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Office on South Hiluover street, opposite Beutzs Store. By special uriaugemuut with tho Patent Office, attends to securing Patent Rights. Deo. i, 1885. OHAS. E. MAdLAUGHLIN, ATTOR NEY AT Law. Office la Building formerly occupied by Volunteer, u few doors South of Han non’s Hotel. Doc. I, 1885. r\R. GEORGE 8. BEARIGHT, Den- II tist. From the Baltimore Oolleae of Denial Suraenj. Office at the residence of uls mother, East Louther Street, throe doors below Bedford, Carlisle, Penna. Deo. 1,1805. 3sotflo. JIEANKLIN HOUSE, OPPOSITE THE COURT HOUSE, CARLISLE, PENN'A, GEORGE WETZEL, Proprietoi- Fob. 0,1803.—1 y /CUMBERLAND VALLEY HOUSE, CORNER OP EAST HIGH AND BEDFORD STREETS, CARLISLE, PA. J, B. F L O Y D , Proprietor. March IS. 18JW.— ly jHatecellanemtsi. A. STON E S ' aromatic cordial, A SAFE. SPEEDY At.D RELIABLE CURB TOR THE WORST CASES OF DIARRHOEA, DYSENTERY, CHOLERA, PAINS OR CRAMPS IN THE STOMACH OR BOWELS This remedy has been used with unparalleled no cess In the cholera seasons of 1832—1840 and 854 . THOUSANDS OF DOTTLES HAVE BEEN SOLD in Philadelphia; and references can alsqbeglv en to persons residing In this town—who have used the -n < liclne and who spouff In the high est terms of Its PROMPT AND EFFICIENT RELIEF. PRICE FIFTY CENTS, BItKPAKKD ONLYBY THE PBOPIEIOB AT PRINCIPAL DEPOT CORNER DRUG STORE, SHIPPENSBURQ, PA. For tale by WM. CLARKE & SONS, LEES * ROADS. COYLE & CO., 11 BOOTH HANOVER BT.. CARLISLE. HAYERSTICK, DRUGGIST, S. A. STONER, GELWIOKS & CO., CHAM BEBSBDRGP ORESSLER, DRUGGIST, ’ CHAMBBRSBURG. JOHNSON, HOLLOWAY & COW DEN, 002 ARCH ST., PHILA. t ‘ TD DRUGGISTS GENERALLY, ill 5. IRftß.—Bin home tn 33 R 1 S wants ;bi family at iu"Bou iui6. -FANCY STORE, 10 75 a 12 75 for I*eniisy.v7*- • 1 and 13 al5 per barrel for fancy \*o TypJpOT Kyo Flour IsH'^a? In O' 'w»9ilaT MAIN STREET, r} ' _ ° CARLISLE, PA. A flue assortment ot Goods on hand, snob as Writing Desks. Port Folios, Ladles Companions, Work Boxes. Satchels, Ladles’ Purses, Pocket'Books, Segar Coses, Card Cases. Gold Pens, . Pen Knives, Ac., <so A LARGE SUPPLY OP FAMILY BIBLES and PHOTOGRAPHIC ALBUMS AT BEDUCED PRICES. DIABIES FOR 1868. Subscriptions received for all Magazines. Fash ion Books, Papers. Ao.. at publishers prices. You save postage and always sure of receiving your Magazines bv subscribing at Pipkr's. Special attention la paid to keeping always on hand a supply of * SCHOOL BOOKS, . lor town and country schools. Books and Muaio ordered when desired. May 23 IR67—lf. ’vxrall Papers. PAPERHANOINGB! AN IMMENSE STOCK OT WALLPAPERS, NEW AND ELEGANT STYLES FOB PARLORS, HALLS, ETC, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, HOWELIi A BOORKE’S, Corner of Foorth and Market April a, USL—la Pnn.anti.yniA BY BRATTON & KENNEDY, QOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS! GREAT DECLINE IN PRICES AT THE NEW AND CHEAP CASH BTOUE, CORNER OF HANOVER AND I‘OSIFBKT STREETS. The subscriber would respectfully Inform the C‘ 11c that ho is receiving almost dally from the torn Cities, a large invoice of New and Cheap Goods, such as. LADIES’ DRESS GOODS, PLAIN, BLACY AND FA NON Sll.kS, French Merlnocs, Mohairs, Poplins, Blade and Fancy French Repps, •Plain and Fancy Bo Laines, X’lnln and Fancy Alpaca, SHAWLS! SHAW-S! BROCHA LONG AND SQUARE, LONG AND SQUARE WOOLENS BREAKFAST SHAWLS in groat variety and very cheap. 'fc CLOTHS AND CASSIMEBES! FVencA, German and American Cloth t, Slack and Fancy Cassimeres, Doeskins, Diask and Fancy Crcr Cbatings, SaliincUs, Kentucky Jeans, Undershirts and DOMESTICS! Blenched and Brocha Table Diapers, Counterpanes, and Quilts, Cotton Flannels, Bleached and Unbleached Muslins, Tickings, Checks, REMEMBER THE PLACE, ON TIIR CORNEII OF HANOVER AND POMFRET STREETS, tho room formerly occupied by B. K. Jameson <t Co. Nov. 7.lBtf7—tf 1868. DOMESTIC GOODS, CAS3IMEBES, BATTINETTS AND J BANS, dress trimmings, RIBBONS AND NOTIONS RING’S NEW STORE, NO. 55 WEST MAIN STREET, Opposite the Mansion House, Next door to the Post Office, Carlisle. April 18.1808. 628. HOOP SKIRTS. 628, WM. T. HOPKXN’S -‘OWN MAKE are the best and Cheapest Low Priced Hoop skirtt In the market. Trail Skirts, 25 springs, SUW; BUsprings, $1.20: amUU springs. $1.45. Plain Skirts, 0 tapes, 2Usprings, 80 Ceuta; 2osprings, Do Ceuta: 30 springs, BUS; and 35aprlugs, $1.25. Warranted in every respect. “Our OWN MAKE” ol “.UNION BKIFTS Eleven Tape Trails, from 20 to 50 springs. $1.20 to $2.50, Plain, six Tapes, 20 to oO springs, from Do Cents to $2.00. are bettor than those sold by other establishments us first class goods, and at much lower prices. ' TrvKt “OurOWN MAKE" of “ CHAMPION SKIRTS aro la every v f ay superior to all oilier Hoop skirts belore the Public, aud only have to bp examined or worn to convince every one ol the fuel. Manu factured of the best liueu-fiulshed English Steel Borings, very superior tapes, and the stylo ol metalio fastenlngsand manner of securinglhem auruuss fur dm ability and excel enco any other Skirt In this country, and aro lighter, more elas tic will wear longer, give more satlsluoilou, and are really cheaper than all others. Ar cry lady should try (Item. They are being sold "Xton* sively by Merchants throughout this and the ad joining states at.very moderate prices. If you want the best ask for "Hopkins Champion Skirt.” if you do not find them, get the Mer chant with whom you deal to order them for vou orcoineorsenddlroottous. Merchants will Ind our different grades of skirts exactly what they need, and wo especially invite them to call and examine our extensive assortment, or send lor Wholesale Price List. . ... To be Hud at Retail at Manufactory, and of the Retail Trade generally, and at Wholesale of the Manufacturer only, to whom all orders should bo addressed. CA RLISLB. MANUFACTORY AND SALES ROOM, 623 ARCH STREET, Between 6th and 7th Sts, Philadelphia. WM. T. HOPKINS. MIDDLE SPRING. March 5,1868.—lOmos. JQ R Y GOODS. RICKEY, SHARP & CO. No. 727 CHESTNUT STREET, Have now the most complete ana elegant stock of S P RIN G GOODS, mif line of HEAVY BLACK Gh6b GRAIN and lusterless silks, for SUITS. , Plain Brown and Mode Taffettas. Plain Brown and Mode Poulte do Soles. FULL LINE OF MOHAIR AND ALPACA POPLINS, Of the choicest coloring, together with an Exten sive Variety of DRY UOußa, embracing Cloths, Casslmeres, House-Furnishing Goods, Ac. RICKEY, SHARP & CO., 727 Chestnut Street, PHILADELPHIA. Fab. fl. 1868.