American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, November 15, 1866, Image 1

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    CAN VOLUNTEER.
EU EVERY THURSDAY MORNING
BY
ATTON «fc KENNEDY.
i—Two Dollars per year If paid strictly
i; Two Dollars and Fifty Cents if paid
;oo months; after which Three Dollars
m.rged. These terms will bo rigidly ad
every Instance. No subscription dls
until all arrearages arc paid, unless at
of thoEdltor.
wfesssUmal (Cavlis.
A. DUNBAR, Attorney at
Jarlisle, lacuna. Otllcc a few doors
iaunon’H Hotel.
1 S<>s.
BELTZHOOVER, Attoknisy
p Counselor at Law, Carlisle, Pemm,
South Hanover street, opposite Lentz's
y special arrangement with the Patent
tends to securing Patent Rights..
'BO5. •
BELTZHOOVEII, Attorney
ftXvand Real Estate Agent, Shephcrds
it Virginia. Prompt attention given to
« In Jefl'erson county ana the Counties
18(W— ly
. J. SHEARER, Attorney &c.
(t Law, Carlisle, Pa. OtUco -near Court
Jouth side of Public Square, in “ Inhotl’s
* second door. Entrance, Hanover Street,
:actlcing in all the Courts of this Judicial
.prompt attention will he given to all
tin the Counties of Perry and Juniala, as
if Cumberland,
i, ISM—ly*.
, E. MAGLAUGHLIN, Attou
at Law. Ofilco in Building formerly
.by Volunteer, ft few doors South of Hau-
Jtel.
Ifttto.
HIWSHAM, Attorney at Law
nice with Win. 11. Miller, Esq., South
•ncr of Hanover and Pomfret streets.
I««—tf.
B. BUTLER, Attorney at
Law, Carlisle, Pemia. Olllco with Win. J.
r, Esq.
1805—ly.
■ F. SADLER, Attokxky at Law,
# Carlisle, Pcniift, Onico in Building for
occupied by Volunteer, South Hanover
1, 1805.
KENNEDY Attoknky at Law,
Carlisle, Pcuna. Ollleo same as tliat of
.ncrican Volunteer,” South side of the Pub
tare.
1. 1805.
(IN LEE, Attorney at Law,
>rth Hanover Street, Carlisle, I’a.,
15,1800—ly.
M WEAKLEY, AttubneyatLaw.
OJlice on South Hanover street, hi the room
icrly occupied by A. B. Sharpe. iO.sq.
O. HERMAN, Attorney at Law.
, Office in Rhcom’s Hall Building, in the
'of the Court House, next door to the “Iler
-1 Office, Carlisle, Beuna.
;c. 1, Iwo.
imt OHN. O. GIIAHAM, Attorney at
aHpvliAir. ’ Oiflco formerly occupied by' Judge
Mihara. South Hanover street, Carlisle, Romm.
. ; Myi)oc. 1,1805— -ly.
ANNE M. SMITH Uaving located
a Carlisle, Cumberland county, hopes that
dct attention to professional studies silo
\erit a share of the public patronage. Par
attention paid to female diseases Ollleo
>or East of the Good Will Engine House, on
;ot Street.
IS, 186(1 —Jm
KEAVTON SHORT, M. 1)., (for
merly of Centreville, Fa.) Physician and
on, having permanently located in Me-
Pa., most respectfulfy oilers his ser
to the public in the practice of Medicine
Surgery in all their various branches.—
\t calls promptly attended to.) Particular
Lion given to Surgical Operations and the
ment of Chronic Diseases. '
ce on Main Street, opposite Hail Road ave
up stairs. July 5, *M-ly.
GEORGE y. SEARIGHT, Den
tist. From the Baltimore College of Denta}
ry. Olllco nt the residence of Ids mother,
jouther Street, three doors below Bedford,
te, rennn.
1, 1803.
.mSTRY—Dr.W.B. Shoemaker—
'radical Dentist, Nowvillc, Pennsylvania,
one door North of the Post Ollice.
22,18G0.—1y.
Hftelrtcal.
CURTAIN PEEVENTIVE FOB
CIIOLEUA.
x.
18 6 6
3 CUIEAT ZINGAM BXTTEKS.
> wonderful remedy was discovered and in
iced about twenty years ago by Dr, S. Cheop
,n einimyit Egyptian physician,
had long seen and felt the want of some
dy which would strike the root of disease,
jrevent much of the Buffering which tho hu
family was them compelled to endure.
Is great question was presented to his mind
t day in vivid colors as he moved among tho
ind dying, and observed the Inefficiency oi
ly all the remedies then in use. Thus he was
to think and experiment; and after ton years
•,udv and labor ho presented to his fellow man
wonderful ZINGAitI BITTERS. The effect ol
preparation in the prevention and euro ol
aso was so marvelous and astonishing that
most nattering marks of royal favor .were
cowed uponhim who discovered it. Hlsname
; placed upon the Hull of- Nobles, and a gold
ial with tho following inscription S.
iopsus, the Public Benefactor, was presented
dm by tho Viceroy.
ho preparation has been used in several epi
nlcs of cholera, both as a preventive and cura
> measure, and with such great success, that it
been Introduced into nearly all tho general
ipitals of the old world.
!he old saying thatan ounce of prevention is
»rth a pound of cure, applies with marvelous
■co to cholera, and therefore any remedy that
U protect us'agalnst this terrible disease should
freely and persistently used.
111 pathologists now agree that tho cholera
isou acta on the system through tho blood,
id that any combination which acts on the ex
>tory organs, and keeps .them in working or
, must prevent a sufficient accumulation of
poison to exert its terrible effects on the or
.iism. This is true not only of cholerra, hut of
icarly all other maladies, especially tho dlffer
mt forms of fever.
r'xSß The Zlngara Bitters la just such a remedy as the
conditions require. It acta on the organs
'•laßbf excretion and secretion, keeping -.up a perfect
; between them. This Bitters is composed
■ragntlrely of roots and herbs, so nicely concocted
> every organ is acted upon and put in tone.
..tafits tosto.is pleasant and Us effects prompt and
-
Numerous coses of the following diseases have
i;3Hboon cured by it: Cholera, Diarrheas, Dysentery,
;a Debility, Anaemia, Dyspepsia, Flatulency, Cholic,
fs fee.
■■-■h Price One Dollar per quart bottle.
