AMElf^N'yO® T TEER. ’ STOMBIO® *VBBt tmmBOAT HOBBIKO' • -r'-* ."■ 'TEBItBs *...'• ■ „ R^Mniwiorf.—OnQ pollar ond Fifty Cents, prW iii advance ; Two .Doltoro if paid within the yeSf and Two DollawThnd Fifty Cents,if not SaidVUWn;thdyoftr.,- These towns will be riff (dlT'twberod to irtorory instance.. Noaubscrip tion discontinued until all arrearages aro paid unless At the' option’d the Editor. * AiWitatißEjiEMTs—Accompanied by tho OA«ir, and not exceeding oho square, will bo inserted throb times for one Dollar, and twenty-five cods forsach additional insertion. Those of a great erdength In proportion. • JoD-PnmTino—Such as Hand-bills, Poating blUa/Pftmphlots, Blanks, Labels, &0., &c., exe cuted with accurary and at tho shortest notice. |Mtal Front ike Albany Jilas, - i POEM tOS, *DE-TIMES. it BOHEEODOOLi. OHA.** A stranger preached lost Sunday; And crowds of people came, To hear a two-honr sermon With a barbarous-sounding name j >Twas all about some heathens, Thousands of miles afar, Who lived in land of darkness, Called “Borrroboola Gha." Bo well their wants ho pictured. That when the plates were passed, Each list’nor felt bis pockets, And goodly sums were cast* * Tor all must lend a shoulder To push the rolling car That carries light and comfort To “Bortrohoola Gha.'* 'That night thoir wanta and sorrows Lay heavy on my Soul, And deep In meditation I took my morning stroll ; 'Till something caught my mantle Wllheagor grasp and wild, Add looking down with wonder, I saw a little child. A pale and puny creature, Id rags and dirt forlorn; What could sho want, I questioned, Impatient to bo gone, With trembling voice sho answered, **l7o live just down the street, And mammy she's o dyin', And wo'vo nothing loft to cat.” Down In a wretched basement. With mould upon the walls. Thro' whoso half-burled windows , God's sunshine never falls ;* Where cold, and want, ami hunger, Grouched near her as sho lay, I found a fcllow-croatuto, Gasping her life away. A chair, a broken table, A bod of dirty straw, A hearth all dark and cheerless— But those I scarcely saw 5 For the mournful sight before mo. The sad and slck’ning show— Oh, never had I pictured A scene so full of woe— The famished and the naked, The babes that pine far bread, Thu squalid group that huddled Around the dying bed; > • All this distress and sorrow Should bo In lands afar; Was I suddenly transplanted To “Borrroboola Gha?” Ah, lo I the poor and wretched Were closo behind the door, And I had passed them heedless A thousand tlmcS before. Alas for the cold and hungry That mot mo every day, While all my tears were given . To Che suffering far away r t There’s work enough for Christians Ip distant lands, wo know, Our Lord commands his servants Through all tho world to go, Not only for the heaihtn; This was his charge to them— Go preach tho word, beginning First ot Jerusalem.” Ot Christian, God has promised, Whoe’er to then bos given A enp ofptiro cold water, Shall find reward in IJoavon, Would yon secure the blessing, You need not Meek it tar; Go, find in yonder hovel, A «• Borrroboolu Glia,** Oswego, Doc. 5,185-1. ■fctllnnmis. m ONE CALICO DRESS. DY CAROLINE A. ROULB. ‘‘You were not hero yesterday,” said the gentle teacher of a little village school, as she placed her liand very kindly on the curly head ■' of one of her pupils. It was recess time, but ' the little girl addressed had not gone out to frolic away the ten initiates, nor even. left her scat, but sat absorbed in what seemed a fruit less attempt to make herself mistress of a sum in long division. Her face and neck crimsoned at the remark of her teacher, but looking up. she seemed some v what re-assured by the kind glance that mot jj her, and answered, “No, ma'am, 1 was not; I but sister Nellie was.” \ “I remember there was a little girl who call ed herself Nellie Gay, came in yesterday, but I did hot know that she was your sister. But why did you not come 1 You seem to love to study very much. ” “It wasn't because! didn’t want to,” was the earnest