American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, January 11, 1855, Image 1

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, joß«PnisTiiiar-Suol\ as Hand -Bills, Posting
Bills, Parnpblpfai BlanlmyLabolß,&Ci,'&Q.> exe
cuted Withaccuracy and at the shortest notice.
|6nrtiral;
'Jfrroih ikt-XjWtUvillt Tourndl, ’ , r
AWiVAWAY. 1 TVlin THE bbidai. veil.
l!" 0 ' W'iiinf'A. 1 - heeve's.
’’v? 4 * "*•>"
■ And tlio prango garland tuir, , _.V ,
For the smooth young broi ls cold and palo
, ' That wo destined these to wear. ‘ '
AUd'the slender form Is still and low,
Which tee thought would he thismight
Arrayed in those robes of spotless snow
And docked with thdse jewels'bright. ■
Wrap,her; form’!* l the winding sheet,.
Aril'a rosorbud white shall rest -,
{Of her own puro lifa an emblem sweet)
Oa her cold and pulseless breast. ‘
tier punriy, Iricka' wo will leave its ff 60
As in by-gone days,
tyhen she.tossed them back in girlish glee
fair and smiling face.
DhV.ihcaaway,with,the bridal veil
And- the orange garland fair,
Fop tho smooth young brow is cold and pale
■That we destined those to wear.
•Arid the crimson Up grid eye of blue
. ;Ko longer oflovcmay sponk,,.
Amdigbnc is tho. trembling, wild-rose hue
■That played qa her pearly cheek.
The angel bands in the world above
Have welcomed a sister homo,
And bright-ls she ,In that land of love,
Where tho ills of earth ne’er come.
Away, away with tho flashing gems
And.tho bridal robca of white,
For hot brow is girt with a diadem,
-And her robes nro liko tho light.
But tbero ls one whowiU'aoo her rest'
In her silent .beauty there,
With speechless woe in his aching breast,
And a look of ronto despair.
Uo will Como with joyful heart to claim
His lovely, and. youthful bride?
lIq.MII go again, but not as he' came
Wllhasoulof joy.and pride. .
lie will go with a weary, weary heart
To mourn far tho treasure tied,
To bear in his breast grief’s poisoned dart.
And wish that ho, too, wore dead. k ,
Oh, joy for tho young bride, pure and bright
‘ With tho angol legions blest.
But woo for him on whoso soul tho blight
Of a mourner’s grief doth real. -
jfc'tllanmis,
AN ADVENTURE IN A TUNNEL
A PERILOUS POSITION.
: /:h' A frightful accident which occurred n few
weeks kincb to some of the workmen employed
in Moor Tunnel, on the Lancas
• VS? * ter and Yorkshire Railroad. England, reminds
iC «a pfairadvcnturo, as related to the editor of
lilitaXJook’s Journal, not long ago, by ti per
son ia the employ* 6f.the telegraph company.—
He bad been engaged in the inspection and re.*
pairof the telegraph wires and their fixings,
which are subject to many accidents, and ro
■ quire constant looking after to insure their in
tegrity and efficiency. Even when carried
- through tunnels, in gutta percha costings cm*
bobbed In leaden tubes, they ore liable to acci
dents from passing wagons, or, in winter, from
lumps of ico falling down thesides of the shafts
and damaging the tubes. It appears that one
day the door of a coal wagon had got loose in
the long tunnel of the railway, and dash
ing back against the sides ol it, had torn the
tubes, and even cut across the wires in many
" places. The telegraph, was, therefore, broken;
it could not be worked, and several workmen
• were sent into the tunnel, to execute the ncocs-
' sary repairs. The person who related the fol
' . lowing adventure acted in the capacity of in
, c , ancotor, and it was necessary for him to visii
tno .workmen, ascertain the nature of the dam l
ngo liad been done, and give directions or
*- tho spot ns to the repairs, the necessity for com
ptcUn'g brhich was of the greatest urgency.
.. *1 know Very well,’ said he, 'that the tunnel
;;$sL was of- great lengch—rather more than two
‘ ‘ tn^ca long—aud that tho workmen, who set
in tho morning from tho station nearest.
, x entered it by its south end; so I detor
’ to follow and overtake them, which I
' i/ihould doubtless be able to do somewhere in
1 tunnel, where they would bo at'work. I
* :ifM accompanied, by a little dog which trotted
bphind at my feet. After , walking about a
mile, I reached the entrance over which frowned
Ihoefllgy of a grim lion’s head, cut in stone.
*Thero were, as usual, two lines of rails—the
tip lino and the down lino; and I determined to
Walk along the former, that I might see before
. the approaching lights 6n any advancing train,
Which t. should take care to avoid by stepping
on (6 the opposing line of rails, at thesamotime
that I should thus avoid being run over by any
train coming up behind from the opposite di
direction, and which 1 might not see in lime to
avoid, I had, however taken the precaution to
ascertain that no train was expected to pass
along tho upline, over which I was then pro
ceeding, for about two hours; bull was aware
it could notbo depended on, and therefore I rc
,X solved to keep a good look-out ahead. Along
the down lined knew that a passenger tram
' ;,-$7 was shortly to pass—indeed it was now due—
,: l butby keeping tho opposite line of rails, I felt
' , I was safe so far ns that fnpt was concerned.
•'4 ‘I bad never boon in n tunnel of finch length
.."as this before, and I confess' I felt somewhat
1 when llio light which had accompn
mo Bo 1C France, began to grow
’.'fttntcr and fainter. After walking for ft short
:4WancQ,,r proceeded on in almost total davk
'■Wlli Behind mo there wna the distant light
» m at tho tunnel’s mouth, before me,
‘penetrable darkness. But by wajk-
I’ w Sht line I knew that I couldn’t mhp
and tho rails between which I walk
rmcu l occasionally, touched with my
ca to keep mo in the road. In a short
uiftblo to discern a seeming spot of
i 8 r *dually swelled into a broader
ut a till a great distance before mo, and
lio light to bo tho opening of nearest
\ ««|r;lt was ft mere glimmer amidst the thick
WJffjdtoOSt palpable darkness wliich envelope)
on. I heard my dog panting
at raft heels, and tho Bound of my tread ro-cchq
edjmij tho vaulted roof. Sava these sounds,
pe3®l silence, reigned. When I stood still to
■ 11*6$, i heard distinctly tho* loud beating of
, my-hcart.