K Principal depot at the Walnut street wharf,
$ Harrisburg, Pa. ,
: Also for sale by George Winters, wholesale and
p retail liquor dealer, Second Street, Harrisburg,
and at Shower’s liquor store, and at the Franklin
Houso. Carlisle. F . bahTEB.
gS Sole Proprietor.
fS May 17,180S—«m.
m ' •
nV/TII/ES’ CARD.—I desire through this
r lyl medium to return to you my sincere thanks
fior the liberal patronage heretofore bestowed up
;on mo and to request a continuance of the eurae.
'I aslt your particular attention to my stock of
goods now among which I pledge—as a general
thing—to furnish at lower prices than can be had
elsewhere In Carlisle. I have just returned from
Philadelphia where I purchased a stock of goods
as well selected as any over offered In this place.
Persons calling can rest assured of being suited
both in price and quality,
WM. A. JULES.
North Hanover Street, next door to Miller &
Bowora* Hardware Store, Dr. Kleffer’a and Dr.
Zltzor’s.
Oct. 18, 1800—tf
Q.ONS, PISTOLS. &c.
x* have added to my already superior stock of
sporting materials, somo Birmingham Double
Guns. Belgium Double Guns, American, Single
and Double Guns, Remington’s Rlllo Canes, Re
volvers, Cooper’s Self-Cocking Revolvers, Sharp »
Repeater, Smith & Wesson Revolvers, Dixon
Nead Shot Pouches, Copper Powder Flasks, kly's
Relt Gun Wads, &c. , x ,, _
mUemember my old Stand next door to the Cor
an House.
Sept. 13,1SCG,
THE BEST PEACE TO BUY Boots,
Shoes, Hats, Caps. Under SlUrts, Drawers,
won and Boys Gloves, &c., is at BLANK S Boot,
£hoe. Hat and Cap Ware Room, S. W. corner of
North Hanover Street mid Lucust Alley,midway
between Thudiuni’s and Wetzel’s Hotels, Carlisle.
Oct. 18,1808—dm
.RLISLE DEPOSIT BANK, 00-
'OBER 22, IB6o.—The annual election for
'lrectors of this Bank, will be i?old at the
ig House, on the Third Monday (lUlh) or
iber next, between the hours of 10 A. M,
M.
TBD tAGES of every description at
BaW ‘ S -
BY BRATTON & KENNEDY.
rniHS is mi article for washing without
I rubbing, except In very dirty places, which
will require a very slight rub, ami unlike other
preparations offered for a like purpose, will hot
rot the clothes, but will leave them much whiter
than ordinary methods* without the usual wear
mul tear. It removes grease as if by magic, and
softens the dirt by soaking, so that rinsing will
In ordinary cases entirely remove it. The pow
der is prepared in accordance with chemical sci
ence, and upon a process peculiar to itself, which
Is secured by Letters Patent, it Ims boon in use
ful* more than a year, and has proved itself an
universal favorite wherever It has boon used.—
Among the advantages claimed are the follow
ing It saves all the expense of soap usually used
on cotton ami linen goods, It«savcs most of the
labor of rubbing,and wear and tear. Also, for
cleaning windows It is unsurpassed. With one
quarter the time and labor usually required it
imparts a bcautllui gloss and lustre, much supe
rior to any other mode. No water required ex
cept to moisten the powder. Directions with
each package. And can-bo readily appreciated
by a single trial, Tbe cost of washing for a fam
ily of five or six persons will not. exceed throe
cents. Tho manufacturers of tins powder are
aware that many useless compounds have been
introduced to the public which have rotted the
cloth, or failed in removing thodlrl, butknowlng
the intrinsic excellence of this article, they con
fidently proclaim it as being adapted to meet a
demand which has long existed, and which has
heretofore remained misapplied. Manufactured
by HOWE A STEVENS,
2(10 Broadway, Boston.
Also, manufacturers of family Dye Colors. For
sale by Grocers and Dealers everywhere.
Oct. IS, ISM—Jm
X* !e x3WXS
//DIAMOND DEAXT3K & JEWELER^
l( WATCHES, JEWELRY & SXLTEU WARE, II
V. WATCHES aad JEWELHY REPAIRED.^
HAS ON HAND
A LARGE & SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OP
DIAMOND JEWELRY OE ALL
KINDS.
RINGS, PINS, STUDS, DIAMOND SETS, AC.,
ALSO, ON KANT) A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
AMERICAN, SWISS & EXOLISII WATCIIJS&
COMPLETE IN ALL RESPECTS,
ArtioUm of CouqniraiivrJy Small Value.
PLAIN RINGS ON HAND.
SILVERWARE OE ALL KINDS.
ALSO FANCY SILVERWARE
SUITABLE FOR BRIDAL
ENGAGEMENT AND WEDDING RINGS ALWAYS ON
Particular Attention Paid to Repairing ]\\dches.
AS ALSO,
OLD GOLD AND SILVER
COUNTRY TRADE SOLICITED.
Feb. 1, 1800—ly.
FABHIONS DEMAND
DUPLEX ELLIPTIC
{OR no ÜBLJS SPRING) SKIN T.
The wonderful llexlbility and great comfort ami
pleasure to any lady wearing the Duplex Elliptic
Skirt will bo experienced particularly in all
crowded assemblies, operas, carriages, rail-road
cars, churchpews, arm chairs, for promenade and
house dress, as the skirt can ho lolded when in
use to occupy a small place as easily and conven
iently as a silk or muslin dress, an invaluable
quality in crinoline, not found in any Single
Spring Skirt,
A lady having enjoyed the pleasure, comfort,
and great convenience of wearing tho Duplex
Elliptic Steel Spring Skirt for a single day, will
never afterwards willingly dispense with their
use. For Children, Misses and Young Ladies they
are superior to all others.
They will not bend or break like tho Single
Spring, but will preserve their perfect and grace
ful shape when three or four ordinary Skirls will
have been thrown aside as useless. Tho Hoops
are covered with Double and twisted thread, and
tho bottom rods are not only double springs, but
twice (or double) covered; preventing them from
wearing out when dragging down stoops, stairs,
&c., &G.
The Duplex Elliptic is a great favorite with all
ladies and Is universally recommended -by tho
Fashion Magazines ns tho Standard Skirt of the
fashionable world.
To enjoy tho following Inestimable advantages
,ln Crinoline, viz: superior quality, perfect man
ufacture, stylish shape and finish, flexibility, du
rability, comfort and economy, enquire for J. W.
Bradley’s Duplex Elliptic, or Double Spring
Skirt, and bo sure you got the genuine article.
