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JVrERICAKXOLUIjfTEEE. .DBLISIIKD EVEBY IHOESnAT rfOBHWa DY- Jaliu B. Bl'Httoir. • TERMS. \ - udsobH’XlON.— Ono Uollar and PWff Cents, 1 in advance i Two Dollars it paid Witliitfthe r . nn d TWO Dollars and Fifty Cents, if not 1 within the year. : Those terms will be ng ■ adhered to in every instance. No, sub ption discontinued until all arrearages are i unless at the option of the Editor. ldvebtisements —Accompanied by the CASH, 1 not exceeding one square, will bo inserted so times for Ono Dollar, and twenty-five cents each additional insertion. Those ofagreat longth in proportion., on-FniNTiho—Such as Hand-bills, Posting s, Pamphlets, Blanks, Labels, &0.,&c.,0x00d od with accuracy and at the shortest notice. fforftoilv From the Notristoum Register . SUMMER FRIENDS. BY AMELIA, ' %hero arc friends who come to then Summer flowers are bright, ' the Spring birds sing pn every tree, S&fcKnd all around is light; 1 jajwhen mirth, and song, and the dance are high, ■K&nd perfumes fill the air, , BKnd .the sun shines forth in the glorious sky, ■RThdy ate with tbco everywhere! ht let the Tempest-gather, , |A.nd tho Sun withdraw his ray, md ho gleam of light or joy illume mio long and dreary day; |hcn the fond, the true, and tho faithful hearts, |Are gathered with tho dead, fhd Sadness reigns where Mirth hath been, l_A.nd.Hope hath almost fled. there, where id nil their friendship 1 Forgotten long ago, if" it hot quite forgotten ’tia ‘ ;BUt mockery of thy woe : or the careless, cold, and distant smile, And the altered manner now, - ay plainer fat than words can tell, >Tis but an empty show I Lean not on earth.! ’Twill pierce thee, Alii pierce thee to the heart! t last ’twill prove but a broken feed — Too oft a poisoned dart. S fairest flowers must wither, And .its brightest prospects fade, pd the friends whom thou hast trusted, change When most thou need’s! ■their aid. : U there is a land where no change can come— The; land of the “deathless flowers”— fliero the loved, and the bravo, and thc.trno Sf|' have gone, K'Aml the friends that once were ours .grief, nor fear, nor death arc there— here the weary are at rest fend all tears are wiped from the mourner’soye, those mansions of the blest I I HAVE NO MOTHER NOW. nir b. u. OBiswELt, .1 hoar the soft wind sighing, Through every bush and tree; Where now dear mother’s lying Away from love and mo. Tears from iny eyes are starting, And sorrow shades my brow; Oh, weary was onr parting— I hafro no mother now I j I see the pale moon shining ; •. On mother’s white, head-stone j ’• The rose bush round it twining, ■ Is hero like nie—alone. And just like mb are weeping '! Those dew-drops from the bough; . (Long time she has been sleeping— i • X have no. mother now! Jljvhcart la ever lonely, ■ ,Jly liil3 is drear land sad s, ’Twaa he* dear presence only ; „ -That niadjtrmy spirit glad, ■ from morning until even, Care roats'hpon niy nrow; She’s gone from mo to heaven —. ; I have ho mother now ! . 3fiio«l(nnjqtio. THE BEAUTIFUL DECOY. lOM .THE UNPUBLISHED CHRONICLE OP A TRAVELLER. It is well known to all in any degree familiar ilh the history of Mexico, that a regular sys ,m of highway robbery exists in every section ’ that miserably governed country, and that irough a want of interference of the author!- es, this has grown up info such a regular and irmidable shape, that every traveller must be repared to put his life at hazard at every age, or he provided with a suitable contnbu m for los cabdlros del camino. (the knights of i road.) who, in the event of Unding you rea and willing, will make their levy With a po mess only equalled,by the smiling landlord, eh he receives your overcharged fare (or ir last night’s entertainment. Why such t'cnmtio boldness of robbery is allowed—it with the connivence at least with rarely interference of the government or slate au ,-ilies—is one of those mystical matters ich among others, so puzzle and perplex the •lligent foreigner, but that such is the truth ■y traveller through that wretched country bear ample testimony. ~ , „ ne years ago having business which.lirst me to the Oapital.of Mexico, and thence ich.thc interiorof the country to the north -1,1 met with several thrilling adventures, ih I have recorded for the benefit of .whom- Cr may take-an interest therein, omitting f the dales, they being non-essential to the irest of the narrations, the first of the scries occurred on the route men Vera Cruz and the City of Mexico. In ■gular diligencia running between the pla ust mentioned, I had taken passage, and passed through the beautiful city of Jalap and entered the gloomy town of Perole, lout meeting with any unusnal incident, igh being continually warned to be on my 1 against the dangers of the road. ■. At Pe where we halted for a relay and refresh* inta. all my fellow passengers, took leave of i very solemnly assuring mo that, if assailed ! lhe Uidrones, or robbers, it wotild be much : te r for me to take matters quietly, and suf mvself to be genteely plundered, than to the risk of having my throat cut for resis •e as I had somewhat boldly proclaimed it mv intention of doing, t thankedl them Tefr advice, and replied that I would take matter into serious coasiderauon. ? Poro e,I repeat, all who had been ray janions, from Vera Cruz took leave of me, being the end of their journey m that di ion but there was one new passenger here . forward, whom to ray agreeable surprise. m d to be a beautiful young lady, some ity years of age. mrita Paula, aaT subsequently ascertained unc to be, was indeed one of those rare ies seldom met with except in the works lion—tall, graceful, with a profusion of dack hair—soft, clear melting dark eyes .lires as perfect as ever came from the of the sculptor, and with an animation lost fascinating, varying in- expression wery changing mood of the intellectual ior. A glance at her bewitching dark