' *s: Uolumcn $ : h‘ :> PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING BRATTON & KENNICDY. omCE-SODIU ffIABKEX SQUARE. » 'TeßM«:—*two Dollars pir-yoar if paid strictly •V advance; Two Dollars aud fifty Ceuta 11 palu three mouths; niter which Three Dollars be churned. These terms will be rigidly ad- to In every instance, No subscription dls- until all arrearages are paid, unless at :':-^%iieoption ul the Editon I-- AJtoteaaumal etatoa. j'iX. i% tiUMttica. i ’ yv* l ;, * . & PARKliii, - ATTORNEYS AT LA W. ,v ,; 0Oc« on Mom tjuoet, In Marlou Hall, oar lisle. Feu —. . 4>erf. 'H, IB. E. AIAUI.AUUm^ixN, ATTOR- Caw. Office In Building formerly upied by Volunteer, a few doom South of W et , Bel's Hotel. Deo. 1.1«W5. 3\a e. eeetzhoover, attokk ky p « Ailu Counselor at LaW, Carlisle, rtuux aice on South Hanover street, opposite Renta s V: Store. By special arrangement with the i ateni office, attends to securing Patent Rights. Deo. i. l«a&. / i .HERMAN UOE'i'Z, **AtTOMNEY AO. LAW, NBWVILLB, PENN’A. Patents, Pensions and otlior claims attended to. . May !», ltw«. IOHN R. MLL.LER, Attorney at ,•1 Law. Office m w euol’a Bunding, opposite tuo Court House, Vartute, ito. Nov. 14, lain. ' Me. HERMAN, ATTORNEY AT Law. OtUeelu Buoom’a Hull Uuildlou, In tOe tour Jr the Court Houao, next door to tlio Hot **ia” Ofll«e, Carlisle, Leuua. Leo. 1. l*fi. WM. J. SHEARER, ATTUBNEY AND COUN3ELLOU AT LAW, UttS USUIOVCd llitt omco to too Hilbert, unoccupied room to too 1, orth Hoot coruor of too Court House. . Juu. a>. ’no—lv tit KENNEDY, Attorney at Law VV . Carlisle. Pouuu, OUICO OttlUO US tout o Bib •■American Volunteer," Booth aide of the Full lotiuuare. Leo. I 1 m I I KITED STATES CLAIM . AND MEAL ESTA'JiE AGENCY! 1 WM. B. BUTLKK, ATTWUNKY AT LAW, , Offlceln2dStoryof luuuiTßLuuamg, No.SSoutb ' Huiiover tSLreet, Carlisle, coiiibenuud cuuuiy, **Peusiona, bounties. Bade Pay. &e„ promptly °AppUeatlonB by mull, will receive Immediate ■ “ Purtleuliiruttoutlon ijlvou to the selling • or rout : , lug of Beal Estate, lu lowu or country. Hi ml let iern of luqairy, pluuae euuluse posiufo stamp. July 11. iWSi— if • I \R. UEORUE B. BEARiUHT, Den- Btruel, three doors below Uediord « umsie, I'eiiuu. iiee. 1. gjats ant ittaps. AIUU V OF ALL TUB NEW WXSPEIt STYLES OF HATS A H D CAPS. The subscriber hue Just opened ui i\o. lo■ xWJJ Jianuver tilrttl. a low Uuors iNui lli ul tho un lisle Deposit luma, one of Ibo largest aud best atocits oriiATaana OAKS evor oiluied iu Carlisle. Hint Hale, Cassimero ol all styles aud qualities, Bud' Brims. diflirent colors, aud every desc-ip Bluutly uu baud aud made to oruer, ali warrant ed to liivesuuslactiou. A full assortment of MJSN’B, ... . BOY’S, AND V' CHILDREN'S. HATS. •; l hav® also added to my Stock, nououb oi differ A.SIu“uKWIiIS"a STOCKINGS. - /, > JVec/c lien. Hwfpendtrs, •—' > Collars. Clouts, ■u'-J Thread, Ikwiwßilk, Umbrella., te W', PRIME SEU4-RS AND TOBACCO ALWAYS ON HAND. Give me a call, aud examine my slock as 1 fool uouflduut. of pleasing all, besides saving you mo nuy' JOHN A. KELLEU, A{/?ni, No. 16North Hanover bireet. Dec, o.l*oB 1 AND CAPS ! 1)0 YOU WANT A NICK HAT OR CAT V If bo, Don’t Kaiij to Call on J. G. 0 A L I< 1 O , NO. 20, WESI MAIN UTItKET, ■Where ©an be aeeu Hie ilueal assorimoui of HATS AN D CAPS ortr brought toJOarllale. He takes great pleas- STlu Inviting bis old friends uni customers, atut Mil new ones. to hia spieudm aiocit just to- Sft?d ftom 8?w Vork and Philadelphia, con ,I“UUB AN doabsimerb hats besides uu endless vunoiy til Hula ana Caps p the luteal style, all ol wliiol* be will tell ui tb Koii wa Also. bw own man mactm of Hate always ou baud, and HATS MANUFACTURED TO ORDER. Ha am the osst arrangement for coloring Hals andifflkmdsof Woolen Gouda, overcome, ao., a the shortest notice pis be colors every week) and on tb© moat reasonable terms. ;Alao, a line lot oj choice brands of TOBACCO AND CIGARS always on hand. He desires to call tbe attention to persons wUtjhaw yp r to sell, as he pays the highest cash prices for the ** cure I heir patient* Boould try thin mediolno before they the SSfMm know very many vn unhle ll e* .bave been saved by being ponmid-d to give itn “DfiN’T DESPAIR because all other remedies have failed, battry this, and you will not bo dt t C Th?iropnclora of this valuable BAtls AM take pleasure in calling It to the attention °* : u . .oln«dealers, desiring tha* they usuppb of It, and tecommend It to their afflicted patrons and friends. IT WILL CURE WHEN ALL OTH EBB FAIL. TiTWPinTrONd ACCOMPANY EACH BOTTLE* XXTHY NOT MAKE MONEY WITH W OUR STENCIL aNDKEY CHECK OUI - Bulling novolundttllra-tlvoftrtloles. 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Bibles Silver-Plated Wore, Cut* Jery, leather, and German Goods of every de scription Ac. ’Jhebo articles to bo sold at Ibo uniform price of ONE DOLLAR EACH, and not to be paid for until you know what you are to receive. The most popular and economical method of doing business in the country. The goods we have for sale are described on printed slips, and will bo sent to any address at the rule ot ten .cents each, to pay ..for postage, print ug &c. It is men ut the option of holders whether they will send one dollar for the article or not By patronizing this sale you have a chance to exchange your goods, should the article men tioned ou the printed slip not bo desired. The smallest articles sold lor one dollar can be exchanged forSilvor-Bluted.llvo-boitled Revolv ing Castor, oryout choice ol a large variety of oihor Articles upon Exchange L si, comprising over 250 articles, not one of wmch could be bought at any rtvali country store for ueariy double the amount. THUMB TO AGENTS, Wo send as commission to Agents: FOH A CLUB OF THIRTY, AND 53,00 oneof the following articles: aMuakt,Bhot-Qan, «.r Austrian Hide, 20 Yards Cotton, Lady’s Fancy Square Wool bhawl, Lancaster Quilt Accord e un, Hut of Steel Bladed Knives and Forks. Violin and Bow.Faney Dress Pattern, Fair Ludles’ex tru quality Cloth Roots,one dozen large size Lin en'iowels, Aibutnbra Quilt, Honeycomb Quilt, Cottage Clock, Wluiu Wool Blanket, iliteeu yds. best quality Print, twelve yards Lciuiue, one dor. Linen Dinner Napkins, &c. FOR A CLUB OF SIXTY AND €OOO, • one of the following articles; Revolver, Shot- Gun, or Springfield Rifle, 42 Yards sheeting, Fair Honeycorao Quilts, Cylinder Watch, 4 yards dounie Width Waterproof Cloaking, Lady’s Double Who! f'huwl. Lancaster Quill, Alpacca Dress pattern. Engraved Silver-Foiled Hlx-Bot ,led Castor,set 01 Ivory-Um died Knives, with Silver-Fluted Forks, Fair of all-Wool Blankets, Pair of Alhimibra Quilts, 3-i yards Fruit, or a Mu sullies Quilt, Duuolo bight-keyed Accurde on. Webster’s National Pictorial Dictionary ;tiun engravings, UOO pages,) 3*4 yards Doeskin lor suit, &c. FOR A CLUB OF ONE HUNDRED, AND SlO 00, Double Barrel Shot Oun, Rlflo Cane, or Sharp's Rifle, U 5 yards sheeting. Fancy cussimere Coal, Pauls mid VestPulteru (extra qiialliyjHpJendid Rose Blankets, Fancy Plaid Wool LongMiawl. 