renly, and then she paused, and the deep rose flush again tinted the fair brow, “but —but," continued she, after a moment of pain- ful embarrassment, “mothercannot sparoboth of us conveniently, and so wo arc going to take k turns. lam coining to school one day, and w, sister the next, mid to-ulght lam to teach Ncl fla lie all I have learned to-day, and id-morrow. sho will teach mo all that she learns crc ‘ * 8 the only way wo can think •i blon g- ant * ' ro 'both want to study 60 to some time keep school '''*ljq YW| ' . cftrc mother, for she has to h ft /d to lake care of ue." ■' i M^ cri !l' no delicacy. Miss'M forcboro > *bg|d n a ° U lQ fVdd'jtoy further, but sot down ' 1! ‘ 'SEwhleh’iS. m a explained a rule v l* SS tho AwZu puzzlln s her young brain, • ■ b%You had iS? 11 Bum WM «wily J llnfihoi. teacher, an tt.UlU.Srt^SiSfc, t '-Vlsad rather not—l micht /» .... , at Ulu an§ watch tho^ca^ Wa ? S " C V P ec uHar tone in the voice ■ yjf,;ner pupil. os she Rad, “I micht ■'■'■Mtf&JP* M ' wn ? lcd ~TOW > l - It wna nothing but a ninopjnny -tomt-of a deep pink !mc, but it was very neatly had never yet been washed. And forking at it she remembered that, dur (iM,th/r1 ; /:y,; f .T TAKING IN A NATIVE. , ' Several years bgo there dwelt—and for aught 1 know there still dwells—an old Dutchman, on the lino of the Eric canal, very illiterate, but vofy fond of money, and, by, some chance or other, pretty well supplied with it. It was rumored, however, that he was not over scrup ulous, at times, how ho made it; and the fol lowing incident goes to substantiate the charge;' There came to his house, one day, an.awk ward looking individual, betraying, in every turn and gesture, that he hailed from whence wooden nutmegs and other Yankee commodi ties are brought into market. ‘How do, SquireT was Jonathan’s saluta tion, squirting a gill of tobacco juice inside the door, by way of a more definite announcement that he wah round, *Valk in, mine frient,! said the Dutchman,. In stalked Jonathan, pecking on ail sides, and finally settling his six feet—bo (ho same more or less—of flesh and bones in a chair by tho chimney corner. . ‘Sauirc/snid ho after a pause, prodnciqg a jack-knife, and chipping off a piece from, tho boot-iack that lay behind him ; ‘l’ve a notion, somcnow or t’other, to be arter gwinc to tho far west; but, darn my pictcr, if it ain’t a long way thar, and kinder guess I’m on the wrong track.’ And ho went on whittling, eyeing the Dutchman occasionally from beneath, tho half disjointed front piece to his plush cap. ‘You goesh vest, eh V exclaimed Mynheer; ‘veil, you ish on de right roat, my Went; have you got a hchenso to go vest V ‘License!’ cried Jonathan,, suspending his •whittling; *1 ain’t got tho first ono, and what’s more, Cap’n, I ain’t never beam of tho cussed thing afore, nuthcr.’ ‘Veil, veil,’ said the Dutchman, ‘dnt von’tdo at all. You mufiht have a lichenso to go vest, for because they von’t let you shottle out thoro without von.’ ‘How you talk !’ was tho Yankee’s ejacula tion, deeply concerned at this pieco of intelli gence. - , ‘Dat is dc truth, mino frient,’ pursued tho Dutchman; ‘but I have lichenses to shell— don’t you vaat to buy von V ‘Can’t dodge it no way, can ID replied the raw ono. ‘How much’lftho tarnotion critter come to V ho asked, producing a weazel skin in an alarming state of depletion. ‘Only two tollers, dat’sh all, mino g6ot frient,’ said tho operator, rubbing Ida hands and rising to receive the fee. ‘Wall, I support! I’ve got to do it, any how, Cap’n,’ remarked Jonathan, ‘shelling out tho pewter,’piece by piece, until*he had counted out into the Dutchman’s greedy palm two halves and four quarters, leaving a balance in the ‘weazio’ of three ‘York shillings,’ a dime, apd two ‘reds.’ ‘Down with the documents. ’Squire,’ he cried, shoving the skin into his breeches pock et, and rising. ♦Veil, mino good vcllcr,’ saidDutchy, ‘I ain’t got my spectacles, and .you writes, don’t you 1’ ‘Jest Use a school-marm, old chap,’ replied Jonathan. ‘Vcl, den, you‘writes von,’ said Mynheer, ‘for yourself, putting down your nom£, for to go vest and slysttlo tlieqe, and I’Jt shign itj— Como bp tho tables, misthor, and' X shall gives you pen and paper-' The writing materials wore procured; Jona than threw hia plush cap pn the floor, seized tho old grey goose quill in' the inkhorri, tried its point on his thumb-nail, and' crouching his head until his right car almost touched the paper, ho drew his tongno out its whole length and wrote. When he had closed the scroll, he threw himself bock in bis chair to scan tho pro duction and sec if it Was all right. •That’s the talk/ he cried at length. ‘These ar presents is to inform all it may concern as how Jeddydirc Dooscubcrry is hereby and hero in entitled to go to the far west, bo tho same more or less, and squat thereupon, for having paid mo in band the sum of two dollars, lawful currency, as license for so gwino west and squatting thar.’ ‘Dat’s it.’ exclaimed the Dutchman. ‘Wah Squire,’ ciied the Yankee, “put your fist thar. ’ Tho license man did as ho requested, .and signed his name to tho writing. ‘Jcddydiar,’ as ho called himself, took tho paper, folded it very carefully, os boys fold up a puzzle, and deposited it in his vest pocket, among an assortment of old ‘chaws’ of tobacco, gun-flints, matches and other articles too nu merous to mention. Then rising, ho exclaimed: ‘Squire, I’m muoh oblecgod to yo for this cro pieco of counsel, ' It takes a feller nine lives to keep track bf the new kinks that turns up in tho law. Good-byo to yo.’ •Goot-byo, goot-bye, cried tho Dutchman, and tho victim went off whistling ‘Yankee Doodle.’ A week had elapsed after the transa Jtion wo have just chronicled! and out Dutch acquaint ance had about forgotten it, when a merchant of the village colled upon him, saying: 'Mr. S.. if it is convenient, I should like this amount of tho order which you sent mo tho other day, and which I paid a man by tho name of Doosenberry.' ‘An ortcr!’ cried the Dutchman, utterly up set by tho demand, 'I never gives an ortcr to nopody.’ ‘But hero it is,’ continued tho merchant, {> reducing an order duly signed, requesting nm to pay ‘Jeddydiar Doosenbery’ twonty flvo dollars in goods. , Dutchy saw at a glance ho was irretrievably sold, paid up like & man, and never operated in licenses since. • Excellent Rkpauteb.—Tho Her. Dr. M!0 , minister of Douglas, in Clydesdale, was one day dialog In a largo party where the hon orable Henry Erakino and some other lawyers were present. A great dish of cresses being presented after dinner, Dr. M’C., who was ex travagantly fond of vegetables, helped himself much more largely than any other person, and as ho ate with his Angers, with a peculiar to* racily of manner, Mr. Erskino was struck with the idea that bo resembled Nebuchadnezzar in his state of condemnation. Uesblvcd to give him a hit for the apparent grdssncaa of his tasto and manner of eating, the Wit ■ addressed him with, ‘Dr. M'O., yo bring mo in mind of the great king Nebuchadnezzar ;* and the com pany were beginning to titter at the ludiccrous allusion, when the revemed vegetable devourcr replied, *Ay, do I ’mind yo o’ Nebuohadnczzcarl That’ll bo because Dm eating among the brutes l* (C7* Among the hits of gossip now floating in Paris, is one relating to a rich American, who wrote Midtio. do S ■ ,of tho opera, a tender episllo upon tiio back of a bank-note. Mdlle. smiled and sent a verbal reply, with tho apology that she was entirely out of noto paper, and would bo thankful to M. I' American to send her a quire or two of his. A good anecdote la told of an old moth odist preacher,'who rode a circuit a few years ago. While going to ono, of bis appointments, ho mot an old acquaintance, who . was one of tlio magistrates of the county. 110 asked tho minister why ho.dldn’t do as tho Savior did rido an ass. ‘Because, 1 said the divine, ‘the poodle have taken them all to taako magistrates “OUB OOUNTRT— MAT IT ALWAYS BS BIGHT OB WRONG, OUR COUNTRY. 