rowed me that she was one who was !y of social disposition; and aa we rat .ckt-avray from the gloomy town, I took the .Alibirty of opening a conversation. : i , vk l,, Thuy tell mo.” said I, ‘‘that the route be- ISvecn here and Mexico, is a very dangerous pne |b travel.” “There j g ]|m o to fear,” she replied, with sweet smile and in l a melodious tone of voice/ BY’JOHN B. BRATTON., YOL. 45. “except from the professional robbers and they seldom harm any one who makes no resis tance.” ‘•'lt seems strange to mo,” I rejoined, “that you Mexicans should take such things as a mat-, ter of course, and deem resistance a very impo lite way of treating the knights of the road, in stead of boldly asserting your.rights and aba ting the evil by a manly spirit of resistance. For myself, I must consider it the roost cow ardly of proceedings, for any respectable party to set out prepared to quietly gratify the cu pidito of ladrones, and unprepared to treat them with their just deserts.” “Every traveller, Senor;” she replied,“should before Setting out, count the cost of his journey and, of course, value his lite highly, it seems to me natural that he should pay a certain sum for positive safety rather than put his.jifo in jeopardy. For instance in travelling from Vera Cruz to Mexico, if ho will first reckon that so much is. the fare of the diligencia, and that so much will be required fur entertainment on the way, arid so much for the contingency you speak of he will then have, the exact cost between the two points; and ifhe will look at the whole sum total of his journey , he will not seem to be robbed by anyone party more than the other.” “That,” I replied, “may be, I believe is, the Mexican moecof doing business, but does hot tally with the preconceived ijleas of us foreign ers-” ' . “But every one,” replied the fair, speaker, “should conform to the customs of the country he visits.” ■ . “And do you then go prepared for this high way robbery ? and , have* you no fear to thus journeying by yourself?” “Well, Senor, whatcan I do? lam ns you perceive an unprotected.lady' ; .who, for certain reasons, am required to make the journey be. tween Perote and the Capital some twice or thrice a year, and you certainly could hot ex pect hie to be prepared to resist an armed band! As to fear, I will not deny I have my share of that; but, so far, I have never inet with any rough treatment, and of 'course.l . trust to .the saints, that'my fortune will ever be as proph tious." “And have you really been robbed on your journey back and, forth ?” I inquired, . “I, think I have paid my share,to the ladrones for my transit through their country ?” she laughed. . “And you expect to contiuno a repetition of the same for your life ?” “Who knows,” she replied. “At least I hope to be always prepared.” “And your fellow-travellers,” said I.; “have vou never seen disposed to resist these unlawful 1 acts ?”■ ‘•Once, SenOr, an American and an English man, who were in the same diligcncia with hie, fired upon the robbers, killing one, and wound ing two.?’ “And did the robbers fire back ?” “Yes, but fled immediately, and. fortunately injured none of our party.” ; “As I should have expected,” returned I.; ‘-You'were not robbed on that occasion, I sup c not, Senor; ■ but the Uvo foreign ers paid dear for their resistance; for on jour heying back and forth, both were killedAepar atoand at different times,, near, the same spot. You sce.these crosses by the side of: the toad, Senor?” , . “I have observed them frequently, but here the seem to bo more numerous, I replied, look ing from the vehicle. ••Each stands oh the spot: where some one has met a violent death,” she rejoined; “and as we go along,.! will call your attention to] those which mark the places where the foreign- ers lost theirs.” . - ' , - -Do you know,” said.!, ‘‘that I am resolved to emulate their example, let the consequences be what they may ?” “Holy Saints defend us !” she exclaimed: “you are not in earnest. Senor ■” "Seriously so, I assure you.” "You would only bring certain death upon us both.” ••Say, rather, I should lighten the expenses of the journey—for your knights of the road understand retreat as well as advance—and you yourself acknowledged, that-firm resistance put them to flight for once.” , ’ -But there were numbers opposed to tnem, Senor. and you are only one.” -But .fortunately, I,have a couple of revol vers, which, in two good hands amount to ten or a dozen shots, and my friends have repeated ly told me that I am not a bad marksman.. -Ah ! Santa Maria! you will think better of this. Senor—the very idea of resistance terrifies me !’* -But not the idea’of robbery ?” “Because I never met with violence. ; We continued to converse in a similar strain for some time longer—my fair companion gra dually,changing the subject, and seeming muon interested in myself. I learned that her fami y name was Valerde, that she was unmarried, that her father and brother were officers: m the army, and so forth, and so on ; and in return I gave her my. name,.stated something of ,my hisiory, business and prospects, and altogether became mOre communicative than X would ad vise any friend to be with any stranger of either sex in a strange'country. As we continued our journey, the conversa tion gradually changing from one thing to ano ther. Senorita Paula suddenly brought it back to the point, where it first started, “We are coming to a very dangerous part of the road,” she said ; "arc you still resolved to defend yourself if assailed ?” With your permission. Senoritc?" " I don’t think it advisable.” she replied, “ but still if:aUch Wyour inlentiop, I.think it no more than right that you should give me a chance to take a part in my defense, since' my risk of danger wjll be as great as yours ? “And have you really the nerve, after all, to defend yourself ?” I inquired.