ASiERIGAN.y.OLUNTEER. " PUBLISHED EVERY TIIUHSDAV HOUSING HE Joltn B. Briton. year'" ml Two Dollnraontl, FI fly Conls.li'not bald within tlib year. Those terms Will bo rig idly inhered' to In every instance. No aub acrlpOon discontinued until all arrearages are nala unless nt the option bftbo Edito*.’ • Advertisements— Accompanied by thooAstt, an'd not bxceucling ono flixnare/ will bo inserted three times for Ono Dollar, and twenty-five cents for bach additional - Tlibsoofagreat torllongth in proportion. i -' ?i as Hand-bills, Postlng hllls, Pamphlets, Blanks, Labels, &o.,Bec.,exe cuted with accuracy and at, Uio sbortoat notice. ; « A PEEP AT HOME. nr amka h. pelton. r«Put thc kottlo on tho stove, Kate, ;■ <, Hcat-thb water for tho tea,, , ( .•Lot us have nil things in.order, . • • ' sjOrtfer shQitld o.ur oiQtto, be.” Thus tho mother said, and smiling, 1;L ftppked.thp.baby to nndfro, ‘jPrpasod, ii kiss upon its forehead, */,, ..Stroked the litllo locks oi tow. kettle’ over, ’ ’ Swept tlio’hlcply painted floor, the chairs look «d Inviting!, ” Hung the broom bchlnd’tho door. "’‘Drew the fabib to tile center, . -v KWh on it spread, ’ d Willi her own, her liltlo fingers, * c i. fNcatly sliced tho snowy bread. . comes, all white-with snow-flakes, - ‘.; Ohccka as red os damask rose, ;-Rubs his bonds so brisk together, .•[.-:6iiys.ho b’liovea he’s almost frozo. r lSoou as warm ho takes the'baby, - ~ Bubs hjs.whiskers on Us chock, /Gives his holr to liltlo Angers, - ; Pockets gives’to, little feet, ... . Says' •< there no.vpr was a baby IlfiK so proffjyhajf so smart,” Wile uncqualod,Katie loving,' Oh,What sunshine to the'heartl Header, will you not bullovo mo? ’Tis a truth and you‘must know, -Angels!slobp,!nhd loyo to linger ’Round that hallowed homo below. From Life lltwdrated , WIPIEJIAV, BT JI. 11, GOOD. Gontlo Winnie, joyous Wlnhlo,. Loving Winnie May;'■ Golden haired—ns fresh! ll3 r 0 87» 'As the break of day I ’ Each emotion finds a language ■ ~ In tby speaking eyes— - Like tho angels’ at the golden - Gate of paradise. Gentle Winnie, joyous Winnie,- . Baby Winnlo May; ! Will) tho marigolds and roses Romping ail tho day. Actual of my ideal—. , Reflex of ray thought} Such an impress of thy Imago, See,’ my soul has caught I Thy fair brow tho light wind kisses— Lifts thy golden curls } • G thou art tho host, tho dearest, ’Queen of little girls I Gentle Winnie, joyous Winnie, Queenly Winnie May! Wilt thou ho my princess ever— Wilt thou bvo mo 7 say t 0 thy voice is dear and Joyous ' .As tho song at birds 5 • Ana like gems,from ruby .casket Fall (liy baby,Words. . HKtt'pciirttj, and*lips likocbvvvicap —,- .Eyes Hko#tQcs.of morn;. Cheeks liko roses—witching dimples# Where j-aimg love is born J' , I Gontiu Winnie, Joyous Winnie, . . Darling Wlmdo May f ■ 1 cun see (ho blessed angels Bcck’nirig thee away! ■ ’ jfittfteilaflptf. OUR OLD GRAMOTIIBIh ' Blessed bo tho children who have on old-fash (onad grandmother. As they hope for length b'f days,-Jet then! love and honor her, for wo can tell thorn Ihoy will never find another. There is a largo old kitchen somewhere in the past, and an old-fashioned Qro*-pUco therein, With Its smooth old Jambs of qtono—smooth with tnany that had‘been sharpened there — Smooth with ritany littlo'fingert that have clung there. ‘There aro andirobs, too—tho old and,- irons, with rings in tho.(op, wherein many loin pics of flume have boon huflded, with splreaand -turrets of crimson. There Id ft broad worn hearth, by feet that have boon torn and bleeding by tho way, or been made « bcautiAil,” and walked upon floors of tcsaolatcd gold., There are toriguca in (ho c’drnci*,Vliorowlt!i wo grasped ,h cpiil, and « blowing for a little life,” lighted * olir flrnt candle i there Is-a shovel, wherewith Wore drawn forth the glowing embers In which wo saw our ilrsi fancies and dreamed our first dreams—tho shovel witli which wo atlrrod tho sloopy logs till tho sparks rushed up tho chim ney as if a forgo wora in blast below, and wished wo had so many lambs, ao many marbles; or so Jiiany somethings that Wo coveted; add so it was Wo wished our flrst wishes. t Theta Is a chair—a. low, rush-bottom chair ; ihoro, is a little wheel in tho corner, n big wheel ill ,thd garret, a Iripul in tho chamber. There are cheats full of linnn and yarn, and quilts of faro patterns, and samplers In frames. • ’"And ’everywhere find always tlio deaf old taco of Imr whoso linn, elastic stop mocks the fuoblo saunter of her children’s chi)- tired—the old-fashioned ggamlmolhor of twenty years ago. She, tho very Ptavldondo of tho tfld homestead— shti who loved us all, arid said *ho wished' there was. mot-o of us to leva, and look nil tho school In thoJlpliuw for grandchil dren, beside. , A groat expansive heart was hers, beneath that woolen gown,*br that moro stately bomimzino, or that solo heir-loom of silken tex ture. i„ i. r ,’• . • Wo can-800 hbr'tftWlny; those mild-blue eyes, jwUhmoro of beauty la*llium than-time could .touch or death f|p inorp -tbap hide—those pyus tljal held bol)) smiles, aud tours within the faint, catcall caUof oVofy piUj’pf us,and soft reproof, lhat'sboui’od nbt passion 1 but regret. A white tross has escaped from beneath her snowy cap; ahifllm plat restored 1 awaip’orlng lamb to its 'liibfhor; she lengthened the (ether of a vino that was straying over ftwindow,tva sho citmoiu, And pbiokdd ft fdur-Itiuved clover tbr Ellon.