'—A Startling thought Buddcnly occurred to
„ TOV'What if a goods train should suddenly
thro' tho tunnel along tho lino bn which
proceeding, while tho passenger train
■' '.fcbwfluo, camo on in theopnositodirection. I
' hjsd.'not thought of this before: and yet I was
.•wirothat the number of casual trains on a
/IftiU-frcqucntcil railaoud. is very considerable
■ particular seasons. Should I turn back—
/roach. tho mouth of tho tunnel again, and wait
till tho passenger tiftiu had passed, (when I
• could then follow along tho down lino of rails,
.n /.'Va* T./.
Introrttn
BY JOIIN B. BRATTON.
: ;4l.
knowing that no,other train whs likely to-fol
lowit for atlcasthalf on hour.*'* •' * * r: !
•*But theshaft down which the light faint
ly streamed; was nearer'to mo than the mouth
of the tunnel, and I resolvedi therefore* to make
for that point, where there,'waSi'l knew, ample
room'outside of both lines of rail to candle mo
to- stand in safety nntil the 1 dotm train had
passed. ;SoI strode 6n. : But a low hollow. ,
murmur, arfif of remote* thunder, and then a
distant scream which seemed to * reverberate
'along tho.lunnql, fell upon my cars—doubtless
the passenger traid which I had been expect
ing entering the tbnnds rotuUh. - But looking
ahead'at the'sameHimc,' I' discerned, thro’ the
gleam of daylight at the bottom of the shaft
towards which I was approaching, what seem
ed a spark of fire, vlt moved; Could it be ono
of thelaborer* of"whom I was in search? It
increased. For an instant Ilost it. -Again!
This lime it looked brighten ; A moaning,
tinkling noise crept along the floor of the vault.
I stood still with fear, for the noise of thO train
behind me was rapidly increasing, and turning
ah instant in that direction, I observed'that it
was in full sight. I could no,, longer disguise
from myself that I stood full in the way of an
other'train; advancing from' the opposite di
rection/- The light before me was the engine
lamp. Itwas now brilliant as-a glowing star,
and the roar' of the wheels of the train was
now fully heard amidst the gloom {-for It came
on with a velocity that seemed, to.mo'lerrifflc.
“A thousand thoughts coursed thro’my brain
on the instant.. I was in the way of the mon
ster. and the next moment might be crushed
into bleeding fragments. 1 ;; Thb.cnglnc was al
most upon me! I saw tHo-gleaming face of
the driver, and the glow of the furnace flashing
its lurid light far along the lower edge Of the
denso volumes of steam, blown from the engine
chimney. ‘ In an instant IVprostrated myself
on my face, and lay there; without the power of
breathing, as I felt the crigine and train thun
dering over me. The low-hung ash-box swept
across my back ; I felt the heat of the fUrnacc
as it flashed over me, and a glowing cinder was
dropped near my hand : but I durfit’not'niovc.
I felt na if the train was crushing over me.—
The earth vibrated and shook, and the rods of
the wagon wheels smote into my cars with a
thunder which madenio fear their drums would
crack. T clutched the earth, and would have
cowered and shrunk ifalo it if I could. There
was not a fibre of my body that did not foci
the horrors of the moment, and the drcadfulncss
• of the situation. But it passed; With a swoop
and a roar the break-man, the last in the train,
flew over mo. When I raised my head and
looked behind, the red light in the tail was al
• ready far in the distance. As for the passen
ger train, U had also passed, but I had not
hoedodit; Iho’.ithad doubtless added to the
tcrrifllc noise which for some time stunned me.
“I rose up and walked on, calling upon my
dog.' But no answer—not eo much as a whine.
1 remembered its sudden howl. It must have
been crushed under the wheels of some part of
the train. It was no use searching for Irby lit*,
tlocomnnion, so I proceeded, anxious to escape
from the perils of my situation. I shortly
reached the.shaft which Iliad before observed.
There was ample room at either sidcof the rails
to enable me to rest there in safety. , But the.
place "was Cold n’nd datnpT ftifd alrcanfeof Wo-'
ter trickled down' the side of it. I resolved,
therefore, to, goon upon the doten line; but
the tunnel being now almost filled With smoke
ond steam of (he two engines which had just
passed. I deemed it prudent to wait fora snort
time until the road had become more clear, in
ease of any o'.her (rain encountering me in any
farther progress. The smoke slowly eddied up.
the shaft, and the steam gradually condensed
until T considered the road sufficiently clear to
enable mo to proceed in comparative safety. I
once more, therefore, plunged into the dark
ness.
*• I walked on for nearly half an hour, grop
ing my way? tny head had become confused,
and my limns troubled under me. I passed
two other shafts, but the light which they ad
mitted was so slight, that they scarcely seem
ed to do more than make the “darkness visi
ble.” I now supposed that I must have walk
ed nearly the whole length of the tunnel: and
yet it appeared afterwards that I was only half
way thro* it. It seemed like a long day since
I had entered. Hut by and by a faint glimmer
df lights danced before my eyes ; and as I ad
vanced, I saw it was the torches of the work
men. and I soon heard their voices. Never
were sight and sound more welcome. In a few
minutes more I had joined the party. But I
fcltqulte unmanned forthe moment; and I be
lieve, sitting down on one of the workmen's
tool-boxes. I put my hands over my eyes—
really could not htlp it—and buiot into tears.
AfKODOTB OF TtiRVeKUOF CatVF.nLASD. —
The following anecdote is related of the Duke
of Cumberland, brother to George the Third,
who commanded the English at Fontenoy and
Cnlloclin. On one occasion the Duke noticed
the distinguished and honorable conduct of a
SLiartermastcr-ficrgcant, who had risen from
ic ranks, and he made him, as a reward, a
present of a commission in his regiment, lie
was received at his mess, not With congratula
tions on his promotion, but with coolness and
unkindness. lie immediately spoke to the
Duke, and told him he was not satisfied with
his charge, from the way his 1 brother officers
looked upon him, and he would prefer being
reduced to his former position. The Duke re
quested him to attend the--next morning’s pa
rade, and there. his grace walked arm-in-arm
with Che late quartermaster-sergeant in the
most friendly way befbre the whole regiment,
much to the chagrin, but perfectly 'to the cure,
of the “members of the mess.”' Therefore, the
once despised was received with courtesy and
respect’; Others in command might, by,their
example, rule the conduct of those under.them
by a like rebuke.
££y" Mrs., Partington is still alive and kick
ing. Tho breaking of banks. douT appear to
impair the old lady’s good humpr in tho least.
