American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, April 27, 1871, Image 1

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|® u Dollars per year If paid strictly • ,/ ■ * V.
w‘ ii’ro; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents If paid , *
eltiii ttirco mouths: aftnr which Tliroo Dollars , . S '
charged. These terms will bo rigidly ml- 1 ■- ■■---rr-— —■ .' . ■■ - -■-■■■- ■■ ■ - - - - - <■ - ■ _l_' ._ t—r-_"■
§■ ihi lu every Instance. No *ml.nctiptlon'dui- ”
by bratton & Kennedy. Carlisle, pa., Thursday, April 27, isti. . • _ > vol.
ptoteesmuni ©aras.
fijaTJil) 'STATES CLAIM
" ‘AND
slh ESTATE AGENCY*
Wk. B . BUTLER,
ATTORNKT AT LAW.
IBv« tu Franklin Homi. South Hanover Street
|Bwi<K m.l county, Pomm.
by mall, will receive Immediate
ißhrt/pi'lerrtftentloii given to f,hoBclllngor rentr
Real Batata, In town or country. In all lot-
Brijf.r inquiry, please enclose postage stamp.
■julyll.lWO-tf
n e. BEIirZIIOOVKK,
Y'ATTOR&EYviT-LAWj
OAULISLJ3. iu.
'a-Oflleo on south Hanover Street, opposlHT
iTnU’Mlry goods store,
pec. 1.
IjjlDtßrCH & PARKER,
111 ATTOakICVS AT LAW,
[ oflef* on Main Street. In Marlon Hall, Car-
Lde. Ph. ,
I pec. 2 H*W—
n B o. S. E M I G ,
** ATTOaVRY-AT-DAW,
omcu with 9. Hepburn, Jr,
En.it Main' Street,
o\HUl3lvli, PA.
feb.3,71— ly .
rrT ICKNNEIW, Attdr.vkv at Law
V'V , Carlisle. Pan mi. Ofilcesuiuu us thutol
iim l, An»firl‘*an Volunteer,” 1
v W. t 1>»70. ■
f \\i GEORGE 3. BEARIOHT, Dkn
\J TFST. From the TlntJlmnre O tUrfje of firnUtl
iiriirrif.. Ofib’cat the residence of ills ninthof
j,,t timulmr Street, three doors below Bedford
V'idc, Pmum.
Pp<‘. I im . ,
anb vffana
nut is ri u- a it it I v a Xi
L OF AI.L TITE
AiSIF STYLES
OF '
HATE AND 0 A PS.
' Tin* RUbscrlbor Uns lust onomM at iXo. 15 Xarlh
fltii'HTr Street, ft few doors North of the GurHsle
(pim-dt Bunk, oni’ of the largest and hcsf.SLocka
uml HA.P9 ever offered in Hiirllslc.
Silk Huts, Cjisslnmro of *«tl styles and qualities,
Btiif Brims. dlffenml colors, and every descrlp-
Umi Hals now made.
The Dookarrl. and Old Fashioned Brush. ( on*
Unruly on hand and made to order, all wan ant
ed (ogive Kiitlsfiud ion.
<V full assortment of
MEN’S,
BOY’S, AND
CHILDREN'S.
HATS.
1 nftvft also added to my Stock, notions of dlfler
ent kinds. consisting of • . •
J,.U».3S’ AND GENL’LMMfIJN’.S srpOV KINGS
Fecit j ten. Sit-tpeiurrm,
Cbllar-% Olovcn,
J>enc ih, Ihrend,
iVeitdnff SUk, Umbrella*, &o
PRIME BEGARS AND TOBACCO
ALWAYS ON HAND.
owe mo n call, and examine my stock as I feel
nnfiilent of pleasing all, besides saving you mo-
JOHN A. KELLER, Agent,
No. lo North Hanover Street.
Oct.lKTO.
jjf ATS AND CAPS i
( hi£OU tVXW A XIOH H bT OR CAP ?
‘ IF 30. DON’T PUL TO GALLON
J. G.CALLIO,
no: 29. WES! MAI.X STRhRT.
iVhore can ho soon the finest assor tmenl of
HAT3.ANO.OAPB
•vor brought to Caritaio. Ho takes creal.plens
are in Inviting his old friends aud customers,
Ami nil now ones, to hl» splendid >-ock Just re
cuivcii rioni .now York and Philadelphia, con
sisting In part of one
SILK AND.CASSfMERE- HATS,
besides an endless variely of Hats ami Caps of
the latest style, nil ot which ho will soil at the
Lowest Cash Price*. Also, his own manufacture
Huts always on hand, and -
HATS MANUFACTURED TO ORDER.
He has l>«s nest arrangement for coloring lints
and all kinus of Woolen Goods, Overcoats, Ac., at
the shortest notice (us he colors every week) and
on the most,reasonable terms. Also, a fine lot of
choice brands of .-
TOBACCO AND CIGARS
ft’waya on hand. He desires to call the attention
of persons who have
COUNT Tty FURS
to soil, as ho pays tho highest cash prices for Us,
same. ,
Give him a cull, at tho above number, hla dd
•brni), us ho feels coutldunl of glviug.eullre ua is*,
fuoihm. ,
f'et. JK7O.
itlumfcn-si, Sec.
I ? i? ? I 1
JAMES O.VMc'BSLti. I W; F. ‘ lIRN WOOL)
JIEJS WOO O,
plumbers)
GAS AND STEAM FITTERS,
No.lB Korth flan over St,
CARLISLE, PA,
BATHTUBS. 1
WATER CLOSETS.
V WASH HASINS.
HYDRANTS.
MET AND FORCE PUMPS,
CISTERN AND DEEP WEN. PUMPS.
O.VS FIXTURES,
GAS SHADES AND GLOBES Ac., Ac.
U, Iron and Terra Cotta Pipe,
CHIMNEY TOPS and FLUES,
AH kinds ol
brass work
tor Steam and. Water constantly on mxnd.
VVOEK IN TOWN OR. COUNTRY
promptiv attended to.
43-Tmracdlute attention Kiven to orders for
material or wovU train a illslunco.j£Br
Having special advantages wo are prepared to
furnish
COPPER WOBK
lo all descriptions for FUlll Houses
purposes at homo or at u distance.
COPPER PIPE
furnished to order either drawn or brazed.
B i*' ft k k k k fc 6fc
8 p, 1. 70-ly
j>yj OTIONB WHOLESALE AT
constantly on hun«l such ae
GLOVES,
SUSPENDERS,
NECK TIES unci
ROWS,
SHIRT FRONTS. Cambric and Mnon ITnmlker
chiefs, JyJueji ami I’apur Collars ami ruffs,
TihunungH braids. Spool Cottnn. UallettH
CiimtiH. Slutl«n»r>, Wrupplng Paper and I’upor
Hugs. Drugs, Hemp* and Pm fnnieiy, Hhoe Jhaoh,
Htovu
No. 21 South HanovcT hlreet,
March «0, Wl-fim. ( / , urlhU t . Pu.
j' L. STERNER & BUO.,
LTV flit Y AKU kAT.E STABT.L,
-BETWEEN HANOVEBAND UEDKOItT 31-..
IN THE REAR OP BENTZ HOUSE,
CARLISLE, RA.
Raving luted np the Stable with now Carri
ages, I am preparml to fural&n first-class
lum-onts, at reasonable rates. Parties taken to
an 1 from the spring*
A.Or|l IHJl*.—*2v
JOJi WORK, of every ilescdptipn, ex
ocuted at ttifs office.
fttrfc {fill.