— tihoaiU down.hy tho Utdo.whool—ft tress l»nm •blng fhl-ough hor finger? from tlio distaff’s dis ■iiovolod betid,- when a small voice cries, “Grand .ma’Mrom tho old rod cradle, and “Grandma I” .Tppxmy slioutf from tho top of the ptoirs. Gent- Jy.shp Jets go ||io throftdi fur hqr patience is al nabcapllfqlw Uor charity, and aho touches olllft MMlo red .hark ,lq> piowonfc, till the young .voyager is ip a dream, again,, and then diroots oS^W^v’ 8 UpayaUlug altompla to harness tho cat. pilifidclt' or*|li lo clock runs'fiilht and low, and aho’opons tho mysterious door, atuT procoodato wind U*np. Wo are nil on tlp-too, nnd wo bog jjn a broalh to bn lifted up.ono hy one, and look Hip Jmndf-odth tlmo upon tho tin cases of (ho .jyqlgllls,;dnd tho poor louofy nouduUmi, which goos-lo ’arid tVo by Its Htllo dim wirtdow, nnd ; never cop.ios oiit In (Im world, and our petitions , are dlj grunted, and wo nro lilted up, and wa all touch with ft finger tho wonderful weights,mnd tho music of tlio Htllo wheel is resumed. Was Mary to.bo married, or Jnno t 6 ho wrap pad in.a shroud f flo meekly did alio fold tlio whlto hands of tlio ono upon lior still bosom, mat (hero /jcuiiiud to bo a prayer in .thorn thcroj and ho swo’otly dM sho wrcatlio (ho white rpso (ho hair of (ho other/ that 'ouy vvdulil not BY JOHN. B. BRATTON. VOL. 44. liftvo wondered liad more roses budded (or com* PR«y* . , ' , • How sho stood between us and apprehended harm T how'the rudest of us softened bcfiedtlf f jio gentle pressure of her faded and tremulous 1 habdr Front her'capacious pocket 1 that hand was over withdrawn clbScd,:only to bd opened in one own, with tlio puts sho had gathered, (ho cherries sho had plucked; tho liltlo egg she had found, tho «* turn-over”.shoviiod baked,.Jho trinket sho,had,purchased for us as the product of her spinning, the blessing sho had stored fot us—tho offspring of her heart*. What treasure .of storydpll from those old Kps —of good fairies and evil, of tho old limes when sho was a girl? and wo'wondered if over—hut then sho'-couldn’t bo handsomer or dearer—but that sho.over waa-“)I(llo.” And then! when wo begged' hot to sing/ “Singud one of tho old songs you.used to singmothor, grandma.” • ft Children, I can’t sing,” she always said; and mother used to lay her knltlipg’softly down, and the kitten stopped playing with the yam upon the floor* and the clock licked lowcrln the ■corner, and the Qro died down to a glow, like an old-heart that 1s neither.chilled .nor -dead, and grandmother sang. To bo sure, It wouldn’t do for the parlor and IholcOnccrt-rootn’ now-a. days; but then it was tho-old kitchen and tho old-fashioned gtandmplhor, and tho old ballad, In tho dear, old times, and wo can hardly sco to writ© for the memory of them, though it is a hand’s breadth to the subset.- .Well, sho sang. Her voice was feeble and wavering, like a fountain just ready to full, but then how swcct-toncd -If tvasi and it became deeper and stronger; but it couldn’t grow sweet er. 1 - What -*«joy of grief” it was to sit! of us, except Jane—to sit (hero around tho fire, and Wbop bvefr tho woes of tho “ Babes in iho Woods;” who Jay down sldo by side in tho great solemn shadows; ond how strangely glad wo felt when (ho robin-redbreast covered them with loaves; and last of all, when the angels took them out of tho night into day everlasting. v Wo may.think what wo will of it now; but tho song and Iho story heard around tho kitchen flro have colored tho thoughts and lives of most of ns} have given us tho gonna of whatever poetry blesses'our hearts; whatever memory blooms In our yesterdays* Attribute whatever wo may to tbo school and (ho school-master, tho rays which make that fitter’s day wo call life radiate from th God-swept circle of tho hearth-stone. .Then sho sings an old lullaby sho sang to mother —her mother sang to-hor’;’ but sho does not sing It through, and falters cro ’(ls done.— Sho rests her head Upon her hands, ond it is si lent in’ (ho old kitchen. Something glitters down between hfcr fingers ond tho firelight, and it looks like rain in tho soft sunshino. Tho old grandmother is thinking when sho first heard tho song, ond of tho voice that sung It; when a light-haired and light hearted-girl sho hung around that mother’s chair, nor saw tho.shadows of the years.to conic. 01 the days (bat are no morel What spell can we weave to bring them bhek .again 7 What words can wo' unsay, what deeds undo, to set back,'Just this once, the an cient clock of time 7 - , j So,all our little hands were forever clinging to'her garmchtsf and staying her as if from dy ing, for long ago sho had done living forherseir, and lived alono ; ln- ns, But tho old kitchen wants ft presence to-day, and the rush-bottomed clialr is'leuantlcss. ■’ How she’used to’ Welcome, us when wo were grown, and came back onco more foiho home stead. - , , . . • Wo thought wo were then nhd women, but woro children (hero. The old-iushlohcd grfliuD ,mothoi-wae blind-in tho iryef,-lnif she sawtrlth her henrt, ne.s.hyj.abvnys throw our. ‘long shadows through tho open doorfand sho fOlt ; thetn ns they felt-over her form, and *ho looked dimly up nod saw tall sbnpcsln the door way, oud.fiho says,'“Edward'l know, and Lu cy's vfilbtf 1 Cam hear, but whoso is flint other? It niust bo Jario’s”—for sho bad almost forgot (otl the folded hands..' “Oh, not not Jane, for she—let .mo see—she,is wnitihg for mo, Jcfi’t film ?” : and, Jhb old grandmother wandered and wept.. ~- , • *.» It. fi another daughter, grandmother, that Edward hos'brought,” says solno ono, “for your blessing.’’,' , “ Has fihb ,bltio eyes, my son ? Put Jicr hand in mlno, tor slio is my latest horn, Ifie child- of my old'ago. Shall I sing yonasong, children?” tier hand is in her pocket (is of old; she Is idly tumbling for a toy, a-welcome gift to tho chil dren that have come again. ; ' Ono of its, men aa-iVo'thought we were, Is weeping; sho hears tho half-suppressed "«obj sho says, nsflhocilcndslicrfucblobaml, “Hero, my poor child, irest upon your grandmother’s shoulder; sho will protect yon from all harm.