Hear her bn the. spiritual doctrine of Free
Love; , -
“As to free love dootoringB,”aAidMrs. Part
ington, “wo don’t know 'much about ’em, but
it seems to mo they nccd'nt cause much fear
where any lovo exists at all. Where hearts
beats responsible to each other, and where they
arc mouldered together by early love and plen
ty of children, depend upon it, no frcolove doc
tarings can do ’em any ntwin.” The old lady
stopped hero, like ft Cnclsca ferry boat at the
dron, stirred,her too,slowly, looking vacantly
at the picture of tho corporal, the model of
military political and conjugalconstaiioy, while
Ike tested the cut’s sternutatory powers by fil
ling her nose*with pulverised bread crumbs.
(C7*Thc St.TjOuis Republican says that a
few days ago, a man and his wife, in that city,
were engaged In arranging a separation. ', I’ho
principal'adficulty was tho baby, which tho
woman tearfully bogged to bo allowed to keep,
while the man angrily rcfhifcd. At length, the
wife almost, throw the child iqtp tho husband’s
arms, and exclaimed, ‘Take it, I can soon have
another!’
Taking babies to churoh is rightly term
ed r “crying sin.”
v *
TEE DID COTTAGE CLOCK.
OTi, tho’old, old clock,, of tho'houseliQld stock,
' Was tho brightest'thing arid neatest?'
Its handfi though'old, had a touch of goldjT-'
And its chimo rang still the sweetest, / >
’Twas mrionltor too’, though its words wriro few,
: Yet they lived though nations hltered } ;
And Its voice, still strong, warned old & young
When tho voice ;of friendship faltered.
; “Tick,”- “tick,’* it said—''‘quick, quick to bed,
For ten I’vo given warning j •
Up, up and go, or else, you know,
s Y ou’ll never rise soon in the morning.”
A friendly voice was that old, old clock.
As it stood In tho corner smiling,
And blessed tho time with a mOrry'chime,
Tho wintry hours beguiling? •
But a cross old voice was that tiresome clock,
As it called ot day-break boldly,, -■ - .
When tho dawn looked gray o’er the misty way,
And the early air,blow coldly ?, ,
‘‘Tick,” “tick,’.’ out of bed,
For five I’ve given warning? -
You’ll neverhavo health, you’llnever got wealth,
Unless you’ro up soon in tho rooming.’* •
Still hourly fho sound goes round and round,
With a tone that ceased never; •
While the tears are shod forjttajirlght day* fled,
. And the old friends lost forever, -
Its hearts beat on, though hearts aro gone -
That warmer beat and younger ;
Its hands still movo, though hands we love
Aro clasped on earth no longer.
‘•Tick,” “tick,” it tho churchyard
bed, , ■ • v
Tho grave hath given warning-^
Up, up, and rise, and look to Iho’sklcs,
Aid prepare for a heavenly morning.” 1
A FOUTBNATE KISS.
Tho following little story ty Mfos Bremer, is
famished to SarfotV* Magazine. For Its truth
and reality, she says she will bo responsible;.
In tho University ot Upsala,ln Sweden, lived
a.young student, a lonely, youth, with a groat
love for studies,.but nithout tho means Of pur
suing them. Ho was poor, and. without connec
tions. • Still-ho studied, living’ in great poverty,
but keeping a cheerful heart, and trying not to
look at the future wliibU looked so grimly at
him. His good hnmoraud good tpiaHtfcß made
him belbVcd by his young comrades. ‘ Once ho.
was standing with some of them In the great
square of Upsala. prating away an hour of lei
sure, when the - attention of the'young men be
came arrested by a very young and elegant lady,
who, at the side of an cldorly one, walked slowly
over tho place. It wasthedauphtcrof the gov
ernor of Upland, living in tho city, and tho lady
was her governess. She was generally known
for her beauty,and her goodncss.and gentleness
of character, and was looked-upon with great
admiration by the students. As the young men
now stood gazing at her as she passed on like a
graceful vlslop, one of them exclaimed: • |
/‘Well,lt would he worth something to have
• a kiss from such a mouth.”
The poor student, the hero of our story, who
was looking intently on that pure and.angelic
face, exclaimed, as If by inspiration, “Well, I
think 1 could have It;” •
“What,” said his friends In a-chorns,- “aro
you crazy t do you know hor ?”
/. “ Not at all,” he answered;“ but I think she
I ftskcd^ieA”
’•* What, In this place, before alt our eyes V fl
“In this place, before your eyes.”
“Freely?” ,
“ Freely.: ,
‘ “Well, lf she will give you ttkißS-lu that man
ner, I will give you a thousand 'dollars,” ex
claimed one of tho party.
“Audi.” “And 1,” cried three or four
others j for It so happened that, several rich*
young mon were In tye group, and bets ran high
on so Improbable an event | and'tho cliallcngo
was inado and accepted in less time than we
have taken to relate it.
Our hero—my authority fella not whether he
was handsome or plain; I have my peculiar rea
sons for believing that ho was rather plum, but
singularly good-looking at tho same time—our
hero walked off to meet tbo young ladyyApd.
said: “M'n/rolein,my fortune Is in your hurupV
She looked at him Irf astonishment, hut arrested
her steps. Ho proceeded to state his name and
condition, his aspirations, and related simply
and truly what had passed between him and his
companions. Tho young lady listened atten
tively, and when ho ceased to speak, sho said,
blushing, hut with great sweetness? “If by so
little a thing so much good can be effected, it
would bo foolish in mo torefnso your request?”
and sbo kissed tho young mnn publicly In tho
open square.
Next day tho studtßt was sent for by tho gov
ernor. He wanted to see tho man who had dared
to ask a kiss from his daughter In that way, and
whom ehohad cpnaontcdto kiss so. Ho received
him with a severe and scrutinizing brow,butaf
ter an hours’ conversation, was so pleased with
him, that he offered to let him dine dt Ida table
during Ids studies nt Dpsala.
Our young friend how*'pursued Ids studios In
a manner which soon made Idm regarded as tho
most promising student at the University. Three
years woro not passed after tho day ot (lie first
kiss, when tho young man was idlowcd to giro
a second one to the daughter of tho Governor,
as ills intended, bride.
Ho became, later, one of tbo greatest scholars
In Sweden, ns much respected for Ids learning
as for his character. His works will onduro
forever among tho works of science.; and IVom
lids happy union sprang a family well known In
Sweden tho present day, and whoso wealth of
fortune and high position In society ore regard
ed as small things compared With its wealth ot
goodnuss and love.
