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Some one has demanded—l really forget who—how it is that so many cobblers have become wonderful men. I will just mention two; who, though dead, are still exercizing a silent and a mighty influence upon Christ endom—Jacob Belunan and George Fox.— Newton himself "ploughed with- Behman's heiffer;" and so we owe, indirectly, the greatest scientific impetus of the modern world to a theosophizing shoemaker. The great William Low, the spiritual father of John Wesley, and of the Methodist move ment of the last century, and—as some say —of the Anglo Catholic movement of this century, confessed that the humble Jacob was his true teacher. If so we owe the two greatest religious impetuses of modern England to a poor Christian cobbler. If this were to be an essay upon wonder ful shoemakers, I think I could add a list which would be really surprising. How ever, it is not to be au essay upon wonder ful shoemakers, but merely the transcript-of -one episode out of the life of a certain poor honest journeyman cobbler, by name Wil liam Griffin and out of the life of his beloved sweet heart Anne Moss. William Griffin and Anne Moss had been engaged since she was fifteen and he twenty years old. Great poverty, a drunken father, the death of her mother, and the necessity of independent work, had made Anne a thoughtful little woman long before she had reached the age of womanhood--a fact which I feel it necessary to state, as the prudent reader might otherwise stop during the relation, to say over to himself, or her self, three or four sober old proverbs con cerning the evils of very early engagements and the ignorance of their own minds sup posed to be generelly characteristic of 'young girls: with which proverbs I most cordially agree reserving the right of ex exclusion from all their conditions to Anne Moss alone. For if as a certain spasmodic poet has said, we are to count life by heart throbs, not by minutes, why, then our lit tle Anne could reckon up heart-throbs eaough at the age of fifteen to attest her right to all the honors, privileges and con siderations of fifty. Anne was a little less than fifteen when she took the place of maid of all work.— This exchange of her miserable home for domestic service was merely an escape out of the fire into the frying-pan. Both of them were a fiery trial to the poor girl; but the latter burnt a /Rile leas fiercely. For, .although her mistress never beat her, never swore at her—while her father frequently did both—because .the lady had not the heat of passion enough in her nature for such violent exercise, yet she made the lit tle servant's life very bitter to her by her infinite applications of "Thou shalt not."— Everything that was humane, natural, plea sant or desirable, had this waving before it, like the flaming sword, to keep off Anne's .eyes, hands and longings. Above all she was allowed no followers. Mrs. Darah, having never—she thanked goodness—been in love herself, considerel love the most ridiculous folly and delusion under the sun. Even if it might be indulged in by people who had time and money for it, it certainly was not fit for servants. She was heard to say that love made more thie'ves than malice .or selfishness did; destroyed cold meat more rapidly than fly blows; and would empty n larder tricker than a whole hungry family. "She had had servants with huge appetites, and servants with lovers; she found both ,expensive; but the letter the worse; for Avert if their own appetites were ordinary, ' their lovers' wore usually exhorbitant. In spite of the restrictions of her mistress Anne met William very often. They man „aged to have walks together, to betroth ' themselves to each other; and after five years' steady love, under great difficulties, to fix at last a wedding day: she by that ,time being twenty, and ha twenV five. During these years of courtship they had both worked very hard and saved some money. William's situation was as good as his sweetheart's was unpromising. In deed, ho almost thought, and almost hoped, too, that Anne must need every farthing of her scanty wages fur her dress. The proud youth delighted himself with the belief that she was dependent upon him; his love was pleased with the faney that lie should be stow everything on her, and receive nothing from her in return. He intended to set up a small shop of his own, and begin an in dependent business with his wedded life. But the long selfneliance of his sweet : heart had made her too proud to think of entering a home to which she contributed no tangible goods. It was kind and loving of William, she said, and like him, to declare that "if she had thousands, he should like her none the better." She should like to have thousands just to give them to him.— Yet, since she had not the income of a duchess or a banker's heiress, she would do what she could towards enriching him with the income of a poor little servant maid.