;an IJplMntcer. EVERY. THURSDAY MORNING 'ON.ito^XCRiNNHIDY:. SQlTA^Z]^'' Jars per yeAr if paid strictly illars azid Fifty Cents # paid 9* after which Three Dollars lose terms will bo rigidly ad nonce. No aubscriptjon dis bar© paid, unless at I ...a. K I’ABKEB PABKEB, tJtirsrSiATZiAW, • 1 ’ r Btreetv-ln Marlon Hall, Car- JTZ, O&NET.'-A 2 L A W , NEWVililiE, PJENN’A. lons and other bldiins attended, to. . Attorney atliatt. i/s Hall Building, in the 3, next door to the “ Her mna., , ATTOBNEY AT LAW. ma, Office, some as that o 'eer,V., /B. BEARIGHT, X>en- Ae'DaUimore College of Dental the residence o/ nls mother *. three doom below- Bedford pERRY DAWS? PAIN KJLIiER* r *We clip' the, foUowtagfrom.the Providence Advertiser ; "At this season ,of the year, when cholera; cholera morbus, dysentery, ana other kindred complalnts.are sure to' prevail, every body should be liberally sapplled with Ferry Davis* Vegetable PainKlUer. . Persons leaving home, whether It bo fora day’s excursion or a trip to Europe, should be In d condition to place their hands on It-At-a moment’s warning. 3lanyaiBeaseslLi}oiaenrro-"Wiesammerinonths, which wIU prove fatal If nptknipedlate.ly check ed, can be promptly oared by one or!~fcwo doses , of the Fain‘Killer. . Op more' than one occasion havewobeem relieved .offlntense suffertpg by the timely use of. the above named, preparation. I Sold: by ...all. druggists,- grocers, and-medicine is, bounties, Back Pay, Ac., promptly |^Ang^BtS.lßOO— 4w, ~ ']"> ; ID STATES ■ AXD ' ■ EBTA TE A OEECTI M. 8., BUTLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, -itory of InholTs Building, No, 8 South Jfcreet, Carlisle, Cumberland county, ttlons by, mall,;will receive Immediate vttentf on given to the sellingor rent* tate; in town or country. In all let •please enclose postage stamp. ' 1H SUMMER ARRIVAL new: aTpLB.B .of -T.S A N D : 0 A P S . ; jsorlber bos. Just opened at JVo. 15 North street, a few doors North of the Carlisle \nk.one of the largest and best Stocks id OAP3 ever offered In.Carlisle. t Casalmere of all styles and" qualities. j .different colors,"and every desorip xtHats now made. \• , inkard and Old Fashioned Brush, cbn >n hand and made to order., all warrant ee satisfaction: 1 .■ ■ • ■ A full assortment of ' - , - MEN’S, ' , ; BOY’S, ! AND: -.4 . : , ‘ "TTATO. - •, .V • added to my Stock, notions of-dlffer oonslstlng or " • ■" ; AND GENTLEMEN’S STOCKINGS, , ;' Suspenders, ' - . *«» ’• Glovea , ■ Jtenclla,. • Thread, • ■ Sewing SiVe, ■' &o SEGARS AND .TOBACCO ALWAYS.ON HAND.' . # . > a call, and examine my stock*as I feel of pleasing all, besides saving- yon mo- ; , John 'iB6o '" No.l6 North Hanover Street, ANB yOU. WANT. A NICE, HAT OB CAP ? ly so, Faxzi to oaui Gw - CALL X O , . -STO. 20/ TO SI MATNBTJULET, ' Bah be seen the flneat assortment or HATS AND CABS .-ought to Carlisle- - He takes great pleas* Inviting, his. old. friends and'customers, l new,ones,to his.splendid stock Just re born New York and Philadelphia, con ;ln part of fine , ~ , » • • .*• -■ SILK AND OASSIMBRE i an- endless variety of Hats and Caps o 2Bt stylo,.fill, ot which he will sell at th Cash Prices. , Also, his own manufactnr uways on hand.and ■ •- v TO-ORDER. .• Rearrangement for ’coloring Hats TCe (as he colors every week) and .ost—asonable terms. Also, adne lot ol trends of TOBACCO AND CIGARS 'on band. He desired to call th e attenUo ms who have . \he pays the highest,cash prices for he Imacall, at tho aboVe number, his >ld i be feels confident of giving entire so vis* mu, v,-.- • ; •: y ontB.an» AVID STROHM, W. D. SPONSLER, JOHN W. STROHM, HE AV fA S B I' OPll A OT, SHOE, THUNK AND UaT STOKE. - NO. 18, SOUTH j HANOVER STREJDT, , e have Just opened the largest andbest stock . Bppm AHB SHOES * offered ,ln .Carlisle; and continue almost yto receive suck goods In our llneaaevery y wants/ Oar stock consists In all kinds and etlesof • »- '■ .v omens’. Misses and Childrens’ strong Leather as; Womens’ Misses and Childrens’ Toting tors; Womens’ Glove Kid, Turkey and French occo; Mens’ and Boys* -Calf, Buff and Kid. ts;, Mens’ and Boys’ Calf and. Buff-Congress ere; Mens’ and Boys-’Lasting Gaiters and ;ans; Mens’ and Boss’ Golf : and Buff Oxford ; Gam Sandals,.Baskins ' and Overshoes: land Womens’Goat. Welt and Carpet Slip- Boys’ and .Childrens’ For and Sax lUNKS of'all;sizes and prices; Traveling b. Satchels and Valises, together with a fine !UK»odB. wWoh we will sell to suit the times, CIOK BALKS. ALLS PROFITS.”. ir motto. in lßauing our cara. it ntended os a ,personal invitation to all ’in t to caU and look through oar stock without pg under obligations to buy unless salted in Uty and price. ; ,Wo shall, arwaystry to deal 1 every pnoln.a straight forward, manner, give volant forhls oy. W© nope oil. will avail themselves of r first opportunity to oall and. see ns. < : 1 , . BTEOHMASPO.NSLER. pril 8,186&—ly - he CARLISLE SHOE OOJtfPA - ■. .at anus'aotpjsebsof , '■ 100 T S AN D 8H OES, . 80. 6. EABT MAIN STKEBT, . ’ ’ t fIATjr.THT.UIj wing commenced the manufacture of Boots naoes, the attention of the trade is. Invited - huge assortment of , ' l £9. MISSES AND CHILDRENS* SHOES. : pa hand % complete, assortment of all the OPUL AE B.TYLES , , Workmen of the greatest experience Members of (he trade who may favor inr are assured that no - effort, . part will be spared to fnrnisk goods do??h„ POSaiBLEPBIOEa ■ k ttSt ■Bhall receive the same atten lfig7L.lera would.ln person,and dlatant aconrt tn. y °P getting thCur goods oneqnaii '““X :otd6^ SHOE UPPERS FOR SALE. ■ ■v? BY BR&M OTNja)Y. ■ *..i )' '' ' 1 '• <£an»». n l) Oß^>HEßVD:m ■® n>lT ‘ ■- ■ Nairlynnjorr, Conn, April iB6o. . REJCKKBEE*I> thought i( well to wait another wdfek belore writing, to tee If I con tinned' to ■ lrdprove,as l r>havo f been -doing- for some time,' tmderithe-treatment of the new medicine, and I am happy to teilyouthatl am .getting foster;than wneh yon were here, i coramenoeil the-use of DODirS NEB VINB-without- .roe to it. Whenl began wltmit-I could only walk from my bCd to iheohair.‘ -My trouble has been ex treme-paln ln the head. and ha* lasted over • three years.