Lifr.—The editor of tho Newark Mercury
sagely remarks that life is made up of change.
’ A' moment ago a patch of sunshine rested like
o smile upbn our paper, And everything around
was bright 5 now the pflko is. overcast, .by u
shadow, and the street without looks dull ami
dark. So in'the affairs of Life, To-day, Hope
slhgsat out 1 path, and tho Bow of Promise spans
it as an arch of gold. To-morrow, Disappoint
ment sits within tho heart, and lowering skies
fall like the tresses of angels around us. There
is nothing steadfast in this life—no anchor ihdt
is immovably fixed in tho sands of Time. The
waves of Ohanco and Circumstance are stronger
than all tho cables of Love or Interest’, or Hope
—and our barques drift forever about upon
them, like lost souls wandering unceasingly
upon tho banka of the Styx. Life is full of
vicissitudes and change, even as tho sea is full
of pearls. Happy is that man who can adopt
himself to circumstances, for with him there is
neither sunshine nor shadow, but n lemnered
brightness that can bo compared only with tho
rays of twilight when tho sound ol bells is on
the ojr, rests upon him continually.
(CTMjOsI yesterday,somewhere between sun
rise and ■ sunset, two golden hours, each Bet
with*sixty diamond minutes.- No award is
offered for they arc gone forever.
XT A young man without money is like the
steamboat without fuel. Ho can’t go ahead.—
Among the ladies ho is like the moon on a clou
dy nigut—ho can’t shine.
I Xy* A Schoolmaster asked one of his boyfl,
ia a cold winter morning, what was the Latin
word for cold. The boy hesitating a little. the
master said, ‘What, sirrah, can.t you tell* ■
*Ycs, sir/ said tho boy, ‘X have at at my
ends**
“obr ooosinV— AtwitSßr hiarir. on wno.vo, mm oobnmit.”
CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 1855
ABMDTJPijfi&TOM.
Tho 'most bea\it® nT»'d;Attectlng Ihcldei»t wo
knoiK assoclated wlth a sblpwrcclr,’js tbo fol-
lowing
c ,! The. <jrOavonor,an E aal Indiaman, homoward
boundj-goes ashore on thododst of Caffraria.—'
It is resolved that tbo. officers, passengers, and
crew, in: number l bnO.'buhdred and.forty-five
souls, shnU endear Jo penetrate, on fodt,a
cross trackless deserts liflbstcd by wild beasts
and cruel savages, toj-thotJutch settlement at
the Capo of Good Hopfl*Wlth this forlorn ob
ject before them, they flnftlly separated into two
parties, never more.to mecton earth.'
There, is a solitaryiChikb among tluv passen
gers, a littlo boy seven-years old, who’ has no
relation tfierbl and when the first party is mov
ing away, be cries after some member of it who
, has been* very kind to him;*. The crying-of a
child might ho supposed thing Jo men in
such groat extremity, but It touches thorn, and
ho ,-ls immediately-,taken into that detachment,
Irdra whlqU.tlmo.forth this child is sublimely
made & sacred, charged /lie Ispushed on a little
craft across broad rlvcra.hy the swimming sail
ors ; they .carry him hy_Xtia>3 -through tbo deep''
sand and long.grass;>o patiently'walking at all
other, times j -ho.,Bhares Vjlth such putrid fish as
they find-to oat j,.they lie down and wait for him
when the rough carpenter,'who becomes his es
pecial ft-iond, lags behind.*,.. Beset,by lions .and
tigers, by savages,,.by;.thirst and hunger, by
death in a crowd of ghastly shapes, they never)
—oh, Father of all mankind, thy name blessed i
for it! —forgot this., child* ; Tbo captain stops
exhausted, oud'his faithful coxswain goes back !
and is soon.to sit down.by bis side, and neither
oftho .two shall bo anymore beheld until tho
groat last day ; but, aSthja rest go on for their
lives, they take tbo them. The car.
pen*' " ** ’ 1
pouter dies of polsopouaberrics eaten in star
vation ; and tho steward, succeeding to the com
mand of tho party, succeeds to tho sacred guar,
dianshlp of tho child. «r
God knows all h$ doogibrtlio poor baby. Ho
cbecrfhlly carries him Inlf-fe arms when ho him.
self Is weak’,and llli -how, he feeds him when fcc
himself Is griped with wjint; how ho folds his
ragged jacket around him, Jays his little warm
face with a woman’s tenderness updn his sun
burnt breast, soothes hini'-ln his sufferings, sings
to him as ho Ijmps along hnmlndful of Ills own
parched and bleeding feclv ,
Divided for a few days from tho rest, they dig
a grave in tho sand and bpry their good friend
tho cooper—those two companions alone In the
wilderness—solitary wilderness —and tho time
edmes when’they are bt*th 111, and beg their
wretched partners In despair, reduced and few
In nOmbenl)6w,'to watt by them’ one day. They
wait by them One day s they wait by them two
days. - Oh;tbe morning of tho third theymoyo'
very softly abdutdn .making their preparations
fortbo resumpfithief thelr-joumey, for tins child
Is sleeping by'the tlro,.ohd it is agreed wlth-ono
consent that, ho shall disturbed until tho
last-mordcnt, Tlid moment comes; tbe flrois
nnd tho child is dead. • . ■ *
HU falthftil friend, the steward, lingers but o
’Hie while bohlnd bini..' His-grief is great.—
Ho staggara on for a few days, down in the wll:
derncßS, and dka. Bntlie shall ho reunited In
his Immortal spirit—wJiftjCan doubt It ?—rwlth
the child, whero ho and IJtn poor carpenter shall
bo raisednp with the wotjla, “Inasmuch ns ye
have done It unto the least of-these,-yo have
done unto mo.” VvA. '
i~ i -vT - ' '■ ■ ;'C‘.i c, --
- UPS
• The sojourncra at our city - ’ hotels are famili
ar with the modest tone in which the words
“ New York lltrald,”‘ ‘‘ Tribune,” " Times,”
“ Baltimore Sun; M ** Intelligencer,” “ Union, ’*
&c., fall,upon their'ears from a respectable el
derly gentleman in, the newspaper line. At
break of day you may ilrid hiimat the railroad
depot, with his bundle of these “ maps of busy
life. ” At' breakfast _lliacho- Is. at the hotels
ready to cxchango hls commodities for ready
cash ; and again as midnight draws near you
will still find’him pursuing tho cron tenor of
his tray, pressing his sales. We have observed
him for many years going’ regularly thro 1 this
routine.- Many wonder if ho ever sleeps. If
.Mctenial vigilance is the price of lcbcvty,”‘hc
ia'chtilicd to the largcsttlmt may be had. A
curiosity is often thanin&tcd to know his histo
ry. Some say that he has by dint of such un
tiring indhstry and perseverance laid up some
thing handsome for a “rainy da}'.”