—1 y . Q BEING IS BELIEVING! AT 704 ARCH STREET. NEW PRICES! NEW GOODS BICH SILVER AND SILVER PLATED WARES, JOHN BOWMAN’S Wholesale ana Retail Manufacturing Establish mcnt, NQ. 704 ARCH STREET j»“Ke*platlnß at abort notice. AUgUll 23. XWT—ly 39t|) (Booths. Poplins Drawers. Towels, Napkins, &c. THOS. A. HARPER. SPRING, ' 186g> BARGAINS Now opening in DRESS GOODS, WHITE GOODS, ZEPHYRS, “KEYSTONE SKIRTS/’ Including every stylo and . description, made ly for the winter trade\M/ 'which for neatness and durability cannot sur- jjjg passed at t PHILADELPHIA JUfleßical. HOOFLAHD’S GERMAN BITTERS, AND Hoofland’s German Tonic. Prepared by Dr. 0. M. Jackson, PHILADELPHIA. PA. The Great Remedies for all Diseases LIVER, STOMACH, OR DIGESTIVE ORGANS. —o— r Hoofland’s German Bitters Is composed of tlu* pure .iniees (or, n't llmynre medici nally termed, f.x —j j hurls ) of Uonti, II t* rb i» him) Barks, making « prepnra lion, highly rntim) If;r“ .U 3 (rated, nnd imlirsly frerfruv i Alcoholic rJiJ.- 'n'.tlj athnijrlure nf any kind. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, n tv combination of nil the Inpu-dlenU of the Bittern, 'llh the purest quality ot Sanfn Crux Hum, Ornime, lc.. making one of Uu* most plensnnt nml Agreeable Hinnlii-H i-vi'i ollered to the public. Those preferring n Medicine free from Alcoholic tuJ ilxturu, will use Eoofland’s German Bitters. In caffs of ncrrmiß depression, when some nloobolU itlmulus Is necessary, HOOFLAND’S GERMAN TONIO should bo list'd. The Billers or the Tonic nre both eqimlly good, and contain the mime medicinal virtues. The •lortmeh, from a variety ol onuses, such ns Indi gestion, Djapepsla, Nervous Debility, etc.. Is ver\ apt to ((PY '*sQk have It* fuurtlnns deranged- The result \fi&, JJffj of which Is, that the OftUcDl sutlers from Sitin'* 1 ' several or more ol the following dlflL-uH-8 Constipation. Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fulness of Blood to the Hoad, Acidity of tho Stomach, Nnunca, Heart burn. Distrust for Food, Fulness or Weight in tho Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sink ing or Flutterinc at the Pit of the Stomai h. Swimming of tho Head, Hurried or • Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocnting Sensations when In e Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull. Pain in tho Head, Defi ciency of Perspiration, Yel lowness of the Skin and Dyes, -j-p- Pain In the Side, {jfjf wA Back,Chest, Limbs, etc., )hj Sudden Flashes of Heat. Burning In the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil, and Great Depression ol Spirits. These remedies will cfTertnnlly cure Liver Comnlnlnt, Jiunidli-e, Dyspepsia, Clminip or Nervous Debility. Uhmnlr Dmrrlm-ii. Disease of Ihi- Kidneys. and all Diseases arising from a Disordered Liver, bionnich,or Intestines. DEBILITY, Resulting from any Cause whatever; PROSTRATION OF THE SYSTEM, Induced bv Severe Labor, Hard ships, Exposure, Fevers, etc. Tlirn* is no medicine oxtain equal to these remedies In such cusps. A tom* and vlgot is imparted to tho whole Wv-trm, mu riiTTi'i|-«iii AppetiielsStrength ened. f'«"i Is unloved. Uu* stomach digests promptly. tin* blood i« pTinlled, the corn plosion b<•c o m e r Si wit sound and healthy, the yellow tinge Is eradicated from the eyes, a bloom I* given in the cheeks, ami the weak atm nervous in valid becomes n strong ami healthy being. Persons Advanced in Life, And feeling the hand of time welching heavily upon them, with nil lie attendant lII*, will find In the uee of ihle BITTERS, or tin- TONIC, an elixir that will Inelll new life in o their veins, restore In a meanure the energy and ardor of more youthful day*. hnl d up their nhnmken forms, anil give health aud (nippiness to tbalr remaining years. NOTICE. It is a wcll-cutnbllahcd fact that fully one-half of the female portion of our . ■ • population are sel dom In the enjoyment |BiT* of uo«*d health ; or. to use their own ex Ira rs premium " never feci well." They are tan Wawirtlil guid, devoid of all energy, extremely nervous, and have no appetite. To this class of persons the BITTERS, or tho TONIC, Is especially recommended. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN Are made strong hy the use of either of these remedies. They will cure every case of MARASMUS, without Thousands of certllle-aies have accumulated In the tinnfs of the proprietor, huj spare will allow of tho piltVirnlton of out a few. Thosc.it will he observed, are men of nolo aud of such standing that they must bo Relieved. TESTIMONIALS. Hon. Geo. W. Woodward. (Xitf Jutlict of the Supreme Court of Pa., writes! Philadelphia, March 10, 1807. *‘l Rnd ‘TToofland’s /==» German Bitters Mi ag<«d tonic, useful //v\ In diseases of lh( dlgeitlveorgans, and of great benefit lr easel of debility, add want of nervous ac Uonln Iho system. Ymirs truly, GEO. W. WOODWARD.” Eon. James Thompson. Judge of the Supreme Court of Penntylvania. Philadelphia, April 28, 1860. “ 1 consider ‘ TToonand’s German Bitters ’ a raluabl tnerttnneUi ease of Hltaehaof Indigestion or Dyspepsia 1 cut ©unify ibis from my experience of IU Yotirfl, with respect. JAMES THOMPSON." Fi|)m Rev. Joseph H. Kennard, D. D. fartor <f the Tenth Saptisl Church, Philadelphia. fr.Jackton—Vo ar Sir: I have been frequently re quirted U> connect my name with recommendations ol dllWent kinds of medicines, hut regarding the pmc tlcessoui of my ap (==, rsa prnpriale sphere, I have In all'eases do T cllned; hut with a clmr pmof In vari JIXVI ons Instances and partlrularly ki my own family, of the usefulness of Dr. llootland's German Hitler*., 1 depart (or once from my usual course, to express my full eoorlctlon that, for general debility if On tyrtrm, and emnaUy/or Liver Complaint, tl u a safe and valuable preparation. In some cases It may fall; but usually, 1 doubt not, It will he very benebdal to tboao who suffer from the above causes. , „ Yours, very respectfully, J. U. KENNARD, Eighth, below Coates BL From Rev. E. D. Fendall, Jttidani Editor Christian Chronicle, Philadelphia. I have derived decided benefit from the quo of hoof* land’* German Bitters, and feci It my privilege to re* conlmend them as a moat valuable tonic, to all who are •ollehnii from tfeiienu debility or from diseases orbing from derangement of t ho liver. Yours truly. CAUTION. Hoofland’s German Remedies arecotinlerfelled. Bee th»i ihualijnaiuivof —i_-~T U. JACKSON ts on the wrapper |j| of each bottle. All others ore eoun t«rtc.t. Princhirtl Olllre and Manufactory at the German Medicine Store, Ko. 631 AUUJJ Street, PblladelpUla, CHARLES M; EVANS, German Dnip.'lst, l*rn|irletor, Formerly C. U. .Taokbox & Co. For tale by a- Sniggliu ami Dealers In Medicine*. PBICES. DooQand’* German Bitters, per bottle 11 00 u i* “ luilf dofi-n 6 00 DooUftnd’* German Tonic, put uplnquartbottlei, I 60 per bottle, or a half doien for. 7 M Do not forget to examine well the article jroo boj, in order to get the genuine. Jan. 180b.