-. AH the medicine I have heretofore falled to give any 'rolief. l am now able to .go op. and-down Atal^L-and dally Im proving. I consider, the-NERVINE ’ the best medloine l ever found, tand’shaUcofUlnaa its nse, for? I am Confident. of/.eptire. Recovery. I have token only three bottles, and would not bo Withontlton any. account. ' Very t truly, ... Jaly 29, isd&i-lw rmerly •Wet: JB,. Atitobnev \W r . Carlisle, Eenna.: opposlte.:Bentz’B. itvnthtbe Patent Blghta,. . jCOBNEY and aas-removed his pled room In the •t House. xiceopathic -a Hanovor at, Bsq> . ‘; A GENTS WANTED FOR THE jr\ best Bdok of tlie period. WOMEN'OF NEW> xOBK; ;OJf. TheUnderWorld of the. Great Oltyi' j .The most etartUng revelatlohof modern times;. New ‘ YorK: Society Unmasked.', '**Jhe Aristoc racy, ’'"Women of Pleasnre, , ' ~M arrled Wo men,” , and all, classes,thoroughly.- Ventilated.. 60 Illustrations. Address at one©. - , , j■ V Yox^'^ W TorJc’Bppfc pb., lis NiB3ap St., New- Augusts, IB6o—Bw BRONOHITJS, 1 Asthma and Catarrh,. cured>by Inhalation. : Abbott’s '■ InhOUngPlnldvdS the. only Temedy ; known Umt-operaces on tbo the tubercles, which.-ore thrown.'off, the. cavities, heal,-and aenro la effected.; Treatment by letter orlnpersoticanbehadonly of. , : Q. VAN HUMMELL, M. D.,15 Westllth St., Net, TVork. ■- -- Augusts, ISSOr-lOm . •; • naggers.' tumors, ulcers;— U Prof. Kline, of the Philadelphia. University, ■ la making astonishing- .cures ofr Can per. and; all •tumors by. a-new. probesa.' A Chemical Cancer- Antidote, that remoyea the largest of cancers', and turnon, without, pain, or use- of the knife;! without caustic,' eating' orbarnlng .medicines,: and wltboat the loss of.a drop or blood;- For ; particulars, call or address, Pa H. KLINE.M.T),, N 0.931 Arch street,Phlladelpnhr.Pa. ' July 20,18C9-4W ‘ . ■ 3 . ' ' X j-;/: A GENTS WANTED FOR THE BE _zA_ oret History of the. Confederacy, iby Edward A,PoUor . * ' . ■ NATIONAL PUBXiSHINGCa . - - - - ■ Philadelphia;Pa. :July 20,180&-4W , ' • 0 APERDAY»•—Agon t B wanted every tD/OVr; wherA-fiamples for two stamps, Ad dreM, BATES, RAINES * CO.. OleVelamT Ohio. 1 tfly 29,1M5-Iw fflu American Waiter i' . ,: - „teltilt4.11:40:" . ! Mbs. I. 8. NOTE. i‘,‘i ■ ,f fotticaL MX, FIBBTPttOPOSAJL. At laat,iho long day’s having done, I tamed to leave the fragrant meadow, 'Where, on the grass, thosettlng sun , . 'Before ,mo cast ray lengthened shadow. I struck a narrow path that ran ‘ By Lovell’s/arm,‘a crooked by-way, ~ Which somewhere thereabout began, And ended on the dusty highway. ■ It reaohed lhelr barn-yard first of all, Then wandered through a, wood hollow, And darted past an old'stone-wall, *' As if Inviting you to follptv; ItclimbodahlU whereallthe’day .. ♦ The crows > rehearsed a mlmlb Babel;' It crossedW.brook.whioh flowed that way, „ Tbep slid beneath our bom’s brown gable. A shorter cat it was that led To our own homestead from, the meadow, •And so it Instead, And ohbefore me w®h fc my shadow. ; i. Then nearing Lovell’s farm I Heard The White horned cattle faintly lowing, While, hobbling, in the bright palls stirred, The mlUc from well-filled adders flowing. Iglanfced beyond the barn-yard wall, • • . And there sat Katy milking "Speckle,’' Tho favorite cow among thein y all, . Her fine coat flecked with many.a freckle* Then up got Katy—so by that - . • • I knew her milking done—and straightway, While my own hcartwent pit-a-pat, Came toward me through the open gateway. The sun dropped down from put the sky, And loft the west with rich gold laden'; country led waal, And Katy but a simple maiden. ■ Hor.eyesmetmineaslfby chance, * Nofcknpwlhgwhb.itwas.t then shyly, ‘Neath drooping lids withdrew their glaiice. Then back again to mine stole slyly. -■ ’With that last look my courage grey;. , I sold—ltmayhavebeeulswore It— ' :Showastheswoetestglrllknew, And told her howlloved her forlt. . Perhaps she gave me no reply, Perhaps It waa the night's gray curtain, Slow-falllngiroxatbe.t^lUirhtaibr;' ' Whlohleft her answer so uncertain. Then winding homeward, torn with doubt. The tree-toads trilled their firm conviction Tho patriarch frogs, with deep bass shout, - - Grew hoarse and loud In contradiction.. The katydids pronounced both Ways; . Put ore the moon was one hoar oldorj IsathcneathltssUveryrays, With Katy’s head Upon ray should© ' igdetitentouvi. ooiNonom:. , , ■,4 dismal ; night—a. night when, ' temptedhy theflrstwarmday of. Spring, geople.whobad.ieft offillros looking du lously at : their polished .grates, and shuddered as the rain, beat heavily , lagalnatthewindoWaand the wind howl i ,ed in the chimneys—(ynight When not a i star-woS vislblegwheu- the-gas lights flickered and fluttered’iua misty, nncer . tain ,manner,, agd the pavement was ooW erCdwlth ’agreaayagglutinationof slime , and mud-ya night -when sudden: gusts : .took pedestrians almpat'off their feet, and ■ tbe blinding drizzle into their-faces-' till thoy could scarcely see their way ; : when umbrellas were a myth, and water-; : i proofs nifond .delusion} and a light fog, ■ strongly suggestive of 'sore throats and rheumatism, hangover the marshy dis tricts ofLondon. . •;-■ ' Throe o’clock In the morning, and on Waterloo Brldge—silence over the, great eltyr-the great dark hive that loomed so ; : grimly against the leaden sky, while the busy Brains of .every, restless man kept feverish" patches through the still; small hours, :• • j '<’> ,’V’, .‘ y Not a sound save the splash', splash ;of the river, as it swept under the cold stone arches, sucking and licking thC piers with its,fetid, jhuugry tqnguea,;.';the distant rumble of a,market wagon or.a home re turning cab: brcthe chimes.of -the city .churches, ;,£elUn’g;hqw Ume;was passing ,away., .'.V -■ j And a woman; - weary, and fool-sore, with garmente.that hardly, protected her from thd rani,' a shawl ad tßirffthd .rag ged that it required'all the strength: left fn her long, lean arms to prevent Jts be ing blown away, ottered a silver three pen cefo thetollman at the gate. i ; ' A bright fire was blazing in the little room—oozy and warm it looked compar ed with the dreariness without j and, the mahras hC Beld:b.lappat,",tall tight up" In’ hik neek tO dhlold hlm from the piercing blast, looking, askunco, at the:, wayfarer who had interrupted him. i V,, ; y. > He .-was-, hsed; to:, these trampsthey would sleep in the ; repeases pf the . bridge - on the warm summer and In ; the bitter win ter,too ;they swarmed on the-watCr steps, where, they lay huddled together,yoldV,And yctung a, loathsome hideous mass, he had grown qiilto aocus tomed to the ude.of.human misery, that Crept4q Closelyfo-the dark sllontrlver.