Ono morning, as the Hon. Lewis D. Camp
bell, of Ohio, was passing from the breakfast
room at the “National” with his morning mail,
this veteran news-vender mot him at the foot
oftho (light of steps near the office. Iliscyo
caught the title “Cincinnati Gazette” to a pa
per in Mr. C’s hand, and with a peculiar ex
pression he remarked—
“Ah, the old Cincinnati Gazette?”
Mr. Campbell halted,observing.—' ‘You have
it not in your package?”
“No, but I took it once.”
Mr. Campbell. “When 7”
“In 1828, when Charles Hammond was ed
itor, and I was in the firm of Carrington and
Wells, wholesale merchants, Slain street, Cin
cinnati !” • .
’ Mr. Campbell. “I recollect tlfo Arm, for I
was then a printer’s boy in the Gazette office,
and faithfully thro’ the wintry storms earned
the paper to you, We arc the living monu
ments of the ups and downs of life.”
Hero a -strange expression passed over the
countenance of Wells, and Mr. 0., fearing that
he might awaken unpleasant reminiscences in
connection with bis change of fortune, left,
with a “God give you success» yo«r’,encrgy de
serves it.”
How illustrative of the changes of fickle for
tune ! The carrier of the news of that day to
the wholesale merchant; is now a member of
the American Congress, and the wholesale mer
chant now carries, the newspapers to him.—
Nat , Intelligencer . 1 .:
\Cr-A young ladv, whoso name was Patty,
being addressed by Mr. Cake, accepted him on
condition that ho should change his name, do*
daring she would newer consent to bo called
“Patty-Cake.”
D y “Is that clean butter ?;’ asked a grocer
of a boy who nad brought to mark
et; “1 should think It ought to be.” replied the
boy, ‘for marm and Stiff were more than two
hours picking tho hairs and motes out of at.
B - “Jem. did you ever double tho Capo of
Good Hope 1”
“I expect I have."
“When 7” ...
“Last night, when t put my arm arouud the
capo thus belongs to the dress of a young lady
that I have good hopes 8f making Mrs/ Dusen*
berry. . '
vy A Into English writer says - that the
only day an American devotes to “relaxation
is the day than ho takes medicine. *•
ITT" General happiness can havo no other
basis than tho universal law of justice and
loro.
(C7* Life is moat wearisome when it la worst
spent.. . 1
ry* “Tho man tljnt has notmusloln his
Sole*' —Tlio'individual who don’t wear creak
ing boots. , ______
Which side of ft horso invariably has tho
roost hair on 7 The outside.
iiiiiilii
‘Lctmo sleep,’ said : my companion half-pet
tishly turning fromipy couch.’’' ‘Lot tno sleep/
The words haunted mo fofhours
How often has tlio wish been breathed in this
Wcaryworld—*Ob, let mo sleep/'
The man. .whose, conscience'lashes him hr ■
misdeeds—evils committed and unrepented of i
ones, as ho drops his head into his thorny pil* 1
low—‘Let me sleep. With sleep comes obliv- ;
lon.’ • The mourner who has seen some bright
and beautiful one fade from his embrace, like a
summer flhwcr, nipped by a too 1 early frost,
bows his head above the pallid face of the pros
trate form below him, and sighs in the agony
of his soul—‘Let me steep 1 sleep with the loved
one whoso smile shall never welcome my foot
steps more.* ‘Let mo sle6p/ says the traveller,
who, foot sore and weary has toiled long in the
world,’and seen hopes perish unfulfilled* joys
wither ere they friendship which no
thought enduring, 6bangiOg hue like chame
leons and rainbow premises, fading and melting
into‘colorless nir—‘O, let me sleep for I am
weary/ .".V^
The rosy-chcckcd child, the bright-eyed mai
den, the thoughtful-matron, those for .whom
life puts on its finest aspect, its most endear
ing smiles, all have periods, in which they long
for.slccp, for tho oblivion.of ■ all caro. hours in
winch the waters of Lethenjay flow darkly and
deeply over them.
There comcth a sleep unto all—a sleep deep,
hushed and breathless. The 1 roar of cannon,
the deep-toned thunderbolt, tho shock of an
earthquake, tho rush of ten thousand armies
cannot break up the still repose. With mute
lips and folded arms, one after another, the
ephemera of earth sinks d9Wn into darkness
end nothingness. No intruding footstep shall
jar upon their rest, no disturbing touch shall
, wring from them tho exclamation, ‘Let mo
sleep/
•■y I *, i i
Hr.B-Sanborn,of Andover, writes to the
Boston Medical and. Surgical Journal quite an,
interesting letter in favor of wearing the heard.!
Uo tubes the ground that the custom of shav-1
ing the beard among nations of men is always |
attended or followed by a marked deterioration
in the physical organization, not only of the.
existing race of people, but of the race to come,
and quotes examples from history to support
his conclusions. He soys that the aboriginal
inhabitants of our soil and climate were once
brave powerful and numerous; but.lhcy waged
“ war against nature by uprooting the beatd from
their faces and consequently grew jhoto: and
more effeminate with every generation, until
thev.hccamc.an ensy prey to their enemies and
arc’themselves uprooted from the face of the
earth.. He cites the Chinese, too, os a people,
who have been shorn of their locks and of their
strength together, till, as a nation, they have
I only a mere nominal existence; ond-hc says of I
the Abrabomic race, whose creed it is to pre
serve unmarred‘the corner of their, bcania,’ 1
that ho never saw a case of pauperism, prema
ture physical debility, or premature -disease,
among them. Ho says;
“ The habiA'»f shaving is not of ‘origin di
vine,-as thouFAßds seem to thiak, but quite the
reverse.- The.indent patriarchs; the holy
prophets, 1 Christ and his disciples, and the ear
lier and.probably'purer Christians, deemed it
ft violation of tho laws of their nature.' Alex
ander enforced it’upon Ilfs army that they
might thereby gain ft bloodier conquest. The
nobility of Spam adopted it through courtesy
to their beardless prince. The mass were of
course subjected to the humiliating process,
but expressed their repugnance to the outrage
in the well known proverb—‘Since we have lost
our beards, we have lost our souls’—that is.
ourselves, our identity. We are rather soul
less slaves, than the men our Maker made and
designed us to be.’