1 ’ CARLISLE, :PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22,1855 • .....' ' ‘‘.’tV . The Double BQby-.pt tester. Wo stated a few toys sinfce.that a strange case of malformation had occurred at Lancas ter, in this State, and promised a mpre full de scription of the curious production, which we hoped to gain at the tanas cTsomoof our medi col friends. As they, from some cause or othcr.do not incline to occupy by _ their favor and kind ness, that I should now cto what' I was not re quired to do on the former occasion, to 'ascer tain tho limitations'upon tho right of instruc tion, or, to speak, perhaps with more perefsion, ‘the extent* of tlie duty of obedience, so far as concerns my present position. . And f have to say. sir, that tho circumstances in which tho ; power to pass theso resolutions originated con- ( stituto one of tho very eases which occurred to meat thditimo theso words of caution were , Spoken as restricting the obedience of tho rep- , rcscntativc. The practical question, briefly , stated, is this: Has a political party, whenev er it ascends to power, by whatever combina tions, the right to pass resolutions which its opponents in legislative trusts are bound to o bey, or, if prevented from obeying by their conscience or consistency, to resign their posi tion ? The consequence of such a rule of ac tion arc too obvious to need detailed examina tion, and too serious to bo incurred without pressing necessity. Into this body it would introduce changes, radically affecting its or ganization, and incompatible with tho objects of its institution os tho representative branch of the sovereignty of tho States. It would lose every characteristic of permanence, its members going out. year by year, os political fluctuations might transfer power from one par ty to another ; for at all times would U be easy to select questions for this process of removal, which no honest roan, of an opposite parly, could support, Sqmo of these are constitution al, and others scarcely 1 inferior to them in itn- J porlanco, involvingpointsof policy forming the * very landmarks of the debatable ground, where our struggles have always heretofore taken , place. That this power would be used, abused, ' indeed, for this purpose, no man will deny.— Tho excitements of tho post warn us as to what the future would bring with it; and that the disadvantage would bo the share of the de mocracy is certain, for it is well understood that in the creed of our opponents instructions carry with them neither tnoduty to obey nor tho obligation to resign. The two whig Sena tors who has occupied scatsln this body from Michigan, one of Uicm my immediate predeces sor, and tho other my colleague during a por tion of my lirst term of service, honorable and i distinguished citizens, both disavowed tho ob ligation on instructions, and both refused, at least in ‘one instance, to obey the expressed ' will of tho Legislature, conveyed to them by Its .resolutions. And I believe their views were in . Conformity with tho opinions of their party iu tho State. I am not called upon to discuss the general doctrine. All I seek is to explain why I ac knowledge tho obligations of the former in structions, and deny those of tho present.— j And when I deny tho power of tho ex- 1 isting majority of tho Legislature of Mich igan, composed as it is of political oppo nents, whoso efficient bond of union is antago nism to tho democracy, to instruct mo out of office, I feel that my object is accomplished.