TJOOF L aN D> 8
GERMAN MEQICINES.
■Hoofland's German Bitters,
Hand's German Tonic
Hoofland's Podophyilin,
Hoofland's Greek Oil.
Hoofland's German Hitters.
A Bitters without Alcohol or Spirils-of any kind,
fsdlfTerent from nil others. It fs eomoosed of
tho pure Jmccs or vital principle of Roots Herbs,
and Burks (or ns medicinally termed', extracts),
the worthless or Inert, portions of the ingredl
en is tiot being used. Thai ©tore, In one bolt le o!
this Bl'lers there Is cnnljilned mm much medici
nal virtue as will tie found in several gallons ot
ordinary matures. The Boots. ,u.. used In this
Hitlers arc grown in .Gw-rmany, Ihelr. vital prim
clp'es extracted in that country by a scientific
Chemist, uml forwmded to Hm'munnfaciory In
tlilschy. where they me compounded and bot
tled. Containing'ml *pn Muons ingredients, this
Bitters is free from tin* »l Jnetfoiis urged, against
.all others; uodestre for sUnmhuits can tie In
duced Irom their use. they cannot tu.-.Ue drunk
ards. a nd can not. under a ny circumstances, have
any but u beneficial effect,
Hoof land’s German Tonic
Was compounded for those not Inclined to ex
treme bitters, and Is Intended for use In cases
when some alcoholic stimulant is icqulred In
connection with .the Ton la properties ot the Bil
lers. Each bottle of tho Tonic contains one bot
tle of the Ailtlers. combined with pure Santa
Cruz Rum.and flavored in f-neh u manner tlml
the extreme bitterness of tho Bilims is over
come, forming a preparation highly agreeable
uml pleasant to the palate, mid containing the
medicinal virtues of (ho Hitlers, 'fhe price of
iln* Toole' i s 31 5* -per boiile, whleh many pe>.
hour think too high They must lake tnio con
sideration Unit the'stimulant used is guaranteed
to ho of a pure qualify, A poor article could he
furnished at. a cheaper price, but. Is It not bi-Uer
to pay a 111 tie more and have a good article? A
medicinal preparation should contain none but
the best IngredientH, anti they who expect lo
obtain a cheap compound will most certainly be
cheated
They are the greatest known Remedies
For LIVER COMPLAINT. DYPPEPSIA, NER
VOUS DRIULCTY. JA UNPICK, DISEASE
OF THE KIDNEYS, ERUPTIONS OF ’
THKSKIN, ami nil dlNOtwes «rl«-
1«h fmm a DlsonJpreit Liver,
otomach.nrlMPUßlTY OF
THE BLOOD.
Reaclhe follow lue syDiploma
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles,Tall
ness ofHlocul to the (lead, Aul'lltv of tho Stom
ach, Nausea. Hfjut-bmn. Disgust, for Food, Fill
'noss or Weluht lu Hie stomach, Hour .Eructa
tions, HinUIPK *> r FluMorliiK at tho Pliofilm
Stomach, Swimming of the HVad, Hun led or
Difficult HmtHihqf, EluHerfritf at the Heart,
riiolctmjor suilncatlnK Seusiillonß >vhen In n
Lying Post ure. Dimness ol Vision. Dots or Webs
before Hie Bight, Dull Pain in tho Head. Deficien
cy of I’msntraHon. Yellmvness of the Skin nwd
Eves, Pam in the Side, Hack. Chest, Limbs, dre..
Sudden Flushes of Heal. Hnrnlnir in the’ H« sl»,
Onslant Imaginings of Evil, ana Great Depres
of Spirits. All iheso Indicate Disenso of ihe
Liver o) Digest.vo Organs combined with im
pure blood.
l*he U"« of the Bit ters or Tonic will Boon* cause
the above symptom* lo disappear, aud tho pu
llout will ecomo well uud heuilhy. .
Hr, Hoof land's. Greek Oil,
Lightning Cure for all kinds of l*ains ana Acnu.
Ai’i’t.iKt) Externally.—tt will euro all kind
of Pams um) Arhus, r-llch us Uliemimtihin. Neu
ralgia. Tondmehe. L'ndhtains,c-prams, Hrnlsea
Fro-i. Hites. Moadacbes, Pains in tho Hack and
Loins. Pains In Hie Joinlsur Limbs. 9tlugs ol
lm«eids. Ulngworm, etc.
Taken Iniernally.— r t will cure Kidney
CmiqilakniM, RneUaehes,Sick H«!ada«he, fho'lc,
Dyseitierv, Dlarrliam. I’ooleru lnlninu)n, i'lmle
iu Morbus, LTanips uml Pains in the stomach;
fever uud Ague, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, etc.
Dr, Hoofland's Podophyilin,
Oil SUBSTITUTE FOR MERCURY TILLS.
Two Pills a Pose,
TJiemost J'owrr/ul, yet inupemt Vegetable Cathartic
known.
It Is not necessary (o take n. liandftil of Jhesfc
Pills to produce the desired olT**»»p, tun
act qulcal.v aud powerfully, cleiMifbuK the **i
Slomaeh, uml Bowels ol ah Inuitiritles. ihe
principal ingredient m P<»lophyJhi». or the Al
cohollc Exiraclof Mumlrulte. which in b> 11 im i>
times more I owerfnl, AcHng, and Heiujliing,
than Hie Mandiuke llseli lispeeulmr acilou Iti.
upon the Liver, cleaning H Bodily from «» oh
t-uncHons. with all. the power of Mercury, yel
free from me Injurious resulla attached to the
which.(he use of a cathar
tic is Indicated, tbe-e Pills will givooullre bulla
net lon In every case. They never fun.
In eases oI Liver I’omplalntw, DvHpepplo, and
x/reina O.»tl»enos», Ur. llonf ..inf's Oernj.. n
IP.tlui sor Tonic Hhoukt Ue usetl I n ‘j o ' ll ‘ e ‘ l * <ir ‘
wlil\ tin* Pills. 'J'lie toniceflccl of Ihe Btuers or
Tonic builds up lliesyslem. Tho Blitepbor lon
ie minfl’*h the Blood, Mlreiigtlietiß tho nerves,
regnhites the Liver, and gives strength, energy,
a, K.ep°y.*)ur Bowela active with the Fill*, and
tone up the system with Hitlers or Tonic, ond
no disease can retain its hold, or ovor assail you.
These medicines are sold by all Druggists and
dealers in medicines every w mre
Recollect (hal It is DR. HOUI'hANUn ULlt
MAN RKMEDJE-S, that are so universally used
uml highly recommended ; and do not allow the
iirm/uihL to Induce you ti» lake anything else
say J Just ns aeoe< b = s h j
tmikes a larger profit on it. These uemcaie*
; K , by Express to any locality, upou op-
TUfLALELTUIA.
aims. M. Evans,
■ Proprietor.
Formerly C. M.:JACKSON <Sc CO.
Th«M> rpmpdys nre for «at»* *tor
ekofiMM-M and 'medicine ueabTS throughout the
Umlfd Smites, Canadas, oouUijAmerlca »»ud lb*
West ladles.'
a ec. 1. XB7O-i|r
ar\ * * 1
poetical.
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THI QUESTS OF THE HEART.
Soft falls through' the gathering twilights
Tl)o rain from’lho dripping oaves, -
And htlra with a tremulous rustle ~
• The dead and the dying lo ves;
Whilst afar In the midst of the shadows,'
I hear the sweet voicis<-f the bolls
Come homo on the wind of the Autumn,
That fitfully rises and swylis.