• “ H I had the means, Senor.” “If I have two pistols,” said I; “if you will accept one of them it is at your disposal " “You are very kind, Senor—but can I fire it?” ... “ With case, Senorita;” and, producing - one of my revolvers, I explained to her the manner in which it was to be used. - “ And this you say, will shoot some half a dozen times?” “ I think it safe to calculate that five char ges out of six will explode, Senorita.” . _ “ A very formidable weapon, indeed ?” she replied ; " and with such I can almost fancy we arc safe. You have another, you say, like this? ' . ‘ . I produced it. •' What a beautiful invention !”.she observ ed, reaching over and taking it from my hand. Then extending her hands, one of the revolvers in each, she continued: “ Armed like this, one might almost consider himself safe against a host! You say this fired in this manner s she proceeded, cooking one of the weapons as she spoke ; and pointing it towards the road. “Have you a- bate, Senorita. or yon will discharge it?” ' • , ' . The words were scarcely uttered when her finger pressed the trigger, and of the barrels was exploded with a sharp report. A minute after, and while I was chiding her, w# heard a loud, quick, tramp of horses, and several sharp rapid exclamations. The next moment our conveyance was stopped suddenly, and wo saw ourselves surrounded by some -eight or ten mounted men, one of whom, in a loud voice, ex claimed : ■■ “Yield you prisoners, or die !” “Quick, Seuorila!” said I, extending my hand; “ quick! in heaven’s name! give me one of those weapons! for now is our time for deci sive action!” “Nay.” she replied, putting the weapons behind her; “you will be too hasty! Let them suppose we yield—let them open the door-1” “ Oh, no! it will then be too late!” As I spoko the . door was suddenly thrown open, and three or four swarthy, heavily bear ded men presented themselves to my view. , “ Quick, Senofita, for the love of God!” I cried grasping at her arm. “Hold!” she exclaimed, instantly present ing one of my own revolvers at my head. “Rw. sistancc is useless—you are our prisoner.” “Good God!” exclaimed ,1,, perfectly as tounded. “ Our prisoner did she say? It is not possible that one so fair and lovely,as your self, cart be in any way connected with these banditti?” _ “ It is Oven so, Senor,” she replied with one of the inost bewitching smiles, still keeping one of my own weapons turned against myself, and signifiaahtly' pointing the other to tho door.— You will oblige me by stepping forth and giv ing yourself into the .care'of those good gentle men, who will sco that yoil’r treated as a brave man should be, but who will trouble you in the meantime, for any little change or valuables you may have to spare!” ■ '■■.i- There seemed no help for it—the 'beautiful Scnorita Paula Valerdo was a'spy And ah. ac complice of the ladrones. She had. entered tho diligcncia of Perote fotj no other purpose than to ascertain the exact state of things inside, arid be able to signalize her associates as she passed along, so that they might know exactly in what manner to conduct themselves, and make the work sure without risk. By a simple stratagem she had obtained tny arms, just at the point where she knew the attack would be made ; and the discharge of the pistol, as if by accident, was the signal to show them that all was secure. v . . . .'*• l ackhowledge.myself conquered by being outwitted !” I said, bowing to In Scnorita. Then : turning to the robbers, who had col lected in a body, in front of the door of the dil igencis, I continued : “ Gentlemen will you permit me’ to alight and . make you some; presents ? In, thelanguage of yotlr'epuntry all I have is yours ?” - - ' ’ ; The leader of the party bowed politely in re turn, and said with grim smile: “ SiSenor, we will be most happy to receive anything which so distinguished, a traveler may have to bestow.” ' j With this: I quictly’Stcppcd from the vehicle andonc quick, searching glance put me in pos session of the whole slato.pf- affairs. The diii eenoia'had been;Stopped?tn.'a.' wildy^paiMt. on lifs box. taking everything -as ’ a matter-of, course: He might. °f rob hers: or .he. might not, but in either case,, thfere was little hope of assistance from ; hirai— any attempt of thOkTn'd w-oiild certainly bijng upon' him a severe punishment,‘sooner or later. I glanced, up ‘ and‘.down the road; Where it wound between dark overshadowing trees, but discovered nothing to give me any hope. The robbers, some ten.or a dozen in number; and all well armed, were collected around me; part of them mounted and the others standing on their feet holding their mustangs by the bridle.. Looking upon my. case as a desperate one, so far as being plundered was concerned; I still retained my presence of mind, and did ' hot wholly despair. True I had ■ been * outwitted 1 and disarmed, and now stood singly between numbers; but the idea of yieldingitamely to this outrage was repugnant to my very nature, and I resolved to put the least favorable oppor tunity for defense and retaliation to the stron gest test. ‘ •* Will you accept this purse s said 1, pro ducing ono that held several gold coins, and handing it to the chief of the ladroncs. “ Thank you, Sonor! you are very kind! ho said, as he took it in his hand, with a polite bow, and chinked the money. ■ “ This diamond pin may prove acceptable to your friend !". I added, as I quietly removed it, from the bosom of-my:shirt, and, handed it to the gentleman bn his left who received it m the samb polite manner. This diamond ring I trust you will retain as a keepsake 1 I contin ued drawing the jewel from my huger, and presenting it to a third. “ I beg your pardon, Senores,"! pursued glancing at Senonta Pau la, who with my, pistols still in her possession, was quietly standing within the diligencia, re* carding the whole proceedings with one of her sweetest smiles.. “I must not forget this beau tiful lady ; I have here,” I went on..at the same