—j ; I presume there was not a member or the Gen eral Assembly whoso willis embodied in that document, who did not know that no, human . consideration would induce me to support the I measures which find such favor in their eyes., ' So far as respects myself, it was tho vacation of tho office that was hoped for. , Mr. President, strange doctrines are abroad, , and strange organizations aro employed to pro- ( mulgato and enforce them. Opr political history , contains no such chapter, in tho progress of our country, os that which is now opening. Tho grove questions of constitutionality and policy, which nave been so long.tho battle-cry of par. tics, are contemptuously rejected, and intoler ance, religious and political, finds zealous, and it may bo they wfil prove successful, advocates in this middle of tho nineteenth century, boast ing with much self-complacency of its intelli gence, and in this free country founded upon emigration, and grown prosperous and power ful by toleration. It is a system of proscrip-1 lion which would exclude tue first general who , fell at the head of an organized American army , —and nobly and gallantly did ho fall, whifo [ fighting for our inl&nt libcrtigs, under tho walls AT $2,00 PER ANNUM. NO. 37. of Quebec—from oil political confidence, be* cause ho happened to be born on the wrong side of tho Atlantic, and would exclude also the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Indepen dence from any similar token of regard, be cause ho was a Catholic, were these eminent leaders in our revolutionary causo now living to witness this appeal to local and sectarian prejudices. But Montgomery and Carroll went to their graves with the weight of no such in gratitude upon their hearts. Two great par ties, equally attached to the principles of our government, but differing upon many questions of administration, and alternately borne to power and driven from it, whether in place or out of it, watching each other with jealous scrutiny, present a wise and fortunate arrange ment for the preservation of freedom and for guarding against the abuse of authority. "Such nos been our condition, and well and wisely has its work been done. What new experi ment is needed 1 What more does this lately awakened 7d Pjieacueu.—When Samuel Davies was President of the Pnneoton College, ho vis ited England for the purpose of obtaining do nations for* the institution. George the Second bad a cariosity to hear a preacher from the ‘wilds of America.” lie accordingly attended, and was so much struck with the commanding eloquence of the preacher that he expressed hl» astonishment loud enough to bo heard halfway across the Church, in such terms os these: ‘IIo is a wonderful man! Why, bo beats my bishops J* Davies observing that the king was attract ing More attention than himself, paused and looking his majesty full in the face, gave him, in an cmpholic tone, the following, rebuke •When the lion roareth, let the beasts of the forest tremble; and when the Lord spcakelh, let the kings ofthe earth keep silence.’ The king instantly shrunk back in his scat, and re mained quiet during the remainder of the ser mon. The next day the monarch sent for him, and gave him fifty guineas for tho Institution over which ho presided observing at tho same time to his courtiers —‘lie is an honest man— an honest man.’—N. Y. Observer. O* I tyavo often occasion to .observe that a warm blundering man docs more for the \yorlil than a frigid wise man. A man who gels into the habit of inquiring about expedience and occasions, spepds his life without doing anything to the purpose. The slate of the world is such, and so much depends on action that everything seems to nay to every man, •Do something’—‘do it—-do it.’ If our Maker thought ib wrong for'Ad-' am to live single when there was not a woman on earth, how criminally guilty aro old bache lors, with the world full of pretty gvrl&i, Lot young men think, of this. BOMSCB OP THB tWM'OTf, ' Sanrni*; i' A Tow York letter writer makes tte tbllowi ‘log comments upontho, fallen Ibrtunoa'of tho celebrated Robert Schuyler j . 4 . . *« I passed the other day the Splendid mansion, of Mr. Schuyler, whoso stupendous frauds ard , sowell known; It was closed and apparently solitary, though his family still reside there.