25 yards Hemp Carpelllng,splendid Violin and How, Splendid Alpaaeca Diesa inttern, Silver Hunting-Cased Watch, Single Barrel shot nun, Sharp’s Revolver, one pair flue damask Tanle (’overs, with a dozen dinner Napkins to match. Woicesler s Illustrated Unubrloged Dictionary, iISOU paces.)&c * jjc srhoi additional list of commissions, see Ciiculnr. Cbmm xdons/or Larger Club* in Proportion. “■ Agents will please take not Ice of this. Do not send names, but number y our clu h from one upward. Make your letters short and plain ns possible. TAKE .PARTICULAR NOTICE OF THIS: UIT-Be sure and send money In ALL CASKS by REGISTERED LETTER, which can be sentfrom iinv Post Ofllce, Tins way ot sending money Is preferred to any iither method whatever. Wo cannot bo responsible for money lost, un less some precautions are tnaen tolusaro Its safe >y. SEND FOR CIRCULARS. Send your 'address In lull, Town, county, and blUte ' C. S. THOMPSON & CO. 13(J FEDERAL STREET, Boston, Mass. April 13,1809 —It WE ABE COMING Cil; rest'd *Mofdtat«o AH Caput, tft SmlUJUnCluVa Oa«,of Dlf’l failtoiWhtUwitbiinia.] ONCE MORE WITH A NEW SPUING STOCK IN OURGUEAT ONE DOLLAR SAL’S OF DRY AND' FANCY GOODS, CUTLERY & c . , Ac. PREMIUM BATES OF SHEETING For Club Thirty, 21 J" 1 ! 8 ' h >• Hlxtv. 42 d«. sheellni-. “ " One Hundred. G 5 Yds. Bb» cling. All other premiums in same ratio. /enlarged Lx change Lis', with now and useful a tides. See new Circular and sample, otnt to any address free. IST i-leoso send your money by r p £ ipt ere d l® lter * Address to J. S. HAW Eb CC., 128 & 130 Federal Street, Boston, Mass. P. o. Box a April 15. IhOO-Ot ’ AGENTS WANTED FOR TTTB BLUE-COATS Jlu U.. ou> ottti ft/ui/h uua ji-r lt f L/ '' ,u,l> tceueaand JnciacnU m the oruit JicUUion. Comprising initiatives of Personal Adventure, ThSmng Im-ldenu*. Daring Exploits Heroic Deeds, wuudei ful Escapes. Ufo iu lh« '-“J 1 P; Meld and Hospital. AUveniutea of bphs ai d Scums, with Um bongs, Bhlluos. Anecdotes and . Humorous Incidents of ti.o W ar. It coulali s over one thousand fine Engravings, and Is the spiciest and idteapest war liooU pub iHhml price only »2 So per copy. „ bend lot oir cvmus’uml sec our terms, anil full dcacriptlim of So woTk Address NATIONAL PUBLI aHIM* OU Philadelphia, Pa. April 15, I ball—it OAIN KILLER—Cures Sure Tlirout. a Fuvorhe Medicine with all claases Is Davis' If you havVcaiuter’s rollc. Use the Pain Killer. 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Agents wanted fob the alum's AND HECHKTS ol' THE NA „ , u :IAL CAPITOL.— I The mostsuii fling. lustiac tive. and eiileiiuiuiug book of the day. Send lor circulars, and see our terms. Adore** I .a. iruo* Ushlug Co,, No, 411, Broom street, New uora April 16, IMA—It i^rilcaJL A PRATLR. BT MATTIIKW ARNOLD. Thou, who dost dwell alone— Than, who dost know thine own— Thou, to whom all are known, From the crodle to the grave— Save, O save 1 From the world's temptation From tribulations; From that fierce anguish Wherein we languish; From that torpor deep Wherein we lie asleep. Heavy as death, cold ns thogVave— Save, O Save I When the soul, growing clearer. Sees God no nearer; When the soul, mounting higher, To God comes no nlgher; But the arch-fiend Pride Mounts at her side, Foiling her high emprise, Seal In g h er en gl e ey es; And when we fain would soar, Makes idols to adore; Changing the pure emotion Of her high devotion To a sUln-deepsenso Ofherown eloquence; Strong to deceive, strong to enslave— Save, O save! From the Ingrained fashion Of this earthly nature, That mars Thy creature; From grl«?f. that Is but passion; From mirth, that Is but fcgnlng; From tears, that bring no healing; From wild and weak complaining: Thluo old strength revealing— Save.Osavel From doubt, where all is double, Where wise iren are not strong; Where comfort turns to trouble, WhercJiiKimen suffer wrong; Where sorrow treads onjoy; Where sweet things soonest cloy 5 Where faiths are built on dust,- Whore love is half mistrust, Hungry, and barren, and sharp os the sea— O.set ua free! O, let this false dream fly, Where our sick souls do He Tossing continually, O, where thy voice doth come Let all doubts be dumb; Let all words be mild ; All strifes reconciled; All pains beguiled. Llghi bring no blindness, . Love no unkindness, Knowledge no ruin, Fear no undoing. From the cradle to the grave— bave.O save! celifireitautan%. X NIGHT in a storm. It waa a private pai ior nf a hotel in the ncovlneea. Two men nut at a well-spread hienklnst talilo. The younger had Just pnahed hack from the table with an Im patient movement. >• No ” he aalil abruptly. “ I cannot eat, I cannot drink. If X believed in presentiments, I should say I felt n warning of something diaagreeable. if not horrible.” , „ , . • • Well, then, my dear nephea said (lie elder, " aa you do not believe in such things why not make yourself corn for table, and enjoy vonr brcaktaat? "ion are not to atari until to-morrow, any way, you know.” The voting man arose from Ins seat anti walked tc the window, throwing It open and looking out Into the frost ,\, hiilliant attnahlne. y The air was m'en-e -ty cohl anil reddened his cheeks instant ly He drew in Ida head, saying : x S |,„|l start this morning. There a going to be a atorm. ami I must go. Will you accompany me to the station c lue train alatta in an hour." The iineleahivered.nnd drew hlsdresa ing gown closer. o N „oi he saitl, “T il not leave the house unless I’m obliged to. T did not leave England to get rozen by a Cana diatt winter. I did not know you were ao-pentlnieiitally foolish. Alice will not thank von for coming a day sooner. Wo men don't like a bridegroom around witen tlte wedding preparations are going mi.no mutter how much in love they are Take tnv advice and stay here until the lime appointed for you to start." Robert the vwinjr man addressed, listen vA with l»tre civlliiv to his companion s What was **uch advice in com parison with the u»pent cries of his wiude nature? He had left England ihree weeks I elore to claim the woman of • is choice, who hart Iv-en three weeks in Montreal, whither she had emigrated with her paroi-ts. carrying,with her the mve and piomlse of one in whom site D - lieved with utter devotion. RuHsell’s uncle and adopted fattier had accompanied liitn, anti now ant smiling •it tlie impatience, and whim* of youth. "There la a atorm In tlte air in spite of litis sunlight,” Russell said, still stand ing by tlte window. " I should not en joy being blockaded in by anow on my ■!