Caution.— To guard against imposition be par
ticular to notice that skirls offered as “Duplex”
have tho red ink stamp, viz; “J. W. Bradley’s
Duplex Elliptic Steel Springs,” upon tho waist
band—none others are genuine. Also notice that
every Hoop will admit a pin being passed
through tho centre, thus revealing tho two (or
double) springs braided together therein, which
is the secret of their flexibility and strength, and
a combination not to bo found in any other
Skirt. , , 4
For sale In all Stores where first class skirts are
sold throughout tho United States and else
where. Manufactured by tho solo owners of tho
Patent,
WESTS’ BRADLEY & CARY,
79 Chambers and 79 and 81 Keado Sts., N, V.
Oct. 17,1300—3 m .
A MAN OF A THOUSAND—A Con
sumptive Cured. —Dr. R. JAMES, a returned
pnyslcian of great eminence, discovered, while
in the East ladies, a certain cure for Consump-
Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds, and
General Debility. The remedy was discovered
by him when his only child, a daughter, was giv
en up to die. His child was cured, and is now
alive and well. Desirous of benelittlng his fel
low mortals, ho will send to those who wish it
tho recipe, containing full directions for making
and succosssully using this remedy, free, on re
cipe of their names, with two stamps to pay ex
penses. There Is not a single symptom of Con
sumption that It does not. at once take hold of
and dissipate. Night sweats, peevishness, irrita
tion of the nerves, failure of memory, dillicult
expectoration, sharp pains in the lungs, soro
throat, chilly sensations, nasseauat tho Stomach,
inaction of the bowels, wasting away of the mus
cles.
jOgp-Tho writer will please state the name of
the paper they see this advertisement in.
Address. CRADDOCK & CO.,
1032 Race Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Sept. 13,
TNVENTOBS OFFICES
D'EPINEUIL AND EVANS,
CIVIL ENGINEERS & PATENT SOLICITOUS
iVo, 135 Walnut Street PhiladdpJiia.
Patents solicited—Consultations on Engineer
ing. Draughting and Sketches, Models, and Ma
chlnery ot all kinds made and skilfully attended
to. Special attention given to Rejected Cases and
Interferences. Authentic Copies ol all Docu
ments from Patent Ollice procured.
N. B. Save yourselves useless trouble and trav
elling expenses, os there is rib need for personal
interview with us. All business with-these Cili
ces, can bo transacted in writing. For further
Information direct as above, with stanu> enclos
ed. with Circular with references.
Feb. 1, ISGtJ—ly.
•TjIMPIRE SHUTTLE SEWING MA.
PjCHINES are superior to all other for FAMI
LYANI) MANUFACTURING PURPOSES, Con
tain all the latest improvements; arc speedy;
noteless: durable; and easy to work.
llustcrated Circulars free. Agents wanted.—
Liberal discount allowed. No consignments
HENRY SAXTON.
Address, EMPIRE S. M, CO.. Broadway, CIG N. Y
July 20,1800 —ly
/-'IOUGH CURE.—Twelve years
\J tallon has proved Dr. EDWARD'S TAR,
WILD CHERRY and NAPTHA COUGH SYR
UP tbe most successful medicine in use for Colds,
Coughs. Hoarseness, Asthma, luilucnza, Bron
chitis, Whooping Cough, Croup, Inhumation of
tho Lungs, and all diseases ol the throat and
Lungs. Soul by tho druggists in Carlisle, and by
medicine dealers generally. Price 35 cents.
Sept. 20,1800—101
J. p. HASSLER,
Cashier,
WHITE and Black Curled Hair, Cis
tern Pumps, Turn Table and Lightning
Apple Fearers, at -SAXTON’S,
Sept. 18,1860.
<Elty Etibcrtlsemcnts.
PATENTED MAY 20, ISM.
jQB Chestnut
SUCH as
MY ASSORTMENT OF JEWELRY LS
Embracing Articles of (he Highest CW,
as also,
A VERY LARGE STOCK OF
PRESENTS.
HAND.
Diamonds and all other Proclous Stones
BOUGHT FOR CASH,
J. W. BRADLEY’S
CELEBUAT E U PAT ENT
(ttlotljuig.
“C'AXilj AND WINTER CLOTHING !
The subscriber, thankful for past favors, begs
leave to inform the public that he continues the
CL OTHIN U BUS!N ESS
in nil Its various branches, at his old stand, East
Main Street, two doors west of Saxton's Hard
ware Store, Carlisle. Tie will, as heretofore, keep
constantly on hand,
MADE-UP CLOTHING
of all kinds, and at prices that defy competition.
OVERCOATS,
Dll ESS COATS,
FROCK COATS,
PANTS and
VESTS,
in every style and variety.
Shirts, ’ Stockings
Drawers, ' Muckth-s,
Gloves Handkerchiefs,
Collars, Suspenders,
and every other artrcle to he found in a first
class clothing emporium.
.Also, the bestot French Clothsund Casslmercs,
In every variety. lie has engaged the services or
an experienced cutler, and especial attention
will be paid to putting up customer work In the
latest ami most fashionable si vies.
JOHN TREIBLER.
Oct. 2J, Istlij—iy
QLOTHING ! CLOTHING!!
GREAT EALLJN XMUCEB,
The undersigned Is now receiving his complete
assortment uf
SPUING ANI) BUM.MLR GOODS,
which for stylo, beauty anti price, cannot be ex
celled.
His stock consists in part of lino Black and Blue
French and English Cloths, Extra, Heavy Doe
skin, three cut and
F A NOV CAHSI M Ell ES.
Also, a large variety of Casslnets and Tweeds,
Kentucky Jeans, and Cotton mules, Linens, and
Linen Drillings, in great variety. Also a great
assortment of
READY MADE CLOTHING.
of every style and quality, White Linen and
Woolen Shirts, Summer Drawers, etc. Constant
ly on hand a large assortment of Ties, Collars,
Hosiery and Gloves, Linen, Silks and Cotton
Handkerchiefs.
Also a full assortment of Trunks, Carpet Bags
and Valises, of every size.
Clothing made to order at the shortest notice,.
Call and examine the stock.
Don’t forget the stand—South Hanover Street,
adjoining Miller & Bowers 1 Hardware Store, Car
lisle.
ISAAC LIVINGSTON.
May 10,1880.
IJljotograpljiug.
Jjll OTO APH S!
