. We cost oiler you the Phi Isidelp hilt sty it winch you can find iu every hture. and we 1.71113 r you the noveltw. or New York and ito..ton which no other store (AM show you nut of Philadelphia. lien., you have the advantage of a greater variety rind ilif• It trot }l} Ir. of (iOO4ll by tanking your purchase. at Ilse People's Cask :Num. Our clock COIISI-In 11/ pert of (Nor. 13, '59. Choice Patient. Printed Merinos, All Wool French Del:tine., Plaid nod rlalit Valenesa., Plaid Poplin., Very Rich Figured Paulard., 64 width Par: meow, equal 10 French Menlloer, 1111 eolora and very Cheap. DRESS SILKS! DRESS SILKS!! so diffarent inytea Fancy Lire, say, adapted In Fall and Wmler, the heat uaadaiment ru t Colombia, come beautiful pattern, at 50 eta per yard. A lways the BEST DOLLAR BLACK SILK, and oilier grade• in proportion. SHAWLS. CLOAKS, AND THE NEW STYLES CLOAKING CLOTHS. A P we pure huse our t_showle trout the importer. we are prepared to retail them at i e a ht to per rent cheaper than nay other clot, in Colima:to. :AD differ enter:les on hand. Cloth Clout...sand Itu•ters And hew style cloths to ',mho. up. Clothe, Cneeimeree,mottnette,denne,&e.; }limn.le, Cradle, Cr, and Bed Blatikete, Wool Coverlets, in great varlet y at the Ineve.t rod, Denote, DOMESTIC GOODS. of every grade, Shirting., Sheeting", 'risking." Cheek., Gingham', Calicoes, r Xira good. at GI cent., m abort, any thing and every ilimg us good as the best and a. cheep a. ihe cheeps." HOSIERY AND FANCY MIN'S. 50 doz. all grades fleecy lined sbockibgs. tce. The Te —sbnon pure"Jouvuel Kid t: ggeilt for the celebrated &fallout r (;loves. Ladies' new style Op- era Caps, Noble... oe. The beauurul Balmorel %Vat ter Skirt, for Ladies. and many cuhr..r Ws" too nu merous to meta ;on, can be had by ai,u ay 11. C. FONDKRSSIITiPS People's Clicap C.sti 2*.tore, Columbus. Rept. 24. 002. ASUPERIOR arlst le of Stove Polish, that requires Mum labor, •ud produces a pon.li unsnailied by say other. For sale at Om Golden Mortnr Drug Store, Trott st Dept. Yd, In 59 Ground Black Pepper for Butchering. PuaE, 6round flinch Poppet cult alurny* be had el the Golden Mortar Drug Store. ''C turelhinse :he pepper whole, tlenn, and grind n iroari.e or fine to Mit the roisuomer. nept.24, 1849. J tl. DELTA:Tr dr. CO . Ointment. HOLLOW Pills and Ointm For en le at the Golden Mona, Drug Stow, ream ot. •ript. 24. Dan. Rennin Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills, for .ale at the Golden Mortar Drag store, Front atreet.Columbia. leept.2l, ISM DIA PEW PLIOSPINATES. Mapes' Nitrogeniaed, $5O per Tan. No. 1 Phosphate, 45 I. Super Phosphate„ 40 r 4 CT - FARMERS, TRY IT.. e co R. P . A LLEV, Sole Agent. No. 14 South Delaware. A venue. Phil.delphic Dealer In CM., Scam Candle* pod Condensed LTC. 1859 WIGS-WIGS-WIGS DM Confirmed Consumption. e ] 5 2~ti~~ NOTIC WOOLEN GOODS Stove Polish A YEWS Compound Concentrated Extract A Sarsaparilla for the cure of Sere/it/a or IS:og's Eei I. nod all serufulous affections, a Creali article just received and for Pule by R. W/LLIA MS, Front at , Colombia, sept, 24, 1859, D RROING & CO'S Russia Salve! This ex tremely popular reanrdy for the cure of external ailments IC 110 W for 4.sile Ly R. WILLIAMS. Front st., Columbia. seer. 24. 1959. JANE'S Expectorant, Jaynes Alterative, Jayne's Curminntive Balsam, Jayne's Hair Tonle. Javne's Liniment, Jayne's Sanative Pins, Jayne's Aguc Pills, mud Juyite'sollie rerun/age; all the above popular remedies are gunrameril genuine and fresh. For ante by 11.