°o r proh„hly not; hut yon might as well expect It in litis climate.’’ • Well, I shall take Alice back to' Eng land ns soon ns possible," Russell said, with his hand on tlie door. " Good-bye, uncle, then, good-bye-” Bussell waa soon speeding from me low n, his eyes looking eagerly forward over the vast stretches of snow, as -if he would outstrip even tiio steam which bore him. He waa not half through his journey by rail when from the west, where it had lingered throughout llie-nnny morning, rose the flinisy, while veil that is the veil of snow. Weather-wise people looked out i f the car windows, atm shook their heads, saying: ' “Tills will lie a hard one. It's jnstn year ago since the horrible storm that blockaded this train.” Russell, looking, felt his fare grow pallid in spile of his hopes, his youthful enenrv. He did not fear the storm while in th« cars; he knew 1 hey would net to their destination before the alorm would be sufficiently advanced to retard, them much. But he remembered the twenty miles he must go in a cutter after the mat station ; lor Alice wailed for him at the residence of a relative beyond Mon treal. Her aunt had persuaded her to have the marriage there, where wealth could give its ' glow to the ceremony, and what girl could re sist such an invitation? “Ifahe were only in Montreal.” mur mured Bussell, and the Arid few flakes began to drift slowly downward. , Moon tile air was Ailed with flue, sharp particles. It gr-w colder Instead of warmer—or apparently so, fjrtbe wind rose ami whirled the snow fiercely. It had snowed two hours when-Bussell alighted at tire station in Montreal. It was already dark, save that the gloom was mitigated hy a full moon. He was half benumbed by cold and si tine so long, hut he could not wait, Ken- Bun told him he was a day early, and might easily stay m the city until to morrow ; hut some feverlsn, nmrotu 'haste-urgedhim-on-j-UAvaw-lmposslbleJoJL him to rest quiet •« moment. . He stood a lew moments by tne bright lire in ihe waii4ng-room. Then he de cided to go to the house occupied by Al ice’s parents. . . . ... Arriving at the house, he learned with dismay that Alice had left two or three hours previously. Oppressed with fear ful forebodings, he hurried on U king [he road w hich his servant supposed her driver had selected. As he emerged In to Ihe open count-y. the runueis of the cullersanU deep In the snow, riiehorMfS siruggiOd desperately through the drifts, CARLISLE, PA., THDRSDAY, APRIL 29, 1869. while the blinding storm and benumb ing cold almost overpowered him. Tin arouse himself from the lethargy which ho felt was the precursor of death, he stepped out of the sleigh and plodded on beside It- For hours. It peem«d to him, lie traveled, alternately walk'ngand rid ing, the animals he drove being almost exhausted. Suddenly, with a snort of surprise or alarm, his horses stopped and threw up their heads, their eyes starting in their sockets, at something indistinct in the gloom ahead. „ 4I . .. There is something infecting in the alarm of an animal, and Russell felt his cheeks pale as he moved slowly forward leaving the horses standing there. A shudder like the first chill of an im pending doom shook the young manias ho came upon a cutler overturned in the snow. He was close to It before he could.make out what it was. There were no horses attached —that he saw at u glance—hut the tugs, cut short off. were fasten* d there. * The snow hftd blown away from one side of lh« sleigh while the ot‘>er side was deeply Imbedded,-- He leaped on the runner, and hurriedly pulled tiiebuffalorobeaaway.nfear coming up n him such as ho had never known before. ... At last.it seemed to him so long, though It was hardly a moment, In that snowy moonshine he saw the pallad face of a woman lying motionless among her With a surpressed cry he lifted that beautiful form to bis shoulder, and sat down on ti e cutter, bending his lips to the ones that could not respond to his caress. And yet she was not dead—a faint breath Just sighed across ids cheek. Was It Urns he had thought to greet his promised wife? He could not think —he knew nothing but that he had found •Alice, and his whole being rose to the re. solve that be would save her, that neith er snow n< r Ice, norcold should take her fr« m him. B»u- was his, and he claimed her, despite everything. But he could not linger there; he must be moving on, (bough ever so slowly- He bore Ins burden to his own cutter, taking with him the furs that could not save her alter that fearful sleep had be gun. His horses walked on airuin they needed nogubllng—they could hud their way better than man could dbect. Anything hut intense love would have despaired In tnat tempest of snow, with that pitiless wind freezing across the earth, rising no g ow ou the blue, unite face against his own. He loughly, chafed with snow her hands and face, but lie soon saw that several measures must be tried ; that the lethargy was too deep. She dimly felt the tierce friction, for she moaned and seemed to shrink fmm It; a wordless re quest to be ielt alone. Russell had forgotten the cold for him self ; the sin w swept by him unheeded. Again he lifted her In hU arms and step ped out into the show, letting her stand beside him, then trying to make her tight her way on, knowing that If she could once be aroused she was saved. At lirat she fell down hopeless'y, i-ank down Inanimately, with no wish to stir. But