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    !! legacy, whiolv you hays received; frornyour ' Let mo state another fact on this subject. Son C& W bf : their platform, and'say whether-or ■ '*'' GettingWffiltdt In Wisfilristoi'^
aneesWs as trustees for posterity, shall ho At the ponedT mention, (1844) that bill for picturing the consequpHoeErpf such dissolution, net' they' then claim to' ho the friends of the x-n —-— ~*-x v ~'-izr’~r . - „ :
handed dowh'untarnished, asitj-wasbequoathr the repeal of the'tariff of. '1843 did notpas's. terHblydisnstrouAttstheyJhusjjbe;, 'Standby protective'policy? 'Do thev or do thev not ad-i '•
: edip.you, It.is.fpr you now.to determine Ip 1846, the proposition was-.tonowed,. and tho;ConBtitatjpn;ttnd;.fte-jpi|ion'as yoilr.only vocate the Deposition of specific.’duties?' 'Do Tront ut - “- to ”. a ‘^ Qr [h': county to transact =
■•■'V.- whether,this great instrument under which then it was that,.the- law,was, passed ,striking 6eaure.telißnoe.;'”'J(^-7Lyiaifl.jf<!;haT«ienjoy; they advocate a home or a foreign valuation ? OHfoqJjj,
,• ■ we.havplhed, and.undor which, oyory maps -down almosl entirely the protective'policy; of thipDnfpn; yet we are now Dp they advocate an increase or a reduction n * ,s P rl,e^l entirely Sjf theßeßuntag.oC.flie harj, oni , ...., ,
righta.havobeen.socuredjshallnowhetornin because it substituted ad dutiesfor called upon 1 to yield to whose prihoir dfdutids? - ■ ■- . . vest/and the gentleman had a-great deal^of
SOBScirtid^One^ollar mAFifty Cents, paid tatters,, and the Union, broken up. . [Cries of specific duties. Lot me tell you that the pies " ' They reeomnied “ such asVstein of national ”*
n - «0..n0. : andapplause.] I toU you, gently great question.in regard to this., matter of the. exposethe country, tnAho.dangers of a servile exchange as will remunerated lahprer/W wl s :ie{l,,n ' “
lio year;*- These terms W&bo'rfiidty w&bred to In' men, that is.nowtho issue which, disguise it -tariff, is between specific duties and ad valorem ciyilwar.. all that sort of things *T—
very instance, No subscription discontinued until as you please, is torooa upon us, . duties, Tho moment you. abandon the prihei- &u pupation of. tHstij»»rty-disastrous ■ purb'b* —— -•
II arrearages aro paid unless at the option of tho - * Now, let mo say one. word m regard to the pie of specific duties, there is ho protection: ses.- .As a mere personal
Jditor. ; ; : 1 slavery question. It may he, perhaps, dry and In 1840, when the bill came up repealing +hn *
by thocAsnyond uninteresting, but I wish to speak of one of tariff of 1842. and
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VOL. 47.
AMERICAN VOLUNTEER.
-PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY UORHIKO .BY
JOHN B. BRATTON.
SonS c i r fid y7r—One Dollar and Fifty Cents/ paid
In advance; Two Dollars,if witbm.tbo year;
and Two Dollars and Fifty Centsiif not paid within
lio year;’ These terras will be'rigidly adhered to in
'ory instance. No subscription discontinued until
1 arrearages aro paid unless at- the option, of tho
ditor. ‘ ’
:ADVRnTiSEitESTB-— Accompanied by thocAsn, and
ot 'exceeding one square^,will, bo. inserted throe
mbs for One Dollar, and twenty-five cents for each
dditional insertion. Those of u greater length in
—Snob as Hand-bills, Posting-bills,
.hunphlots, Blanks, Labels, Ac. Ac., oxbouted.with
accuracy and ait the ’shortest .notice. > ;
S:PE-ECtet ■/
G EN. HEN RY D. FOSTER
IN - INDEPENDENCE SQUARE, ,
On Monday Evihing, Sept 17 —Thu Anniver
sary of the Adoption of the Constitution.
. FEIAOWrCITIZENS OF PIIit ( A»Ef.PHIA : A few
months ago .{'did notariticijjjito, and coiild.uot
have anticipated, that t should have the plea l
sure, under these circumstances, or addressing
siOarge a concourse of citizens. I did not
then dream that'l should bo, selected as, the
standard-bearer of. the party to which I have
all my life belongeJ—that l should be chosen
their candidate for (ho Governorship of the.
groat State of Pennsylvania. I never desired
it. I wms always! willing to tight in the ranks
with you,mud the rost.bfmy fellow-citizens of
Pennsylvania as a private, and not as a cap- j
tain. [Applause.]. ,' ■!
, Gentlemen, seventy-three years ago, on this
very spot] hy' a little band, of hold and prttrhi
tie men, a great work was perfonhed—a work
that has.challenged the admiration of the civ
ilized-world.; .A system, of government was
then, adopted by those patriotic men, repre
senting the States of this Union, the equaT.of
"which thbtvorld has never soon; and y‘ou are
hero t wiight to attest your fidelity hf that op-1
.ganic -law- which they- framed,land ..to-say,
whether any ruthlesj) arm shall tear it dow.n,
ni'ii expose us to all the horrors' and the de
teuetivc results ’■ which might flow from it,
mtlemou, you can maintain,; inviolate that
istitutinn-wlach spreads itself all over, this
,C ; eat country, and protects all men alike, in
only dim way, and that is, hy inculcating the
.-spirit-, of'those who framed it. Keep! that'
ispirit aliyo. Never hit it die outfor if you
do, you .jvjjl fiud your ..personal liberty, your
soenrily, your rights.of property, and. every,
thing that’you value,' without safeguard .and
without protection, - " ‘
■/t} AUhat is ttfo daUgeih. th.bn, that this state of
'.Amiga will bring '.about f and from whence
! diips.jt comb 2! , There is now.Jn .this country, •
I am sorry to say, a great 1 political organiza
tion, the tendency pf. whose' principles; what
ever its members -may say. is to sow disaen-'
nidus.between the States, and tb destroy our
Union; 'They declare that thdyayo' opposed'
tojtho extension of slavery inths/fttrttteries.
To prevent that exteission is their avojypd.pur-'
pose.i; hat.lot mu tell you that .therd is lying
behind and untlorneatli that purpose somp
thing deeper .and’ fiif more- desteuctive~a
principle that endangers the existence,of the
Union. itself. ~ They declare that their .pur
pose extends no fartjher tluin to protect the
Territories of th'p‘*t’hired States from the
■ spread" of sla.vefy, but T toll you that- the
statement is delusive, and by it many of -their
t- —— ■—
Wlio is the groat head of that party i . Mr.