The subscriber, after over llyc years of experi
ence In his profession, begs to inform the public
that he still continues his business at. his old and
well known location. In the building of .lucob
Zug, Esq., Eoulh-EaHt i\truer of Marke! Sijnurr, over
the Store of Messrs. CoUHcli «fc Miller, where he
will be pleased to sec his friends ami patrons,
and where ho Is fully prepared to take
PIIOTOURAI'IIU ,
OAItTKX DE VJKITJC
HAD AMIIIiOTYPJ&i,
from miniature to llfc-Uke size, and to guarantee
perfect satisfaction in every case. The arrange
ment of my Sky-Light enables mo to take perfect
far similes In cloudy as well us hi clear weather.—
An experienced Lady Operator is In
teudauce at the rooms to wait on lady customers.
Constantly on hand and for sale at reasonable
rates, a tine assortment of
ROSEWOOD,
UNION AND
Hd~ Negatives of all Pictures taken are preserv
ed and persons wishing duplicates of the sumo
can have them on short notice, either by person
al application or by letter. Thankful for past fa
vors, will hope for a continuance of the public
patronage.
Oct. 11, ISCll—Om
rnHE FIRST PREMIUM HAS BEEN
I awarded at the late Cumberland County Fair
TO O. L- LOCHMAN
FOR THE FINEST PHOTOGRAPHS.
He has lately rc-purchascd his old gallery from
Mr. McMilleu, in Mrs. Neff’s Building, opposite
tho First National Bank.
Tho Photographs,
Cartes Do Visltc,
Ambrotypes, Ac., Ac.
made by C. L. L ochmau are pronounced by every
one to bo of the highest character in
Posing,
Tone.
Clearness.
Round and Soft Half Tin ts
and everything that constitutes a
FIRST-CLASS PICTURE.
The public is cordially Invited ■'to call and ex
amine specimens,
A large lot of Gilt and Rosewood Frames; Al
bums, Jcc., on hand and will bo sold very low.
Copies of Ambrotypes and Daguerreotypes made
in the most perfect manner.
Dec. I,lSGs—tf.
Mrs. r. a. smith’s photo
graphic Gallery South-east Corner Hano
ver street, and Market Square, whore may be had
all the different styles of Photographs, from card
to life size.
V O lIYTXPES, AMBROTYPES, AND
MELAINOTYPES :
also Pictures on Porcelain, (something now) both
Plain and Colored, and which are beautiful pro
ductions of the Photographic art. Call and see
them.
Particular attention given to copying from
Dnguerrotypes &c.
She invites the patronage of the public.
Feb. 15
GREAT EDUCATIONAL INDUCEMENTS.
A First Class Business College at Carlisle, Pe/in’a.
THIS Institution is now entering upon
its third year in its present location; during
which time it has received a liberal home sup
port, and also an encouraging share of patronage
from six different States of the Union. We feel
encouraged from the result of past efforts and
shall spare no pains or expense in building up
an institution second to none in the country.
Education adapted to all—the Farmer, the Me
chanic, the Artisan, the Business or Professional
man.
YOUNG-MEN of limited education.
Y r OUNG MEN well educated in other respects,
but dcllcient iu the branches
taught in a llrst class Business
College;
YOUNG MEN of limited means, who would
possess the best requisite to em
inence and distinction.
Y’OUNG MEN who are desirous of receiving (he
greatest amount of useful infor
mation at the least comparative
expense are invited to investi
gate the peculiar merits of our Model System of
practical training and eminently popular course
of Study,
BRANCHES TAUGHT.
Single and Double Entry Book-keeping, in Its
various forms and applications, including Gen
eral Wholesale and Retail Business, Forwarding,
Commission, Exchange, Jobbing and Importing,
Railroading, Steamboating. Banking.
Partnership Settlements, Business Calculations
Mercantile Law, Correspondence, Practical and
Ornamental Penmeuship, Plionography t Engllsh
Grammar. Composition, Telegraphing, <tc.
k-5* Students enter at any time.
x&r None but competent instructors employed,
and a sufficient number to Insure Individual in
struction to all.
Send for a Circular giving full particulars.
Address, A. M. TRIMMER.
Carlisle, Fa.
Aug. 23, 1860.
Agents wanted for frank
MOORE'S NEW WORK, “ WOMEN oP THE
li.” Agents will Hud this a book of real merit
and intrinsic value— subject new- intensely inter
calim; and cxcUinn— No wouk ever attracted and
engaged the public mind like this. Everybody
wants it and thousands will purchase it as soon
us an opportunity is allbrdcd them. Read what
the Agents say of it. T ,
One experienced Agent writes: It is the easiest
and pleasantest Hook to soil he over canvassed
for; and says people are delighted with it, the
Ladies especially
“Women of the War” is the
Another,K)7 Orders In four
Another says.
book of tho season.
One reports 17 orders the llrst day of canvass-
jfnlelligcnt, active Males or Females will find
the sale of this work a pleasant and lucrative em
ployment. This Book lias no Competitor—it
comes fresh and new to tlie people. The Territo
ry Is clean and clear. .Agents understand the
advantages in this -patlcular. For full particu
lars sencTfor Circular. Addres
- 8. S. SCRANTON & CO.,
126 Asylum Bt., Hartford, Conn.
OCt. 35, IBOfl —It
CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1866.
She Is div.vicd; she Is ready, the orange wreath
now
Blooms fair on her beautiful maidenly brow ;
11-s whitt* blossoms blond with her dark raven
hair—
With the rose on/her cheek, for a blush lingers
there.
lie comes with the eager stop love only lends;
O’er his heart’s dearest Idol enamored ho bends;
But the weeds of her mother o’er clouding his
bliss,
A pang for her woe damps his passionate kiss.
“Widowed mother,” he said, “ fear thou not for
thy child,
She shall smile when a hrldo as a maiden she
.smiled;
NoBovruw.sh.iU reach her when safe on my breast,
Sweet bird of my bosom, come home to thy nest I
“ Sad mother, no daughter I take from thy side;
I bring thee a son, though I win me a bride ;
Thou hadst but <me child, lo! I bless thee with
twain,
Two hearts for the one which thou couldsl not
retain.
“Sad autumn Is crowned with her purple and
gold,
And withered and sere drops the lea t on the mold ;
Though tied Ls the summer, Its fruitage Is here : •
And autumn is summer when she Is anear.
“ Alll sweet the spring lii'oe/.os wliieli dally ami
piny.
And sweet are tlie wliito hawthorn blossoms of
May,
lint sweater tho treasure t clasp to my heart —
Pure May-bloom, falr-blossominit lllly Hum art.