In a moment his ceaseless effors had some effect, and he could compel her to use her muscles slightly, though her head dropped in an unknowing stupor. Russell felt that be nud never suffered before. He thought the pain and sor rows of all his life were crowded Into that one night. By slow degrees, almost hopelessly slow, consciousness and hor rible suffering letumed. His face was pale anil sick, as he knew the agonies site enduied. But pain wan Ihe signal of life, ami not now would he despa r. ... At hist she looked at him with recog nizing eyes, mid when everything hud fulled love reached the fountain of crlm* s 01, and sent a wuveof Us red to her face. Weak, sulletlng, she reclined upon Ins arm, unable to move or to speak. Could lie keep Ihe life he had s-.ved through a much longer journey? When he lelt Iheeliy there were a few houses scattered by the roadside for two or three miles. The dim glimmer ol their lights lie hud seen ; Ini' since then lie hud noticed nothing—lt was a waste through which he was riding, with no lamp of hope held out.'o him. And the delicate girl, but lia.f resuscitated, her th iitgl t—oh, how malty miles belore half hour passed, ami through Bus sell's brave soul had already darted the tim doubt, human endurance could not Inst forever, and it was more than he could do to pteservo tin- feeble life he hail recalled. In anolher half hour Ice and cold might conquer him. He would die with tier; he could not live when that lenr face was beneath the sod. A quarter of a mile further on, and he inw through the storm a dark object by ihe roadside. It was a building of some kind, and it could, shelter them. He mined hi-, horses' heads Unit way, and plunged through the snow to the d-or. - There was tin door. It was a dismantled tog hill, with Us door gone, unit Us one little window liro..en out. But it was belter than Hie fury without, and in an other five minutes Alice was sheltered from Ihe wind. With painful and pa limit fumbling he succeeded In fasten tin' the buffalo skill in front nl tlie door wav, Unis forming an insufficient barn tr." Then lie drew from ids pocket his cigar e; s • and his mate-het, and lighting on of the latter, looked eagerly round I lie room in the flickering light. 1 hat glance told him that there was an Im mense fire phi -e at one side of tl e hut. ami n divine light streamed into his soul had dragged his cutler to the house, Ihe runner had grated over Uie top rail of a fence, mid the unseen post had nearly upset the cutter. The white-flngered fair faced English, mail worked with a power that was more like furv, and when at last a ruddy blaze flew np lhe broad chimney, tears ol toy actuary Co-Bl from h’a <->es. ExbuUHleil, happy, lie knelt at Hie teet of Alice, and wi h Mb face In ber hands. Willi Hint reviving warmth came a Id- Hoof strength to her weary soul. Stic leaned forward wllhgarnlle upon her lips, and tears in her eyes, and murmured : “ It was H-aven itself who sent you ' ,P Tw?"hm*s Inter, a gray dawn was strucclinir through the clouds; a broad Stilt) of blue encircled the west; Un wind moaned in lower tones. The old hut was golden with the wood fire it threw radiance over tile two horsqph.it had been led in. and stood mild and gfii'eful in a corner, staring at the fire. Renovated, though weak with » happi ness h. vond words, warm io heart, Al- I ice Maleom greeted her wedding-day. I 4h P had told her story to Robert—the Story of her desertion In the snow. As the storm had come on more furiously, tier driver whom she believed trustwni thy, announced his intention of return "'she had discovered that he was In a semi intoxicated stale, hut she relied to return, and he would not go a step fur ther. anil had put the traces, and mount ing one of the horses, left her to berlate. She did not know, when si e "Pok®- that a mile back, within a few miles of the cltv, he lay frozen to death, the ed dying snow drifting over his body. He had found a fate which bis mistress had through a vlata of 'happy years, looked Ru-sell rtnd his wife to that night of horror In Canada, when peril revealed to them the depth of their de votion—the infinitude of their love. B3T An od gentl man in Nashville, pile cd li s son nut of the window while suflerihg from nightmare. Brigham Young says his must he a **,l »1 poor religion If U wou i btund one railroad-” trSf- An old bachelor suggests that hirtimsliould ha published under the head of “ new music.' 1 A. BAVKWOOIM STOUT. None bat the bmvo deserve the fair." Nellie Benson was the belle of the set tlement. iShe had never Been a city In her life —not even a village, unless tlie siores at the cross mads, and the black smith shop, and tho lot' cburon, and school-house which kept It company, might be called one. Bhe was a beauty and a blonde—not of the negative, albino type, alike charac terless and bloodless, but with a complex ion rudlent with life, and which seemed to have borrowed a tinge from her wavy, luxuriant tresses; jrizzled sunbeams, Hill Elkins said they were, but you will make allowance for Bill when you come to know him belter. Golden,you might have ventured to call them; but hud you presumed to have called them reef, it would have taken at least a dozen pre liminary tights to have decided to whom belonged the right, to -ay nothing of tho honor of chastising your insolence. By the lime Nellie was sixteen, every stripling In the settlement old enough to be trusted to go hunting by hlmsell ei ther was or hud been In love with her. No, there was one exception. Bill El kins had escape 1 the .general contagion. His lime wusso fully taken up in making fun of the others, that he hud none ielt for anything serious on private account. Which of all her admirers Nellie liked best was « secret w*dch if she knew it, she had never divulged, even to herself. George Westbrook was son of a gentleman who hud sought with the remnant of his fortune, a home for him sell and family on tho Western frontier Mr. Westbrook hud lost his life In a ties perule encounter between the settlers and Indians, some years before the com mencement of our story, leuvl..g his wife and son no other provision than the tract of land ho had purchased, most of which is covered b> tho finest. Loft self-dependent at an ago thus ear ly, the.natural energy of George’s elm-- acter seemed ai once to spring iilto full development. With the aid of an occa sional helping hand, and hie mother’s judicious counsel, he had been able not only to support himsell and her, but lo supply their humble home with many a simple comfort unknown to many ol tnetr wealthier nelghbois. He had found time besides.tocontinue thestudles he hud begun under ids lather's guidance, amt nud ina te himself a better scholar, and was lar belier informed, Ilian hundreds of those whose acquirements are vouch ed lor in burbarious Emin, on college sheepskin. Wo would do him Injustice not lo add that be was him Isome enough to (ill bis mother’s heart with pride, and to have caused those of nls companions to burst with envy, hud they suspected him lliesli blest inclination for Ncl.ie. But tlie two had been so reserved in em-n otiier's presence us to convey an ioiple.