— Dld they thlhe, .these poor offcasts of hu-.. inanity, that when:life was too hard even for them to’ hear’there,was rest’, beneath those oold;furbld-.waters a home some where below thelr Styglan obspurlty ? V He was wont, to,see all phusea of sub lunary wretchedness andiyioe, yet some: thlng ln this,woman’s Hurried manner, her evident desire to be unnoticed, addr ed' to the -lateness of-the hour, caused him ;to look closely 1 ' at her before ‘delivering ’her' Change. ' She didn’t seem exactly dike a pauper j there wero signs of deli cacy and better days lu-the white spared face; whose iflUtllue he-. could scarcely eatek-i through* Abiedark, V 'wavyh al r, wbioh waapuahed.invsuch .diaorder be neath’ tbe fqded,Bohhetn!U i & v He was a kind-hearted man; one who had ,gone through, pufforlng- hlmself. ; ‘‘ft Is abad night foryou-.tobo out In, my.glrl; a'terrible, bad nlght,’ , . ■ The woman drew . her "shawl tighter -round her shivering form. ’i-. ; . , •• t.Yon nepdn’t tell mothat.’ ehe replied wltb-a'-ghastly smllo, 1 ! kuow-that as well aa-.y0f1.l ! ■ f,Take oare;yon.don’t get.blown off the bridge, ’ returned the man, 1 there’s wind enough to do it, ’ - ‘There’s.no such luck,’ retorted she bitterly. 1 - ‘ Beath- don’t cpme ;to' those who seek for It? _ y- . i . ‘ Wall, lt’s a f'ad lookout when one wantsto seek It. ’ I supposeyou are going; homo?’. This was a owe hint, ,■•, The woman drew herself up. : , What’s that to yon 2’ she flared out.— ‘ What business is it.of yours- whore I’m irbing? : Can't you. £;Vo me the mbit y and let me go, and' not : keep me herein this.vlllalnous.raln?’ ■ ■ I'Wb'hSou needn’t be:so;Sharp.>: : Bure |y-(;.fellow!could. .ask, A !civil question without being snapped, up like. that. :It aln’tno mattor fb me' wherp:ybu;gb.' ■; .. , / Then.whatdld.you.aak fgr?’ she re torted,liapatlently,' taking'the - coppers.'; theo,aB IP she. regretted, her' fudeneas;. she; said more gently:(v home, If .that .will, satisfy i.jtpu-suqh a homo.as Jtls. - , Good night,', thyroid fel low.’ fX.: : r:':': 1 ■: ■ ■ The wlnd.and the rain -shut 3 , the,door fpr him-:, the \ylnd. apK'-lhe jcaih. beat agalnst'tlieibU-hijuse.wliidoWßj.UUoan gry .spirits'elamordus! for entranqo,!apd ihewlpd and,,rain.sent Ihopobrwonder-; erfar !bn the bridge oui of hls slght. ■ i .; •’ He seVdovyn in.JjlsiWoQdan arm.'ch(»lf. Ha could not, rest, hcwevery.'hirt", BWrKd''nelMUf)lyfa» the north ;WJbdlho,wJpfl;;l6u3sii : -arouttd his little: oabiur oiApbund totwhleh-bis- fan cy gayea' hfaeonasUape'.feU opr his,, Us-, “■ Twice he rose,and peered: oaf through ’the, tplaty,panes of glass that constituted . the toll-fioußo windows, os if he could see icMisbE^PA.,^ ; -anything but the murky darkness, the • bitter, cruel night;' -, 1 1 wish I’d followcdhor,’ he muttered to himself; ‘ I'm,blest if I don’t,’ , But be couldn’t riih pttei; every tramp that chose to go over*-the bridge, he thought.. With this reflection Ho en deavored to soothe the uneasy mind that ‘ would not allow him to |bb at peace. , And the woman.or girl—for in spite of i herjsqualor and misery,she looked youth ful, even- now—sped swiftly on till she reached the middle of the bridge. There, was no one .‘to stay her; the recesses wereall deserted p she" Was there In- the • darkness, the. silence;,and; the rain,: as. lonely as though,she Werain an eastern desert. Alone In the very heart of Lon-, don, mid-way between ,ithose two great masses of habitations { that stretch on either side of the wonderful regal river. Todiof left, amidst the gaunt, tall houses, ■ whose reflection made the-waters black „ er still, towered St: Paul’s, Cdthedfal, England’s heroes’ -mausoleum; while far above, far past, the graceful bridges,, with their .avenues-of twinkling lights, lay the old. Abbey in the solemn shadows of Us.sanot uafy, like a, voice from the - past, with .the. holiness of. ages around it. ; There were lights in many a window yet, telling of those for whom there- is. no. night— : the, sick, the dying and oppressed —telling of those to whom night brings, no repose, no significance, bnt' a .season, for harder work filched from the oVerr excited brain. . . ! ; ' . 1 The silence ' was nil exterior. - She knewwell, vagrant‘as she was, that there are hundreds of dwellings in which night was; the real day, during, which, • men work and toll and fight,"‘.conquer and fall, in-the great battle of life.; She know,' God -alone knows; how Bitterly, ' that Hell 1 held high carnival during those midnight hours, and that while the innocent'snd good slept the calm sleep of thejust, devils incarnate laughed over -the ruin of immortal.souls. 1 ! , .But all this wasjnothlng.new to her.— There was no. hand, devil’s or, angisi’s : .stretched forth', to',help her In het, fearful nped.; She -stood - for a- moment on the parapet, her hands—,those thin, attehua . ted hands—clenched tightly together. V There might be a better-world she thought—there couldn’t bo a worse.— The God who made her , would forgive her. if she. were'doing, wrong. And, a wild scream mingled with the soughing wind; as. the. cold waters parted for,a moment, mid tiioy wt;ntrlppling, alaaK , ingon, over a broken heart. . . . A policeman heard that scream as be stood at • the- other ■ end of the bridge, vainly endeavoring to,-,shield himself from the storm. He turned his bull’s eye on, and looked up and down the road;-/ Some poor - ‘ unfortunate’ -he thought, engaged in a drunken brawl.— Best to let her fight it out herselfhe would get no good-by interference. A bargeman heard that scream os' he' Jay dozing In;,his barge. It seemed to sound close to hlS’ear. - i. And the angels of God heard that scream; as they hovered - over the sin stained city, add they bore it upward on thelr snowy wings:through unmeasura ble spaco/throughtho golden floods of light, that'far beyond allhuman thought irradiate-the eonflnca.of eternal bliss,till it -woke the echoes of unutterable love at the mercy gate of heaven. ! - . A fortnlght later and.another night in London—a, Soft,balmy,.': spring night, when myriads of-glittering stars lighted the Heavens with'their beauty,.and shone down upon the sleeping eartn of an ever watchful Providence—a. night -when hundreds of /pedestrians- thronged -the brilliant, busy.streets. when carriages : ; full of lovely-women rolled along the causeways,- add through-the.sqaafes; and slit flaunted Us paint and feathers .In the 'finest thoroughfares of virtuous London Wn night when the clubs at the West : End wereall illuminated, and handsome, dissolute-men stood on the .steps, or at the /windows, discussing the fast/new opera, of the characters ,of their -female friends—when in.thg’aileys and r-coruefs of the old metrqpSlis small thieves with children’s bodies, and old, cunning faces piled their unlawful trade, and from ouMbe meretricious