—ly iWlical. THE TWO GRAVES. UY WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT. Tls a bleak wild hill, bat preen and bright In the summer warmth and the mid day light; There's the hum of the hco and the chirp of the wren. And the dash of the brook from the alder glen; There’s the sound of a hell from the scattered ilock, And the shade of the beech lies cold on the rock. And fresh from the west is the free wind’s breath— There Is nothing here that speaks of death. Far yonder whore orchards and gardens lie, And dwellings cluster, ’Us there men die. They are born, they die, and are burled near, Where the populous gravo-yard lightens the bier; For strict aiid close are the lies that bind In death the children of human-kind; Yea, stricter and closer than those of life, — ’Tls a neighborhood that knows no strlle. They are noiselessly gathered—friend and foe— To the still and dark assemblies below ; Without a frown or a smile they meet, Each pale and calm In his wludlng-shcct; In that sullen homo of peace and gloom, Crowded, like guests In a banquet-room. Yet there nro graves in this lonely spot. Two humble graves,—but X meet them not. I have scon them,—eighteen years are past, Since I found their place in the brambles last,— The place where. llfly winters ago, An aged man In his lodes of snow, And an aged matron, withered with years, Were solemnly laid !—but not with tears. For none, who sat by the light of their hearth, Behold their collinscovered with earth; Their kindred wore far, and their children dead, When the funeral prayer was coldly said. 4£Two low green hillocks, two small gray stones, iXnso over the place that held their bones; But the grassy hlriocks are levelled again. And the keenest eye might search in vain, ’Mong briers, and ferns and paths of sheep, For the spot where the aged couple sleep. Yet well might they lay, beneath the soil Of this lonely spot, that man of toll, Ami trench the hard mould with the spado, Where never before a grave was made; For he hewed the dark old woods away, And gave the virgin fields to the day; And the gourd and the beans, beside bis door, Bloomed where t heir flowers ne’er opened before • And the maize stood up, and tlio boarded rye Bent low in the breath ofnn unknown sky. ‘Tis said that when this life Is ended hero. The spirit is borne to a distant sphere ; That it visits Us earthly homo no more, Nor looks on the haunts It loved before. But why should the bodiless soul bo sent Far otr, to a long, long banishment? Talk not of the light and the living green ! It will pine for the dear familiar scene: It will yearn, in that bright world, to behold The rock and the stream It know of old. ’Tls a cruel creed, believe it not! Death to the good is a milder lot, They a r o here- they are here—that harmless pair, In the yellow sunshine and flowing air. In the light dond*shudows that slowly pass, lulhesoundsthat rise from Urn murmuring grass. They sit whore their humble collage stood, They walk by the waving edge of the wood, And list to the long accustomed (low Of the brook that wets the rocks below. Patient, and peaceful, and passionless, As seasons on seasons swiftly press. They watch, and wait, and linger around, Till tho day when their bodies shall leave tbo giound, A lU;3IAKI£A«Li; I.III’OSI'OIC. I had taken my place in the express night train from Paris to Marseilles, on my route to Algeria and Morocco. There was nothing remarkable in my fellow travelers, nor in their convers ition, un til we at rived at the third or fourth sta tion, where we received an addition to our party in the person of a passenger, as remarkable for the neatness of his equipment as the perfectly gentlemanly style of his general appearance. Every thing about him exhibited the taste of a man of Lite tipper ten thousand, who iiud plenty of money at his command, and was accustomed to the best society. Up to the present lime, as the conver sation of my fellow-travelers had consist ed of nothing more interesting to a stran ger than the prospects of the harvest and the vintage, 1 half dozed in the corner of the cair.aae, quietly enjoying my cigar. “Ah! monsieur,” exclaimed our new voyagcur, “ what a. splendid cigar that is you arc smoking! I knew* it to bo a Havana, by Iho aroma, the moment I entered the carriage. Von cannot get such a tiling now in franco, at any price, unless you import them you'.-sell, and then you must get a special order to do so Irotn the government. Nevertheless, lino as yours undoubtedly are, I think mine are etjuullv good,” said lie, handing mu at the same time his cigar case to help myself. This led lo a.most animated conversa tion ; and ifl was struck by thedUtitigue appearance of the stranger at lirst, half an hours’ conversation, allowed that he was a man of rare ability. Like myself, he was also a great traveler; had been all over Europe and a great part 01. Asia and Northern Africa, spoke several of the languages of Europe with great flu ency, as well as a little Russian and Turkish ; and, while comparing notes, 1 found ho was ns well acquainted with the manners and customs of the various countries lie hud visited as myself—a very unusual thing in Frenchmen, who have nothing of (ho passion of the English for traveling, and rarely speak any for eign language snlliciently well to make themselves understood. , Luring the whole night wo amused ourselves with details of our adventures, and anecdotes of "the strange characters wo hud met with during our travels; took refreshments together at different buffets along the line; treated each oilier in the same friendly, confiding manner as if we had known each other for years. Nothing occurred to interrupt our har mony until 1 arrived at Marseilles, where having secured a place in the steam er bound to Algiers, we sat down to a comfortable breakfast at our hotel. 