The American Volunteer rUUMSHBD EVERY THURSDAY MORNING John B, Brattou, OFFICE SO UTH MARKET SQ UA RE O' TBIIM3.— Two dollars per year If paid strictly io advance. Two Dollars and Fifty Cents if paid within three months, after which Throe Dollars will bo charged. These terms will be rigidly adhered to In every instance. No sub scription discontinued until all arrearages are paid, unless at the option of the Editor. Ipflcfal SHUT. THE BOOK Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore- No doubt you have heard the name before— Was a boy who never would shut the door! The wind might whistle, the wind might roar, And teeth bo aching and throats be sore, But still he never would shut the door. HU father would scold, his mother Implore, *» Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore, We really do w ish you would shut the door ?" Their hands they wrung, their hair they tore, Blit Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore Was as deaf as the buoy out at the Noro. When ho walked forth the folks would roar, “Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore,' Why don’t you think to shut the door?” They rigged out a shutter, with sail and oar, And threatened to pack off Gustavus Gore On a voyage ol penance to Singapore. But he begged for mercy, and said, " No more ! Pray do not send me to Singapore On a shutter, and then 1 will shut thedoor!” 'You will,” said Uls parouls, “then keep on shore? hut mind you do! For the plague Is sore 01 ft follow that will never shut the door, Godfrey Gordon kustavus Gore l” |psaltae/mis; ME. KOBE BECOMES A MASON, f'flatter myself I understand something about secret'societies. I have a passion fur that sort of thing ever since I was old enough to tell lies. I havescouted around pretty extensively among the different or guuizations. I’ve been an Orangeman, and a Fenian, and a good Templar, and a counterfeiter, and also a Knight of Malta. I have belonged to the Sons of Temper ance, and the Young Men’s Christian as -ocmtinn, and the baud of Hope, and a band of robbers. I’ve been into every thing, and X thought I knew everything almost, but I didn’t. Three mouths ago f became infatuated'with masonry, and since I joined that worthy organization 1 have discovered several things connect ed therewith that outsiders don’t know just a pretty good deal about. Kow, Mr. Editor, I propose making these secrets public, not out of compassion for my fel low men who may be lending toward Masonry, and act as a warning, and so on because I haven’t got a spark of human kindness in my breast, and would rather see every mother’s son of them put to the torture than not, but because I have got a spite against the fellows who initiated me who made the irons to hot, and the coat to frizy, and treated me with a rough ness generally that the occasion did not warrant. Uelore fulminating my narrative I will state for the benefit of those who don’t kuotv, that Masonry is about six bun dled thousand years old. It was old when the fraternity got into trouble at B ible, and it was old when Adam first pul on his apron as grand master of the Eden lodge. As a more convincing proof of Its antiquity I will just mention that a party of miners, the other day, In their excavations, came upon the petrified re main" of a Masonic lodge, with the mem bers in their places and all complete, and eminent geologists who have examined the fossils are of opinion that these bod ies have been imbedded in the rocks for more than fifteen thousand years. ()u the evening I waa’to be initiated I made 1 my will and took a most alfeotion- Ule leave of my family- Thus prepared I started lor the lodge, accompanied by Bro. John Smith, S. It. S. P. T, who was to “see me through.” We had no dll'flculty getting past the first entrance, but when' we knocked at the second a fat mile fellow looked out through a round hole in the door, and put a startling in .nloatory to Bro. Sipith: Chetexohron hlghcookalorura ? to which Bro. Smith teplied oheerfujly: Nix-my-dolly-whack lino. The little fellow then said: Flo ilzestcompbrilldytumtum ; and my con ductor giving a satisfactory answer, we were permitted to enter. Before I had lime to look arouud me a long,legged fei- I w knocked me over with a club, he i lien stood me on ray feet and another marauder made a rush at me and brought mo down again. After I had undergone this exhilarating exercise for about live minutes they stretched me out on a bench and examined my teeth, pinched my muscles, shoved cayenne pepper in my nose, poured molton lead in my trousers pockets and pulled hairs out of the back of my neck with rend hot pinchers, with a view, I suppose, to make me feel em T barrassed at home. When X came to my senses I was alone in the ante-room of the lodge. It was a lively and cheerful apartment. A couple of crocodiles- were amusiug themselves in a corner and a few full grown rattle snakes were practicing the flying trapeze on the stove pipe- The furniture consist ed chiefly of half a dozen mummies, the skeleton of Captain Kidd, Luorella Bor gia. Guy Fawkes, Jack the Giant Killer, Oliver Cromwell, the Wandering Jew, William the Conqueror, Christopher Co lumbus and Blok Turpin,; a flying ma chine. three barrels of gunpowder and a. remarkably healthy and well developed wild eat. Just then half a dozen pirates, clad in aprons and sashes, rushed into the room with a whoop. One of litem, the biggest and ugliest, who appeared to bo tbe chief, ordered the attendants, in a voice of thunder, to'trot out the animal. Tilc attendants disappeared, but imme diately reappeared, leading an iron-clad goat, a regular double decker, with six teen borne, a pair of wings, and seven or eight tails stuck nil 'over him. My eyes were bandaged, and I was told to mtunl, I said, "gentlemen, if you’ll ex oute me I would rather not. I'm not ac customed to go up In a balloon besides Xv’e got an engagement down town. My wife Wife wants to see me particularly, J’ll be back In a few minutes;! rattier think my house is on tire, but I’ll bo buck in a few minutes—yes, gentlemen, in a few . Before I could tlnlali my sentence i was seized from' behind and planted flrmly aslrlduof tbe Infernal goat. Home body then said let’s go; and away wo wont. I’ve been through a great many perilous scenes; I’ve been down.ln a rail way collision, and up in a steamboat ex plosion; I’ve fallen down three flights of stairs, and walked out uf a fourth story window, but Ibis gnat excursion was a little ahead of them all. When I come to reflect on the mutter I wonder that X came out alive. The furjjfms boast kicked and screamed aud rolled over and e •Jimpii t 11-1 - Jettetill . 