F llje 'American "boluntecr. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING BT . BRATTON Sc KENNEDY. OFFICE-JOBTH MABKEI SaCAfiE. Terms Two Dollars por year if paid strictly In advance; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents If paid within three months; after which Three Dollars will he charged. These terms will bo rigidly ad hered to In every Instance. No subscription dis continued until all arrearages ore paid', unless at the option of the Editor, ifrofcaafonal dartre. f M WEAKLEY, Attorney at Law. tf s Office on South Hanover'street. In the room formerly ooqnploti by a. B. Sharpe. Esa ■pp E. BELTZHOOVER, Attorney P , AND CoDKSELon AT Law, Carlisle, Penna, nalco on South Hanover street, opposite Lentz’s store. By special arrangement with the Patent Office, attends to scouring Patent Rights, Deo. 1,1865. * butler, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND UNITED STATES CLAIM AGENT, CARLISLE, CUMBERLAND CO. PA. Pensions, Bounties, Back Pay, &c., promptly collected. Applications by mail will receive duo attention, and the proper blanks and Instructions forward ed. In all letters of Inquiry, please enclose postage ut«mp. ' Marche, 1807—tf CHAS. E. MAGLATJGHUN, Attor ney at Law. Office In Building formerly occupied by Volunteer, a few doors South of Han non’s Hotel. Deo. 1,1865. aM. BELTZHOOVER, Attorney , at Law and Real Estate Agent. Sbephords lown, West Virginia. Prompt attention given to all business in Joflbrson county and the Counties adjoining it. .. Fel?. IkiBBS-rlg. TOHN. C. GRAHAM, Attorney at m Law. Office formerly occupied by Judge Graham, South Hanover street. Carlisle, Penna. Deo. 1,1805— ly. MG. HERMAN, Attorney at Law. « Office in Rhoem’s Hall Buildlngi In the rear of the Court House, next door .to the “Her ald" Office. Carlisle, Penna. Deo. 1, isto. WM-. J. SHEARER, Attorney &o. at LAW, Carlisle. Pa, Office near Court House, South side of Publio Square, In *' Inhofl’s Corner." second floor. Entrance, Hanover Street. 43** Practicing in ail the Courtsthis Judicial District, prompt attention will be given to all business in tbe Counties of Perry and Juniata, as well os of Cumberland. May 21,1800—ly*. \T T F. SADLER, Attorney at Law, V Y # Carlisle, Penna. Office in Building for merly occupied by Volunteer, South Hanover street.’ \ Deo, 1, 1805. j*r" WJ KENNEDY Attorney at Law, VV • Carlisle, Penna, Office same as thatot the "American volunteer," South side of the Pub lio Square. Dec. 1 1805. JOHN LEE, Attorney at Law, North Hanover Street, Carlisle, Pa., Fob. 16,1800—1 y. TAMES A." DUNBAR, Attorney at Deo. J, 1805. iPWU. J* R« BIXLBR offers his profes- I / sional services'to the citizens of Carlisle and V Offlce y *on Main street, opposite thojail, In the room lately occupied by L. Todd, Esq. April H, 1807—ly ' S NEWTON SHORT} D. t Physi , man and Surgeon, MeohanlcsbuTg, Pa.— nlfful lor past favors, would most respectful ly inform his friends and the public generally, that be is still practicing Medicine ana Surgery In all their branches.' 1 Special attention given to tbe treatment of diseases of the Eye and Ear, and all other ohronlo affections. Office In Wilson’s Building, Main St., up stairs. Nov. 29,1800. BR. GEORGE S. : BEARIGHT, Den tist. From the J Baltimore College of Dentaj erg. Office at the" rfcSfdence of his mother, East Louther Street, throe doora below Bedford, Carlisle, Penna. • Deo. 1,1806. BkENTISTRY— Dr.W.B. Shoemaker— f Practical Dentist, Nowviile, Pennsylvania, oo in Miller's Building. Feb. 22,1800.—ly. TYAVID F. MILLER, ■SURVEYOR AND DRAFTSMAN MOUNT ROOK, CUMBERLAND CO., PA ' - ••• ■ CABINET MAKING, in. oH'ltd Beau* reaus. Secretaries, Work-stands, Parlor Ware, Upholstered Chairs, Sofas, Pier, Side and Centro Tables, Dining and Breakfast Tables, Wash stands of all kinds, ITrench Bedsteads, high and low posts: Jenny Lind, and Cottage Bedsteads. Chairs of all kinds, Looking Glasses, and all other articles usually manufactured In this line of business, kepi constantly on hand. 4 His workmen are men of experience, his ma terial the best, and his work mode in the latest city style, and all under his own supervision. It win be warranted and sold low for cash. He invites all to give him a call before purchas ing elsewhere. For the liberal patronage here toflre extended to him he feels indebted, to his numerous customers, add assures them that no efforts will be spared in future to please them In style and price. Give us a call. Remember the place, North Hanover street, nearly opposite the Deposit Bank, Carlisle, DAVID SIPE. DOM EST I C/GO ODS , I 1 30rg ©actus. / 186 T. Bi,RING! y!867. BARG A IlfS Now opening it DRESS GOODS, OASSIMERES, SA.TSINETTS AND JEANS, whitHe gooes, DRESS'TRIMMINGS, ZEPHYRS, HIBjOm AND NOTIONS RING’S NEW STORE, NO. 55 TViSSr MAIN STREET, OppoUtolUe Mansion House. Next door to tlio Post Office, Carlisle. April 18,18C7. £OOK OUT DRY GOODS MEN I TO THE PUBLIC. I havo just returned from the East -with my Spring Stock, and os usual. lam selling Goods a little cheaper than any other Dry Gqoda.House in town. Ido not think it necessary to occupy a column ofnewspaper to endeavor to keep np my reputation tor selling Cheap ao i wish to resort to any other clap-trap to gull the public. All X ask of them Is to call and examine for themselves, and it not satisfied with the pri ces, not to buy. Remember the stand. No. 32 North Hanover street, next door to Dr, Kleuer a, and Miller & Bowers' Hardware store. WM. A. MILES. P. 8. i will soy nothing about my third and fourth grand openings. April 18,1857. £2B HOOP SKIRTS. 628. new SPRING, STYLESi “OUE OWN MAKE.” embracing every New and Desirable size, stylo anu Shape of Plain and'Trail Hoop Bklrts,—2, 2M, 2k. 2 8-4,8 1-4,3 1-2.3 3-4 and 4 Yds., round every length and size Waist; in every respect Fwst Q,wai£ty, and especially adapted to meet tne wonts of First Class and most fashionable Trade. “Our Own Moke," of Hoop Skirts, are lighter, more elastic, more durable, and really onoper uian any other make of either Single or Donnie Spring skirt in the American Market.' They are Warranted in every respect, and wherever Intro anoed give universal satisfaction. They are now oeiog extensively Sold by Retailers, and every should try them, • oftTi tor “Honkla'e Own Make," and see thaV irx«§i tlrt laßtamped* , W.T HOIteINtSMANU- Vch Street, PhUadolphla."- uontilne A uatoiognecontaining. otylo. Size and Retail Prices, seat to any address. A uniform and Liberal Discount allowed to Deal ers. Orders by mall or otherwise, promptly and carefully filled—Wholesale and Retail, at Manu factory oud Sales-rooms. B No. 828 AROH Street, PHILADELPHIA, ouirte mode to order, altered and repaired. Terms, Net Cash, One Price Only . „ „ * WILLIAM T. HOPKINS, April 18, 1307—10 m. . - t j'UN'POB ALIil! b nil instructions by which any person, mole or wmale, can master the great art ofvantriloQulam py a few boars’ pmotice, making a world oi fUn, ana after becoming experts themselves, con teach thereby making it a source of Income.