1 hud, however, scarcely taken the first mouthful, when the waiter entered tel ling me there was a gentleman wailing lo see me in the* adjoining room. A glance was sufficient lo tell me that the person who had sent for me was an agent of the Police. “ Monsieur est Anglais ?” said be rath er abruptly. “ Oui, monsieur.” “ I thought 4b. You have come direct from Paris, and you are on your way to Aiglets; you took some refreshment at Lyons, ami drank a bottle of Chamber tin with your chumpaguon do voyage of the railway carriage.” “ Most accurately described,” I replied. “Did you ever meet with the gentle man before?” “ Never.” K. D. PEND ALL. “ (_/f course, then, you know nothing of liia history or antecedents?” “ Absolutely nothing. “ No doubt you find him a very pleas ant companion V” “ I never met with one more agreeable or gentlemanly.” “Bo much the worse for those he se lects his vieiims. Just look and see if you have lost anything?” “No; here is my money all right in my pocket-book, and there are my de spatches in the breast pocket of my coat." “ Marvelous! —most marvelous ! M cried my interrogator, “You will no doubt be astonished when I tell you that you have made ttio acquaintance of one ot the most uccomfftished chevaliers d’in duutrie at this moment in nil Europe, who, notwithstanding his disreputable calling, is a nobleman, and related to some of the flr*t families in France. We have nothing against him at present; for the very best reason, that be boa only just completed liU term of imprison- CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, MAY 21. 1868, meiit; but lie is such a wonderful actor, and his disguises are so numerous, ami so true to nature, that even the Argus eyes of the most vigilant agent de police is deceived. Indeed, it was only by the slightest chance I lecognized him, ami then I owe it entirely to that strong bot tle of Burgundy he helped you to drink at Lyons; but so it is, and bus ever been, in nine cases out of ten, the cleverest men in crime that I have had to do wilh, lose their wits when they take a glass too much.” On saying this, he turned on his heel, and most unceremoniously quil ted the room. I was bewildered. I knew not what to think. Alight it not be a a caseof mistaken identity ?-somo persons so much resemble each oilier. Tin* more I thought, the more I considered the mat ter, the more J believed I hhd arrived at die right conclusion. What, so perfect a gentleman us that, to be a common pil ferer!—a common pick-pocket! Prepos terous! I had lost nothing; on the con trary, lie laid plenty of money at com mand, and throughout the jo.urhey paid his share of whatever we had in common, as every other high-spirited gentleman would have done, I was lost in amaze ment and full of confidence in the hon orable character of my friend, I entered the breakfast room, and laughingly said, in the off hand manner of a man who disbelieves in ioto wbat lie is about to say. “Bo you know, monsieur, that I have just had a visit from an agent de police, wlio has told mo that you are one of the greatest escrocs of the day?—one of the mostaccomplfshed chevaliers d’in dustrieat this moment in Europe.” “ Monsieur! have you seen any tiling in my conductd tiring our short acquaintance to warrant such a supposition ?” he an swered, drawing himsell up with all that indignation of manner and bearing that might ho expected from a gentleman who felt himself Injured by an unjust suspi cion. “Nothing!” I exclaimed ; on the con traiy, in all my travel# 1 never met with a companion I liked a>» much, no one that was more amusing, ami all I regret is that 1 did not kick Hie follow down Blairs." “ Don’t be so hasty, monsieur. Appear ance# are al 1 in my tavor, but, alas ! every word the agent told you is 100 true. lam a sorry dog, lor, having lost all that I had, and afterwards what my friends and re lations could spare, I have been compel!* ed for the last lour or five years to live by my wits. Stilt, during ail .that lime, i never forgot that I was a gentleman.— My quarries, when I want money, are those Unit prey upon the .weakness of their tel low creatures—your princes of the Slate ami Church, your rich iinaneiera, bankers, and slock-jobbets; but never yet have I taken a cent from a poor gen tleman. My scouts at the Hotel des .princes, where you were staying, put me on alulae scent. I certainly did intend to do a little businessou my own account, at your expense, when I look my place with you in the same carriage ; and now you must be aware of the numberless op portunities I had of taking every birth ing you were possessed of, if I was so in clined..' But, no; 1 very soon saw you hml no money to spare, and to spoil such us you, monsieur, would be worse titan sacrilege. Above all jou charmed me with your conversation and adventures; you made me happy ; I was again a gen tleman, and you treated mo as one. It recalled to my remembrance the brighter period of my life—the time when I was tree /rum crime—the spoiled child of a doting mother, who denied her darling nothing that wealth could purchase. And more, monsieur, having told you some thing of my sad, eventful life, X am sure you will grant one favor; Please retire into the adjoining room, for just live minutes, while I puck up the few tiling# I have, and be off.” On my return, instead of my traveling companion I fount! uco/nmissiunuiyc from the Messagejrie Imperhile Bteam-Packet office, who hud been sent for my luggage ami to say that, owing to a telegraphic message just received from Paris, the steamer would sail in less than a quarter of an hour. Having no time to loose I hurried on board, and when in the act of placing a piece of money in tho hand of my conductor, a peculiar look and a deep drawn sigh told me at a glance whom 1 hud before mo; hut so completely trans formed hi appearance as to defy the posi bililv of recognition. I had merely a moment to say, “Go on the stage; that Is your true vocation. Do not f< rgel this ; there ia my card - write and let me know if I can be of any service to you.” In all my travels, in my intercourse with my fellow creatures, whether civil ized or semi-barbarian, I never met with one, however vicious, who hud not some thing good in his nature, if you happen tostrike the right chord. The high-born, titled route, who up to this time hud been celebrated only forenme. all at once vanished from the world, as if he never hud been. I n short, he adopted Hie coun sel I had given him, changed his name, and is now one of the most popular actors of the day, us much respected for his vir tues as he is admired for his talents by every man of his acquaintance. EX-PRENinKM* accoust <p' ms i mfi;, The General lives in a-tidy little cot tage on Main street, situated on an emi nence overlooking the Merrimac Valley and river, and a short quarter of a mile from tile business part of the town. His wife and children are all deceased, and the declining years of his life are there fore spent in a solitude only broken by the frequent visits of peisonal friends of whom he has very many. He does not keep house hut boards with Mr. ami Mrs. Williams, who furnish him witli an ele gant suit of rooms on the lower floor of their cottage mansion. 