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TEll M S goiSCßTPTiow.— Two Dollars if paid within tho j iar; and Two Dollars and Fifty Conte, if not paid within tho year. These terms will bo rigidly ad hered to in every instance.' No subscription dis continued until all nrropragea are paid unless at the option of the Editor. ' Advertisements —Accompanied by the cash, and not exceeding one square, will bo inserted three limes for $1.50. and twenty-five cents for each additional insertion. Those of a greater length in proportion. Job-Printing —Such ns Hand-bills, Posting-bills Pamphlets, Blanks, Labels, &c. Ac,, executed with . ocuraoy and at the shortest notice. . * ■jWital. GOOD NIGHT, MY CHILD. Good night my ohlld—good nightl May angels bright, - - "With golden wings outspread, Surround thy bod, And gently scan my closed oyos Till morn arise, With its re freshing beams of light Good night, my child!—good nightl Good night, my child ! —good night 1 May -Ho whoso sight ° Extends from polo to polo, IVatch-o’or thy soul, . And keep thoo guileless all thy days .From evil way?, ■ o. And leara to walk his holy ways upright— Good night, my child ! —good night! Good night, my child ! —goodnight! Ijot thy delight -Bo in the constant lovo Of Him above! And always in my daily prayer,- "Implore Him there. That Ho would still uphold thco in His might. Good.night,lay child ! —good night! fttolliinmis. . EVERYDAY SKETCH. I 'At* the batMo of , George Ross, aged /2 0. If the body ia recoyored, due notice will %, bo given of the funeral. ; ‘Don’t read any more, Astor 1’ exclaimed Mary Ooyn, ‘il makes my blond run cold ; this is the third death you have read of in the newspapers where the body has. not been recovered. Tell me, how can those who hive i this George Rosa ever feel certain Hint ho is dead V , 4 Morally‘certain they can hover positively bo, for until the body is laid in the grave by ■gontleloving hands;.the tears of affection rain ing on it, it ia imppossible to be certain/ Glow dreadful must such uncertainty bo. Oh! Astor Rums, you are going away from mo, going to danger, and wheu-I think that one day I may he as uncertain ‘cf your fate as there poor people, it makes mo shudder and grow desperate. Think of day after day passing by without any tidings of you; sor row destroying'all the joy of life; yet hope *•>’murmuring a, low, sweet song within your heart; for hone have come to tell they sbw you dead, and from the grave none return/ /Mary/ said Colonel -Astor Burns, ‘you, spoke these lust words merely from habit, for they are not in accordance with our new creed. Do wo not both believe that the spirit once freed has powers which it never had before ; and do you not think that the soul, having .conquered matter, can. soar above all the ter restrial obstacles.that bound it down ? -. 4 Yes, yqn, and I am convinced, dearest As ter, though I borrow a poet's language to toll you, that lloavon would hot. bo Heaven with out you, and .1, hero promise— I, your a'fiiau cert wife —that if, whilst you arc away, I should die, my Bpirifr-sha'U come to you and tell you whether death destroys love or’per ■fects it.* ‘ My own sweet Mary, love such as youra must partake of the love thafr'angels feel. I have ho fears fnr-’you, hone oven for myself. T know Tehall return safe and unharmed ; ,yet, if my presentiments should deceive mo, ‘if I should die as so many have died for my 'country, I:promise you, should our belief bo the true one that I wHI come to-you in the -spirit. Once more I will bo near you, mice 'more will I hear your dohr : voico;that voice ‘that will so often pray for me.' 4 That voice, doaroot ixstor, that promises -to you eternal fidelity in this world, and in -the next: but tliatTs.-a vain promise. What would the world bo to me without yo,u?' 4 1 have faith in you, my Mary; I believe in you ; I tfustyou.' . Slary Coyn had then leaned on his shoul der and ’burst ill to tears, and for* the first time since hediad joined the Bederal army, Colo nel Barns felt that it was bard to leave bonie and a’ll lio loved. But Mary was full of confidence; ohe lov ed as she could love but once in her lifo, and was sure she'could-novcr luvo another. Comg from spirit.land would he to tell her that he had gono before; carrying his faith to Heaven; it would bo vain-; she dblfc that her own spirit would communicate, with his in the -very hour of bis .peril,and ■dfca^h. So Colonel Astor Burns departed for his •regiment, which he joined in Tennessee, and 'for several months Mary was made happy by regular letters from her lover,, and joyous and •confident she entered with as much spirit as into all the social gayeties.around her. It happened that among the gentlemen who courted her society was. one who had "boen a kind of boyish lover, and who delight fed to recall the time—treating her, however, With the’ deepest respect, and talking often to hornf her engagement. He knew a great deal, too, about Tennessee, and delighted to describe the country to her, and to tell her &U that could interest her in regard to her loves. At last there oamo a:time when Mary was. Many weeks without hearing from her lover, then Harry Outran) was her greatest comfort, patiently showing her how many accidents Might have delayed his letters, and how