— Como, children, sit around (ho tiro again. Ehall X sing you a song, or,toll you a story? Stirtho fire', for it ls cold; tho nigtits oro growing cold er.” - . Tho clock in tho corner struck nine, the bed time of (hose old days. Tlio pong of life waa Indeed sung, tho story told, it was bcd-llmo at lust. Good-night to ()ioc, grandmother. Jfho old-fashioned grandmother was nombfo, nnd wo miss her forever. But wo will sot-tip a tablet In tho midst of tho memory, in tho. midst of tho heftft, and write bn II only (Ms : dAOUfD TO THE HEMORT or TUB OLD FASHIONED GUANDMOTHER;, ■don m.Ess jib;r vorkver; A Siinkc nernored Horn d tVomon’s Sionmcii. The Logansport (Xml.) X’Aaoi states.that br. A. Moyers, of (hat city, wlio has acquired some cclobtitynS tlio inivontorof ft "(t-a|» for tho rctuov nl of tape worms, bus recently, performed ft curb that is worthy o( more than ordinary mention. Mrs. E. Ryan, of Fort Wayne, about UO yrs. of ago, luts been AoVorolv afllicted Cot- fonf years will) n sonsution Hi (ho stotunch, nfi tliofighllicro wnn some reptile moving in U. ■ During that time site was (rented for various diseases by nu merous physician! of skill, and by several for tapeworm. JJenring oi Dr. Meyers’ now -pro cess for (ho removal of porusilo from tho human slomuolij-Mra.'R. wont to LoguTlsportuml placed herself under his clrnrgo. Within two weeks Dr. M. removed from her stomach n ; a)iuho nhoqt feel long, and ln cjios.ln diameter, hifiteid ofagravatlngltiftsliad bconlllorcpuUof provlonstroatment sho receiv ed. Tho latter part of, her Illness sho wns una hlo to attend to (ho domestic enro ot her tUmlly or oven to tako euro of hcTsblf. It-'took'two lioura to prepare (or rotlriOff nl nI K Iit, on cnnnl length ot tlmo hotovo sho could Ho doWri-i~wnd often she was daprivod of slooj) fornlghtstogeth er. Frequently sho would walk tho f|oor until exhausted, because unable tq lay dowri wltiiobfi tho most cxcrUtlsvtiug pain. Mrs.’RyAn’s onm wordd nro that hor sutforings wero such (hat sho often prayqd fof dogth to rollpvc thorn. Mrsß. supposed slib swallowed tho snnko. wlilcli wni apparently df the water species, wlnlo drinking ftom a spring In tlio evening at tier former iobl doncq west of Fort Wayno., Sho loft, tho caqo ot l)r. M. for iiomo,Tuuiing as tliough slid was saved fromworso limn dcatli. (C7*ln ft hack town in Upper Canada, ft magistrate kept tavenv and sold liquor to the people till they got drunk and fought in Ida house. lie then issued a warrant, apprehended them, and tric’d them on’ the spot; and besides fining them, made thorn treat each other to make pp tho quarrel. Cousin having beard' (ho famous Thos. Fuller repeat verses on a scolding'wife,’ Was so delighted with them as to request ft copy J but Fuller told him “a copy was need le a, as hi/ had the original.” ' ' 1 • Catching a horse wlicn in a -hurry. • Henry Ward Beecher writes to tho Indepen dent from Mafcteawan, Dutchess- Co., N. Y., where he is spending his'pastoral vacation, (he following illustration ofiifc, which will bo predated by many, who have hkd h similar ex pcriehce. He says:-. • ; Yet,• ams; this, tranquil, dreaming, gCzing life, one’can not always be quite as serene as they .would.» For example, this morning, while the dew. was yet on the grass, word>oamo that “Charley had got.away., Now, Charley is a most important member of the family, and ; as shrewd a horse as ever need be. . Lately he had found out .tho difference between being harness ed by ahoy andaman. Accordingly-,on several occasions, as soon as tho halter dropped from his head, and before .iho bridle could take its place, he proceeded to back boldly out of the stable, in spite of the stout boy .pulling with* all his might at his mane and cars. This par ticular morning wo were to put passenger friend on board tho cars at 8.10--it was now 7-30. Out popped Charley from his slolllikea cork from a bottle, and lo! some fifty acres there were in, which to. exercise his legs and ours,’ to say nothing of temper and ingenuity. First, tho lady,'with a measure of oats, attempt ed to do tholhing by bribing him genteelly,—’ Not he! lie had no Objection lo the Oats, none' lo the hand, until it camp near his head, then off he sprang. After ono or two trials we thcoatsnnd went at it in good earnest—cnflcu tl/6 boys, headed h)m oftthis way, ran him omoflho growing oala, drove him into the apd outof itagain. We got hVnnnlo a corner, with great pains, and ho got himselfoutof it.without the least trouble, lie would dash tbrbuglj ulino of 0 Or 8 whooping boys with as little’ resistance as if they had been-so many mosquitoes!— Down ho ran to thcr lower sldo'of‘the lot, and down.WQ'Oll walked after him. Up he iptpy(o the upper.end of the,lot, and up we all jralfed after him—lbo tired to run. On. .it was glyri oua ftin ! The sun was’hot. Tho cars yf?rc coming, and wo-had miles lo tide lolhc depot! He did ond wo did not . We resorted to expedients-ropened wide the great-gale of tho barn-yard and qssayed to drive him in, and we did it, too, almost '; for he ian close up to it—ond just sailed past, with a laugh ns-plain on Ins,face os ever liorsO;hnd! jila’n is vastly superior to a horse in many respects, . But running- on a hot.summer day,.in.-a.tweniy ncrelol, is not one of them). We got-him by lha brook,.and while lip drank, oh how leisure ly, 1 wo started up’ and Succeeded in jiist missing our grab af his mane! Now comes another splcndld'run. . IBs head was up,'his eye flash ing, his,tail streamed out like a banner, and glancing his fitnd this way and that, right and left, he allowed us jo conic on lo the brush cor ner ; from whence! in a few moments, he allolv cd us to emerge, and come afoot after him, down to the barn again. But luck will.not held forever, even with horses. Ho dashed dawn a lane—and we had him! But as spoil as,ho raw the gate dosed, and: perceived the stale of the cases how chuhningly he behaved— allowed us to come up,ond. bridle h|mwithout a movement of resistance, and affirmed, by hjs whole conduct that it was the merest’sport in tho world, all this seeming dlspDcdicnco; and to him, wo have jio doubt.it was I. .Wo batfc ‘scvchtccu.mmules,' before car lime.