1 'Li te JOHN B. BRATTON. turned back somersaults and front smmT- HiuiltH. and diovo me against H ••celling ami underneath the olmiiN, till ’ •• >, ■ d ago gave “way and f had lo'letfco. 'I lo gout vanished up tin-* chimney In :» blue llanm, and I found myself in ihr l onir** of tin* lodge room with about flfly Mason* In aprons, and nothing else, dancing a war dance around me. The rest of the rae.iibers were standing on their heads lu the dillereni corners, all but the cada verous looking buccaneer who seemed to be the head of the department. Soon they left off dancing and marched round the room chanting an inspiringdirge. ' I was then hauled up in frontoftbe chief’s desk, who thus addressed me: “Brother Kobb, you are now one of us.' You are a member of an institution that has lasted over three million years. You are im pervious to mundane influences. You ore waterproof aud fire proof; you are over proof! You can walkthrough the river or alt on a red hot stove with impu* ulty. Mortal man cannot harm you, and the devil himself must curl up his tail and walk off at your approach. Be vir tuous, Mr. Kobb, and you will be happy.’’ I then assumed a suh and apron. Kobe, Jr- NONEIBHMENT IN EOOD, The wholesome or unwholesome character of any aliment depends, in a groat measure, on the state of the di gestive organs, in any given case.— Sometimes, a particular kind of food is called wholesome because, it produced a beneficial effec t of a particular charac ter oh the system of an individual. In this case, however, it is to be Considered as a medicine, and can be cntlei whole some only for those whose systems are in the same condition. Very Of en a simple aliment is made indigestible by artificial cookery. Aliments abouuf ing in fat are unwholesome, becauig fat resists the operation of the gastric juice. The addition of too much spice makes many an innocent injurious, be cause spices resist the action of tho di gestive organs, and produce an irrita tion of particular parts of the system, . In any given ease, the digestive pow er of the individual is to be considered, in order to determine whether a par ticular aliment is .wholesome or not. In general, wo can only say that ali ment is healthy which is easily soluble, and is suited to the power of digestion of the individual; and, in order to ren der the aliment perfet, the nutritious parts must be mixed up with a certain quantity of innocent substance afford ing no nourishment to fill the stomach; because there is no doubt that many persons injure their health by taking too much nutritious food. In this case nutritious parts, which cannot be dis solved act precisely like food which is,' in itself, indigestible. It is a very mistaken idea that the nourishment in food is according to the quantity.; a person may eat a great, deal of some articles, and receive very little nourishment from them. The quantity of nourishment depends great ly on tho aromatic flavor contained in food; and whatever is insipid to the taste is of little service to.the stomach. Sow, the difference between good cookery and bad cookery lies princi pally in the development of the flavor of our food ; articles properly cooked yield the whole of it; by good.cookery we make the most of evorthing—by had cookery, the least. All Hands Below, A good story la told of a parrot which had always lived on board of a ship, but who had escaped at one of the Southern ports, aud took refuge In a church. Boon afterwards the congregation assembled, aud the minister began preaching, say ing that there was no virtue in them— that every one would be lost, unless they speedily repented. Just as he uttered the sentence,, up spoke the parrot; “ All hands below-!” To say that “all bands” were startled, would be but a mild way of putting it. The peculiar yolce, from Its unknown source, had much more effect on them than the parson's voice ever had. He wailed a moment, and then, a shade or two pa|er, he repeated the warning. “All hands below!” again rang out somewhere. The preacher started from his pulpit, and looked anxiously around, inquiring if anybody had spoken. “ All hands below I” was the only re ply, at which the panic-stricken congre gation got Up, and a moment after they all bolted for tbe doors, the minister try ing bis best to be first, and dpring tbe lime tbe miscbievlous bird kept up bis yelling ; “ All bands below !” There was an old woman who was lame, aud could not get out as fast us tbe rest, aud in a very short time she loft entirely alone. Justus she was about to bobble out, the parrot flew down, aud alighting on her shoulder, yelled in her ear • “ All hands below 1” “ No, no, Mister Devil,” shrieked tbe old woman, "you can’t mean me. I don’t belong here. Igo to the church across tbe way.” Confesses a Murder. William L. Langston, of an old lady, who, with a little girl named Mary Eastern, living with her, was found murdered in her bod recently near Par adise, Coles county, Illinois, lias con fessed to killing both parties, and ac cuses liis wild as an accessory. Langs ton is in jail waiting trial. The only motive he assigns for the crime is the instigation and persuasion of hia wife, who never had pleasant feelings to wards the old lady. In addition to this it is probable that Langston and his wife were somewhat over anxions to got possession of the old lady’s prop erly. There is a very strong feeling against the murderer in the neighbor hood.. Spoiling an Elopement.