— She kept a secret stocking for her few, far bztween and bard earned guineas. When William talked of anything he had bought or contemptated buying, the lovely maiden inwardly smiled with her delight at the sly, unexpected additions to his comfort and pleasure which it was her intention and in her power to add. 01 50 Mil William's work was ten miles front his sweetheart's; so he had a walk of twenty miles whenever be wished to see her. He could afford this only once a week—namely on Saturday evenings, for then ho could sleep at a tavern, spend some cif the Sunday with Anne, and return at night, to be in time fur the work of the new week. I= Item fell out, between the second and third asking of the bans, that our little he roine was taken ill. Her cold mistress, having tried in vain to dissuade her from what she called the false step of marriage, believed every relative duty to be snapped between them by Anne's persistent refusal to become a spinster. Su soon, therefore, as she found her useless, she sent her away. "You would make a convenience of my house, Anne Moss," she said. "You would stay under my roof, although you have al ready given me warning—fancy a servant giving warning, indeed—now, you will find your mistake. I don't know what your fu ture husband may be--I am not rich enough to keep sick people and idlers. I think you will remember till the day of your death what a good mistress I have been. All the servants who have left my situation have wished themselves back again." Anne attempted, in a meek spirit, to dis cover and imagine all sorts of benefits re ceived by her from Mrs. Ihu•al'. It was a hard and microscopic task; however, she succeeded in it at last. "I am sure, missus;" she said, "I thank you heartily for all your kindnesses." "It is no more than your duty, Anne," answered the lady, with . a gratified smile and folding of the hands. "No, missus. And if you see a young man walkingabout here on Sunday. looking up and down at the house, ma'am, would you be so very kind, ma'am as to send the new servant and ask him if his name is William Griffin; and if it is William, ma'am to ask him to go to my father's, and I will send him word where lam ma'am?" And Anne waited, t: embling and blushing. "Anne Moss, I can't think how you dare to take such a liberty with me and my house," answered her mistress. "I have always warned you of the folly and unfit ness of young women, who have their living to get, keeping lovers. You know that my servants are not allowed to have followers; and it is most likely that I shall send an officer after the young man, instead of my servant, if I see him prowling up and down looking into these windows." So the poor girl left dispirited. Poor Anne feared to go and live with her drunken father, lost she should be insulted by any of his low associates, and lest he should be tempted to lay his hands upon the little store she had laid up for her Wil liam and herself. So she was obliged to seek a lodging in the town, where she could live decently until that day next week, when William would take her as his wife to her first and last real home. The misiforturto she most dreaded—name ly, the dissipation of her little capital—be gan the moment she had left her mistress' house. To save the expense she made u her mind to carry her own trunk to her lodging. Sho tried to do so, but she found herself too weak. She was obliged to hire a carrier; and that involved a dip into "William's money," .as she delighted to call it. So that the dip might be as shallow as possible, she engaged a lad instead of a man for a porter. But before they had half reached the quarter of the town whore An• ne's lodgings was situated, his boyhood be gan to evince itself in a very visible manner. lie panted, and drew long breaths, and per. spired greatly, and now and then stumbled under the weight. His pride tried to hide these signs. He endeavored to stimulate himself with the thought of his payment; but his efforts at self-encouragement came' out very plainly in certain noises, and in his unconscious compression and biting of his lips. The tender-hearted lass espied them; she could not endure to see him so vexed and inconvenienced; and so, for the rest of the way, she insisted on bearing half the weight. When she had arrived in her room, and had dismissed her young porter, and sat down to rest herself, she began to feel the bitter results of her efforts with the heavy trunk. She was very ill when she started: she was now ten times worse. Her head ached fiercely; her breath was short, audi ble and gasping; her whole body was parched mud feverish. She allied her landlady into the room, and asked her for a little cold water. The woman had counted on providing a supper for her, as she heard her stay was to last only a week, she meant to make the week a "NO ENTERTAINMENT IS SO CHEM' AS READING, NOR ANY PLEASURE SO LASTING." COLUMBIA, PENNSYLVANIA, SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 7, 1859. paying one, so she had prepared some two penny or three halfpenny sausages, which were even then 13 , 2mrin , : , in tier mind's bill of fare at sixpence apiece. In rather a dis appointed tone, therefore, she asked Anne if she should bring her nothing to eat. The poor girl said she was sure she could. not swallow anything. The landlady said she had some beautiful new-laid eggs—there were a kind that