They call and they answer each other—
They answer and mingle again—’
As the rtfcep the shrill In an anthem
Make harmony gtlll In their strain;
As the voices of sdhtlnels mluglo
" In mountainous regions of snow,
Till from hill top to hill too a chorus
below. 4
The shadows, the flre-ligbt of oven,
Thesound of the rain's distant chime,
Como bringing, with rjiln eofth’dropping,
Sweet thoughts of a shadowy time;
The slumberous sense of‘seclusion.
From storm and-intruders aloof,
Wo feel when wo hear In the midnight
The patter ofrtluou the roof.
When tho spirit goes forth in Its yearnings,
To lake all its wanderers homo,
Or, afar lu llie regions of fancy
DeUghln on swift pinions to roam,
I quietly sit by tho firelight-
Tho fholight so bright und so warm—
For I know that those only who love me
WlU'bouU iuo through shadow andstoruj.
But should they bo absent this evening,
Hiould even tho household depart—
Deserted, I should not be lonely; .
There still would be guoaW lu my heart,
Tint faces of ITMids that I cherish.
The smile, aml tho ulunco, ami tho tone,
Will haunt me wherever J. wuncloi;
And thus I um never uh tie.
with those who have lo r t f.ir behind them .
The J )ys and the sorrows of tim. 1 —
Who sing the sweet songs of the angola
In a purer and holier clime!
Then datkly, evening o) Autumn,
Your ram and your shadows may fall;
My loved and niv lost one» you bring mo—
My heai t holds a feast with them 'til,
||liscdl;inanis.
ST. hi MM'S EVE.
To all America 1 re-pprt fully befflenvp
to ilmlicule mv l«lo. To all those who ure
soekln}? lo onler into the holy estate of
■ matrimony'l present ihd hint portion,
ami tlioseVho have ahemly known tin*
trfiuhles ami joye, Lite cures ami hMss of a
connubial tile; will find tho hitler part
applicable to themselves. '
I beg of, all not lo despise it for the
homely dress it will Ge-arrayed In. I
mean it to be so, the plaih common garb
titled for the every day use ofllfe—spun
and woven from home-made materials.
I am wrhhtff tills us if I was perfectly
sure of Its being accepted by (hut formid
able person, •theediim/ who is often
tlnies by no means easy to suit. This
much bv way of preface.
• Dora Newby, the subject of. my tale—T
eannnt call her heroine—was llie only
child of lie'r father—a substantial, well
to-do fanner, ami a widower. Ah a mat
ter of course, Dora grew up pelted and
weli-niffit spoiled. Bite was imturnMy
Inclined to he.self-willed, petulant ami
selfish; ami the want of a mother 1 * guid
ing, and a kind. ea«»y father’s spoiling, In
no little measure Increased andatrength
entd all her failings. She grew up wild
and untaught, save what it, pleased her
self to learn tty »,»a
She irrew aho prettlerwilh every passing
year, until alie reached the age of eight
een, nmlwnstliena petted, Spoiled young
woman with plenty of admirers, for she
.was the village heiress as well as its
belie. ■
Dora did not believe in having only
one string to her how. She wanted more
and she -kept two always on hand. A
Inrge well-built man named Binuvtli
waile, and a liltK smart, aelive one
named Benjamin Binhmond,- were lier
two favored swains. Slip tyrannized over
both of them, and kept them in a com
slant stale of nneertnlnty. enoonraulng
now one, then tire oilier, as lha humor
suited lier. and this not for weeks or
months only, hot for yearn. Five long
years site kepi them hnlh attached to her
’until their patience was well-nigh tired
not. ...
' Dorn was rjnlek enough to see this, and
had half resolved to make’ up her mind,
and determine in Ihe favor of one or the
oilier, when fate ilselfdeeidvlthe matter
for her sooner Ilian aim intended.
Newby Grange was an old fashioned
farm limise, wiili all,tlieold appliances of
large oloapts. wide chimneys, arid a ca
pacious brick oven. This oven was In
ihe silting room, and heated hy a flue
from the large lire of the kitchen. The
sililng rooin had two hay-windows over
looking Die garden; ami these, hay win--
■ lows were the places where her love
making L'Plterallv went on.
Am I Imve'.eaid, live years’ courtship
had been the hard, nnretpileled servitude
of both her followers, when one day, a
Saturday, in Ihe ninny tnonrtrof dune—
Beit ntehmond was seen hy tile watch
ing. expectant -Dora coming np the gar
den pi,ill lo pay Ids usual week’y visit,
with nn tinnsnal resolve and deterndea
(ion on Ills face. It- was so. The loi'g,
hot. walk had lirnl Idm, and lie had
come fullv determined that day lo know
his,fate, either to,tie accepted or rejected
without aov longer fno’ing. Born intui
tively felt, dial to day. at last, site eon Id
no longer trifle, and felt annoyed at (lie
thought of belli}! driven up into a comer
partly from idtjtle. parity from wi’fnlnesa
detetmined to say no, shortly and llatly,
to Ida request.
All Tn vain were poor Ben’s earnest
entreaties and passionate pleadings; aM
in vaiit, his long, weary ivaiilng, and lie
gave it up weii-nigh in despair.
He made, however, one last attempt,
one final append, when, in Ihe midst of
his talking, they heard (he garden ga'e
eretik on its hinges, and, looking out, saw
ihe tall form of Joint Kmurtliwalle strid
ing up Hie path- i .
Now it SO happened BmurMiwaite hnd
pome ns well that very dav. big with the
same resolves that possessed lien. Here
was a to do. Well did Bora know how
Bimirtliwaite had vowed that If ever he
caught Ben in the net .if poaching, as lie
termed it. on Ida ground lie would inflict
on him such bodily punishment as lie
would tint easily forget.
There was no lank of courage in little
Ben, hut still he felt a.id knew lie was
utterly- unable in physical strength lo
compete with Smurlhwaite. What was
to lie done ? ....
Poor .Ben I fear of punishment, and
still greater fear of any appearance of
cowardice before Dora, tugged hard at his
heart. Data herself decided tite matter.
Him wished no lighting or disturbance,at
least in her presence.
•Here, quick, Ben,’ she said trying the
■ two cuphoartTdoors in the room, ‘come in
here until lie goes.’ Alas! the doom were
locked amlthe keys up stairs m her bed
room.
‘Whatever ahull Idol* she ejaculated;
her eye lighted mi iheotd-fashloned oven
—the very place she thought, and open
ing Ihe door in crept Ben. Scarcely was
he safely stowed In, when smurih wuilo
entered the room. . ...
Long, very long* he eat. and, like Ben
hefoie him, plead hla cause and urged his
Hjiit with no encouragement, from Dora.
He was interrupted, however, In the
midst of 'his most pathetic appeal hy a
loud thump, where from he could not tell.
*Wlm« is that,Dora?* he inquired. ‘Only
the rattukwaa the answer Again he be
gan his entreaties, again to be interrupt-
J.l hy another Ion*) knock and the sound
of a votes anil up and halt smothered,
‘For Ood’s sake let me out I* it cried, ‘X
am roasting alive V
Dora remembered all too lute that it
was baking day, aud,lhe servant in tuo
kitchen, nil nnwoiilngof thearrangeoo
cup-int oT the oven, !m<l dnwu out the
dumpernnd-lef hi (he heat.
Kre Durst could reach (ho door, It flew
open and out tumbled Ben,, hot and an*
gry. before the astonished gazeofSmurih
walie.