'His most inti mate frieud is Hon. Josiuh Minot, Pres ident of Hie Concord Railroad and a prominent lawyer and Democratic poli tician. He lias also a warm friend in the person of Ira A. Eastman, his next door neighbor,who, by the way,ls also a promi nent attorney and Democrat and at one time (during the War) came within five hundred votes of being Governor of New Hampshire. Some years ago, Mr. Pierce purchased a charming building lot about a mile west of the State-house, in the direction of Millville, and laid the foundation of a large and beautiful homestead ; but while be was in Hie midst of prosecuting these plans, which he hud Jong had in view, his partner in life passed away, and he at once abandoned the whole enterprise, and what would have been undoubted ly one of the finest mansions in Concord is now a heap of decaying masonry. He has, however, a nice little “ cottage 1 by .the sea.” in the vicinity known as Boar’s Head, Hampton Beach, where he spends Hie summer months. Within a short time he has become i\ member of the Episcopal church in Concord, of which he is a regular and devout attendant.— Much of ids lime, when health permits, is devoted to the poor, and it is most un questionably true ho dispenses aid most liberally to all objects of charity which may come to his notice. He does not wait for a person in distress to apply, but learning of misery, he searches lor it personally, and extends sympathy and relief whenever it is needed, whether among the Anglo-Saxon or sable race. In social life lie is the same kind and genial man that he was in the White House, and while many despise and abuse him for his political creed, there are few, if any, who will nut defend him ugainstany reproach that may be brought against him us a man, a philanthropist and an honest and practical Christian.— In brief, he is as thorough n member of the human family as he is of the Demo cratic party. When not confined to his rooms by illness lie makes a daily visit “down town,” and occasionally ventures a few miles outside of Concord’s limits to pass a day or lavo with some old friend. Cor. New York Herald. fiSs“The useof oil forburnlng in lamps, was known as far back as the days of the patriarch Abraham, more than nineteen hundred years before tbo birth of the Baviour. OLD MAIDS. BY RENA ROSE. What if I am an “ old maid” or a young maid either! Is there anything to be ashamed of in the fact? I glory in it; for in my estimation to be a maiden lady and willing to confess It, is one of the strongest proofs that can be given of a strong mind, since every young female is changing her name and condition of life. The time has been when old maids were considered the very quintessence of all that was ugly ; but that time is long , past and with reason. I make no preten tions to beauty, but I flatter myself I look as well as many of my fair friends who have slipped their necks into the noose matrimonial. But what, I ask, can a “strong jninded”,female preceive in the bipeds or the present day, techni cally terined young men, who live upon their parents in idleness, content so to do; and what can she see.ln such a per son to delight her or form an alliance? Bcprlve them of thoseexlras w hich make ‘‘ fine birds” of them and what would he left worth our admiration or esteem. Not much, truly! As u matter of conve nience, to wait upon us to and from par ties they are very well; but Ibis nonsense ought to tie confined to our earlier.years. Just to think of being united to them for life. Again, maiden laidics are free from all those petty annoyances incident to the No cross husband to if his shirt buttons are accidentally off —and shirt buttons will get oil—if the bosom is not polished so nicely; if his dinner is not prepared at exactly such an hour,because lie is in a hurr.j togettmek to ids place of business, notwithstand ing ho has plenty of time to rest alter dining; no servants to provoke you witli their everlasting blunders; no worrisome children to demand your attention when you wish to “go out;” no none of these Iroubles arc ours. As lam now, I have my on way in everything ;mo one says to me, nay. If I desire to “ go shopping,” out shopping I will go, making what purchases I see fit, with no fear, on my return, of being accosted with, “ Well inv dear, iiovv much have you spent to day ?” But some one may say, do you never feel lonesome, and at some times think how* pleasant it would be of an evening to have some' one beside you, to share your joys and «orrows,-to read to you some interesting book, or help pass away the time in some agreeable manner? No % ! thank fortune, I do not wish I was married ; I am lonesome at tithes, and Co the best of my knowledge, many of my acquaintances who tfre blessed with ge nial spirits, experience the same feeling. Kora short time alter marriage the hus band is content to remain at homo with his “ better half,” but this, ere long, be comes monotonous, and on some pretence or other he passe# his evenlngs uway from the domestic hearth. The club must be attended; some one. of their dear live hundred friends must be seen ; some very important business must be transacted — or, perhaps, he ituves home because he cannot endure the cries of that “awful noisy child,” regardless of his poor wife, who must remain at home, for, of course, he does nut invite her to accompany him. If lie goes to any place of amuse ment where he knows his wife longs to go, her duties require her to remain in care of the household ; so he takes some fair friend along unbeknown to them at home, because that would cause a fuss in the family, and such little “ Hare ups” are disagreeable. If the dear one of your heart conde scends to remain at home, precious