Cul. •“Urns might bo perfectly safe and unable to Communicate with her. Still no letters came, hilt at last there eamo news of a great battle, “ gredt_ victory, in which all rejoiced; but over which Mary wept, for the One hundred dand-ninth had been engaged in it. ; Bilgently she searched the list of killed dnd wounded, Harry bringing her every pa per, and nil the news ho could find ; but no ■ lesord of Col. Burns could be found. , - tht Mary set about lamenting, and Harry sat about consoling hcrfwhh all tho consider ation and tenderness of a brother—Marv’s' mother encouraging her in all her attempts at forgetfulness, and resignation, for Colonel Astor Burns, though he had a great deal of his and bis pay, had not as ranch*money, or na good a pocial position, as llarryOutram ; and after all, no grief was eternal, it was wicked to think it, and tho dead-wore hnppi er /rone from evil to citne. ‘Tea/ interrupted Mary, “ fho dead—if I. could be convinced that hem dead, but I know he tb pot, and I fancy him a prisoner, or slow dying of Ins Wounds in some dreadful for saken place. 'Oh. it is horrible V 'One evening, Mary had been unwillingly compelled to go to a social 'party at Harry’s married Bister’*, where there were only about a hundred nnopliwiU intimate friends, and where they had tableau* and charades and music,‘but no‘dancing. Mary bad sung most charmingly, and made the most beautiful and artistic picture of Faith in blue tarlatan, with and India shawl thrown over her shoulders and diamond .cross in her light -beautifully thrown on,her all ..through Hur ry's contrivance—and, escorted by Harry she returned homo-elated, joyful and contented. At the-door Harry had pressed her hand; all the way homo he" had been complimentary and tender, and Mary began to think with her mother that it was a eia to mourn,.eter nally. , “ ■ ‘lf Astor were only dead foi certain,lf I knew that the spiritual doctrine was true'or untrue . , At this moment, Mary, who was entering her hod room.-where the gas burned dimly, stood suddenly .still on the threshold ; all [ were asleep in the bougo, which she had- en-. j tored with a latch-key. Mary heard no sound, she saw nothing, but a strange feeling came over her that seemed to chill her very heart, making its pulsations stand still until she trembled and,,gasped for breath ; the at mosphere of her room she knew was warm, but she felt as if suddenly some chill, heaV-y damp fog had closed around her. With heavy step at last she advanced, still moving through this thickened atmosphere, but as shermoved, something seemed to. walk beside’ her, until, cold as she was, she felt a warm breath up her neck and cheek. She had no inclination to scream or to cry;, from the first moment she felt she was in a supernatural presence, and she attempted no resistance. .Presently the cloud cleared from her,senses, and the thought flushed" through Jmr mind that Aster's spirit had come to her ; then-she bOnt on her knees, and, hiding her face in her hands, she prayed, not as she had once prayed, that he would come to her, but that ho would spare her further manifesta tions, lest she should go mad. Then bury ing her face on the pillow of the sofa near which she "knelt, she fell into a dfiep swoon. •• The morning was far advanced when again she opened her eyes, and the sounds of the living world and the bright sun dispelled her fears. She trembled no longer, but she was convinced that that night Aster had visited her in the spirit. She was bravo all day, but night found ■her courage abandoning her, and she contri- ved not to sleep alone’. Gayly tho two girls, her cousin apd herself, talked, Mary laughing at almost everything, yet secretly looking around her in fear and dread. Soon her cousin slept, then the same, strange manifes tations again took, place. Tins time she saw clearly long blue flames flit across her room, but they convoyed not tho idea of fire but of brightness, looking more like liquid diamonds .than living .flames. . Again Mary fainted.— Still sho said nothing, for hermothorlthought amtunUsni sinful, and in the bright day ght Mary herself reasoned with herself as io whether all had not been a dream. ‘ Night after night the same manifestations took place, until Mary began to grow pale -tnd careworn, and ut last, urged by his en treaties, she confided her secret to Harry Smith. Ho did not meet the revelation with sneers, but- appeared to share Mary's awe, routing various similar wieUatioiis, and-cbc feasing to her his belief in spiritualism. ‘ Mary, dear, Astor is dead; of course after this we cannot doubt it. but by his coming more than once ho desires to communicate, with you. .You must speak to him to-night.' 1 *• 4 1 shall not dare.** . * Nay, why fear ? spirits are free from all. mortal passions, they come not for themselves, hut for you. Speak to him to-night.' That night; when Mary felt the-atmosr phoro grow thick and chill, announcing the visitation, she closed her eyes, and after struggling fov some minutes with her fears at last'exolaimed 4 Astor.' , .