Dr. Sanborn concludes with calling upon
every freeborn son of America to shake ofl all
conventionalities which oppress humanity, and
especially such as insidiously tend to vitiate
and depress the true manliness of man, and he
implores all mothers, sisters and wives to sec
ond these cflorls and exercise their good taste
in creating ami sustaining such purely Ameri
can habits and fashions, as will to the end of
time render them aud their descendants more
excellent in all the rolatiops of lifo.
Tho eccomric 11. 11. BnecKCNitinoß, one of
tho Judges of the Supremo Court of Pennsylva
nia, when a young man, was challenged to fight
a duel, by on English officer, whom bo answered
as follows:
“I have two'objections to this duel matter;
(ho one is test I should hurt you; the other is
Just you sliould hurt mo. I don’t sco any good
It would bo to mo, to put a ball through your
body. I could make no uso of you when dead
for any culinary purpose, ns I would a rabbit or
turkey. I am no cannibal to feed upon tho
floah of men. Why, then, ahoot down a human
creature, of whom t could mako no uso t A
buffalo would make belter meat. F orlhough your
i flesh mlght'bo delicate and tender, yet U wants
the firmness and consistency which take and re*
tain salt. At any ratc.lt would übt db fota long
sea voyage. You might mako a good barbecue,
it la true, being of tho ualuro of n raCoon or op
passum f people are not in tho habit of barbe
cuing anything that Is human nott. And ns to
your hide, It Is not worth while taking Off, Do
ing little better than a two year old colt I S<
, much for yon. '
« As to myself; I do not like to stand In the
way of anything that Is hurlfhl. lam under
tho Impression that you might lilt mo. "his
being the case, I think it roost advisable to stay
lii tho distance., If you moan to try your pis
tol, fake stftno ol^cct,a tree or a barn door
about my dimensions. If yon hit that, send mo
word, and I will acknowledge (hot If I had boon
In tho same place, you might also have hit mo.’
ICT’Tho darkies, DqcslickS says, aro all
built after tho same model; hand like a shoul
der of mutton, teeth while as milk, feet of suita
ble dimensions for ft railroad, and mouth big
enough for tho depot; havo all got six toes on
each foot, skull like an oak plank, now like a
split pear; the. back extends inwardly four
inches and a half.
■ (C 7" ‘Guilty or not guilty V said a Judge to
a native of tho Emerald Mo. 'Just os ycr hon
or plazcs. * It’s not for the likes o’ mo to dic
tate to your honor’s worship/ was thorcply.
(tT* There is nothing like courage in misfor
tune ; next to faith in God, and in hii overrul
ing Providaico, a man’s faith in himself Is his
salvation.
O" Tho poorest business an honest man can
engage ia is that of politics for tho sako of its
reward.
O" Wrintod, an intended bride who Is wi
ing to begin housekeeping in the same stylo
which her parents began.
D Zs* When a man has a great deal of fault to
find with a newspaper which ho never fails to
readmit is a sure sign that ho has not paid for
1 it. People seldom find fault with their own
property.
,11. i'.•«
<<m ME. SLEEP.”
Shaving The Face.
Answer to n Challenge.
AT 32.00 PiOtASKI-M.
NO., '3l.
;,TW NnbianJJcscrt.
- Bayard Taylor thus speaks of the beauties of
thogreat Nubian-Pcsert t'
“I soon fell into a/regular doily routine of
travel, which, during ollriiy, later expcrienccof
the desert, never became'monotonous. I roso
at dawn every morning, bathed my, eyes with
a handful of; the precious water, and ‘.drank a
cop bf coffee. ‘. After tho : tent bad been struck,
and. thc comcls ladcri, I walked allcad for two
hours, often so fap in advance that I lost, sight
and hearing of tho caravan. I found on un
speakable fascination in tho sublime solitude'of
the desert. ’ I often beheld the Is’un rise, when,
within the wide ring o! the horizon', there, was
no otherliririgerealurb to ho seen.. fie came
up like a god, in aWful glory, . and it would
havc hccn a natural act had I cast myself upon
tho sand and 'worshipped him. The Sudden
I change in the coloring of the landscape, on; his
1 appearance—-the lighting up of the dull sand in
to a vrariri'.'goldcn huc.and thc tfnlings of pur
ple 1 and violet on the distant ; porphyry’ hills
was a morning miracle, which I never, beheld
without Awe. Tho richness of tliis coloring
roadc ’thc desert beautiful; it was too brilliant
for desolation. The Scenery, so far from de
pressing, inspirited and exhilarated me. I nev-
Icp felt the sensation of physical health and
strength" in such perfection, and was ready to
shout fr<?m morning till night, from o\’er
flowing of happy spirits. Thoairis an elixir
of life, ns sweet and pure, and refreshing ns
that which the first man that breathed, on the
morning of creation. You inhale the unadul
terated elements of tho atmosphere, for there
are no exhalation from moist earth, vegetable
matter, or the smoke and steams which arise
from the abodes of men, to.staln its purity.—
This air, even more than its silence and solitude,
is the secret of one’s attachment to the desert.'
It isa bcautiful'iHußtration ofthccompcnsating
care of that Providence which leaves none of the
waste paper of the earth without some atoning
glory. Where all tho pleasant aspects of, na
i lure dre wanting—where there is no green thing,
1 no fount for the thirsty lip, scarcely the shadow
Of a rock to sliield the wanderer in the blazing
noon—G6d has breathed upon the wilderness
his sweetest and tenderest breath, giving clear
ness to tho eye, strength to the frame, and joy
ous exhilaration to tho spirits.”
Early duys of Silns Wright.