splendorof the gin palaces, that like enchanted mansions In he Arabian Nights; seemed doubly daz-! zing amid the dinglness around,-rose dis cordant .voices while hellish., laughter mingled with-the pure air , There were lights lu, -one of the large houses,in Beigravh: Square; a- carriage land pair stood.' before rthe door, and in one pf the-splendidly furnished drawing rooms within sat; a. young girl dressed for a ball, ,fastening-the- buttons'of, her tiny / gloves- - She .was . very/ fair—fair ,wi tV.tqepnlaßaxon,beauty ,sp distinctive ofoUf race,; a 'delicate, aristocratic face,' large dreamy, eyes, and. lustrous Wavy , hair, the whlt'e; shimmering silken robes like gplden'sunshlrie on the snow-clad Alps. ... , . ' /Beautiful exceedingly,’ she seemed; nndsd'tho fine tall man' thought—her brother -evidently, by- the likeneSa be tween them—ns he entered .the room,, add stood for‘a moirivutgaz|ng-at her. He smiled approvingly os* taking up her' fan and boquot, she advanced 'to meet him; and then a-shadow of- some thing like anxiety fell over his /face. It was.gone, however, .in an Instant. ■ ‘I. am afraid we shall be, late, Con slancait in nearly, twelve now,; and Lady .Chu.rchhiil begged us to, come early.’ ' •AI am ready,-William,’, she replied : ‘ But there is plenty ,of time.. We shall be Weary,enough-before It is-ovef;’ And she shrugged hershouiderswltbauharm ing gesture of ihdlffefence.' ■’ ‘.No revel Is' complete, without its .qupen;’ replled.her brother, gallantly.— ■‘ Your, adorers' will. have been fuming themselves, to, death for 'the last two hours, fearing ydmwould hot come.’ ‘lt,will do them good,’ she replied' 1 with a light laugh,; ‘ they may learn wisdom in time.’ ‘And Sir Richard?' questioned her brother, looking earnestly Into her smil ing face. ' . 1 - She crimsoned -a- flush of anger, not of love, and turned emphatically away. * Sir Richard may wait forever.' He has had his answer already.’ : Her brother bit his lips. , ! M think you are foolish, Gonstanoe— Slr Richard-loves you, and would make ,you a very-good match.’ ' ■ Constance twined her hands- around her brother's arm, with 1 tears trembling In her eyes.' . > , , , , ‘ I shallnever marry, -William, never. Pleasedon't ask me, dear. .• I, am. very happy here .with you.' He stopped,and hissed tjiopiteoua face that was turned so timidly up to his. •. ‘ There! : I>on’t spoil your pretty eyes,! jhe cried ; * some one,- wilt induce you to cbange-tbnt resolution, I hope,'. He. drew her- hand .within his arm, and led-her down the broad staircase In ■ to the hailwhere a powdered , footman .stood witli wraps upon his arm, ready to see them into the carriage, ■ ' The street-, door was partly open, and an altercation and rough voices .speak ing Sharply caused the gentleman to hesi .tat 1 - v ■- v,, ■ . ..'-Whatis;the raeaningof this' distur bance,. Barnes.?’; heasked. : ' ,‘ltisa man.' slr. as la hinipertlnent; dodwili not goaway.; and Joimistuak ing'-Mm;': • ■ What docs, the .fellow wont ? ' What .business has ho here? 1 ': ‘ ' - - • ‘Ho says he Wants to, see Miss Power, Sir.? ■ ■; . ;“fo.see mo?' exclaimed Constance, ,, - ‘TO see Mlsa Power? What,)n’suffera ble' Insolence f. And at this' time of night, ' ~ ■ , . HelS most howdaoious, sir, and, says he knowad she was .coming out,; and would stop,tlirshedld/ ; ;• , Constanoo. my love,’ said Mr. Power, ' you bad better step into the. library, I wlll.settlo this affair.’' ■ He opened the room door for her, and then going; out: on. the. steps,',stood for a moment.gazing, in angry amazement, at the scene.betore him. ' An old man,' bareheaded, was’ strug gling with two of the men servants of the house, gesticulating violently, while a small orowd of curious listeners, col lected hy,the uproar, were grinning and laughing and shouting to the combatants : to have ulrplay.. ‘Twill, see her I I will sec her l’ the old tnap was explaining. ' ‘ It’samatter of life and deatb. and I’ll stop till I 'do.’ .• John, go for the police I’ shouted the stentorian voice of Sir. Power. ■ ' . i .At the sound of their master’s voice the men'let go their hold of tbeman,(while four or five young urchins .started off In search;of the missing functionary. The old man, half exhausted, staggered to the palings.',, , * Don’t Bend for tho police,! he cried ; 1 1- ain’t going to fob. For God’s. sake,' Sir, tell me if the .young lady is coming out?’,. This to Mr. Power. ■ ,‘ Whatbuslness is tbatof. yours?’, an grily replied , that gentleman..* How uaro'you create a disturbance In a (re- I I will have yon imprisoned;.’ ~ . !'.■ ■ 1 Prison me if you,will,’cried the man earnestly; ‘ but let me,speak one [Word to the young dady, air, for the.love of heav en.’ ... , : ■ ; t This roan Is; drunk,’ 'muttered Mr. ;Power to hlmsclf, ‘ mad or drunk.’ i The old fellow caught the last word., : ‘ No, I ain’t drunk, yer. honor,’! he cried, '-I earnan honest livelihood, and that’s more, than every .flunkey can say,’, and heglan'ced indignantly at the foot man, who.stlll kept by his side. ‘ I'm in my sober senses, and I know what I want. I want to, see Miss Power! : .‘lt is one of those' beggarly paupers Constance is’ so fond, of;’ thought Mr. Power.. ‘ This is the fruit of ladles going about.visiting.the slok—a precious piece of business to be sure. .Ifyou will prora te to go away quietly, I will let you off,’ he commenced, but-at that moment a hand was. placed buhls arm, and a soft, voice questioned: . > ■' What la the matter, William ?’ . ’At the door, stood Constance, In her, .snowy opera;cloak and golden hair, her sweet eyes'turned wonderlngly on the spectacle before, her. , , With a Cry of joy the old man strug gled up the steps. 1 . ,l ‘OMisal are you Miss Power? It’s you I want to See.! ' ’ ; Mr, Pqiyefcdrew her angrlly baok. j , ■.! -Really OonstanCo;!he said in a, low tone, i you.'are-forgetting, yourself. I To. come,out here,before all these people-rre ally—.’——. ■ . ■. ■ ■' • ‘O William, ’ cried the girl, don’t be cross; butParnea-tella me the man .said it was a matter' of life and 'death.! It must be something very.serious to bring him at this hour, of the night.! . Mr. Power though hasty. In his temper, was a just and reasonable man; be saw plainly now the man wns. hot intoxicat ed, and though be was annoyed at being disturbed at’thls unseasonable hour; be cotfld ; not but acknowledge the fitness of his sister’s argument, and that the man was at least entitled to a hearing. < j ‘ Well Connle,’ he said, * let It be so. 00 back into the library, and I will ques tion him first myself.’ He told the footman to call the man. In side and close the door. After a .while Mr. Power came.to his sister. ‘l,cannot make him out,’he said, in answer to her anxious glance. ‘He tells me a rambling story about some girl! he has picked out of the water, and whom he says„yon know. You had better see him, Constance.’ , : ‘O yes, yea! . Ask him to come, in at once.’-' He was an old gray haired man, whose garments' betokened : extreme poverty, put whose face looked honest and sin cere, despite the flush that excitement “had given It.- ■ ‘ •; ‘Are you Miss Power—Mias Constance, Power?’ he exclaimed hurriedly,, withou t waiting for her to speak. ‘Yea"; I am' Constance Power; whatcan 1 do for you?’ '‘ l O; then if you be her, I was to give your ladyship this, bit of a letter,’ taking a dirty scrap of paper from his pocket; ‘and ypn’ll have' to make haste, please, if you want to see her alive.’ Cbrlstapce opened in profound aston ishment, which increased to a look of in tense horror as she read the contents. ' ‘lam dying, dying fast,’ it laaald, ‘but :1 cannot go until I have 1 told'you what la on nay mind. Please don’t refuse,;but come aaquicklyas you can. The whole happiness, of your future life depends on your seeing.’ , Pauline Barb. ■ •O my poor- Pauline!’ exclaimed Miss Power. 'The girl that left me suddenly, four years ago., ’ Where la she, my' good man? I will go at once.’ : ‘She’s In my house, me lady,'close; by the water side. She had been drowned herself, and I picked her up,andmeand my missis has minded her ever since; they’d have taken her to prison if we'-d peached ,oh her, Miss, you know, and she’s so quiet and good; and the doctors 'has-been so very good to us; and given us a but of money, and—’ 1 'Yes, ‘yes,’ Interrupted the trembling girl, 'yon shall tell me all about it as we go.’ ■ •‘Nonsense, Constance 7” exclaimed Mr. Power. ‘Who is this Pauline you are talking about 7’ ‘Have you forgotten her, William 7 the girl Who was my companion when poor papa died.’ ‘Ah, I forgot; she left us just as you .returned from abroad; but yon must have, heard non speak of Pauline Barry. ' I loved her like a sister; She' is all—dying; X must go to her at once.’ • ‘You will do nothing of the sort;’, re torted her brother. !‘l shall not allow youtube sofoplish.’ • ? " ‘I wlll-I must!’ she said: and the} lit tle, white. teeth were set determinedly, and strange deflance flashed in the violet eyes. ;'f will be too late In the morning. ,‘You will B°, and in these trappings !’ and;he. pointed . contemptoualy to -the olomjsof lace that floated around her; fairy form;'the pearls and opals .gleaming on her fair white neck and arms, and iu the tresses of her amber hair. ‘I will -cover them all over with my large waterproof cloak, ’ she said entreat ingly. ,‘No one will recognize me, and Phillips can go with,me.” ‘Audi will also, if yoh will be so in sane.'’ ' ; : ' ‘No,'no; you would only be,lni the way ?she exclaimed, hurriedly. ‘Do be sensible, darling? I am.no t afraid' with Phillips,. Bo qulok, dear.and ring ,tbe bell; oyery moment may be too late.’ - ■ ‘And It. will, Miss,’ cried the man; re spectfully, ‘ifwadosen’tlook sharp. My iniesis said as how she couldn’t last long.’ . ‘You are . decidedly out of your, mind, Constance, ’ sold Mr. Power, when he saw she was determined ; ‘going off at this time of night to listen to the rhapsodies of-a dying woman.’ •, ‘Which la the .most mad,she, mur .mu red, (lushing—• wasting God’s holy time in frivolous amusements, or sootblngthe last hours ,of rhe sou! for whom He died ?’ Mr. Power shrugged his shoulders, ‘As you please? ho cried ; but I Insist cm your takinar one of the men with you os well. PwlTl send away the carriage; you had better havea cab, It will attract less attention. ’ • . ' Aishort time afterward a cahrdrowi up before a dftigy-lookiug,house lu a narrow dlrtys street ,running parallel with, -the , river; on - the south side of. the Thaupes,. 'and a ma'q', descendlng from thobox, as elated a veiled and .muffled figure to alight. -; ■ 1 ■ ' - , ‘Waltforme her hi I said, Constance In, piWhisper to her maid; 'thorp is no oc casion; for you to come Inside,'. • ' ‘But master said, Miss—' I am your mistress, ’ replied Constance haughtily-;., 'doaa you are told?’ ' '?• i Tup girl shrunk back ; to tell the truth, she. was quite as ready to'stop as to go, far preferlng a chat with the footman to wit nessing the death struggles of.the poor; she saw plenty of ttmt when Miss Power dragged-- her Into,, the loathsome-alleys amf wretched streets to be found even In- Belgrave. " • .' ( • The old, mau-rrParker, he sa(d bis name was—opened the door by means of astriag palled through a bole. .No need of bolts and bars there, except to keep tbo thieves -Inside when Justice demanded them. ‘Mind the step, my lady, ’ he sold, ’lt's ■i not often the likes of you oometo sucha place.aa this.’ " . 'l’m not afraid,’ said Constance, gent ly ;as she epoke sh trembled, and her heart.; sank at the.. Impenetrable dark ness before her.'. . The noise they make had evidently been-heard, for a door opened,-.and a woman came cautiously down the stairs, carrying a sweating candle in a' broken candlestick. ... 'ls that you, Jim?’ she called, in - a loud whisper. ‘Ay, my girl j and 1 brought • the lady with. me. .. . . ‘That’s right, ’ cried the woman. - And Constance found herself face to face with a poorly-dressed but motherly? looking woman.. ‘How is she ?’ was her first question. ‘Very badly, Miss, 'very badly. Blie’s been and dropped into a doze :.;but they say she can’t last till morn, .she’s been aakingforyou, Miss, ail nightlong.’’ .Up two flights of creaking, rlokety stairs and they stopped at a, door in the backpart of the bouse, which the woman i opened,' and holding the light above her. head, suffered Constance to pass through first.. A dirty blanket thrown over.an. - old clothes line served as a screen :to pre vent thC drafts that whistled through the ;orevices of the door from’reaching the bed, on which lay the palid .face of - the dying woman, breathing heavily., ’The. tears rolled.down Constance's fair cheeks as she gazed on the altered features, the thin, wasted figure of one who when last 'she beheld wOs radiant with youth and health, targe drops of perspiration stood. on her forehead; her nose was drawn and pinched, her eyes sunken, her Jips livid and swollen with fever, her hair-lay in a tangled moss around her haggard face,.over which was gradually creeping that mysterious ashen grey—the. bridal veil of death. ' • ’ ,‘)3he has suffered a . great deal, poor dear ?’ said the woman in a low tone : ‘it will be a blessing when the Lord is pleased to take her. Will you sit down, Miss?’ - : .... She wiped.a chair for her. visitor, and then; leaving the candle on the table near, stole quietly out of the room. ; Constance looked around, and shud dered. Bare boards, a broken table, two morebjoken chairs, some wooden boxes piled iu a corner to. form a. odpboard, a rusty fender and a row of saucepans, jugs and physio bottles were all the furniture' or tmsmfserablo abode. Aorbss the room, * on Aline composed ofpieces of rope knot ted together, hang on some indescribable artioles of human clothing, (there isi.no .fashion book for the poor.) And in the 1 midst of all this squalor and poverty, three pots of white and- phrple hyacinths stood in the narrow window-sill,, filling the . air with their, fragrance. . As ;BhC looked, pbe thought bow from the simple , hearts of those poor people rose up daily; like the inscence of.thefiowersythe sweet perfume of a noble self-denying' charity, the whiteness of troth and the purple of saCHflce, to the living God. 'Vi Suddenly the dying girlstarted convul sively and opeued her large-dark eyes. ‘‘Who la that?’ she cried wildly, as her gaze fell oh Miss Power’s-muffled form.’ ‘I, Constance,Power, your frieud, Pau line, G my poor girl, what has brought ,y<* to this?’ , '. 'What brought me I The blackest hearted ; villlah; that ever trod God’s earth. Thank Heaven you have come 7 O how. terrified I was that, they would not find you I I can. die—l can die happy now.’ , • Constance was . terrible affected,, her tears rolled over the thin and wasted liand she had in hers, while she strove to com fort the unhappy-woman. ‘Hushdon’t excite yourself,’^ho,cried," .‘you,shall tell me all about it by andby. How often have I, thought about ybu, dear Pauline, and wondered why you left ris so mysteriously. : Yea,;'l will tell you all,” replied Pau llhe, striving to raise herself, in bed; 11 1 must be quick. I know there is not muoh time.” Then she snatched her hand from .Miss-Power’sgrasp. ‘ Don’t touch me,’’ she cried, “I am not fit to be touched by. you. Miss Constance, you weroalwaya good—do you think God pardons such as I?” . ” Of course he does,” replied Constance weeping. ‘‘There are none so.vile that his mercy cannot reach, if they only re pent.” - ; “ I think I have repented,” murmured the girl- .“ If I had been spared, ! would -have led a different life. They- cold you, dldn’t.they, I tried to drown myself?, It was an awful sin.;.but I was driven mdd. Yes, I am sorry now. Miss Constance. They have been so'ktnd to me here—the poor old toad and his wife. And they showed me how.wicked and wrong l was for wishing to take.my life, and I wnut to repent—Hush! what is that?” Constance listened, but heard nothing ; she had been too much engrossed with the poor sufferer to-heed extraneous notes. ‘‘lt is nothing, dear.’”. ‘‘ I thought I.heai'd a step,” murmured Pauline, speaking with difllouiiy; ‘IO, this pain—if It would but cease.” ; She fell back exhausted, and Constance held a teacup containing a little cordial, to her lips ; It revived her, and she open-' ed her eyes once more. In her agitation and.anxlety, the hood of Constance’s cloak,bad fallen hack, and the sweet, fair face, with its halo of gold en hair, was revealed to Pauline's view.- ‘.‘ Take it all off,” she said presently,’ ‘‘l want to see you as you are.” . Wijth a blush at the strahge redpjesti and.yet not liking to refuse a dying wo man, Miss Power untied-the, clqap, and let the cloak fall to her feet. Pauline gazed at her for awhile in si lence, excitement working in her fea tures.' . ■ . i “ You are very beautiful,” abe said at last, "more beautiful, than. ever. Mlss- Power, I have ruined your life. Can'jou forgive mo ?” Constance thought she was wandering la her head, and laid her. hand soothingly upon her. ‘ ■ My poor Pauline,” ahu cried, " what have Ito forgive? If yon could only he moved from here, perhaps you might get better, and she—" ; ' ' ■ But the girl laughed a.very wild hoarse laugh. ' ' . ' : , . “,lam dying,’’.she,cried, "dying,fast: I duly hope I shall live long enough to tell 1 you all.; Take away’ your hand, It ■burns me ; I.cannot bear^-h And again she fell exhausted on the piiidw. Presently she spoke I the words she uttered caused Miss. Power to. start and tremble; while the blood rushed to her face. . , “You bad d lover once—Captain Sta pleton?” ... ' ~ ; ‘Ah, yea, you.know—but what of l|lin. He never loved me, .Pauline,’And the sweet face was,bowed In'hcr jeweled An gers, , V. . ' ‘ He. did, Constance Power, he loved you dearly ; he wrote, letter after letter, and —I destroyed them. 4 „ . With a wild cry of anguish Constance started to'.her feet..' to, Pauline!’ she oXt claimed,' ’how.could you be so.cruel ?’ 1 ‘ Because 1 he tempted me—he, Blrßlch ard Ashfor'd. tho man I loved,, who swore ho wo.uld make,mo his wife—fool; that I was,,to, -believe ,him— tempted with false oaths and deceitful promises to tics troy Captalh Stapleton’s letters. He fold me that he hated hlth, that he wanted to ruin him with you, aud I lopt. myself to the scheme.’ .. /. - , ; . i tOyoualhful, wicked woman It moaned the wretched ConstanCe, ’you know!not what yon have.done.’ ~ i .‘Yes.- 1.d0,’ replied Paulina, -‘but lidld not care. I would have, broken all! the hearts InEbglandlf Itwereln my power, and he bad bid me do it. I would have killed my own sister,”, she.hissed. 'But I was justly served. He loves you, Con stance Power, and would marry you if 'he oonld. Shall I’tetl you what he did, to. me? He kicked me out'ln to. the street, and 1 sank, lower and Jowor .till 1 I came td this.* ■' .. Her voice faded away again ; but Con-, stance was not heeding—her hands clasp ed, per beautiful face convulsed with ag ony, sbe was striving to realise all of her ■*:l .1 ■v T .Hv. * own terrible sorrow. ■ ‘ OVlctorlshoraurmured, 1 O'my dear ‘lost I6vb I And I sent'you, away, gent] yoptolndia to die 1’ ..." • Forgive, forgive,' moaned, tho dylng woman. '• • ’ ' ‘.I cannot'forgive you. You have ru ined iny life. God may. forgive you; but I cannot.’ " \ • ’ . ’ They were bitter words; but they wore, wrung from a youbg heart’s terrible ago ny.. ■ Pauline lay motionless; she bad faint ed: Constance thought she was dying, and flung herself by the side.of the bed. ‘O -Pauline, Paulino I’ she cried ‘ I did not know what I was saying. It . was Very hard, it was very cruel, but I for give—yes; I forgive. She rubbed her hands, 'those bands which bad so ruthlessly destroyed her happiness; she.wipedthe death-sweat off the palid brow,, sobbing as if her heart would break. ■ ’ . - At last Pauline spoke, again. ! Say it again,’she murmured; 1 wanttohearyou eaxlt again.’ ■Can f he obstinate when my Lord for gives ?’ replied Constance. - ‘ o Pauline I It is His pardon yqu must seek, not mine.’ A faint smile stole over /the. dying Wo man’s face; Home—l am going home,’ she muttered.;. *■there ls>rSst for the wea ry, peace fore ve;rmore I’ , . . Again a long.and painful silence. . Her breatfi.grew shorter every moment. Con stance' kilelt down beside the bed to pray - 1 Captain .Victor,, murmured Pauline,! • has come, back.' I Saw him—that—that evening at thodub.’ . Constance olasped.her hands, ‘ What you said ?’ she, cried wildly, ‘ He has come back!’ ‘ Yes It is true, quite true.’. ‘ Too late,. too late!’ wailed , the girl burying her face inker hands, *He Re lieved me false; be will never— With a violent effort Pan Hoe raised herself from the pillow. ;‘T did what X could,’ she said faintly, . ’I wrote to him; too—l had told him all—l could hot idle unless—for—forgiven.’ ' '. ; ' ‘ And he is here I’■ exclaimedi aj manly, voice, as the tall form; qf the stranger emerged from ..behind the : screen and clasped the trembling Constance In .bis •arms. ' ■ ■ ■-w ‘ i - : . . ‘O,Constance, mydarling I.Howcoald lever doiibtyour (jruth and love?'. Ur ged by thin poor woman’s. letter, I reach?, tul here some lew mlmitesagO/and'heor-*' Ing youhpeaking, could not resist the temptation, of listeningXo .what you said. I see my blinduesa and folly now.", (pan you forgot it?’ ■■■'•’ I • She lay in his arms; The Sodden Jdy had taken away all power of, speech; her soft hair swept bis face,! the hairhe cov ered’with passionate kisses. ' . ‘Victor! Victorf. she murmured at last, her eyes meeting bis in their pure, trusting love.. , ‘.Never to,part again,’ darling he sgid. ‘ the long Sad years forever gone; only peace and joy for evermore,’ ■ ~ The gray morning stole In at the nar row casement window; causing the cam die to grow pale aOd dim; and-bringing out Jn strange relief the'actors. Ip: thlslit tie drama. It fell upon the white., and purple flowers—on tno miserahla.truckla bed—on the girl who stood there in her shimmering, silken .robes—the' man fpr whom a new..existence; had begun in a dlpgy and rosty.garret beside the 'slimy Thames.'.:" . ■ v,--. So'absorbed Were they in each ■ other, that they forgot the : Woman - (o whom they owed their bitter past., the woman from whom earth with ail. ils.mlsery bud ail its sin,-Was slipping' fast with si smile on her lips they had never worn .in life, and a light and peace on the poor, pale face that never could be. taken away.: A Now Ille'ri for Jerry. . Jerry 0 -, kept a, 11 very stable , not very far from .our city. One .bright morning, a. well-dressed - gentleman, a stranger to Jerry,‘Called for ahorso"nnd carriage to be used-for the, day; and), he, was particular to be; accommodated with tlio best. v; j ■‘ I can let you havo as goodrihorse as there la In the city, sir,’ said. Jerry; ,*but you are:, a stranger, to me, ' and I must have some—some— ’ ",. -l ‘Security! you .wan t, l eh?’ : ' ‘Exactly.’ ■ . . • ‘Very well,’ said the well-dressed gen tleman,; ‘what,,do" you call ; your horse, worth?’! , , •'•■■■ ‘Slx.huiidrcd dollars—the one X Will let you have.’ ■ , ■ ‘Then suppose ! leave with you. that 1 amount?’ .' ' ■- •That will do; sir.’ ‘ ‘All right! Bring out, the horse.’. The horse and buggy were soon at the stranger’s service, and' having looked; them over he remarked to Jerry. ‘I think 1 am safe enough to take that horse at pix hundred.’. ; ‘Evpiy dbllar is there, sir; arid.you’ll say ’so,when you. draw thb lines Pn:the road.! " V'-.-" ’-f . The well-dressed gentleman took from his pocket, .book n five hundred rind ri one hundred dollar greenback, which he, passed over to: the stable keeper, after which he jumped.ln apd drove off.' ; At night the. well-dressed geritlhman returned,, having had a fine drive-.of; about forty miles. . ‘Ah—got back, eh?' said Jerry, as i the gentleman entered the office., ‘Yes. slr,—arid ! would like for you to come outaud see If the,horse is as It'was wheal took-it, .We;wrist these, things all done straight;: you know,—no ofter olapa.’ '■ ■' •’ ■ J , Jerry was pleased wdththe Welhdresa-;' ed gentleman’s ipanuors. He went out: and, after duo examination,' pronprinee'd the horse as good as ever. - 'Worth as muoli as It was when l took it; Isn’t it?’ ‘Certainly.’. "■ Ah right. You may give mo that slX hundred-lf Jou please.* They ; stepped, back. into, the office where Jerry, passed over (he two green backs. ThpVV. D. G. put them into; his pocket-book; buttoned bis cPat;.gave his hrit.a brush; and sald: .‘Good evening, sir.’ • .‘Hold onl 1 cried Jerry, ‘Yon havn’t paid me for the use of the horse, sin ’ '' 1 ‘Paid }—use 9 —use of what horse?’ re turned the: well;dressed gentleman, .in surprise, : ‘Why—the horse you’ve- been upiug all day!' answered Jerry, emphatically. .‘Bless you, my dear,man,’ said tlnl W. D. ,G.; with an affable sbjilei I have’been', driving my own horse. I bought i the horse, buggy; and harness .‘of ypu jtbia morning,, at yhur own price; and you have now, pronounced, them- woftli as> much asl pald for them, and have bought' them, in turn, of me. , Really, sir, Ip la' a' legitimate..tiausaction... If you don’t think so, you can consult some legal friend.. Good evening, sir,’ . ■t . And the well dressed gentleman Went away, leaving our venerable stable-keep; er, sorely puzzled over thls-uew problem. Jerry had flattered himself that ho was thoroughly posted In all sorts of equine mysteries; hut, certainty this .was‘en tirely a new Idea. — N. Y. Ledger. - ■ affi“ There is a story ofa'n'old hunter, whocame into Chicago overlay, andjaf terwaudorlngaboutfor a while, looking at the public buildings and other , iip proveme'nts, got into a chat wltn one of the Inhabftonts. ln thd' course of which he mentioned,to him. that he, had qdco had.a,chance to,buy all the.'ground that the city was built upoii for, a pair. of j old boots', ‘And why didn’t you buy ;lt?' •Well, I hadn’t the boots Just then/ was the old man’s palm,reply.