- But, we IP'adCAho best use efit that.wcoould,.- Tlio very best mothofl of catching a nimble end roguish horec,' In-a twenty or fifty dcrc lot, is not to Jet him get away from yoirJ- Overtasking Memory. We see it stated in a Western religious pn- under Urn sUmulua of a promu*cd prize, two JiUk girla in a Sabbutb-school mcm-, orized in five *Vvpcks, one 4,50 C verses in the Bible, mid the other 7,109. The latter com: milled to memory*in owe Week 4.2GG vcrscß- While these cases-Afford remarkable -examples’ of-quick memory, ,wc are exceedingly doubtful ot the propriety oC thus overtasking ft singfe faculty of tho mind; ' Not one'faculty’ can be. disproportionately dullivalcd withdut’injufylo thcrcst|.ond «nectingTho beautiful* Synunilry of the whole : and ilcnco wo geqprally find H’At the pyergrown memory, and especially m.ycjuln, 1 is at tho'oxpcnse of (ho judgmchtTIicro l 8 a storehouse of materials withoiif tlio ’poWcr of rightly and Judiciously uslhg It is quite possible that i), papaciona memory may he found |n connection with a want of,all right knowl edge. Thefaicrc ability to repeat, parrot-hke, a vnstamount of poetry or prose, is no evidence of a rightly cultivated mind: end, indeed, wb have often found persons of description in tolerable bores. .Bolter far that the mcriiory should be cultivated only in it§ duo proportion, nnd that children should bo (blight to discrimi nate, digest, and understand What they Team. make these remarks tb counteract what we 1 regard as a growing evil in some ofourSahbath schools, in placing mere memory above all, lliy mental faculties, and in regarding these as the most promising pupilfi who can gorge tho most, whereas often the contrary may bo the , fact.— ThO mind should not bo rrgaMcd as a tncro lumbcr-fbom. —Chrisihn iJn^uircr. Trnc PoJilcntfs/ - I . . V ,' . 1 /ioli’s JouniaJ of Health, when nolicing tlic new liand-book, “How-to Btjiavcd* U(Uiiq.And wuufort to O’P'bpwn.l” Yes, IJiiflls tho KCC’r’ef bot only of pdlit^ncSs, 1 udt it alao’lmlichu-s 'ft higher DiVHlt&tlbH dndV better Chrldtinliity than is practiced by offashion- ,-“.Prcfcr.Tijqqther’a comfort to ,9 v yP.v- ; Reader, think of Una—impress the pica on your 6wn mlinl,' aiid ’tlicti, jn aclico it. facoifyour divn hapmiicsfi Is : not’thereby augmented.' Try It. ; i-• w • ■■ *’ ' : » ' ■> *•' ' ' ’ * . 1 UaMsbY row Bkatth ■ BitKO.—A correspon dent of tho Prairie Farmcr.siys that xvhllo (Vav clling iq Iowi» afavorjto, dog was bitten-hy n raltleHimko. In tho course of five minutes ho could not travel. -Soma vinegar rpiXctl with gunpowder was Applied to the wound and tlio swelling was slopped, and in a quarter of an hour he was able to proceed. [C?*A trttnccndOntal toolc for his' tuxt, ’‘Fced my lambs.',’ A- plain farmer quaintly remarked, (o' him, on CQininfr'out of tno church, "A VCI7 good sir, upjt.'yon should take carp pot to put hay ko high ia tlju rack that lumbs can’t yutch It. 11 , ‘ , ‘ , v,_ V* ,—^77— l". .-M, • : t .r" V •.. “.oim'.ooinmiT—x* v ’ic^Ta’ f BB-iro*’ jfoonw op,wrong, tft® ooo.Nwir.” CARLISLE, PA-., TI|IRSDA¥, AUGUST 27,1857, , PERFECTION OF’ifjfJBJCTEt!. ’ . The cranium ofnianplay becomparcdtb a casllo haying many suits o|, rooms,.each room occupied ’by its*appropriate ieriapt. , . ! . ’ The tenants have shell iasteS ana inclina tions, that the location ftbdfoagnitudb of their respective- apartments tarjf'cqually satisfactory and pleasant to each, ,T&ssc-sceips also to .bq a harmony between thejbpalion of tho rooms* and k thb character of tflch r sf. the occupants, those located in iho baScfiSdftt’bcing materiol in character,-while Jthosaidccjflpying Iho higher apartments are more po etical, spiritual, philosophical and religious.- . In this Cattle, moreover’,; |lkc the inhabitants of cities, those tenants wHo resemble each’ other in disposition aro incllned.-io lOrm classes or groups, and to-cccupyaroirlmcnts, contiguqus to each,other. : arc occupied by those who adapted to things'earthly and roafenal- ; They are em ployed in the cullivaliori’pfcjinimnl fowling; in el iho, to do the .butcljering, the. cooking,’ arid the rough JaSolr of the,entire com munity : are fond of gathor|ng’facts relative Ip material -things’,- but ■ or nothing s With thcsc’facts except wSctf some of the higher; tenants superintend.,, ' Another group is reir. join’s is the theatre of love nri^‘affection. Here, re: uiiiohs and 'Social gathei-fiigs, courtship and .mftringG, the nursing of .children, ai\d.the*cnjoyment of-horngfcomforts, prevail.— llcrc magbe found childVtoys, hobby-horses, juvenile Books, tho whole cata logue of household gods,sacred to affection,and memorable forhavTng solaced a do zen generations-! • . ?-]:■. "■ ■ Irf the ipiddlo portion ofitlus castle. Tfq,find a group of wlibsqiluty it is to acquire and conserve all that is muablcj'nhd also to staml-Tvalcli, arid thus l guard all The neighbor ihQod fromsurprise, or otl&f forms,of danger or inconvenience. . # •• In the front,, second-story rooms', arc Che members of tho historical Society, who keep the library, and dispense infatuation to the whole neighborhood.