wonderfully cured head ache and fever; indeed, she told her that if nny of her neighbors were ill in that way, they always came and begged fur these eggs. Anne was credulous, and did not doubt her landlady's possession of the med ical hen which laid such eggs; but Anne was also resolute—no one could persuade her out of her own methods. She said that she felt a good long sleep was what she needed the most, and that she should at once go to bed. But although she went to bed, she could get no sleep; all the long night she wes tossing restlessly over and over. She re membered that William had promised, if he could get away, to cull on her two or three times before Saturday, for which a friend had promised to lend him a horse and cart. She began to picture to herself his astonishment when lie heard that she was gone, and she wondered if her mistress would relent, and be countnuoicatire. She made up her mind that so soon as the morn ing had come, she would lie in wait for the new servant, as she went out shopping, and beg her to watch fur William; and if he called, to tell him where his sweet-heart had removed. But, when the morning came, she knew nothing of purposes and resolutions; she was in a brain-fever, talking and rambling widely. The landlady wondered that she saw or heard nothing of her at breakfast; and going up to look after her, found her in that fright ful condition. The woman neither knew what money she owned, nor where she came from, nor what connections she had. She sent for the parish doctor. He ordered a nurse for her immediately; so the woman of the house took 'upon herself to examine the maiden's trunks and pockets, counted out the time which she could keep her and a nurse for her, without injury to herself, out of Annie's little store; and at once offered the place to a personal friend a few doors off. For three weeks our poor little servant maid lay unconscious of her condition, at the rough mercy of these two cormorants. Their negligence prolonged her illness. At the end of that time the greater part of her hard-won capital was cruelly dissipated. lE= Unhappy William Griffin, her natural protector, knew not at this time what had become of his darling. Two days after she had left the place, lie was walking up and down before the house in his usual manner, hemming and coughing. He had never been so long at that exercise before. He concluded that Mrs. Darah was detaining Anne, or was in the way somehow, or that Anne was mischievously prolonging the pleasure of hearing her lover's signals, re membering that it was nearly the last time that she should do so forever; so he hemmed and coughed louder. But still no one an swered with a merry mocking hem and cough. No bright eyes suddenly peered above the blind; no round head gave him a series of short, sharp nods, indicating whether he should stay or depart. "Well," he said to himself, "She is now more mine than her mistres's; I will knock at the door." lie did so, and was prepared to see either Anne or Dame Derail herself; but he started when the door was opened by a servant. The truth flashed upon him at once. Mrs. Darah bad done with his Anne, and would not keep ber, even on the _round upon which she undertook to stay or the coming week—namely, food and drink, but no pay. The new maid could not inform him where his Anne had gone. She said that she bad never seen the old servant, for her mistress gave her to understand that she was not good for much, and invited young men there, and that it was her (Mrs. Darah's) invariable custom to see the old servant safely and clearly out of the house before she admitted the new one, saying that "if they only had their heads together for five minutes, they were sure to corrupt each other." 'William uttered a strong and angry word or two, said he wished his Anne had left the day her .time was out, bade the maid good-night, and departed. lie went off at once to her father's. He found the miserable man sottish and maun dering: he was incapable of being moved by the news of his daughter's departure, and as incapable of giving any clue to her present whereabouts. William ran down from the besotted creature's room, and found himself under the dark sky, not knowing whither to turn for his Anne. lie went round to all the shops where he had known Anne to call. At each place they could only tell him that they bad not seen her for the last three or four days, and that another young woman now came on Mrs. Darah's errands. He . exhausted all the time allowed him in this fruitless search. When he came to the place where he was to meet the friends who had promised to give him a lift on the way home, he found them gone; he had arrived too late. He had to walk the ten miles alone, a miserable man, giving himself up to fears, to bemoan- ings, and once or twice to anger, to wonder, and even to suspicion. Eery evening, for a week, William walked twenty miles, from his work to the town and back, seeking his sweetheart, regularly visited her father and that same series of tradesmen on whom he had called the first night of his loss. But he received not tidings, good or bad. Sometimes lie felt that even bad news would