“ Creep closer, creep closer, my darling my sweet,
No titles, no lordships, 1 lay at thy feet;
No diamonds deck thee with glistening sheen ;
But love Is a crown, and I crown thee my queen I”
"There she is, sir; tlmt’s she just off
tho pint there, iohe’s a comingstoiu on;
amlinarf an hour, if she ain’t on Hunk
Hands, I’m a Dutchman.”
Sly companion was no native of dam
land, for there was Briton written in ev
ery feature of his bronze red face, a-s lie
stood by me in Baythorpe slime, in ills
canvass trousers, heavy Usher’s boots,
blue Jersey shirts, and tarpaulin hat, tied
on with a bit of oakum hand, while the
(lap behind beat about in the tremendous
wind that was raging in our faces.
" Bang!” went the dull smothered re
port of a heavy gun, and in the shade of
tlie coming night I just caught sight of a
faint Hash of light. Whore we stood, the
spray came rushing in like a heavy storm
o train ; while tho whistling of the wind,
and the thundering in tho huge rollers as
they curled over and over upon tho sands,
tearing it out rrmn among tho clays, and
scraping it away by tons, made standing
in the face of such a storm extremely con
fusing; and yet hundreds were out upon
the shore close under tho great sand hank,
drenched to the skin with the spray, for
the news had spread through the village
that a three master was going ashore.
doing ashore ! Himple words lo a iauds
mm’a ears; but what do they mean? Tho
noble vessel tearing and plunging through
tlie broken water, now down in tho trough
of the waves, now rising like a cork upon
tho white crests, and then a shook as she
strikes upon the sand, and,seems immo
vable ; ashuddorlngiiuivorth rough plauk
and beam ; and then crash, crash, crash —
mast after mast gone by tho board—snap
ped like brittle twigs on a dead stem;
while huge ropes part like burned twine;
then,the rising of the apparently immo
vable vessel, as she is lifted by the waves
to fall crashing again upon the sands,
parting in tho middle; rushing billows
pouring tons upon tons of water over tho
deck ; a wild, wild cry for help ; and then
the shore strewed with fragments, casks,
bodies, as the merciless waves sport with
them, tossing them on to the sands, and
then curling over to drag them back.—
Going ashore; not safety from a wild
storm, but death.
“ Ah,” said tho old salt by my side,
shouting at me with his hand to his
mouth, “did yor hear that gun?”
I nodded.
GILT FRAMES.
JOHN C. LESiIEU,
11 There goes another,” he continued,
stretching out his hand, and pointing to
whore the flash could he seen, while di
rectly after came another dull heavy re
port. “ Can’t yor see her now, sir?”
Mine wore not sea-going eyes; and it
was no easy task to make out a distant
object through the blinding storm of
spray which beat dead in my face; but I
just managed to make out a dark mass
right out amongst the boiling- waves,
and X shuddered as I thought of the fate
of those on board.
“She must come to it,” said the man ;
“ she’s come in justthore;’’ and he point
ed to a spot among the waves where they
seemed roughest; “she’ll be there in less
time than I said; and then Lord have
mercy upon ’em! Amen!”
As he said this, the old man reverent
ly took oil’his tarpaulin sou’-wester, and
stood with the storm tearing through the
remains of his-grizzly hair; bald, rugged
and weather-beaten, the courseness of
his features seemed. for the moment sub
dued—softened by tiie feeling within his
breast—as lie stood there nq inapt ropro
sentation of a seer of old.
“ Is there no chance for them?” I shout
ed.
It did look a desperate venture, indeed,
to attempt to launch a boat with such a
sea on, and having no reply, I stood sha
ding my eyes and gazing out to sea. •
“Bang!”
: There -was another flash, and another
dull, echoless, report, and as the veil of
spray seemed to clear during a lull in tiro
storm, I could perceive a large three
masted vessel about live hundred yards
from the shore; and once, as sire heeled
over, and showed her dock, I could see
that it was crowded with people.
“God help them,” I muttered.
“Amen,” said the old man; and just
then, away to our left, we saw the life
boat carriage coming down at a trot,
drawn by two stout horses; while a loud
and prolonged “ hurray” welcomed its
arrival —as another flash, and its follow
ing heavy report, seemed to come from
the doomed vessel like a groan of pain in
its hour of,sore distress.
“They’ll' never go out to her,” said tho
old man, shouting in my ear, for after
the lull, the storm came down with re
doubled fury—the wind shrieking and
howling past cutting the crests of the
waves oil’as it came tearing over the hill
of waters, and dashing tho salt spray in
my face till it almost seemed to cut tho
flesh; while at times the women who
had come down wore completely held
back against the steep sandbank.
“There! look there!” said the old man,
suddenly seizing my arm. “ Catching at
straws. Why, there’s a boat load coming
ashore. “There; don’t you see—now a
top o’that breaker?"
1 caught sight of a small boat crowded
with figures, and then theroseemed to be
a tall wave curl over it, and I saw it no
more.
"Gone!” said the old man ; “Iknowod
it! Nothing could live in such a storm."
, ''■’'Let’s go to the life-boat, and see if
they are going off," said I; but tho old
man was intently gazing out to sea.
“There; just as X said," he shouted
hoarsely, “juatlntheplace.. She’sstruck,”
And then, above the yelling of the storm,
THK ItltlJJE.
WRITTEN A irUNDRR!) YKAHS AOO,
GOING asmoke.
wo could hoar a crash, and a wild shriek,
that seems to ring through mo now upon
a stormy night when far inland I iiisten
to the howling wind.
11 It’s now or never!” said the old man,
as lie ran down towards where (he life
boat stood upon its carriage, with a crowd
of men and women around, the women
hanging on to their husbands, and ap
parently begging that they would not dare
the perils before them.
The sea had looked fearful enough from
where we stood before ; lint here, as close
as wo dare go the breakers, it looked per
fectly awful, while the attempt to launch
a boat seemed absolute madness. It was
evident that the men thought so too,
though, as wo came up, one sturdy fellow
shouted ; “I'm ready, mates, if you’re
going a remark thatelicited no response
for everyone stood gazing out towards the
doomed vessel.
Just then in the dull haze seaward, a
blue light shown out over the water like
a dull star; but still no one moved. All
at once,the old-man by my side laid hold
of my arm, and whispered: “ (rive me a
lift, sir;” and before I know what his ob
ject was lie had climbed by my help into
tlie boat. “ Now, then you boy,” heshout
od wildly; I can'tstand this!"Stand aside,
and let some old ones come !”