- -Here Uiojfyriters, teachers, ed itors and speakers reside;-.They gather all the information which The group in the lower story discovers,’and promiilgatcit for the benefit of nil* - ■(*■■<* ' • , The front third-story rojsros arc occupied by ihc philosophical. metaphysical, and analytical characters. ; One is employed in searching out laws, relations and first.principles, and the lo gical qualities of things and subjects; another is generally occupied, arrang ing and. contrasting thoogtyg • and Hungs, al ways speaks in parables^pr.metaphors,or in some form of criticism, and is fond of chemical analyses.! It was ho iEsops Fa bles,suggested tho of tho Pilgrim’s Progress, and is tho author of all parables and proverbs. In this group, also, is an individual whose office it is to recognize everything lhatis yidic ulous,£nnd to show-thenpup. in such .a factions and funny manner hs‘ to make amusement for all the rest, and at the sajmo time to act as a kind ©flash, to scourge foilv back to propriety. ;llc also makes such odd and witty suggestions as, to compel everybody jo.lough, and thus, docs much to promote the health, happiness! and general proprietylofjhc whole* neighbor hood.' -Itrra vtiy. See |t>m ; i&kdfii hand a refractory t hjsni^t*AwUitlprd ; ,. vicious yourhV ortcr tUI -fciitds fhrcatsr; and floggings have-been npplied;to produce re {urination, and alt in vain.* . 110 begins with a rogufsh and frolicksoiho stylo of.nddrcss,‘his ,cyo glcfttping .with a*kimiof jolly kindness, •mingled .frith a mischievous twinkle, lie ridi-. cujes insolence, makes ’ awkwardness look’so ycry*laiighnble, tind vicc'so that the delinquent drops luff errors, imd hides himself in the ranks df the well-behaved. Along tho balconies, Irflbo rear of IhoTnmiy man, reside tho muses ami those who cultivate msthfcd clam.: This is the region of imagtnallon, of romance, of song,,of beauty; .and of grandeur. They may bo called lllollotf*; orators of society.-/They, aro very useful in .(held vocation, but require some restraint and guidanco. from .(ho -philosophical-members-in upper story front rooms, In order that' their adornments may have a firm and ondjjrJnggroqnd work, ,ns if were a wolNpfeparqd, canvas on which tho picture may ho painted,' s ' ‘' •!Tho grand domb of (hlsDasllola thorOsidenco. ol'tho .conrt oh-justico,io£ dignity,’ stability; philanthropy and religion,, Occupying the high est place, farthest rcnioiiqd from tho earth, and where : (hey’can overtook’all'the others, the members of this group swo'V fl controlling Influ ence,'and may'ho denominated f«lho Govern ment” of (Uo castlo. . i, . •. / ; {■Jornqtlnjcs (ho do’md fa rfo conlraclcd In 'l(s apartments,' or the room Is fcvadcd'nnd occupied by dm other and lower moniburw that (ho right ful occupants are much crippled In-tholr action as well aii dwarfed In ateo/ficaldi and strength. never for. their ,rqom or ttmlr rights, hut uso.nll tho Iqlluoncoa of manli ness,'nil (ho oriiOp'o,-(ilIJ tho ‘sanc tions orjUBtlco, and alMhQtmolj.vps pdiiph (he loro of .God am} man can inspire, { and if (heap two pot oulxagod, prosperity, gpqdnes»,ahd hap piness or perfection o( character, o’vqf proVoll in tho casllq.v -, ».• -*, ;v. , jGFJtTLKifAHi.T li*mcs.—ln., a .Now England rdllroiu.Vcflr rccqnlly Iho'aoats p'Oro all'full, ex cept one Much was occupied by d rough-looking li'UdihiMf-tnd at one ofothd* dlatloiH) iO qbuplo «f young la nips', earn'd. In Ip .prpeuto seals j but seeing hb wcfkiQ one, wasabontto feo'lntb thebitclc dar~ Vtluinllafrlcfc rose .linsilly and. ollurOd (ham Ida sent with.evident pleasure. youjvJU have do'seal Tor, yo'prself,” responded pnoofllib young ladles wfdi’n' true pp/ljoness, ns lo accepting If “Never ye rpjnd (Xa/7 ,y said (lie Hilielnhui,dyer 'woledmo to’t I IM'Hdb ujioii tho cow catcher tlll.Now'i’brka’uy Jlmoj fora smile (ran) Biiqlrji»f/cmfl«/y Iqdiqs! V oiidrelrcqU'd hastily, lnlo f dia next car,’amid tru/cheers of those who liiuf wllhcdscd'dio IncU donf./y ' : ’ <•*.' r ’ !■: ,(’ T i", . Civil LnuniTy.— Mon nro qualified forclvil lib erty in oxcict proportion .to tholr itypfrtjlkm -to pul moral chains upon their own appc|(tesj U proportion ns tbclr loyo is abovb tholr capnpify | In proportion as tbolrstmndneas'ami’sobriety'of widorstindingla above-their‘vimlly hml pro spmptiou { in proportion an tboyarqj,mqrp ills* posed to listen to Ibo counsels ofllio fcluo mid good In pioforonco.to the flattery (Of aQqjcty a C(mtrol|ingTmwor upon will and nppulllp, po,placed' somu.Wicro /, anil tho less ofit there Iswltliln, fbe'fitoratbbro must bb tvlthouti • It fs ordained 'ln Ithd'otormil constitution of things that men of Intemperate iphitla civnnot ho Jfcoj tholrpassions forgo tliolr ' . , P^T"Nervous, old lady/ “Pear mo! what inakcs'llio ciira slop hero! la there anything tho matter V } ■ ’ v Smart yoangmanJl "Yes,’ mann; ft chow of tobacco is lying right before tho -locomotive.—r As soon as it’a removed wo will bo under way again.”' ’ £7” “You nro very stupid; Thouma," said a country teacher to a little boy eight years old. ‘‘You arc like a donkey, and .wliat tlo -thoyldo to euro him of Ids stupidity ?*> '■ y> ■ ■•,,«{ , “WJiy they feed him tuofc, tmd leas," uuid theurohln.' • ' jn t 1. 