— f-Sl* }Astractioas sentby moll for 60 cents. Bat inaction guaranteed. MwTTuw^i? rawel ”■ Troy * H * Y ’ . ~. . . . . . .. _.... , . , . . . , . • . . , . . . . . . . , •. . . , , . . . , , . • „ . . 1 0 t 111 la E t! tir ~ , „ ..,. . . , , ' Ilk . • . ' A , BY BRATTONKENNEDY. ■ 3£teal Eatate. ESTATE FOB SALEM W. J. SHEARER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND AGENT FOR THE SALE OF Cumberland Co. Real Estate, OFFERS THE FOLLOWING VALUABLE REAL ESTATE FOR BALE AT REASONABLE PRICES t IN THE BOROUGH OF CARLISLE. No. 1. SIX of th 6 finest BUILDING LOTS in the Borough, on South Hanover Street. No. 2. The six most elevated BUILDING LOTS In the Borough, situated at the head ol South St. IN TUB COUNTRY. No. 8. A TRACT OF THIRTY-SIX ACRES, with small hut comfortable BRICK DWELLING HOUSE, Frame Stable, «fcc., and a young and thrivlngOrohard ot CHOICE FRUIT, situate on the Rallroitd, In North Middleton twp.. West, and within a mile of, tho Borough of Carlisle. This property na a HOMESTEAD and for general or Truck Farming, Is the most desirable tract of its size to be found anywhere in tho vicinity of Carlisle. The certain extension of the town West ward," partly consequent upon the Improve ments mode and contemplated by the Railroad Company in that direction, drawing, as they necessarily will, nearly the whole trade of the >town to that end, will very greatly enhance the value of this land to the future owner, for any purpose whatever, rendering it a safe and profit able investment. ' Feb. 28,1800. - ) JFutnitute, &c- / B. EWING, .~J. CABINET MAKER /■' ' AND UNDERTAKES, WEST MAIN STREET, j CARLISLE, PENN’A. A Sfenfuid Assortment op NE W FUR N IT UR E ' fortho Holidays, comprising • Sofas, Camp Stools, Lounges, Centro Tables, , Rocking Chairs, Dining Tables/ .■ Easy Chairs, Card Tables; Reception Chairs, Ottomans/ > Bureaus, What-Nits. Secretaries, &c., dc. f Parlor, < Chamber, > Dining Room, I ' Kltchm f and Office .Mm of tho,Latent Stylo'* COTTAGE FURNITUREdN SETTS, Splendid New Patterns. / BEDSTEADS AND MATTRESSES, ' GILT FRAMES AljTy PICTURES, ’ ingreatywlGty, Particular attention gpen to Funerals. Orders from town and count?/ attended to promptly and on reasonable loV^s. Deo. 48, IB6o tf / WARE HOUSE. TOVN and country. The subscrßw respectfully informs his friends and the publw generally, that ho still continues the Undertaking business, and is ready to wait auou cuswmurs either by day or by night. Beady mode Colins kept constantly on bond, both Eifrtn aBd ornamental. He has constantly on and Fife's Patent Meialio Burial Case; of whfbh he ha# been appointed the sole agent. This case is fetommended as superior to any of the kind ' now l n use, It being perfectly air tight. po has also furnished himself with u new Rose w6od Hearse and gentle horses, with which he .will attend funerals in town and country, per sonally, without extra charge, , .Among the greatest discoveries of the agd Js Well's tipring Maitnus, the beat and cheapest bed now In use, the exclusive right of which I have secured, and will bo kept constantly on hand. oil day AND WEDDING PRESENTS! A Fine Lot of GOLD, AMERICAN, SILVER, AND IMPORTED WATCHES, A Splendid Assortment of SOLID AND PLATED SILVER WARE, Gold Pens, Gold Chains, Fancy Goods, d’c. Fine BErra'oF KNIVES AND FORKS, CLOCKS IN GREAT VARIETY, GOLD RINGS, GOLD AND SILVER THIMBLES. Particular attention given to repairing •WATCHES, CLOCKS AND JEWELRY. TBOS. CONLYN, AgL No. 11 West Main St., opposite Marlon HoU. Deo. 20.1808—Dm piPER’S . BOOK AND FANCY STORE, and general news depot, 83 WEST MAIN STREET, OABUSLE, PA, A fine assortment of Goods on hand, such os Writing Desks, Port Folios, Ladles Companions, » Work Boxes, Satchels, Ladles* Purses, ' Pocket Books, Begar Cases, Cord Coses, Gold Fens, Pen Knives, ** &0., &o. A LARGE SUPPLY OP FAMILY BIBLES and PHOTOGRAPHIC ALBUMS, AT REDUCED PRICES, DIARIES FOB 1867 Subscriptions received for all Mogazlnea, Fash ion Books, Papers, Ao., at publishers prices. Yon save postage and always sure of receiving your Magazmesby subscribing at PtpKß’s. Special attention Is paid to keeping always on hand a supply of SCHOOL SOCM?S r .. for town and country schools. Boons oud Music ordered when desired. May 23,1807—tf ■pHOTO GRAPHS FOB THE HI ELIONI I Wiu send, past-paid, 60 Photographs of tho moat celebrated Actors for 60 coots; BOAotrssaas for 60 cents: 60 Union Generals for 50 cents; w Rebel Generals for 60 cents; 50 Btatesmen for 60 cents; 60 beautiful young Ladles for SO cento; W fine-looking young Gentlemen for 60 h large Photographs of French Dancing Girls, In costume, beautifully colored, exactly aa,th®y *Pr n*’ Bend all ordera to F, O* BOX 177, TTOyiN.Y. May.w,ißffr-iy Buautanvk (gontpantea. ' .. EASTERN DETECTIVE j MULES, / CATTLE, . / AND sheep. /gainst LOSS BY THEFT, /atJVZ> DBA TH B Y FI BE, \ ACCIDENT OB NATURAL CAUSES. / This Is tho only Detective Live Stock Insurance Company in the Stale: and, moreover, It Covers /Ann Bisks, while others insure only against cer tain circumstances. _ SAM’!/ K. HUM RICH, Special Agent, Offlca.26 West Main SU, Carlisle, ■ Sam'l Hoover, Local Agent, Meobanicsburg, Pa.; J. A. 0. McCune, Local Agent, Bhipponsburg, Pa. May 80,1887—Cm gPECIXL INSURANCE AGENCY I Over 825,000,000 of Capital Represented. Home, Metropolitan, Manhattan, Artlo, Secu rity. North American, Germania, all of New York. Aetna and Phoenix of Hartford, Conn,; North American of Philadelphia, Pa.; * armors Mutual of York, Pa,; Columbia Mutual of Lan caster, Penu’a. •The main element te bo desired In Insurance Companies is ■ ■ BEOUEIT Y . If wealth, experience, intelligence and probity exist, perpetuity and honorable dealing will be likely to ensue. Insurance creates independence. A person pays for his own indemnity, and need not be a tax on his friends. Every man should insure; tho burning oi whose property would injure or Inconvenience himself, his family, or his neighbors. Insurance effected at this agency, no maltei bow large the amount, in either wtook or Mutual Companies. Policies issued, losses adjusted and 1 k. HUMRICH, . especial Insurance Agent. Office In Marion Hall Bunding, West Main Street, Carlisle, or to tho following local agents ; J. E. Korree, Nowvllle; John R. dhiUor.New Bloom* Held, Perry. County, Pa.; or A. H. WOldman. Mifflin town, JUmata County, Pa. Jan. B,lBo7—Urn Mutual life insurance co. OPNKWYOKK. CABB ASSETS $15,000,000. This Is strictly and entirely a Mutual Company. Itmakes-lis dividends annually and pays tnem at tho end of each and every year. Its assets are not diluted, nor Its strength weakened by any doubtful premium notes or stockholders notes,— Doubtful securities hud no place In its list oi cash assets, it clnn&es its policy holders no in ti-feat, and furmsaos insurance at exact cost. Twenty-four years ol straight forward, honora ble dealing, has made its name the synonym ol strength among business men, and Is to-day the LEADING' LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY of this continent. Possessing the largest assets, the largest amount