The spell was broken. Women were
hastily thrust aside, and a boat’s crew was
soon made up, amidst the shrieking and
wailing of sweathuarts and wives, who ran
about tlie beach wringing their hands.
“Hurray for old Marks,” shoaled a
voice at my elbow, and tlie crowd loudly
cheered tlie old man. Then oars were
shipped, and all made ready, the old sailor
seizing tlie steering oar as lie stood up in
his place with a life-belt on and his hat
blown oil—looking nobler than over.
“ Now, ate you all ready ? he shouted.
“ No, no,” was theory ; and in the hush
of expectation, two men rose in tlie boat,
dashed off their life-belts, and amidst hal I
mutlered groans, leaped out from their
places, ami ran up (lie sands to tlie hank,
whore they disappeared.
“ Two more !" shouted old Marks, and
for a few moments, so dread was tlie peril,
not a soul moved ; then two stout lads
came rushing towards the boat, pursued
by an elderly man—a perfect giant.
“Stop them!’’ he roared. “ Yershan’t
go, lads.”
Ho came up to them by the boat-side as
they were climbing in, and endeavored to
stop their progress ; but in his turn he
was seized from behind by a couple of
men, and the two new-comers were in a
half minute equipped tortile dire struggle
-before them and in their places.
“Del. megol” shrieked tlie man; hut tlie
others clung to him, as the signal was giv
en, tlie carriage backed down into posi
tion, the time accurately chosen, and with
a wild “hurrah !" heard above the sun m,
the life-boat Was launched.
My attention luid been so taken up Unit
I had ceased to look upon tlie man who
was struggling to regain Ids liberty ; hut
just as tlie boat was leaving its carriage, a
bystander was driven violently against
me, and the moment after i saw a figure
dash across the intervening space, and
seize the side of the boat; and then came
tlie roar of the storm and Hie rush of
K l>ray; while for a few minutes tlie life
boat was invisible. Then a short distance
off, she was seen rising upon a wave, and
then disappearing again into tlie dull
haze, which, mingled with tlie coming
night, soon shut every tiling from our gaze
but tlie foaming water.
“ Over seventy, sir,” shouted a voice in
reply to a query. “ Old man-o’-war’s
man. Been in many a storm; but this
here's awful.”
Awful it was; for so wild a night laid
not fallen upon that part of tlie coast for
many years ; and as tlie folks upon (he
shore gazed in tlie direction tlie boat laid
taken, they shook their heads, and slum ted
in eaeli other's ears.
There was a long and awful pause, only
broken by the shrieking of the wind,
and then came a loud shout: “ Hero she
comes!” and in another minute, obedient
to the steersman, the rowers timed their
strokes to a second, so that the boat heav
ily laden, rode in upon the summit of a
giant wave, but twenty willing hands
were at her side, and she was run right*
up the sands, aud fifteen shivering, half
drowned follow creatures lifted out and
hurried up the shore.
“ Now, my lads,” cried old Marks, “ on
to the the track with her, and we’re oflf
again.”
The boat was soon mounted, and every
man at his post, the father of tiro two lads
taking ids place by the side of the old
cock-swain ; for no amount of persuasion
on either side could ollcct a change.
There was another cheer, rising above
the storm, and again the gallant crow
were launched into the surf, that seemed
to curl round the boat as though to All it
in an instant. It rose and fell a dark mass
amid the while foam for an instant, and
then seemed to plunge into a hank of fog
gy blackness, for night had fallen.
I could not drag myself away from the
stirring scene around mo, for I seemed
hold to the spot by a strange faeination.
All at once a' lurid light shot up, for a
quantity of straw had been sot on lire and
the flames roared and crackled as dry sea
weed and pieces of wood were heaved up
to increase the glare, which appeared to
gild the crests of the waves, and threw in
to bold relief the figures on the sands—
some gazing out to sea; some watching
eagerly the fringe of breakers, ready to
rush down and secure anything that might
bo washed-ashore from the wreck.
More straw was heaved upon the lire,
and the flames and sparks rushed inland,
as they rose with a mighty current of air,
and darted across the sand bank. Out.sea
ward all seemed black darkness, and the
eyes strained after the life boat were for a
while strained in vain.
All at once there was a cry of “Here
she comes;” hut it was prolonged into a
wild wail of despair; for by the light from
the fire the boat could be seen broadside
on, and close in shore; and then, after
tossing about for a moment, she was dash
ed, bottom upwards, upon the sands.
There was a rush to aid the men strug
gling in the surf. Some wore dragged
asliofe ; Home scrambled unaided from the
water; while more than one was sucked
back by the undertow ; but the life-belts
they wore kept them afloat; and at last,
more or less hurt, the whole crow was
ashore, three being carried up to the vil
lage insensible.
I now learned Unit about half-way to
the vessel, the steersman’s oar had snap
ped in two and the boat fell 'into the
trough ofthoseii; when in the elibrts to
right her, a couple more blades were bro
ken ; a wave swept over them and wash
ed two men from their scats; hut they
regained their places, and then, with the
dread of death upon them the boat be
came min anugeable in their hands ; loj
spite of the ellorts of the old coxswain,
the 'men appeared panic-stricken aud
rowed at random.
The light that glared upon the shore
now showed that it was completely strew a
with wreck ; and I looked witli horror
upon tile various signs which so plainly
disclosed the fate of the good ship. Spar,
plank, beam, and cask, entangled with
rope, were being churned over and oyer
in the sand; and twice I saw something
dragged ashore and carried away, which
sent a shudder through my frame.
At last, heart-sick and weary, 1 turned
away, and inquired where the crew of
the boat were, and who had suffered;
when, to my sorrow, 1 learned that the
only one seriously injured was old Marks,
i who had so gallantly set the example that
evening—an example which had result-
/ YOL. 53.—N0. 22.
ed in the saving of fifteen poor creatures
from a watery grave.
On entering the village, I soon found
where the old man hail been convoyed,
and a few minutes after I was at the bed
side of the sufibrer. I found him sensi
ble ; but with a change in ids counte
nance that no amount of pain or suffering
alone would have placed there, tie was
quite calm, and smiled as I entered.
“ Has she gone to pieces?” lie whis
pered, stopping to wipe the blood away
that oozed from his lids.
, ” I so,” I replied; “the shore is strew
ed with wreck.”
“ I knowed she would,” he gasped.—
"Poor tilings, poor tilings! How many
did we bring ashore?”
1 told him fifteen.