Seward, of . Ne«*yiSrk. He is its head, and
" soul, and life; lie gives it laws; ho shapes
its destinies.- .And ho has not yet disguised
the faet that tho purpose of this organization
■' is to go far’ beyond what they how declare to
- bo their object—to.prevent'the extension of
i slavery, inbi the Territories, Mr. Seward, ip
his Hochester speech, has declared that there
is ah “ irrepressible Conflict” between the sys
tem of free'jabot and that of slave ialiur. aml
that tho United Statesmust and will, sooner
or later* beooniO;.oithp> entirely a froe-I4bor
nation or eptirefy. h, slave-holding nation.”
C.oatlemen, do voh believe tljjit? nViees—
” No, no.”| ’ , r 1 ’ -
Again, spoakiiig in the Senate in regard to
the progress of tho . anti-slavery sentiment,
Sir. Seward said, addressing the won of the
Smith;
“You uiay, indeed, get a start under or
near the: tropics, and- may seem sale for a
time, but it will bo only a short time. , Even
there you' will,found. States only for freejabor
to maintain and occupy. 2Vi e interest nf'ih/e
white race demands the ultimate emrineijjation
erf' all men. Whether that consummation
shall bo allowed to take effect, with needful
and wise precautions against sudden change
nnd:disaster,,or bo hurried.on by violence, is
all that remains for you to decide."
Is if not tho meaning of all this that ypu
'ust pass the limits of the Constitution of the
Vitod'States; that you must go into the
etep-whore[slavery.oxists and wipe it out,'
jgnraiose of all the,guarantees of thatinstrii
thTktoS??* * ho rights which it secures lo
tendenev If W™* doubt the real
itendenoy of these, doctrines, although such
° jt Tl- ellt ‘" , ® ntBof aUthomembers
fke Republican, party, because I believe
•fhat mgny;honest members of tbit organiza
tionwmjld give no countenance to sufli doc
(trines.-if they Conceived their real result,
■ What.have been the fruits of this seotlonal'
agitation upon the subject of slavery. As the'
(result of that agitation,. wo" have seen an
firmed invasion of the State of Virginia,
sand innocent men have been shot down in pr'
4or that slaves might be-mado- free. The Re
publican leaders ;may-tell, you that they do
•not-intend any such results. Let me tell,you
.ithat.|he leaders, preaching the doctrines
■which they-'do, cannot control the results.
•The leaders nould not control John Brown and
dtis;party when, they,made their assault nppn
, .iho.arsonal.at.Harper's Rerry, ,\yhen they in
waded the dwellings of Virginians, dragging
-them at midnight from thdir 'hoines.' fA
•voice-; —Gov. Wise.contrpllod them."!
; .‘There is hut one way to secure thh tranquil
ity and -safety, to the' States, and Vthdt- is lby
mmintaining the. guarantees pf file . .(Jonetitm
to>hc,preserved.by
armies and navies; it can be preserved only;
by cultivating that spirit of fraternity under
■the, inspiration of which Constitution was
•framed.', nof'cdltSvatdd-rdfi
'you. excite sectional prejudice, arid alarm'-cit
izens pf bister States: for : the;safety pfitheir
property, and r their Hnion,is nranik 1
wly dissolved, the heart of the,Union ishro- |
*on, and nothmg but tho bonds remain. Gen- 1
tlemen, in this you, tho descendants 1
Sl patriotic men who 'have given -to us.
the freest .and the best ! Government in tho
worhvare to determine whether this £reat
TERMS
falitiral.
legacy,:which you have received from your
ancestors on trustees for posterity, shall be
handed dowb untarnished, as.itjw.as bequeath?
ed toiyou, It,is ,for you now.to determine
whether,this great instrument under which
we have lived, and. under which, every man’s
rights.havo been.secured;; ahallnowho torn in
,tattora, nnd the Union, broken ,up. [Cries of
no, no, no, and applause.] I toll you, gentle
men, that, is. now the issue which, disguise it
os you please, is forced upon us. . ;
. ■ Now? let mo say one word in regard to the
slavery question. Itmay be, perhaps, dry and
Uninteresting, but I wish to speak of one of
the planks in the platform of the- Republican
party—that in. reference to the extension of
slavery, into the, Termorios. That party con
tends that Congress has no power to do, what ?
Not to legislate generally upon the subject of
slavery in the Territories, hut that they have
the power and right to legislate upon one side
(if that question—that they ought to say to the
Southern States, “ although you arc joint own
ers, with us, of .those Territories, you. shall nut
go.there with your property.” The Republi
cans demand that Congress shall prohibit the
i institution of slavery in all the Territories of
this Union. Where does Congress derive any
| such authority from ? What part of the Con
stitution gives Congress the power to legislate
upon both sides? If they, can say slavery
I shall not go into a certain Territory, they can
say it may go there. I say that Congress has
no right to.interfere with the matter at all.—
[Cries of “good, good,” and long-continued
shouts of applause.] There is.no such power
in-Congress, and Twill tell yon why. The
/Congress, of tho United States legislates upon
all questions, under express grants of power
contained tho Constitution. '-Wherever'
there is no grant of power Congress does not,
possess the right to legislate at- all. Now, I
oliallonge any man of the Republican party to
show the where, in all .that, .instrument. Con
gress is authorized to say.that slavery shall not
exist in the Territories. No such authority
can- ho found. ■
But it is argued that,a Government having
the right tb acquire territory, either by con
quest of by purchase, the right to govern that
territory is incident to the right tb acquire it.
I agree that, in ordinary cases, this is the fact,
but it is'only ab where the power acquiring a
territory is supreme—where theft) is no limi
tation upon its powers—hut when the Govorii-’
moot of the United States acquires now torri
tory'it will pot bo contended that tho Congress
of the United States has an unlimited [lower
of legislation, over that territory— : an unlimi
ted sovereignty. It .is.by virtue of their sov
ereignty that they/acquire the territory;' hut,'
,so far as/concerns legislation in regard to the
territory; they are rostrained by the limita
tions of the Constitution under which tho .Go
vernment lias been formed.-; -Now, I maintain
that tho 'clause of the Constitution which is
claimed as bestowing on Congress the right to
legislate for the; Territories does riot confer
tiiis power.in .regard to.-slavery, ■ ,Onr oppo
nents urge... as tlieir authority, that .clause' of
the Constitution which declares OorigrbAa shall
have the' power to dispose of arid rniiko till
needful rules and regulations rbspeetiiig the
territory and other property belonging to the
United States, '
I-Could,-if T had time, exhibit to you the
views of some of the ablest minds of oureuim
try,; all concurring in the opinion that that
clause of the Constitution treats tho Territb-
vies iis property, and does not give to Congress.
