The American V olunteer IHJUUanBD EVEBY THUBsJaY MOB NINO n y Jolm B. Bruttoii. OFFICE SOUTH MARKET SQ UARK . Teujls.—Two dollars per year If paid strictly (a advance. Two Dollars and Fifty Cents If paid within three months, after which Three Dollars will bo charged. These terms will bo rigidly adhered to in every instance. No sub scription discontinued until all arrearages are paid, unless at the option of the Kdllbr. iuaal Jtotkes. TO TAX-PAYERS! Tho Treasurer of Cumberland. county. Pa., will atlond lor tho purpose of receiving STATE. COUNTY and MILITIA TAXES for tho year 1873. as required by net of Assembly, at the fol lowing times and places: FRANKFORD, nt Blofiorvlllo May 19. MIFFLIN, at Centre School House, May 20. HOPEWELL and NEWBUUO, at Sharp’s Ho tel. May 21 and 22. SOUTHAMPTON, nt Baiißhranu’H Hotel, May 23 and 24. DICKINSON, at Stone Tavern, May 20. PENN, at Eyslor’s Tavern, 2? and 28. NEW'ION, at Goodhoart’s Hotel, May 29. WEST PENNSBOROUGH, at '.hlsncll’s Ho tel. May 30, and at Fair’s Hotel, May 31. BHIPPENBBURG BOROUGH AND TOWN SHIP. nt Sherman House, Juno 2. 3 and i. NEWVILLE, at Hounoborger’s Hotel, Juno 5 and 0. NEWTON, at Mcßride «t McCleary’s Hotel, June 7. NORTH MIDDLETON, at Beecher’s Hotel, .JuneO. COOKE, at Pino Grove Furnace, June 10. SOUTH MIDDLETON, at Ruploy's Hotel, Juno 11. MIDDLESEX, at Middlesex School House, Juno 12. SILVER SPRING, at Grove’s Hotel, Juno 13. MONROE, at Hursh’s Hotel, Juno U and 10. UPPER ALLEN, at Culp’s Hotel, Juno 17. LOWER ALLEN, at Heck’s Hotel, June 18. NEW CUMBERLAND, at Slarbaugh’s Hotel, Juno 10. EAST PENNSBOROUGH, at Wilder’s Hotel, Juno 20. and at Eli George’s Hotel June 21. HAMPDEN, at A. L. Brlcker’s Hotel, June 23. MECHANICSBURG, at George Bobb & Sons Hardware Store, Juno 21, 25 and 20. CARLISLE,, at Commissioner’s Office, June 27,28 and 30. - < « On all taxes unpaid on August Ist. FIVE per cent, will be added, Tho Treasurer will receive taxes at his office until tho Ist day of September next, ut which time duplicates oi all unpaid taxes will bo issued to the Constables of the re spective boroughs and townships for collection. ALSO, at tho same times and places. Mer chant and Dealers can obtain MERCANTILE .LICENCES of tho County Treasurer. And all Hucksters and Dealers in Marketing are hereby notified to take out an annual HUCKSTERS’ LICENSE, under the act of Assembly, approved tho 18th day of May, 1800. GEO. 8088, l7apl-fit - Treasurer oj Cumberland Count!/, FOR 1873! Monroe and Upper Allen townships, April 21; Mechanlcsburg borough and Lower Allen township, April 22. East Fenusborough and Hampden townships and .New Cumberland borough, April 23. Silver Spring and Middlesex townships, April 21. South Middleton and North Middleton town ships, April 26. Frauklnrd and Mllllln townships and New vlllo borough, April 2d. Hopewell township, Newburg and Shlppens* burg boroughs, April 28. Shlppeuaburg and Southampton townships, Api 1129. Penn and Newton townships, April 30.' Dickinson and West Pcnnsborough town* ships. May 1., Carlisle borough an.d Coolco township. May 2. Appeals to bo held for the annual changes in the assessments, on the apovo utalod days, at the Commissioners’ olUce; In the borough of Carlisle, Pa. DAVID DEITZ, Attest—’ .1. C.SAMPLE. J. B. Floyd, dork. SAM’L EUNEST, 27raar Gt • « ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.-No tico Is hereby given that lotier-* of adminis tration on the estate of M. F. Gardner, late of the borough of Carlisle, deceased, have Leon Is sued to Franklin Gardner, of said borough. All persons Indebted to said estate will please make payment, and those having claims will present them; duly authenticated, to the undersigned, for settlement. F. GAItDNEU, I7apU6t & Administrator< . AUDITOR’S NOTICE.—The tinder signed, Auditor, appointed by the Orphans' Court of Cumberland county, to make distribu tion of the proceeds of sale of real estate de vised by the last will and testament of Benja min Clark, late of East PunnsboroUg.h township In said county, deceased, to the Issue of Murv Waggoner, late also of said township, deceased, sola under an order of said Court by Benjamin Spong, Executor of said Mary Waggoner, de ceased, will meet the parties interested In such distribution, at his office, No. 3 Kramer’s Build ing, in the borough ol Carlisle, Pa., on Thurs day, May Bth. 1873. at 10 o’clock, A. M„ for the purposes of bis appointment, when and where all parties interested are requested to attend. 17apl-3l* JOS. G. VALE, Auditor, ADMINISTRATOR’S NOTICE.-No tlcela hereby given that lottoru of a/lmln is».ration on the estate of Isaac Goodbart, la.e o Penn township; deceased,' have been issued by the Register of Cumberland county to the sub scriber, residing In .Newton township. All per sons indebted to said estate are requested tn make payment, and those having claims will present. tUom for GOODRART. Administrator. I7apl*ot* A UDITOR’S NOTICE.—The under* J\ signed Auditor, appointed by tbo Orphans Coult of Cumberland county, to ascertain who, are the heirs and legal representatives of John, Rover; late of South Middleton township, de ceased. and to make distribution nraougst them of the amounts to which they are respectively entitled to receive the balance in the hands of Mrs. Sarah Ann Koyor, administratrix of said decedent, and certain purchase money secured hv recognizance, will meet the pnrttes interested for the purpose at his olllce, In Carlisle, on Fri day, the 18th of April, at Wo’clock, A-M-^ 27mar * Auditor. . \ DMINISTRATRIX' notice. notice is hereby given that letters of admin istration on the estate of Jacob Marlin, late of the borough of Carlisle, deceased, have been granted to the undersigned, residing In said borough. All persons having claims or de mands against said estate are requested to make •the same knowh to the said undersigned with out delay'. and those Indebted uJll make Imme diate payment. MAHWAKiiji I. MAUIIN. WrawS Administratrix. Executors* notice.