—AClear field county motlior learned of her daughter’s contemplated elopement, and on the night appointed for the (light alio put some laudanum in the girl’s ten. Tho latter foil asleep and did not wake up until next morning, and in the meantime Romeo got tired waiting and went homo disgusted. Ho goes with another girl now. A EEM ASKABLE OAEEBE, .Inyenulty of George JlacDouueU—The moat Skillful Detective* anti Dateyer* Jiaflled — The most Daring Swindle* on .Record-— A Slnyle SHp Ju a Lifetime of Dece})tlon —A Jlomantiv. Narration, [From tno New York Sun.J George Mac Donnell, alias Livingston, alias Keuuy, alius Johnson, who within a week has been made notorious by his connection with the frauds on the Bank of England, has been known in New York city since 1867, ot which time he began his operations with a number of petty swindlers who had their headquar ters_near the foot of Broad street; Of Mac Donnell's history, previous to his appearance In Broad street, little Is known. ' He was born in this State; and graduated from Yale College, but what his real name is, or under what peculiar circumstances he entered upon a life of crime, is a mystery locked within his breast. MacDouuell was under police surveil lance a year, and although it was evident to the detectives that he and his associ ates were implicated in many swindles, yet ?o skilfully was the work done, and so carefully were their tracks covered, that detection.and conviction were im possible. The confederates were suc cessful in their operations and coined money, but a lynx-eyed detective was constantly in their wake, and they be came alarmed. The business was broken up and the firm dissolved, hut MaoDon netl, Baker and another'formed a part nership for a different mode of swind ling. About this time Dr. Webster ad vertised to take one or two FIRST-CLASS BOARDERS. Mao Donnell went there and described himself as B. D. Livingston, on Bngiish tnan of great wealth traveling for plea sure, With him were a coachman and a labkey. He engaged rooms and board at $lOO a week, paying for the first week in Advance. Three days after being lustali in the doctor’s house, Mr. Liviog ete, called "Clarence” (his fellow opera torAjaker,) aud told him to order Charles the to briug around the car riage ft, a drive. Charles, the third con federata™|lo waB p roV jd e d with a suita ble liyery^i re( j a turnout. The wealthy Eugiiehmlk went t 0 Tiffany & Co.’s and selected «evy al thousand .dollars’ worth of diamondst w tjj o [j p 0 re q Ues t e d the jewelers to his father’s residence, saying, ”1 am'Q r _ Webster 8 HOD. I will pay the bill en t; le diamonds are delivered. Your tE, Beuger may rida up in ray carriage if ho xil ooaeB.” Tu e mes* I sengor took a seat iu\i, e carr j a g ei ro d e to Dr. Webster’s hoik au(l weut ln with the purchaser. ClaVj C 0 waB aum _ moned aud asked, "Wilt ; 8 f a tfieu- 7" “ He 11119 J u9t Bone over \ the Uuioll League club rooms. ’’ \ "Bring me my check book\ Ba j d .j i - ] v _ ingston, and "the doctor’s A.» fln e d out a check for Hie value of \ e qj,,, monds. \ “ Take this over and ask futherA eu . dorse it, that is (turning to Tiffam £ Co.’s representative,) if you desire lt\ "Oh, no, not at all. Your check\ sufficient, elr,” aud the messenger re signed tho diamonds to Livingston, and'’ departed with a worthless chick. Fifteen minutes later Livijgston and Baker were on their way to aj Eastern State. In their baste to esoaptthey. loft Charles, tbe coachman, In the hreb not giving him even a single diamquj, UIU ; Charles told tbe whole story to Vi o d e _ tectivea, and tbe two, alter a briefWroh were found In the Portland, Maine j a jj ’ to which they had been committa f or some petty swindle. They were hroVrht to this city, convicted and sentence!to three years \ IMPRISONMENT IN SING SING, \ and to pay a fine of $5,500 each. Whl in prison Livingston performed the o\ flee of waiter In tbe shoe shop, and Ba ker was bead cook. From Slug Sing Livingston went to Kentucky, showing up at Louisville, at which place be entered a train one night with a ticket for Cleveland. He occupied a seat with a drover. Livingstou fasci nated the drover with hie conversation, and plied him with brandy which he had in a flask. It la hardly necessary to add that the liquor was drugged, aud that the cattle purchaser soon, succumbed to its effects. Livingston then took $2,G00 from tbe wallet of bis slumbering com panion. When the drover recovered, the train bad reached a junction where a change, of cars was made, aud he pro posed to take a lunch. .Livingston con sented. ' OPENING HIS POCKET-ROOK, to pay for their repast, tbe drover dis covered bin loss He turned to Living ston aud said : ” I had $2,000 when you look a seat beside me—now 1 haven’t a cent.” Livingston was horror struck. Said he, " Do you think b would take your money? I insist on being arrested and searched. Here are my checke—get my baggage, and let the officers make a search that will satisfy them aud you." He was arrested and fully exonerated, and the drover apologized. Livingston then magnanimously paid the drover’e fare to Buffalo, and they separated after mutual expressions of esteem. In 1871 MacDouuell was arrested In this city for several offences, and other offences were traced la him, but his plans were so cunningly advised aud so skil fully