‘John,' fluid Ben, ns soon ns he could
speak, ‘take nay claim to Dora. . I have
done with her. I always heard love-mak
ing was warm work, hut never so hot in
E have found It. Good bye. Dora; Edo
not choose being naado a cake of like to
day;* and he left them. HmurthwiUte
ami Dora both laughed; they could not
help it; and as, he felt how ludicrous
qny.more attempts at love-making would
be, he also, very shortly after, left. Left,
and never returned again, and so Dora
lost them both£
Young ladies; all take my advice. Keep
one string to your bow, if you find it a
one, and do not
play with two
. For a few months l) *ra was loverless—
when, at length, a third appeared in the
person of John Vunno’e, mH, after a
short, a very short prdhatb n, was accep
ted ; for (line was passing with her, ami
both her former admires had taken .to
themselves partners less ohdura'c than
hersoT, and Doradid not care, to live and
die an obi maid.
John Vwnnote and his wife soon* too
soon, however, found out how unsuited
they were for e»CU other—too soon for
their happiness, too late, however, Ip
remedy it. They were both alike In dis
position, equally selthh and each loving
their own self the best
It was a sore and grievous disappoint
ment to both John and his wife that’ no
children bles-ed their union. God with
held this great gift and blessing from
them. No little prattling voice wAsgiven
them to break the solitude of (heir fire
side: no we**, toddling feet natteu*d over
the floor. This golden link was wanting
to unite, the last rusting and Irksome fet
ters with which they hud hound them
selva-* together, and gteut was the troub
le of both, and bmd Dora's murmuring
thereat. And what should have but
drawn-.them closer 'needier for mutual
comfort and sympathy became au ad'll-,
tlonai cau.-o of dissatisfaction and' dis
content.
Ami so, clay by 'lay, the little love,
cadi hud for fhc? other cooled mi«l was
fast ilyfmr away. Day by *1 ly each one
grew more ami more Intensely selfish,
Jess and less careful of each olbe ’h com-
fort and happiness, and more miserable
nnd wretched fretting ever n.ore and
more a( the strength of the chain which
hound them loge'her.
1 am writing no fanciful, childish story.
God known my purpose and tale Ib seri
ous enough, and one ot too frequent oc
ean rence. In every little act of their
daily’ Uvea they very boom got to thwart
each oilier. Very quickly no mutual
concessions were offered; Scarce a meal
passed by without quarrelling and
squabbling about adme little unimport
ant trifle. Each bud the same likings,
and each resolved to gratify them at. the
expense of the other. In a few words
their Jives became-'grievous and burden-
some, both to themselves ami a I con
nected with them ; and they very quickly
grew to positively di-llking each oilier.
And ho the. months parsed until it
came near the eve of St. Mark. Now in
the North of England there is a great
deal of mi perstUfmi at tached to tfi b* nigh L
ft Is very generally believed that the
ghosts of all who will die the ensuing
year walk in solemn procession «t the
midnight hour down the road their oof
tins will hereafter pass to the church
porch. This eve falls on the 24th of
April. ,
Leading to the village church in the
place where these two lived were two
poniiu—tbe'one the pnMic road. through
the village, and another, a oy-piuo,
acioss some fields.
When the 24th of April came round In
due course of lime, It occurred to John
Vunnnte that lie would go that night and
see if Ids wife's ghost,would make Its ap
pearance. It so happened a similar
resolve possessed Dora. Of course neith
er of (hem betrayed by word or sign their
intention to the other. The day passed
anil night came. After tea John fidgeted
about for some time, ami Jhen left the
house for the ostensible purpose of foil
tiering and looking after the cattle.'-.
Dorn, hr soon as ids back was turned,
put mrTier I) hmet and shawl and went
out too, on a pretended visit to a neigh
bor. The night was a moonlight one,
lint Hie moon's light wus obscured by
passing clouds.
Ah soon uh John bad finished tending
the cattle, half ashamed of his errand,
and fearing to meet any of Ills neighbors,
lie intuit! his way across the Helds to cite
church yard. Dora, more timid, cln ae
exactly at thesnmetime the road through
the village.. The one arrived at the
church yard gate just as the other reach
ed tlie style from the fields into. it. Si
lently and quietly they belli, unknown
to eaidi oilier, went into tlie porch'? they
readied it, and just then iliemoon shone
out for.a few moments?full and (dear hi
each other’s faces. They both stared at
each oilier—a long, steady look, and
■ hen the moon’s light was with rawn
lieliind a.cloud ; and when Itagiiin shone
out llie church porch,was emnly—imili
had as silently relumed home, each
thinking they Imd seen the other’s
gho-t.
The lahlo was laid for supper when
John Vannole eame in, ami Us wife.
Dora sitting sewing l>y Hie fire. .Some
lint sausages mi l mashed potatoes were
warming hy it—his favorilc supper.—
Astonished at Hie unwonted attention In
Ids eiimfiirt and taste, in silence lie drew
Ids chair to Hie table, anti both sat down
and proceeded to eat it. One sausage
remained after each had been fairly and
equal I v helped. Each of them, hereto
fore, would have claimed and sought to
have it. To Dora’s astonishment Joint
very quietly took jt and laid it on her
plate without n word. As quietly she
rend veil it back to Ills. Tile servant
looked on astonished at tills unaccustom-
ed proceeding on hnlb their puna. Again
ami again wus tlie same tiling done—
each attempting to foree (ton Hie oilier,
and hath nearly quarreling about making
Hie o lier take it. The same feeling ac
tuated both-each thought Hie other
doomed ere very long to death, anil felt,
lor tlie short time yet loft them to he
Wether, they could iiltbnl to lie kind to
eaoli oilier.' At least such was Hie tenor
of Hie thoughts of cadi as they went to
rest Hiul night. ’ - ’
•Ah well,’ thought John, ‘I wonder
when she will go—how soon or how late
in the year; won’t Hie house be quiet
without tier! However. I'll bb kind to
her and hear with her for the shore lime
she has to live, so that ray conscience
cannot reproach me when she's gone.’
Ami so week after week passed, and
month after month, eaeli giving a little
and taking a little—bearing and forbear
ing with each other; and so tlie time
passed, and the year drevfcnear to its
close, rnd another HI. Mark’s Eye ap
proached.
One wild, gusty, rainy March night as
both were seated near tlie fire, Dora
worklngand John smoking, bis thoughts
went wandering over tin* past year and
wandering on into the future. And as
l e sat and smoked ami thought, he felt
half sad ahe would so soon huvedo leave
Ilf 111 - for, after all, thought he, she lias
been a good wife to me Hie last ten
months. No ilonht death has east tils
softening shadow over her, ami site ieels'
idiangeil by it- HUH it puzzled him :
there bite sat, so beidtbylo'ikliig, so con
tented, and so happy—it must be sudden,
thought be; ought I not to tell her what
I know, ami an warn and prepare her for
It? I will, lie resolved, and just then
seeing her look thoughtfully at himself
lie got ready to speak :
‘John,’said Dora, suddenly,'l should
miss you very much if you were to leave
"'hc storied anil nearly jumped oil Ills
elmir. His very llimighla of her.
‘Hear’me, Dora! how ynn alartled me,
for f wua thinking tlie same of you.'
‘Were you?' anaivereii Vot’d —‘Ah,’
well, I shall be sorry when you go.'
* *f go, Dura! U’s your turn, first, my
lass, I'm alter thinking.’
*1 do not think s»»/ she replied, *T
.know you’ve to go soon, and I tin light
I ouuht to toll you.*
‘Why do you ihlnk so?’