little comfort or udvantagerdo you derive from his presence. He will take his paper, a political’ one, of course—because you neither know or cure about politics—and having lighted his meerschaum, ho will sit and read and puff, till the room is so full of smoke you cun scarcely see across it, and so pregimted witli the vile odor of the sickish stuff, that many a bottle of Cereua” will be required to expurgate the scent from your clothes; which, ol i course, hoQunnot afford to purchase. If •you venture to remark in regard to its oisapreeableness, he will look up with a “did you speak my dear?” or “it didn’t u#e to be offensive before we,were I married”—ever referring to the past, as i though what you then endured, you | must submit to—forgetful that he then | smoked sigars instead of the odious pipe. ; If the baby is unwell or inclined to cry, be will remark in such a quiet, pleasing tone? “Come, now, I wish you’ would stop that brut’s noise :J,I can’t read any with such an infernal racket,” nevercon- I sidering that the brut is his, us well us | your own, and that lie ought to help take j cure of it, whiUh lie never does — Wlio'h to Jake care of me when L cun lake care of myself now, and guess I can lay by a sufficient for a “ rainy day.” I bless my stars I haven't a la/.y, good-for-nothing “hubby” to take cure of into the bargain. I’ve no ticed, if a woman marries, who Is smart, her husband soon leaves the management to her, willing to have her prove her ca pability. No! as 1 said before, I never wish I was married. The mission of an old maid is to do good, so far as they can ; never tiring of exerting themselves to the utmost in any philanthropic enter prise to which they have more time to devote, because they are not tied to fuuil- - ly mailers. Who were the Florence Nightingales in our army, married or single ladies? Ceartainly the latter! Many a poor sol dier, whose bones are bleaching on a foreign soil, if lie could speak to-day, would utter blessings on the kindly wo man, (an old muidullen,) who kindly set by his side when wounded and dying, and gently smoothed the hair from olf Ids fevered brow with her cool, hand ; or repealed to him, in gentle tones, the little praver learned in childhood, thus cheering’hls lust hours by resignation to his condition, and by the hope imparled, giving assurance of meeting, ere long, in the armsof his Savior, with those friends who are already gone, and those soon lo follow. This is the mission of an old maid, and, I think, a holy one. Borne may think me egotistical, but my advice is “ be care ful, young ladies, before you commit matrimony, which may prove a living death.” If any differ in opinion with me, or think me too severe on the sterner sex, I trust they will excuse me for having expressed myself bo fully or freely. jpaT'Mr. Van Buren was trying a cause between the Croton Aqueduct Board and the St. Nicholas Hotel. Itanpeared that the water did not rise of itself to the up per stories of the hotel, but was carried by means of forcing pumps. The board demanded extra payment for the addi tional used by these means; and the only question really at Issue was, a* to the third Hour, whether it was suppli ed by means of forcing pumps or by the natural rUeof the water. The evidence on the point being somewhat conflicting the Judge (Roosevelt) jocosely suggested that the counsel on both sides should visit the hotel, and ascertain the true state of the case bv ocular inspection. Mr. Van Buren—“May It please the Court, I greatly fear that if my learned brother and myself should visit the Bt. Nicholas Hotel in company, neither of us would flud his way above the ground floor." t We do not know whether the Judge was aware that the bar Is situated outhis ground floor. fox* a »in ludv of Albany was said to have imbibed a feeling of dislike to wards Mr. Van Buren; and an acquain tance of thutgentleman rallied him about it and claimed he should tell the cause. With all the seeming truthfulness of manner possible and in his passive, pleas ant off-hand way he no doubt invented the following: . „,, . . “ It dates back to my childhood, when I refused her a ride down hill on my sled." -KO. 49 VOL. 54.- •*i«IX TAKE WHAT FATHER TAKES. *“ What will you tuko to drink?" asked a waiter of a young lad, who for the first time, accompanied his father to a public dinner. Uncertain what to say, and feel ing sure that he could not do wrong if he followed his father’s example, he replied, “I’ll take what father lakes." The answer reached ids father’s ear, and instantly the full responsibility of Ids po sition Hashed upon him. If he said, “ I'll take ale," us he had always said before, Ids son would Lake it also, and then/ And the father shuddered, as the history of seveial young men who, once promis ing as ids own bright lad, had been ruin ed by drink, started up in solemn warn ing before him. {Should his hopes also be blasted and that open faced, noble lad become a burden ami curse, as they had become? Hut for strong drink they would have been active, earnest, and prosperous men ; and if It could work such ruin upon them, was Ids own lad safe? Quicker than lightning thoughts passed through ids mind, and in a moment thedecislon was made. “If the boy falls, he shall not have me to blame;" amt then in tones tremulous with emotion, to the astonishment of thuSu who knew him, he said, “ Waiter, I’ll take waterand from that day to this, strong drink lias been -banished from that man's table and from that man’s home. Thai .young lad, in this brief utterance, was really the representative of the gene ration to which he belongs. God lias so decreed it, ihatlhe father is the highest authority in the world to his child. Who dues not know that " My father said so,” is the end of all controversy with tlie lit’ tie ones around us? Who does not see the parent’s tones and gait, and manners reproduced continually in the children, whose nature Is now “soft us wax to re ceive an impression, and rigid as marble to retain it; and who watch with a quick and imitating eye those who, to them, are God’s vicegerents? Would that we could impress upon the fathers and mothers of this country ihe solemn fact, that the future character of the children is being formed by them.