‘,VILLIAMS, sem. , Front st., Columbia, QOM': SOAP!: SOAP!!!--Soap Maker's Sa ponifi,•r, Oda Ash, and Sul Sods. (or •alr by R. WILLIAMS. Front at.. Columbia, Sept. 2C, 1539 SECEILIFF'S SALE FBIDAY, SEPTEIIBE4 89, 1899, at 9 u o'clock A. Al., by villac of oundry wills, Nut of 'Emil Feels.. I will expose to public sitle ut the store of Fry & Hagmun, iii the Borough of Columbia, Lan caster county. viz: A Lot of Dry Goodg, cotillkang of cloths, qucii mere.. Seamen,. Vestings. Calicoes, Debility.. A pots.. Mu.lius, 'fable Matteis, Tiel.ings; a lot orQueenswaro. Earthenware, a lot Of Gracer les, consisting of Sugar. Calico, Ft-11 Solt. ',ho t , spice , Lo ;Wall Paper..., Alamo+, Otper., and it large variety of Quods apitatilly keys in n Dry Goods and Grocery Store, Also, 2 Fire Proof Safes Seized and int en in exeendnii a- ihr property of HENRY II FRY maul L HAGMAN, and In be bold by 131 , .N3 F. ROWF. Sheriff. Sheriff's Office, Laueasier, Sept 22, 1:459. [..ep :11 DAN RICE'S GREAT SHOW. SUPERB EQUESTRIAN AND ZOOLOGICAL EIVTEI?TAINMENTS! TUE GREAT SHOW will give Two Grand F.xhiliition‘. internee,' and eve ning. at COLUMBIA. W EDS P.:sl)A Y. SEPT P:5l LSER :IS, on the Vacant Lot in Cherry Street, between 4th and sth. l'erfnrmanna nt half-pant :1, and half-pact 7, I'. 10.1 Admis•ion only 25 Cent 4 'llts reduction, less tham it has hitherto berm is made uniform in order to afford the public the ooly opportu nity they will ever have of setting the greatest 01 LIVING HUMORISTS! This being DAN RICE'S FAREWELL TOUR! Thn.e who never 5.1 w hun, !choutil •ee hint now, Before he wakes lox hog and farewell Low! This establishment returns thanks for the generow pint r ge which bus already been so frequently be stuwad while under its previous manapement, and is gratified 10 •,y, that while the series o f entertainments are multiplied to almost nn incredible number., its new resources of Artists and Appornum•nis are undoubtedly of the best and mostmdicious seleetiou—eucb artist be ing himself a slur—the whole forming A BRILLIANT CONSTELLATION! Every narnetive fenture known in the palmy days of Greta Show, will still characterize it. exigence. The diounguiehed HUNIORIST, po‘sifively flppezir IA every performance, and to add to the effect of each lie will lecture and give ap propriate commentaries upon the topic: of the day. To illustrate the graceful and rapid st Mies of the new school of Lady Pique-truinism, MRS. DAN RICE will appear on her favorite RACER, DANIEL. WEB STER, and the Ni ILK Witt I X STLXT, A tiothe r taterermat: feature of the exlithition in the REMARKABLE TIUINED ANIMALS! Reduced from their native willlnea. , to the docility c h a r. anierniing domestic favorites of doter •peetr+. THE ROMAN BROTHERS: .1011 Y MURRAY and GEOnfir. LAND have jii.t returned from their foreign tour crowned with laurels mind will appear in their Clanwe unit Strilsing grouping. power, unit tutifeuux. The arvomibie JULIAN KENT, Will present has farcical Intel ludo, and peculiar od dines. MISS ESTELLA. lIARCLA - St, The nrueli admired inset tie equestrienne and ell:trilling voeutist, TELVIVILLS CANE A.UT, Lend, of the IC ey•tone Rui n !