Jurisdiction to govern ■ the people. inhabiting
thgt Territory, and to control their private
property,
f The words of that clause are “ that Congress
shall liavb power to dispose of it.” Now, it
cannot' bo : piaiutamikl: that. they have tho*
power to dispose of tho people, as they may of
the land., Congress may sell the laud, may
control it, moy give it aWay, if you please, hut
they cannot sell the people or give them away,!
-Upon -this; subject we “have”"tlio highest
authority in the country maintaining that
the power of Congress to legislate for.the Ter
ritories is not derived froiii that clause of tho
Constitution, - Oiir opponents nro compelled,
then, to fall back upon tho idea ,of,the sover
eignty of the Government thHt'-'Stgamzes the
Territories, and when they avo driven there,
they,have no foundation for the position that
Congress has the right to legislate -upon this
question hi the Territories. I say, then, gen
tlemen, that this is a question not political;
but judicial. .The tribunals constituted by
the iCunstitution must determine these qucs
tbnfc, and I, in common with all law-abiding
citizens, am .willing; to submit to the final ari
bitrament of. the; tribunal, appointed by the
Constitution to interpret that instrument.
’ NqWi'gbntfcmcn, if Idnwe not detained you
too long [Voices: “ Go-,ahead,”] —l will ad
vert to a . question on which the jieqnle ,of
Philadelphia, ps a manufacturing anil com
mercial people,- feel great interest—a question
on which they have the right to know tho
opinions of,the candidates presented for their,
.suffrages. In this very city, not more than
ton days ago,- tho captain-general of tho Re
publican party made an assault upon me, de
claring that J am a free-trade man; that the
record of my : life,, public and private, exhibit
ed the fact; that-.I am and always have boon
in favor of free trade, and against protection,
to American industry. I refer to the speech
made by Col; A. K. M'Cluro, Chairman of
the .Republican State. Committee of this Com
monwealth. Now, Mr.'M’Clure is doubtless
a gentleman of voracity, and this mis-stato
nient l can attribute to nothing but profound
ignorance of my history. Mr. M’Clure char
ges that,-from the earliest period of my,pollti
cablifo,.,! hayo boon, opposed to the doctrine
bf protection. Ho charges that ! have voted
for free-trade Governors, free-trade judges and
free trade Presidents.,
Gentlemen, I hod-tho honor of being in
; Congress in 1844. a tariff sat
isfactory to the manufacturing- interests pf
Pennsylvania. .It was a highly protective tar
iff; ,it.w»s just the port of tariff demanded by
tho great industrial intorosis of Pennsyl
vania. In 1844, whilst ! was in : Congress, ip
bill-was Introduced-,to repeal; or modify the
tariff iff ,1843 b ../When, this great question of
.protection to .American Industry thus Paine,
up in Congress, there sat beside moi in that
body, no less a man than Hannibal Hamlin,
who is now the Republican candidate for Vioo
President of the United-States, Whilst I re
corded,my. votofor the protective policy,iljan
ni.bal Hamlin recorded his . vote against it!
[bough tor and applause.]
Col. M’Cluro charges me, with voting for
free-trade Governors; ;jindon ; thnt subject -lot
me l mention a• single circumstance. At,the
•period-.to, which I .have .just |alluded,.one of
my colleagues in .the Congress -of. the,United
I States was David" Wjjmot, who, a'few years
Since, was the -Republican 'candidate for Gov
ernor of Pennsylvania, , -.Mr. iWilmpt;was; the
only member qf. Congress from.Ponnsylvanja
that votod-against the protective policy! Yet
that.goplleipau, for .Governor.
■ 1? v®?} 7 at ! W' iMW fb W fp r hy Cpl.M’Ciure
and.Col.Curtip, and all those zealous advo
cates of protection-1' [Laughter and applause.]
They, votod for a free-trade Governor, and now
theyasffyouto veto,’ against, pie ..because,- as
they allege, lam for free-trado ! “ " ' “
Let me state another fact on this subject.
At the period I mention, (1844) that till for
the repeal of the- tariff of. 1843 did notpass.
Ip 1846, the proposition wag-itonpwed,. and
then it was that.tne law. was. passed .striking
•down almost entirely the protective' policy;
because it substituted ad valorem- duties for
speoifle duties. Lot me tell you that ’the
great cpiestion.in regard to this matter of the
•tariff, is between specific duties and ad valorem
duties. Tho moment you abandon the pririci-
Elo of speoifle duties, there is ho protoctiori:
n 1846, when the bill ctttno up repealing the
tariff, of 1842, and adopting a universal ad
valorem principle. Mr. Hamlin and Mr. Wil
mot wore still members of Congress. , That
bill was passed; and both these gentlemen
voted for it, while I voted against it! [Laugh
ter and applause.] Yet, I wonder whether
Col. M'Cluro and his friends will not support
Mr. Hamlin for Vice President of the United
States. I wonder, also, whether they will
riot vote for Mr, Lincoln, whoso opinions on
this questiori neither they nor- anybody else
know anything about. , -
, There is no record of his public life that af
fords any knowledgo pf his views upon this
question. (Applause.) Mr. Lincoln is hold
up as the friend of ; the protective policy, yet
you cannot find a vote ho.ever, gave, “or a
speech ho over made, wherein ho favored the
doctrine of protection at all. My record on
this subject is that which was made years ago,’
when I no more dreamed of being a candidate
for Governor than I dreamed of being made a
cardinal. (Laughter.) You cannot find a
word or a vote of mine, during the whole pe
riod of my service in Congress, in which I did
not advocate,.with all the zeal and ability 1
possessed, the doctrine of protection to Amer
ican industry against foreign competition.— .
(Applause,.) Yet Mr. Hamlin is a better tar
iff man than I am! (A voice, “over the
loft.”) ■ : ■; ; •: j
Let us examine the position of Mr. Hamlin
a little further. In 1855, a proposition was
made in the Senate of the United States to re
in it for three years the payment of duties up
on railroad iron in bond at the custom house.
'Oiir-'Senators', Messrs/Bigler and;lirodhead,
fought that bill day by day and inch ; by inch.
Mr. Brodhoad llbldly and feavlcsslyoiiavged
upon Southern men and New England manu
facturers a combination between them to strike
down-tlio iron interests of Pennsylvania.. Mr.