—Notice ,ie horebv given that letters testamentary on me will of fclllzabetli Beoltly. lain of Now Cum berland, Cumberland county, deceneed. liavo been Issued to the undersigned Executor, iresid ing lu New Cumberland nloresald. All persona indebted will please make payment without do- Inyfaml^Uoso^holdlng^bU^ns^wlh^msen^Uiem O.uar73-ot. Executor. A DMINISTRATRIX’ NOTICE. _x\_‘Notlco l a hereby given that loe/t.e. 1 o e / t . e . ministration on IHo eata oof Samuol AUen. lnt« of silver Spring township, deed., have been granted to P tho undersigned, residing same township. All persona ?J demands against said estate are r e^}f, sled present them, and those ly^ l ed wUI make payment immediately. HLTIY ALLEN, liomar73-Bt* ddmmwfrnfru. EXECUTOR’S) NOTlCE—Notice la hereby given that letters testamentary on the estate of Wm. Harper, late of Tonn town ship. deo’il., have been Issued to the “nde™ l ®* ed Executors, residing In the same township. All persons Indebted will please make> payme t without delay, and those holding claims will present them to DAVID ,'lh TUPPI'I Executors, £oainr73«ot* A ASSIGNEE’S NOTlCE.—Notice is A hereby Given that Thomas U. Williamson, oiallver Spring township, Cumberland county, Pa, has made an assalgnmest of all hla estate and effects, for the benefit of creditors, to the undersigned, Christian Herman. AH persons Indebted to the said assignor will make Imme diate payment, and those having claims against him. will make them known to the undersigned, nun wm chhl stlAN HERMAN, Assignee, Allen Post Office, Curab, Co. lOapl-SL* rHO BOOK CANVASSERS! *- AKEWWAr of running A Subscription Book. ! CAN SELL THOUSANDS! PLAIN HOME TALK. ! la main talk about the body and Us P|\y s i c ® l . and social needs. Dr, E. 11. Kootr, author of “Medical Common Sense,” of No. IJJ Lexington Avenue, N.Y.. who entertains everybody with his pen, and cures everybody by h«a skill, la its Sutlio“' In its thousand nofces it answers a ♦ thousand questions you don’t want to go to your physician about* It is, os it Is stamped unon Its cover, a book for private and consider ate rfiadlnc. 25, and sent, postage pre nald everywhere. Contents table mailed ireo. Acenta wanted. A beautiful original chromo, “Tnrow Pliyslo to the Doga,” worth 810.* goes with the book. No chromo without the book. Nn hook without the chromo. Address. MUll- RAY° HILL PUBLISHING COMPANY,No. 121) East 28th Street, New York. 20mar73-(Jt* A GENTS WANTED.—We want one J\ cood Agent in every township to sell our 4wand immensely Popular Books and Engra vinca. The very largest commission paid. Ihoso now at work report great sales. Circulars and all Information Vice. Write to Wokthihgton. Dustin <iCo., Hartford, Conn. Sept. 20-OmHm ex-mar 0-2mtfc it Ashland cemetery being no under the direction and control of the sub scrioer, all persons desiring to purchase lota lu It for burial purposes, or wishing any Informa tion can l»o accommodated by calling on her at*h’er residence, on East High street, nearly opposite the Bontz House, or By caliliu at the olllcoof the lute Win. M, Penrose. In Ulieera»s V. fll. i’ENIVUSE. 4uov72lyi'* T/~ITT' I Tlio subscriber Is I 11 i Jit I now props red to dell- JLLXIi • ver to nil ports ol tho town, IDE of ouporlor ouuttly. Having n full supply I cun furnish for any length of lime, and lu any quantities. PIUCE-imo-Ualf cent I^^DEIWON. IDapl-tf €lu iraerican Balnntwr JOHN B. BRATTON IMical DOWN IN 001 L MINE. I am a Jovial collier hid . As blilhc ns blilhi! cm; be, For let the limes bo gooil or bml, They’re nil the sumo to raol 'Tls Ilf tie of the world I know, And care less for Its ways, For whore the dog-atnr never glows, I wear away my days. UlIOtlDS— . . Down In a coal mine, underneath the ground. Where a gleam of sunshine ne’er can be found, Digging dusky diamonds all theseason round, Down In a coal mine, underneath the ground. How little do the great ones care. Who alt at bomb secure. What hidden dangers colliers dare ! What hardships they'endurb I The very tiros their mansions boast, To cheer themselves and wives, Maybaps were kindled at the cost Of Jovial collier's lives. Then cheer up, lads, and make yorauch 01 every Joy we can ; But lot your mirth bo always such As best becomes a man. However.fortuno turns about, We’ll still be Jovial souls, For what would nations bo without The lads that look for coals 7 My hands are horny hard aml.black, * With working in the vein, And, like the clothes upon my back. My speech Is rough and plain. Well, if 1 stumble with my tongue. . I've one excuse to say— ’TJs not the collier’s heart that’s wrong, ■ ’Tls the heaa that goes estray. At every shirt be’t soon or late, I baste my bread o’ earn; And anxiously my kindred wait And watch for my return ; For death, that levels all altke, What’er their rank may be, Amid the fire and dump may strike. And lling bis dart at mo., IPmdlaneotijs, THE WONDERFUL LEGEND OF THE • GOLD STONE. A. Story With a Moral. In those faraway times when the world was getting its baby clothes and people were not as wise as are now-a-days, there dwelt in the' town of London a poor tailor’s apprentice named Bartlemy Bowbell. He might be called poor in a double sense, for not only was he such a lazy, idle fellow, that he scarcely ever took a stitch, and seldom had a cent of his own, but he was a miserable workmen. In the same room with him were several oth er tailors; who sang together one or two tunes as they stitched. If they were paid by the day for their work, they sang ‘By the da-y, by the da-y, by the da y I’ and the needle went in and out as slowly as the coaches of a funeral procession ; but if paid for every gar ment as they finished it, then they sang ‘By the job. by the job, by the job!’ and the needle flew like an ex press train. Bartlemy, however, scarcely stitched more than five min utes at a time, when gazing put of the window, he would sing: Oh! if 1 were only possessed of my riches, 1 never would sew on a pair of old breeches I Thimble apt! tbreed I . Buttons and braid! Oh, who would be bound to this rascally trade? If money 1 had, I’d bo free from all-care. And whet master must make; I should have but to wear! Needles and pins! Scissors and cloth ends! . When the work's ended the pleasure beams. 'What’s that your singing about riihes?’ cried his master, sharpley.— ‘Biches, forsooth ! You will die in the poor house, I can tell you, If you don’t stilch away more diligently. Come, sew away 1’ So saying he gave him a good thwack with his yard stick. All the beatings in the world, however, could not thrust oat of Bartlemy a be lief that he should one day become rich. He had heard of a wonderful jewel called the gold stone that had the power of turning to gold any common metal that it touched* and he felt per fectly certain somehow that he would one day find this wonderful jewel. But tired out with his idleness, one day ills master turned him out of doors, saying that ‘he-ate more than he would ever earn.’ As he had not earned a penny during the week, he was entirely out of mon ey, and he know that nobody would give him food and lodging lor nothing,, so he wandered on until he was clear of -London, and in the open fields, and as night came on ho was compelled to seek shelter beneath a tree, where he soon fell asleep. The moon rose high, still Bartlemy-snored, when, all of a sudden, he was aroused by a smart blow on the shoulder which ho would have sworn was from a yard stick. ‘Needles and pins 1’ said Bartlemy, sitting up in haste, ‘what’s that?’ Bartlemy Bo wbell,’ crooked a strange voice, ‘look at me.’ Bartlemy looked around, and to his extreme terror, saw standing beside him a goblin. He was no more than four feet high, with very bow legs, as though from a constant habit of tuck ing them upon a tailor’s shop board; his clothes fashioned from odd bits of velvet and cloth, such as tailors call ‘cabbage’,’ were trimmed with thimbles for bell buttons; on his head was a tailor’s cotton night cap, with a long tassel, and hanging at his waist were an immense pair of shears, and a pin cushion bristling with needles stuck, and in the other a.tallor’s goose, or flat iron. His face was expressive of tbo most jovial good humor, but it was far from handsome; for his nose was flat, and he had an abominable squint. •Bartlemy, what is the matter with you?’ said the goblin, ‘you are ever lastingly growling and grumbling, in stead of working at your trade like an honest tailor, and richly deserve to be thwacked with the yard stick every morning by way of breakfast, but nev er mind, I choose to help you; so say what you want quick?’ ‘And who might your lordship be?’ asked Bartlemy, with a cold shudder ; for he felt desperately afraid he had gotten hold of Old Bogey or Old Nick. ‘That’s none of your business,’ said tho goblin, ‘but still I’ll tell you; lam Snipponbitz, the patron of tho tailors.’ ‘O lord, your worship, you don’t say so,’ stammered Bartlemy. ‘That’s a fact,’ returned the goblin. ‘Come, out with it; what can I do for you ?’ .Bartlemy scratched his head, and took off his cap, looked into it, found no words there, put it on again, and finally, with a bow that nearly toppled him bead over heals, and a kick up of ills foot, behind, he managed to say: ‘Please your worship, I want to And ho Gold Stone.’ The burst Into a discordant laugh on hearing this, and said, ‘Well, that’s sensible request, Bartlemy, and a modest onb, considerHlg"tlq3 circum stances. Never mind, X have taken a fancy to yon; your wish shall bo ac complished. See here.’ With these words Snippenbitz put hand into his pocket, and pulled out a magnificent jewel, ns it seemed to Bartlemy. It was of the most beauti ful purple color, and sparkled all over with flecks of gold. Nothing could look more gorgeously beautiful, as the astonished tailor hold it up in the moonlight. Yes, there could be no doubt of It. The mysterious, the unat tainable Gold Stone was really his. ‘Now, Bartlemy, attend to me,’ con tinued the being. ‘The Gold Stone Is yours, but under certain conditions, which must be compied with, or no gold ! First, you must return to Lon to-morrow, seek out your did master, and ask him to employ you as a regular workmed. You will find yourself to sew as well as the best, through my assiatane, and you must employ this power diligently on the work he,gives you to do. I warn you, hpwever, that you must keep the secret of the Gold Stone from everybody; and in order that you may do so you must never take It out of your pouch until you are safe in your own chamber. Secondly, when you receive your wages place the money directly in the pouch contain ing the Gold Stone, and do not look at it until you go to bed. Then you will find the copper turned into silver, and the silver into gold. But if you count the money first, it will hot change,— Thirdly, in a year’s time from to-night, meet me at this spot, and tell me how you have prospered. Will you keep these conditions faithfully ?’ ‘Ye-y-es I your lordship!’ stammered the apprentice. ‘Then, how are you, Gold Stone!’ ex claimed the goblin. With an outrage ous wink he treated Bartlemy to an other whack with the yard stick and vanished. The blow struck our tailor insensible; and when his eyes again nnciosed it was broad daylight. For a moment he stared about him, wondering how he came (here, then remembering the ex traordinary events of the. previous night, he hastily felt in Kis pouch and drew forth the miraculous jewel. It flamed in the sunlight like a bright diamond eye, and taking a' long and delighted stare at the much desired Gold Stone, be placed itcarefully in his pouch, and started straight for London, After the-way in which he had been turned out of his master’s shop, he hadn’t much hope of getting in again,' but afraid of disobeying the goblin’s injunction, he entered with as much courage as he could .master, and found the other tailors stitching away as usu al, wnue ms muHiui cue one u Bartlemy took his cap humbly off, saying, .‘Please, master, if you will employ me as a workman now, I think I can please you. Do try me. I will be industrious—indeed I will.’ ‘Oh-ho 1’ . said the master tailor; ‘sleeping out in the fields and going without supper and breakfast has done you good, has it? Well, take this coat and sit you down ; but I warn you be forehand* and if you are not more in dustrious than usual, I will lay my yard stick over your shoulder, and clear you out again.’ Bartlemy took the work, and having planted himself on the shopboard near a windowy he put on his thimble, threaded bis needle with a grand flour ish and began to stitch away for dear life. He sewed faster and better than he had ever done before, and found to his Joy, that the goblin’s promises had begun to bo fulfilled In reality.— But bad habits are not to be conquered as one would pull up weeds, though both must be torn up by the roots, if you wish to get rid of them, and so Bartlemy began to ply his needle less briskly; his thoughts wandered, and finally the work came to,a dead stand still. But thimbles and thread 1 What happened ? The instant his hand stopped, a long, yellow yard stick came flying through the window, and hit him such whack on the shins that he roared again with the pain, and the stick instantly vanished. ‘Why, what’s the matter?’ asked the other, tailors, startled, as well they might be. , ‘Matter!’ -cried Bartlemy. 