insured, the largest income and the largest surplus over liabilities, as shown by the official reports of the Insurance Depart ment of New York, and which will bo shown to any persons wishing to determine foe themselves tho true condition, and standing of different com panies by applyihg to the agent, " - SAMUEL K. HUMRICH. Office No. 28 West Main Hu, Carlisle. Jan. 3. xm—bm.' $2OO REWARD J_ PENNSYLVANIA MUTUAL HORSE THIEF DETECTING AND ' INSURANCE COMPANY. From three to five dollars will insure your horse against thieves for five years. . Persons desiring to become members wiU apply to BAM'L K. HUMRIOH, Special Agent. Office 20 West Main 81., Carlisle. Jan. 8, JSOr-rto* • The railwayjpassbngbrs as surance COMPANY, of Hartford, Conn, unmres against all kinds of Accidents. CAPITAL 4304,800.' For five thousand dollars in case of fatal acci dent, or $25. Weekly Compensation In case oJ disabling bodily injury, at 25 cents per day. For SAMUEL K. euMIUCH’S, Office No. 20 West Main St., Carlisle. Jan. S, 1867 5m Hartford live stock insu* RANCB COMPANY. C API TAL $500,000.- Horses Insured against death from any cause, or against theft. - • , ..... Working Oxen, Cows and Sheep may be token at 8 to 4 per cent on two thirds their cash value. Losses promptly adjusted at the Office of the Car lisle Agency. SAM’LK. HUMRIOH, Special Agent, Office No. 26 West High St., Carlisle. March 14,1867—ly TjUBE INSURANCE. "Tthe ALLEN AND EAST PENNSBORO’ MU TUAL FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY, of Cam besland county. Incorporated by an act of As sembly, In the year 1843, and having recently bad Us charter extended jto the-year 1883, Is nowin active and vigorous operation under the super* intendence of the following Board of Managers; Wm. R. Gorges, Christian Staympn, Jacob Eb erly. Daniel Bailey, Alexander Cathcnrt. Jacob H. Coover, John Elohelberger, Joseph Wickorra, Samuel Eberly. Rudolph Martin, Moses Brioker. Jacob Coover and J. C. Dunlap. The rates of insurance ore os low and favorable as any Company of the kind in the State. Per sons wishing to become members are Invited to make application to the agents.of the Company, who are willing to wait upon them at any time.- Presldentr—W. R.GOPGAS, Ebgrly's Mills, Cum berland County. „ ... Vice President—Cimit. tan Carlisle, • Secretory—John O. Dunlap. Meohanlcsburg, Treasurer—DANTEX Bailey. DUlsburg, York Co, AGENTS. Cumberland County—B onn Bhorrick, Allen: Hen- ■ ry Zoaring, Shlremanstown: Lafayette Pefler, Pennstooro*; Samuel Coover, Mechaniosburg; J. W. CookUn, Shepherds town; D. Coover, Upper Allen: J. O. Saxton# Silver Spring jJohn Hyer, Carlisle: Valentine Feeman, New Cumberland; James MoCandUsh, NewylUe. York Cbuniy—W. 8. Picking, Dover;/James Griffith. Warrington ;T. F. Deardorff, Washing ton; Richey Clark, DUlsburg; D. Ratter, Fair view: John Williams, Carrou. ■ . Dauphin County— Jacob Houser, Harrisburg. Members of the Company having policies about to expire, can have them renewedby making ap plication to any of the agema. Deo. I 1805 Q.REAT J WATCH SALE! 2000 WATCHES, Patent Lever Movements, full jewelled, Hunting Cases, Sterling Silver, Beauti fully Engraved and in every respect first class Timers. To be sold at six dollars each, being leas than three-fourths the cost of manufacturing.— These watches ore retailed by Jewelers at from. 816 to 8 * 8, the actual cost to the manufacturer being , 80 each. This stock of watches was purchased at a Bankrupt Bale in London, and are now offered at such extremely low figures, that all may possess a correct Time-keeper at a merely nominal sum. Every walob warranted for 'l years. Parties or dering them sent by mail, must enclose 8c cents extra to repay postage. < Money enclosed in a well sealed letter may ne sent at my risk. , Address all orders to MAJBLIH CONNOR. ■ - " At»OWV,N.V JIALSB WHISKER V' May 10,1807— 1 y r , AND MO UBTA CUE A BEAUTIFUL FAIR OF FALSE MOUS TACHES AND tore. so perfect they cannot be detected.from the aenolneTwUl be Bent postrpaidby maUtoanyad dress. 6roat atientlon.it* paid Jn loro of these articles by one Paris. M. L, Fouohb, who Is the best Eoanamc tarer ia Europe. Moustaches# SI.QO» Slde Whls kora, 83.00; pull Baord. 05.0 Q. - ' ■- AJfcSSKV. : ’ sole Agent for the UnitedfitMw, May 19, 1867-^ly CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 20. 1867,; ¥v fottirai, LOTE. AY T. K. HARVEY. There mo those who say the lover’s heart. Is In the loved one’s merged; O, never by love’s own warmtart So cold a pica was urged I Not—hearts that love hath crowned or crossed, Love fondly knits together; But not a thought or hue Is lost. That made a part of either. Expanding in the soft brlghfheat That draweth each to other,* Each feels Itself in every beat Though boating for another; It Is their very union’s art The separate parts to prove, A man first learns how great his heart W hon ho has learned to love. The loving hearty give back ns due The treasure It bn* found— As scents return to him who throw Tho precious things around— Tlio mirrors show, because they’re bright, Vtoat shadows o’er them move— Receives the light, and by the light Reflects tho form of love. As lie who, wrapt In fancy’s dremu. Bends o’er some wave at even, Yet deep wllhln the sunlight stream Secs but himself and heaven— So looketh through his loved one’s eyes, In search of all things rare, Tho lover—and amid love’s skies HJ msolf Is everywhere. It is an 111-told talo that tells Of “ hearts by love made one V He grows who near another's dwells More conscious of his own; - In each spring up now thoughts and powers • That, 'mid love’s warm, dear weather, Together tend like climbing flowers, And turning, grow together. Such fictions blink love’s hotter part, Yields up its half of bliss; The wells are In the neighbors heart When there Is thirst In this: There flndoth love tho passion flowers On which It learns to thrive; Makes honey la another’s bowers, But brings It homo to hive. Love’s life Is in Its own replies— To each low boat it beats, Smiles back tlio smiles, sighs back the slftlis, And every throb repeats. Then, since one loving heart still throws ‘ • ■ two snuaowrm love's sun, How should-two loving hearts compose, And mingle into one I fitiluttleittou6. MY PLAIN LOVER. . I waa.a coquette. Many alover’sheart I ha'l lacerated by refusing his oiler of marriage after 1 bad lured him on to a declaration. My last victim’s natna was James Frazer. He was a tall, awkward, homely, ungainly man, but his hea.'twas true as steel. I respected him highly, and felt pained when I witnessed bis an guish at my rejection of him. Bat the fact was I had fallen in Jove with Cap tain Elliott, who had been unremitting in his attention to me. Mr, Frazer warn ed me against Mr. Elliott, but £ charged him* with jealousy r and took his warning 'os an insult. A few days after Mr. Elliott and I were engaged, and my dream of romanticlove seemed in a fair way of realization. I had a week of happiness. Many had not so much in a lifetime. Many awake from the bright short dream