! Hamlin, then a United States Senator, arose
and inquired of Mr. Brodhead what he.meant
by- that declaration, “ for,” said ho,. “Lam a
great deal of a free-trade man rijyself, rind .1.
intend to vote for this bill.” ; Arid .he did vote
far'it ! ‘ '
Let mo give you another illustra
tshg the insincerity of that party oiWlhis ques
tion of the tariff. Under the tariff of 184,6, al
though our languished, still
they lived. The laborers received employ
meut'though their wages wore not as remuner
ative', as they ought to have been, because the !
profits of the manufacturers "wore greatly di
minished. But in 1857 W hill, was .passed
which still further reduced the duties of the
tariff of 184C.‘ np\V was that bill passed?—
Mr. Banks, (if Massachusetts, was then Sped-’
ker of. the House—-a Republican of the very,
blackest dyrei • (Lauglitor and applause.) On |
the organization, of tqp House, he fippointed ja’
Republican Cummitteb of Afays and Means.
That .odmmitted reported the bill of 1857,—a
bill more destructive to our industrial inter
ests than any that ever passed the Congress
of the United States—a’ bill that affords no
protection at all to the inanufaoluringhnt'oresta
of Pennsylvania. How was that hill ,passed;?
There were flfty.slx Republican votes past in
its favor, and it passed the House of Repre
sentatives. Going to. the Senate, it was amen
ded and was sent back to the House. The
amendments wore not concurred in, and the
bill was sent to a committeeof conference,.
jvhamlMr.LSpnaker-Banks'appointed on thw
part of the House: Did lie appoint a single
man who was in favor of the protective poli
cy ? No, not one. The mombers of that com
mittee wore Lewis D. Campbell, of Ohio, Mr..
DeWitt, of Massachusetts, and Mr. Letcher,
of Virginia, all of them Republicans,'and the
whole three known to be in favor, of the pas
sage of that bill. : Into such hands it was sent.
That committee, jointly with the Senate com
mittee,.reported that bill, and it was passed. 1
It is now the law of the land, and while it're
mains the law, lot me say, your manufactur
ing interests never will revive. They cannot
revive. More than that, William H. Seward,
the captain of the .Republican party, was a
member of that committee of conference, and
signed the report.
Now, gentlemen, I wish you to understand
ray views upon this question- I said before,
that there can be no tariff beneficial to our in
dustrial interests, which does not proceed upon
the principle of specific duties. The moaning
of that is this; if a ton of foreign iron is im
ported, it pays us so many dollars and so ma
ny cents, according to-the specific principle,
but according to the ad valorem principle, it
pays so much per cent, upon the value of the
article abroad, according to the foreign .in
voice. Under this specific principle the Ame
rican manufacturer lias exactly what ho wants
in the market, steadiness in.the
doty—-which ho does hot have under the ad
valorem principle. You will observe that the
.act of 1857 proceeds entirely .upon the ad va
lorem principle. The duty is levied upon die
price of the foreign article abroad. ..When
that price is high, the duty rises just nt the
moment when tho American manufacturer
does not need the increased duty, but when
the price of the,foreign article fade in the for
eign market the duty goes down, just at the
time when tho American manufacturer needs
[ a higher duty on thi) imported article; jherp
fote, J say that there is no protection without
specific duties.
Lot mo how say a few words in regard to
this slavery agitation, which so distracts, the
country. This agitation, gentlemen, must be;
stopped or the Union must-bo
They make an outcry about slavery, in,the
Territories. Why, gentlemen, there is.no ter
ritory now. belonging to the United States
where slavery can exist. Talk ns you may,
there are laws higher than acts of Congress:
higher than the Constitution, that control and
regulate this question, Wherever free, labor
can go with .advantage, slave labor must re
treat before it.' Slit the. Northern man can-
not go into'the rice swamps and cotton fields
and sugar plantations of the Southern States f
the,white man cannot work there and live;
consequently the cultivators of,the,soil rpuat
avail themselves of negro Ifibor. 1 It is a'ques
tion for them whether they will have free, (jr
slave labor. Why. then,.should there. not;ho
on end of agitation on this subject? : Slavery,
will never exist in any territory now belong
ing to tho United States. For this reason; if
for no other, this agitation should cease. Tho :
purpose in creating this excitement is merely
to acquire political power, to obtain the “ loaves
cod fishes” of tho Govornment. (Applause.)
■ : XiCt this, agitation ceased Let no .violent
hands be' placed upon that sacred instrument,
the Constitution Of the-United States; for if
that ho not sacredly maintained, there is ,no
security for.any,one within the . Union. J)o,
not allow yourselves to think about adisaola-
"OUR COUNTRY—MAY IT ALWAYS'BIj WROlifQr, OUR COUNTRY,’*
CARLISLE, fA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 07, I 860.:
do in
suck aleaolntion,
terribly disastrous tis tbeyjttusjjbe;, J Stand by
tho; Constitution auri. the; Vkionaß your/only
seoiire-telianoe.;.’ wOhaTp. enjoy;
oil of Union j yet wo are now
called nt>on to yield to a'party whose priboi*
pies would tear the Ophstitufioii iotattersi and
expose the country, toitbe dangers of a - servile
civil woT. It rests witji, you to prevent the con
s.ummhtiou of ,thaf;phrty?S;dlsaBtr6us^purpo
ses. iA,s u mere persph'alulucgtion.’it matters
very little whether'Coldhol Curtin' or myself
shall: bo. elected “Goyerndr. i. But,; there, are
great prinpipjee inydlycd, ih tlrjs,election, and
.the result nitty wist power upon the
destinies of the, country. ;*ln: view; Of these
great prjnoiples|it is fpr ysu, to decide wb'S#" 1
or Colon® Curtin or tjiyscK' shall he the Gov
ernor. ~ (Voices, “you’re, ;theman. for us,"
and applause.)’ '-JV ■>•
\ If you think that the election of Mr. Curtin
.and Mr,' yiqppln to harmonize
the discordantelements through
out'the lahd,;jt is yny^'auo^!.ybtb, : f<ir't&pse
gontlenion, ; If ypu bolievettbSfrtKo pririeiplos l
of Mr.. Lincoln apdCoJ.,Curtinwill.best secure/
the tranquility:of.this,,gro|l;,p ; cpp}p,;wdß,hest |
soothe, the; civil r prevailingy
then, in God’s nanieygon^i|men)' olebt them".