“ Ah!” ho groaned, " not enough, not
enough.” , '
“Hut it was a niostgallantaet,” I said ;
"and more would have been saved but
for the accident. Whore are you hurt?
It is not serious, I hope?”
"Serious?” he whispered ; and then,
with a sad smile, " No ; it ain't serious,—
I’m the only one hurt; and my lime’s
up long ago—four years and more. So it
ain’t serious.”
“ Where are you hurt?” X said
“ llibs nil crushed,” ho whispered. “ I
was under tiro gunwale of the boat; and
it's ail over. I could see it in the doctor’s
looks."
A gusli of blood stopped Ida utterance,
and t dared not whisper the comfort I
could not feel.
“ It’s all right, sir,” he whispered, af
ter lying with Ills eyes closed for about
half an hour—“ it’s all right, and an old
tar couldn’t die better than doin’ ids du
ly. I never thought to; but X always
felt as I should like to die in harness, as
they say, and so I shall, but I wish there
had boon more.”
“ More what?” I said.
“ More saved” he whispered. ” Ycr
See I’ve been afore now in action and the
Almighty only knows how many souls
I’ve cut oil'; and I should like to feel sure
as IM saved more than I did for—Unit’s
all'. Perhaps they might go in the scale
to help balance the bed."
‘‘J!nt you did all as a part of your du
ty.”
“Ah!” lie whispered, “duty! Yes,
sailors should do their duty; and I felt it
was mine to-night to go. We old men
o'-war’s-men were trained to answer to a
call in calm or storm, and when lives
were at stake to-night, I felt that X was
called, and I hope X did my duty. Will
you ask them fifteen to just say a word
or two for the old man in their prayers,
sir; X mean when X’m gone? X think 1
should like them to, for I’m au old sail
or, and can’t boast of my past life.”
“ Have you no relatives ?” I whisper
ed; no friends that you would like to
soo?”
“ Faraway—far away,” lie said with a
mournful shake of the head ; “ and some
are a-waitin’ for me to join their watch.
Don’t leave me, sir,” he said piteously.
I promised I would not; ami sat watch
ing the sullcrer, who seemed to sink
into a slate of stupor, only moaning at
intervals as lie tossed his head from side
to side of the pillow, and muttered a few
words broken and half-spoken. The
storm gradually sunk, till the wind quite
lulled; and about three o'clock I half
drew the curtain and looked out upon
tile sea, which still: tossed fearfully;
though all above was calm and peaceful
—a light cloud just drifting slowly past
the pale bright moon.
X stood gazing at tire soft blue sky, now
so placid ami serene, almost wandering
that so great a change could have taken
place, when X started, for a voice behind
mo shouted, “ Morning watch. Draw
the curtain, and let that moon shine in.”
I obeyed—turning cold and trembling
us I did so—still looking at the dying
sailor, -who sat erect in the bed. “ Hero,”
lie said ; and ns X approached the bed lie
seized my hum). “Hark ! don’t yon hear
that? It's the boatswain piping for mo to
keep my everlasting watch. Ay, ay, sir !
There—bark again ! There’s the waves a
lashing upon the further shore. Break
ers ahead! Hook out there ! The old ves
sel’s struck, and she’s going to pieces—
the old seventy-four, that’s weathered so
many a storm, going ashore. Farewell,
messmate; one short struggle, one cold
plunge, and a hopeful heart—a bravo
striking out through harsh breakers !
Land, ho! on the other side—and it’s a
land of rest—a land of peace and hope.—
Now for it! Tho rush of tho dark waters
is coming—blinding—deafening—but a
bold heart, messmate. God bless you !
T’m going ashore.”
For some minutes, I sat motionless.—
The old man’s eye had lighted up as he
gazed straight before him, out upon the
moonlit heavens. Xlis voice seemed to
peal through tile silence of the night, till
t shivered as lie described the wreck then
taking place. To the last word, his-voice
had rung out loud and resonant; then lie
sank back upon the pillow—stained now
with liis lifeblood; and I passed softly
from tho room, for I knew that his life
bark was stranded by tho sea of Heath.
THU DEACON ASTI» THU W.ISPS,
A worthy deacon in a town of Main
was remarkable for the facility with which
lie quoted Scripture on all occasions. The
divine Word was ever at his tongue’s end,
and all the trivial as well as important oc
currences of life furnished occasion for
quoting tho language of tho Bible. What
was better,-however, the exemplary man
always made his.quotations the standard
of action.
One hot day lie was engaged in mow
ing with his hired man, who was leading
oil', the deacon following in his swath,
eonuinghisaptquotations, when the man
suddenly sprang from his place, leaving
his swath just in time to escape a wasp’s
nest.
“ What is the matter?” hurriedly inqtii
red the deacon.
“ Wasps," was the laconic reply.
“ i'ooh!” said the deacon. “ The wick
ed flee when no man pnrsueth, but the
righteous are as bold asalion,” and taking
the workman’s swath lie moved but a step
when a swarm of brisk insects settled
about Ins ears, and lie was forced to re
treat, with many painful a sting, and in
great discomfiture.
“ All 1” shouted theother, withnchuck
le—“ The prudent man. foreseetli the evil,
and hideth himself, hut the simple pic-s
on and are punished."
The good deacon had found Ids equal
in making appi lent ions of the sacred writ
ings, and'thereafter was not known to
quote .Scripture on trivial occasions.
C!oi.oiti:i> Aci’kai.,—lt hah always bin
fashionable for congregasbuns to send
dore shepherds to Knrope wheneher day
git de brown crittors in do front, or eulli
narv coiisnmpshiiii oh de brownkill
chillies oh dc lungs. Now my treat hab
bill so sole ~b laic, dal it wns wid de nt_-
nioss didicidt.v da! 1 cood speak de trull*.
Some oil my intluen/.a frens thidia dis
fuel to be d’e ease in my lectures ob late,
bab kinder elubed togodtler, and formed
demsell's in a kommhtee on do bole, to
send mo oil' on a see-woyage: I took a
see-woy.igo to 'liohnckeu, but it didn't
do me no good, so dey hab 'chided lo send
mu oil* far 'imtfwhar 1 can pick up a lit
tle." The Professor's conclusions are not
loss striking than his openings. Hero is
one of them: “De Dawcus Siety meets
to'darn do stockings dat I bin warin’
holes in for de lass tree months, at Sister
Silwayer Johnson's, on Tuesday after
noon, wind and wedder permitting. Sam
Uighstook will please hand round de usu
al sasser, and gib back no change." ■
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CAUGHT IN HIS OWK TRAP.