— totetputleel nR of Chief d'Otellemt e—otiette tile (tepee of Jllllllllllllll MIIS ord. The AINIM Al. AVON DI:ItS ami ZOOl.l /GICAL CU ItIOSITIP.S eoneill of the "Gen Putnam," Rhinoceros, OR. UNICORN curial BIBLE: Which in ull Moe-, "has been considered untamable 't Living,totte, the great African Explorer. endorses this opinion, But this uaaual will Int turned lon-e two the wen., and perform rnerr•drblr• fear.. proving by itr tame submtsmon, that what could not be done in the punt, in uccomplirlied. THE D AN CING 7,0: 7 47, : vi: EP 1..i.:: : :: ::T, , V.. - , . Atvle ;'4 ' V I I0 :"! : • -i 0 . , oil ~ ..'lL,., _ -..-e."2- T .t;::•.:-___..7.-.. c, 1-I=2o4l:=o3Fr—ME. Another nr•innre of animal Nog:icily ; rendered evict.- flll by mulling; 'lle svi.lpot•mcely \V 41. K u: t rr ROPE. THE GOAT OF SYRIA, 37M=M The various Breeds of I lor4cs will crake special at Cattail. The performanee will open with n cavalcade, en titled the 4 QUAIL l'El{.2ltil , 421.01. M. The Talking Horse, Excelsior, WHO IS NOT DEAD, The various reports to the contrary• not xithstuitihite, will perform those wonderful acts, which, to believe must be seen. The American Mustang, EUREKA, Or the Wild Deloizeo of the Toilette LADY MARI:ADP:T. w6nfe superior beauty and InIlAeU• lite development, sold tmponllljt tictiots are exhibited by the expert Kentuckian, CHARLES REXD. SIX DAPPLK GRIM together in the Arena, under the control of ]min Fl. eItRAT. . • ItRIBECCA and RACIIEL, guided by the skillful youth, MAI.I. FRED ISARCLAY. TEM EDUCALTMID MOLES, Pere 911141 BARNET licreroire the only animals of the kind that can perform all that it claimed for ihem It en., Mr. Rice years of training. and a rigid course of discipline, in bring them to their present condition. They are The (heat comma of the age. THE GRAND CAVALCADE, Consisting of the entire retinue of the Fettablishment, and the Animals' GREAT DEN. drawn by twenty black Pennsylvania Horses will enter town about 10 A. M., accompantod by the Keystone BRASS !SAND. led by the exquisite bugler, Prcf. Cunbam. C. H. CASTLE, Agent. This Company will perform at Lanca.ter. Tuesday SePt. ta; Aliddletowa, 'Thursday Sept. M. Dept. 24, 1659. For Bent A Comfortable Frame House, in Walnut St, between A. Second and Thor'. Apply to, A. M. Sept 17.1859. Odd Fellows' flail. Columbia. Wanted A FURCHA teER for the stock and fixtures of a I 1 first rate Family Grocery Store, now doing a good and paying bouness. Apply to A. M. RAMBO, Sept 17, 1859. Odd Fellows' 11,11, Columbia. JOSEPH FUSSELL, No. 2 Narth Fourth Street, Philadelphia, Manufacturer of a superior quality of lIIIIRRELLA.S AND PARASOLS. Has now In his stock the moat Complete assortment., embracing many styles, some of , which can be found in no mires esiabli.hinent, and which he is prepared to offer to Cask and Shunt :Nate Purchasers, ut very satisfactory prices. September IV. I &V. On Hand. AiRB. ININSLOW'S c, o Mug Syrup, which wilt greatly facilitate the process of teellioug by re ducing intimation, allayiltg paut. cpacmodie action, very.,sliort time. For sale by R. WlLLlAM, no tt c..treet, Columbia., Sept.l7.les9 TUST in store, n fresh lot of 13reinig & Fronfieldts el celebrated VegetaWe Cazite Powder. and for sale by R- WILLIAMS, Front street,.Cobartabia. Sept. 17,15 9 NEW AND ELEGANT FALL AND WINTER GOODS. NOW Opening and daily receiving a new and choice assortment of Fall and Winter Goods, consisting in part of LADIES DRESS GOODS, of the very newest and moat beautiful styles, such as Foulard Robes, Printed Cashmeres, Printed French Mernioes, Plain French Merinoes, black, and all the different shades, Rich Bouquet pattern, all wool delaines, Plaid