to find, themselves In a life-Jong darkness and. which there .is no escape. Thank God, 1 was not to be so miserable' os they! . My mother was a widow of good cir cumstances, but having very baa health. She was also of an easy, listless, credu lous nature-bating trouble, luid willing to take things just as they happeu to pre sent themselves. She therefore made no inquiries about Captain Elliott—but fondly believed that Inasmuch ns he was a Captain, ho must necessarily be a man of honor also, especially as he had served in the Crimea and in India, and won medals. His regiment was quartered In the neighborhood, and ho had the repu tation of being one of the wealthiest, os he was certainly the handsomest officer in it. I remember well the day we be came engaged. He was on duty, but be managed to ride over to our house in his uniform, and while we were walking in to the house he made the tender avowal. I referred to mamma; he hastened to her —returned jn three minutes, and led me into her presence to receive the assurance that the material consent had been read ily and freely given. My dear mother hated trouble, and moreover loved me tenderly, so that she was well pleased to find a husband presenting himself In a form and manner apparently so eligible for her beloved aud only daughter. AVell, a week passed quite delightfully os I have said, and at the expiration of this there might have been seen a gay equistriaa party winding throughourold Devonshire woods and quiet country roads. Elliott and I led the cavalcade. I rode my own beautiful brown Bess. Cap tain Elliot was mounted on a handsome black horse that had been sent him from London. Following us was a bevy of merry girls and their cavaliers.; and among them was tall, awkward and silent James Frazier. Hispresencehad marred all the pleasure of my ride, and I was glad to be in advance of them all that I might not see him. And so we rode on’through the woods, and I listened, well pleased, to the Jow, animated words of the gallant Elliott, who wished himself a knight and me a faire ladyeof the olden times, that ho might go forth to do battle and compel ail men to recognize the claims of his peerless love. Very eloquently he spoke of his Inspirations of love, of the deeds ana perilous exploits it had prompted, wishing again and again that he might proclaim his love before the world. It pleased me to listen to this and believe it sincere, though I surely had no wish to pottnyiover to buctt-atCTt. A-obot otid aenly rang thiough the woods, and a wounded bird darting past, fluttered and fell at the feet of Brown Bess. With a bound and a spring that nearly unseated me, she was olf. Struggling to regain my seat, I had no power to cheek her, and even as she flew, the fear and madness of the moment grew upon her. X could only cling breathlessly to mane and bridle, and wonder helpless ly where thie mad gallop woe to end.— She swerved from a passing wagon, and turned Into a path that led to the river.— In the sudden movement the reins had been torn from my hands, and X could not regain them. I clung to the mane and shut my eyes that I might not be hold the fate that awaited me. How sweet was life in those precious moments that I,thought my. last! How all Us Joys, Its affections, Its last crowning love, rose up before me? I thought of the paug that would rend Elliott’s heart as he saw me lying mangled and dead; and/ then the thought would come If he were Eursulng and trying to save me, even, as e said, at the risk of life and limb. I felt a sudden shook, a fearful rushing through the air, and I knew no more for days afterward, when I awoke to a faint, weak semblance of life In my'chamber at hotae. ■' I never saw Captain Elliott afterwards. The last words I ever heard from his lips were those of a knightly king. The last action of his, life, in connection with mine, was to follow In the train of fright ened youths who -rode after me, to con .template the disaster from afar, and ns bcoo aa.heaawme lifted from the shallow bed of the river, Into which I had been thrown when my frightened horse stop ped suddenly on Its bank, to ride hastily off. . That evening he sent to make in quiries, and learulug that I was severely, but it was hoped, not fatally Injured, He thence-forthcontented hlmselfwjm tidings of my condition and imarWvei aajcould be gained by mefb rhqjor. At last It was kttown thjSMl would nevck recover entirely worn fc® effect of mjl injury, aild th\t very (my captain ElUotv Buddcfalw\epyfcfaA from tbe neighbor-** hood. no attempt to see me, nor sent me any farewell. When X was onco more abroad, and beginning with much unalloyed bitterness, to learn the lesson of patience and resignation that awaited me, I received a letter from him, in which he merely said he presumed my own judgment hud taught mo In my al tered circumstances our engagement must coin© to an end; but to satisfy his own sells© of honor (his honor!) he wrote t«» say that while entertaining the highest respect for me, he desired a formal re nunciation of the claim. Writing on tbe bottom of the letter, “ Let It be as you wish,” I returned It to him at once, and thus ended my brief dream of romance. v I beard ere this of Mr. Elliott’s coward-* ly conduct on that day; but now I first bethought me to Inquire who had rescued mo from that imminent death.' And then I learned that James Frazer, his arm al ready broken by the jerk with which Brown Bess had torn away from him as he caught at-her bridle, had ridden after Iceland was the first to lift mo from the water. Many times dally ho had made inquiries concerning me; bis had been the hand that sent mo the rare flowers that hud decked my room, his were the lips that breathed words of comfort and hope to my poor mother; his were the books that Xhad read during the days of convalescence: and his, now, the unn that supported me, as slowly and pain fully I paced the garden walls. , I have been his wife for many a year. I have forgotten that he is not handsome— or rather ne is beautiful to me, < hecause I see' his graud and loving, spirit shining through his plain features and animating figure. I have long since laid aside, os utterly untenable, that beautiful spirits dwell only in lovely bodies. It may be a Providential dispensation that, in deny ing physical perfection, the soul Is not dwarfed or marred by petty vanity or love of the world’s praise. A Child Starved to Dentli'in Its Mother’s Arms. Yesterday morning a family of Ger mans, consisting of a man, his wile and three children, evidently in very poor circumstances, arrived here on the At lantic and Great Western train, en route for Clncinuatti, to which place they bad secured transportation from New York. Aa-ihe train lulled iav cumirci wiv\i uiw forenoon train on the Olnclnattl, Hamil ton, and Dayton road, the family was obliged to lay over here for the evening train. For a while the poor family remained on- the platform until some one invited them to. go into the ladies’ room aud bo seated. The people seemed to shrink from observation, and