- sion that tlie feeling between them was one of indifference. This opinion Bill Elkins,who was it great trioud ol George, took pains, for some unaccountable r* a*, sou, lo strengthen—at the same lime, m strict contideiiee, lipping himsell a wink ol inward satisfaction. Kelly was a ’frequent visitor of Mrs, Westbrook's. That lady bad been her ,l ea ,| mother's dearest friend,and. loher, with something akin to filial trust, her. craving heart had turned lii-tho liourol sorrow, and hud not been sent empty away The motherless girl sought anil received a mother's advice and sympathy from her mother’s friend, and scarce a day passed hut she found herself in need of one or the other. George and Nellie of o mrse saw much of each, of,er. In their earlier years they plated and lead story-books togeth er mid sometimes lell out, as chi dreu will As they grew older, I hev became lest familiar; feeling they thought, a sort of a brotlieily and s -n-r Iv attachment one for the other; hn a lielthcr had ever hud a brother or s 0.. thev were possibly tint very well quulin ed to form an opinion. Brothers ami sister- as a general rule, are mu used i" be distant, or to grow embarrassed in eacli nlber's presence, or to blush when observed hy others. But may bo these two were mi exception. What brought so elegant and refined young gentleman as Mr. Clarence Hniil ingdnii—permit us to introduce him with our blandest bow—so fur beyond the pule of civilization, wo Imvn ttime just now to inquire. It wasn't t;. buy land-be hadn’t tha' si r of spei uhdlo i in his eye; It was probably to kill a few butlulo, or sculp a few Indians, just lor unm ement. At all events be came armi dam accoutr ed in a manner tlml amazed Hie oldest tinnier, and filled Bill Elkina with ad mlßdUnok Stock in the young stranger extensively, mid soon talked him up a reputation which Daniel Boone himsell would have found it ilillbmit In sustain- It was wonderful, lie said, how much a man could learn from tool s Why, 'I r. Huntingdon knew all t.hn t game, even to the heat inellv'dsof coining It; and a.- • II- Indians, bless your soul, il lie was iniadoimryin disguise lie uuuldn't know them better. . ~ , . „ , tl A handsome person-and polished man tiers set elf liy engaging c-nnyernulmnal powers—advantages which Mr. Hunting don was by no means backward In dis playing—anon made him a general favo rile With the forest luir. Your tastes, lifter all. my vonng hoarding so mm friend, are not very different from tho.-e of your even Mister. A nice young man will be admired, and perhaps, as readily in a buck node cabin us in a Filth Ave nue mansion. , , . It was not until hl» fume had beim con tdderubly noised about, that lidl E.knis found an opportunity of introducing li.ih friend tothe*‘ bcdle ” Theacquuiniai.ee seemed mutually agreeable, and vyas ul forwards followed up with a persistency on the part, of the gentleman, that made (Jeorire Westbrook, all things considered, fell h great deal more like a man, th.m i brother. , ...... I ij ive may come hy degrees, but its m | covery is apt to be sudden. Jt was n 1 dll he saw its object the pleased recu entof another's attentions, thal Ueorge hail the slightest suspicion of the Mate of his own heart. Ami then it was no suspicion ; It was certainly revealed as. sought the flrst opportunity to make known his discovery lo the person immediately concerned, ten to one it would have led to un eq -ally sudden dis covery on her pa t. B.t h hud not suf ficient experience for that, ami was, with* al, too proud. He saw another, as he supposed, preferred lo lilmHelf, and felt Irritated besides, us ho reflected how un favorably his own uwkwar l and discon certed manner must have compared with the self-possessed and gruceiul ease or the city top, the flrst and only ilme he met Mm In Nellie’s presence. Young Huntingdon bud b*eu morn than usually brilliant. Ho had talked nothings, ula true, hut he bud talked them well, so well that George was halt convinced that was where his strength lay, and once or twice had sought to turn ihe conversation in a different channel. Whether his efforts had been foiled by superior cleverness nr cool Impudence, was a question he found himself much perplexeo to decide. He more than sus pected he hud been ridiculed to his face, and before her’p. No wonder that the next meeting of George and Nellie enueu in a bluer qiqyrel, and a parting with out an explanation. The hunting excursion on which inn Elkina hud promised lo take Ins new ac quaintance was, by Bill’s advice, deferr- He bad lately seen signs of Indi ans la the forest and though he felt eve ry confidence in hit* own and his friend s prowess If anything should happen, it would certainly hurt somebody's heart, which would be very null to think of.