executed that the police authorities aud tbe law were alike defied. He was accused of passing an $BO spurious check for a hotel bill, but tbe district attorney failed lu bis efforts to couviot. He wont toJoues & Garvin, liquor dealers, and bought $O3 worth of liquors for tbe Hon. S. 8. Cox, tendering a $lOO greenback lu payment therefor, and bo received lu change a cheek—for which be asked—for $37. Jones & Garvin, however, had a latent suspicion of their customer, and put tbe bank upon its guard. When the cheek was presented, it called for $2,403 more than the original amount. His of fice in Broadway, was removed on ac count of the “Cox forgery.” The next heard of him was as “J. W. Kenny, lawyer. Under this title he purchased of Jay Cooko & Co. $130,000 of IT. 8. bonds, saying tbat be was EXECUTOR OP AN ESTATE in New Jersey, aud ho wished to make the Investment for the minor helre. He ordered the bonds sent to his office, say ing that they would bo paid for there with a certified cheek on the Park bank. Hla modus opmuufilesald tohaveboon as CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, APRIL 10, 1813 follow’s: In his hat wero two checks, one for a small amount, within the limits of his bank account, and the other was a forged certified check for the value of the bonds. When the bonds wero delivered he was to draw a check for the sum re quired, place it in his hat) and ask the messenger to go with him to the bank and witness its certification. Then) after getting the small check certified, and under the pretense that he did not want to assume the responsibility of carrying the treasure to his ofllce, he was to ask the messenger to carry it there, so that it might be locked up In his safe, aud that then he would hand over the check—of course the forged one. But in this game he was foiled. Detective McDougai knew ofMacDonnell's plan, and apprised the banking firm of it. In March, 1871, MacDonueii essayed to pass a forged check for $2,300 upon Ar nold, Constable &.Co. A more accident foiled him also in this instance. He was arrested, but the authorities were unable to convict him. Then he assumed the name of Edward Johnson. BUYING LACES. Boou after tbia he went to Duudeeu, Frees & Co., lace importers, Introduced himself as E. Johnson, and bought $2,000 worth of lacee. This, was on Saturday. He told X). P. & Co., that ho should bably go, out of to.wu for two or three days, but that he would send for the goods aud forward the money with the order. On the Monday following the oartmau wont for the goods. He had a note from u well-known firm, written on one of their bill heads, which said that Mr. Johnson was put .of the city, and that he had consigned his purchase to them. They enclosed order aud cheek for the amount. The laces were'deliver ed. Soon us the fraud was discovered, De tective McDougal was employed. The goods were found in Forsyth street in the possession of MacDouiiell. For this swindle he was arrested, but- not con victed. There are few detectives In the United States who do not know MacDouuol), and there is hardly a city in which he has not been arrested for some degree of crime, but the only term of Imprison ment he has been known to have served is mentioned above. He is credited with being the originator of the sawdust swin dle, aud scores of other frauds. Tudeed, ho la rauked as the prince of his profes sion. He is about thirty-five years old, live feet nine inches in height, well built, full face, has a long, black, waviug beard, dark eyes and deep brown hair. He is a handsome, man, efagagiug In his manners, being a brilliant conversation - alist, and can adapt himself to any soci ety. He r speaks several languages flu ently, and impresses one with tht? belief that be is a gentleman of wealth and culture who has traveled extensively. A COOL MAN MacDonuell has wonderful self-control. He neither drinks, nor swears, nor lets his passions get the best of his judgment. His voice Is smooth add soft as a wo man’s, aud has a charm well calculated to entrap the wariest. The detectives say that this bank of England business does not look like work, as he is too smart l®have made the mistake the forgers dio. Tfiia is illustrated In the fact that twoVafts which were payable at sight wereweotive in the omission to insert the after the signatures of, accep tance. WUB by this means that the bonk discovered the forgeries. Tt is MacDounell and his con federates to Portland, Maine,-last June, where made $lO,OOO by some swindle, and that itwas with this money they were enabled to visit England and commence their operations in that coun try. MURMURS FROM THE MENAGERIE. The Gorilla Sues for His Salary. tlhicago 'Jr if nine says ot the most remarkable looking beings that ever had existence nod to the mayor yesterday that been swindled by the proprie ones’ Museum, a travelingshow horrible order, now located at IV. Randolph street. It appears tile the “museum” was being hough the neighboring State of lodiail (bo “onagers discovered the compliant, Frederick Hettish, at Tol leston. Vg i-egetnbled a gorilla so much that tbej once j vo d the idea of engag ing pefsonate a wild man in their e ntcli nmon pbo seductive of fer of S>-& mo „th an( j board was thrown ouft a bait for Fred, to nibble at and he glLj ;t (] own without wast ing time in Visideralion, and became a member o(k 10 com p anyi consisting of an obese wL I 1( u man so (j, ag ( 0 bo almost tumble a t a side view, a sword swallowL learned pig witll a propensity for W-cimis, a monkey, a fangless snal4, n( j a j,and organ. Arrayed in tlghfc red _ with his re „ pulsiye features b misshapen body, struck terror to H'Vartsof the simple rustics who patronf. tho show on jt3 tour through the W state _ He was a great card lorh mana gement. Every person who aaV dm flmily be _ lieved that his grandlU at , ea3t was a fine old African got wbo migllt have met Mungo Park!,, , ings. After Indiana V'V' fo oughly canvassed the nA/," ~, ' tors decided to visit OhidT 1 P*, 0 ?",. 