1 i]■ -:’j : r '^ J m •'■'■'-■i’-* * J*.' •mJ -j/, * I in Hr Mr f> ' 1 . i . • V ' 'LADOntEk Professor Flogei dcvotes2(o pages to a pro foundly philosophical investigation of theori giri,; and benefits of laiighlergcrierally.and treats of its difliircnt'causes'and'flspccts under thirly-sdven distinct heads/ Efe is able to in form us howto judge a man’s-character and !dispositjon : by-bcaringhira laugh.,; The melan choly- man's, laugh, is .a poor lit, hi, hi! the. cholenq temperament shows itself in a. be, he,, die!' the pWeginatiC fn a cheerful ha, ha l and'ft sanguino : is betrayed by ittf own Characteristic’ ho.ho i : ’• ■- As, a remedial.agent nothing equals it; One hearty laugh every day will cure each and all who arc sicKor.inany way ailing Df.whatever complaints, and’ keep (hbso in’health always well. • The laugh-cure will even beat lhc water- potent as it la. And the two combined, if universally applied, Would soon close up every apothecary shop, lay, every, physician; waters cure included, and banish every disease from nniof)(£>nen.' All its giggles eflectualjyqtif up every visceral organ, churn "ihb sforiiach and | bowels raorc’cncctually than anything Wsb can possibly do—hence the .easy laughcrs 'nhi-al ways fat— hurrying the' blood throughout the system with a. reel rush, burst open closed pores, and cpst but morbid m^tter k most rapidly —for how soon does licartyTaughfcr induce free perspiration--sctTh'e brain in motion to mnriu. Fncturb emotions, thoughts* arid mentality, os nothing.can excite it! and universally prac ticed, would be worth more to the race than if California . gold deposits, covered the- whole efirth ! Laughter is life; while sadness and longfhccd scdalcncss is death. A colempbitory relates the following story of a medical gentleman of the.benefits of a good hearty laugh-: , While op a pic-nio excursion with a party of young people, discerning a crow’s peat on a, rocky precipice, they started bn “in' great glee to soo who could reach il first. Their haste fac ing greater than prudence. Some lost their holds, ;apd were soon, rolling and tumbling down tho hill-side, bomrets.-smashed, clothes torn, postures ridiculous, but not one hurt.— Then commenced a scene of violent and long- ; continued laughicr, and in which, being all young people, Well acquainted with each other,* and in the woods, they indulged - to’ a perfect surfeit. They roared out with merry peal on peal of., spontaneous laughter;.theyexprcsßCcl- 1 it by hooting’ and' hollowing, when ordinary, laughicr became Tpsufilclcnt to express thq merriment they felt at their own ridiculous feit ualion and those of their uiates; and ever af terword the bare mention - of: the crowa-ncst scene occasioned renewed and .-.irrepressible laughter., V ’ J., # ■ "Years after, one of tfaplr number fell'sick,‘be enmb so low that shecourd'not'spbak, arid was about breathing her last. ' ” - Our informant colled :.tO .see Ik&% gave his name, and tried to make, himself recognized, but Tailed, till he mentioned the crow’s nest, at which she recognized him, and began to laugh, and continued f cvpry litlle >vhile., renewingJt: from that time’ she began - id mend? and still Hies a tucmcnlo of,the laugh care. ’ ' ' - A Horrible JJnuhery, < :■ I The Annexed; Vblclfisa dopy Bf'irlctfcMo tbc v Chlcago 'PHstf'ditt&t (TrccavTTle/ Uanl’TO.'/ Sov coldblooded' flead/shness - thing iii the nmfdcr Ilnc/Vh fch has coroo un der oor notice this year:- ■ > ' -A terrible affair took place about eight thllca cast of this'place on the 3d’iritt;, between a school-teacher by. the name of'Moore-And a man, by .the name of. Jesse Howard ,Ap'V;Ws foilr’sons.' M9OVO lo chnatrso How*. ardVsori; about twfclvo' r ycaVs bid;for writing indcccnUanguagc in a'young ladyVoopy book. . lie had. struck the boy but Jflvo blowa j with a svyitch ,whon the boy’s -brothers.came . ( iirto'’tho' tfchbo'l.liouso with clubs-, and 6110' of * 'them slruck the teacher'with a heavy dub od 'the forehead and felled Mm to’ lluPfloor. The other -Struck- 1 the • lca6hcr v several times' while down; biti’thd teacher recovered himself and got out hlff pockct-knlfo and drove ,hcm put of the house. JButat this junclurctho old mad, two othens(>nSpodi two:6ous in-law .arrived, and tho oM ? mah,rushed intotbwhousorwilha a largo dirk pocket-knife! /ifooro contusion on the forehead am} ,wni cofwctl with Ulood. Hut Howard disreganJWg his entrea ties, rushed.upon. him and plunged'his dong knife into him twice on his right side, both-of which' wounds entered tho .parity, Mooro broke from him, when Howard cut hi pi on (ho right shouldcr;ibakmg- a frightful gash foiir inchts long nml to the" b0n0..: With all his wouiids. MoorQ broke from the, hpusq And ran twcnly rods. XIIO, boys outsldp threw clubs at him as'toi Van, one or two of which hit him. Moore was ayonng man, Qf slight makcj and ill poor?jitallhV who had lately come to this Smte.; Ho was n man of UiiCxceptfonhhlc Cbiir ncter.and a successful teacher. He will prob ably, die pf his jvnjimls, ft victim of rcvengo.fio low and dcspicfthlo that humanity blushes at the recital; The-antecedents of Howard and his Wmily aro In kccptng with this act, having 1 been frequently engaged in brutal assaults upon their mid tho family arc rcpbVtcd to bo guiltysop every -mean act. , Mooro liad .A dimcuUy.wilh thesamo.child before.and.had fiiqU.cstcd Howard to take Mm oiit of school.'— r The old tvorimn replied she meant r t'o send ■‘the' hb£ to dcvil hiin, and thflt. ffiModre whipped ;boy, she would, make Howard out his u—d heart out* . U la generally .supposed, that tho hoy was uyged to ‘ provoke Mooro Jo clmslis'p him, and no do'Ubl they «|fcctcd lil*tbnt'ni6rh ing, for they all ?irrir*U;attli« kbhJol house hi a few,momenta aftcr : Moprfl commenced-10 .whip the boy,.and tho,l\vfl oldest, worn so ! crclcd close to the 1/ouso, for they got to tho | door. had struck t Tho Howanlfi liVed hrjlf iwqilo from the' school hbUftc.' oiieli are fiomefef UlO facts bf ih!4‘ horri ble tiflatV, ns'dppt’ars frbmUho cvidciicobn ex- - animation. ; 1 f.'i ' 1 '*7 «]/ ‘ Tho.old ipan’s bad bo.nd.wns fixed a} SfsQOP,. the oldest’fibnsat.S2.ooo, Ami. the bfhyr In ike; tfonaai $250 each. 1 Tho public ftvlihg In agaiiifeti tlidn, fvhibh induces mVto iio|3o that they 1 will get their deserts. tiv.'