— That if they are trained up in the way they should go, when they are old they wilt not depart from it. But if they be come vain, sensual, and degraded, the seeds will have been deposited and the bias given in the early morning of their lives. If we teach them that strong drink is a good creature of God, they will be lieve us ; and when depending upon our judgment and truth, they shall have 1 taken it, and it shall have shown itself to bo the devil’s master piece, and have bit ten, and crushed, and dragge.l them down to ruin,’we may weep and pray as we please—the blame wilt bo our own, and we must not accuse God, or cast reilecllun upon ttie gospel. We shall have sown to the tlesh, and of che flesh have reaped > corruption. God will have visited the sins of our fathers, upon the children.— They only “ took what their fathers look.” If, on the other hand, we banish the fiend when their young ami trusting hearts are most open to our t* aching, we tell them that wine is a mocker, that strong drink is raging, and warn them that no serpent is so dangerous, no adder so much to be dreaded, we shall be co workers with an all-merciful and wise God, who to preserve them from taking it, has sent them into the world with a loathing of its very taste. Our children will believe us. They will grow up with their natural instinct fortified by our iu : structiou and example. They will be preserved from the poisonous influence of the destroyer. There will be a bridgeless guif between them and the companions who are most likely to lead them into the ways of sin. They will be preserved from habits of extravagance and waste. They will have no companions but those who walk lit the ways of (hid; no em ployment for their spare time but that which is everlasting and purifying, and when wo pass to our reward, they will rise up and call us blessed, for they “took what their fathers took.” “ Itehiml (bo Scones. A colored woman named Elizabeth Keckley, at one time dressing maid to Mrs. Lincoln, has published u book with the above title. From Mrs. Keckley’s work it appears that at the time of Mr. Lincoln’s death, bis wife owed debts, of which he never hud any knowledge, to the amount of $70,000, of which 27,000 was due to the house of A. T. Stewart & Co., of New York. After her husband’s estate had been settled, Mrs. Lincoln's in come was staled by her to be $1,700 a year, ami it. was partly with a view to raise money to cover deficiencies In this revenue, ami partly in the hope of forc ing Republican politicians to pay her debts, and place her in a better situation, that Mrs. Lincoln undertook to advertise and exhibit that part of her wardrobe and jewelry which was so much the subject of conversation a few mouths ago. L’n -1 tier the name ol Mrs. Clarke, Mrs Lin coln went to New York, and took lodg ings at the St. Denis hotel, wheie Mrs. Keckley met her. Thence they went to the Union Place hotel, ami thence to Earle’s, in Canal street. Looking Into the Directory, Mrs. Lincoln selected a dealer in jewelry, to whom she endeav ored to sell some diamonds, and who was Induced to lake charge of the exhi bition and sale of the things she wished to sell. Finding that the Republicans would not furnish the money which was hoped for, this gentleman undertook to stimu late them by publications In the World, but ibis means also proved Ineilectual. 'Phe conclusion was, that the shawls and dresses were sent back to Mrs. Lincoln, who hail in the meantime returned- to Chicago. The charges of the undertak ing were $BOO, ami the receipts from the sale of a diamond ring, and some other articles, $824. With regard to the ac cusation brought against Mrs. Lincoln two or three years ago, of carrying off articles from the White House, which did not belong to her, Mrs. Keckley gives it an emphatic denial. The vol ume contains many anecdotes of inter est, especially respecting Mr. Lincoln, winch wo dare say will be read with pleasure by a considerable number of persons. We learn from It that the late Stephen A. Douglas, who was a political rival of Mr. Lincoln in mature.* life, was a rival In love at an earliei**period.— Douglas, was the first offer himself, but he was not accepted. He persisted : ‘‘ Mary, do you know what you are re fusing. You have always had an ambi tion to become the wife of a President of the United States. Pardon the egotism, but I fear in refusing my hand to-night you have thrown away your beat chance to ever rule in the White House.’’ I “I do not understand you Mr. Doug lass.” “Thun I will speak more plainly.”— You know, Mary, that I nni ambitious like yourself, ami somethin); seems to whisper in ray ear, ‘ You will be Presi dent someiiay.' Depend upon it, I shall make a stubborn light to win the proud position.” “ You have my best wishes, Mr. Doug las’; still I cannot consent to bo your wife. I shall'-become Mrs. President or I am the victim of false prophets, but’ it will not be as Mrs. Douglas. Mr. Lincoln proposed in his turn, but was also rejected. Tills broke his heart. He told a friend that lie was sick of the deceitful world, and wished himself out of it. Ho loved, and had been encour aged. but only to be refused ; he believed she was going to marry Douglass, and if she did, he would blow his own brains out. He actually fell into’brain fever, and t in- doctor liie.ii went to see the young lady, to tell her that she was the cause of his illness. “She frankly acknowledged hei folly,saying thalshe only Intended to test the sincerity of Mr. Lincoln’s loye; that he was the Idol of her heart, and that she woultl become his wile." This produced a cure, in due time the parlies were married. ggy Passengers are carried from New York to Boston, for S 3. Hates for St&Dcrtising. ADVEimssMKNTS will be inserted at Ton cent* per line for the first Insertion, and five cent* per lino for each subsequent Insertion. Quar terly,half-yearly, and yearly advcrliseineuU in serted at a liberal reduction on the above rotes. Advertisements should bo accompanied by ino Cash. When sent without any length ol time specified for publication, they, will bo continued until ordered out and charged accordingly. JOB PUINTINO. Cards, Handbills. Circulars, and eve% oth er description ol Job aud Cabd Printing execn ted In the neatest stylo, at low prices. ODDS AND ENDS. —lf a man empties his purse Into his head, uo man can lake it from him. —A man to speak bis mind, must have one to speak. —The largest Income in Milwaukee is $141,000. —“Now that you are on my side, 1 hope you will slick to me," as the patient said to the plaster. A man being asked for Ills marriage certllicate