-, JK2K A aix-yeat 61 dboy was asked by. bis teaqhCrtCWr I tea.composition ohitne subject of water, and following Is; the production: ’Water is good to drink/ to swim In, and toßkato ou wheu froson,— . When, I \yas. a llule.bahy, the nurse Used to bathe m'e evefy:mornlng In water. I have been told that .tbeMnJohe’dCn’t I wash themselves once ih ten .years’ .1 I Wish I was aulqlun. \ ~i ■ ■ :i r..vv 4 VOLi 9 said a sheriff ,to"a culprit.on the“gallows. ‘Yea,’ was theprompt reply‘ljut if you have •no objections, I’d, rather; see the show a little longer;.’ ■ •., ’ —Dr. H.inohoUff, Bishop of Petersbo- - rough, had much ready-wit, and was ex tremely apt at checking those who-were fond of cavilling at the meanlng'.of dif ferent texts of Scripture. Qn.being ask ed one day what was to he understood by the expression IHe clothed himself with curses as with a garment P. T h'e olearest thing in, the world,’ replied, the (doctor ; ' ,the man;had of swearing.’ —‘The -Editor of the Wuicangia Ban ner Buys' ‘Wednesday's inall brought to us a letter addressed‘Bev.,’ another the /Hon;,’ another *CoJ. v ‘ dee ‘Mr.,’ and the last ‘Esq.’ On the way to dinner we ac cidentally stepped on a woman’s trail,' and she addressedus thus : ‘You brute,’ philoaophle lndiflcMnoe todeatb- -in olh-. erg. Inoneof his, battles; a battalion of veterans having taken to their heels, he galloped after-them. bawllhg bat, ‘Why do you run away. you bld hlaokguarda? Do you,want to Uve fqteYSf?' ' j ■ —An absent minded-youth astonished the company during the luli.lh a conver sation oulallooDing.'by the following: ‘Suppose ithhould happan that Hr. Green be carried away In his. balloon so far from hence ak to have todescendon some Inhabited Island, how It Would, surprise the natives!’ . ■ t 'r—rA little youngs ter/two and 'i-half years,-who had heard somecompialnt la ;tbe family about pegs In! Shoes hurting the feet. npproaohed hls’mQtbßr tho‘oth er .day, witublsfln gCrdn hla lnoUth, and says t ‘Hammarine dotpegS tumralng in my moufapd dey hurt me.’ And sure enough the:little'fellow was cutting two or three nice’teeth! * v , VA Ohlcagp reporler who attended a eprlugbpeblngofafashlonablemillinery, . says of it : ‘Aoabbageloaf trimmed with three red peppers, and a dried cherry soHa-fdr &So. ?It is called ajopltoy; has • one great‘ad vantage—can be eaten as a salad when the season changes, ; One . cotriposedof three sighs owa bft'ofptnk*;, coloredjf&g'WssConeidetedohjap at<63,, ••• —ln onoot Cooper's nbvela boourij thC ; foltowWg/PMwegei fHe'dlsroounted In’t fr&nt of thehousaand tlod/.hls.hprseto -alargelbcost.’ AFfCnOhauthorj IntVans fating this passage/ renders Itthus:’ ‘He deaceuded/rom hls horse in front of the qhatoauaudtled hlpi to algr*e grass hop. nor/ I vlN^^tiieing. ADVKKTiaxiiit«tij will bemoaned at Tim oil! per Una fmr the .flirt. Insertion. dvr ci-tii per Una tor each mbteqneni inxenlun. ijimr terly half-yearly, and yearly adseril.ejoei.la fa crtod at a liberal reduction on tSb abure tales. .Advertlaemenlg appuMbe accompanied by. the OABHi Whim sent without any length ol time specinbd for publication, they wUI be continued mull ordered ootend charged accordingly. add every olh er deearlptlpnof Joaifld CUUU> Printing. ODDS AND SEBUM, -■ ;4rSnPe ;Obre‘for, !pjHc#seoi«wlrßlne oures. ‘ V- —What soup would cannibals prefer? the ‘broth of a boy.’ A , . ■ —Ladles wear corsets from instinct—a natural love for being squeezed. —According'to Artemng Ward there are two things for which we are never quite prepared—namely, twins —On the 29th nit, Mr. William Wil liams to Miss. Lizzie Williams, both of Wllllamstowu/ ' ' V ■•' ‘For further particulars see small bills’’ —‘Not guilty, 'sal cJandmahajury, ‘but if the prisoner is smart hd will'leave the territory bofore'nlght'.’ -'He left v —‘l Won’t; pay for steaks as tough as these,’ said an angry boarder: ‘no law can compel me—they’re hot legal tender.’ —Aneditorln Maine Is ld it would melt.’ —The printer'who kissed his sweet heart, saying ;'please,,.exohange,’ is be lieved not to have.exceeded the,‘liberty of the preas.’ ; ■ ' “•‘f‘ %.• .***■. isiaja, .= • ' T-What pkjt jra.-^, --'., '■s r-A bachelor editor, wbo hjgda pretty .unmarried slater, lately wrpteto another editor similarly rclrohmstancedii‘Please exchange.’ ‘ ' '' " ' . —The following ip probably the worst conundrum ever perpetrated .' (Why is a dog's tail like- an. olaman ? Because it Is Infirm. . —‘What would yon : be, dearest; 1 ' said Walter to hla sweetheart, ‘lf l was to press.the seal of love upon thoae seallug waxlips ?’ l ohould bo stationary.’ Of all the devils under theisklesv Dovilswloked,anddevlla Wise, Davllashort, and'devils tall; 1 , A pretty woman with laughing eyes, Is the greatest devil of them all. •. —A gentleman, on heating a lad; praise the .eyes of a certain minister, 1 Wrote the following: I cannotpraiso the doctor’s eyes, X never saw.his glance divine,' For when be prays heshutshiaeyes, And when he preocheahe shuts mine. —A QuaUerln Bloomlngton, Indiana, who observed his wifelooklngXD. at ulie kitchen door while he. was embrneliig the servant girl, thus addressed*, her: ’Betsy,.thee had better quit peeping, or thee' will cause a disturbance in the fam ily.’ ■ —A well known author hung up bis stocking In Jest last Christmas. eve, and his wife, very much In'earnest,, put a ba by In; It; : whereupon the anther Said : ‘My dear, darn that stocking.’ . —A batctielpr uses the following mod ification of a hackneyed phrase Incou graiulatlngahewly, married friend; .‘f Wlshtyon mnoh jriw.’ " 1 ‘ V— Sambo In ppeairinjg oftbehripjpiness of married people, sa(d: r, dat ar’-’pends altogedder ho.w dey enjoys: damsel yes.'' ' —‘The dearest,spot oh earth -is home,’ ■the; song being believed-. Mr., Peggett : says it’s,true— costa'him twice as much a» any other spot- 1 ruins, In fact, a $lOO spot 'every month; .'■'■'v-m '—A gentleman rode up.to a public house in the country and asked, ‘ Who Is the master of this .house?.’ ‘I am.-air, replied the landlord; ‘my wife has been dead about three weeks.’ ; . —Au old lady being asked by ber-niih- Ister what she thought of the'docti hie of ‘total depravity ,’repliedthatshethought It a very good doctrinelf mon would on ly live up to.lt. ■ . , . , . T ■ j -—Eliza Emery warns all the, girls lu ■ the South and West to look put for -her gay',' deceiving, run-away ’ husbimd; Da vid.. She says' that he has cruelly loft her, and told the "folks' when he started that ho Was-going, mutfy sVesf to' preach universal salvation arid.marry a Hoosler. Eliza thinks he,may be easily ,kiiown, and to provp It says: “David baa a scar . on hls nose where I scratched it,' ■ . ‘This. all a. fleeting show/