be better than none, for the the hope of any good ex planation of her marvellous disappearance often died out fiir hours together. Still ho persevered in his inquiry. At last the young men, in one of the shops he was wont to call at, began to speculate upon his case. When he entered. they winked and smiled, r.nil whispered to one another. They said they could very accurately perceive what was what; she had jilted him; but he was too great a booby to believe it. One or two of them asked if it would not be a true kindness to suggest this explanation to him. They agreed that it would; and they did so. Ile answered with such scorn and passion, with such a violent assertion of his Anne's faithfulness, with such threats against any one who should villify her unjustly, that the suggesters wished they had let the sub ject alone. At the end of the week, on the day which was to have been their wedding-day, while Anne lay tossing over restlessly, and talk ing wild nonsense, he came into the town to settle in his own house and shop. As night after night he returned alone to the house he bad bought and furnished for another, still without news of her, lie took forth from his memory the suggestion of the young shopmen; he laid it out, so to speak, before him; he turned it over and over; he looked at it in every light, on every side, he began to admit its passibility; and at last, in a morbid mood, he half believed it. • His shop was still unfinished, and be spent his time mainly in traveling hither and thither, seeking stock for it. But he went about all business poorly, with a heavy and half broken heart. It seemed a mock ery to him to be making such preparations. Ile did not believe ho should live to use them. lie did not want to do so. Eta the mystery of Anne's departure,: her terrible silence, and this gradual, but surely ex cusable, admission into his heart of suspi cion of' her faith and love towards him, plucked all the zest and purpose out of his life. It was for her sake he had worked submissively as a foreman so many years; for her sake he had stinted himself in dress, amusement, indulgences of all kinds, and found delight in such sacrifices. Every cut of a saw, every blow of a hammer or mallet, every coat of paint, every boot and shoe in his shop, held in his mind some re lation to her comfort and prosperity, as a part of that household of which she was about to be the daily sunshine; the source and of all its light, and warmth, and pleas antness; the measure of its work and rest. At last Anne came to besself; in a little while she rose from her bed in good health. But she was quite penniless. Her greedy attendants had disposed of every mite of her little fortune; even her wedding clothes had gone into the nasty hands of the pawn brokers, for medicine, food and lodging. She felt ashamed, the proud lass, to send after William, or let him see her as she was. She got a little employment as a charwoman, at one house and another, ; through recommendations of the Sisters of Mercy and the parish clergyman, who were I themselves too poor to give her any other help. But she kept from item the story ; of her love and betrothal, and, by doing so, kept peace from the aching heart of Wll - ham; fur the priest and the sisters had they known it, would at once have sent her off to him, or fetched him to her. She made up her mind to continue cheer fully at chasing until she could repurchase some of her good clothes. She would then visit William, make known her condition to him, confess all the story of her savings, and the sad way in which it was lost, and steadily insist upon the wedding being put off until she had removed her uneasiness, and regained her sense of independence by recovering at least some part of her former wealth. Her disposition was all compact of cheerfulness and hope. Whenever she had found anything broken, inittead of standing over it crying, she had looked to see if it could be mended; if it could, she set about mending it; if it could not, she tried to procure another thing of its kind. So she dealt with her own broken pros pects, just as she had been used to deal with her mistress's broken china. She kept her mind fixed upon their restoration. This hope gave her great zest and eager ness in her servile work. She never let herself remember that the time had come in which, except for her misfortune, she would have been a bride, and a mistress of ' a household; but she set about her dull actualities as if no such bright possibility had ever belonged to her. She looked for- ward to the glory of that moment when she should again find her head at rest on the dear shoulder of her William. She went to her work singing, she came from it singing. She said to herself; "To 'think' would destroy me; I shall never be able to recover myself if I ponder on my loss and say present state," Thus she kept a fever of counter excite: I ment by shutting out of her thoughts all Itruth which might excite her—the truth of her own loss, the truth of 'William's aston ishment and pain. Whenever she found her mind inclining to the realization of his sufferings, she would sigh and grieve; but the moment the echo of her sigh struck athwart her consciousness, she arrested herself. "This will not do," she would say; "it will be all the better afterwards; our happiness will more than make up for our misery." She never waited in gnietness of spirit, and calmly analysed or probed these hasty deductions. If she had j done so, she would have espied a monstrous residuum of "proper pride" underlying all the other elements of that reluctance to see William as she was. If she had done so, she would have seen what wretchedness, I doubt and despair she was sowing in the true heart of her William. Whom that quakerly impulse sprung up in her, she Iscrubbed, or walked, or hummed more vig orously; if a tear for William started into I her eye, she used it as mercilessly as her sighs, and brushed it hurriedly away. She felt that if she looked at the present, she should be weakened and do nothing. It was only by keeping the end before her that she could find spirit and moral sinew fur work. And whilst she was at work, her efforts raised a dust round her which hid everything but those efforts. But where was the need of all this? what was the end of her eager and incessant strivings? Would William love her the less fur having suffered and lost all? Would he love her the less fur having but one gown, and that an old and ragged one? for having shoes with holes in them? fur being penniless? She knew him better; she knew that he never suspected she had a farthing if her own. She knew that the thought was a delightful one to his open, generous nature, as it made Lim feel himself the supplier of all her needs. But the little maid was vain. She had tasted the sweet, pernicious intoxicating draught of false in dependence. The draught gave her stimu buns for her work. In a few weeks she had made enough to redeem her best new dresses, her shoes, and other articles of dress, and to pay her standing debts. William in the meantime, not having, like Anne, :my insight into the causes of her mysterious absence and silence, could nut, as she did, find solace, excitement and delight in looking forward. On the contrary the future was his most bitter thought. His disappointments lay there. All the glory lof his life was behind hint—gone by fur -1 ever. And even that past glory, since sus picion and the present appearance of things j had begun to cloud it, lost all its golden worth. It had been no true possession. It was miserable to think that, even when he was most happy, he was only so by being ignorant of the truth, by trusting in heartless and well-acted deceit. Before him he could see nothing but unescapable misery; in the present, his thoughts exer cised themselves worryingly on the causes of Anne's strange departure, until by slow processes, not without, as lie conceived, two °CU Inr proofs, he admitted the awful and 1 maddening conclusion that she was dis honest and unfaithful. The first ocular proof was as follows: One dark, foggy night, going front the station to his home, after a dull day, all through which his body had been taken up Iby business, but he himself by the fiery vexation of his thoughts, a shape rushed , by him which startled him, it was so like I Anne. He would almost have ventured an oath it was her. Without thinking, he I pursued the figure. It turned down some , darker street, and was lost in the fog. The I I other glimpse he had of it deepened his persuasion that it was really his affianced bride whom he had seen. "Whose is she ' now? What relation to those she chooses in preference to me?" He went home with these thoughts burning at his heart. Still he determined with himself that he • would not be unjust. He fought a brave hard battle with his suspicions. The faith of his heart in Anne strove against that testimony of his senses, and overcame. He concluded that his senses bad deluded him. But he also concluded that if Anne wore in the town, and could keep herself from him at a time when she was so sacredly bound, it must be because she had some other lover. But he found this hard to believe. The very memory, almost the taste, of her last kisses rose to contradict it. He could not persuade himself that those kisses were deceitful and counterfeit. A few days after, as he was walking slowly along, musing gloomily over this mysterious blow, ho chanced suddenly to look up, and saw the sunshine fall upon a shape which he had now no doubt of. He I saw it was Anne, who hurriedly turned the corner at the end of the street. Ile was determined to stop her and upbraid her; he felt in a moment half strong enough to Bing I back in her face tho love of long years.— 'On second thoughts, however, he resolved Ito discover where she was living, and fur whom and for what she had broken her faith. He noticed - that her clothes were very ragged and ill looking; perhaps already she had begun to earn the wages of unfaith fulness by being cruelly used. Ile kept at a moderate distance behind her, slinking and hiding behind intervenient persons.— In this way he followed her through several streets; but turning suddenly into amore crowded thoroughfare, as ho was straining ' forward eagerly to keep a glimpse of Anne $1,50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE; 82,00 IF NOT IN ADVANCE in the distance, quite regardless of what was near by, a burly dustman ran against him. Ile stutnbled and fell. When he sprang up again he could see nothing of that 'soiled bonnet and torn dress his eyes had been so steadily pursuing. Alas! he thought ;to himself, what matters it to find where she is, and what she is doing. Plainly she I was in the town; near him, yet not caring to see him; trying to conceal herself from him. Her very rags, perhaps, were but a disguise. Ile felt so faint and bewildered that he , had to stumble into a tavern and call for some brandy. As he sat still there, looking the awful changes of his life in the face, he lie made up his mind to depart out of the country. A map of New Zealand bung on one side of the fire, a view of Otago on the other. Ile talked with two men in the room about emigration. The old town of his youth, the theatre now of such a mockery. seemed to grow hateful to him. He talked with these men until they persuaded him to emigrate. Bat it was not the golden visions of wealth which they set before hint that tempted him; he was impelled by the strong Idesire to burst all his present trammels. He hardly knew whether his pride and in dignation would save, or his sense of loss destroy him. He made up his mind to get rid of everything—shop, and house, and business, at once. In two hours time—having made an ap pointment with the men for the nest day— he returned to his shop. Two or throe painters immediately came up to him with inquiries. Would he have the shutters painted green? or grained like oak? or picked out with different colors? Ile pushed by them, answering: "Oh, anyhow." The men looked confused. Experience had taught them that anyhow was always wrong. One of them advised oak. "I don't care the least how the shutters arc painted. I shall never see them, I hope. I shall sell the shop, and go off in a day or two to New Zealand." The men fell back, and started at one another. They looked at him again, as doubting whether or no he was drunk, or had begun to grow insane through his troubles, which all of them pretty accurately knew. The master determined to present his bill, and insure payment. 'William acid that he would pay him immediately. While watching-the painter make out his bill, his young apprentice came whistling into the shop. After a little while, lie said to Wil liam: "'Lave you Been the person in the parlor, sir?" "What person? No," said lie. "There was one came fur you over an hour ago," said the lad, "and she told me she should wait until you came in." William gave a murmur, a sigh, and pushed his way gloomily through the work ' men, and implements and packages into the room at the back of the shop. Some one fell back as he did so. Ah! through). little window betwixt the shop and parlor, Anne had been watching him ever since he came in. Her heart lashed her with pain and woe as she saw the thin figure and pinched, altered face, and felt that she had made him so meagre and so white. She leaned on the sill and sobbed. She dared not go through to him, for she feared the scene of their meeting in the open gaze of the work- I= Nor shall I describe that scene here. It was a long while before either of them could realize its truth, and particularly before William could, lie asked if he had not passed her one night in the fog. She an swered yes and that the night and the early morning were the only times she dared go out, she so dreaded meeting him. lle asked her if he had not seen her that very day, three hours ago. She blushed, and pointed to her dress. William looked down at it; it was a silken one. She told him she was rushing to fetch it out of pawn, on pur pose to visit him and explain himself, when ho perceived her that morning: and then she added all the story of her illness and penury, with many tears and prayers for forgiveness. William was so thankful that that he wondered what he could have to forgive. Her proposals to regain her little capital, •just for vanity's sake' he would not listen to, but demanded, as the only penance, that they should be married before any more separations were possible. He called on the emigration agents who said he was a very fickle man—and broke off his negotiations; but as a kind of recompense, he invited them to eat, drink and dance at his wedding. A dispute about Lot's Wife. Two old gentlemen farmers, Isaac Ger ' raid and Billy Hodge, remarkable for their mutual friendship and social habits, were sitting one day on s bench in the piazza of a retail grocery, with a couple of silver dol lars on the seat between them. Both had on their spectacles, and were busily en gaged in turning with great care and scru tiny the leaves of a small Bible they had just procured from the Office of the Clerk of the Circuit or Superior Court, as it is called in Georgia. The lids of the sacred volume bad been worn or torn off; occasioning many dog ears at both ends, showing evidently long and bard usage. Each gentleman seemed anzions to have tbo book for the time being, while each [WHOLE NUMBER 1,498_ seemed determined that the other should not be so exclusive. After a most unsatis factory examination, both participating, Gerald jerked the book from Hodge, with evident signs of impatience, saying: "I can find it if you will just hands off and lot me alone. I read all about it many a time when I went to school. I tell yon it's in the Psalms of Moses, who writ and sung all about the old dispensation." "I'll double the bet," Hodge replied; "it's neither in the Psalms nor in your old dis pensatory, as you call it. It is under the new constitution, and if ever found 'twill be in Revelations. What did Moses know about the 'Postlo Paul and his family ar rangements? I allow he was a right sharp old gentleman, and could look into circum stances about to crowd hies as far .as any one in his day. But the Dark Ages, which, they say, was as black as a night without stars, meteors, or lightning-bugs, come atweeu him and Paul; and he bad no specks, magnifying-glass, or telegraph, could see through or work in them times. I tell you, Gerald, you ain't nowhnr with me in Bible laming." The person thus taunted had been anx iously searching the Psalms, and had paid very little attention to his companion; had en indistinct idea s9pething had been said about dark ages or dark night's; but dis tinctly comprehended the invidious compar ison instituted between his Biblical know ledge and Hodge's." Raising his eyes from the pages he had boon so closely scanning, and shoving his spectacles to the top of his head, he looked piercingly into the face of the other. "Whar was you brung up, Billy Hodge? Whar eddyeated? Ali: I recollect now the evening you went through college! You staggered into one end drunk, and the boys kicked you out the t'other! I s'pose you thought that was graddyating! I could have taken the same coarse, the same time, but declined. But that is neither here nor thar. What about the time you said they had them dark nights? L wouldn't be sur prised if they did make a power of fine wheat then. You know they say, wheat sowed in the dark nights of October always does well. I never could account for it; have looked plum thru the almanick several_ times to see bow it was! But this ain't set ding our bet. / want to handle the rhino; I know I've got you! Yonder is Bob Logan, the Clerk; I reckon he moat take this book and look up the passage." Hodge heard nothing Gerald had just said, except his allusion to the Clerk, etc.; fur as soon as the latter had ceased his search among the Psalms, lie seized the Bi ble, and com menced looking through Reve lations. "'lanais, Logan!" •continuwl Gerald, "come here." When dais official approached, he proceeded; "I and 'lodge has made a bet. lie stands me a silver dollar it was Paul's and not Lot's wife which was turned to a pillow of salt. We've been ransack ing this old Bible, principally Psalms and Revelations, and can't find the place what treats on that toppack. Now, old fallow, just he kind enough to take your old Bible and settle this matter atwist us." "It is no use to take the Bible," said ME "I thought every Sunday school bay and girl knew it was Lot's wife they rubbed the brine into so extensively. They used the article so freely in the operation, it has preserved her safe and sound through all seasons, years and ages. Captain Lynch reports it was but the other day be saw her standing in the suburbs of Sodom or Gomorrah—one, he could not tell exactly which; but she was there, salty as ever, with the smell of fire and brimstone around her! As fur the Apostle Paul, if ever be was married it was a clandestine affair; his biography and autobiography are silent on that subject; and I reckon that is an event a man would never forget, whether foriu: nate or unfortunate, though his friends might." "It's my money!" shouted Gerald, and he was about raking the silver, when llodge caught his hand. "Not so fast, if you please; I have seen sicker children live' Bob Logan don't know everything—he is like me and you; if all ho did not know had to be put into books, printing paper would rise, certain. What he and them school children rnay.say. with our Captain Lynch flung in to boot, can't move them deposits" (pointing to the money), "Here is the dockyment, gentle men," (holding up the Bible,)-"xnust settle this game. Nice idea, indeed! I must give up my money on the say-so of a man which never reads his Bible, and wouldn't keep one, if' the Judge didn't make him, to swear people in Court on! and what chil dren which gits all their larnin' from little red primmers may say! and what the great Captain Lynch may say! It was a good thing he wa'nt sent into Utay, Brigham Young's digging, whar salt and wives are so plenty, and whar I hope there will be be no lack of Ere and brimstone soon! Nice idea, I say again, I must knock under to all this rigmarole, with the Word of Truth here in my hand, though right hard to sift out! Here, take the book, Logan; strata op the corners and look closely. I am afraid it ayn't in here; some two or three of the leaves near the near the end is minis'; you will certainly find it in the last book, Revelations, if not torn out," After a long and tiresome search l y the clerk, he found it in the 10th chapter, 26th