— Tile bout was indefinitely postponed, and Mr Uuugtlngdoii became more par ticular tliau ever, in bis attentions to Nellie. , , „ One n'ght the younger people of the settlement bad uaseinh ed "U one of those occasions, which young people will ai- ways Aim) of getting together. Nellie Benson am) Clarence Huntingdon, as usual, were inseperuble; am) In more than one whimpering group the question was discussed, when .It was be. Among so many disappointed aspirants, the stranger's Hiicce*a might have proved a dangerous triumph, but each consoled his own chagrin by the satisfaction he ftdt at that of Ida neighbor, Mr. Benson’s house was more than two miles distant, and the houorof escorting Nellie home was awarded to Mr. Hun* tlngdon. The path lay through the den sest part of the forest, but the moon shone brightly, the lovers’ dreams are not of danger. As her attendant grow more than usu ally poetical. Nellie began to find him just a little tiresome, ami caught herself .wondering whether, after all. the slor-, ling good sense of George 1 Westbrook wasn’t a more desirable accomplishment limn the ability to talk nonsense in strict accordance with the rules of grammar. Whatever might have been the result of her reflection, she was startled from them by a horrible yell; and, at the same instant, a hideous savage, frightfully painted and brandishing his tomahawk,, sprang Into the open moonlight a- few feet In advance. Nellie convulsively clung to the arm .of her companion, who stood for a mo ment petrified with fright; ami then tearing himself away, and leaving the defenseless gl»I to her fate, fled for life with n speed of which soon curried him out of the leach of peril. As the savage utoope l over the form of the swomilng girl, be was sprung upon with u bound as -udden as bis own ; and with one hand George Westbrook seized him by the thro it, ami with the other hand snatched the tomahawk from his grasp, and raised it to strike. Before the blow hud lime to fait, the young man’s arm was arrested by an ex clamation, in a familiar voice: *‘Hang It, George, be careful I—don’t you see It's me ?” “ What! Bill Elkins 1” “ Don't you sec it la? Let me gol” “But 1 what Is the meaning of this? Your folly has killed her; and 11 It has— “ If it lias, you may finish up the joy you were hi such a hurry to begin just now. I only wanted to show whut a cowardly sneak that Hungllngdon was ami may be took a wrong way of doing it. Hut see—she’s coming to. Good nlt'lir. itn• (keep a sharp lookout for more Indians.” Hilt was off. Hunting never stopped until he reach cml the house from which hestar'ed. He was in the midst of a thrilling narrative ofalorrlhle hand 10-hund conflict with a band of blood-thirsty savages by whom Nellie Henson hail been carried off and himself overpowered, though ho had ll ally Hicceeded In cillting his way through a host of enemies, when Bill El kins in full paint and leathers, stalked in. and. as they say in Hamlet, stood and unfolded himself. Mr. Huntingdon did not stay nil night in that settlement* Nor did he ever come hack to take hie promised hunt with Hill. Poor fellow! his end was melancholy—he returned to the haunts ol civilization, and at an early age, filled a politician’s grave. ' If George Westbrook hndn’t saved Nellie’s life, he hud shown his readiness to do it, and the will was taken for tfce deed. They were married at last; nnd many, many years afterward, the writer of this went to school with their grand children. About i*rcHenlH. A liquor case is a good tiling to pre sent to the president of a temperance so ciety, us he will always he sure to keep )i cirefuUy where it won't b»* hurt, IVn-wlpers are a good article to pres ent to literary gentlemen, ay thev never have over a dozen or two sent them by lady admirers in the course of the year. To an old gentleman with false teeth a good tooth-pick is a neat and appropri- a'e present. ~ t For very small children It is well to l>uy freshly •painted toys? the sucking of the paint will afford them other plea sures besides those designed by the manufacturer* In buying anything for a gentleman who smokes, always select one of the Ingeniously impossible articles which „re to bo found In the fancy goods stores. Cigar-cases that are too abort for any brand of cigar; clgarbixes with springs which no human being b it the radesman is aide >« work; wonderful ct-ar-lights that are very difficult to ig nite, smell frightfully, and send a show ier «’f sparks over the clothing when you attemptto ex ingui*h them. For your washer-woman or bnot-tiinnk l )V i v sonic elegant trifle of Bric-a Brae; »t U ihelr affair it they haven’t got a mar ble mantle or what not to put them on, and mu yours. _ , . , .. Il you have any strong Calvmistle friend*. a pack of playing cards or an Miicm glass will he a very lively surprise to t hem ; ami a gift of a go-..! heavy vol ume of dry sermons is appropriate for votir fashionable young friend. In buying hooka for children select a good, dismal st- ry of an unnatural child who puts his spending money m Hie missionary box. Tno best presents.for an insane man Presence of mind. For a deaf man—New (Y)ear’s present. Mr. John Smith, who is described, evidently not without reason, as a ‘‘fust talker gave I' e following description of the blowing up of a steamboat nn the Mississippi: “Iliad landed at Helena for a minute t“ dropsoniH letters into the post office, when all of u sudden I heard u tremendous explosion, and, looked up, saw that the sky was for a minute dark ened with arms, legs, and other small bits and scraps of my fe low passengers. Amongst an uncommon u.rhly medley, I spied the second clerk about one hun dred and fifty feet above my own level I recognised him ul once, for < n minutes before I hud been sucking a sj»erry-co - bier with him out of the same rummer. Wall, I watched him. H«- t ame down through the roof of a shoemaker s shop nn»l landed on the floor clo-e by maker, who was at work. The clerk, be ing In a hurry jumped up to go to the assistance of the other sutterers. when the‘man of wax’ demanded hve Inin (lied dollars for the "hme *' is roof. Tno hinli.J replied the e'erli: ‘never paid mere than two hundred and fifty in my life, and I’ve dene the name tiling often. 1 Space.-One of the commonest, and therefore one of the least ohae r ved of the wonders ah ull uh, fa that vast area, in comprehensible m It In iniiiettHurftlilo, known um spue©, ami which, in He lability, eoiresponda, in our thought, to eternity. Pause for one moment, and when the firmament la rwnined wil l B tars, each a world, perhaps, in which sentient heings, not unlike miraelvea, ex ist, gaze into the mighty depths-gaze as far as ■•reean reach, far as mind can con ceive, ami even if it were p aaible by eye or mind 10-beneirate lls pr domnla, how far toward ascertaining its compass, US dentil could eltlier measure ? Onr globe, a mote floating in this eten.itv, la eight thousand mllea hi oircum erenee; hut willi its an ns, planets and satellites, it neenpies an area which, e .lenlaied only hv iho utmont bmuul «l ihe orbl. of llranus—and the telescope infer us ua that, far bemud this onto- gloho of onr universe, there'ate conai-llutiona upon ei natellaiions, umfntless m number la not leas than three thousand a x hun dred millhi:.