were grouped to gether in one corner of the room. The woman was holding an infant in hor arms, and a lady who happened to pass close to hor noticed that it looked like a corpse, and as she could speak tho Ger man language, she asked the woman what was the matter with her child. At this question the poor Woman burst into uncontrollable lamentation, declaring that her child was dead.. Ah soon as the grief stricken mother could partially control herself, she in formed the lady that they were very poor; that they had just means enough to get to New Jerk, and purchase a sec ond-class ticket to Cincinnati, where they had friends; that they hud no mon ey to purchase food, and were afraid to ask anybody for something to eat; and that they had suffered in silence, without a morsel of food for themselves and chil dren from tho time' they loft Now York they reached this city. About three hours before they reached here their babe—a child about a year old —died from starvation. And that poor starving mother carried her dead child upon her bosom, hoping to reach their friends in Cincinnati before they should bo starved, v Tue countenances of the man ahd wife bore painful evidence of the progress of starvation, and their uncomplaining chil dren looked little belter than the corpse o. tho little sufferer that had just passed through tho gate of death to the land of plenty. The moment the terrible condition of this poor family was made known they found friends in everybody around them. The mother was instantly relieved of her dead babe, and while a. messenger was dispatched for an undertaker the survi ving members of the sorrowing family were taken to tho waiting-room of the de pot and given all they could eat. By standers tell us that the scone in tho de pot, when the suffering mother gave vent to her pent-up grief, was one of the most affecting they ever witnessed. Every one was affected to tears. • Tho child was burled yesterday after noon, and the bereaved family, after be ing made as comfortable as possible, were sent mi by the evening train to their friends in Cincinnati. A word about their situation at any point on the route would have secured these suffering peo ple all tho food they desired; but they were actually so diffident among stran gers that they would all have starved to death before they would have made their situation knowu-orasked for food. —Day. ton (Ohio) Journal , June I. An Unfortunate Prize-Holder.— A man who lives In one of the rural coun-, ties of Ohio, drew the prize of “20,000 notes of land in'Pike county, Kentucky,” in tho recent gift enterprise scheme In that vicinity. Ho called upon the mana ger of the enterprise and told them he didn’t want the land, and they might keep it by giving him $20,000. They de clined tho offer, gone-ous as it was, and then he dropped to $15,000, and finally to $lO,OOO, declaring that he hoped pever to see his wife and children If hi? would take a cent less. The gift-inen didn’t want tho land. It was worth double the price ho offered to take, for it, of course, but they had other uses for the money and couldn’t invest. Ho took the deed for tho land—would gladly have taken the will for the deed, that is if they willed to lii»» tb« m«n«^ — aiiTt—vrmrtr to I J iRO county to viewhisposscsslons. Ho found 20,000 acres of barren rock aud mountain, that would hardly afford subsistence for a rattlesnake HecouldnTfindalevelspot of ground that afforded sufficient space for the most economical garden patch, but he could.instead ——“Bee rudely swell Crag over orog, and fell o’er foil.” And nothing else. He wended his way back agMn—“dll the way from Pike” — and offered to let the gift managers have the land for $B,OOO— hoped to die if he’d fall another cent. They declined the offer, singular as it may appear, but finally agreed to lake it off bis hands and . pay him $5OO. This he Indignantly refused' and so he still remains one ot the great land monopolists” of the day, the owner of an exceedingly picturesque and un dulating farm of twenty thousand acres. — Turf, Field and Farm. A Compromise.—A citizen of Nashville, Tennesaue, requests the half-million of intelligent people who read these pages to' take note of the enaul ng: A jury In Alabama had been empanel ed In the cose of a Mr, Johnson, charged with billing his wife. The evidence was positive and conclusive, leaving not a doubt of speedy conviction. To theamazo meut of all, the Jury, after nshortabsence, returned a verdict, " Guilty of horse-steal ing I” The Judge, astonished, asked an explanation, stating that the indictment wasnot for horse-stealing, but manslaugh ter. Tho foreman, with his band upon a huge law-book, and with an amusingly dignified air informed the Court that •• ft was not a case of manslaughter, but wo manslaughter, for which the < law made no provision ; but satisfied the man de served to bo bung, they had brought In a verdict of horse-stealing, which, In that county, would be sure to swing htm!” •h | FASHIONABLE AND PERSONAfi, Etiquette of parties. “All the world’s a Stage, * And all the men and women merely player*. I Wo publish the following for the bene fit 8f the uninitiated who wish to enter the enchanted precincts of the “World of Fashion.” The instructions hero giv en may bo relied upon ns strictly ortho dox ; The degree of style which you design • for your party is to be shown by the length of time the cards are issued bo beforehand. From one to three weeks is the limit, which gives guests ample time to arrange their engagements and pre pare their dresses for your entertainment, invitation cards are twice as large os common visiting cards, and bear the iiam,e of the hostess, and the words “ At home,” followed by her address, and the hour and evening. Balls, masquerades aud soirees musicalcs are indicated by the words “ music,V “ mask” or “ dancing,” on the lower left hand corner of the card. “Compliments,” “the honor of your company,” and such flourishes of polite ness, are out of style. On the evening of the reception, a ser vant should be in attendance at the head of the stairs to direct guests to the dress ing-rooms for gentlemen and ladies, which are at some distance from each other. The escort conducts the lady in his charge to the door of the dressing room, and afterwards waits ior her near It. Forlorn damsels who are detained In the balls, vainly waiting till some auto craticbrolber or ignorantatfcendanfc pokes bis head out of the gentleman’s room to see if she is ready, are held to be justified in requiring his attendance at once to her own doorsteps, and dismissing him there. 3 Giving his right arm to the lady, her escort leads her down at once to the hos tess, to whom the first salutations are al ways due. To receive these, the ladyof the bouse should stand near the door by which the guests enter. It is an assump tion lu decided bad taste for her to staud in the centre of the room, compelling her guests to come forward and salute her like a queen. She is to look and speak a welcome to each person, even if she ring the changes on “Pleased to see you,” and “ Hope you’ll find tbeeveniug pleasant,” till they fall mechanically from her al • most paralyzed lips. One cannot but ad mire the ready wit and tact of those queens of society, whose best commenda tion is that 11 they always have some thing new to say to everybody.