time producing the article, ‘j a very beautiful gold sriuft box—set, as you perceivfe, with dia monds—will your ladyship honor mo by ao bepting this as a slight token of my regard for the pleasure afforded mo by your company and conversation,” “ You are a very gallant gentleman, beno ri!” she .laughed, taking the two revolvers in one fair hand, and presenting the other. t reached the box toward her—but my hand trembled a little-and just as the present was about to touch her fingers, it slipped and fell between us. , , , ■ , “ A thousand pardons, Senonta, for awk wardness!” I said, as I bent down to pick it up. . How was the all important moment—the mo ment of life and death ! All were in a measure off their guard, and ono quick, furtive glance showed mo that the girl still held my weapons in ono hand, with the other remaining extended for the prize!, lifted the box carefully; but asl taised myself,gave awild, startling yell: arid as the. SCOPWia started back, X with the quickness of lightning, seized both weapons and wrenched them from her. To .wheel and commence firing upon the par ty was how only’the work of a moment. The first shot, fortunately, stretched out the chief; tho second shot.-took effect' on the nearest to him ; add by tho time the third had been sent to its mission, there arose one sirauUancsus yell of dismay; and the astounded robbers be gan to scatter in every direction. I. had no disposition to follow therm however, another minute they might raliy and turn upon mo; and springing forward ! 'grasped the reins of a freed mustang, .and vaulted into the saddle! One more glance around me showed me tho Scnori ta Paula, upon tho body of tho chief, her laugh ter changed to grief, and some of the scattered cowards bringing their weapons to bear upon mo. ■ - “ Adios Senorita and Senorea !” said I, bit terly, “ he laughs best who laughs last!” The next moment I was dashing away down the road, tho half-rallied robbers pouring after me a volley, but fortunately not touching their mark. They would have followed me doubt less, in hot, pursuit, but for the wholesome dread they had of tho still undischarged weap on. ■ As it was I escaped, and entered the town of Puebla in triumph; where it is almost need • ‘OUR COUNTRY —MAT IT ALWAYS BB RIGHT- HOT BIGHT OR WRONG, OUR COUNTRY. CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 20, 1859. less to add a narrative of my exploit made me a hero and a lion for the tilnfl- Hero I sold my captured mustang and trappings for enough to indemnify mo for what 1 ■ had disposed of in the.way of presents, and thfc.next day saw me an insidepassenger of the same diligencia en route for Mexico. whcro I|arrived in safety, without any other event worthy of notice. What became of .the robtyjrs and their beau tiful accomplice I never learned; but the lesson taught me,on that have not forgot ten ; and during th. of my stay in that country, no p ever had the honor of being my . W Ponfidanto, or of getting possession ofVoomMSly and unfailing revolvers. ■ - ■ Frightening Children. ■ We know of nothing nothing more dangerous’' than the practice of' frightening o phildreo in the nur sery, at the family fireside,-£nd in the social Circle, by retailing tefethem ghost stories, gob lin tales’and' witchcraft flotiods. They receive painful impression fibra which their nervous system does not recover for ysars, perhaps not during their whole lives; . Children and young persons have generally great .'curiosity in rela tion to these talcs of thc iuiogination, especial ly when they are attended by some gossiping niirse, whose head r being.eraptyr of good sense, has been filled* brim full of ghost legends and black letter recollections. If there is a worse condition upon earth thanthat into which monstrous superstition plunges an imaginative child, we have no, conception-of its curdling horrors. Never to lay the head upon the pil low, from the time it is two or three years of age, tiritil,.seven, eighty dr ten, without feeling the most perfect assurance in its own mind of realizing its own prophecy* apd seeing some hideous spectre before morning.’ This is the purgatory of early, innoccnti. and otherwise happy childhood; These midnight, horrors haunt the imagination even to’old age. _ They may lose somewhat of their painful vividness, their appalling distinctne^— soinethiDg of their, curdling horrors, so potent initfe mystery, and so terrific even in : its iropb^ib|fity ; -—-bill these terrors Unger in the imaginatioh .still, ready to be.called up in every suspicious spot, awaken ed in every sohtude. m .spit® of all the judgment can do or the person,pan urge. Fora moment, at certain times, evett to old age, .the heart will throb .with painful the hair will become perpendicular, and n disagreeable shud der will make the blood cold invhis veins, even when manbdod has reached • its prirae. To be sure, the judgment soon:dispels these unfoun i ded fears, but they will. 'hauift ,the, victim at times, to his dying day, spmo of the . painful deleterious effects of frightening chip dren in the early season of their giowth; How r important it is that parents should guard them against these groundless terrorai exciting the early, imagination, and chaining,the trembling r yiclinrtb the indescribable agony.of this ner vous bondage for all itp future! life. - - “TpEUfi’S. NO I 1 LACE LIKE Thus the poet onde snondsto the truthofthe bpaujif. sentiment. What .t cijd fefh ifags; and hallowed rwolleotfqna pluelcr around the words “iNo place like home..it was the sentiment which gave beauty to the verse and life to the song—that awakened alt the refined and undying sensibilities of thesouU Emotions the most tender swell the bosom', aathe heart in warm affection, sighs for the sanctity of homo. Prom its sacred altar goes forth.au influence that gives to fife its beauty, its sweetness, and its charm, and : around, -that altar" lingers thel hope