Velour Ottomans, Poll de Chevres, Satin Faced Valentias, Plain Irish Poplins, Figured Irish Poplins, &c., &c. Black• Dress Silks, very glossy, and the very best make imported; a splendid assortment of Fall Fancy Dress Silks, of the newest and most magnificent designs, the moat beautiful goods we ever had. Handsome Fall Delaines, very choice, yard wide, French Fall Chintzes of the latest style, "louvin's Systeme" best quality Kid Gloves. SHAWLS. Brochc and Stella Shawls, with black, white, crimson, blue, mode and green centres, superb French Woolen Blanket Shawls, Cloaks and Mantillas of the newest and most fashionable styles. Cloths, Caseimeres and Vestings, a very largeossortment,!Blankets,Flannels, Sail netts, Union Cassimeres, &c. A full stock new Carpetings and floor Oil Cloths, from one yard to four yards wide. China, Glass and Queens ware, Looking Glasses, Feathers. COMPANY Sept. 17, MO North Atlantic Steamship Company. 1 EGLILA It illiough line to - , utt Fratieh.to, vin I . ll.l3lllllSRaiitroad, and connecting only with Steamer-Golden Gate. Golden Age, John f., Stephens, and Sonora, f tlae l'aeifie Strarn , hip Company at Panama. direct to Aspinwall. The splendid Steam ships BA I:TIC. A GR I ATIO, and ATLANTIe, having been namely refitted and tidupled to the California wade. will herenefer run .me leaving tins port on the sth and 20111 of each month, from the foot of Canal •tieet, North River. No half price Pa=.engers and Nail. will be forwarded by Panama RU111'011(1. COlllitel PSIIII.IIIII with the Pacific Al ail Stetun.h up Company's magnificent Stearretlops whirl, will be in madames.., :tad leave ly for Fan Prunes-to 'They will be em barked free of expense frutn Railroad, by Company's Steamboat 'FAIJOGA. An experienced Surgeon it !attached to each ship. Stverage loom) in cooked pro vi•iona, I•edcling mid itilveidasice. It in bereved that the ne ceinonnantiolin :dint dint hy the uhuve •hips ore Ullcllf p.t.-ed by any in the woilit. 'rile pubic lire In formed lhoi the P. M. S. S. Co., :then> n have one or snore extra Steamers, Icing at P. 11.111.), ready for ern, trio void uny po—able detention of Pii , ..eniter• or Mails lipid einbork their pa-sengerm by For pew•rigs apptyni the only ogre ofthr C pan y, on the IVlr.irf foot of Cattail ntreet North River, to 1 4 epl 17, IPSD-3en 'j l llE Largest Stock of Coal in Town! Now i• the tune to buy your Cool! Call and ex amine for I,our-elve, ly cool 1s prepared ea-prep...- 1y for family purpose•, k clear from ditt nod .•tale, nod to kept Undercover. Ii I. of the beel quality. nod range. in price !root 32,50 to .$301) per ton. I have $2,50, $2,75, $3,00 & $3,50 PER TON, delivered tit tiny part of the tow.. 11 F. APPOLD N. II —Who! ...a I e purelot.ers °Mod. be the cargo or car load. will find ii to their oily:image to call and examine my large sleek before peireh.t•itigrkein here. Coal Yard tit Nos 1, 2. 3,1, 5, 6 mid 8 Canal IL I'. A l'1.01.4). Columbia, Sept 10, 1,,50 DESPERATE cases require desperate rune die, ladieviag the .ante roineiple to hold good 111 roomer-. the un.lor..tgoed. having the fear of Judge Hoodlum's vi•lt. before his 030.. linv ortured the Nice...renal To the lollowtoz low roler.: STOVE COAL DELIVERED AT $2,25, $2,50, $2,75 & $3,00 per Ton of 2,000 Pounds, 2 potitid•! yes: errinitsly—i• i 1 not on, Cit A? \Il•I u..