• ■ . I A low wail, as of an iEolian harp, passed through the roofn, but Mary had grown cour ageous now, and-blurting up in her bod opened her eyes, when there, oh, horror I reflected in the long mirror.of the wardrobe, she beheld the-figure of Astor as he had lived. -For a few minutes shogav:od, fascina ted by terror; thou she moved her distonted eyes round the room, seeking the reality of that figure of, which eho saw {be reflection, but there was none—this was all—the spirit had appeared in the not else where. Night -after night Mary behold the same spirit, heard the same noise, until-a dread of it made her shrink from sight, and as' dark ness came on she would fall into opasms and hysterics. • , Mary,' at last said Harry, ‘ do you think that Alter, who loved you so-deeply, docs not desire'to eco you happy ? That long wail •is -one of sorrow. You know how I loved him, how IX honor him. Mary, had he* dived 1 never would have spoken, the words I now speak to you, Mary, I. love you—bo my wife. love you—be my wife. At first Mary shrunk from tho proposition but at last, urged on by the thousand trifling circmnstansos that are move powerful than tyranny itself, she consented, and the mar ruirtgo day was fixed. » Harry was to take her to Europe ; -ho felt she needed change of scene, and all was to be happiness. A gentle calm gradually took possession of Mary; the visits of the spirit were less frequent, and at -last ceased alto gether. Mary gradually ceased to think of Astor,. looking forward to her bright new prospects. It was the eve of her wedding day ; she was alone in the parlor, and. stood before the long pier glass, trying on the orange wreath she was to wear. All at onoo the thought of Astor flashed across her mind; the flowers had suggested ■it; often had she in other days fancied her self standing beside him in her bridal days, and a chill of horror oamo over her. ‘ Who knows through what sufferings ho passed away, and now-.I am forgetting hiln ! I, almost his wife, nm-faitliloss to him ! Oh 1 Astor, if I knew you wore-happy—if I know you did not reproach rap!’ At this moment, though it was broad day light, Mary 'beheld the form of Astor sud denly appear on the glass, and at the same " OUR COUNTRY—MAY IT RiqUT—BUT RIGHT OR WRONG OUR COUNTRY. 1 * moment her own name was uttered ‘in his voice. She clasped her hands in horror, gazing on the form which Rccmed drawing nearer and nearer, until when it seemed’about to touch her, with a scream she fell forward, Jicr head coming in contact with tho marble pier table, and then her form falling heavily to the ground. ’* Her mother, Harry, who wnsjußt entering the house, and tho servants, all at tho dull heavy sound rushed into the room ; but Ma ry had already boon raised from the Hour and now lay pale and still in the arms of As tor Burns—Astor Burns, much changed,-but living and breathing. Harry rushes up to him - ! '■ 4 Living 1’ exclaimed he. ’ 1 Yes/ said Astor, 4 but she is dead/ and reverently and gently ho laid Mary on tho sofa. V/hat bad been Mary's visions, delusions of the mind, o** spiritual revelations? None could solve the mystery, save, perhaps, Mary herself when she was in spirit land, but she gave-no sign. Beau Hunting nv a Woman.— One day a Lapp woman went out to fish on a laker ac companied by her son, who was fourteen years old. When theyhad caught a suffi cient supply, they.landed on a part of the shore which was thickly overgrown with fir ahd underwood. Presently the . woman's •Quick eye fell on a largo heap of boughs, reeds, moss, &c., anti, oh nearer inspection, she found a largo hole underneath the mass of rubbish, and felt convinced it was the en trance to a bear’s * Hi/ or cave. She was a •courageous ami respluto little body and noth ing daunted by the discovery, nor reflecting that sho was alone hastened back to the boat to fetch her axe and rifle, (for a'Lapp wom an generally goes armed, .and is Usually an expert shot.) Now her distora in other parts of the civilized world would most probably have been frightened out of their wits, and have beat a speedy .retreat under such cir cumstances. Her uiily anxiety was lest the boar should get off. On returning,- she proceeded to cut down a small fir sappiing which sho pointed at one end, n,ud gayc it to the,boy to br'addlo about in the hole to ascertain whether it was occu pied or nut, while she. stood with uplifted nxo a little on one side. No sooner was the polo inserted than out came the head of a mon strous she bear, and down came the axo on her skull with such force- that it remained sticking fast iii the wound, and accompanied Bruin as she retreated to tho farthest end of the cave. Time being up for.round number two and her opponent not putting in an ap pearance, sho determined to try the effect of. a shot. No sooner had she fired down tho holo than out bolted a cub, about tho size of a dog, which her son cleverly managed to catch hold of by the hind leg. But it was too strong for tho little fellow, and, after dragging him for some distance, managed to get away. De termined, however, not to luso him, mother and son wont in pursuit and speedily over took tho animal, which had taken to tho wa ter. A few well administered taps with rho end of tjie oar seen reud-ered him hors do combat, ' ' Having secured him, tho courageous.little woman wont back again to the 4 Hi/ and gave it another stirring up. But all was still. Next site tired a-second-shot, but noth ing moved. Concluding that the bear must bo dead,"or-else