of destiny; for in its educating and ele vating,influence is the safeguard ol innocence and purilv. And, as the evening and prison ascends, God accepts the sacrifice, and sends down the rich fragrance of his love to suffuse and imbue the hearts that mingle in sympathy there. . But this .hallowed abode of innocence, virtue, and piety—this home of, the aflections—has beep invaded by the spirit of the age; and amid the interests and excitements oflife, theoldnhd sacred idea of home is fading away. Its in struction—the germ of principle that moulded the characler—its influences that guarded the aspirations and restrained.the waywardness of youth, and its hallowed rccollectjpns that filled with delight the heart,in after life—where are they now ! Alas! how painfully is it that the old idea of home is passing away.. Its instruc tions are deemed unimportant; ' its restraining influences lyrranical; and its tender recollec tions nnroanly. And for this.folly and mad ness we forfeit all that is precious in the noble and virtuous career of our sons and daughters. The spirit of the age, which pants,for novelty and excitement, is undermining the culture of family afleolion and influence, until the sacred power of its fender scenes are unknown and tin fclt by those who go forth to give tone arid character to society. They than hasten to en ter upon the stage and mingle in the business of life, ignorant of its duties, its obligations, and its destiny—unrestrained and uninfluenced by the tender recollections of the . sanctity of home. How deeply anxious ought every parent to be to impress the youthful heart an un dying love for home, urged, as be is, by every tender motive, by all that is desirable in the blessings and fearful iu the displeasure of God, and by all that is elevating and permanent m ■ those influences whose sweep will be parallel with the stretch of eternity. Never let the am bitious forget, or the wayward trample upon the sanctity of homo: for it is the power of that institution which God has owned and blessed, and which must ever give to society character and destiny. _ r • , ' ■ Mrs. Partington was much surprised to find Iko. ono rainy atternoon, in a spare room, with the rag-bag hung to the hod post, which he.was belaboring very lustily with his fists as- huge as two ono cent apples. , , ~,, •■What gyranastfness are you doing here? said she, as she opened the door. ' , . . . Ho did not stop, and iperely replying ‘ train ing,” continued to pitch in. bhe stood looking at him as ho danced around the hag, busily, punching Its rotund sides- ■ ••That’s the Morrissey (ouch,” said ho, giving one side a did, “and that,” bitting the other side, “is the Benicia Boy. She said. , “Stop!” and ho immediately stopped alter he bad given the last blow tor Marrissey. “I am afraid the training you are having isn t good, and I think yon had bolter tram in some- other company. X thought your going into compound factures in school would,bo dilatorlons to you. I don’tknow who Mr. Morrissey nM«d m l't wadjrtd, but I bear ho has been whlpplng ; the Pornioioua Boy, a poor lad with a sore leg> and I think ho ought toho ashamed ; pf himself. . Jko mmt have; read the papers* ; 33rA sweet little girl was looking at the twilight sky, wherein the stars weredast over coming the daylight. Suddonly.sho discovered a constellation brightening gloriously ont of the blue, and exclaimed with delight; «Oh moth er, mother, see, see! God it making a bouquet o v,t of the tlart I” Ike Partington and Pugilism. Sleeping With the landlord’s Vile. Wo give tho annexed incident in regard to Rev. Zeb Twitchell, a melhodist clergyman in full and regular standing, and a member of the Vermont conference: At onetime he represented Stockbridge in the State Legislature. Zcb, says our inform ant, is a man of fair talents, both as a preacher and a musician. Ini the pulpit he is grave, sol emn,. dignified, and a thorough systematic ser monizer; but one of it there is no man living who is more full of fun and drollery. On one occasion he was-wendihg his way towards the seat of the Annual Conference of Ministers, in company with, another clergyman. Passing a country inn, he remarked to the other clergy man ’ - T. ■ “ The last time I stopped -at that tavern, 1 ; slept with the landlord’s wife.** In utter amazement, his . clerical friend wan ted to know what he meant. . .' , 4 * I mean just what. I say .” replied Zcb ; and on went the .two travelers in unbroken silence until they reached the conference. In the early part of the session, the confer ence sat with doors closed for the purpose of transacting some private business, and especial ly to attend to the annual examination of each member’s private rather conduct, .during the past year. For this purpose the clerk called Zcb’s name. • t . . *» Does anyone know aught against the char acter of brother Twitched during the post year?” asked the bishop, who was llie ding officer, Alter a moment’s silence. Zeb’s traveling arose with a heavy heart and grave countenanS?? said he had a duty ,to perform—- one that he owed to God,and the church, and to himself; he must therefore discharge it fear lessly, though tremblingly. Ue then related what Zeb had told him while passing the tav ern, how he slept with the landlord’s wife, etc. The grave.body, of .ministers ere struck as with a thunderbolt, although a few, smiled and looked first at Zeb, then upon the bishop, know ingly, for they knew better than the others the character ol the accused. ■ • ■ • The bishop called upon brother T., and ask ed him what he had to say in relation to so se-. rious a charge. Zcb rose and said:, “ I did the deed M never He!” . Then pausing with an awful seriousness, he proceeded with a slow and solemn deliberation: ‘ 'V There was one; little citcumsiancc, hpwev^- er, connected with the affair, I did not name to the brother.. It may not have much weight to the conference, but although it may deemed of trifling, importance, I will state it: When I , slept with the lapdlortJ’s wife, as I told the brother, I kept the tavern myself! ” . ,'lu At a public school festival in Boston, the J Hon. E. C. Winthrop spoke as follows'; .