--- ; What a contrast a few months has apparently made in that family I Its glory is dim. Crowds r no longer assemble in the spacious parlors |, tho,-, < coaches of tho splendid and gay do not line tho . ( sidewalk 5 the brilliant lights and tho dashing company no longer alluro the crowd* to herd-;; around the curb stonor—all -is. solitude* But > what a lesson.does.this event teach! - , Mr. Schuyler had two characters. . In busi ness, on ’Change, at his rooms in tho Astor, ho ’ was known as the high-minded, honorable, sue i cossful,puro-mindcd’man, ono of whom New - ,. York was proud, ono whom abo delighted to honor. Now come With mo Into one of the least '■ protending streets in New York.' This house is as unpretending os tho street. Mr. Spicer , lives hero.. Lot us enter. Mrs. Spicer and fa mily of children, fromnlnotcon years and under, *. compose tho household. n It is said to bo a sin-.. gular family. Mr. Spicer is a singular man.—- No one ever sees him. • The butcher, the milk- •; man, tho landlord, don’t kriow’blm. Mrs.’Spi-' cor does all tho business. Mr, Spicer cotaosini'■ late 1 he goes away early in the morning. l ' Ho is a business man; ho has so much busi ness that ho is never seen In his family. Kemairi > there day and night, and you vyill never scoMr. . Spicer. Tho daughters become young ladies. They arc well cdocated. Thoy go out into so- , doty, but no one knows theiFfather. Mr. Spi cer’s name Is not in the business directory. So havo this family lived for twenty years In tho.. heart of New York! At length the elder Miss . Spicer Is engaged to a most worthy roan. It is needful to gain the confidence of Mr. Bplcor, that tho marriage may take place, • ; A time Is appointed and tho expectant son-ln law is placed faco to face with Mr. Ho ‘ is told by tho father himself that his name is not. - Spicer, but is Mr. Schuyler; that tho mother of* his daughter la not a wife; bnt if thq*daughtcr Is taken in marriage, tho mother shall bo wed ded. Tho double act Is conMimmated \ tho veil Is removed, New York is agitated for a moment'' by tho disclosures; an elegant house is taken' on Twenty-second street, and tho family, fa, launched on the wave of fashionable Ufo. * All! tho world knows tho sequel. With so rotten *'-’ foundation, how could (ho superstructure stand? 1 Thors, tub Millionaire, at Saratoga,—A correspondent of tho Mobile Tribune, dating from Saratoga, gives tho following' sketches of* on American princo t << Thorn, to whom I refer, has made a lion of. himself by indulging in extravagances and cc-'. contricUies. Ho is tho man'who so eclipsed tho Emperor of Franco in the splendor of“hiSi ■ turn out.* Do Is said to have driven four span of horses, richly caparisoned, to tho moat splep- . '< , did carriage In Europe. Tho Emperor, nhwil-' ling that any ono should go in better stylo than’ himself, ordered him to appear no more in tho; streets of Paris with the aforesaid establishment. Bis party consists ot his wlfo, two daughters,- beaux, attendants, pages, maids, grooms, &c. !■ witnessed, a low days since, tho ceremony of their preparation to rido. Five steeds and a carriage, with a groom and drivers, In finest liv ery to each, were first presented opposite tho. United States Hotel. Next came tho party, with their maids and attendants, Abeautllhl. mahogany bay horse was first led up, whereupon, grooms and servants took their position to per-, form the feat of mounting the fair Miss to her saddle. She placed her foot in tho white glov ed hand of tho groom on tho left Bldo, who, gracefully placed her in tho saddle, .while on’ their righfatood another ready to catch the jew- 1 a olif, perchance, it should drop that Then * came the maids to adjust tho riding dross, and place her foot in tho stirrup. This and similar ceremonies with her sister being accomplished, the beaux and attendants mounted, tho old folks ascended their carriage, and off they put as if , to a funeral. This ceremony must have taken a half hour—long enough, I heard an Alabama t girl remark, for a southern party to havomoun * tod and taken a respectable ride. I forgot to ? note, that after tho adjustment of tho young la c dies’ dresses, reins, fico., the horses were sngar ‘ od (fed) from tho hands of tho