*’ It is the duty of the guesPto second theeffurts made to give mm pleasure, in compa ny, one should look cheerful, if not gay. Learn the* versatile disposition that suits itself to the occasion. No matter if you are in an inward shudder of bashfulness, keep out of tho corners, and say. some thing to somebody; but, If possible, let It not bo about the weather, Yourself, your occupation and anxieties you leave behind, aud be careful not to suggest the same personalities to others. The rule of conversation is, that If you wish to be in timate wltn your companion, you talk of yourself and youraffalrs; if you would be kind, speak of his interests; and if you would be agreeable, too, make the third parties and general topics. In society an even corteous poise toward all is best, and more effectually stimulates and preserves interest than showy expressment of man ner. Prejudices, dislikes and peculiari ties should disappear under a veil of smi ling politeness. The duties of the hostess are but begun when her guests are welcomed aud re ceived. At least, it used to be held in the polite old times that she should cir culate among t her guests, diffusing gra cious attentions about her, especially on the uninteresting and diffluent. Her daughters and sons emulated her la so cial charity ; and the smiling behests of the lady mistress were laid upon the gen tlemen to search out the neglected wall flowers for at least one dance apiece.— Modern society is more heedless fiah. Many a snobbish*hostess dismisses from thought any regard for theinsignift . cant majority of her guests as soon as the insincere flattery of welcome has left her Jins. The first duty of a gentleman is to the lady he escorts; to see that tho best pos sible place is provided for her: to give her the preference as partner of his dances; to promenade wltn and wait upon her; introduce her to his friends and see that she dances all that she would like. This is to be done without making one’sntten tion conspicuous. Probably on the same grounds that you rolused to be helped more than twice to daiutlcs, you are not to dance more than twice with the same lady. The proper form of asking a lady to dance contains some recognition of “the favor,” “the honor,” in true knight ly style; but Young America, in its short hand of politeness, comes up, mutters “dance?" interrogatively, sticks out its elbow, and marches off with its prey. A cool, uncomprehending look is a good counteraction to such impertinence.— Equally modern is the unconcern with which boys in tho ball-room (they cannot be called gentlemen)deposit their charge in the nearest seat after having danced, rush off, without even a bow to acknowl edge the lady’s favor. Quadrilles are walked through, as light bend or courtsey marking changes in the figures sufficiently for grace. Violent waltzing, polkaing, or chasseeingare very illbred. Americans usually waltz too fast. The highest grace of that dance is an even, gliding step, iu which the waltzers seem circling on pivots over the floor. It is perfectly proper, If you find your self with ono-you don’t know, at a party, and you are both socially inclipedi to speak without an introduction. To draw up and look surprised at being casually addressed by a stranger, is to showyour want of good feeling aud ignorance of so ciety. You are due of tho most selfish persons alive, if you cannot be agreeable for a few minutes, because your compan ion may possibly not be one of the moat “ desirable acquisitions” in the room. The principle suggestion for the supper room is, that you preserve as much as possible of the same propriety you would show at lunch In the.busement at home. Anything further iu the way of elegance Is not attainable In thelnsufferablecroird and eaxsbiug about at party suppers. A gentleman is to see that tho lady he at tends is eared for; when he has secured tho last glass of champagne and last spoonful of Jelloy for hor, and has made the circuit of the room for orange Ices lu her service, he may consider himself at liberty to think of his own tastes. Rath er the popular way is to see the igdy safe- Jy lu the drawing-room, and return to tho supper-room for, “ further consumption.” Neither be the first to arrive, nor the last to go, on reception evenings. Half past eighths the hour usually named, but an hour later is- good time. Supper yrlll be served at midnight and carriage call at two,. If tho company is large, don’t think of saying good-bye to your hostess; depart as quietly and quickly as you like. 1 it is proper to call within a week on 1 your hostess, and compliment her on the ■ success of her party, you may use your choice about recognizing acquaintances made on such occasions, but an ungra cious “ cat” will be avoided by every , well-bred person. A New Haven clergyman recently refused to marry a divorced woman to, a man on the ground that the woman had been divorced without sufficient cause.— The notion of the clergyman being an nounced to the mother of the divorced woman, the mother died in a fit brought on by the news. In the meantime the couple were married by another, clergy man, and the pair attended the funeral of the deceased mother ns man and wife. jgyA wee bit of a boy having been slightly chastised by his mother sat very quietly In his chair for some time after ward, no doubt thinking very profound ly. At last he spoke out thus: “ Muzzer, I wish pa’d got anuzzer housekeeper—l’ve got tired o’er seeln’ your round." VOL 1. THE QUALIFIED HOUSEWIFE. Many parents expect their daughters to marry and thus bo provided for; the daughters themselves expect It. But it may be well for both parent and child to consider the changes against the provis ion. Marriage may come, and a life of pecuniary adversity, or a widowhood of penury may follow ; or marriage may not come at all. ASiCiyllization (so called) goes on multlplyjSK, T wauta, and convert ing luxuries into necessities, the number ■of single women fearfully increases, and is in greatest proportion where there is most refinement - whereby women are least qualified to take care of themselves. In the simple lives of our ancestors, men wore not deterred from marriage By the difficulty of meeting the expenses of their families. Their -wives were help mates. If they could not earn bread they could make it. If they could not comprehend the' 1 rights of women,” tlnty practiced her duties. If they did not study political economy and algebra, they knew the calculation by which ” tiie penny saved is the penny gained.” In stead of waiting to ho served by costly and wasteful Milesians, they “ looked well to the ways of their household, and ate not the bread of Idleness,” The Pn-. ritan wife did not ask her husband to be decked in French gauds, but was truly Thu gentle wife who decks his hoard, And makes the day to have no night.'