‘Because I saw your ghost walk on St.
Mark's Eve/ said Dora.
‘And I saw thine/ answered John.
‘Hump! you were there, then, John?*
*1 was, Dora, and It seems thou too?’
Tb«y were both silent again a short
time, and Dora sat and sewed, and John
smoked and thought. >
‘Dang it all, Dora/said John,‘we’re
been uncommon happy the past year,
why-shouldn t It be so to the end, eh,
pora? Thou’l't glo a little and IMLgle u
lUtle, and we'll* try and baud on ao for
the future/ •
And to the cm! they tried to do so.—
Of course at times there was an occasion
al outbreak, but never for long—ami a
not the
only result* « ™,—„
For, after seven years* married expe
rience, two of them dissension and trou
ble, ami (he other five of mutual help
ami assistance, Dor,*., contented with her
lot and feeling happier.every day with
iter husband, he, prosperous and satisfied,
both of them were yet*to receive a sur
prise, and 'that a joyful one. A' young
John Vaunote most unexpected made
Ilfs appearance, ami after him a little girl
and unoih *r son, and the measure of
their happiness was complete.
Does my story need any moral where
with tp po’nl it ? Can not one and all
of my readers find it In this simple vil
lage tale? Need I say In words.how it
isthut our lives so often, fail of their
great, grand purpose and'aim through
neglect of little tilings—little words of
sympathy, little deeds of kindness, the
Hide grains of amenity which nth down
and polish the rough home's of the hard
stone, and hnug into full play Its mos'
beautiful- colors? Oil, reader mine
seonr not my tale for Its homely garb,
hut cut snd tit it to thine own dally
weir. Despise not, the day of little
things, for
“btttlo tilings on httlft wings ■
hear up oui soiils t,»lb-avAn,”
Trr.B ORTorXAi. citkamiioat Ritn.vrb
•—Twenty years ago sfeamhoafing on ‘the
hikes whs rather a li ve|yTm*ine*s, am*
r>*m petition wa* very brisk. The Detroit
Pont tells the following story of a contest
for passengers:
The General Wavhe and Colombo*
were hotfi up for Modulo, and stentd op
ready for a start. Onfaliis, clerks, engi
nears and all hands were.on the wharf
am! telling all sorts of shinies about, liieti
own and the rival boat. Mnmdage headed
off Captain Pratt, of Petend»nrg, captain
of (he Wayne, who had in low a squad
of half a doz"H passengers, whoso leader,
bargainer and oracle was ast ro«g minded
woman of forty-five, who didn't quite
like the manly,hlgh-pressin’, steamboat*
pdmt’s oilers blow-in’ up, besides scaldin'-
folks/. ‘But, my dear wmmm, 1 sakJ
Bnmdaire. ‘if you’ll Just step up this
a minute I’ll convince you that the CaH
umhns can’t blow up; U’m
Brundagegot Iheeompany to the gang
wav. and 1 hen brought up from the kitoh
en a bucket of water not warmer than
milk from a cow.
‘There, madam,’ cried tho exultant
ami ciitlifiil officer,.*wo never heat our
water hotter than that. So you sea we
can’t blow up; and If we should; don’t
yon see the water ain’t hot enough to
hurt anybody ? Wo carry low steam, we
do.’
The argument and illustration were
conclusive, ami the Columbus got the
passengers..
It *!s related ,of Brundage that, upon
another occasion, he was at the packet
landing in Buffalo as the boat came in
Uftn)ifntf>r on evening,
exercising his eloquence to ‘induce n
party of piously-inclined travelers to
take the Columbus, which was to leave
for Oe’troifc-Sunday morning. They ob
jected to going on & Sunday bout, bid
slid did not like the expense’of' lying
over In Buffalo, until Monday morning.
Brumiuge’s explanation satisfied and de
cided- them: ‘Ladles and gentlemen,’
said he’ ‘we won’t do any Bnndsy work
on the Columbus., only to get her out of
Buffalo. You see we get up steam
enough on Saturday night lo Inst all the
way to Detroit; and then as soon as we
get p-ist the light house we lash tin
wheel and let her jog along herself.
She’s been through so often she’knows
Ihe way just as well as any of us.’ They
went with him.
A Country dp Pi,ocks and Herds.—
Tlie Ran Francisco Bulletin tells of such
a country within the Hurts of that Slate.
It, says: Tlie vast regloiiuetween Hie
valley of Hie Platte and the eastern base
of Hie Sierra, la rapidly filling up with
stock-raisers. They do not jostle eaeli
other; because' nearly all of them occu
py as m.tell territory aa is comprised In
tlie smaller Slates of New " England.—
. Herds of cattle, numbering from 5,000 to
10 000 lieail. arc full ml. lii the high table
lands and in the valleys, while Ihe’more.
mountainous . oiintry sustains fioeks ot
shehp, which are pro inctng'some of the
heat, wool eent to market. The.Juod on
copied belongs to. the Government, and
at present dues mil cost the 0.-enpants a
cent—not even for taxes By common
consent, one herdsman docs not Iresp'sa
upon Hie leniloryof number, and caul)
decides for himself bow much is necessa
ry to supply pasture fur tils cattle. We
fiave iloiiesonn lliing in the wsyof cutlle
ra l sing in California; lint hereafter the
great pa“(oriii.regioii of tlie Un if ei IS’uCs
will embrace Hie territory between the
Colorado mi the south and Hie Columbia
on the north.,Hie Platte, valley on the
west. The more elevated regions wilt
produce the finest wool in tlie world, and
Hie table lands and valleys beef In such
abundance that a pom—mint can buy a
steak for something less Hum the price
of a day’s wnrk.
Uemaukadi.e BEHCUE.-In the year
1028, Daiidaininaii Kasdar, of Branden
burg, Hie newly chosen Governor of Bel
lenz, was riding over Hie Ht. Golhani
from Zng, accompanied by Ids servant
ami a faithful dog. At Hie top of the
pass he and Ills servant were hurled by
an avalanch**. which descended Irom Hie
li'icendro. Tit" dog alone shook him
self free. Hts first care was to extricate
Ids master. But when lie saw lie could
not succeed in doing lids, lie hastened
- (nick to Hie hospice, and there, hy pitiful
howling-and whining, announced that
an accident hud'happened. Tlie hind
lord and ids servants act out immediately
will) shovels aiid pickaxes, and followed
tlie dog, wbicli ran quickly before them.
They soon reached the place where Hie
avalanche had fallen. Here the faithful
dog stopped, suddenly, plunged his face
Into the snow, ami began to scratch it up,
harking and whining. The men set to
work ot once, and alter a long und diffi
cult labor, succeeded in extricating Hip
Lamlamman, and soon afterwards his
servant. They were both alive, after
spending thlrly-slx fearful hours under
Hie snow, oppressed by Hie most painful
thoughts. They tied heard the howling
and harking of Hie dog quite plainly, ami
had noticed his sudden departure, ami
theatrical of their deliverers; they I uni
heard them talking and working, with
out being able to move or niter a sound.
Tlie Lamlunmian’s will oulaltieil that an
Image of (ho faithful dog should ho
sculptured at his feel on his tomb. The
monument was seen till lately in St. Os
wald’s Church, at Zug. , , '
Mark Twain tlnm prescribes for an
aspirant to literary (ame;
•Youno Aurnoii.’—Yea, Agassiz docs
reroinnieml auihora to eat Hah, because
the phosphorous in It makes bruins. Bo
■far-yon are correct. Hut X cannot help
you to a decision about the,amount you
need to eat—at least, not with certain
ly. If the specimen composition yon
send la about your fair usual average, I
vital I Judge that perhaps a couple of
whales would he all you would want for
the present. .Not the largest kind, hut
simply good middling sized whales,
THE OLD F9RT—A NATURAL WMOER.