.i. r?'i '■**/ r.Mr.d '■[CT* It is' rclatcd of that'Vhcn superintending t|iq c«r?iDqnjfls 9f;]ayirtiy tliooprner.sloijoor the CftpUol»,op thb ; IBm of September, r 1703, rt physician liliiVtlibbrtly uhibVella in llte Compfiny, td shield Him’from the myd of tho sun; ‘ lie declined Lho preferred courlcsyvwitU tho.rcmarlq to the ladies, Doctor,; j, have tycn exposed to the sun heforo m th 6 course of life.” • ' - fcT”Becky TUrcfiolid thlnkrt itprdvoldng’for n wilmn'i) who’hdabccn worlvlng;all-day, tncn« din/? her Imsband’e.old ooflt t to.&i vst, , v ■ K 7* ,4 You have a dirty face,” remarked one boy to another. ”, Ojtirl.lielp cr v , ” l&llwfrV a Black Republican.” 1 " ■ I '■ - • JiV I ■'o j;Jj 'uA h ' ! AT S2;OtfPER ANNUM. a ■ . r . Hints to (lie Former. - ~ Wc have printed, in tho past- ten,a . largo amount of useful matter, principally orig i inal, addressed to Ihb practical minds ; o( the p farmers; wltii a vlewlo niakctbcm tnofc Sy I #* > tfcmatio. in their business;; arid consequently. [ to:posscss:a. tnb're accurate knowledge of the . results of labors, than has usually been the case." j, Tho following, whichTa'addcd to the mass we find.without source, and copy it ns'worthy of i perusaland remembrance.—Grhh9ntotan,2>/c -■ KWh. ! - . Those who havo never kept, in detail, a rcc* ! ord of the income and expenditure of the farm, . will find the present just the period lb com-' ■, raence on operation of this nature. ’-You ought to know, at* tljo. expiration of each year, tbc amount that has passed through your hands— tHd receipts, and what has been paid opt—what purchased, and frhat soldi'nnd the exact state of your finances, Any person.'doing business without, a full knowledge.oft bis department, Is working in fhc dark. He Systematic— Herd we have dhc of llio first principles of successful agriculture. Let all tour transactions be conducted in a business* like manner. Take nbto-of-every operation whether you buy op sell, rcceiva or disburse, ■ «9W or reap, make, promise or bargain. .Todp (his, It will be necessary to, keep, a diary, and wo would say, do so, if for no,other object than as a ready means of comparison. ■ So Thorough .—Never halfdo anything yourself, nor permit yoijr men (o glide over their labors. "If it is.worlh uaing at all, it is worth doing well,** would prove a golden maxim to thousands 'of fanners if they would only adopt it as a portion of their creed, but exem plify its (cachings in their-dolly life. Away with these seratchers— men that go beneath the surface are the kind wanted. : Lcabe your Land in gdod heart .—Tt should bo tbeobjcctdf every tiller of tho soil to' leave his land in good condition after tho removal of n'qfop, and, at the, same lime, obtain as remu nerating relurnsaspoSsiblo. . This can bedohe only by husbanding all Uio sources of'fertility ! upon-(ho. form,-and ,adding thereto in every available planner.. This is the Alpha and Ome- | gb.6f progressive agriculture.. Never boast of 1 a-"bank account” if it is obtained at the ex- ; pehses bfyfluq farm. ‘ • : Sfu4y pour Srofcssion*-~li is not alone- thb energy -that wields.the spade or holds tho plow tlmt.insurbs success. There isa “higher law," the culture of the mind, and it must go hand in hand with the culture of tho soil. The rela* tipps of pcjcncc.lo- tho farmer's calling arc inti* mate. Good books arc aids in the attainment of knowledge, but, never put your faith to the ipse dixit of any individual—think, experiment and iydgp IbV yoUrself.' 'Stick tor the ‘Furhi.— Amid yotll* plahs far tho , future, never, for one moment,, harbor tho idea of bettering yopr condition by entering the ar ena of commercial life. Do r hot exchange a homo of quiet; 'enjoyment for the turmoil and illusion of a-city residence. Barter not sweet repose for,vlsi£ms til Icniply wallets,' nor let notes duo on.tho.morrow assume tho,prerog atives ofthc nlghtnyirO. very poor r corofaftcrs for Caro and anxiety'are tcsslittfo’rrtih'tics in the commcrcialAvOrld;- Stick tothe Farm, "What tbPHgh-hatdJabor' be the every day command* it-iq no.ldc, bcahhfuj nad conducive to Uia full , the whole moo. - ■ ,. Undcsthlspoptlon.iho editor ofdbo Ss(rj(t\ai I'clegraph spea^« ( ofClio “fraosflgumflon joffhe countenance of, the ttancorspcakifig mediums, while under the control of apiril Intelligence*,” npd argues llmftho face of tlio medium will have and spirituality of expression corros ptindingtotho nature 1 and lcfod Of Mo commu bleating fntelllggrqat •practical truth Mills suggestion, lloilcsty, imrify, dm) 1 loro lawAil physldldgy tirin 'fdclnl ex pression;' dityvy loro, fmpulso, sfUxllon,! and’ uVpjy.-ppwpr pfdctlvily, In the universe, Is‘ln'/ho conspint effort to express Itself out wardly In Ws Hue’and orderly fern). ■ . t f ATitßn pr Uattlksnakbs.— On tlio I*l ih I nJl.jfltrg, .Murrvll, ruhiijl/ig on .Hood’d Crook; IJlount , cpiinly, N...Q,,, killed n ralllonnalcd whioli dtMfiutcd fDOt 4 Inches In length, 20 ln oh«i nr'duritl th 6 body luCfil’Hacroen thb head; and having fangs opoinch üboVo and, dear; of thn floßij. Ills rntilon liild nearly nil‘decayed oij?y 3 blno hclng'/cf!,' wlilch’ wero irhltctsM nnd fnfl tff hplcb, ns It onion through by' Inaofcls,—- HP ww tjiought toj?o at 1/iQs^uqypafs old. ini- RJS'Mh ‘’lreland' llioyari lilrtilfg a uonsallorf owtnordlniiry folnnlp Qfo-SJjQ la.ilmwjifg crowds, of (ill «cc(d to listen trf uor oloqtionco. Hur Jlinir, eyebrows nmroyo*' msli’tfls firo AfrAoM'wUHi,' lior taco lpata,'M»l blio la onlylwontyvtwo years of ago... Mlip.lmpuiany to prpi\.c!» from alt parts .of Clio ctpm (ry/nn(l'byofi.fronf-Sr t btliuiil.! Sho udeopH fid ourtlily feo'ok* rllll .jotting.', .tfoptib din •well Who gbtd tb Jbea vfith a uca in his car. * KI/" Pu pch says; .that yycry : family pnght to keep a kiltcn tb 'amuse* the .children’. They should also kccp cbifdi > cn to ! amuso the kitten. i ttT* A philosophdr tfho had married a vulgar l but amiable girlJOscd t(t csUl.hqc /!