■,v. /‘These boys, I heed not say; are the m«n or : the future ; and, under God,-the masters PI > the ' iuture. . The ever moving .procession pf human lir^Tyin'p^Q^raTew:sicikrand^e^vvUUbc on the plalfocips, and we shall be beneath the sod. But to-day we are not'tterelv cx.am : pies and models, but their ; and.men tors; and the schools aro the studios, in which, :by. Qpdls help, \heynitypa. formed,-and; fash ioned and shapedaswc will.;- -Xes. iny friend?*, -Dofe.by any Jdle ropipings .on, senseless tables, but by, simply knocking at our 6wri f honest . school room doors, and asking how many boys : and girls there, are within, and what is. their ; mental and physical, andi inoral,’ and spiritual i condition and culture —we may find the revela tion of the future, .hardly less sure or exact than ' ifit Were written in letters of light by the pen of inspiration. And while you strive to fulfil every duty to I your neighbors and yourselves, and to advance 1 the beat intercst of the world in which you live, 1 may you ever look forward with humble faith 1 i and trust to the day of which you are just about * to sing, when other palms than those mere hu ■ man triumphs may be seen in your' hands, and when, with a multitude which no man can num ber, you may be. permitted to mingle in other : and nobler songs than any which can be fully learned,on earth J” Eye Sight. Milton’s blindness was the result .o/.joVer work and dyspepsia. One of the most eminent American dirines having, for soma time, been compelled to fore go tile pleasure of reading, has spent thousands, of dollars in vain, and lost years of time, in'eon sequence of getting up several beforc day, and studying by artificial light. Uis eyes nev ergot well.. Multitudes of men and women have made their eyes weak for life, by the too free use of the eye sight in reading small print, and doing fine sewing. In view of those things, it is well to observe the following rules in the use of the eyes• " Avoid all sudden changes between light and darkness. V Never begin to read, or write, or sew for sev eral minutes after coming from darkness, to. a bright, light. ■ Never read by twilight, or moonlight,or-of a very cloudy day. ' Never read or Sew directly in front of the light, or window or door. It is best to have the light fall from above obliquently over the left shoulder. Never sleep so that, on first waking, the eyes shall open on the light of a window. ■ Do not use the eye sight by light so scant, that it requires an effort to discriminate. Too much light creates a glare, and pains and confuses the sight. ,The moment you are sensible of an effort to distinguish, that moment cease, and take a walk or ride. As the sky is blue and the earth green, it, would seem that the ceiling should be a bluish tinge and the carpet green, and the wails of some mellow tint. ... . , The moment you arc instinctively prompted to rub the eyes, that moment cease using them. ’ If the eyelids arc glued together on waking up, do not forcibly open them ; but apply the Saliva with the finger—it is the speediest dilu lent in the world—then wash eyes and face in warm water.- — Hall's Journal of Health . Goodness Eternal.— “ Tlia pains wo spend upon our mortal solves will perish with our selves : but tho care wo give out of a good heart to others, tho efforts of disinterested duty, the deeds and thoughts of pure affection, oro never lost; qro not liable to waste; and are like a force that propagatds'itsolf forever, changing itself, but not loosing its intensity. In short, there is a sense id which ifotliltig tinman dies ; nothing, at least, which proceeds from tho high efand characteristic part of man’s nature; noth ing which' ho does as a subject of God’s moral la*; Safeflal structures are dissolved; their fndehiity and function aro.gono,. but mind par. takes of tho eternity of tho groat parent spirit; and thoughts, truths, emotions, ouco given' fo tho world are never lost t they exist as truly, and perform tholr dury as’ actively, a thousand years after their origin asonthoirday of birth.” Provoking. —To dream that you have lot of money, and then wake up and find yoursel an editor. Children. AT $2,00 PER ANfcL r Counsels lor the Vonng. Never he cast down \>y trifles. It a slider breaks his web twenty times, twenty limes will he mend it again, Make up your mind to do a thing, and you will do it. Fear not if trouble comes upon you; keep up your spirits though tho day may be a dark one— *-Troubles never list foteVcr, The darkest day will pass away.” If the sun is going down, look up to the stars; if the earth is dark, keep your eyes on heaven. With . God's presence and promise, a man or child may be cheerful. “Never despair when fog’s in the air, A sunshiny morning will come without warning.” Mind what you run after! Never, bo content with a bubble that will burstnor a firewood tliat will end in smoke and darkness. But that what you can keep, and which is worth keep ing. “Something startling that will say When gold and silver fly away!” Fight liat-d against a hasty temper. Anger will come but resist it strongly. A spark may set a house on fire. A fit of passion may give you cause tu mourn all the days of your life. Never revenge an injury. “He that revengcih knows no rest; The meek' possess a peaceful breast.”',. If you have an enemy; act kindly to him, and make him your friend. Tou may not win him over at once, but try again. Let one kindness be followed by another, till you have compassed your end. By little and by little great things are completed. ••Water falling day by day Wears the hardest rock away.” And so repeated kindness will soften a heart of stone. Whatever you 