It is for you to dobidO this qubstion. - Yoii ate'
responsible to aU posterityipf ,the result. ■ Tf,
in your hands, this, beautiful fabric of civil
government be tornyasundor,,you, will have, a 1
fearful account to render of the: trust dorumit-,
ted to your hands. ' In no ptheriway ban ypu !
discharge your duty than'j>y frowning down
this sectional agitation.; .. Efibhiinito tho Soii- j
thorn man that has been guari' I
antoed to him by the Cbpstitution, he shall
have. (Applause.) Tell £hb ; A T orthorn ! man
that ho can stand, upon' the same platform—
the broad Constitutional platform of the coun
try. (Cheers.), I tyilfgo with thqt party (I
care not what you may call it) that will/give
to all men their'cpristitutiohiil rightei 'I con--
fess a great attachment for the name- of the;
old tut /should that party
go astfflfcpbn this, question, L bin-:not.yvith
them, ana l shall then, seek some other.'organ
ization thdt will stand 'ujidia'tM Constitution
of my country. , I do not cbfo'what it inky bo
called; i By this SebUonal agitidibu you aliirip
. the Southern man for, the safetypf bis proper
ly mid his life,.
civil war— the
ihsvtfrecfiohs.'' The' master 'ahd- :
whenever thoy lay dpwn.at 'mghj in bbn
stant apprehension that bo
out before the dawqrpf
state of things must not coritinub;,b, ; Yqttbannbt
got Southern men to stay id this/Gnibn with,
ail those ag{ia^jng t hang
ing over, their heads, rendering their property
and their' lives' insecure.' ■» fell ypU tn'by will
-not do it, and they.aughtiqot/tbjdb itf (Ap
plause; : :fiqlonbl:'^a^/.si.tt^^ ;
key,that is .right.”) . Tbty tißye. a right td.
pay to tlielr /Northern l)rct hrcn, “iiaiufe off—
give us our
no more.” If they.
,got it. - . : wbatwe are on?
■ titled to.nff^te^
. On this subject' tlip men wiio franicd the
Constitution ‘ iioiVe • given .'us 'warning. ‘ The
greatest man the world has , ever. in-the
lasfc. which he addressed ;fco fuacountry-i
mea in,any official form—
in his farewell;addroaB—warned tho people)
against agitating sectional questions and cre-
{ nting sectional strife; for upon that rock,.as
I ho ( believed, this Government was In, the grea
test dangjwof.dw ‘.Xet all those war
| nings aro disregarded by that groat Republi
can organisation which is now sproadingdiko
wild-fire over the -land. General Jackson al
, so gave similar in addressing his
fellow-countrymen, and yet, ip spite of these
warnings, we #hd men exciting Stgfojagaihst
:State,^n(i^otlior“ftgainBt‘brht!iGr suntirihe 5 untirihe
feeling, of'sectional bitterness has become so
intense that a Northern man cam scarcely tra-,
-yob safely in the Southern States, nor can a
Southern man, in some instance:?,travel in the
ip particular localities, if a South
ern: man ia sceo.iheis suspected to be in search
of. n. negro, and, they inob .hipj; (daughter.)
I say, then, that this sectional agitation must,
bo frowned downty the American people or ’
they wilbhavo no government at all.
Gentlemen niaydalk of (keeping States in the
Union by force. In ( regard to .that, let mo say;
tha.t if this Union,hud been formed W force—
if it had been established by the warlike exer
tions of the .army and the navy, then we might
expect to maintain its integrity by the . same
means, bst preservo it as you made
it- , It preserved by a feeling of com
mon affection between these several'parties.
When this feeling has departed, the union is
practically gonel .
If I hayp not detained you too long, let nio
say a few words.more in regard to the tariff;
and I only a v dvei*t to this matter because Col.
M* Cluro has directed the attention of the peo
ple of Pennsylvania to it. ■ At the last session
of Congress Ai bill passed thp house,of Uepre
sentqtiyes, which has been called ,tho Mor
rill-tariff,bill. It went to the Senate, and, .in
the words of Gol. I'd' CJuro, was kijled dead/'
Ho states that'l wont thero begging the Sen?
ato-to pass it because it would operate politi
cally in ( my .ffutor :in Pennsylvania. Now,.
gentlemen, I would no more have gone to tijo
bhato of the; United States'with an appeal of
that kind than *I would out off this right arm, 1
(Applause.-)/ ; :P would pot. degrade myself by
WWPg such an .appeal to meriibors of .that
august I did, go there arid talk with,
those Senators. I told them that the groat
manufacturing interests of Pennsylvania de
manded.at^thb.hands of tlie* Government this
measure of protection;,that, besides, the no
cessities of thp.Govornmept called fojr this in
crease of revenue, I 'told them how the net
of 1857 was passed, that by thoaid 0f§187,000
contributed' by Now England manufacturers,
.it WM -lobbied thrdugh v Congrcss. ,I,asked
thopi tdyjeld.to I’ennsylTapin this.prdteotioo,
which sh.o had the right to ash; and siive'the
Government .from the necessity of making
loans, land issuing .treasury notes to. moot its
dfa .necessary expenses. VjJut ,Col. M’ Clure
says that J <3id nothing there. The fact is this j
the J bill'was brought to the Senate’ within { a
| few days of the close of the session, -and it was
! recommended by the Oommitteoof Conference
that'/it’be postponed until/next’iDeoembor.'
:That; roopmmendation was.adoptod; but a : few
tef® nftcrward, a, (notion,was,ptade for re?oon
:sid(eratiph, and whs passed, so .that the bill
how stands ready'for the potion of the Seriate.
: -But Mr. McClure says’thafrOol. Curtin was
there" urging .the. passage .of .this bill, ,-jt was
certainly a strange,place,(o .which to.a.ehd ,Mr.
Curtin, The but nod .already passed the
; tyhere his friends had tho'majofify, jo
tlmt-he was not needed' there j and he cou|d
hardly bo of ranChsorvioe iuthdSenatoi Where
dheimqjprity
npt bsten to mo, doycu. think ji, very.bkp/y
they wiuld listen to hire t (laughter.) ®9v>
I would like Col. Curtin to toll me whatSena*
tor he over talked with-on this question. II
Will give him SXO/or.evpryono to/.whom ife
spoke ,on. this > subject. . (iaughter .and an
phiusoO ,J{pw, Mjs .the pktform of thkt
party upon ihe towtf 1 'Take up the'twelfth'
article of their platform, and pay whether or
11 at they then, claim to he the friends of the
prptootivo policy? Do they or do they not ad
vocate the imposition of specific -duties? ’Bb
they advocate a homo or a forpign.yaluation ?
Do they advocate an increase, or, a redaction
of duties?
r '' They'recomnied “ such a systeih of national
exchange as trill remunerate the labprer/’and
all that sort of thing ? Now, what does that
mean 7 Per, the jlife of roe-.I; cannot tolh;. Id
Pennsylvania they tell you; it means,Vtarlff
for; protection j but in New Ybrkj one bftheir
loaders; a man who stondh at the head of their
electoral ticket; (I refer to .William C .Bryan tj
of, the New York Post; Vtella you that it does
npt luean protection. They would cbine here
now and show such a, pladfc. I They are false
,tn the manufacturing interests of the country
when.they comp here'and.tell you that there
is avwprd in. that
tootion bf .dmerictm lal&h .''•'nTM there' any
gentleman ini the delegation from Penhsylvar
nia who, in that Convention, Offered ai.' single
resolution. in' favor of the tariff?| None. The
tarifftWas forgotten. The graat qUestioaOf
!'thonegro'absorbed ;: ; ;
There were; men in that.'Cbnyentipn; who
knew how to frame a protootivo plank wliicli
cOuid;not;he misunderstood j'.but ho such <jb-1
: olftration of principle has boon.made. .