A friend* who was an old acquaintance of the
late lion. Silas Wright, related to us an anec
dote of that distinguished mftn, which he re
ceived from his own lips, and as wo have never
seen it in print, although it may have been, we
give it to our readers:
Mr. Wright left, horacat an early ago to seek
fortune, hitting, by way of earthly possessions, i
& line horse, saddle and bridle a pair of saddle
bags. a small stock of clothing, and five bun- 1
tired dollars in money, which was in bills, and
was deposited in lila saddle-bags. Ue took a
1 westward course, and in .travelling one day, ho
overtook a man with a wagon and furniture,
and an old span of horses, apparently emigrat
ing. ' There was nothing particularly attract
ive at first view in the person or equipage, but
upon a closer inspection, Mr. Wright discover
>cd.thp daughter of a .most ItcauU*
'fulyoang lady,'evidently rclhftd and intelligent
They journeyed onwofd toward Geneva, chat*
ting cosily together, when suddenly jthc old
gentleman recollected that he wished to get his
money changed at the Geneva Bank, and to en
able him to reach that place before the close of
Bank hours, he proposed that young Wright
[should take bis scat beside the beautiful daugh
ter and allow him to mount Wright’s horse and
hasten forward. Ardent Qud half smitten by
the charms of thwyoung lady, Silos gladly ac
cepted the proposition, and leaping from his
horse, allowed the old man to mount and make
olfwith all his earthly possessions, money in
cluded, without a thought.
Rapidly the hours of Thalabawcnt by, while
these two young and gifted beings pursued their
course, quite leisurely, it may be surmised, to
wards their journey’s destination.
On.arriving at Geneva, Mr. Wright drove to
the principal tavern left the lady, hut then for
the first tune, a shade of anxiety eroded his
mind for the safety of his fine horse and his
money. Ue went toall the other public houses
but could hear of no such man o-s he describ
ed ; ho beat up to the quarters of the cashier of
the Bank, and learned to Insadditionol concern,
that such a man had called at tnc bank and en
deavored to get some money changed, which lie
had declined doing, ns the notes ha presented
were counterfeit 1 Our future statesman then
came to the conclusion that lie had made a crook
cdstart in life. About fifty dollars worth of
oldiurmturc, a dilapidated wagon and a span
of worn out horses, for anew wardrobe, fine
horse ahd ftvo hundred dollars! Ayo, but then
there was the pretty daughter—but her ho
could not keep afl personal property—without
money he hardly .wanted a wife. 110 was at
his wits’ end and had just concluded to make
the best of a bad bargain, when the oUT man
made his appearance with horse and money all
safe. It turned out that the money which the
Cashier had thought to bo-counterfeit was not
so, and the mistake had given the old man (In
trouble to go some distance to find an.acquain
tance who might vouch for his fcspeclabnily
in case of trouble, and this occasioned his mys
terious absence. In the sequel the beautiful
daughter became afterwards the wife of-lbc
tin e statesman. — Detroit Advertiser
a
\jy* tVhcn you see n woman wearing a black
c'rdjio dress with eight tiouncca, you may safely
divide lien mourning Borrows by the same fig
ure, which.will whittle her actual grief down
Iq olmost nothing. Fashionable widows make
happy mourners..
Ak Apt Illustbaiiok. —Thd Cincinnati
0.) Gazette tells ub that at tho’mcctlng at the
Merchants* Exchange, on Friday evening, to
doriso means to extricate the Chicago Railroad
from its temporary difficulties, o terrier dog
entered the hall, and alter listening a few min
utes, flew round briskly in trying to catch lils
own tail. The waggish President of one of the
olcKroads (Mr. L. If.J remarked, that "the
dog’s movements were a' good ‘lllustration of
the present situation of all the Railroads; they
are laboring hard to moJtfl hofh ends mccf.” •
0“A young Indy who r had not received ns
much attention from the beaux ns her female
associates, said to her lover, *1 told them 1
would wait until the chaft had blown off, and
then I would pick up the wheat.*
ttSr-LKssiNQ "Tbo most agreeable of
all companions la a simple, frank man, without
any high pretensions to an opprcsftUo greatness
—ono who loves life, and understands tho*'use
of Itj obliging alike at all hours; above oil, of a
good and steadfast ns an anchor. For
such a ono wo gladly exchange the greatest ge
nius, tho most brilliant wit, tho profoundosl
tldnkor.”
A Tftxns Reply.— A keeper of • gambling
house bylng nilced of what trade ho was, truly
aasworod, that ho was on /rery turner .
Uy When you go a Ashing, bo Bu r° “take
abilo,** before you start} or you may not gel
ono niter. -
' tv* 'j
t GexUea£ Dawsons
!ng la a synopsis of iho bllloffcreri by M^''-
Dawson* or Pdmayfc
seUatofr' HbartJ&’iil&ihSsfeicl' SIW w#**-’-.
ThofirflfiaQfiUoriproyldtejil^tim^mja^p^^- ',
who la the' Ijoad of a family/or.^hai^^m^a: .
at tho'age bf.twonty-ondyoafj,
to enter one hundred andslxty
appropriated public laridS, ni tfio re<o ofwttfwn
and’orio-balfcents p6racro,tot>o
expiration of flyo'yco&-ftofttfio''d^^^
Second settlor provides
cant shall make affidavit before tho MglrtOTtfiftF}
he dr sho is the head of: a family, or
ono.yedrs of ago, and that ths‘ J
made' for his or horexcluslVoittb' a^>.b«a6p*'/
and those spcciajly'toonlloned;.) 'That hOipOr.r
tent shall bo issued therefor, nntUtlioexplnstlot» •>•
of five years from the date of entry, apd'npoa,f
proof by tiro witnesses ihatth? person. rnaJupe::
Bach entry, or his heirs, have resided nppn andj/
cultivated edicl land, apd have alienated bopart ;i
thereof. That in case of the death of
cr and mother, JeaVJng ’an infant;cbllior,WUH. ,
dron, iho right and fee BlmUiuimre fothelrpoiß
oflt; and the executor, •
I may, within two years after the : death Of Iho '
I surviving parent, sell tho said lands for the
•cflt of said infants, and for ho other purpose*J
Thb purchaser . ncqulrcsabaoluto title,'and 1 ur>
entitled to the patent.', • •' -d; /. a
Tho third section provides,,ilwt»bft:rt«»wJ
shall note all applications on tbp tract bookS.j u
- The fourth section provides,that if it shall bO;r
proven, after duo notice to thospUcr, that, ,
person-making the. settlement shall hay© a»an-,.
ddned tho said entry-for.more than six monurtj
at any time, sold lands revert tottdgoy-
section provides that any Individual;
nbw a rcaldent of any one of the Stales orTer-;
litoHosi'and not acltjzen, bufai;thetlmtf oftho:
passage;©! this act shall :havo filed Ms
tion of Intention, and shall become a citizen Of‘
the United States before tho expiration of tbo
Qvo years, shall be placed upon'ah equal footing,
with tho native-born citizen; ~J : . , • '
Tho sixth section provides thaf.no Itfdiwdaak
shall bo permitted to make more than
that tho Commissioner of thcr General Ijatid Of*.
flee shall Issue tho necessary rule? and regxUa-,
tlnns to carry tills act Intp effect}
tors and receivers shall receive the same fees*
as they would receive if (he lands Were entered,
with money, one-half to bo paid by tho applicant
at the time of leaking tho application, and
other half on tho Issue of tho certificate;that;
the locations shall bo confined as'hear fisbraC-'
tlcabloto alternate quarter scctloni., This act,
shall not bo construed to Interfere vMtn
cmptlon rights. - That pcMoniownlhgleSStbaa’
one hundred and sixty XCTcraay eater of »e/
public lands, at tho rate ofToUrtcen .dad Che
half cents, adjoining their land, a quantity wblcby,
when added-to their owiijitvil^tnako 1 bne hnn«'
dred and sixty acres.. . -.1-.'.