4°. do it willingly. A boy that is whipped at school never learns his lesson well. A man that is compelled to work, cares not how badly it is performed. lie that , pulls, off his coat cheerfully, strips up his sleeves in earnest, and sings while he works, is the man for me— , , “A cheerful spirit gets on quick ; A grumbler in the mud will stick.” Evil thoughts are worse enemies than lions and tigers, for we can get out of the way of wild beasts—but bad thoughts win their day everywhere- Keep your heads and hearts full of good thoughts, that bad thoughts may not find room— \ , “Bo on your guard, and strive to pray, To drive all'etiitboughts away.” ■iv,Minis to ronng^Sthcrs. following good,hints to:tgoso who-con. Bpon themself; the weighty dutlfts, necessarily cbbnectcdvWitlrilui pnfesai6p;,of'.tjtacliing, are Icon! JpurnSl but -are'presume, they ,wlUsuit IhlsTpcality; adralra ■Wy-.- Try them-s• V (, i.l ly Meet Vyonr school ‘at the' outset, avlthn i^i^^4\'suittii<s[',idcineapor... Affect neither 'stethncbS nor afllbility, - Say 'a fowsimplonvoyds ■ do- your, scholars, t hat . ij-pu; hbpo lodothera good," and will try to do'fhffVWst you can,Tor .them.-. : 2. If ,whispering or disorder occurs, pause at onco, and do not proceed until order is roster-, odi The more pause is generally,sufficient, for this. ■ : 8. Remember that good discipline is ,tho principal tiling; without this there can lie no successful teaching. - ,' 4. Govern yourself; do not fly into a passion; never stamp or scold, and: dp not threaten or talk too much. Let a kindly interest in your pupils temper all yoiir actions. 6. Have the school room kept tidy and com fortable ; wash off scribbling and ink spots, and hang up maps and charts to give the room an attractive appearance. ... .0. . Let the lessons be short but truly mas tered. Go over the same ground again and again In reviews. No lofty superstructure can j arise except on solid foundations. ■ '7. Foster in your pupils a spirit ol justice and .generosity, kindness and forbearance, and rev erence for truth arid duty.. 8. Make daily preparation for your work j the oldest and ablest teachers do this. You will be able to give clear explanations, to infuse life nod-spirit in your instructions. 9. Remember that your every act is closely watched, and that example teaches more pow erfully than precept. That teacher who is a gentleman in dross and demeanor—whoso lan guage is pure, simple and truthful—whoso deportment is gentle, graceful and kind, will awaken a respect in both pupils and parents, that will make his task easy. 10 ■ Put yourself into communication with neighboring teachers. If there bo no Teacher’s Association, organize one as soon as possible. A Domestic Necessity.—Every house should have as an intimate, a good-natured, sensible, tidy, old )ady. This important fixture should always bo, it possible, a grandmother, or, as she next host, an aunt; yet so indispensable to tlrd’ respectability, eomfort, and convenience of a well-regulated household is the old lady, that if this system of housekeeping become general; it will bee unit) 'quite natural to find under the head of-“ wants” in the newspapers, inquiries for proper old ladies to supply the lack of dear old folks gone to the better homo. Indeed, old ladies discovering fhenisolyes in demand, Would keep in preservation raiibli longer, nor begin to make winding sheets and grave caps full ten years before the great reaper came to gather In the shocks of corn fully ripe. Old ladies arc needed. Providence designed such to till a Idfgti Space in the domestic circle a class re markable as not living for ihbiiiselvcs but for others—the most beautiful specimens of dfsin forested love this side of Heaven. 03** Tlio Clarion Democrat, with much force and appropriateness, remarks: « A Republican paper inquires ‘what will he the position of the Democratic party twelve years hence?’ We can answer that question confidently. It will occupy the same position twelve years hence that it did twelve years ago, and that it occupies now. It has been, now is, and over will he tho stauncli defender of States’ rights,’the rights ol the people and the integrity of tho constitution. Sucli is its' position now, such it will bo twelve years hence, and as long as tho country exists a united and iudependent confederacy.” [C7* A bachelor is a fellow who culs.hitnsclf off from a blessing for fear of a.trilling ann&'y ance. He rivals the wiseacre who secured him self against corns; by having his legs amputa ted. .In his sottish' anxiety to live uncmcum bered, he only subjects himself to a (Wavier burthen; for tho passions, that apportion -to. cvery.individual the load ho is to boar .through life,' generally say to the calculating bachelor, “ As you are a single man, you shall carry double.” . C?’ A Dutchman having a this country, wrote t 6 his friends. Informing them that after addressing, a largo crowd ofoit izens, the scaffold on which ho stood gave way,, owing to which ho fell and broke his neck . Kf Reason governs the nfto nian, on-1 cud gels tho foot.' t.Ct? - True oloqueuco consists in saying, hii thatishcWessary,ohdnothingspore; ' gy A- tfeto vebiclothat aiptettorstifak info minting.” - . (jy Most poopio don’t think—they only think thoy-jhlnkr”” ~ : ' r 7 — " tty Time Dios fast, bnl 'every pbytician- of any nolo can beat time. . , ls it (i proof that a man is sober hccauiso bo can stand a loan. •• . a ,i ... v. a m'dtnlng stream whoso m&tiorf , gilds the day. , , . T The thinking man hath wings, theroct!n& mahonly hatb'lhct and bands. - gy To ctire tfie aciio—lot nti 6&pil>us j run over yout loot. . , " gy Books arc silent oompapTons,of tJiQlone ly hour: friends who Qy The osiVcrionco.bf life! What.nfooll’to been. NO. 32. B3F“ fatienco isihotrea. whgso touts are.bii-i :ur, but the fruit ifl very sweet. . ' ■ ’ By- Tlw things yah .can sgfuiy putod' until ;o-niorrofr aro idleness ana vice. ■; iX7" Santa Anna’s jyifo i|as; left, him. And Sa now the “reigning belle” of HaVa'mV. , .irTfitt is it that cause's a 'cold, ’cuVeb a cold and pays the doctor ?” A draft. K?T That's a flame of mine,” ns the bellows said to the fire. ' OS’” When may bread be said to bo inhabitei When it has a little Indian in it. OT’Jt dress makes lliq rtajk, .what .does Iho tailor make ? From ten to twenty dollars profit’. CC?” Though you cannot successfully-imitato; eminent men in every parlicnl&r of,,cpnduct>- strive td Seaworthy oi emhlatioh in some. K 7” Tilo liiat tains showed A r)djclllpiis sight —ah atihmpl to crowd two fashionably 'dressed, women lilldol-.one ffhlhrella. CE?” Col. Fremont’s Mariposa mine yields, from SI,COO to $3,000 every week. K?