, There was a distinguished, Pejinsylyanian
who was i a candidate : in; that ponybntibn' for
President.;, i lie Vns ; n niaii of'■lifelipngideym
Simon Cameron. HO was rpeomtoOtided os a
Presidential oandedato by tho Repiiblicaii
patty; of this State. .Ho was 'abouti the only
ntan,.prominently before' ’'that: Convention,
undoubtedly’ in favor of projecting American
industry, by impost duties. ‘ I am proud to
say, that, during. a long piibllb life; I have
khmyn Ijinj to be tho mpbt bold and fearless,
advocate of that policy that I oyer sawi; either
in or out of Congress, and he ,dobetybd’bettor
at.the hands of that party than :to : be Over
slaughed in- favor of ij man -.whose tariff
principles were not known at, nil. Cameron,
who was not known to he in favor of a protec
tive tariff, was overslaughed by his-own'dele
gation, because the,, “nigger 1 ' was nhead of
.the,tariff. •; ,
. Yet, this party now claim :to be the, pecu
liar friends of protection. If yon. Can believe
such'stories youmay. ■
; A: At this point a person' ifl the' audience
handed up a slip of paper, which Gen. Foster
read,,and then remarked;..Some •; gentleman
nsks mo vvhat is my opinion of the Bell and
Eyerett: party. Well, gentlemen, I under
stand that \ they are, as : they claim to be, the
friends.of the Constitution and the Union,and
the Union, and, as I told you, I am in fayordf
any nian, of any set of men, who adopt those
principles, [applause,] but the very moment
the Bell and'Eyerctt men yield that ground,
l am. agninsti tbom ; the . very moment the
.Dernooratio. party yiold, that ground, I am
agaipst them,; b'vit J am ; against, the Republic
dan party'nlV the; tiffe.A, fUaughfor atul ap
plause;] V ■' ■■■-!
'■ After thanking the oudiimoa.* for thoir at
tention, the speaker retired amidst ohthnsins :
,t;c applause, which continued forsome /time.
CouiiTiNG.—“ I don’t see,whypeople can
not' do their courting by daylight, thereby
saying an expense of light, fuel and forenoon
naps." A breakfast table, remark,
tyhew I preach that doctrine until-your head
is gray, and you . are as toothless as p new
born babe, and still young folks will "set up” I
still the stars grow tired of watching and the j
rooster begin to crow.
• There is a sort of fascination about it, a po
sitive denial to the. contrary notwithstanding.
And indescribable, undeniable charm—in be
ing the solo occupants of a front parlor, with
nothing to~ molest or make afraid; the sofa
drawn up, before-the shining grate, and the
lamp regulated to a steady blaze that does not
eclipse the brightness of the eyes,-—a charm
in hearing tlio'last pair of household feet take
a bee-line departure for the upper chambers,
and feeling that the ever-swinging parlor door
will remain closed until onepf the party cor
nered choose to open it.
Talk of courting, by daylight! Think of
laming one’s arm by quick, hasty withdrawls
from around a certain waist at the incessant
ringing of the bell, 0 r seeing the puff combs
and curls fly in every,direction, at a sound of
coming footsteps
fI!SST Brigham Young, the most celebrated
member of the young family) is at his old
tunes ngain-r-spooch-mahing, Hero his Inst
effort;
“ Wo are here to live, to spend intelligence
and • knowledge among the people. I am
here to school my brethren, to teach my family
the way of life, to propogate ipy species, and
to live, if in ipy power, until sin, iniquity,
corruption, hell, arid the devil, all classes and
grados'of abominations are-drived from tljo
earth.. That is my religion, and the object
of my existence, Our neighbors, who , have
driven qa from them, wish to civilize us.
You have had a little experience in the loss-;
sons of their civilization—in the drunkenness,;
quarreling, debauchery, fighting,' and 'tumb
ling into ditches.. They wish to civilize,,us 1;
J}ut J.do not. want to talk about.it, . They are
to bo pijjpd, for they are ripening for destru
ction.
The American Houses in England. —Mr..
Ten Broeok is not disposed to give up so. IJJe
has just purchased; from Mr. Atchison Alex
ander, of Lexington, Ky.,two yearlings, one
a bay filly, Annette, by imported Soyntbian
out of Lexington’s dam; the other a bay colt
by Lexington but of DuCatobn by Wagner,
and out of Picayune. . The price paid for
these yearlings was ,$l5OO each. The filly
Annette, it-to-be returned to -this country af
ter her racing, career is over. W, A. Dudley,
Esq., , has also sold to Mr, Ton Broeck his,
yearling colt, Knight of the Garter, full bro
ther; toßuriak, for. §2OOO, Mr/,Ten Broook's
m.an.caroe to this country to see these animals
safe to.tbieir destination, ’■ ■ ' |
JET* Do'not allow a'child to be perpetually
attonding'td his bodily sensations; or, at any
rate, do not allow him to,bo .perpetually nia
.king, remarks about mmsmi#
this dish, the iigliuQsa of, that object, that tho
day, Is too' hot,'t|io walk too lona eto. WiOi
proper care you mrty’iporoassJiiS hardihood,
without' endangering. hiV health. Something
lydWpt ,
bv making euduranco a pond pt hpnor with (
on ildren, 0 thoy wjll indemnify them
selves at the'first opportunity.
I JC7" The Frenchman likes to catch his truth
in the most summary way, and' put it r in h»s
game-bag;at : once. ' The (Jornaon,,when he
has got lus ,tru.th, ; by it, pjofere
to'let it go again, and-watch' ita h'are-like
doublings, and if he dan lose sight of it alto
gether for awhile so mtioh the Setter. . There
.e*eihoth.Boit6iof ,mjndB,in •> I
• 1 cVttinfJnWhtat in WlsebnsfnU j ;
f A'.QENTLEM>N'of,tW^pity7Aie w 'P9 o .f ts .,og{ | i
Went out to transact
some business."country was
ftbsorted’cntiroly Jii't&a Beiiunrig'ofi'tliq harl
vest, and the gentleman had a -great deal of
troubl'd ih’tfhufflg’Bnybbdy ‘(to pdfae.’*' Wd
wiftleJ Kim'tell 1
stopped at thevhouso' of my .oldiHend
B^Ttrfftnd skin;o|fmy
les njt.hisfront dopr,but could'not start' ivnyf I
jiint ps'l 'sj-as ginpg away, h,' 1 pa’Ssor 1
inquiry,. saidXhat
was geflihg.in. hid wheat/; I. then-wenl'bver
into onqther pnrt of tho town,, to whore-an
sciooltoatej-.gquire Tft—‘resided! 1
Walked in'attlie bpeh door, sat down in the
daflbr a fev/ minutes;,and no one' appearing!