have escaped during her ab sence, she determined to dig her out, a work of no-email labor. Success, however, attend her exertions, for at length she found tho bear lying quite dead, with the axe still sticking in her loft skull, and by tier side another cub as big as the first, with a bullet wound through his' neck, also dead. No mean achievement for a woman and her boy. Singular Occurrences. —A correspondent’ of the Rebel , wilting from .East Point, 6a., relates the following: 44 Among other lroight"for shipment, wo noticed at-tho tiast'Point depot, yesterday, a coffin,.'under the immediate charge of a lady, with whom there is connected a-strange his tory. : I give it us related by thedadyhercolh In 18G2, Mr.II volunteered in a Geor gia regiment, then, as now, ifl tlio-nrmy of Virginia. About a year ago the wife of Mr. II - hearing that her husband was kill ed in aa engagement with the'enemy, pro ceeded to’Virginia and brought homo his re mains and interred thom'in her garden. Af ter a widowhood of seven or eight months, , Mrs. R- —■ was wedded to another, with 1 whom she lias lived happily until recently, when their happiness was broken in uponby : the arrival of her husband, who had been ta ken prisoner at the time he was. supposed to have been killed. But the strangest part of the story is yet to omno. A few* days .after the singular re appearance of Mr.. 11— ■■ , a lady arrived from Virginia, and claimed the corpse buried in the garden as that of her .husband, who boro the same name aa our resurrected h«ro. /I’his was the lady whom wo saw ’at East. Point, on the eve of accompanying the corpse back to Virginia for interment there. It scorns that both were members of the same regiment, and instead of the Georgia lady's husband being killed, and the other taken prisoner as was supposed, it was just tbo-rc verse,” ’ Don't Have Any Confidantes, Lacies.— Beware of entrusting any individual whatev er with small annoyance, or misunderstand* dugs between your husdand and yourself, if they unhappily occur. --Oonfidu.itca tiro dan gerous /persons ; and many seek to gain an -ascendancy in families by winning the good opinion of young married women. Should any one presume to oiler your advice with regard to your husband, or seek to lessen him by insinuation,shun that person cs you would a serpent. Many a happy home has been rondord desolate by exciting coplness, or by endeavors to gain importance in an artful and insidious manner. Didn't Want .to Go. — A Jerseyman was very sick, and was not expected to vo.oovor. His friends got around his bed and one of them said— 44 John, do you feel willing to die?" John “ made an effort" to give his views on the subject, and answered, with hie feeble ■voice—' ‘•■l—think—l’d rather stay—whore—l’m hotter acquainted.’ 1C7 3 Matches, like everything else, have ‘ gqno up.’ Young ladies and parsons great ly fear that the upward tendency will be det rimental to match making. (Cr’.The clownish shoemaker who was told to “mend his manners," said that was out of his lino of business. jjgy There ore a few preachers who recant but agreat many who cant. CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8,1864. . WAR. • I’liou iccdcst, 'War,” On human gorel A monster sure— A fiend thou art I Tho orphan’s cry, The widow’s sigh, The tear dimmed eye, • Touch not thy heart 1 Of evils rife, * That poison life, And stirs up strife, Thou m the fount I Thou soucftseeds /Of deadly wuedsl m ,ff^i: hy Jfonid deeds, Rise lite a mount I 11l Thy path is traoke’d, ' By. cities saoko’d, The hellish act,'' 1 7 And ravine vilol The fertile land, Caunot'withstand, - . Thy blighting hand, And droops the while I IV Earth's deadliest hanoi Tliou ono insane 1 'Within'thy train, Stalk ain and crime 1 Who eon relate ; 'L'hy mischief great, In Church and State, In every Clime I Erom agedo-ngd. Thy sanguine page, The saint and sago, Have read with palp 1 And hearts have hied, Eor thousands dead, , Whoso blood was shod, By thoo in vain 1 ■ ' .VI Thou art a ghoul, And man a 100., To bo thy tool, To kill himself!.. And this, 0, shame, lie death for Fame, A deathless name. Or may bo pelf I. VJI 0, that it could, Bo understood, That to be good, Alone is Glnrg.l ’Tia only those. Who strike thoir'blows, At moral foes, Should live in story 1 ■ Y ifl Truth's blade they wield, God is their shield. The, World their field, 'Their CiuiSc the Might No blood they spill, No'graves they fill; In all their fight! EC But, thou, 0, War, What a*t thou more, Than scenes of gore, On land and main! Thou gorgen fell! Thou imp of Hell! 0, who can tell, Or count thy sl&in.l In all the zones, Like common stones/ Their blenching bonea, Du meet the eye ! ■No coifm-bed, For them was spread! Just where they bled, Their ashes Jio 1 \ XI Thou pitiest none, Beneath the sun, ■Remorseless ono’l Mankind’s dread foe! Thy battle boom, ’Liko tho simoom, Around spreads.gloom, Ami death.and woei ‘SIX 0, blessed spot, . ’ That knows thee not! 0, happy lot, ; V/heu- thou shalt. Coas ;1 .Thou thro’ all Time'; Tn overv Clime, 'Shall reign sublime; Angelic Peace. . The .Sun at'Tiib North Pole.