'Why, didn’t you see that—that horrible yard stick coming at mo?’ At this they laughed at him for a fool; for nobody but our tailor could perceive this terrific weapon—it was invisible to common eyes. His con science told him that It came from the goblin, and he set to work with renew ed diligence. But again i and again his mind wandered, and his work would fall, but just as often in came the yard stick, and awaked him with a ven geance. The yard stick, would only allow him to stop and thread his needle, or turn his work, and by sunset the coat was done. Bartlemy, taking his coat in hand carried it to his master, who viewed it in the greatest astonishment; but, not wishing to raise bis apprentice’s ideas of himself, he grumbled out, ‘For a wonder you have your work this time, so now take your wages, and bo sure to come early Monday morn.’ As he spoke, he slipped a couple of coins into his pouch; without looking at them— and hurried him home. Oa reaching his room, and striking a light, ho found instead of a farthing and penny, which had always been his weekly pay, he had a crown and sixpence. ‘Huzzahi huzzahi’ ho cried, fairly jumping for Joy, ‘my beautiful Gold Stone is doing the work bravely.’ He kissed the stone in his delight and went to bed to dream of becoming a master tailor and making clothes for the king. The following Monday ho went to his master’s shop, and with went tho watchful yard stick, aud Us reminder had a good effect, soon Bartlemy kept along so steadily and swiftly Hint the yard stick was much less frequent in its visits. So things went on till Bartlemy ha^ CARLISLE. PA.. THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1873. earned quite a fortune in his eyes; ten whole guineas lay glittering in the old nightcap where he kept his savings, and the tailor felt that he had now earned enough to set up for himself.— The year at last drew to a close, and one moonlight night he suddenly re membered that it was the very anni versary of his meeting with the goblin. Starting up he ran to where his pouch was placed took out the Gold Stone and enjoyed a long look at it, and then throwing a cloak around him, he, has tened forth. At last he paused under the old tree; .he heard a familiar croaking laugh, and found himself unexpectedly in the presence of Snippenbitz, the friendly goblin. ‘Well, Bartlemy,’ croaked the being, ‘and have yon pros pered with the Gold Stone?’ ‘Marvellously well, your worship,’ replied Bartlemy, in a joyous tone. ‘And you found a crown and a shil ling, and a guinea and a crown, in stead of your penny and farthing, did you, Bartlemy.’ ‘Why yes, your worship, I did cer tainly.’ ‘And the Gold Stone changed them, did it Bartlemy ?’ ‘Why yes, your lor,dship of course it did.’ ‘Now, Bartlemy,’ said the goblin, in a confidential tone, laying his hand on the other’s shoulder, ‘I want to tell you something. It isn’t the Gold Stone—— ’ ‘lt’s not—the—Gold—Stone ?’ gasped Bartlemy. ‘Why, ho, you donkey 1 there’s no such thing. That is but a bit of purple glass. There is no such preposterous Jewel on the face of the earth as you imagine. There is but one true Gold Stone, and it’s name is ' ‘FAITHFUL INDUSTRY !’ As the goblin spoke these words, he suddenly began to change his form, and grew taller and broader, and his bell-button thimble fell off, bis flat nose became long and sharp, his thread hair gave way to a bald pate, and his whole appearance became wonderfully like Bartlemy’s master. He raised his gold stick, brought it down with a tre mendous crack—and Barllemy awoke. , Yes! he was lying under the tree where he had thrown himself the night before. The whole of what had passed; Gold Stone, yard stick, money, goblin and all, was but the fantastic tracing of a dream ; and above.him really stood his master, who bad repented of hav ing turned away his hapless apprentice and had come to seek him. The lesson was not lost, however, on our hero. He returned to his master’s shop, where he worked diligently without any yard stick coming after him, and in three years’ time rose to be master tailor, married his old master’s supported by two shears, and the mot to * ‘FAITHFUL INDUSTRY.’ A Hindoo -Story. A tiger, prowling In a forest, was at tracted by a bleating.calf. It proved to be a bait, and the tiger found himself trapped ln„a spring cage. There he lay for two days, when a Brahmin happened to pass that way . 'O Brahmin!' piteously cried the beast, ■have mercy on me; let me out of this cage.' . ... ‘Ah! but you will eat me.’ ‘Eat you! Devour my benefactor? Never oould I be guilty of such a deed,’ responded the tiger. The Brahmin, being benevolently In clined, was moved by these entreaties, and opened tbe door of the cage. tiger walked up to him, wagged his tail, and said : ■Brahmin, prepare to die, I shall now eat you.’ ‘Oh, how ungrateful! how wicked 1 1 Am I not your savior?’ protested the trembling priest. ‘True,’ said the tiger, ‘very true ; but it is the custom of my race to eat a man when he gets a chance, and I cannot af ford to let you go.’ ‘Let us submit the ease to an arbitra tor,’ said the Brahmin. ‘Hero comes a fox. The fox is wise; let us abide by his decision.’ ‘Very well,’ replied the tiger. The fox, assuming a judicial aspect, sat on his haunches with all the dignity he could muster, and, looking at the dia putants, he said: ‘Good friends, lam somewhat confused at the different accounts which you give of this matter, my mind la not clear enough to render equitable judgment, but if you will be kind enongh to act the whole transaotion before my eyes, Ishall attain unto a more definite conception of the case. Do you, Mr. Tiger, show mo just how you approached andeutered the cage, and then you, Mr. Brahmin, show me how you liberated 'him, and I shall be able to render a proper decision.’ They assented, for the fox was solemn and ocular. The tiger walked Into the cage, the spring door fell and shut him In. Ho was a prisoner. The Judicial expression faded from the fox’s counte nance, .and, turning to the Brahmin, be said: ‘I advise you to go home as fast as you can, and abstain in future from doing fa vors to rascally tigers. Good morning, Brahmin; good morning, tiger.’ Mbs. Brown, of Burlington, lowa, sings her ‘Hush, my babe,’ to her Infant son William, who measures twelve months one way and one hundred pounds the other. She spanks him with a pile driver. The following advertisement appeared in the Washington Chronicle of a recent date: ‘An obscure young lady would write for writers or authors. Modesty prevents her mentioning why they migh t prefer her writings to their own. Ad dress,’ etc. Binge the establishment of women’s medical colleges in Massachusetts quite a business is said to have sprung up in second-hand coffins. A Boston woman who broke her arm while visiting a friend now sues him for damages for uot keeping his stops In rs- HOW AEE YOU OFF FOE STAMPS TO DAY 7 New by-words now are nil the go, From everybody's mouth they now. You’ll hear them in the house or out, They'reijven In tho buby’s mouth ; You’ll hoar them spoken by old and young, In fact they’re told by every tongue, The latest one that’s out they say. Is, “How are you off for stamps to-day 7 Chonts— Now by-words now are all the go. From everybody’s mouth they flow, The latest one that’s out they say. Is, VHoworeyouoffforstamps to-day?” If you go out walking on the street, Some irlond of yours you’ll chance to meet. He’ll shake your band and at you wink, He’ll say old Irion d let’s take a drink ; You can’t refuse a class of beer. With a friend you’ve not soon for a year ,•, You drink, and next you hear him say— Chorti3-r u How are you off for stamps to-day The young ladles all have heard It. too, They never lot anything pass that’s now. Ana once the word Is in their month, No power can stop its coming out ; They’ll shy around with a smiling face, And put on all tnelr queenly grace. What a pleasant day for a ride, they’ll say— Chorus— 1 "How are you off for stamps to-day?” Now If, perchance, you’ve got a wife, And one you love os dear as life— Every weak you buy her a bonnet new, And perhaps a new silk dress or two. To please her now you think you’ve tried, But still she Is never satisfied. I want a now Grecian Bond, she’ll say— CftonM—“How are you off for stamps to-day ?” Now If by chance you are taken sick, The doctor he Is seat for quick. He’ll stuff your mouth chock full of pills, Baylug those are good for all your Ills. He’ll say your case la very bad, About the worst ho over had. He’ll feel your pulse, and then bo’ll say— Chorus—' “How are you off for stamps to-day 7” But now, kind friends, I’ll sny good night, I hope my song has hit you right— To please you all I ’ve done my best. Ana now i’ll lot the subject rest. But one more word before 1 go. And this I’ll have you all to know, I’m broke, and all I have to say— Chorus— 1 “How are you off for stamps to-day 7” HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN, THE '’DANISH STORY-TELLER. Children are reading stories which their grandparents read before them, .and the writer of the stories stilt lives and tells new ones every year. For 68 years ago, on the second of the month of April, was born Hans Christian Ander sen; and no doubt in Copenhagen on April 2d, 1873, the great story-teller took a child on his knee and told him of the famous stories which have been trans lated into all languages and read in all countries. And if be were minded he could have told the most wonderful story ofall—that of his own life—from the day, when be was born in poverty to this, when he lives with decorations from his sovereign on his breast, and the love of many children worn In his heart. The beginning of this living fairy-tale was the birth in a poor shoemaker’s house in (.Odense, a town of Denmark. He was born in tbe one room which his father and mother occupied, which serv~ ed alike for house and shop. His father, a young man of poetic mind, always hungering after a richer life than that spent in making shoes; his mother a simple, superstitious and affectionate woman, In this room began bis life; and bis earliest recollections furnished him with scenes which afterward he wove into his stories. “Oar little room,” he says, “which nroa alnv—l llia olmamabor’a bench, the bed, aua my ono, was inn abode of my childhood. The walls, how ever, were covered with pictures, and over the work-bench was a cupboard con taining books and songs; the little kitchen was full of shining plates and metal pans, and by means of a ladder it was possible to go out on the roof, where, In the gutters between It and the neigh bor’s house, there stood a great chest filled with soil, my mother's sole garden, and where she grew her vegetables. In my story of the 'Snow Queen,' that gar den still blooms.’ He grew into a-tall, ungainly lad, as shy as a girl, and yet so simple-hearted that he was ready to confide to the ut most in any one who smiled on him. At a charity-school he learned just a little, but that little so carelessly, that long af terward, he suffered for the laok of such common knowledge as even how to spell* When he was fourteen years old, ho was seized with a desire to go to Copenhagen, having a vague feeling that there he should see tbe wide world -and ‘become jfamous. It was a restless, Ignorant sort of expectation. All he could say was, that people have an immense deal of adversity lo go through, and then they will be famous." His mother, when im portuned by him sent for a so-called wise woman who professed to be able to tell fortunes. “ Your son will become a great man," said the old woman, “and In honor of him Odense will one day be Illumina ted.” It waa a safe thing to say to a mother, yet sure enough years afterward it came true—for a great celebration was held at Odense not long since, when the free - dom of the city was presented to the fa mous Anderseh, who had left it a poor, iaughed-at, awkward lad, and literally the old town was illuminated In his honor. So off he set to Copenhagen. He waa so utterly ignorant of the ways of the world and so simple in bis confidence that he hod astonished every one to whom he made himself known, and waa laughed at for a little simpleton. He had such an innocent way of going right up to people, and asking for what he want ed. At that time it seemed to him that the theatre waa the most beautiful place in the world, and ho was ready to do anything that would be in place there, dance, sing or act. So he went to the manager and asked for an engagement. The manager looked at him and said, "No, you are too thin for the theatre.’, "Ohi" replied Andersen, “only en gage uio, with one hundred rlx dollars banco salary, and X shall soon got fat.” But he was given no chance. He lived for a while—one scarcely knows bow— until his Innocent, queer ways brought him to the knowledge and affection of a good man, Counsellor Collin, who