'X walked' up- stairs, but; couldn't .find a soul,
i When I gotround/on, tlje porch ■ again, Xhe
gam p fellpiy carpo along who bad answered my
question before', and hailed him j ' ' T A * 1
■ “la tho .Squiro in town V’ 'y; :
‘-‘ Getting in hfs wheats I reckon, 1 ' ■ ■
“ Well, where is hi? lady."
; ,f ,^ho’shelping the-Squire.’ 1 , ,
“ And tlio ybiing ladies 1” ■
.. “ Getfifag in •the' wheat, stranger—c you’ll
find ’em'.flU down in the field,' about a' mile
fromhorq "rv/. oiv
;I' I thou Concluded I would try the hotel, and
icawiod'/jny .carpet hag,to the publiothouse.
'Thorkwasa' ribtibo on’tho door; saying that
•tho House was closed for a week, as' the pro?
prietor was getting in hist wheat. ■. Things
began to look desperate- how - I had. carried
iny carpet bag abput'fiye ;miles already in.th'o
Hot siui > .^ul v it'' iifasl .growing, momentarily
heavier; 1 ' 1 1 v : -V
So when I saw abby corning toward the house,
I, made up my mind to give him a dollar to
carry it for mo, v.'l.yfas somewhatsurprised,
however, when irf my offer ho giratod
his'digits at thp Ostreniity 'of his iiasnl pro;
l'il have to wait till dad
got his wheat in.” • '
At this' stage of proceedings I resolved to
walk to the first house I saw, and demand, in
the liamo' of ' civilization, the Hospitality dffo
to a ftayeleA; As the house happencd vto bo
a hording school for young Indies, X was for-'
tunato enough to secure a nights rest,'and the :
next day, not being able to'bob anybody but
but ybung. as everybody Was getting
in his wheat;l left, for home, resolved-devoir
to return there when people Were
. i ■
~ Wliat Slakes a Man.
A man neyer.knows what, he is capable of
until ho has'tried .his. powers.-There seems
to be no bound fo human capacity;., l Insight
and energy will produce astonishing
How often modest talent, driven by;oircgm
stances' to undprtiiko some formidable’ work,
has felt its owri untried and'hitherto, uncon
scious powers rising up to grapple arid tomasr
j ter, and afterward stood gpiazed at his jmoi
jported success.:
1 ’ Those circumstances, those people,.enemies
and friends, tbatprdypko ris'to any noble urn
dortaking,.aro oijir greatest benefactors. ‘ Opt
position and persecution do more for a ri)an
than any seemingly good fortune, The sneers
.of critics, develop the latent fires of thp young
ppet. d?ho anathemas of the .angry church
inflames the zeal of the reformer.' Tyranny,
threats, 1 faggots, tortures, raise up heroes arid
martyrs, who might otherwise haye slept away
.slothful and thoughtless lives,.never dreaming
what splendid acts arid words lay buried in
their 1 bosoms, , )4ud- who' knows but : the
Wrongs of’society are permitted, .because' of j
the fine gojd wfiioh'is bpoten out of the crude
ore of humanity, •
. Herd is tlje truth worth considering,' Are
you in poverty? Have you suffered wrong?
-Do circumstances opposo-you ?—Are-yori/b(W
set by enemies? . Ifow is your time! if ever
lie there depressed and melancholy! Spend
no more time in idle whining, tfp, like a
lion. Make no complaint, but if diflionlty
fights you, roar your defiance, Yep are at
’school, this is necessary discipline, poverty
andpain are youv mastere—but use the pow
ers God has given you, and you shall bo mas
ter at Ipst. The fear of failure is tho most
fruitful cause of failure. Stand firm and
you will not fail. What seems failure at first
is a discipline. Accept the lesson; trust the
grand result; up and up again; strike arid
strike again; and you shall always gain,
whatever 1 tlip foptijno of to-day’s ,pr tomor
row’s batt, . 1 ’
Death op the Nearest Male Belative of
Aaron Bunii.—Tho Saratoga Nows has the
following obituary announcement:
Mr. Charles Burr died at his rosidenco in
this village oh Tuesday evening. The inheri
tor'of wealth, ho was of an eccentric disposi
tion; and for years preferred a committee, ap
pointed by the courts to take charge of Ins
wealth. Generous and upright, hh was gene
rally respected. His ago was about 70 years.
Tho Albany Express adds; .
“ Charley Burr," as ho was familiarly
called, resided in Albany for many,years, and
was in yory indigent .circumstances, boarding
with a poor .''woman, who, .wo. believe 'resided
in Canal street, his father paying his boards
two dollars' per week—when at the game
time his father was estimated to bo worth a
qarter of a .million. ' Boor Old Charley”
used to peddle almanacs, pamphlets, &c„
around our streets,. Many a time,and oft
have wo soon him trudging along through
the sleet and snow, with that old ‘' white
coat,” and with shoes minus.half,thoir solos,
and his toes protruding. " .His father died at
Sandy Hill in 1853, without making his wife
consopuehtly, Charley, his only son a d here
became possessor of the vast fortaiu Ifo
married a widow Beach, daughter of the late
Sopator young. Since his marriage, 31 r- Burr
has resided in nis splonded mansion at sarato-1
ga Springs,- Mr. Burr has no children,
wo suppoSo hie immense property will go to
his,widow, who is yot young and blooming,
and, withal amiable aita lfiw hearted, ’]
ry it jg very common to speak of tbo rule
'not to do evil that good may come” as .very
simple, in its application :°otfeo contrary,-
there are fawmoro difficult. Take p. single
instnnce—tho practice of subjecting' aninjajs
to the atrocious sirring of vivisection; {by
for the’sake , of discoveries imptorments
in surgery. Ask Aho opinion of ten honest,
clearsighted, andlyou
are scarcely likejy to getgpnanliiio^syermot.'
An, editor outcast says: “If wo ha,Ve
effqpjed-ppy. pap ip short- the dpt hrjrtianfc
course of pur career,'let him sond u's i'tt'a
now'‘hat; ahd'say nothing about 1 it.”' Very
cool.
it is Stockton,-Ca
li£M!|ese notes raised
wMattliis season I' So.eay thb newspa
ifomja
els in'
■pe'P?