grooms, which, - 1 suppose, was to sweeten their gnlta and spirits 1 for the oVebiog’s performance,” A Merited Redder,— The English paper* have uttered tho most dolorous complaints abous tho barbarity of thoßussions In firing upon their own cavalry, as well as upon that of tho allies at tho battle of BakklaVa. According to the no* tional morality of John Boll,an actso attro clous should disgrace Russia In tho eyes of all good people, forever. Tho Boston Courier' gives them a brief extract from history. - I f any of tho advocates of tho allies, and de nouncers of Russia, will tarn to tho third chap ter ofthe Itfo ot General Nathaniel Grech, by tV. Gilmore Simms, they will And that at tho battle of Guilford, which was tongbt between Green and Cornwallis, when tho British Guards were (n full retreat before tho American cavalry, and tho battle was nearly won, Lord Cornwallis saw that there was hnt.ono thing ho coold do to save tho day, and hurrying on the bill on which McCloud had posted his artillery, he gave tho terrible order to repel the progress of the Amai rlcan cavalry by pouring out torrents of grapo upon tho Held. Every storm of bullets swept necessarily through tho ranks of friends and toes. Ills own guard must led the stotm' a 4 heavily as their adversaries. Nevertheless, be gave tho order. “It Is destroying ourselves,** said ©’Harm. “ That Is true," said Cornwallis^ « but It (a unavoidable.” Tho expedient was fatally successful. It repelled the American cavalry. and it rescued tho victory from their clutches. About ono half of tho splendid bat tfllllon of tho Guards was swept to ruin In tho Qtorm —cut to pieces In'tho open day, by thb guns of their own army. Fast Suavibo.— “ Three brothers, hearing a remarkable resemblance to ono another, and In tho habit of shaving at a barber’s shop in Oliver Bt. A few days since ono of the brothers en tered tho shop early In tho morning and was duly shaved by a German who had been atworfc In tho establishment for ono or (wo days,, About twelve o’clock another brother camo lb and un derwent d similar operation at tho hands of an other person. Ip the evening a third brother made his nppeartnee, when tho Gortoon drop, pod tho razor In astonishment, and exclaimed t .1 Veil mine cot, vat a booplcsf dat man has the fastest poard I over saw. I shaves him ta dla moruln, anodor shaves him at dinner times, and becomes pack zuU his poard solong as it never was.” A correspondent of tho Homo Journal in A notice of a wedding ho had recently attended, gives an amusing account oi tho discomfiture of a beau in an attempt to got tho upper hand of a young girl, whom, from herdown cast oyos, and unprosumlng.dctuoanor, ho doubtloss thought a fair butt for his pointed wit. • ■ ' « Do you know what 1 was thinking of all tho time during tho ceremony f‘* eald ho. / , “No, sir| whatl** . “ Why, I was Mossing my stars that I was not tho bridegroom.”, 1 *< And suppose tho bride was doing thd oamo thing,” rejoined his fair antagonist. , , . The beau said no more to her, that evening. (£7*At a lato ball In Balilmoro, u gentleman having danced with a young lady whosoftltrnc tlons, both personal and conversational, seemed to have made an impression bis sensibilities, asked, on loading her to a scat, if ho might have tho pleasure ofioolag her on thofollowjogdayf »< Why, no, eir,” replied (ho fair onoi * { l shall bo engaged to-morrow evening} but I’ll toll you when you can sco mo.” , ‘ ■ . <*l shall ha most happy,” exclaimed 'tho stricken swain. ' * ■ t “ Well, on Saturday night,” resumed tho la-, dy, “ you can see mo at tho foot of Marsh’s mar. ltd, selling cabbages.” • • K7* A Indy acquaintance Bays tho flrat tlmo she was klpaod by a “feller,” sbo felt Hkeahlg tub of tubus swimming In honey, cologuo, hut meg, and blacklrarrlos. She also 101 l ta.lf something was running through her nerves.on tod of. diamonds, escorted by moral little ctu j plds In chariots drawn by, angels/shaded by ho | uoy-suckles, tho whole spread over with molted Intabows! *