took him as his own son and began to educate him. All his odd fancies and quaint make-beliefs which had, oven when a grown lad, kept him busy with puppets and dolls, began to find expression in writing, and before he had finished his schooling he was writing stories and dramas; and Just before be passed his last ho waa twenty four yefirt'dld, he brought out a collec tion ot poems, and one of his plays was acted at the theatre. By degrees ho com manded attention and respect; people t]e&ao to see that he had gifts of on unu sual character; and just the thing for which he was first blamed—his naivete and childishness—are now what the world recognizes as fils good qualities in literature. Ftom that time to this he has been wtl- ting stories, novels for older people, such as “The Improvlaatore,” which Is a ro mantic picture of life In Italy, and “O. T.,” “The Two Barrennesses,” and »• Only a Fiddler,” where the scenes are Danish. He has been a great traveler also, and amongst his works’are bright pictures of Spain, Portugal, Sweden, Ita ly, Switzerland, Greece, and the Orient. He is Danish to the core. The old le gends, of his ancient country, the wild sand-heaps of Jutland*, the beech-trees, the bright, quarrelsome city life, the fresh, frank hospitality, all get into bis stories . But it Is his little'stories that have won him renown.. They were something so new and so pleasing that they became at once general favorites with young and old; and in the theatres the actors would recite “ The Constant Tin Soldier,” “The Top and the Ball,” or “ The Swinherd*” Thorwaldaen, the sculptor, was a Dane, and was delighted with Andersen’s stories. In bis compa ny he wrote “ Ole Shut-Eye,” and “of ten,” says Andersen, “in the twilight, when the family circle sat in the open garden-parlor, Thorwaldsen would come softly behind me, and clapping me on the shoulder, would ask, 1 Shall we little ones hear any tales to-night? l ” Andersen has never married, and lives a rambling sort of life, sometimes in Co penhagen, but quite as often traveling in Spain, Switzerland, France, Holland and Germany. He Is a great favorite at various courts; but his true distinction consists in the fact that every home la open to him, and the poor as well as the rich know his kindly nature. His birth days are always kept In the remembrance of his friends, and no. doubt his table this year was loaded with flowers and gifts. He has been ill the past winter, but in a recent letter to a friend in this country he represents himself as well again. Certain it is that as long as be la exuberant fancy will bubble over In in genious and affectionate stories. DOD'ALDSQN AT AILED TOWN; One of the most magnificent balloon ascensions the people of Allentown ever witnessed, was that of Prof. Donaldson, which took place -from Centre Square, that ojty, on Saturday, tbe sth Inst, Donaldson lauded near Trenton, New Jersey. On Monday night tbe daring Beading toronaut appeared at Hagen buoh’s Opera House before a large and interested audience of the people of Al lentown, and gave them a very interest ing account of_ his trip, together with such other entertainment as be presented to the people of Reading on the night of bis appearance at the Mishler Academy. The following is a synopsis of the trip as given by Mr. Donaldson to ah Allentown newspaper reporter, and which found its way into the News before Donaldson re cited it at the entertainment. The fol lowing.is Donaldson’s narrative, as. told by him: 2:25 p. M.—Left Centre Square, Allen town, in my balloon “Magenta.” Ther mometer 00 degrees. Wind B. by E. dTetnDu'eu noise of tbe multitude below, and tbe band playing, &0., until I did the drop and hung head downwards, when every sound seemed to cease. As soon as X re-, gained my seal on the trapeze could hear everything again distinctly. My course then changed to about east, and then to south-east, carrying me back oyer the city of Allentown, of which I had a grand view, as well as of the surrounding coun try, with the beautiful little towns nest ling in tbe valley, and tbe streams, like threads of silver* running amid the green verdure of tbe fields. 2:40 P. M.—Above the clouds. Barom eter showed 4000 feet high. The ther mometer, before reaching lower strata of clouds, was 40 degrees. The height of olouds from the earth was not'more than 2500 feet. Above the olouds I threw out a large lot of bills, and the oflect was to send me up pretty swiftly. When they were out of sight below the olouds I could hear tbe paper rattle. 2:50 P. M. —Reached my highest point in this ascension, 4,500 feet, or a little Jess than ono mile high. Thermometer rose to 75 degrees, and It began to get wonderfully warm. While seated here I could hear some blasting going on be low me. By this time I had made my self comfortable by lashing myself to a rigging below the concentrating ring. 3:05 P. M.—Once in a while getting a peep through the olouds could see the earth. Distributed “Messages from the Clouds” In small quantities. Could plain ly hear a running stream, and the ther mometer reached its highest point, eigh ty degrees. Pelt uncomfortably hot and thirsty. Open’ed one of the bottles of soda, and the cork flew out with a report like a pistol, going a considerable dis tance above. Took a little lunch and felt better, enjoying It hugely. 3:23 P. M. —Barometer indicated 4000 feet. Could hear a ohurph bell ringing. Could see the shadow of the balloon on the olouds below me, about the size of a three cent piece. I was evidently over a thickly populated city, which, though bidden from my view, I could tell by the confused soundk of teams rattling, balls ringing, whistles blowing, with the general uproar of a city. Hearing steam boat whistles, I judged I was over deep water. Pulling the valve rope I descen ded slowly, and watched tbe shadow of the balloon on the clouds, which en larged as I descended. I could see my shadow on tbe white back ground very distinctly, dangling in the air below the balloon. 3:40 P. M.—Passed gently through the clouds and began to feel cooler, and com menced to dress myself, at the same time watching with an anxious eye whether I was descending towards land or water. Found at length X was over a river, and sailing in the same direction tho stream ran. Throw out ten pounds of ballast, which checked my descent, as I did not oaro about a ducking at this time of the year. Could sea the coal oars running along the edge of the stream, looking about as wide as a lead pencil, and could hear a boy singing om tho other side of the river, “Up in a Balloon, Boys.” He must have been about three miles from me. I counted 'nine cities and towns that I could see distinctly, but could not determine where I was exactly. 