0 ' Fred, with them. Tho3&,*" d a few days ago, and over sir . man’ has been a source those who have seen him. Villi , resemble tame men in twoV least j they will eat and museum people, however, V ~ have overlooked ilieso mlnril,' in their dealings with Hettisclq.} have given him no money never oven asked him if a crust V’“vj, would do him good. Naturally 1 be complains to the mayor that not live long under such circumslrj'' He cannot be a decent wild man »“• empty stomach. Every time ho cs, on the stage ho feels more like goinV sleep than bellowing around and rut ingafool of himself for nothing a wea All he wants tho mayor to do is to gl his money for him from the museuil, men. His honor told him he would set what could bo done. Seriously speak lug, Hettisch is a horrible looking per son. He has a small, round head, gilt tering black eyes, no perceptible chin, protuding lips, turned up nose, and a forehead that recedes at a most acute angle. In addition to these peculiari ties he is slightly humpbacked. THE STORY OF A HERMIT. There died, near the village of Ring town, Schuylkill county, , near the northern boundary, not long since, a man named Harper, the greater part of whoso life was passed in voluntary hermitage among the rocks and moun tains of Schuylkill and Columbia coun ties. He first appeared about forty years in West Penn township, Schuyl kill county, in a wild unfre quented spot in the mountains, ho built a rude hut, and shut himself out from all communication with the out side world. Although having the apv pearance of a man far advanced in life, it has since been ascertained that he was not yet forty years of age. Who or what he was no one knew. Ho very rarely loft his lonely retreat, and then only to obtain certain necessaries of life. How he lived or what he did were matters of which the inhabitants of the town were entirely ignorant. Old residents remember his coming to those parts, and say (hat he truly “dwelt with solitude and walked the rocks and forests like a wolf.” Young men grew to old age and died, and still Harder remained in his rude hut. .At last, the hermit not having, been seen for some time by any of the vil lagers, it began to whispered about that he was dead. His hut was visited, but, although it was empty, and evi dently had been for some time, nothing was found to indicate that the hermit had died. A short time afterward, there ap- geared in tho village of Ringtown a queer old man, with long snowy locks anti beard, bent form and wrinkled visage. He was bareheaded, clad in ragged garments, and walked with a long, smooth staff. Purchasing a few groceries in the village, he disappeared. Some months afterward, he again camo to the village, made similar purchases and went away. This time, the cu riosity of the villagers being excited to know more of the singular being, he was followed; He took a rough and narrow path, which ran some miles over the mountain, and led to a deep, rocky gorge, near the boundary of Schuylkill and Columbia counties. In this gorge was a dark and. damp cav ern, into which tho old man entered, and where it was found ho dwelt.— This was tho hermit of West Penn township. Hu had, it was thought, left his former retreat to find more per fect solitude and isolation. The severity of the present winter, and tho great depth of the snow, com- pelled tho old man to leave his moun tain fastness, as ho was on tho verge of starvation. Ho wandered over into Columbia county where he found an asylum in the house of a kind farmer, where ho died a few days after ho was Siven shelter. On his death-bed ho gave an account of his life, and tho causes Which led him to put himself beyond the pale of a society of which he had once been a bright ornament. His narrative was substantially as fol lows : His name was James Harper. When he died he was within a few weeks of reaching tho eightieth anniversary of his birth. Between forty and fifty years ago he was tho senior partner of Harper «& Brother, hardware mer chants, Market street, Philadelphia.— His brother was some years his junior, and their firm stood among tho leading ones of the city. They lived in fine style in Chestnut street, and, neither of them being married, their only sister superintended their household affairs. About the year 1835 James Harper went to Europe, leaving the business in charge of his brother, in whom ho placed the utmost confidence. He spent two years travelling in the old country, during which time he mar ried an accomplished, beautiful, and wealthy young English lady, a mem ber of one of the leading families. For some months previous to his departure from London to return home, Mr. Har per had not heard from his brother—his letters which had been, regular and cheering, suddenly ceased. Appre hensive of something wrong, the sen ior partner determined to forego fur ther saunterings in Europe, and, shortly after his marriage embarked for Phila- delphia accompanied by his bride. When the voyage was about half over, and the despondency that had seized Mr. Harper when lie left London iiad been somewhat dispelled, the small pox broke, out -among some emigrant families in the steerage. The plague spread to the cabin passengers, and among the victims was-the young wife of Mr. Harper, who died in the great est agony, and whoso body was cast into the sea. This was the first thrust into the heart of the returning mer- chant, and prepared him for others that awaited him. After lying iu quartino some tiifio after reaching port, tho passengers of the plague stricken ship were permitted to land. ...A, few hours afterward Mr. Harper learned that ho was