—To a per son standing at tbo north polo the sun ap pears to sweep horizontally around tho sky every twenty four hours, without any prepop fciWo variation during its circuit in its dis tance from the human, On the of June it is 23 dog. 2S min. above tho horizon,- a little more than one fourth of tho distance to tho zenith, the highest point that it over, ; roaches. From this latitude it slowly de scends, Us track being represented hyp. sni ml or screw with a vtfry fine thread,- and in the course of-throe inomhc it worms its way down tho horizon, which it reaches on. tho 23d of September. On this day it slovr : ly sweeps around tho sky, with its face half hidden below tho icy sea. :It still continues todecond, and after it has entirely disappear ed, it is still bo near tlib horizon that it car-, vies a bright twilight around the honlvCns in ita daily circuit. As the sun sinks lower,-this twilight gradually grows.fainter ■till.it fades-, away. On the 20th of December the sands 23 dcg,‘2B.-min,‘below the horizon, and this is the midnight of thb dark winter of tho polo. From this date the sun begins to ascend, and .after a time his return is heralded by a faint dawn which circles slowly around tho hori zon, completing its circuit every hours. This dawn grows gradually brighter, and on the 25th of March the peaks of ice are gilded with the first level rays of thp sis months’, day. The bringer of this long day continues to wind llis spiral way. upward, till ho reaches, ita highest place on the ,31st pf Juno and his annual course is completed. O* An Irishman being naked Why he left his country for America, replied, “It vrasu’t for want ; I had plenty of that at homo.” It appears from published statistics in Ireland, that longevity is greatest among the poorest .paqplo. M ADVENTURE. ’I never attended but one temperance lec ture, ’ said our friend B, with a peculiar smile •‘and I don’t think I shall ever attend anoth- OP * ‘You probably found it dry?’ ‘Well, yea, hut isn’t it. The lecture was well enough, hut I got into such au awful scrape after it waa over, that I never think of temperate meetings without a qudden shud der. I'll tell you about it. It wes in Jersey City where I was something of a stranger, and the nigliUwas one of the worst of tho season. Boreas 1 how it blow I It was enough to take your breath away. Well the lecture was over and making up my way through tho crowd I lingered in tho doorway, contompla-' ting the awlulscone, when somebody took'niy arm.’ ‘Where have you hden !’ said the sweetest voice in the world. ‘1 have been looking for you everywhere’ ‘Very much, surprised, I turned my head and saw : but I-cant describe hor.it makes mo mad to think how prodigious pretty she was.’ .. ‘Vv ith her left hand she leaned on my arm"; and she was arranging her veil with her right, and did not notice my surprise.' ‘You hayo boon looking for me,’ I falter ed .’ ‘Como lot ua ho going,’ was the reply, press ing my arm.’ ‘A thrill wont to ray heart. What to make of my lady’s address I did not know but she was-too charming a creature forme to accom pany her. Wo started off in the midst ol the tompa.st, the noise of which prevented any conversation. At length she said with a scream— ‘Put your arm around mo or! shall blow away.’ I need not describe to you my sensation ns I pressed her to my side and hurried on. 'lt was very dark, nobody saw us ; and allow ing her to guide my steps, I followed her mo tions through two or three short streets, un til *he stopped before an elegant mansion,’ ‘Have you your key V she asked. *My key 1 I stammered ; there must bo some mistake.’ . ‘As she opened the door I stood wailing to bid her good-night, or to have some explana tion when turning quickly she said : ‘How queer you act to-night; ain’t you coming-in?’ . ‘ There was something very tempting in this suggestion. Was I going in? A warm - house and- pretty woman was certainly ob jects of consideration, and it was dreary to think of facing the -storm and seeing her" no more.’ . > ‘ It took threo quarters of asccond to make, up my mind, and id i wont. There was a dim light in the hall, and as my guide ran rapidly up stairs, I thought it could do noth ing better than run up too. " I followed her into a very dark room. ‘ Lock the door, John,’ she said. ‘ Now, as -if ; I had been the only John in tilo world;-i thought she* know mo. I felt for the key and-turned it in the lock without hesitation wondering all the time what was coming neat. Then an awful suspicion of nemo horrid trick'flashed up on my mind, for I had often heard of infatuated men being led to their destruction by pretty women, and I was on the point of re-opening the door when my lady struck a light. ■ Then being au excessively modest man—l discovered to ray dismay that f was in "a bed room, alone with a woman, I cannot describe my sensation. I said something, I don’t know wlmt it was but the lady lighted her.lamp, looked, stared at mo an instant turned as white ns a pillow'case, and screamed-. ■ ‘ Who are you? How came you here?— Go ((nick ; leave the room I’ and covering her llice with her hands, she sobbed hysterically. “I -was petrified. Gf course, I was quite anxiotts’-tohis she waa to have moi But in my confusion, instead of going out the door that X c.uiio in, I unlocked the door and wnlkod intrt a-closet.’ ‘Before 1 could rectify my error there came a terrible thundering at the door. Tho lady screamed-; the nclse Increased and I felt peculiar; knowing very-well that now tho lady’s real husband was coming, and that I was in rather a bad fis/ ‘Well aware that it would not'doTo-remain in tho depot, and convinced’of tho danger of mooting a man who might fall into vulgar weakness of being jealous, I was trying to collect my scattered senses in* tho darkness, which the lady whispered to mo in a wild manner.' ‘ What shall Ido ? If you do not go ho' will kill me.’ ‘ Oh ! but consider ' f The thundering of the door drowned ray Voice. She flew to the open door. As the wrathful husband burst into the room, I thought I felt a little cold, and crept s undor some garments hanging in tho closet.' - ‘ The gruff voice roared and stormed. 0* thcllo was jealous and revengeful; Deadcmo nia innocent and distressed—then I heard ominous sounds, ns of some one looking un der tho bed/ ‘ I know he is hero. I saw him come info the house with you. You locked tho door.— I'll have Ins heart out!’ “ ■ . „ ’ ‘ Hear mo I T will explain I’ ‘As I was listening very attentively for ' the explannntion,>‘the garments under which I was concealed very quietly lifted, and fan cy my feeling, discovered, in such actuation by such a husband. 1 . * Well, B—■ —/ we cried, deeply interested, for we knew every word of -his otory was true,* ‘ how did you get out of the scrape/, ‘•I-usfed a violent remedy for so violent a complaint. in a corner—liiyTifo in danger—perceiving at. a glance 'that.‘Othello' was not bo strong, as-1 was,X threw myself upon him and hold him there until l' had given a lull osplanhation of the error, made him hear reason, and tamed him to bo as gentle ns a lamb. ,-Then I left, rather uncor moniously, and havo_ never seen Othello and Deodembnia since.' (C?*A gentleman traveling stopped at a country tavern to got to say all night, he was met at the gate by a servant boy, and he thus accosted him:. * ■ ’ “Boy extricate that quadruped from the vehicle, stabulateand denote him wlth an ad equate supply of nutritious ailment, andw hen the morn again shall arise I will reward you a peculiar compensation for your amicable hospitality/' : . The boy ran into the house and said, “ mas sey, a dutohman out here wants to see you/' ID” Teacher— Come righthera, you young scamp, and got n sound spanking.” Scholar— ‘ You ain't got no right to spank mo, the copy you just sot mo says so.’ Teacher—“ 1 should like to hoar you read that copy over to me.’ Sohollar— ‘ You shall. [He reads.,] ,'Lot all the ends thou aims’t at he thy country’s, and so forth, and when you're spanking me, you ain’t aiming at no auoh end.' 3! nrried llte Wrong Lady. Love ia a very unsertain thing, and it is not safe to bo too certain of tlio symptoms until they nro unmistakable. The following jvid explain our meaning: Vienna has beon stirred up, lately, by the comical result of a strange love story. It Seems that in the house of one Herr Kuhns, a teacher of language,* Dr, Kant, a. young lawyer, happened to make the acquaintance of u lady, burdened with some property and thirty years. The lady, being unmarried, evinced particular interest in tho yonng. shy, and rathpr abashed man of luw.-. She made love to him, in fact,’very-etrongly, and per suaded him to visit her ut her house.,. But, alas I he loved another lady. One evening while conversing with the doctor, she-said? V/ith your favorable idea of matrhiiuny, may I ask if you ever thought of marrying yourself?" Dr. Kant sighed, and his eye' ’restingpn.the ground, hesitatingly muttered, in-roply I-have already-thought of marry ing, and made my choice, but " “ But I" tho lady hastily interposed. “But," he con -tinned,-*-the lady-is rich y Very .rich, and I am poor. lam afraid J could hardly aspire to her hand, and rather-than allow myself to be taxed-wilii sordid designs, I will bury my passion in my breast, and leave it uuavowed ibi'ovcr." At an early hour of the following day she, however, betook herself to a solici tor, anil, in legal form declared her wish to present and blind over as his soloprnperty the sum of “ 150,000 guilders—(§ls,ooo)*—to Dr. Kant. When tho document had been signed, countersigned, and duly completed, she sat down in tho office, and, enclosing it in an elegant envelope, added a note tc the following effect: "Dear sir—l have much pleasure in en-. closing a paper, which I hope -will rcmdVo the pbsta.de in the way of your marriage.— Believe me, lcc., Alice .Martini." Dr. Kant, fur ho and no other was tho addrosed, was thoMmppiest man in thp world on receiving this generous epistle. . d'epairing at once to the parents of .frraulein dfischcl; the lady of his love, ho proposed fer and received the hand of a girl who hud been fluttered' by his delicate though unavowed attentions. Her reply to Fraulcin Martini, bcsidesconvcylng hissincarost thanks, contained two carles do visile, linked together by tho. significant roce. colored libbon. Miss Martini forthwith sued the happy bridegroom for restitution, hut, as 1 no promise of marriage had been made, tho case was, by two successive courts, decided against her. How ■ to be llateeu/j. There are sdmo ,peraons who to treasure up thinga-'fhat are disagreeable, on purpose. X can under stand how a boy that never had boon taught better mighty carry torpedoes in his pocket, and delight Co throw them down at the feet .of passers-by and see them bound; but I cannot understand how an instructed and well meaning person could do such a thing. Ami yet there are men that carry torpedoes all their life, and take pleasure in tossing them at people. -“Oh," they say,.