3:50 P. M.—Descended into a lower current, which carried me east towards a town away from tho railroad, and still descending struck the surface current, which carried mo northwest. Threw out a bag of ballast to clear a farm bouse, I clewed about a hundred feet. VOL 59-N0.46 Now I dropped my anchor, which ploughed along a field until it caught In a fence, and held mo suspended about 70 feet, at an angle of 45 degrees. Near the house I passed over was a farm, hand. I shouted to him for assistance. He seemed utterly bewildered and dumbfouqded, and stood so gazing at me that I was uncertain at first if It was a man .or a scare-crow. The lost I saw of him he was in the same position. For anything I know he is there yeti Very shortly a man came to my assistance, and caught the rope to pull me down. He pulled with a will, and I came down a short distance, but a current of air struck the balloon, and my friend went up with a jerk. He held on like a good fellow, but two or three times he was thirty feet above the earth. In a few minutes there was plenty of assistance, and I effected a safe and comfortable landing at Titus ville, N. J., nine miles north-east from Trenton, at five minutes to 4 o’clock. I then discovered that the city 1 had pass ed over was Trenton. I was kept busy for a long time answering questions put by gentlemen who don’t care about get ting practical knowledge of ballooning. Had I known the direction in which I had traveled, I couid have returned to Allentown In the lower current, os Ijhad ballast enough left. Altogether I trav eled about 50 miles in different directions. Titusville is about 40 miles from Allen town, as the crow files. I made the dis tance in oue hour and a half. Left Ti tusville at 7 p. m., and arrived in Easton just in time to miss the Allentown train. Remained over ni£ht in Easton, and on Sunday attended the Third Lutheran Church, where I heard a very Interest ing sermon. I left Easton on Sunday evening, arriving in Allentown at 9.16. THE WEEOKS OF THE PAST. An idea of the comparative magnitude of the disaster to the steamer 1 Atlantic may be obtained from the following state ment of the prominent marine accidents since 1840: In the month of March,' 1831, • the steamer President sailed from New York, with a large number of passengers; when two days out she is supposed to have en countered a terrible gale, and was never again heard from. On the 28th of April, 1847, the Exmoulh, an emigrant ship from Londonderry, was wrecked, and nearly 240 lives lost. A still more disas trous wreck was that of the Royal Ade laide, which occurred on. the Tongue Sands, off Margate, on which occasion 400 lives were lost. In September, 1850, the Edmund was lost on the western coast of Ireland, and more than half of the 200 passengers perished. Upon the occasion of the loss of the troopship Bir kenhead in Simon's bay, South Africa, In February, 1853, 454’ of the crew and soldiers perished. Again, in 1853, just a year after this, the Independence took fire on the coast of Lower California, and 140 persona were consumed by the flames or drowned in the sea. In May of the, wreck’oTYho 1 \fyillfkHi thO Bahamas; and five months afterward 348 persons, mainly emigrant passengers, on the Annie Jane, of Liverpool, perish ed on the west shore of Scotland, where thd vessel was beached. The Favorite, on her way from Bremen to Baltimore, in April, 1854, ran Into the bark Hesper, and 201 lives were sacrificed. In May of the, same year 500 ofllcers and soldiers were lost with the Lady Nugent, a troop ship, which foundered in a hurricane, and in the succeeding fall the U. S. mail steamer Arctic came In contact during a fog with the French steamer Vesta, and a loss of 300 lives was the result, an acci dent which still lingers in the memory of many. The steamer City of Glasgow disappeared also before the close of this disastrous year with 480personson board. In 1855 the only serious marine accident was the loss of the George Canning near the mouth of the Elbe with 06 passen gers on bonrd. In 1855 the John, an em igrant vessel, was wrecked on the Munch Books off Falmouth, on which occasion 200 lives wore lost. On the 23d of Feb ruary of the succeeding year, the well known Collins steamer Pacific left Liv erpool for New York freighted with 186 souls, and was never again heard of. During the summer of 1857 the clipper ship Dunbar was wrecked near Hydney and out of 121 persona on board only one was saved. In September of the same year the steamer Central America found ered at sea with 570 passengers, only 152 were rescued. On the 13tb of September, 1858, the steam ship Austria was burned in raid Atlantic, and of the 558 passengers but 07 wore saved. In September of the same year 317 Chinese emigrants lost their lives in consequence of the wieck of the St. Paul on the island of Rossel. Of the 419 parsons on the Po mona, which was lost on Blaokwater Bank, April 28,1850, only 24 were saved. During the same year the Royal Charter was wrecked off Moelffra, with a loss of 440 lives. On the night of February, I 860; a new mall steamer, the Hungarian was wrecked off the coast of Nova Sco tia, and all on board, 205, perished. Ten years ago this month 237 out of 440 per sons, passengers on the Anglo-Saxon, lost their lives when that steamer was wrecked off Newfoundland. In January of 1356 the steamer London foundered in the Bay of Biscay, sacrificing about 220 lives. Among the more recent losses at sea that of the City of Boston, around which still hovers an unfatbomed mys tery, and that of the Northfleet, are still within the recollection of the youngest. The question,—“Was John Wesley a bad husband?” has been settled by a cor. respondent of a Philadelphia paper, who gives the authority of "an eye witness" that Mrs. Wesley used to Indulge in the luxury of dragging her husband around the room by the hair of the head- This treatment, no doubt, gave the great Meth odist apostles a realizing sense of the necessity of some future state of reward. A ihtti.e girl waa told to spell ferment, and give Its . meaning with a sense In which It was used. The following was literally her answer: “Ferment, a verb, signifying to work; |f love to ferment In the garden." A Caiuo jury baa just decided that Adam Jones' leg, out olTby the oars, waa worth five thousand dollars. The query arises as to what one of Lydia Thomp son’s would be assessed at.