Pollock, following Bight.->
Those who should k'noyrbcst tel! ris ihit°
Oov. Pollock will follow itrih t foolstcpir of f lug i
“illustrious predecessor"; upon' the subject Of
hew bank charters. ; "Wo hope this is BO, •
and ifit is, it will be o jastvnidication of tbd.
Democratic crccs, and n.merited compEmchl to
the sound views of Shlmk arid Bigler pn this,
subject. Gov. Pollock will d 6 liimsdf credit ',
by such a tribute to on honest and sound prin*!l
crple of his political antagonists, and we shall ‘
I be glad to bo equally generous In going out; of*
I out party to say a political antflgbhfat Id rights
1 if ho prove true to the cause of the people bn;
this subject. ” n ’’ * ' . ■
In a time like this—amid the wreck of for- :
tunes, and the crash of-fallurcs—with the list,
of dishonored bankrupts swelling to an alarm—;
mg extent on all sides. It* would • perhaps bo
thought too wild for any Executive to create ’
new* subjects of credit arid Speculation ;■ but*
wo should perhaps be grateful, that, in this;
evil day of clamor, prejudice and bigotry, into"
which by some unkind fate, we have fallen, our
opponents do not again propose some such tern-.'
porary relief*, as have heretofore been char
laclcristio of them—a new expansion of the cur
rency by a national bank, or a general .bank*.'
ruptlaw to out tho whole debt of reck*
lew adventurers. t If the dark , day is inauspi*.*
clous for- the success' ofour partly wo' Shall—
rejoice in the vindication of ita corrCct
pics, and in the prosperity of our country by
their results in other hands.' -Star of the North,
few of tbo things wo owe to “foreign
ers” are thus eloquently summed up In the.Mi-'*
cent great oration of Hon. George Bjuecaorrj.
to the Now York Historical Society:
“Our.Jand is more tbo recipient of mon of:
all countries than of their ideas; AnnihlUato
the past of any one leading nation of the world,
and our destiny .would have bcc# changed* , It
aly and, Spain, In the persons of tJolbmbns and.
Isabella,Joined together fortho great discovery
that opened America to emigration and com
merce; Franco contributed to itslndcpendenco;
the soareh for the origin Of the language wo’
spaak carries us to India { our religion is froin,
Palestine; our hymns snng In our churches*
sonio wore iirjt heard in Italy, errdo In tbe d«~
serts of Arabia, some on the banks of tbe fen- *,
phrntes; our-orts cqme from Greece, our Juris-'
>rudohce from Homo, our maratlmo code frdtZL
liiißsia; England taught us tbo system of repre->
sentntlvc government t tho noblest republic of
the United Provinces bequeathed to ns. in, the;
world of (nought, the great Idoa.of the’toleration,
of ail opinions—ln tho world ofoctifan, the pro*.
Ilfic principle of federal unloh. Our. country ,
stands, therefore, more than ahy Othtr,'ftS fbo.
realization ot the unity of tho race.”' \ '
Cdrtoos Cdstom. —Tho cansca for which 4'
Mahometan woman may ask
ly laid down in the Koran; and her evidence Is
sufficient, bccanso tho Mohomelah lafc' supposes’
that a woman must bo violently ogrieved before'
the modesty ol her sex will allow her to’appoOr:
in public with such an application. So careful
Is tho law to spare her feelings, that she. If not
oven required to recount hor Injuries,unless of
her own free will; oil sho has to do is to place?
hor slippcis reversed, that is With the «ole>pp
ward, before tho Cudl, ond. the case |s finished)
tho divorce Is granted without further,lnquiry.’
Okttino Jfioir.— On a ‘Mo ascension of an
mroimut, n gentleman requested to bo sllossd
to accompany him to tho serial regions. “Am
yon good tempered?” oakod tho mronant-’ •*!
believe so—but why do you ask (he question!” l
**For fear wo may/all otil on iho.woy I** • t
C7"A young woman, on alighting from,*,
Bingo, propped a ribbon from her bonnet In tho.
bottom of the coach. “ Voulmvolcfl ypurbow
behind,*' said a lady passenger. “No I havn't
— -he’i pone a fishing I” innocently- replied thq|
damsel. b
There are several ncwsnppers and period
icals in this country under the editorial charge’
ot ladies, and since the explosive nature of cot
ton.Hah been demonstrated, it may'be Indy
said that every lady controls a mogasitte. -* ’ 1 rJ
Ak Ancient Pigment.— Alcohol was Arab
inventedand used to etalh tho checks of the
ladies of Arabia, nine hundred and fifty-year*
ago. -Kow-a-days, it perform same office
for gentlemen's noses. ■ i ■
Maine haw being styled a “blue
law” by an opponent, ho was told that its ob
ject was to prevent people from getting ‘.blue. 1
i oiy“ A young lady scolding-her beau for not
sending her tbo,pair of new shoes ho promised
her, writes in tho'p6s(crlpt ns follows:—,*‘P«
S. Them sbuz ort to bo on hand (H and .the
rekellcction on ’em stix out about aicct. t ,
tty* A wife cannot make homo comfortably
who fdcars,’ and *my loves,' and 'nets* hot
husband, yet don't sew tho buttons dn Ida shirt,
or tape on his drawers. k . ’
ET-Pr. Horr says that tho nearer mon aria
ftuuiahed, the moro cowardly they become. If
this ts so, thou courage is but another haroo fbr
pork* while tho prowoas of ourmtdor geuorala
should not bo attributed to tho lire pluck in their
hearts, but tho ( frl«d pluck* la their stomachs I
l£y“ A man cannot bo gcncrally admlrtd. if
Ids merits are above the general comprehension!