“'l have something now,.and w|ienT meet that man I .will give it to him!" And they wiiit'forthe right company, and the right circumstances, and then, they out with the most disagreea ble things. And if they are •remonstrated with, they say, “ It is true," as if that was a justification of their conduct. -.-.'lf God should take all the things that are true of you, and make a scourge of, them, and whip ybu with it, you would be the most miserable of men. But he does nob use all the truth on you.— And io there no law of kindness? 'ls there •no desire to please and profit men? Have; you ft right to take any little story that you can pick up about a man, aud uso it in such a way as to injure him, or to give him pilin’/ And yet, how many men there are that seem’ to enjoy nothing-op much as inflicting exqui site auifering upon a man in this way, when he panuotjholp himself I "Well, you know jusfhow.tho dovil feels. "Whenever he. has done anything wicked, and has made some body very unhappy, and laughs, he*feels just as, for the time being, you ieel, when you liM'o (lone a cruel thing, and somebody la hurt and it dues you good. Custom, is not only a Second nature, but it is continually mistaken for the first. When Gas was Introduced.— The gas us ed.for ordinary purposes is .one of thopro* ducts of the destructive .distillations of pit coal-, submitted to a great heat in cast-iron retorts. Certain permanent'gases arc given off, and are collected in a largo pipe half fill -cd with tar, after, which they pass through a. series of iron pipes, cooled on the outside by streams of. water. The,tar and aupuoniacul liquid generated are thus condensed, and the gases proceed to another part of the apparat us, called the purifier. After being submit ed to the purifying process, it is collected in to largo reservoirs, called gasometers-—more comedy gas-holders—from which it is con veyed by largo pipee,. afterwards branching off into leaser ones, to dll parts of the .town. Tim artificial production of a inflammable air from coal is first mentioned by the Key. Mr. Clayton, in a lotteraddicased to thelioy* al Society, May 12, 1GS8; he state* ttyit lie distilled coal in a close vessel, collecting the. gas in bladders, and afterwards burning it for the amusement Of his friends. In the year 1797 ho erected a similar apparatus in Ayreshiro, where ho then resided, and in »17 98 he was engaged to put up bis' apparatus at the manufactory of Messrs, Boulton, Watts & Co., Soho, near Birmingham. The illumi nation of the Soho Works by gas in 1808, on the occasion of peace, brought it into general notice, and it was soon adopted by many in dividuals, who, acting upon their own ideas, introduced various modes of collecting and purifying it. A public exhibition of it in London.took place in 1800. Golden Lane, was.lighted with it in 1897, Pall Mall in 18- 09, and all the streets generally in 1814.. A Settler.— A toucher in a western coun ty in Canada, while tnakinghis first visit to bis “constituents,” came into conversation with an ancient “ Varmount” lady, who had taken up her residence in the “ back woods." Of course, the school and former teacher came in-for the criticism; and the old lady, in speaking of his predecessor, asked : “ 'iYa’al,” says she, “ if the airth is round, and goes around; what holds it up?”. : “Oh, these learned men say that it goes around the. sun, and that the sun holds it up by virtue of the law of attraction.” The old. lady low ered her “specs,” and, by way ot climax re sponded: “Wa’al, if these high larn’t men soz the sun holds up the airth, I should like tu know what holds the airtli up : when the sun gdos down 1” [CP" That face is'the noblest that beams brightest with benevolence. That hand is :the most beautiful from whioh benefits are continually falling. Temperature of tlie Sexes. i Kecently at a meeting of one of tho sections of thu British Association, Dr, Dayyf in a short paper, gave the results of ments ho had made as to tho relative tamper* aluro of the two sexes. Tho theory of Aris totle, that a man possessed more warmth than a woman, had boon disputed; and it had been held by some, as tho result of modern, re search, that tho temperature of women was slightly superior to that of men. Nfttwlth* ■ standing this, however, from • such observa tions as, ho had been able to make, ho con sidered the early .opinion, the more correct.— Taking the average it appeared that the tem perature of males and fcinalcs.was 10.58 to - i0.1.J, lie had more recently made some ad ditional observations, using.a thermometer of great delicacy, and taking fqr tho purpose Of bis experiments six persons, three men and three women, all in good health. The result,was, that tho temperature, in the case of thciii, , .varied_botwcon 00‘and 99};* -that-of a-womau was-betweeu 97:] apd 98.