*flrown;SiJix gar,** because, liegam,sbe tfwctt,b'ut uni Vcßncd.' tCT" A lawyer,’s .carriage JS,,(H)Iy a legal con veyance—and it is ; the stops at his‘door, who paysfor’thc orawThgfijV of it. * ' . .(C?* Sophistry is like (I window curtoin-4t pleases as an .ornnmcgt, but* its us'cji tbJcciiH tmttheligUL ’’ '' • ’-“ a :'7IZ ; OCT’A young lady Jwhecl has pine felloes attached’(o ii. it’g a pity .that a girl like her edn’t have’one. t ■ [CT* A California jpry in a <;uidde*Msclatcl j > found the following' verdict': “ We, the jnryi r find that the' deceased wfls^a^fool.” *••* '* • ■ [CT'Mrs. ffollyhopk thinks it "ratherquecr” tfiit llid rising pf afftllo quicksilver hi should tb’akc thd weather so awful hot.- . - i £'C» : IC7* Punch says, "a secret, -warranlccrlo keep in any climate, is a woman’s a'gc.V Xiof* rid Punch I - • '-. •* ""r, Willis calls the .nclbcr lifnbs of ladicd, “suppositions.” Yes..fhcycresuppospdlo' ho “ there or thereabouts.” • 1 “ (£7* Pulpcmickl.- says, a woman’s heart is ‘ the“most sweetest" thing in the world; in fact, a'perfect 'Aoncycoirtb—full of cells. : lid*' I dare. .>■ • i ' . [C/* I'fic Verdict of a rewnt CoropcPsjuVy, on a man'who died in a stale- Of. rncoration ■waS, “death oy bangi ng- -rouhd hVumshop.”- 0-7'Tbb Knoxville, Whig [s’ confident jtliat.' East Tennessee will he able to dell tWbnViirionS pf buShtlSOf whbat the steSorf- ■ ' [ty s*“lt" 5 *“It" is n solemn thing tobb married,” said Aunt Bethany.“ Ye?, Upt- a great deal{ solcrancrnot lo be,” said the Irtllo girl, her , niece.- . ~ , A popular writer, speaking of Ujo pip-, posed occamo-tclegraph, wonders jvbelhei* thd hews transmitted through salt water Would ltd fresh, t , ; ~ . • . . -(£7* “I&ytf, ,r fiafd'a cblortd individual.'dirt-1 cjosihg ft small. coffin which ho carried olondj,' Broadway under,his cloak—“ Boys, don’t laugh. •—it's tl futierffi. ” * . . \ * . (£/** Among the prominent bcqeVolcnt .ob-j jecis of the., day, perceive fhocblf for the, formation of a society for. the amelioration*of the condition of women with snoring bus-* hands.' • 1 : *. 'i r - ' A SPund Cnuncn.,—l think our churett* will last a good many years yet,’* iftid a wag-* gish’dcacon lo hla minister; “I ice the sleep-- era ate very sound.” ; ;■ , (C7 5 * As fortitude suffers not ’the mind lo Ixf' dejected with' dhy ct'ls, so - tempfcrancc suffers ft not lo.bc drawn'from honesty by ments.* r : * : v ‘ • •- *“ r - , * - I *' •* 7'icrfji o women of .Alhrtny hnfo commenced 1 to cut ‘thelh hair shorCliKOtnch: - ' *ttia next*’ /novc&cotof'tllg j M bo lcf‘ ralsO'Whiskcrsami toousiadhejf^ifctbey.catf. 1 -.'; i i (TT* The advice given an t rishnjaiv to tiS' English friend, 'on Introducing hirri Into aregd- * lar Tipperary Pow| tfad, •* Whtrlvofyflti see d * head, hit. 1 ' .-•1 / . •}..» ! • • IC7* The ccddr buslfc.4 samniWirig a hoiiec' In Bell county, Texas, recently look flrU,*hd * the house and the whole family of. six pfrSona t were destroyed. w , '. . u , (C7* The Hon. John- A.-Quitmdrt 4>«rf> VemOroimitcd, .without on posit bn. as iho Dqm. bcratlc candidate, for. Congress from thfc.fifuf* district of Mississippi.* ! -Ti'- • •*,, * StriLLofrrKO Pois6>f.-^U‘poi?toti should ix). swallowed accidentally, takeAvro; tablespoons.*} ful of ground mustard, mixed, in warm It wil\ operate as an instantaneous c’mfclio. , Pbr.T. tf/r.—ln the city of Kcobuk, lowa, all stranger*. remaining oyer thirty.days are SubJpCUo a (ax of two dollars, d’hich is dpplica to lofc improvements of the streets. O* One of-Walkcr’s men; who Inuf a Custa llica bayonet ot his breast, refused to' ask for, bfcrdy because Spdnlsh qdaftcrfl itro rio longer f given or taken. * • ' ’ . '• , iiiNP remit oiirit Bi;siN*KSa.—A ai-l tdmey asked a very worthy gentleman ( woB honesty? “ What,is that to you?" gala he:. ,*• meddle with thbsc things l?iat Crfiiccrn yotr most.”* UP* An office Kcckfcr, ifl 'Urging his claims, said that Ids-grandfather didn't light in thd llcvolutionary war, but hegticsswl life itould liav'o littd.l6. if ho had been ia the coiln(rfi£fc the . ilo wa3 ftpptjintcu. c - • , •• Tim Smith jVifir.i’.—tJnoof ih6 few imraoiM tal naflieff Is undoubtedly that of “ Smith- In England’ and .Wales, every year, -0588; Smiths arc born, 4014 Smiths die, 3003 Smithy, —determined (0 prcvfcnt tlic extinction’ol tfib' 1 ‘ ‘;nl * f '» wifi* of Montgomery’ living at Kislnton,>'(lrcerte' toumy. N.-Y., hot-longi since. presenlnl.hewbimband with three sons at, ia being thp third, occurrence of UlO, ( kind.hi three years. . ithe'phie'n’co ipnrnaj records tiio nmri dcr in that pity of Mrs. iVtlrich, ncorly‘Bo years' .of ago, and tup arrest of hot* 66¥fbmd daughter! tor the Unnatural trtino. In extreme .|)OT«ly, ftTip.-Chgaged, cpi^iii|ually T ...... ! . *fhdro w«ro 73 balttoS fought during lb& year 1855* with an ftv.WTKfc:.!?* 3 Of 1,000 inert .cOjOlu firofo lha» !>oo,ooosoldiers arc caljnmletf to have pcrishwl ‘ hy'disense knd battle*. Tiicr naltTcs ateragV tunro'lhafi'ono a’ week. - 1855* wife thus one of tbo'bloodied yedfs .-ill iftodctril 'history, 11 f , . - , •• . 'K7-X Co,tri-ln 01,10 has dcoKlcil lllalibtf loss of a rtvilrwul ticket falls, upon, the purchase cf. . It, heUI that,tho,.ticket befog by delivery, any ououickiug.up.tbo lost ticket' could riilp nppu. it. The. ticket fgem, haying sold a.ticket to the nlaint.Hr,.the latter*.was obliged, If be rode, Ip glvd If to U»r. . ' ‘ • ’/ ' ‘ ’ 11 71 r njr ,“Xou haven't opened ring the whole ac.ssian,. .conlplnim^ of ilic,to‘Hlab'ro (d Q ren/cs>ntabvo O;om the 1 siimotoVm 1 ‘‘Oh, yes. I hate, was there* siimcli - . . t [iy~'-Tha hist' diFcrlplioii of weakness wo have cvcrhcaj-ij, m.tbowagVquo* ry to his wife wljlu’alio Ravo I,lm so,no thin chicken broth, if she would Pol try to coax ll\o vlnckvnvmfo trough* the i:oup ou,M more. ' i .t ■ • id j’ r .. ’■ ■* }.