a ruined man. His brother, shortly after his senior went to Europe, fell into dissolute hab its, and in a year and a half had driven tho firm into bankruptcy, and in a fit of desperation blew out his brains in a gambling hell. Tho sister died in a few weeks of grief, and tho property of tho firm was all sold by-tho shorifi'. Mr. Harper found himself without a dollar or a single relative, and barely a friend, where ho lind loft a prosperous business, a happy homo, and hundreds of nattering acquaintances. Over whelmed with misfortune, broken hearted, and deserted, Jio determined to put himself forever away from all contact with tho world and live alono with ids bitterness. Ho kept his Vow sacredly until lie knew that death was stealing upon him, when ho felt that ho would like to close his eyes upon tho world surrounded, if possible, by follow linings who would minister to ids \viuits, and give him Christian burial. What must Iwvo been (lie- weight of ie sorrow that sat upon thin unTortu \tu man's soul to luilueo him to for te tho world and its manifold blcs \h, and live in hitter solitude, alono his misery, during an ordinary no'/ His ease certainly lias no parallel In tho history of our k rair TERRIBLE DISASTER! Dost* of the. White Star Steamer AtlantlC”-SOO TAce* Lost—-She linn* Ashore Off Halifax During a Thick Fog—Efforts to Save XAfe ’-’TtcofHundred ami -Fifty Dcare Oi the Doat* -”A Fearful Scene’—2he Atlantic a Total' Loss. [From tho Now York Star, April 2.] Late last night a dispatch was received here from Halifax announcing the total destruction of the White Star Steamer Atlantic, anil the LOSS OF OV£R SEVEN HUNDRED LIVES, The Atlantic left this ou Sat~ urday, March 1, for Liverpool, with a full cargo and passengers,and was announced to depart from Llvorpool on March 18. TIIE VOYAGE was u rough one, aud the vessel encoun tered heavy galea and very rough seas nearly the entire trip. Yesterday morn ing, when within forty miles of Halifax, A THICK FOG, came ou and the vessel was put at half speed, and a sharp look-out kept. lusome way the ship lost her reckoning.,.. She was proceeding very, slowly, when the look-out espied BREAKERS AHEAD. The alarm was at once giveu, aud an at tempt made to bring the vessel around, but it was too late. In a few minutes the ship was among the breakers. Then come a grating sound followed by A TERRIFIC SHOCK, and the ship was aground. The coast at this point is very rocky and almost un approachable,and the sea at all times runs very high here. An attempt was made to keep her bow to the shore, but the sea beating against her side soon caused her to lurch around, aud In less than half an hour after the first signal of danger the vessel was at the complete -mercy of the waves. THE EXCITEMENT on board was fearful. There were nearly eight hundred passengers in the steerage, aud women, children and men crowded to the deck of the vessel and sought means of escape. The sgu was now beating over the side of the ship, and.several waves SWEPT THE DECK, carrying with them a number of the pas sengers and several of tho crew. The dis cipline upon the ship was not good, and a general panic prevailed. An attempt was made to LOWER THE LIFE BOATS at an early stage. The first boat was swamped as as it touched the water, and nearly all of its occupants found a watery grave. The second boat met with better success, aud reached the shore in safety with a cargo of women and chil dren. Many men aud quite a number of the crow JUMPED OVER THE SIDES OF THE VESSEL, and were lost in thesurf or dashed against the sharp rocks that abound-along tho coast. A number of the steerage passen gers attempted to take possession of the life boats, but were stopped by the offi cers. The third boat launched got away in safety, aud also the fourth. The trou ble was that after the boats hud landed their freight they could uot be got back to the ship again through the high waves and heavy surf. Meanwhile, the vessel was RAPIDLY FILLING- WITH WATER. It not only arose from the hold, but poured in at the scuttles aud gangways, from the waves that now and agaln broke over the ship. Kearly every wave carried off a number of the unhappy beiugs that were clinging to the rigging and portions of the vessel. After being beaten about by the waves for nearly two hours', the vessel turned over’on her beam ends, aud was a complete wreck. The record of those hours will nevpr be told. IN THE DARKNESS iittie could be done to .save lifo by the passengers themselves. Many hundreds of men made a dash for life, but found a grave. The women and children could do nothing, ami the life-boats were ut terly incapable of holding a fourth of the passengers. LATEST Halifax, April I.—There were over 1,050 passengers upon the passenger list. Two hundred and fifty are known to bo saved. Two vessels have been dispatched from this port to the scene of the wreck to aid in the search for bodies or any thing that may be Jiving and floating around. The passeugeis and crew saved are on their way to this city. List of saved will be sent immediately. THE ATLANTIC*. The Steamship Atlantic was one of the six magnificent steamers built at llolfast for the White Star Line, the pioneer of Which was the Oceanic, followed in April, 1871, by the ill-fated Atlantic. As, on the first passage of each of the vessels of this line, she was brought out by Capt. Mur ray, Commodore of the fleet, and left New York on her return trip in Juno follow ing, a remarkably quick passage. It was the quick and eijsy passages made by these two pioneer vessels that caused the White Star Line to acquire so rapid aud great a popularity. The Atlantic was fitted up in the most sumptuous manner, and cm one of her trips crossed the Atlan tic, from New York to Liverpool, oalllug at Cork Harbor iu less than eleven