Chryerxnc CorrtrpMVlcnl LouiwlUe Commercial
The Natural Fnrf, as It Is called, Is
situated about Ufteen miles sooth of
Cheyenne, on ti e old singe road leading
to Denver, verging a little to the west of
sooth. This fort fa very peculiar In Its
formation* ami dlfllcult, to as
to give a correct Idea of its appearance.— •
I should say It was originally a hill of
sandstone, and that the elements, had
moulded it Into Its present shape. Ills
almost circular In form, with a level open
area in the centre of about or :
Ally yards lu diameter. This Is entirely
closed by a sandstone wall, except on one
side, where there Is an opening several
yards wide, which gives free access to
the interior, and represents the sally
port. This wall varies from fifteen to
fifty feet in height, I should say, „I did
not measure It.
The wall upon the western side is
"’p't i bbatjiy ;^cn’‘*t>f"(\fteett^feetrtliick T ,.perft.
haps more at -the base. Upon the east
ern side the wall Is much higher ami
(bicker. We clambered upon the side
of this part, and went over it. The
whole top was honey-combed and cut
Into chambers, with wail rising up, sons
to conceal us from the plains, or even the
area within, were concealment sought,
and these watts were again pierced u*
though for looprholes,, or .windows.—
Home of these places would accommodate
five or six men, where ihey would have
a moist admirable point for defense, shel
tered almost entirely from an enemy's
attack; others would accommodate four
or six times as many, and, I think,de
fenslble positions could'have been found
on every Ride, po that the Tort* could, in
the hands of a few resolufe men, he pro
tected against many limes their number.
A little to the east, distant about 100
yards, there Is another formation some
what similar, much smaller. The Into
nor Is hut a few yards in extent. The
approach to It is through a narrow crev
ice, fust.large enough fora man to pass,
while the walls of (be passage are about
fifteen or (wenfy feet high..
The walla of Ibis, like (he larger fort,
arc cut up Into little chambers and re •
cesse*. Through It they might ho de
fended, The interior had i i bed of sand,
beaten from (be aide of,(ho walls,-us Hue
us nhy feui sum!.
|{«ih of ’these forts .are wonderful, a*-
works of nature, In their defensible char
acteristics; a'so, as monuments of the
power of t he elements.
A lone I'tinehmun had put Ida cable
down beside the larger forlllicaUon, and
built ids* stable within the area ; he hud
aisonmdea gatewiy In the ■sally-port.’
and thus had a yard for hlsstccit at small
expense.
A TIDES STORY,
The following story is told In a letter
from New Goa:—Tu tho province oi
Sulcele is a village named Cuncollm,
.where the Marquis of Fromeira, of Por
tugal, holdsan extensive landed property,
Mod it is bounded on two sides by thickly
wooded hilts wherein tigers, leopards,
jackals, wolveH, hyenas, and other wild,
beasts reign supreme. One evening, not
long since/n full-grown tiger entered the
-lltilo-vUlage at the foot'ol the hill, and
without cetennmy walked into a poor
man’s collage, at the hour all the mem
heis of the family happened to he absent
at their daily Vocations in the Held, with
the exception of a very old woman. Bhe,
poor creature, no so.mor realized the sit
uation than she screamed lustily but not
luHtily enough to drive the beast awa>
from the place. The poor woman next
tried to effect her escape flrrfin the cottage,
hut infirmity proved a bar to her realiz
Ing her wishes in lids respect. The
bloodthirsty animal, therefore, leisurely
approached and um<le short work of ids
victim; The tiger, who hud
cottage by the front door, now quietly
walked through, out by the back door
which opened Into one of the most fre
quented lanes of the village. There he
perceived, gathered together, a score or
so of mev of all ages, some with firearms
in their t nnda, others with swords and
sharp chaff-cutters, but the majority
thereof with thick, heavy cudgels, and
»dm«elf the subject of general remark.—
To clear a mat! for himself, the tiger
sprang and caught one of the cudgel men
by the thmht. Bhorl had been the cudg
el man’s sit rift, had not. a valient Mussul
man, perched on the. ro»d of the old no*
man’s cottage, sent a bullet through the
tiger’s rigid thigh. Tills rendered the
lieast furious, ami, peicelving (be. man
from whom he had received such unkind
ly treatment, he, .with a tremendous
roar, sprung atone hound on the housetop
lieslde the Musaulm nq, who dropped his
gnu and- shrieked foe aid. The tiger
seized him, with one bound descended
with him In hlsjaws, and speedily made
an end of him. The friends of tho do
ceased, by this time also furious, ami
bent on vmigeauce, with butt-ends,
swords, cudgels'and‘Stones, brought the
(•east to the ground, and so belabored
him that, with a mighty liowJ, he expi
red.* -
Tt Is well 'remembered hy onr army
ofileers that various delicacies distributed
uy t lie civilian .delegates to Hie various,
commissions ami relief agencies, ' tin*
iinijor part were, obtained hv a class ot
patients who made tin* most imtso, ami
not hy those who were Hie sickest.
It.'was afl-r Gettysburg, when'(he
corps tins- itals were crowded wit It woun
ded. thaf, white dressing's slight wound
patient started, up, as a delegate to Hie
Christian Commission passed Hie tent,
and asked:
•U’arn't that a Christian?’
•Yes.’
■Jove! Imt I.forynt In yrn'/n! Well.
Hint is tlie first one of them I've missed
yet. I wonder whal ha had !'
The Dunkirk “Journal’’ says that a
curious imllvidua) was greatly perplexed
at tlie opening of Hie Masonic rooms, the
other night, to understand the whysatul
wherefores of Hie three large candles—
which had conspicuous- positions. He
viewed them on all sides,-'thoughtfully
summing op in Ids muni (heir probable
use. At Inst his patience was exhausted
ami turning suddenly about, lie made
hold to ask a Mason ‘'whal those candles
were for?’. The’Mason, lo iking about
him' to see that no one was near, and
exacting must solemn promises of secre
cy, got close up'to the car of Ids friend,
and with baled breath whispered: ‘Thu
candles are to hum.’
q In California, when the diggings were
paying well. Signor Blitz visited a gulch,
anil before a large amlifen.ee exhibited ids
legerdemain- During the-performance
lie look out ilia, handkerchief, threw It
into Hie air, caught It again when he
took a twenty dollar gold piece out of It,
asking thu boys if they could do that—
Old Pete, a ‘flirty miner,' wlm Imd never
'changed ids mining shirt since he Imd
came into the diggings, Immediately
went upon 'the platform, took off his
sldit and dipped the tail of it Into n buc
ket of water, held It up and wrung ont
539 50 in gold dust, including fifteen
pounds of subsoil. Blitz took tbe next
mule train-
A New farmer wanted a
farm hand, ami was applied to by an
Irlsbinan'who wanted wnrk. The far
mer objected to engaging Put on tlie
-ground that two Irishmen previously in
Ids employ had died on Ids bunds. ‘Tlien
yon object lo hiring me for that, do ye?’
said Pat. ‘Faith, and I cun bring you
ilcominomiations from many a place
wberoT’ve worked that I never played
snob a trick !’