• tiredly. Now i 0 the time. all yr liirnd• of the old coal touri.ui the Main: brunt your along, (or the vblta to the Colottehs other have been trey Gent 1.00111, F.q.s. Nut nod Broad Top Coal al price, to cone-polo! J. G. 111:83. 11`0)001001. Sept. 10. IFJO. God Save the Gommonweall.h. ERI PPS PROCLAMATION, for the General Election for 1859. In pursuance of the duties imposed by the Election Laws of the State of Pennsylvania, I, BENJAMIN F. ROWE, High Sheriff of Lan caster county, do hereby publish and give no tice to the qualified citizens, electors of the several Wards, Tcwnships, Districts and Bo loughs of the City and County of Lancaster. that a General Election will be held on TUES DAY, the 11th day of OCTOBER next, 1859, at the several places hereinafter designated, to elect by ballot. One person duly qualified for the office of Auditor General of Pennsylvania. One person duly qualified for the office of Surveyor General of Pennsylvania. Four persons duly qualified for Mentibers of the General Assembly of Pennsylvania. One person duly qualified for Treasurer of Lancaster county. One person duly qui lifted for District Attor ney of Lancaster county. One person duly qualified for County Survey or of Lancaster county. One person duly qualified for Commissioner of Lancaster county. Three persons duly qualified for Directors of the Poor of Lancaster county, two to serve three years, and one to serve one year. Two persons duly qualified for Prison In spectors of Lnncaster county. One person duly qualified for Auditor of Lan caster county. Ist District—Composed of the four Wards of of Lancaster city. The qualified voters of the North East Ward will hold their election at the public house of Anthony .Lechler, in East King street; those of the North West Ward at the public house occupied by Adam Trout; those of the South East Ward at the public house occomied by Fritz & Killian, in East King street, those of the South West Ward at the public house of John A. Urban. 2d District—Drumore township, at the No. 2 school house in the village of Chestnut Level, 3d District—Composed of the township of West Donegal, including the Borough of Eliz abethtown, at the public house now occupied by George W. Boyer, in the Borough of Eliza. bethtown. 4th District—Earl township, at the house lately occupied by in the village of New Holland, in said township. sth District—Elizabeth township, at the public house now occupied by George Bentz, in Brickerville, in said township. 6th District—Borough of Strasburg, at the public house now occupied by Henry Bear, in said borough. 7th District—Rapho township, including the Borough of Manheim, at the public house now occupied by Michael W bite. in said borough. litth District—Salisbury township, at the public house now occupied by John Mason, White Horse tavern, in said township. 9th District—East Cocalico township, at the public house now occupied by Andrew Ream, in the village of Reamstown, in said township. 10th District—Being a part of the township of East Donegal, at the public school house in the village of Maytown, in said said township. 11th District—Cternarvon township, at the public house now occupied by Mrs. Ann Al bright, in the village of Churchtown, in said township. 19th District—Martic townshipoit the house now occupied by George Robinson, in said township. 13th District—Ban township. at thepubllo house now occupied by Edwin Garrett, i n said township, 14th District—Colerain township, et the HALDEMAN'S Cheap Cub Store WI 1.1.1A51 H. COAL! COAL!! COAL: COAL!: