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A liberal discount will be made to quarterly, yearly or yearlyadvertmenr,who arc stmetlyconfined to their Int-ine..s. Drs. John & Rohrer, TJAVE associated in the Practice of jiledi Columbia, April DR. G. W. MIFFLIN, TIENTIIT, Locust street, a few doors above if the Odd Fellow , ' fluff, Columbia, rd. Colombia, May 3, 11. M. NORTII, TTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. 4 tol 11111141 H. PO. n 4414444 no rommly made, in Lainia.Mr and York Coon, a, IMMIME= J W. FISIIER, Attorney and Counsellor at Law, 4C01:1-1.3=11.1=0SLZA., enliunbt.t. :4,111..111h, O. 1,4511.11- GEORGE J. SMITH, -WHOLESALE and Retail Bread and Cake linker —Constantly on hand a variety of rakes. too uutnerons to inennon; Crackers, Soda. Wine. Scroll. and Sagar Confeetiont ry. of every de.oription. S11C1:1•71% Feb. 2. 'SO. Between the Bank and Franklin 1im0... gOLUTION OF CITRATE OF MAGNESIA,or Aloieral plea-ant medicine whirls IQ highly 1....01.11.•11t1tt1i . .iii-h Mkt for Ep.din un It.. "width" Powder., can he Ohl 111..1 <h no err day ut. Inn II 11, 111:1tIrS Drug Store Front of IFST received, a fresh supply of Corn r. , tareil. F111111:1. 1.1111 HU, Flour. nt l er.ORKI.I.; t IEI.I.IITT'S Furn tl v 717,11elot• 1101. CU1111,11.111 Col atoloa V :M. 1,17. - _ T, AMPS, LAMPS, LAMPS. Just received at Drutt Stole, a new full brautoul lot of lAttno- of :ill tie-ct town , . Ma) t.! 1,-57 A LOT of Fresh Vanilla Brans. at Dr. EB. Nl"riar Drug r•tore. COIIIIIII6, \lnv 2 1-.",7 A StIPI:1110lt article of burning Fluid just and for -ale by H SUYDAM ALARGE lot of City cured Dried Beef, just revel r ed i l IL but lIAM k •10. Op4urnim, Deer 1,11 r 4G. 1.-SG. A NEW and fresh lot or Spices, just re :•d it II sty DAM & Colombia. Dt, VO. 1,50. POUNTRY Produce constantly on hand an d bn - ,11,, by 11 SUN - o'ol A_ SON Tj 0311 NY, Cranbrrrics, Raisins, Figs, Mm ll. outh., Walnut-, Cream Nut-, &t. ,Ju-t received I!. SUYDAM & .0N.5 Colombia. ['Mr., - 1. 15.55. ASUPERIOR lot of Black and Green Teas, Cuiree and Chum,hat it -CI DAM h.ONv Corner of !'rant it Uoioo.t.. EEIIII= TUST RECEIVED. a beautiful assortment of eat the Eletatlqutti tern and New. Dept.t. C4161161:1. April 1.. 1 , .17. RIIELS of No. !Plaster just re , 100 lj eel l vtl, by • B F. APPOLD Sc CO., No.. " 4 and 0 Cam. I 8R...14 O,IIIIIIIIIM Hi up 21. 1-47 ----- VXTII.I Family and Superfine four of the be•t brand. for by 11 SU VDAM & SON. I EST received 1000 lbs. extra double bolted Micky, beat Meal, at Dee 21.1, 1-56, IL SUYDAM & WEMU'S Instantaneous Yeast or Ming V Powah.r. :or , 41 le by 11. YDA M h SON- al A 111.6 and Rock Solt, by the suck or bushel, for •;de !OW. by Morel, 2..1,57. D- - ----- 1 , . GRATIVS F.I.F.CTRIC OIL . Jo-t received, treell bur• p ! y of tin, pOptilar re•111,1y . and for =ale _ Il NVII.I.I.AAIS. Front Street. Columbin.ya._ ME EEO ALARGE a-.armrest ofliope.. nll sise= a n d lengths, on hand and for sale at TI IOS. WELSH'S, Al a reh No. 1. High street. B OOTH, GROCERIES, alco : Fresh Bur lung Fluid, ju-t open.tl nt TIIONIAS No. 1. MO Street. March :11. 1F47 D Shouldere, Dried Beef, and Sides, ju-t rere iced at March '2.-.4.1:r.'57. SUGARS. Sugar of the best qualitiev, just received and for , ale by riiistreh '2- 4 . I SS:. BROOMS. Brooms'', Bronro.., al large lot jag re cc:red, at [mh :2?,1r537 ] BRUNER &Co S. SOAP of all kiiitht suitable for hut, and the toilet. at 1. 0. IJRGNHK t. CO, March 27. 1f.57. _ COFFEE'S &TE,M3 of a ll kmd. 2,1 tbr sale by I. U. 13RUNI:11. & CO'B. Alarch 23. 1337. FIR.III. Fl.li—Codfi6b, Mackerel. Herring. &c for sale by I. O. 1.1111.77 C ER & CO. Mu I vb. 1,57 - - AA NEW lot of NVDA LE AND CAR GREASING , ()ILS, received at the "tore of the .nitnerther. R ;WILLIAMS. Front St reel, Columbia. Pn =MIM -VRESlll3uining Fluid, Just received nail for •nlc I. O. BRUNER &CO. March 25,1P56. - -- - TIMED BEEF. Extra and Plain Hams, Shoulders ..1J and mess Pork, for sale hl' TIIONTAS ‘VELSII, No I. Ilagh sired*. March 21, 1i,36 OATS, Corn, Hoy, and other feed, for onle by THOMAS WEL:qtr. Ilrnrch 41.1..5 11 . 01, AsSMS.Loverina'• 1, - )rup.New Orlean.,Calm and Slav, r youae, lot ..ale low. Alarelo ltis7. I. RBI - NV.II & CO. 20 nozp,:s; 13 11.00N15, io rozrs cliur.sr.. For sole cheap, by B. r. APPOLD & CO. Columbia, October „L A SUPErtiolt ttrtte:t of It'AlN'PßOtliorf.l4An.l%c'l.?” f‘TnY f0 . 1F56. rront ct r,el. Colombo.. Po IUST R ECEIVIID. a laree mid well ..eleeted voroety of BM di eq. :IC nt pnll of il.ur. Cloth. Crumb, Null. Hui and Teeth Bru.hee, nod for .ale by R. WILLIANIS. repot Street Columblu, Pa. Afarrlt x.'56 - ASUPERIOR a ritele of TONIC S rim : nirmi ts‘ suitable for Hotel Keepers, for •mle by H. WILLIAMS. Front street, Columbia. May 10, lcrA TREMTE t. TIIEREA.L cn, nlwayii nn band. andfo pule by R. WILLIANIS. play In. isrA, rronl Street, Columbia. Ts. TUST received. FRCSfI CAAIPII r...:41 for •ale ityby R. NWII.T.IAMS. • Nay 10. l‘z.llo. Froni S:r^e:. Columbia, Pa. / 000 N c, e i l v e4bg ti Cp o r r eUT.l b 7 and Shouble re Feb. 21, 1E57. H. urs - DAM, & SON. SI SO A little more than fifty years ago, a man by the name of Henry Thompson called at the house of Mr. J. Smith, a resident in a retired • part of England, and requested a night's lodging. This request was granted, and the stranger, having taken some refresh ments, retired early to bed, requesting that he might be awakened at an early hour the following morning. When the servant appointed to call him entered the room for that purpose, he wits found in his bed perfectly dead. On examining his body, no marks of vio lence appeared, but his countenance looked extremely natural. The story of his death soon spread among the neighbors, and in quiries were made as to who he was and by what means he came to his death. Nothing certain, however, was known.— He bad arrived on horseback, and was seen passing through a neighboring village about an hour before he reached the house where he had come to his end. And then, as to the manner of his death, so little could he discovered, that the jury retnrncd a verdict that he 'died by a visitation from God.'-- When this was done the stranger was buried. T. 0. ITRIENZIM CO Days and weeks passed on, and little fur ther was - known. The public mind, how ever, was not at rest. Suspicions existed that foul means bad hastened the stranger's death. Whispers to that effect were ex pressed, and in the hearts of many, Smith was considered the guilty man. The former character of Smith had not been good. He had lived a loose and irreg ular life, involved himself in debt by his extravagance, and at length, being suspect ed of having obtained money wrongfully, he suddenly fled from the town. More than ten years, however, had now elapsed since his return, during which he had lived at his present residence, apparent ly in good circumstances, and with an ap proved character. His former life, however, was now remembered, and suspicion A\ 113 fastened upon him. At the expiration of two months, a gen tleman one day stopped in the place for the purpose of making inquiries respecting the stranger who had been found dead in his bed. Ile supposed himself to be the brother of the man. The horse and clothes of the unfortunate man still remained, and were immediately known as having belonged to his brother. The body also, was taken up, and though considerably changed, bore a strong resemblance to him. nrcuscrt & COs RRUNgU Ztr. Cn Ile now felt authorized to ascertain, if possible the manner of his death. He pro ceeded, therefore, to investigate the circum stance as well as he was able. At length he made known to the magistrate of the district the information he had collected, and upon the strength of this, Smith was taken to jail to be tried for the wilful mur der of Henry Thompson. The celebrated Lord Mansfield was then on the bench. fie charged the grand jury to be cautious as to Ending a bill against the prisoner. The evidence of his guilt, if guilty, might be small. More information might be obtained. Should he be acquitted he could not be molested again, whatever testimony should' rise up against him. The grand jury, however, did find a bill, but by a majority of only one. 11,1uttij. Ships at Sea. I have ships that went to sea More than fifty years ago; None have vet come boats tome, But keep sidling lo and fro. I have seen them in lay sleep, Plunging through the shoreless deep, With tatter's' sails and liatter'd While around them screamed the gulls, Fly hug lose, flying lose. I have wondered why they Staid From me, sailing round the world, And I've Said, "I'm half afraid That their sails wil neer be furrd.” Great the trea , ure4 that they hold, Silks, and plumes. and bars of gold, While the iinces that they bear Fill ss lth fragrance all all the air, As they sail, as they sail. Every sailor in the port Knows that 1 have ships at sea; Of the waves ❑ml winds the sport, And the sailors pity ore. Oft they come and VI ith inc walk, Cheering me with hopeful talk, , Ttil 1 put any feats aside, And contented %vetch the tide Rise and fall. rice and fall I have %vatted oil the picre, (laving for them down the bay, Days tend nights for many years, 'Till I turned tuntrt-sick away. But the pilots when tln.y land. Stop and take me hg the hand, Saying. "you will live to set Your proud vessels Come from sea, One and all, one and all.' So I never quite despair, Nor let hope or courage fail; Atal_pine day, when skies are fair, I:lithe bay toy ship: Will sail. I eau buy then all I need, Prints to look at, hooks to rend, Horses, wow:, and so orks of art, L'Aeryillint; irxeept a heart. That is lost, that is lost. Once. when I was pure and young, Poorer, zoo, Vain I tin non, Ere a cloud was o'er me flung, Or a wrinkle creased my brow. There was one whose heart was mine, But she's something now divine, And thong!, come my ships from sea, They eon bring no heart to me, EVernlOre, eVennOre. Trarpo's Weekly ~~Ye~~i.~lz~. The Murderer "NO ENTERTAINMENT IS SO CHEAP AS READING, NOR ANY PLEASURE SO LASTING." COLUMBIA, PENNSYLVANIA, SATURDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 19, 1557. At length the time of trial arrived. Smith was brought into court and placed at the bar. A great crowd thronged the room, eager and anxious to see the prisoner, and hear the trial. He himself appeared firm and collected. Nothing in his manner or appearance indicated guilt; and, when the question %VW+ put to him by the clerk. 'Are you guilty or not guilty?' he answered with an unfaltering tongue, and with a counte nance perfectly unchanged; 'not guilty.' The coun-el for the pros.• u , ion now opened the case. But it was apparent that lie had little expectation of being able to prove the prisoner guilty. He stated to the jury that the ca-c was involved in great mystery. The prisoner was a man of respectability and of property. The de ceased was supposed to have had about him gold and jewels to a large amount; but the prisoner was not so much in want (,i; fun.!s as to be under a strung temptation to com mit murder. And, beside., if the prisormr had obtained the property, he had effectually concealed it. Not a trace of it was to be found. 'Why, then was the prisoner suspected?— The deceased, Henry Thompson, was ajow eller, re,iding in London, and a man of wealth. He lied left London for the purpose of meeting a trader at hull of whom lie ex pected to make a large purchase. The trader lie did meet; and after the departure of the:latter, Mr. Thompson was known to have in his possession jewels and gold to a large amount. With these in his possession, he left Hull on his return to London, It was not known that he stopped until he reached Smith's, and the next morning he was discovered dead in his bed. He died, then, in Smiet's house, and if it could be shown that he came to his death in an unnatural way, it would increase the suspicion that the pris oner was in some way connected with the murder. NOW, then, continued the counsel, it will be proved beyond the possibility of a doubt that the deceased died by poison. What was that poison? It was a recent disolvery of some German chemists, said to be pro duced by distilling the seed of the wild cher ry tree. It was a poison more powerful than any other known, and deprive I of life so immediately as to leave no marks of suffer ing and ne contortion of the features. But then, the question, when and by whom was it administered? One circum stance, a small one indeed, and yet upon it might hang a horrid tale, was, that the stopper of a small bottle of a very sin gular description bad been found in the prisoner's house. The stopper had been examined, and said by medical men to have belonged to a German vial, containing the kind of poison he had described. But, then, was that poison administered by Smith. or at his instigation? Who were the prisoner's family? It consisted only of himself, a housekeeper and one man servant. The man-servant slept in an out-house adjoining the stable. and did so on the night of Thomp son's death. The prisoner slept in one end of the house, the housekeeper at the other, and the deeeased had been put in a room adjoining the housekeeper's. It could he proved, that about three hours after midnight, on the night of Thompson's death, a light had been seen moving about the house, and that a figure holding the light was seen to go from the room in which the prisoner slept to the housekeeper's room; the light now disappeared for a minute when two persons were seen, but whether they went into Thompson's room the witness could not swear; but shortly after they were observed to pass quite through the entry to Smith's room, into which they entered, and in about five minutes the light was extin guished. The witness would further state that after the person had returned with the light into Smith's room, and before it was extin.4uished he had twice perceived some dark object to intervene between the light and the window, almost as large as the surface of the win dow itself, and which he described by saying it appeared as if a door had been placed before the light. Now, in Smith's room, there was nothing that could account for this appearance, and there was neither cup b mrd nor press in the room, which, but fur the bed, was entirely empty; the room in which he dressed being a distance beyond it. The counsel for the prosecution here con cluded what he had to say. During his ad dress, Smith in no wise appeared to be agi tated or distressed—and equally unmoved while the witness testified in 5 nlrstance what the opening speech of the counsel led the court and jury to expect. Lord Mansfield now addressed the jury. He said that in his opinion the evidence was not sufficient to condemn the prisoner, and if the jury agreed with him in opinion he would discharge him. 'Without leaving their seats the jury agreed that the evidence was not sufficient. At this moment, when they were about to render a verdict of acquittal, the prisoner rose and addressed the court. He said he had been accused of a foul crime, and the jury had said there was not sufficient evi dence against him. Was ho to go out of court with suspicions resting upon him, after all? This he was unwilling to do. He was an innocent man, and if the judge would grant him nn opportunity. ho would prove it. ire would call the housekeeper who would confirm a statement which be would now make. The housekeeper had not appeared in oourt. She 1001 concealed herself or been concealed by Smith. This was considered a dark sign againsthim, but he himself now offered to hying her forward, and stated as a reason, not that lie was not willing that she should testify, but, knowing the excite ment, be \Vil, fearful that she would be bribed to give testimony contrary to fact.— But he waS now ready to relate all the cir cumstances he knew; she might be called and examined. If her testimony does not confirm my story, let me be con lent cd. The request of the prisoner appeared rea sonable, and Lord Mansfield, contrary to his usual practice granted it. The pris , ,ner went on with his statement. He said he wished to go out of the court, relieved fr.on the suspicions which were resting upon him. As to the poison, by means of N‘blca the stranger was said to have died, he knew neither the name of it, nor even the exist ~icc of it, until made known by the counsel. He cool I call Gud to witness the truth of what he said. And then, as to Mr. Thompson, he was a perfect stranger to him. How should lie know what articles of value he had? Ile did not know. If he had such articles at hull he might have left them on the road, or which was more probable, have otherwise disposed of them. And if he died, by means of the fatal drug, he must have administered it himself. lie begged the jury to remember that his had been repeatedly and minutely searched, and not the most trifling article that belonged to the deceased had been dis covered in his possession. The stopper of a vial had been found—but of this he could only say, he had no knowledge, and had not seen it before it was produced in court. One fact had been proved, and only one. That lie would explain, and his housekeeper would confirm the statement. A witness had testified that some one had gone to the bed room of the housekeeper on the night in question. lie was ready to admit that it was himself. Ile had been subject for much of his life to sudden fits of illness; he had been seized with one on that occasion:and had gone to procure her assistance in light ing a fire. She had re•ntned with him to his room fur that purpose, be having waited for .1, ,ninut in the passage, while she put on her clothes. This would account for the momentriry disappearance of the light. Af ter remaining a few minutes in his room, and finding him , elf better, he had dismissed her and retired to bed, from which he had not risen when be was informed of the death of his guest. Such was the prisoner's address, which produced a powerful effect. It was delivered in a firm and impres‘ive manner, and from the simple and artless manner of the man, perhaps not one present doubted his entire innocet.ce. The housekeeper was now introduced and examined by the counsel of the prisoner.— She had nut heard any part of the statement of Smith, nor a single word of the trial.— Her story confirmed all he had said. To this succeeded cross-examination by the counsel for the prosecution. One cir cumstance had made a deep impression on his mind—that was, that while the prisoner and the housekeeper were in the room of the former, something like a door obstructed the light of the candle, so that the witness testified to the fact, but could not see it.— hat was this obstruction? There was no door—nothing in the room—which could ac count for this. But the witness was posi tive that something like a door did for a mo ment come between the window and the candle. This needed explanation. The housekeeper was the person that could give it. Designing to probe this matter in the end to the buttons, but not wishing to excite her alarm, he began by asking her a few unimportant questions, and among others, where the candle stood when she was in Mr. Smith's room? 'ln the centre of the room,' else replied 'Well, was the closet, or cupboard, or whatever you call it, opened once or twice while it stood there?' She made no reply. 'I will help your recollection,' said the counsel; 'after Mr. Smith had taken the medicine out of the closet, did he shut the door, or did it remain open?' 'lle shut it.' 'And when be rerlaced the bottle in the closet, he opened it again, did he?' 'He did.' 'Avid how long was it open the last time?' 'About a minute 'Well, and when open, would the door he exactly hetwven the light awl the window?' 'lt would.' forget,' said the counsel, 'whether you said the closet wits on the right or on the left hand side of the window?' `On the left hand side.' 'Would the door of the closet ninke nny noise in opening?' 'None 'Aro you certain!' 'I am.' 'Hare you ever opened it yourself or only seen Mr. Smith open it?' 'I never opened it myself.' 'Did you ever keep the key?' 'Never.: 'Who did.' 'Mr. Smith, always' At that moment the housekeeper chanced to cast her eyes towards Mr. Smith, the pri soner. A cold, damp sweat stood open his brow, and his fa , e had lo:t all ita color; he appeared a living image of death. The con sequence of her answer flashed across her mind. She had been so thoroughly deceived by the manner of the athocate, and the lit tle importance he seemed to attach to her statements, that she had been led on, by one question to another, till site had told him all he wanted to know. She was obliged to he taken from the court, and a physician who was present was requested to attend her. At dd., time the solicitor for the prosecution (ans..rerinr.; to our State's Attorney) left the court, but no one knew fur what purpose. Presently the physician came into court and stated that it would lie impossible for the housekeeper to resume her seat in the ity_nt short of an hour or two It NV:IS ftlronst twelve in the day. L Mansfield, having directed that the ju:•y I's accommodated with a r,o.n, where they could be kept by themselves, :adjourned the court two hours. The prisoner, in the mean time was remanded to jail. It was between four and five o'clock, when the lodge resumed his seat upon the bench. The prisoner was again placed at the bar, and the housekeeper brought in an I led to the hog. The court roam was crowd ed to excess, and an awful silence pervaded the place. The cross- •vamining counsel again ad dressed the housekeeper. 'I have but a few more questions to ask you,' said he; 'take heed how you answer, tor your life hangs upon a thread.' 'Do you know this stopper.' I do,' 'To whom does it belong?' 'To Mr. Smith.' `When did you InFt Fee it?' At that moment the solicitor entered the court, bringing with him upon a tray, a watch, two money hags, a jewel ca-c. and a bottle of the same manufacture of tit- stop per, and having a cork in it. The tray vim , placed in sight of the prisoner and the wit ness, and from that moment no doubt re mained in the mind of any man present of the guilt of the prisoner. A few words will bring this melanch-ily talc to a close. The house who • idol' had been committed. was lie'ween i.'ne and tea m - . . The solicitor as so in no the erns-examination of the loinseltemicr had disemered the existence of the closer, and its situation, hail set oT on her-shack. with two Sheri T's, cflicers, and afrer down a part of the wall, had detc , •ti I di:, important concealment. The • ear, h k% a. well re•varded. The whole of the p••operty belonging to Mr. Thompson we, found there, amounting in value to some thousand pounds: and to leave no room fir doubt, a bottle was discovered which the moilical men irstantly pronounced to c , otain he very identical poison which tamed the death of the unfortunate Tlmmpso e result was too obvious to need explanation. It scarcely need be added that Smith was convicted and executed, and brought to dais awful punishment by his own means. Had he said nothing—had he not persisted in calling a wilm,is to pi oye his innocence, he might have escaped. But God had evident ly left loin to work out his own ruin, as a ju-t toward of his awful erime. Taking Charge of a Lady The steamer Ben Franklin—lt was many years ago, reader—was just on the point of leaving her dock at Providence, when a slen der, pale young man with sandy whiskers and green eyes, who had just safely stowed away hi , valise, honorably paid his titre, and purchased a supper ticket, and now stood upon the Joel: leaning upon his bluecot m umbrella in a mild attitude of contemplation, was accosted by a benevolent-looking gentle man, in gold bowed spectacles, upon who arm hung a feminine in a bright blue maz arine, broadcloth traveling habit, with a gold watch in her wait, and a green veil over her face, with the (to the timid young man) startling question of— 'Pray, sir, will you be so kind as to take charge of a lady?' The slender young man with the blue cot ton umbrella blushed up to the roots of his sandy hair, but. he bowed deeply and affir- matively. 'We were disappointed in not meeting a friend, sir,' continued the benevolent-looking old gentleman, 'and so I had to trust to chance to find an escort for Fanny. Only as far as New-York, sir; my daughter will give you very little trouble. She's a strong•mind ed, independent woman, and abundantly able to take care of herself, but I don't like the idea of ladies traveling alone. If the boat sinks., sir, she's abundantly able to swim ashore. Good-bye, Fanny.' 'Father,' said the lady in the blue habit, in a deep and mellow baritone—rather a queer voice for a woman—`a parting salute!' She threw back her veil, displaying a pair of piercing black eyes, kissed the paternal check, veiled the black eyes a moment with a lace-bordered handkerchief, as her sire de scended the gang plank—his emit being de prived of dignity by the sudden withdrawal of the hoard, and then placed her arm with in that of the candy hnired young gentleman and began walking him up and down the promenade deck. 'lsn't this delightful?' said she. 'O, what can exceed the pleasure of traveling when one has a sympathising friend and compan ion!' and she rather pressed the arm of her e4.mpani , m. She was ttronr.,-bandcd as well as strong-minded. $1,50 .PER YEAR IN ADVANCE; $2,00 IF NOT IN ADVANCE Mr. Jtrown, for that was the name of the timid young man with the bandy hair an 4 the blue Cotton umbrella, was not particular ly susceptible, for he had already lost hi heart to a sandy haired young lady who re ,ided in New-York; and besides, he didn't like strong-minded women; "o he asked very unromantically, but sensibly, if the happy parent of the young lady in the blue habit had purehmed her a ticket. ,•, se—l :1111 certain he did not,' war the IPiily , ~:(her is si forg,Nful.' I'll 1 it uire'f, then. nia'atn, if you'll ex. inc nie a in , inent. \Vio. name?' s,il+Leiad3 awn name!' cried . the young. mar.. 'ls it p e{.,. , 1 the tine beauty.— 'What a euineklenee! How striking.; charm ing!' She male no offer of money, and Brown int- • -1 hi 9 own funds in a passage and •upper ticket. 'You dear creatnre' cried the lady, when he lirtinle I them to her, 'you are very atten tiv 1; , 1. there wa.. no nereqsity f.,r this •upper ticket. I am the least eater in the She said nothing cheat.. the cost of the ticket-.; and how could Blown broach the sultieet. 'There's that bell at last!' she cried, when the supper bell rang; 'do let's hurry down, Broom, for people are so rude and eager nn board steamboats that unless you move you lo e :roar chance.' Brown was hurried idol)_ by l's fair friend, and she struggled through the crowd till she Ilea led the culprit imd she giu en excellent -0.0 at the table. 0. r sandy haired friend had exalte I iip . nitins of the deli , acy if female appetites: he ha I nmer hell ed la dies at a ball, or seen then) in a pantry at luncheon tlllll`. and fancied they fed as light as canary bird.. He was rather glad to hear Fanny make that lemark about the supper ticket on the promenade deck. But he found she could cat. The cull drops ,of perspireti.in stun I 1.1 on his forehead as he watched the evil eeq of her voracity.— She was helped lour times by the pta'rt to beefsteak—no miniature slices ether, but huge I. cad cubes of fesh. A dish of oys ter, stir : boy eve, and oho ;,Irol,ble,l up et cry one. Test and hot bread disappeared t.of ,re her raveno.i.; appetite. Sponge and I , mA e:tl:e were , li-Tatche,l with fearful ce lerity. She to k tip Ihe attention of one par ieular nigger, aid he looked is ea 1-y n d ni n tl.c ...upper was Ye•, after all this, Fanny paraded the deck, and had the heart to talk about the •orhc ~f heaven,' and Shelley, and Byron, and Tennyson, and Ralph Waldo Emerson, and Fanny Eller, and Schiller. Brown was very glad v. hen she retired to the ladies' cabin. The next morning. he rose late. purposely to avoid her till the hunts touched the what f. lie engaged a carriage and hunted up the lady's baggage; fortunately there was not much of it. This done, he e , corted her on shore, and handed her into the con, h. 'Now then,' raid the ono eyed driver.—he had recently lost his e in a fight, on the first night of his return from Thad:well's Island,—'where away ? oy,ter House, 'Merrikin, or Globe?' 'Where are ymt going, madame?' asked Brown. 'Where are ynu gring?' a.kel the lady 'To the American, ma'am.' `What a eainciicnee!' exclaimed th,2 roiling up her black ‘.linerivan `Ail right—in with you!' eriel the one eyed man, he pitcliel Brown healiiing into the coach, slammed the rclictv deurntt him, sprang to his Luz, an i laiihel Ill; sorry steel': into a . 2:1! p. In due time they ar live,l, and a room ivas engrts - ed fur the Icily, Anil one for her cavalier. Brown went up town as soon a , ii bad , lressed, hir4 E,,vvetlicart, taking par ticular care to s nothing of his namesake, the fair Fanny. The next day he was promenadi Brood :6 with diss S., when he was eon': ante 1. opposite St. Paul's, Ly a furious. m an, w i t h black whiskers, who halted directly in his path. 'Do you call yourself Brown?' asked the furious man, furiously. 'That's my name, sir,' said the sandy haired young gentleman, meekly. 'lt's my name, sir,' shouted the furious man. 'John Brown. Now you know who I am. Do you know Mrs. Brown?' 'I don't know,' stammered the unfortu nate young man with sandy hair. 'Who did you come from Providence with? answer me that!' roared the furious man, getting as black as his whisker 3 NN :th apo plectic rage. 'I—I took charge of a laic. certainly!' stammered the guiltless but confounded young man. 'You took charge of Mrs. Brown, sir— Fanny Sophonisba Brown, sir, who has left my bed and board without provocation. sir, —ride the Providence paper; sir,—left me. sir, because I didn't approve of her strong minded goings on. sir, her woman's right• meetings, sir, and her nigger colanizatiuns. ir, and her—hut that's enough, sir. llcro Miss Sumlmr, who was a mild. freAle , l faced girl, dropped the arm of her companion, and meekly sat down on a door step, and covered her face with a hand kerchief. 'Mr. Brown. sir!' cried our poor young friend. finally plucking up spirit. 'Co it. lemons!' shouted a listening dray. [WHOLE NUMBER, 1,416. man ae, ho hung user the scene Loin ono (I. lik cart htßkf", 'Captain Brown!' cug,gested the furious man, with smothered rage. 'Well, then, Captain Brown,' said Brown 2a, Npite fu II v , 'the lady you allude to is a total qtrati,gcr to me. She was put under my care by a benevolent looking old gentle man, with gala bored spectacles, and she has :tirt , ,,ly cast me ten dollars, money ad vanced r n her ace. unt.' 'All per,ons are forbidden to trust the. as I will pay no debts of her contract in;;,' said the furious man, with gleams un..iuigated ferocity and savage exulta ion. •Then I'm done brown, that's all,' said the young man, gloomily. 'As for Mrs. Fanny S.phonisha Brown, I never want to -cc her face again. She is at the American II 1-... toad you can recover her by proving property and paying charges. And, for my part, I hope I may he kicked to death gra , hopper , . if ON Of I take charge of e lady again.' 'l'hio WM the pro',abiy, that the sandy haired young man had e%rr made in M. , . life. It was a regular 'stunner' though. It com.inced :'41;28 Sumter, who had for a moment thought of withdrawing the light of her freckles fray, him forever, and who now hastcacd to replace her arm fu.d it r I.f int ed Captain Brown, who became suddenly as mild as moon looms, shook his now acquaintance by the hand and declared him t, be a 'fine fellow.' But the drayman was disgusted at the affair endinA without a fight, and expressed his feelinsq. 1.8 he la'd :1,,• lash across his horse, by the single exclamation, 'Pickles?' theieby inn that the nauseous sweetness of the reconciliation required a. strong dtu-11 of acidity to neutralize its fia- The Captain regained itsslrong-tnind&l wife, and hah-ed f,icrol went home with Miss Suinker, rietamerplobed int!, Mrs. B Larin , , 'taken charge' of Ler for .ne. An Ignorant Constable An 'interior' paper is following up a Justice of the Peace in its vicinity with a great deal of pertinacity. Whenever any thing unu,ual occurs in his Court, the editor reports it at full length. The other day a jury trial was to take place before him, and eleven jurors had been empannelod, when the constable of the Court pushed forward the twelfth, a long-legged, slab-sided speci men of humanity, who was addressed by his Honor with all the familiarity of an old acquaintance. 'Get up thar, Alick, and let's conclude tiffs case.' Aleck hesitated arid 10, Iced steadily at the Justice 'Come, comet' continued the latter, impa tiently. It's no uset you can't get off; don't go n red on excuses. So up with you.' Aleck, seeing it n - . s little use to talk, hung his head a I de a step lovrards the vaennt seat nmmig jury, muttering ne he moved, 'The Court might let a feller play his hind mu, ony how." `The Curt mizOit ci xcliat' Ei3oured the Ju , tiee, fiercely. .Why, all 1 h n '0 -ay is,' promptly re turned Alea, 'that it's rather herd to make a feller lay his hand down to set on a jury.' Then, as a 'eiincher,' he inquired, with a great deal c , f feeling, would your Ibmor like it?' EMI The Justice looked serious, Calling the constable bial, and asking a few questions in a low tone, he addressed himself directly to Aleck •Aleck. I icq•t, diAtiver that when the con stable P ;Iry e 3 the summons 'pon you, thar WWI a snux little game of 'draw' going on is .13..,k'ti tavern.' 'A tip-top game. your Honor,' said Meek. brightening up; '.ltall as good a thing, as 1 want 'What did you hare, Aleck,' continue-i the Justice, 'When you your hand down t o sine on the jury?' 'A beautiful -Intl," your Honer.' The Justice became deeply intereeted.— Wiping the perspiration from hie face, and looking Aleck in tir! face, he continue]: 'Does this here Court utitlerNtand you to say that the comttabie tus.k . you sway front s good "full" to sot on n jury?' Alec': bowed in tho affirmative. 'And you told the constable what you belt?' 'I did, your Honor.' And he jerked you away from the table, and left nobody to bet on your band?' Again Alcck answered in the affirmative. The Court took n long breath, and then resumed its questions under greater excite ment than ever. •: heck, did vox deal them kearde that round?' Aleck looked up inquiringly, and replied that ha did. The Justice drew back, entirely overcome with the strength of Aleck's excuse. 'Mr. Constable,' said he, elevating himself 'sigh in the chair. 'this ere Court is half a ititol to find you for emitempt. By bringing this man here, you have perhat s broke up a snug little g:une of "draw," and epiled tir4t-rate "full" when he had the dealing of the keards round the table!' It's the most "exasperating" care I ever seed.'.... Then rising to his feet with a dignified air, he shouted, ',Mock, you're ezmusedl Constable, give me another juror? Aleck vammted to oontinue his snug little game of 'draw,' while another was ushered into the juror'a seat without oven a hearing.