- of lies in diameter! Cam thereudernr.be New Wo.u.r. com re liend the vastneaaof thlasmi t And wonderful us la tno total, u is Inn a drop In the ocean oompan-.l with the on lallimnuhle, umneaamulde, UM hie vuatnesa which stretch into the ho vmid until none, save llio Creator of all tilings, can sp ah of "the lengthi tllu depth, and the breath thereof.” VOL 55. : -NO. 46. WIIOU Do ÜBfIAT MK« MARRY* Women, of course. But they show the mime diversity of (a*ie ih»t is seen in the low ranks, am! on the whole make worse mistakes. They, however, show the same sense In choosing wives that they show In managing olher peo ple's affair*, whether It he good or bad. Robert Burns married a farm girl with whom he fell in love while they, worked together In the plow field. He, too, was Irregular In hi* Ilf % ami commuted the most serious mistakes in conducting hia domestic affairs. Milton married the daughter of a coun try squire but UVea with her tint a short lime. He was an austere, exacting, lit erary recluse; while she was a rosy, romping country lass that could not en dure the restraint imposed upon her, so they separated. Subsequently, however, she returned, and they lived tolerably happy. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert were cousins, ami about the only exam ple In the long line of English monarchs wherein the martial vows were sacredly observed and sincere affection existed. Slmkspeure loved and wed a fanner’s daughter. She was fullnful to her vows, but we could hardly say the sumo for the great bard himself. Like, many of the great poets, he showed too Utile discrimi nation In bestowing ills allectlon ou the other sex. Byron married Miss Millbank to get money to pay his debts. It turned out a bud shift Benjamin Franklin married the girl who Blond in her father's door and laugh ed at him as ho wandered through the streets ol Fhilad. Iphia, wlib rolla of bread under hi* arms and his pockets filled with dhty clothe*. She I.ad occasion 10 ho happy when Bho bound herself the wife of such a great and good man. Washington married a widow with two children. It is enough to Bay of her that situ was worthy of him, and Unit they lived as married folks should, in pet lect harmony Jikhn Adams married the daughter of a Presbyterian clergyman. Her father objected, on account of John's being a lawyer; he nad a bud opinion of the morals of i lie profe-slou. Thomas Jefferson married Mrs. Martha Skelton, a childl. as widow, but she biouglit him a large fortune In real estate. Afte*' the ceremony she mounted the horj-e behind him utyl they rode home together. Jt Was lutein the evening and, they found the fire out- But the grout statesman bustled around and rebuilt l<, while «ne seized the broom and sown put things In order, it is needless to say that they were happy, though Jeliemou died a poor man, on ac ou.it ol his extreme liberality and hospitality. John Howard, the ureat philanthro pist, married ids nurse. She was alto gether beneath him in social life and in tellectual capacity, and besides this, wad fifty-two yeais old while he but twenty-five. He would not lake “No” for an answer, ami they were married, and li'Ved happily together until hei death, which occurred two years ufer wui ds. Peter the Great of Russia, mumed a peasant girl. Cihe made uu excellent wile and sagacious empress. HumboU married a pom: gill because he loved her. Uf course they were happy. It Is hot generally known Unit Andrew Jackson married a lady wiiose/miaimnd was still living. Cshe was and unedu cated but umlunlo woman, and was de votely attached to the oid warrior ainf HUteauiiiU. John U. Calhoun married his cousin and their children lortunaleiy were neither diseased nor idiotic, but they did not evince the talent 61 the gieat ••Slates’ Rights” advocate. Edward Lvilou Rulwer, the English statesman and novelist, married u gnl much Ins inferior in position, ami got a surew fora wile, tine is now insane. Ball Report.—The local editor of a very lar West jounml having attended a hall on the Cornier, has lelt.moved, alter lliti of tlm Jeiiklus o! llui mo* trnuolilan press, to .furnish a report ol Home of the d-eases worn by the more eminent persona present, lima: Mlaa A. waa everlastingly scrumptious, in an under akin of red calico, flounced with bine inousllne, surmounted by an over-skirt of linaey In ipeil in the rear en Biidd.ebag, with veil.iw bows. Waist a la anurugeon, boaome de Uustee. Bair In a chignon resembling half a cabbage. Uefiy. ' Mra. B. wore a short skirt of home made flannel, displayed in a very luatitic manner her No 11 moccasins. Corsage lie Hhcigannsh, ornamented with soidiei hnttons. Hairen lilcasseiiicrlumo 1 cinnamon drops, excessively high lululin. Madam C.. 6 noted half-bred belle, -at tracted all all-llred sight of comment by anpearlni! in a boop skin ornamented wl h fox tails arranged en eireuni lemli h.w Waist of yellow flannel slashed wltii Strlnra of Imltulo hide, bile earned a large sunflower, and danced with great lueene^Be. Hon-kl dn-rl, chief of the Dirty Paws, was the linn of the evening. He wore a blanket ,e Mackinaw, with breeches de honk-skin-. terminating m the shoe ntteks. Roosier fealliers in ills Iniir. His wlioleensemh e was very unlagonlsllijiic Nit che-elieck skirt a distinguished representative of » neljr N tribe, fairly divided the honors of the evening wllli the lirst named chieftain. He wore Ids coat cut a la wummnuso, hair plaited, blanket, classically siting, breeches ds loinihaiine. Redoleni with nerfmnerie d»lpP tt .' Vl V _ . MichM M’Mackjirel, Kaq.. u festive nn nortallon from theOuM Dart, was finely resplendent lit a r,M * Hln . n ami bhlllalah- WONDKHFUIj pKIIFOUMANCES WITH Tiiu Mourn AND Foot.