‘Str.KNCE in the court room there;’
thundered » police magistrate, ’tha court
has already committed lour prisoners
wlllVohf being able In hear u word of tes
timony. 1
57.—N0. 46. '
.political. .
ORAHT AT THE TOMS Of WASHIH9TOX.
The unusually Hue ami warm wcnlber
which has caused the treus.lo blossom
ami to put forth their leaves as Ifqhcy
hu<l been touched by a magician's wand,
was calculated to draw people out lof
their houses- 80 It Is not to bo-wondered
at that our President began to feel the
need of 11 a little trip.” As> the season
was not sufllojeml.v advanced for horse
racing, for fronting, or for Long Branch,
he was somewhat puzzled to know where
logo. After racking his brain for some
time it occurred to him that-ho never
visited Mount Vernon. The thought
hud all the charm of a sudden inspiration
ami lie proceeded at once to make prep
arations for Ills pilgrimage. Orders were
Instantly dispatched to the Navy Yard,
'■vmrr'mnml ing 'thoiifticers.of,A.U’.B..wiir
steamer to have things.all lu.reailluess
to receive the royal family mid their
guests Immediately after breakfast the
following morning, with steam up for a
day's running down tlie Potomac. At
■ their own convenience, nftcr a hearty
breakfast,'the select party made their way
to the wharf and boarded the vessel. The
sun shone with glowing brilliancy and
soft airs came Iroui the Sooth laden with
the perfume of flowers, as the stately
steamer cot Its way tlirjaugh the placid
waters of the Potomac.
We need not trouble our readers with
the incident* of this pleasure trip, de
lightful as the young ladles of the party
found It to be. Our business is with U.
S. Grant, as he stands puffing Ida cigar
beside the tomb of George Washington.
Uls face wears a look of more than us
ual stolidity, and, as he mu nub vs at the
eind of weed, beseems h> be ruminating.
We wool 1 llke to fathom his (houghtsHs
he chews tlx cud of fun«*y, If.he thinks
at all. his m’lid must he tided with throng,
ing Images, oa lie, the hist President of
the UnPed States, stands before the vault
in' which lies (he onffim of tin* great man
who Hint ruled.over this nation,
What n thioiigof remembrances must
•crowd upon Giant if he lias niiy n. u
siliilitv ! How vividly meniorv imwt
tiring hack the events of his piM ll r e. Ids
-chool days at West Point: ids disgrace
ful dismiss’d from the army ; the, years
~,f poverty and delmudiery which follow
ed ; ids humlde mtrance Into the army ;
Ids wonderltd advancement over the
heads of better soldiers; the terrible
'daughter hi Virginia, where hesucrltlced
multitude* of meti with astern reckless
ness of 'human llle; t l, e.final surrender
of-Lee.;.the terms which were granted ;
Ids Hip to the South, and his Isv arable
report to Andiew Johnson; ins connec
tion with ibe Stanton ullalr; the dispiua
iile means lie employed to 1 ingratiate
himself with the Republican party; his
cindidsoy ; bis election; Ids Inaugura
tion, mnith (he loud acclaim of all those
who vote 1 for him; the Belting of Catti
net positions and other high offices to
those who gave Idm rich presents which
he «o gieedily grasped; rhe apportion
ment of paying nofMons among his
numerous relatives; his sole stroke of
palicy, the Sau Domingo J< h, ami Its
annihilation.. As Grant stands by the
tomb of Washington lie must wonder
tinw he ever cnmo to he numbered among
the successors of (lie Illustrious dead. No
greater contrast’ls to he found in all the.
annals of history than between the first
and. the lust President of the United
States.
We wonder whether a suspicion of that
fact entered Grant's dull mind. Did he
call to remembrance the chncacrpr (of
him who is justly styled The Father of
His 'Country—lds great purity of life. Ids
high sense of honor, his, unselfish devo
tion of duty, Ida unmercenary spirit, his
loft'r l.wo of coimt/rjr, Olti elevated ami
enlarged patriotism? Did lie contrast
his conduct in office with that of the hero
who slept in the vault beside him ? Did
he realize for amoment'what wouldhnve
»pph the poor'n of Washington for ft Pres-
ident who greedily grasps nt every pres
sent which rich men oiler him ? Did he
reflect upon the sprit with which Wash
ington would have endeavored to heal
the animosities .engendered hy the war,
mid to wine out nil traces of the bloody
conflict? -Who ran tell whut Grant rfmy
have thought as he smoked Ids cigar in the
quiet shades of Mount Vernon ? Let ns
hope (hat he paw his own life set in the
true light hy a eontraat with that of
Washington—that he caught something
of the spirit of the great dead, and that
ho was able for a moment to realize lht*t
the ofllce of President 1h something'’more
than a cnnvenlentcontrivance for enrich
ing himself and a crowd of avaricious
relatives and flatterers. The contrast
between the first and the last President
of the United States is so great that even
Grant must have been struck by It.
—Lancaster Intelligencer,
MISSOURI.
Platform of the roiiftorvniivo Republl*
Sr. Lours, April IB.—Twelve genMe
♦nen, who style themselves the “Liberal' 1
Republican ’Executive o«»mmP'ee of St.
r,»»nls. publish address In which they
explain the eccafdou of thfc exHetiee of
!f»e • ommltfee, and (he p«wj(b»n of (he
movement in which they are encaged.
after whi"h (hey sum up (he position and
policy of the Committee in the following
intform
First. A Democratic tmMof box equali
ty of citizenship as established hy the
constitutional amendment, and amnesty
for all past T' f dil ; cal offences
Second- The supremacy of Constitu
tional government that the Executive
shall not involve the Legislature, nor
Hint either of tlie two shall usurp tlie
powers of f tie Judiciary.
Third. We condemn President Giant’*
course In cnmmltlng acts of war, on a
neighboring republic, ns violative of (he
Constitution which vest* the wnrtmtking
power in Congress,
Fourth. We are opposed to nil enact
ments whereby If is not within (he dis
cretion of the President f o declare mai-
tlal law or to suspend the writ ol peison
ftlllherty. even in actual condition of
war, as violative of the Constitution In
Huhstitnifting the will of the President
in the place of the law of t he land.
Fifth. We are opposed to any tariff
which Is intended to foster any one, or
other classof industry.and thus tax man
or cIa«K for (he benefit of anotiiyr.cnd we
maintain tlint till taxes should he levied,
with the sole intent to secure.needed rev
enue with Lite least possible burden to
the public as a wboie.
Sixth, Believing that the time has come
when the condition of our country war
rants a resumption of specie payment,
we favor ft speedy return to (lie (main of
gold and silver currency, and we depre*
cate any effort to compel the present
generation to pay the principal of the
debt incurred for (lie preservation of the
Union, believing that, as future genera
tions, as well ns the present, derive the
benefit therefrom, they should bear a
proportionate share of the same. •
Seventh. Reform In appointments to
the usual service that personal qualifica
tion* and intrinsic merit shad be the
standard, and not the Executive favorit
ism.
Chief Justice Chase has so far recov
ered uh to be able to take hi* seat on the
bench of the Supremo Court. The
country will he plml to learn of the con
valescence of Judge Chase, not on his ac
count alopc, but because his presence la
needed at the head of the Court Just now.
It the legal tender question la to be re
opened, It is eminently lit and proper
that the man who is the father of the
system should he heard. w(ien un attempt
Is made to reverse the deliberate Judg
ment which was rendered on a former
occasion.
4 . i.