- Mad. do Fay, a French sporting recently won 530,000, being hi bet made,'on a favorite horSC. Throe young Indies of Anderson, 111., were married a few days since, to three brothers ■ by the name of Ice. . tXP' That disiinguishod notability— tho urs| shad—has made his appearanco in Charleston and Savannah. a (gy Why ate A Jfbllng lady’s affections- dl ways doubtlul 1 Bocallao they ahl thia-givingsi, 05“ Tears of beaiity are iiSo ’clouds floating over a heaven of stars, bedimming them fdr, a moment tliat they may shiifo witb grcatcrluttl-o than before'. . ' ' gy At a shop window there. nppeVrS tli,6'fo\- lowing notice Wanted Info appionticei/who will bo treated as one of the family.” ' py Most,arts require long study.apd appllcft*' tion; bill the most useful art, Of all, that of pleasing, requires only the,desire.". gy Who smoked the lirSt pipe? .Promo thous, when he stole the tiro from Heaven td light his clay. , , . gy In order to live justly,-And bo respected wo must refrain from doing what wo blame ili others. '• gy iVhy Is a man paying his note at .the bank like a father-going to aeo his children 7 Because be meets bis responsibilities; gy Politeness is like an may lie hothlng. iii Sty hut it eases . your jdlte wowletftllly; ■ .. : 03f* Fortune ia.SoisielllhoS like this snow, And, Blto ilio ..sndl.Y-,n|olt3 and; thqws to; nothing again! ' ' ; - . gy Bflia is a piquant-eitracl < iib klsaoA her arid promised,, Such beaulllul lips').' Mali’s usual late—ho wahlqst Upon tho coral reels. :■*. tfy What is that which, supposing its great-" est breadth to be lout inches, length nine inches, , arid depth three ibebes, contains a solid foot I- A shoo. • ■'■■ ■ u . ;: '' ' BT’Hi man cad fell whether lie is rlcfi oib prior by tUHilhjf, to'-’-his-ledger. It is the heart that makes iho liiari-l'lbli. Ho is rich or .Jjopfc according to what ho hast ’ - . (jyA Dlibliri merchant rb'cbm'riiehding a piec'd' of Silk to a lady for a gown, said, “'Madam it will. drear IrireVer, and tnrikb a potliboat attcr warda. 03T A fellow found guilty of burglary before: Justice Day, in Ireland, observed, that-“his fatu; was singular, as lie lost by day what he got by night;” / ’fey It won’t do for a man to thump his'head against an iron post, even with a brick in his hat; unless he conscientiously believes that bis head'is the hardest. * ' - Oy One of our exchanges toils of a lazy ge nius up his way, who being asked as ho lay sun ning himsoil on Iho grass, what was the height of his ambition, replied, “To inatry a widow that has got a cough.” [ty Some of the formers in Northern Ohio and on the borders of Indiana have commenced the brooding arid' raising of deer the Same ah they do sheep, arid they bring them to market ; hence the abundance of venison. Ky Tho man who paid his bompiiments had., enough left to pay a year’s subscription to the Volunteer, tty What wind dojadies like iho bdst 7 Why the north wind, of course, bocaiise it brings the chaps to their lips. . , try An Indid rubber dmnibua iij about being inveblcd, which, when jam foil, ivill hold a coUr pio tuorei . 0 y Wb should be honesi, because ivb afo di rected to bo ab by the moat lofty and imdyihg principles. [jy Kindnesses are slowed away in Iho heart, like rose loaves in a drawer, to sweeten every, object rohnd fhbni. By When fliero is love in iiio hdari, tfiofo are rainbows in. the eyes, which cover every black cloud with gorgeous linos. [jy Demosthenes, that, poor, stuttering sort rif a cutler, became the most famous orator of encifipt tithes. .tliojsqn of ri.Uakor, was the most celebrated of iliu Latin poets. AJsop, the son of, a Slayo, a slave himself, managed to. acquire imperishable fame. Dy To converse with-tils spijits—lay a five cent piece on the table at a gfog shop ail'd they’ll show themselves cjuibkof than you can say beans. 02?* At ,th<t Wp, Ihdifiri .Conference of tlio Methodist Episcopal Church South, tho Venera ble Bishop Early ordained twelve Indians, prin cipally chiefs ol their tribes, to the Gospel.mlhr istry. Ef English papers report the recent death of a woman ip London, 92 years' of ago who was horn in tho room in which she died, and never slept out ol it for a night in her long life time. 03” A waiter at a lashionnblo hotel, tho other day, requested jy hoarder, if ho heeded his sot vicos.'to “just agitato .tlio Cfoqimunlcator,”— Previous to tlio rapid tuiiffch of intellect, “.ploaao to ring tho hell,” would have been tho phrase used. Blushtng.la said lh bo a sign that some thing ol lliq angel IS' left in woman beautiful to tho oyo, and bespeaking j(h’ci inward purity of 'the'hoart,- Whop awpnian, ceases to blush, she bail lost her groates't ofl’afin." 05- An old lady said her husband was very > fond of poaches, and tjiat was his only fault,—,- « fault, maduni,” Said one, “ how cuuyouoaU jthat a fault ?” “ Why, because there arpAiflbr. ont ways of onjinglnepi.sjr. My husbatd takes them in (ho form of brandy.” p3* A loafer took a fish in tho market house and slipped it tinder Ill's vest.' The tall hanging down so us to bo seen, Iho first man ho met sug gested to him that he shouliLmUher wear a lon ger jacket oi s(ea! a short fish. diib