— liiuouri Se~ puMcwt. lute, ot Aclvex-tliß, ng' No. times 1 sq. 3sq. 8 sq. 4 sq. % o HA l ed 1 week. 91 UU 13 00 |3 U) 94 00 97 00 #l3 00 t£l 0 3 " 1 GO 3 00 400 600 000 14 00 20 00 8 *' 200 400 600 OOOUOO 10.00 80 09 4 •« 260 4766 70 07613 GO iStOO 82 GO 5 •« 800 6GO 060 7GO 14 00 20 00 96 00 0 •• 860 fl GO 7 GO BGO 16 GO 'S3 60 87 GO 2 months 400 760 86C 9G017 GO 23 00 43 GO 8 “■ 600 860 0601060 20 00 80 00 GOOD 0 “ 7G01000136018002800 40 00 76 00 1 00 15 00 20 00 26 00 40 00 76 00 ICO 00 I year. I Twelve 1 For Ezo< For And For Ass] For Yet For An: less conti For Boi per lino. Doable lines consulate a square. „ icalon’ and Adm’is'. Notices. |i 00 Utora’ Notices, 3 00 ignees’ and similar Notices, 8 00 rly Cards, not exceeding six linos, 7 00 lounoemonts flvo cents per line un voted for by the year, inoaa and Special Notices. 10 cootp column odvei Jsomenta extra. HUUOBOUS. Grown property—Brains. Divers amusements—Pearl fishing, VWild Oats" aro said to be the only crop that grows by gas-light. The singer who "brought down the bouse" baa refused to rebuild it. Why is a newspaper like a wife? Be cause every man should have ono of bit own, Three-years Is the average life' of fem inine school teachers. After that they get married. In polite society the stomach should be spoken of as "The Bureau of the In terior.” An old gentleman named John Smith has got married. He says he doesn't want the name to become extinct. Ah Innocent female Justice in Wyom ing anxiously inquired of a lawyer the other day > "Who is this Hlghlow Jack that I hear so much about ?" A smart young lady says her Ideo of a good home is a place where "cobwebs and kisses never go together.” Men talk about the idle wind, but the wind Is always busy, and, like a ohebrful farmer, whistles at Itawork. It is not advisable to go out of doors without anything on your head, or.lnto society without anything in It. • Why is a person afflicted with lumba go like a man smoking a penny cigar? Because bis back is bad (baccy’s bad.) Two fatigued travelers, having to trav el ten miles further, comforted them selves by the calculation that it was only live miles each. “I bise for information,'' satd a mem ber of a legislative body. "I am very glad to hear it,” said a bystander, ‘Tor no man wants it more.” A Kansas editor is advocating putting up the United States Senatorshlp front that State hereafter at auction, for. the benefit of the State. In Boston, a poor man, who less than a year ago had only one suit of clothes, went into the newspaper business, now has eight suits. Sevan of them ore for libel. Once a week, in the spring, mix ashes and cayenne pepper with meal, one each of the former to six parts of the latter, and feed your poultry, you will,see its benefits. The editor of the Wabash Sentinel wants to know if “the man who sent him a-challenge to fight a duel means busi ness," or whether “his buzzard soul laughs at tbs ghastly Joke.” A Minnesota youth struck hla horse with a gun to make him go. The horse, three fingers and the gun went off so quickly that nobody feels quite compe tent to say ■ , , uarpet-bagger, addressing a euiv ore'd audience In South Carolina, the other day, remarked: “My friends and fellow citizens, my skin is whits, but my heart |s as black as this audience.” Which is the oldest, Miss Ann Tiqui ty, old Aunty Dlluvlan, Miss Ann To rior, Miss Ann Cestor, Miss Ann T. Mundane or Miss Ann T. Cedent? A Paris lady abrutly entered her kitchen the other day and saw the cook skimming the soup with a silver spoon. She said: “Franoolse, I expressly forbade you you to use the silver in the kitchen.” ‘‘But, ma’am, the spoon was dirty!” The Cleveland Plaindealer tells of. a woman there who was made a widow on Sunday, was a mourner on Monday, was married on Tuesday, was the recipient of a surprise party on Wednesday evening, and got out of the county before Thurs day morning. A pew months ago a famous Prussian general was Inspecting some . military stables. "What do Isee there?” he said in tones of thunder, to a sergeant—‘.‘cob webs?” "Yes, sir,” was the respectful reply; “wo keep them there to catch the flies and prevent their teasing the horses.” “Show me the man who struck O’- Docherty,” shouted a pugnacious little Irishman at an election—“ Show me the man who struck O'Dooherty, and I’ll—” ‘T am the man who struck O’Dookerty,” said a big brawny fellow, stepping to the front; “ and what have you got to say about it?” “Ooh, sure,” answered the the small one, suddenly collapsing, “and didn't you do it well?” The jokers are not all dead yet. A Hampshire wag put the following adver tisement in a weekly paper; “Who wants to buy a new milch cow, that Is in every way kind, only five years old, and gives fifteen quarts of good milk to a milking? Jack Rodgers.” The next week Mr. Rodgers received not less than fifty applications through the paper for the cow, which were answered thus: “If I bear of any such cow I will let you know immediately. Yours truly, J. Rogers.” Fence Posts. —Enduring and Ever, a eCing.— ln looking over the Western Enrol, we note as Important to us here, the following, bow a correspondent dis covered many years ago that wood could be made to last longer than iron in the ground, but thought the process was so simple and Inexpensive that it was not worth while making any stir about It. I would as soon have poplar, basswood or quaking ash, as any other kinds of tim ber for fence posts. I have taken out basswood posts after having been set sev en years that were as sound when taken up as when they were put in the ground. Time and weather seemed to have no of 'feet whatever on them* The posts oan be prepared for less than two cents apiece. For the beneQl of others 1 will give the receipt. Take boiled linseed oil and atlr it in pulverized charcoal to the consisten cy of paint, put a cost of this over .the timber and there 1s not a man that will live to see them rotten. The women of the United Slates use more pins and needles than those of any other country. Mita- XiivEimoiiE affirms that the feet of the coming woman are upon the (noun ■ tain top, and her spirit Is In thealr. Just
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