showed a big scar about the size of a shovel —it was satisfactory. —A wit once asked a peasant what part he perf-rmed in the great drama of life. “I mind my own business," was the reply. —Young men who complain of uneven side-walks will find them less uneven by going home at an earlier hour. —The hog may not bo thoroughly post ed in arithmetic, but when you come to square root ho is there—the hog Is. . , —Said an Irish justice to an obstesper ous prisoner on trial: ** We want nothing from you but silence, aud d—d little of that I" —A western paper says that an indlan rubber omnibus is about to be invented, which, when cram full, will hold a couple more. •• I say Brown, what a close shaver Jones is; why he’ii squabble about a penny; “ Well, what if he does?” said Brown, “the less one squabbles about, the bet ter.” —Said a conscientious auctioneer, La dles and gentlemen, there is no sham about the carpets ; they are genuine car pets. 1 bought them of old Tapestry himself. No,father heian’tadroneeltber,” said a bright lad ; “ lie’s a philanthropist, and collects money for the heathen in Africa to pay for our house and things.” —A man out west offered bail for a friend, was asked by the judge if lie had an incumbrance mi his farm, “ Oh yes,” said he, “ my old woman.” —A western paper publishes an account of a hole on u hill side. The bank, it says, fell in and left the hole sticking out some ten feet. —A western editor says that a girl late ly sent him word, that if lie didn’t shut his mouth about bishops, she’d wrap Lini up in u rag and make a bustle of him. —Jenks, who was appealed to for aid for the suflering poor of Crete, replied that there were poor “cretura” enough near home to claim all the aid that In* could afford to give. • —A gentleman rode up to n public house hi the country, and asked, “ who is the master of the house?” “ X am, sir,” re plied the landlord, “my wife has been dead about three weeks.” —Little Frank was taught that every one was made of the dust. One day he was watching the dust in the street as the wind was whirling it in eddies. “ What are you thinking ol ?” asked his mother. “Oh,” said Frank, with-serious face. “X thought that the dust looked as though there was going to be another little boy.” —“ Why don’t you get married?” said a young lady the other day to a bachelor friend. “1 have been trying for the last ten years to find some one who would be silly enough to have me,” was the reply. “ I guess you haven’t been up our way.” she smilingly said. —“ Mother,” exclaimed an afTectioimu young lady Just borne from boarding school, “ mother, here Is'u grumatlcul er ror in the B.ble J” “ Law, sakes," repli ed the old lady adjusting her spectacles, “ kill it! kill it right off, for it’s the pes ky thing that’s been eating up the book marks.” —Two countrymen seeing a naturalist in the field collecting insects, thus spoke of him: “ Vol’s that ’ere gemman ?” “ Vy, he’s a naturalist.” “ Vol’s that?” “ Vy, von who catches gnats, to be sure.” Wayward Wit.—lt is a very easy thing lor a man to be wise for other peo ple. The flower-girls can always raise the wind when the flowers blow. - The greatest miracle ever wrought by love is the reformation of u coquette. Enjoy your own life without comparing it will) that of amillier. If you shoot a duck, you may, by Jump ing in the river after it get two. Talent ami virtue are less frequently hereditary limn the gout. Love is most int.-llgible when it is uu able to express itself in words. A Lawyer’s Appeal.—The tlunulei rolled, the moon rolled, the stars wink ed, the sky was a complete web—gentle men of the jury—of thirling darkness on that night; and yet this T ere man did, with malice aforethought, steal forth in ter the quiet shades of u lonely farmer’s bouse, ami then, maliciously pisened his briudle yellow dog. Convict him, and the prayers of a nation are yours! —The Columbus Journal tells the fol lowing of General Sherman : “ At one ol the Connecticut towns, where he wits brought out on the platform to be seen by lellow-citizens, just before the train left he observed a tall, awkard-looking fellow approaching the curs, elbowing the crowd in the most excited manner, and bellowing, ‘Sherman! Sherman! don’t you know me?' The General in timated Umt be did not. at the moment, recognize his questioner as a familiar ac quaintance. ‘Don’t you remember, down in Georgia, stopping one day on the march where there was a crowd of fellows looking on at a chicken light?’— The General laughed. Yes, he did re member. ‘ Well, 1 said the fellow with a grin of ineffable satisfaction and modest triumph, that was my rooster that whip ped !’ ” —A Yankee, having told an English man that lie shot, on one particular oc casion, nine hundred and ninety-nine snipes, Ids interlocutor asked him why he didn’t make it a thousand at once. “ No,” said lie; ” not likely I’m going to tell a lie for one snipe.” i-Old Professor S was one of the in structorsof Dartmouth College,years ago, and was withal, about as lilmit and straight-forward a specimen of humanity as ever walked, being considered a little crabbed by intimates. One day in early summer he was taking his usual stroll about the village, keeping his “ eye out” for any "fast" student who might lie “ oil duty,” when he met Mr. Page, a sturdy farmer from East Hanover, with u load of wood, trudging along the road barefooted and hatless; but lie was aline representative of “ nature’s noblemen.' “Hallo! Mr. Page,” growled the Pro fessor, “I should like to know if all the peopie of Hanover go barefooted I” “Part on ’em do, and the rest on ’em mind their own business,” was the rath er settling reply. —Some sermons are like a bright artil lery piece for a model; all linislied, bur nished, shining j everybody says, “what a splendid piece of ordnance!” people stand and look in its mouth,ami measure its breach, and lift the ball it can carry, ami admire it without fear, for there is no power in it. ■ It Is not meant to shoot any person, hut to attract admiration as a iinisited piece of ordnance. An elabo rate model sermon,''without a prayer, is a gun that a man might put ids ear to the muzzle without fear. And some sermons are like the artillery pieces, that are wheeled into line in a sliatii light, and fired witli blank cartridges. There must be both powder and ball if execution is to be done. Above all tilings, there must be prayer. There must be prayer on fire.