— “Smnp Veur* H | m . e » writes John Rons, In his Diary, .4 r in Holiiorn, London. iu*«r tin* l.ridire. an Italian, who, with his month, illd lav certain sheds ot paper together. i»,,e upon another. lengthwise, between the rltfht hand and the left; and ll en he took a needle and pncktol It through the out- eml, ami ho then othe ther, ho that I the paper lav sure. Then he took asi o-I 1 text-pell, mid dipped It in u ntandn.li or Ink-horn of lead, an I therewith wrote Laun Deo rempe.r.in a very fair text-hand, hip with hla mouth ;) then, with another pen, he flonriahed daintily about tl eae letters in diverse fonna. He di , with Ids mouth, also take up a nee,.,e and thread, pricking the needle riithl down, nut of which he pulled the thread, and took another by (Ulier) end put it into the needle. Then, therewith, he took three stitches in the cloth with a linen wheel (piejmred with •« turner's d* v ce for the".fool.) He did spin 'vitli In month. He wrote fair with Ids left foot. He used a pencil, and painted with Ida mouth. He took a pretty piece, or gun. with his toea, mid poured in a paper ot powder, pulled nut Hie scouring stick very nimbly, rammed in the lewder, out up the stick, pulled the cook with his toes; then another short piece, chanted (that had a rtweedlah firelock.) being put in his mouth by another man, he held it forth and discharged it. am forthwith,'with Ids toes, he discharged the other. Ho gathered up four nr live small died witli Ida foot,mid threw them nut featly. Hia bauds were both alirimp ed and lame.” Jg?* A Yankee, who went over the big pood mine time ago. ami who wen uskc ( }< !>;. eomlng hick. how he liked Greet Bit ■ niii. " Well,” he raid, •• England was a very nice country, exceedingly fertile, well cultivated, very populous, end very wealt tv, hut ” said the Yankee, “ I never lik< d to lake a morning walk, atter br. akfuHt, because Hie country is s“ small that I was always afraid of walking otr the edge." Bates for 3Vducrtism&. Advertisements win t* inserted at Ten create per line tor the first ibwrliou. ami five cent per line for each saiMequeul insertion. Quar tcrly half-yearly, and yearly advertiw*inei*U n cricp at u liberal reduction on (he above rates. Advertisements should-be accompanied by til a Cash. When Mem without any length ol lima specified for pnhftOHUon, they will be eoatlnoed Until ordered out and charged accordingly. JOB PKINTXNO. Gauds, Handbills, Circulars, and every oth er description of Job and Caro Printing exec*- tedlnthp neatest etvlo and at low prices. OllllS AND ENDM, —The false heir—The chignon* —A boo character.—Jack Frost. —The ties of travel—railway tie*. —Cries from the deep—Fish bail*. —Hope—The expectation of having your su ary raised. —An essay on man—A woman’s at tempt to marry him. —An unmistakable case of black-ball ing— u crying negro baby. —Not a proper place fora naval engage ment—The Pacific Ocean. —“Give the devil his due’*—but be careful there ain’t much duo him. —Th*» poorest farmer in the land, If un able to feed his calves can always graze his shins. —A lover is a suer—an heiress-hunter a purse suer. —Domestic economy—To rich widows: Husband your resources. —Advice to young ladles—lf you have taper fingers, mind you don't burn them. —When may a man be said to break fast beloro he gels up? When he takes a roll in bed. —lt Is a little slngul r bat, though railways run ou time, thej never hurt 10 old leJlow. —A lad crawled into a sugar hogshead, and Ids first exclamation was, “Oh, for a thousand tongues.” —“ I won’t pay for steaks astousl> as these,” said an unary hoarder, *• tin-.e’s no law io compel me—they’re not a u gal tender.” —Tlie minister who boasting of preach ing without notes, didn't mean to tie un derstood us referring to greenbacks. —The most delicate method of giving ahvlya £ in de hole of tbe boat, like a chicken In de egg?” •• 1 gives um up." ■ • Because he couldn't got out if n wasn't lor de hutch.” —An Irishman, newly arrived, and a member ot the O'Began family, was heard to exclaim, as the steamer Oregon wn oassl.g: “Oregon!—O'Kegati be Jail ers 1 only four weeks In Ameriky, an a steamboat eal led by me inline ?” Qui.in was one day lamenting that lie crew old, when a shallow, Impertinent e„uug fellow said m hint, “ What would iim give to ne as young us lam ?' “By the powers.” replied Quinn, “ I' would even submit to be almost us foolish. \ fonni-h nobleman, whosaw Descar tes unloving himself at the table, having exressed surprise that a philosopher slioald exhibit such fondness for good cheer, got Hi s answer for his pains ; ■ “ And ptav, my lord, aid you think that good things were only made for fools. Arnuo once confldanlly aniimuicf' llml u big eoniHt time wim the earth would not destroy I • r , 1 tin von know?” hewus-asded “lUon i Know ” he replied; “hut tit either eu-e I util safe. If It does not knock the wo, hi to nieces, 1 shall be considered a prophet ; il it does they can’t blow me up m tin newspapers.” —A very conshleratetnvern-keeper, ud vertisingj.bis'' Burton XXX,” . oticlu. , r the advertisement : ‘N. B. I’""'' drlnkimr more limn four glosses*, potent beverage nt one sluing, CHre|uil> ienl home gratis in u wheelbarrow, n re quired. -A young chaplain had preached a sermon ot great length. Sir, "aid Lord Mulgrave, bowing to him, tliei were some things in your sermon of h;- dav f never heard before." O, n>> bud Raid the flattered chaplain, • h is n etun nion text, and I could not have hoped p. have said anything new on the subject •;l heard the clock strike twice,’ said Mulgrave. Unpremeditated Eloquence.-as an example of potverfnl unpremeditated eloquence, may be given a short answer of Curran, the Irish orator, to a certain Judge Robinson—"the author of many scurrilous political paraph f K .“Tjp.r upon one occasion, when the b'ms'ir was antuhig u case before him, hmJ in** upndence lo reproach Curr.n with hi poverty, by-ielliiighiui that he suspected ‘•his law library was rather contra ted. ‘‘lt Is true, .my Lord.” said Curran with dignitled respect. “ that l am pum and the circumstance has certainly cur tailed my Horary: ray books are not numerous, but they are select, and I hope they have been perused with proper d s positioua. 1 have prepared myself for lids high profession rather by the study of a few good works, titan by the compo Bith.uof a great many bad on-a. I am not ashamed of my poverty , but lsbmib be ashamed of my wealth, cunb l Have stooped to acquire it tiy servlllty and corruption. It I rise not to,rank, I shall ceu»rto l beso,'\ t oi'’y U a'' example shows uotoilaualy couteiupUbla.