days. She was 0,000 tofis burden, and fitted with engines of the most complete manufac ture, of 3,000 horse power. She was about 420 feet in length, and like her sister ves sels, capable of carrying 1,200 passengers, for whoso comfort every possible arrange ment has been made iu building aud fit ting up. Ikon bolts iu wooden structures are always liable to bo attacked by rust, which diminishes their sizo’and loosens their hold. The simple remedy of coating the bolt holes with a mixture or zinc filings and grease galvanizes tho iron and thus preserves it from oxida tion. Tnn farmer can live without tho fa vor of the' public. The crops depend upon ids own industry and upon the gentle rains and dewssontfrom heaven. A [jtnitAUrAN, arranging his books according to their subject matter, put “Irish Bulls’’ 'under the head of agri cultural. Tnuiiii in one kind of second-hand article, I shouldn't olijcet to, said Soft kins, and that is n young, handsome, amiable and rich widow. w HUMOEOU3. .Men- of colors—painters. Ft at' falsehood—lying on your back, Tub beat inn for n poet—inspiration Imaginary scholars—the pupils of your eyes. Ought not a hermit to call his house a manshun. ’ The bump of destructiveness—a rail' way collision. Colfax, California, naturally wants Us name changed. Chairs should never be-covered with silk, but sat in. When a man’s necktie is untied, how untidy ho looks. Woman was made from a rib-bone— she loves rib-boh (es) to this day. Ought you to reckon a dog’s worth by what ho will fetch, or what ho will bring? Ax Allentown storekeeper, who does his own printing, has “ Sider Wlnegar” for sale. Tun speed of express trains In Eng land willprobably bo diminished. Is that progress? There are twenty-live stove firms In Troy, and each one advertises “the best stoves in the world." Ip the beat man’s faults were writ ten on his forehead he would draw his hat over his eyes. A westerx editor says of a neighbor with a quivering eyelid “that he stutters in the left eye !” Ax editor out West says “il time is money, he is willing to exchange a little of his for cash.” Xx Chinn wives are a legal tender for debts,and bankrupts, as a rule, do not conceal their effects. Incredible as it may seem, many of the richest planters in Jamaica live on coffee-grounds. . A Lancaster physician’s pet black and tan terrier is afflicted with a well defined attack of hooping-cough. Tuß.editorofa Southern weekly does not like the editorial “ we.” He says ‘‘it makes us feel as if wo were twins.'! An Easton clergyman has jfot him self into trouble by marrying a boy of seventeen to a very improper young woman 1 Not a rat has been seen in the livery stables in Lancaster since the epizootic first made its appearance .among the torses, The innocent people of Manheim, Pa., give and receive mutilated beer keg stamps under the impression they are fractional currency. " I now pronounce you man—band over the ten dollars before Igo any furth er," is the way Connecticut clergymen have of securing their fee. The' difference between the £''e and false doctrine is often only the w,7lth of a hair, I see. And yet the false doctrine Is the heresy. New Haven belles have dropped the trite saying about the foliage of " Valam brosa, hut murmur Instead : "As thick ns photographs of Yale students. •V woman in Jersey City was so angry because her husband wouldn't take her to see her mother, that he held her hand In a pail of waler until life was extinct. A New Orleans paper says that a young widow In that city, who writes well, 11 is training herself foran editor.” Who is the editor she is training for? A merchant advertlsed 'for a clerk "who could bear confinement," and re ceived an answer from one who had beet in Jail seven years! "Lenny, you're a pig,” said a father’ to his live-year old boy. ".Now do you know what a pig is, Lenny?" " Yes, sir. a hog's little boy' ?" “ I wish you would pay ii little at tention to wiint I am saying, sir,” roared an irate lawyer at an exaspera ting witness, “I am paying as little ns I can,” was the calm reply. Jake, lend mo ten dollars till I sel my dorg? Jake replied soothingly and sympathetically, “Jim, I-wouldn’t sell The Indiana woman who threw a bur glar down stairs and broke his neck, is sorry now. She thought It was her hus band coming home tipsy again. A Cincinnati lover has been discard ed by his affianced million-beiresS for trending on her pet cat’s tall. He vowed it was an accident, but she Insisted it was done on poor puss. The latest form of Yankee cuteuessbas developed itself in n town in Massachu setts, where a small hoy has been discov ered purchasing eggs of the grocer on his father’s account, then selling them at a restauraut, and afterwards dividing' the proceeds with his mother. ’q Tell, an Honest Man.—A lot' ter-writer says : “ Talking with a hotel keeper the other day, I remarked that in a large city like this ho must lose a good deal by transient customers, who would go>wSy and forgot to pay their replied, ‘Oh, no; I never lose much by folks of that sort. I have made it a rule in my house whenovera man wants a room, and has no baggage, to demand pay in advance, ns is usual. If he manifests no objection, anil puts his hand into his pocket for money, I tell him that it is all right; he can pay just ns well when lie goes away. That kind ol man always pays. But there Is another sort of follow who, when in formed of the rule protends to bo very Indignant, Insisting that ho is a gen tleman, and is not in the habit of hav ing his name questioned or his honesty doubted. In such case I invariably insist on the production of the funds, for I know if I don’t get them then, I should never get them in the world. Men who talk about their honor, and assume to be insulted when requested to pay, can bo depended on for first class dead beats.” Illltcs of AdverlißlH No. times lag. 2gg. a wq. 4 gq. yf o I col k ' ro ® Jc * Ml n UO «8 UO M 00 STcb 812 00 823 0* * 160 3 00 4CO 6 00 9 00 ]| (X) 26 00 J .. 