, ■K7' Juuyig the ourjoiqitjes discovered by the
census taker, is a prettygirlof fifteen, in the
southern part' of Mohson, : Mass., Vhb haiflf
husband fifty-seven years of age,
\ f■* t’’ * V
■ir.4;■.*i it
fee tehdereatYeety cgrnial*
n»bn, .' ■ 7;; ■’ •■'■■■•'■•.
C?“ The Qermfins would have inado Adam
otpipe olay, , :
•O* Cackling may ie knnbidpwibaUyl'mfl
Of the Hon.” ; f^-. r y*JL. ,■
: [D“ Dye'yourhair a l>WewhUby
probably dtel«d^.>. w
alpwosl «Kun£aß:oai. pftslly.shoflf l
ahead of the iwift'dst ’idd&fi ''
KT" A fellow that ctbesh’t
by his }ife db'ea it by his deaths ‘A£.»;
C7* Can a wetoli i|ttatf-with a seoonljibami
be colled
027’Xt la the ,f height of impudence" to nam#
a railway oiiginp : “,
BTT* A men's grins niay bo short; bqt orery
bold stop lengthens themtwofoot,.
_ ’ '' J '. '■ 1 •••' A ili "ti]l ,<.
, XIe that can koep his. tamper isbettej
then he thaficen keep a , ,'lfj jV'';'
[C?7 To (5 et op: the “ Conflict of Ages" ask
two riyal beenfaes qlAthoy pe. f : /
K7 >! A false friend and a shadow attend only
while.the sun ■
; OA ‘Mod way tb- light some cities ytith
gas wbuld r be l to.aet^retatheire4itpra/ i ' ■!?
Ip* hy’ are . presidents, lijtp /yaghTjbnids f
Becftuso, thpyraro yipjes.v
islh the husinosa of ;^ttflrs'; Tip ; .
qf lotteries .t. •
if you fj.ro' jii the habit pfgMhjg tp.f^^ijwA^''
.. BP" It ’doesn't fallow, that Konjcwas built
in the night because it was not built in a day.
IDMVhy is John Sijiithlike abadly cooked
bdbkwheat cdkef ’ hb'M'tßirowfl.
O'! ,A (rlchd proposes w send' ,pp h gray
eagle. - ,
f; Olf your way.isthe, righto^
pot to care, how many pappi? gptm^uty®y.
, ppflt is with loyo ns/Wth'dbpiriSdißSJ—.
f!y pry, oho but few hare over
(O’ Noble the-, -
noss. of-.a,
BP'Artists ■
falsehood; biif they generally'giyjp thihgs' a
coloring.
. , C 7” A man that ean ho %tteye4, js
cessarily a fool, but ypnpan. alwaysnjpkpiano
° n “ m - : '
ME? This life’s : contradioti6ns*aro
Salt water gives us fresh fish, and hot Words
produce coolness. . ' ■ ■ ' ‘! L >*;;■*t. : ‘ t -
joy is a serene and sdbet omoti6n,
3p* A Toasti-" Thp Jja4i|Sß I Theydividp
our sorrows, double our joys, pnd trpblei 'hnif
expenses." 1 -M-'■•'S b;-: -;V ‘'tivy. ■
O’ Avoid tedious ' oirounjlpbution,in ian?
giiagc. Words, like capnon bfllls, should go
straight to tfipir mark, . : v
(CP Only God could create day and night,
but the .commonest idler can'tprn day info
night and night iijto dgy, ’ ■
. »t bar, says a wostefhedr
•tor, is trying to persuade u har-kcepcr to trust
you’ tor a three cent nip. V \
DIP Boys ehp»H ho careful how they
steer their life harVs. ifi theylwnuld.arHra
without shipravreck'at tho fsle,of hfan,. .
.(CP The swells of the ocean soon subside,.
There are a good many “ svyojls" npon.tho
hind that, subside about as soon, , ',I 'C -
Vy" It is, mentioned as a egrious circumr
stance tliat a watch should be perfectly dry
when it has a funning spring in it/
j£p The fellow who was requested to fqqt
Up" did so by standing on ‘his : head. Indonr
Tonjent style of’getting a receipt, that. f
(CP " Mr. Conductor," asked a railway pas
senger, “are yoUrunning on timoito-day?"
“No, sir, wo arc running for cash.”
(CP “ I feel," said an old lady, “ that I've
got about through with this worjd; d shalj
not enjoy ipnch more tfoijblp.". ■
(CP There aro no less than-1,300 convicts
in the Sing Sing Prison, 300 of whom, ;is i»,
said, are soon to bo drafted; to Auburn.; ■
ICP A young man who has feeently taken
a wife, says h.o did hot find it half so hard to
get njavried as he did to got .the furniture.
DIP .“I go through my work," as the needle
said tp the idle hoy; ■ “ But not till you,are
hat’d pushed," gs the idle boy said to the
needle, ■ >
. DIP A paipafta hit,—Old Gent.—“ Don't
cry, little boy; did he hit you oh purpose ?" .
Inquired Party—" No, sir; ho hit mo on the
head," '
DIP Another now color has been invented.
It is nailed “Diantbine," land, is .extracted
from gas tar. The shades range froma deep
purple to a brilliant rose.
I Miss Caroline Born suffered the extreme
penalty of inarriago the pthOrday, ivithu'inan
I named pasting, in .Clucngu. She can'never
Ibo “.Born” again., ; / :
I C3TA mercantile firm advertises in an east
( ern paper that “they mil keep” the beststpses.
1 If tins is the ease, . their customers wijl .aohho
apt to trouble them much. ' 1
I J* -A Louisville belle, whose father is pos
sessed of half a million, ran off with a'German
ipuaic teacher t!;o other day, hTho fathcrbew
P^ 101 * 0 ib feih 4hVgW«r boobmihg
jQe dJU(Q/IC9Sf : [ ' y *Tr; x -
w I'liaw Duane -Ay ilson; Secreta
ry of the lowa Agricultfiralßni&9,;in,a;ftt.
lusheU/ 5 ' A'WSf°
0“Tho Mayor of Pittsburg has deietimned
no nwro Sensei for cheap places of
B Pf ul g l ng ,up of late in that city. > ,<T
the. champion-billiard player
of France,;and prohahly .o£ thb>dtM,,ahnou
noes his determination to visit'thetFiii tod
iltates.- '
i®“ Nobility of hlrth is dith a ’iiphar> it
but it tells with,all the power of a ckiie*vriwn
added to either ,of tbe-Otber-twil. -
, ' Stl&jHucated men' of'science often carry
jhsBss«tionB dntd ; their
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