—i An examination of other animals gave a still somewhat higher temperature" for tho maid ilian-the female, six-fowls showing tho'-pro portion of 103-33 fur tlio’former, to 107-70 ! ior tlio latter, Tho President 'thought that whatever-difference of opinion there might be with respect to the accuracy of the author's conclusion, all t would agree ho was sure, that men were more warm-hearted.,— .[Hocr, hoar, and. cheers.] Dr. Hansom,'asked whether Dr.- Davy had made any experiments an to the power of resisting variation of thd temperature in ‘ tho sexes, and hud noticed any connection between that,and •tho usual aVorago'temperature;if malescon sumed more carbonic aoid,.wero they able,to : rcaist alterations of tempbrature better than 5 females • Ko doubt men- are * move .exposed to -influ ence of weather in their various avocations; but, oa the other hand, ho believed it was a matter of observation that females did not clothe themselvqs so warmly as men. Dr, Davy.said tlio probability was, that women did-not resist cold so well as men, and .that . the greater the strength and .energy, the lar- . gcr the quantity of blood flowing, tho great*** cr would bo tho power of resistance. Gener ally speaking, 'ho* believed that women suf fered more from cold than -men, and really required a' warmer dress than men. Dr. Ifuyqpn remarked that the conclusion to ’which tho lecturer arrived was only a verifi cation of what a priori reasoning wouldhavo led to, from, tho larger quantity of carbonio acid-taken hymen’, and their, probable larger consumption of -sugar. The President said it was a matter of fact, and v nota theory, that they.were dealing with;-.end if it was truo that the amount of fbeat -vgonorated in the s case of a man was greatersthan with a worn- f an, there was a greater expenditure of heat with tho male than the female, • "Striking Oil"—A simple bumpkin came into a grocer's shop in Oil City, where lip was well known for his simplicity, just as the shopkeeper wifs measuring a pint of olive oil for v. customer, who immediately went* away with it. ‘What, sort of stuff is that you-’have jus'b been measuring" there, Mr.'G —'-V asked ho. : . • - ; ; - 1 What I-Johnny, don’t you know? Why, you foolish fellow, that is Champagne wine/ ‘Ah! is it?--1 didn’t think Champagne was so/ ‘Do you like Champagne, Jonny?' •• * I’m sure I don’t know, sir; .1 never drank any in my life/ ‘ Will you have a glass of it ?' ! thank you ; you. are very kind/ . The grocer filled a large.tumbler with ail and gave it to him. Ho,drank it. * Well, how do you like -it, Uohnny ?'■ ‘Why, I believe it-is very.good ; indeed i do ; but I think it is a little too rich for poor people only used to plain living/ , , *• The Five GradEes. — A man whohaB,rd cently become a votary to Bacchus, returned' home one night in an intermediate- state of booziness. That is to say ,*ho was comfortably druflU, but perfectly conscious of his unfortu nate situation. -Knowing that his wife was asleep,, he decided to attempt gaining his bod without disturbing her, nndj-by sleeping off his inebriation, conceal -the fact from her al together.-' Tie.reached the door of. his room without dlscurbing-ber, and, after ruminating a few moments on the matteivhe' thought if he could reach the bedpost und hold oh to it. while ‘he his npparal, the feat would bo easily accomplished.; Unfortunate ly for hisf scheme, a cradle stood in a direct Unt? whli the bed post, about the middle of the Hour. Of course, when his shins come in contact with the aforesaid piece of furniture ho pitched over, it withjjporfeetloosenoss, and upon gaining an erect position', ere an equil ibrium was established, ho wont over back wards, in nn equally summary manner. ’ A gaiii he struggled to his fobt,,-and bent fore most over the 'bower of infant happinees. At length, with the fifth fall, his patience bscaqio exhausted, and the obstacle was,yet to be. overcome. In ho cried out to hie sJoopfiig partner; “#ilb! wife 1 how many cradles-hdveyou got in the house ? fl’vo fallen over iWo.'cuiii • here's r.nothor'befurc mo !” Tt seems now to be well tinddrfctooti that the whole of the British provinces are pretty certain to form a confederation which, while m.mily attached to the British crown, will have a constitution very much like our own, and that this pivjoct, while originating among tho Provincials themselves, is favor ably regarded and certain to be promoted by the .English Government. Ei3f* A young Indy roooatly eloped from London, and would have got clear of England and her guaruiuns if she had riot been so ans ious about the welfare of her pet eanury, which she would take along with her. As a countrywoman would say, “Oau any bird bs so vexatious as this ?” ' DU?” On going homo last night we came across Samuel. K—-, standing well braced against a lamp-pest, soliloquizing thus:— ‘ What will the poor (bio) do this hard (bio) winter. Gin is'(hio) ton cents a (bio) glass, and brandy (luc) twenty cents a glass 1 Lord (hie) help the poor (hie) 1’ JC7” When you see a man on a moonlight night trying to convince his shadow that it is improper to follow n gentleman, you may ho sure that is high time for him to join a temperance society. , , BSy A gentleman id Kent, England; late ly ate a plum in which a wasp was hid, whioh stuug him so severely id the throat that ho died. ‘ : ' : : S&" The Atlantic cable about to be laid will bear four times its own weight. no m.