- In giving the reasons that restrain men from marrying ot the present day. and thereby diminish the chances of this ab solute provinion for women, we beg not to he misunderstood. Wo would not re strict women to tho humble offices of ma ternal existence. The beat instructed and moat thoroughly accomplished wo men we have ever known have beat un derstood and practiced the saving ni ts of domestic life. If parents, from pride, or prejudice, or honest judgment, refuse to provide their daughters with a profession or trade, by which their independence may be secur ed ; if they persist In throwing thsm on one-chance; if daughters themselves persevere in trusting to this “ neck-or nothing” fate, then let them he qualified in that craft in which their grandmoth ers excelled, and which is now, more than at any other preceding time, the necessary and bounden .duty of every American wife, whatever be her condi tion. * Never by .women in any civilization was this art so needed, for never, we be lieve, were there such obstructions to prosperity and comfort os exist in our do mestic service. ’And how are the you*ur women of the luxurious classes prepared to meet them? How are tho women ol the middle classes fitted to overcome them? And how are tho poorer classes trained to rejoice in. their exemption from them ? * If a parent look forward to provision by marriage for his daughter, he should ai least qualify her for that condition, and be ashamed to give her to her husband unless she is able to manage her house, to educate hoi children, to nurse her sick, and to train her servants—the inevitable destiny of American housewives. If she can do all this well, she is a productive partner, and as Madame Bodichon says, does as much for tho support of her hus band. It may or may not be the duty of a mother to educate her children in a tech nical sense. But if her husband isstrain lug every nerve to support his family, it would be both relief and help if she could save him the immense expense of our first-rate schools, or the coat of a govern ess. If she be skilled in the art of nurs ing, she may stave off the fearful bill 01 tho physician. . • If she knew the cost and necessary con sumption of provision, the keeping accounts, and in short, the whole art and mystery of domestic economy, she will not only preserve her husband from an immense amount of harrassing care, but secure to him the safety, blessing ami honor of living with his means. If she bo a Qualified housewife, the great burden, perplexity, aud misery ol housekeeping, from tho rising to the set ting sun, from ou. Canadian frontiers to the far South of Mason & Dixon’s line, will be—we will not say overcome, Inn most certainly greatly diminished.— C. M. • Sedgtoick. He Had Him There.—Some years ago in a town not far from the shores of Lake Erie, in the State of Ohio, lived a shoe maker named A., and a ship carpenter named B. The shoemaker was aknow {»g man. He knew so much about eve rybody’s business that he didn't have time properly to attend to his own and he was oftpn a witness at court. It was his custom to promise faithfully the comple tion of work at stated times, only to dis appoint his customers when the day came around. The carpenter, 8., ordered a pair of boots, with the usual promise from A. that they would be done on a certain day. The day came and with it came B. He didn’t get the boots, but received an other good promise. The next, and re peated visits brought a repetition of the promise, but no boots. Finally, one day the carpenter happened in at the court ‘room just as the unreliable shoemaker was being sworn as a witness in some case. The magistrate had barely pro nounced the words, “ you solemnly swear that you will tell tho truth, the .whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God,” when the carpenter sang out at the lop of his voice: “ Now, old fel low, I've got you where I want you.— Now, sir, tell me when my boots will he done.” His boots were finished the next lime he called. Steep.—Uncle Lyman It—— —, who lives in the vicinity of Qruvcsvilie, Wis consin, is somewhat given, the people do say, to useless ornamentation in the way at' stating things. One day our corres pondent found him at. the post-ollice, mourning over the manner in winch ho had been slandered : “Why,” said he, “don't you think they say that I said I had, while a hoy, mowed a hundred swathes of hay, a mile long, in one day—and that would he a hundred miles!” I, of course sympathized with him, but spoke of the folly of a person of his years telling such absurd stories. And I men tioned Ids having asserted that he had dressed a thousand feet of siding one morning before breakfast, when three hundred was a day's work. “ I did do that,” said ho, “ and can whip any man who says I didn’t, I not only did It, but had breakfast in pooty good season too!” A Jealous Man.—A jealous man, who was on a visit to London, was induced to call on a clairvoyant to ascertain what his wife was doing at her residence, some ninety miles away. “She iB*ittlug'in her parlor,” said the lady, “ otid she looks out of the window as If in expectation.” “ Strange” said the gentleman, ” whom can she expect?” “Some one enters the door, she sees him and caresses him fondly.” “Horrible!” interrupted the gentle man, thinking of the divorce court. “Now ho lays his head on her lap, and looks up tendordy into her eyes.” “ Dreadful! she shall suffer for this,” “ Now he wags his bushy tail I” And its this explained the story, old Jealousy decamped, and resolved not to be inquisitive, again in regard to his wife. j(Hay A man who came home drunk on a cold night, had vomited in a basket containing • goslhis, which his wife hud E laced before the fire: upon seeing which e exclaimed, “My Goa, wife! when did I swallow them things ?” $65" An Irishman, on bejng asked what he came to this country for, said : “ Is -It what I came for, you mane!— Arrah, by the powers of mud I you may be sure that It wasn’t for V3ant } tor I had plenty of that at home. mm fign Uaka for I ApvBOTBSkBKTs wiil'bc Inserted per line for the first Insertion.