The principal occupation of the ‘girl
of Hie purlin)’ la said b>. he to alt at the
whitlow and watch' for the ‘coming
man/ 'r
Rates for
ADnRTifIKmwTM wm *m* mnened alTeu Cent
per line for the Unit insertion. nod five cent
pnrllnc for each *mhm*fjnenl Insertion.
orly Imlf-yearly, and yearly adverUaenieijlß In
erted at q fM-hjiUnn on the ahnvo rates
he accompanied by the
Cash. Wtieu went wlihonl anv lemetli of time
apeclfled for imbllontlnn.lhey will be continued
uutllordered out.and onar*ed accordingly.
’ jon pKrpnrrrra.
C'Ahdr, tt AienniLM. mnnoi** rs, and efccry olh •
er description of .Ton and taro Printing.
©Btis tinU 1Eno».
beet filing out—An aching tooth
Some one nßQprta on good authority
that Hie ‘early bird* caught cold * instead
of a worm.
WKnretoM there Is nothing made la
vain. But how about a pretty girl?—
lan’t she maiden vain ?
Alt* efthrU to make hay by gaslight
have failed, but it is discovered that wild
oats can be sown under its cheerful
rays.
‘Dragon/ said a minister, after a
heavy sermon/ ‘l’m very tired.' ‘ln
deed/ replied the deacon, ‘then you
know how to pity ua*'
Whisky Is your greatest enemy.—
said Mr. Jones, (don't the Bible
say. Rif. Preacher, that wo are to love
our enemies?’
’^^i!Tex?J9 /
husbands, Insists that the law of the land
entitles her to her third.
‘Where's your filial gratitude, you
naughty boy? What would you have
been without your kind father and -
mother?' Ma’posoX'd been an orphan,
■-sir*.
You hove o veryslriklng countenance,
ns the donkey said to the elephant, when
he hit him over the back with bia trunk.
Josgs and his wife agree grandly one
point Vslie thinks more of him then of
anybody else iu the world, and so does
he.
Just before leaving Washington, John
M« r risse.v Inhtln greenback across the
woolly head of a representative from
South*Carolina and remarked, *1 copper
on the black.’
Advice grafts to Hunters—lf you
shoot a duck yon may, Gy Jumping luto
the river after It, get two uucks.
Tin: drum major who ran away from
Uhtckanmuga when reproached with
cowardice, replied :.*JM father, lie called
a coward alt my life, than a corpse fif
teen minutes!’
A min'Nßsot-v school teacher, who
whipped otic of Ids pupils nearly to death
has Jell, that part of the country »»y rah
The rail was a ihreetconiered one.
‘WirAT liave yon.to remark, madame,
about my Hinging?’ said a g«uiJenrin to.
a lady. ‘Nothing.’replied the lady,‘it
is not remarkable/ „ • ■
A Nbo tin after gazing at a Chinese,
exclaimed.‘‘tf tie while folks Is as dark
asilut ‘-m dero, [ wonder what's decolor
oh de niggers?’
A mkutino sermon being preached In
a comnry chuich, nil wept.except one
man, who, being asked why he did not
weep with the rest, replied ’Oh! I be
long to another chuich.’,.
A Ydtr.vo man who was ought strain*
ing (if* Hweefheart fo Ids h.oaoui the
oilier idgli.t. Justifies himself-.on the*
ground that lie has a right to -strain his,
own honey 1 ,
Apehsom at Pike’s Peak, writing to a
Minnesota journal, ssys the miners am
very-much discouraged in that region;
they have to dig through a solid vein of
silver four feet thick before they'reach
the gold, ‘ •
A traveler, wc are (old, being In a
wild country where he could Mm! no
provisions for himself or his dog, cut off
the do'/s fall and boiled it for Ids own
supper, and gave Iho dog the bone.
‘Boys, Til tell you what let’s do; let’s
go down to our house and plav carry lu
coal. We got a half ton this morning.—
That’s the way the Boston boy of the
period entices bis playmates into difficul
ties.
A little girl was saying her prayers
not long since, when her little brother
came slyly behind and pulled her hair.—
Without moving her bead, she paused
and said : ‘Please, Lord; excuse me a
minute, while I kick Herby/
. ‘Long engagements,’ writes a young
lady in New York,‘are going out of
fashion, young men being at.last con
vinced of the stupidity of matrimonial
proposals until.they-are in a position to
fultlll their promises at once.’
'Do you think that raw oysters are
henHhy asked a Indy of her physician.
‘Yes,’ ho replied, *X never knew one to
complain of being out of health in my
life/
An Indianapolis gentleman’s claim for
divorce U based oh the around that when
he married, four weeks ago, his wife’s
hair was black, but now it is red enough
to entitle her to the front rank in a
torchlight procession.
A man in Yorkshire, while a collect ion
wn» being made toald the heathen, pock
eted ail the money in the plate. When
asked to explain ids conduct, he replied
that tie was the greatest heathen In that
part of the country.
A pakis correspondent, writing of the
siege, na>H; They 1 of one lady hero
who was so overcome hy her as
to *nt her beloved lap dog. After a
hearty meat, she looked down at theilltle
heap of bone*; (ears fell from her eyes,
‘Poor IPjon!* she exclaimed, ‘how .hQ
would have enjoyed them!'
A young lady at Indianapolis'was en
deavoring to ioipres- up ortho minds oL
her Sunday school acln.lars Che sin and
lerrlb'e punishment of Nchucbadip-zzir,
and when she said that fir seven years
be nt« grass josi like a cow, she wa’a as
(onished hy a litllo girl who asked, 'Did
he give milk V
AT a Woman Suffrage meotlngin New
York last week, one of the fema’e speak
ers proposed tl&rilio tnlrtvlWe thou
sand old maids in N< w England should
go West and buy farms. This proposi
tion was commented upon and the opin
ion given (hat if they should there would
be fifty thousand men after them.
In reply to a.young friend leaving a
town because some things in Itwere not
exactly to her taste or content an. old
lady of experience said : *My dear, when
you .have bum 1 a place where everybody
and everything are always pleasant, and
nothing whatever Is disagreeaole, let me
know and I’ll move there too/ . ~
A scitoon hoy having been required ,
to write a c imposition on Rome part of I
the human body; expounded as fellows :
'The Throat—a throat Is convenient to ;
have, especially to roosters and ml [lis
ters. The former eats corn and crows f
with it; the latter preaches through hls'n ,
aud ties It tip/
A gentleman, whose nose had ho- ~
come distinctly colored with the win.
he was wont to Imbibe, said one day to
his son at the table: ‘You must eat
bread, my boy; bread makes your
cheeks red/ The little boy replied
‘Father, what lots of bread jolt must
have snuffed up/ ,
‘Bo there’a another rupture of Mount
Vociferous/ observed Mr.i. Partington,
ns she put down her paper and folded up
her specks. 'The paper tells about the
burning lather running down the moun
tain, hut don't slate how it got on tire.—
‘Work of an incendiary, I suppose/
At a school In Peoria county. 111., the l
scholars caught a skunk end put iUn the ''
scliaol-marm’s desk, thinking she would
smell n mice ami give them a holiday.— V;
She wasn't one of them kind. Bhe look j
a clothes pin ami fastened It on her nose,
and went mi with the exercises, letting j
the scholar, enjoy the perfume. ■ (
TiiEitE i. an old story that a Jew, i
while indulging a mureel of forbidden -1
food, had his meal interrupted by a ter- : :
rillo thunder storm, and that as the ;
thunder roared and the llghtnliig'flaah- ’ I
ed around ‘him, he exclaimed: ‘Pleah .{
ray soul, vod a hodder ahust abend a :
lectio boric I' /