200 400 500 000 I! 00 10 00 80 00 j 2 SO 4 76 575 G 76 13 GO 18 00 82 50 6 8 00 560 060 7 60 H OU 20 00 85 00 " -3 GO 660 760 8 60 15'60 22 60 87 W - «»On(hs 400 760 850 fl 60 17 50 25 00 42 GO ' 600 850 050 10 60 20 00 SO 00 60 OO V 7 60 10 00 12 GO 16 Of 28 00 40 00 76 OO I year. 1qq150020002500 40 00 75 00 100 00 'a square. Im’ra*. Notices. Si w) 2 00 ?of Twelve lines constitute tor Executors’ and Adc For Auditors’ Notices, tor Assignees? and Bimil. tor Vearly Cards, not oxi tor Announcementsttvo less contracted for by ll\e y 1* or Business and Bpocial porilno. Double column adm.Jse VOL 59-N0.44 The following eleven paragraphs are wortfiy of a place among the most valued rules that should govern a well regulated farm. 1. When fruit trees occupy the ground, nothing else should, except very short grass. 2. Fruitfulness and growth of the\ trees cannot bo expected the same year. 3. There is no plum that the curculib will not take, though any kind may sometimes escape for one year In one place. 4. Pear blight still puzzles the great ost men. The' best remedy known Is to plant two for every one that dies. 5. If you don’t know how to prune, don’t hire a man from the other side of the sea whp knows less than you do. 0. DonT cut off a big lower limb un less y%!ifSnfe a renter, and care not what becomes of it when your time is but. 7. A tree with the limbs coming out near the ground is worth two trees trimmed up ten feet, and so on until they are not worth anything.. ,8. Trim down, not up. 9. Shorten in, not lengthen out. 10. Ifyou had your arm cut off, you would feel it at your heart—a tree will not feel, but rot to the heart. 11. When anybody fells you of a gar dener that understands all about horti culture and agriculture and that he can be hired, don’t believe a word of it, for there are none such to be hired. Such a than can make more than you can afford to give him, and if ho has sense enough to understand the business,' he will also have sense enough to know this; An exchange says; “In the Spring of 1872, we hauled the manure from the barn-yard and spread it oh a field having a sandy soil. This .field had been run to death by its former owner. The, manure was spread very evenly. ■ but still there were some places where it was thicker than others. The field was plowed 71 inches deep. Its former owner used to skim the surface, Oats were sown and dragged in. After the oats were about six inches high they were top dressed with plaster. The season was a very dry one; scarcely any rain fell, but the oats grew ro makably fast. Standing where you could look over the Held, you coaid see where each bit of manure , bad been spread thickest and whore thinnest, just by the difference in the growth of the oats. The field yielded GO bushels per aero. The manure was not all buried under seven inches of soil. Each furrow lapped a little on the oho before it, so that the manure may be said to have been distributed in a succession of inclined strata. In this manner a part of the manure would be near the surface, another part a little further be low while a third part would beat the bottom of the furrow, 7i inches deep. On tin animal becoming choked with any hard substance that cannot pass the gullet, harsh measures should nev er be used until all others have failed. The practice of placing a block against one side of the throat and en deavoring to break the obstruction with .a mallet, as is sometimes practiced, is simply brutal. One of the simplest and at the same time moat efficacious remedies is to give a half a pint of lard oil or melted lard, by drawing out the animal’s longue, raising the head and administering from n thick bottle. This lubricates the gullet, sickens the stom ach, relaxes the muscles of the throat, and in coughing, the lodged substance will generally pass either up or down. If the choking has existed so long that inflammation of the throat has ensued, resort must bo had to the probang, any flexible rod, either whalebone, rubber, etc., with a sponge of soft substance affixed to the end. Introduce the soft end into the throat, holding the ani mal’s head up, arid the obstruction be ing reached, jiress it firmly down at any risk, it is now a case of life or death; To relieve the inflammation, apply a slippory-elm poultice, keeping it in close contact with the throat by secur ing the folds in which it is placed by means of cords to the horns, keep the animation light soft food, assisted with tea, until the inflammation is subdued. Western Rural. The Grate Prospect. Wm. Young, a well known Fruit Culturiat, of Bending says : “Upon investigation made in grape vines, I am sorry to find that most of the vines in our district are completely injured by the severe cold of this winter, with the exception of the Clinton vines, which are as yet good. The Concord may run up next best, but the other kinds are nearly ail gone. This has never happened, in nty recollection, in our section before hy the severity of the winters.” In agriculture, as in other matters, you must invest a capital before you can got an interest or profit. That cap ital may bo in labor, or money or ma nure. Poultry to fatten rapidly must he like hogs, restricted to a limited space. Freedom and fat ate incompatible. A oiul in Cambridge city, Xnd., is the possessor of a half-finished bed quilt already containing 3,100 pieces. Vast numbers of Eastern lumber 1 will be required in Boston when build ing operations commence. Inr N< ceodl 3 cent year. I tfotl dices, 8 00 log six lines, 7 00 taper lino uu- Llces, lOccffp its extra. 3 ff ricultitrar. MULTUM IN PARVO. The Oara of Manure. Believing Choked Cattle, >(r-