- auaiWfl • cent* per lino for each subsequent qnfUf* terly, half-yearly, and yearly advertisements tii* sorted at a liberal reduction bn the above rates. Advertisements should bo accompanied by the Cafiu. When sent without any length ol time specified for publication,'they will be continued until Ordered out and charged accordingly. JOB PRINTING. Cards, CfEciTLABa/and every oth er description ol Jon and Card Printing exccn tciVlu the neatest stylo, at low prices, > Tho lingo of Wnll Street. The Journal of Commerce thus tries to educate an inquirer: “A Baltimore correspondent asks an explanation of the terms used in quoting the rates for loans of gold. We will try to give it, although we wish it understood that these technical phrases are employed chiefly for the benefit of tho initiated, who readily comprehend them,.and are not designed for miscellaneous readers who are less Interested in the question. In explaining, we will suppose thajb A lias gold on hand, kept for a, rise or fu ture use, and wants to borrow currency upon it to make it available as capital for present payment without losing his title to it. Ho can deposit the gold with a bank or other capitalists, and borrow money on it to about its market value at, say, five percent, peranum interest. But if he finds that B has currency to spare and wants the gold to use, he makes an even transaction. That is, A lends B bis gold for its equivalent in paper money at the market rate of the day, on the prom ise, of B to return the gold for the paper again upon demand, neither party to pay any Interest. This even exchange is called “flat.u It makes no difference whether the owner of the paper or the gold haa a right to call for a settlement, If each party the use of the other's money until the call Is made, the rate In street parlance is flat. If there Is more gold offering tbhn pa per, the owner of the gold may have, ‘to pay partial interest for the use of tho cur n ncy, and this la called a rate 41 for car rying”—that Is, A borrows the currency of B, giving the latter the use of bis gold, and agreeing to pay him besides, say two, three or four per cent, per annum inter est when the transaction is closed. Of course the rate for carrying, even at the highest, must be less than full rates fora call Joan, because the owner of the gold can always borrow upon it at that any where in the street. It sometimes happens that gold is scarce and wanted. Then the borrower'pays for its use, and this is called a “ borrow ing” rafe, as distinguished from the “car rying” rate. This in always reckoned by the day, A few weeks ago wo were quo ting from 1-32 to ,3-10. as the borrowing rate. This means that B lets A have his cuirency, and pays him this fraction of one per cent, a day for its use. .The flat is the even balance between a rate to bor row and a rate to carry. If there is a borrowing rate the owner of the gold re ceives so much per day for its us© and has tho currency besides. If there Is a carrying rate, the owner of.the currency receives no much car annum for the use of his paper money, and bos the use of the gold besides. If the rate is fiat, each has the use of the other’s money, ami neither pays anything. Wo think this is intelligible to thosirapiestunderstanding, Wo quote daily the opening, highest, lowest, and closing rates, and these terms expfaln themselves. Tho term “ highest fiat" means that the highest price for the uso of gold during the day was an even exchange with currency.” Where Booth wns Bpirled. m All will recollect the mystery that at tended the final disposition of the remains «of John Wilkes Booth, Stories were afloat that the body was strangely muti lated; that the head was removed, the heart taken out, and that finally tho poor corpse was mysteriously buried with a number of other felons, and the ground smoothed over, so that the grave might never again be recognized. The facts, as stated by Colonel Baker in his recent work are that when the body Jay upon the gunboat at Washington, great pains were taken to ascertain Us Identity be yond a question. This done, Surgeon- General Barnes removed about two in ches of the cervical col unin, containing the vertebrae, through which the bullet of Boston Corbett passed, and had it prepa red as a surgical specimen, which can be seen by any curiosity-hunter in the Ar my Medical Museum at Washington, du ly labelled aud numbered. By this time, the body of Booth had become very of fensive [we quote] “owing to the coudl tion in which It had remained after death; the leg, broken In jumping from the box to the stage, was much discolored and swoleu, Ibe blood from the wound having saturated his under-clothing. With tho assistance of Lieutenant L. B. Baker, I took the body from the gunboat direct to the old Arsenal grounds. The building had not been used as a prison for some years previously. The Ordinance De partment had filled the ground floor cells with fixed ammunition—one of the lar gest of these cells was selected us the bu rial place of Booth—the ammunition was removed, a large flat stone lifted from itg place, and a rude grave dug? the body was dropped in, the grave filled up, the stone replaced, and there rests to this hour all that remains of John Wilkes Booth.”. , • Military Speech.—ln a copy of the United States Gazette , published in 1770, we find an account of a dug-presentation which may edify that large portion of our population who have latterly participated In tittle affairs of that sort. On the'day after the battle of Fort moaltrie, in 1779, Mrs. Elliot presented to Col, Moultrie’s Second South Carolina Regiment a ban ner. Surrounded by the beauty and fash ion of the day, the colonel stepped forth and, receiving the flag from Mrs. E., ac knowledged it in a very appropriate and eloquent speech. In closing ho turned suddenly to his men, and said: “My gallant companions, you see the reward of cou rage and fortitude 1 You have fought and have conquered, and the brave fel lows who feli in the carnage of yesterday arc now in heaven riding their chariots like the very devil I” Old Sedlitz.—A correspondent at Lynn, Massachusetts, where al! the shoes arc made, pegs out the following: One of. those grumbling* creature who “enjoy miserable health’’ walked into our drug-store the other day, and asked if we had any of Sedlitz’s Powders? “ Certainly ; will you have a box?” “ Are they genuine ?” “ Yes Sir! No mistake about that.” 11 Widl, I didn’t know; 'cause there’s a good many counterfeits around.” “ Can't ho any counterfeit about these. V? e, got ’em straight from old Sedlltz him self!” Satisfied on this point, be handed over the requisite cupon and left. We efferve sced. Too (iuiCK.—When Mr. Livingston, the American minister, who was quite deaf, was introduced at the Court of. Na poleon, be had prepared to answer the question he supposed the emperor would ask in regard to his passage across the At* lanlic. Napoleon accosted him thus: “How la Mr. Jefferson? “Very boister ous! very boisterous! replied Mr. Liv ingston, to the great amusement of those present. A Gentleman called on a miser* and found him at the table endeavoring to catch ally. Presently ho succeeded in entrapping one, which he Immediately put into the sugar bowl and shut down the cover. The gentleman asked for an explanation of this singular sport, “ I’ll tell you,” replied the miser, a triumph ant grin overspreading his countenance os bespoke, “t want to ascertain if the servant steals the sugar. CST’ An IntfUeeper observed a postil lion with only one spur, and inquired the reason. . “ Why, what would be the use of an other?” said the postillion ; “ if one side of the horse goes, the other can’t stand atlU.” jerOld gentleman (affectionately).—; “ My son, why do you ctiow that nasty, filthy tobacco?" - Precious youth (stiffly)—' juice out o£ it, old codger!" Vaadlial ■“ To get the