A girl, young and pretty, and, above ail,
gifted with an air of admirable candor,
lately presented herself before a Parisian
lawyer.
“ ’Monsieur, I have come to consult you
upon a grave affair. I want you to oblige
a man I love to marry me in spite of Lpm-‘
self. How shall I proceed ?”
The gentleman of the bar bad, of course,
a sufficiently elastic conscience. Ho re
flected a moment, and then, being sure
that no third person overheard him, re
plied hesitatingly.
“ Mademoiselle, according to our law,
you always possess the means of forcing
a man to marry you. You must remain,
on three occasions alone with him ; yon
can then go before a Judge, aud swear
that lie is your lover.” ■
! “ And will that suffice, Monsieur?”
“ Yes, Mademoiselle, with one further
condition.”
“Well?”
“ Thou you will produce witnesses who
will make oath to have seen you remain a
good quarter of an hour with tho Individ
ual said to have trilled with your affec
tions.”
“ Very well, Monsieur, I will retain you
ns counsel in the management of this af
fair. Good day.”
A few days afterwards the young lady
returned. She was mysteriously receiv
ed by the lawyer, who" scarcely giving
her time to seat herself, questioned her
with the most lively curiosity.
“ Capital, Capital.”
‘ l l’ersvcre in your design, Mademoiselle;
but mind, the next time you come to con
sult me give mo the name of the young
man you aro going to mako so happy in
spite of himself.”
“ You shall have it witliout fall."
A fortnight afterward, tlie young lady
again knocked at the door of heroouusel’s
room. No sooner was slie within, she
Hung herself into a cliair, saying that the
walk had made her breathless. Her coun
sel endeavored to reassure lier, made her
inhale salts, and even proposed to unloose
her garments.
“It is useless, Monsieur,” she said “ I
am much better.”
“ Well, now, tell mo the name of the
fortunate mortal.”
“ Well, then, the fortunate mortal, ho
it known to you, is—yourself!” said the
young beauty, bursting into a laugh, ‘i I
love you ; I have been here three times
teto-a-toto with you, and my four witness
es aro below, ready and willing to accom
pany mo to a magistrate,” gravely con
tinued the narrator.
The lawyer, thus caught, had the good
sense not to got angry. The most singu
lar fact of ali ia that he adores his young
wife, who, by the way, makes au excel
lent houskeoper.
Tub B iqnificatiox.— The figures on
playing cards are symbolical of the four
great Trench orders. Clubs mean the
trefoil, or tho three-leaved clover, and
designates the husbandman.
designate tho merchants and traders—
carreaux, or square tiles, liaving been for
merly used in calculations, Bpados, tho
military order, being intended for tho
heads of lances (tho Spaniards of the
present day use a spade or sword); and
hearts represent the ecclesiastic, lev hom
ines dca cccum, or tho choir men, tho last
word having been corrupted into coao-s,
or hearts. Tho colors aro for the seasons
—red for .summer and autumn, black for
winter and spring. The number of cards
in each suit—thirteen—is equivalent with
the number of weeks in each quarter and
tlie total number of pips, or dots, count
ing court cards at ten each, comes wo be
lieve, to tho number of days in a year. —
The four queens are Father, Judith, Pal
las, and Argino, (an anagram of regina,
or queen,) and the four kings represent
the founders of tho four great monarchies
—David, Alexander, Ciesar and Charles,
or Charlemagne.
Eternity.— ‘‘Eternity has no gray
hairs !” The (lowers fade, the heart with
ers, man grows old and dies; tho world
lies down in the sepulchre of ages, but
time writes no wrinkles on the brow Of
eternity. Eternity! Stupendous thought!
The ever present, unborn, undecaying,
and undying—the endless chain compass
ing the life of God—the golden thread,
entwining the destinies of tho universe.
Earth has its beauties, but time shrouds
them for the grave ; its honors, they are
but as tho gilded sepulchres; its posses
sions, they are but toys of changing for
tune; its pleasures, they are but bursting
bubbles. Not so in the untried bourne.—
In tho dwelling of the Almighty, can
come no footsteps of decay. Its day will
know no darkening—eternal splendors
forbid the approach of night. Tho foun
tains will never fail; they are fresh from
tho eternal throne. Its glory will never
vfpne, for there is tho everpresent God.
Its harmonies will never cease; exhaust
loss love supplies tho song.
Tins Gallipot. —“ I remember,” says
Theodore Hook, “ when I was at school,
two of tho boys proceeded to a pond for
the purpose of swimming a gallipot, which
was tlie property of tho nigger boy of the
two. It chanced that in the eagerness
incidental to this exciting amusement,
the smaller boy tipped into the water,
and after a good deal of struggling, sank
and wasdrowued. After the melancholy
catastrophe, the bigger boy was question
ed as to what efforts lie had made to res
cue his companion, and his answers made
it evident that lie had by no means ex
erted himself to the utmost. This con
viction produced a severe rebuke from
tlie tutor; upon which Master Simpson
hurst into a llood of tears, and said “ I do
think that I could have saved Green—
but if I had tried, I should have lout my
gallipot .”
Wilkes's Iln.uiY Reply.—Luttreli
and Wilkes wore standing on the Brent
ford hustings, when Wilkes asked his ad
versary, privately, whether lie thought
there wore more fools or rogues among
the multitude of Wilhites spread out be
fore them. “ I’ll toil them what you say,
and put an end lo you,” said the Colonel.
But perceiving the threat.gave Wilkes
no alarm, lie added, “surely you don't
mean to say you could stand here one
hour after I did so?" " Why (the answer
was,) you would not lie alive one instant
after." “'How so?" “ 1 should merely
say it was a fabrication, and they would
destroy you in the twinkling of an eye.”
In one of Uto battles between the hous
es of Fitzgerald and Butler, the Earl of
Desmond, wounded and a prisoner, was
borne oil'on a litter on the shoulders of
his enemies, one of whom continually
taunting the captive with his misfortune,
ended by crying out —“ Ho'. boastful Ger
aldine, where now is the great Earl of
Desmond ?” “ Where a Geraldine ought
to lie—still on the necks of Uto Butlers,”
was the haughty reply.
A vouxti man recently wrote to his
sweetheart, saying: “There is not a glob
ule of blood in my heart which does not
hear your photograph." He had it very
bad, hadn't lie?
The Beak Catcher—John; Tyson, of
Milllintown, Juniata county, caught four
bears tills season in the neighboring
mountains. ’
BSaT The buckwheat crop this year is
immense.