American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, December 21, 1854, Image 1

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J aid* lihlntba year.; ’Theflo teriftawiU be rigid-'
iradUerad teiuotery ituianbe.. Ko subscription ■
• au^dttuaea : UwVl all atyeoragda arepaid tmless
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oao square* arlU.be’ inserted
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eacbiddltlonttllnsertioa.Tbose of agrca^or
Hand Pbsitng
IMUtt Pjimj&ets/pUnli PaboUJ Ac I .,Aci* exe
cuted witbateuracy and at the shortest notices
, And tfia gray'n 80 ! CIi J I ? tPI
" " Fdlllitoe ddwp tbo'golden Witt),, . •.,, ■ ■«.
' v Shadow on Iho pavetnenv. ,
•,> Stalfclike giants through theglooto, -
&Wj*der feat the.'dfefcy :
■ • !:• i* x vCrwpSSuflft'tiw-fitodltt'wmr; •,.•■■•- ' v
•'■’s' ’ Draw the curtains!—fcfose thpshuttert 1.,
• ••« W‘ *; bwc* ft* //.•;, ;
thd rude V(ind lotidiy luuttcrt, ~ v
•'*fAi7tfH».fefe ,*e’for' tlib \ttnd-Bplrttai ltd. 1 "
" "What parcwe for outward seeming, s \ { ;
* : dr.fittllo, /_
*;•« if ttoohd'fe \oie ls betttfng; ;.„ r .
tiOVe-cauhtiman iUa'beguUfc*' ~ ,
ejfeftth the tottage rqof and fetich,. ‘ '
. t*rom the peasant to.the klpg,. ~
*&n mo tjttafflftg.ftdm flfe'scalico,'
,-^ k V .Bubbles ttiattopblianfmejitbring*,.
- 1 '- • »•
vi• • • Jproift’tho Upß we Wvo thd best, * ; r
'Oh the joy—the blias—of knowing , • k *
■ ~-.Thero‘areiteartsw;hcreonto ( rcBtr
*• r} ‘ Hearts that throb with eagerglkdncss— v
n«art*that'ccbo't6onrbwn— ,w»* ;
TThllo from caro and haunting Sadncslf ‘
’ ’ . Mingle ne’er In look or tone,
* Caro may tread the haUa-ofp^yl’B^t—
. / Saddest haanVtho midnighthouiv-v ■
I ‘ A But the welre end witching Twilight
Brings tho glowingHoartbstono dower.
~i JkltafOfoor holiest feelings! , ■
, Childhood's well remembered shrine,. ■
' Spirit-yearning—flonhtreyoalings,
’ TTrcatbf immortal round thee twine.
A MATIS-SOKG.
■ 'A -Vr r V.BhrSJiitiS'rATif.v
•.Bare the bead to’the windy room?
Suffer.the rout of the locks unid^ras
Sine Oycs let dew ,bo blown, , -
lovor-fleld and fairy doyrn 1,
lue;oats tho aummor-loaf.' ■.'.
erottell, that felaeps no grief, t .
llfa hie, been. Bp t blUho and brief.
Uiten to that tho Uve rock sings, • ~
• 1 Foiling high on her .wings j
'for at the golden gate phe is,- \, '
•■' Ofheaven,'andaUltsbartionjiisj -c-
T And she slogkne tb'p.solMamo sprig,,
Fresh from Ups of thbahgel throng,
" Before the dull world wakes below. .
*> K e t' tby teat on tho mountain's brow, • •
J Ttftho height of the star-act throne ..
1 Whereon tbo red morn sits’alono , f . '
Slake thy ginned on the fields and farms
' Folded round In tho river’s arpis, . ;
”‘ot copsd,ordowh, or almplcst.slght, * :
5 !G’od hath filvcn for man’s delight; . ..
• Sleep thy thought till Ihlno eyes grow dim,, ,
’ 'And thought and tear shall be prayers tolllm.
BfettllamiJiiß-
mE'CONVf AI-SIMT. FMtITATIOJT.
1 BI BI.LBS ASni'bK.
Conway. prided herself on feeing hn rc
coropliahcd flirts By thetimeshowas eighteen,
she pact coquetted with half thebeaux of the
Village. *• Her -victim* had been among all ages-
Tbcro-wu Mr. Brice} wbo;had“jast.put tho
Urge panes of plate glass into his windows, and
who bowed over thecountcr in liis white cravat,
u hf displayed with bewitching grace tho last
hew silk fo* the beauty’s inspection * there was
old Judge Warner, With nine-children, a - lino
estate, «d a couple ofgOuty limbs; there was
young Pr. Btaart; and there were a dozen
others, all of whom, il report was to be credited,
bad been lured-oh to offer themselves, but only
W receive in return a look of aftected surprise,
an exclam*tioa ‘dcar mo, I never thought of
sach'a thiHg/anda decided relbsol. Thcsuf
fcriDg*orher victim* no irioto moved Kate
than 1 do the tortures of the flics whom tnlschc*
riouS boy# impale. < She went on. month after
month, and season, after season, in her work of
slaying hearts, with the strong' determination,
by.tbe aid of art and dress, to be irresistible to
ocry bachelor, she met. Not, however, that
aha, expected always to refuse her suitors. ( She
hod a vague; perßuation, that, sometime, when
she waa bftwecn.eigbteen and twenty, the ex
act period wonld.dcpond ,Upori circumstances,
*h* would have hew uut flirtation: fall serious
ly in! love; ‘and nikrry like .the rfcat of the
world.’' • For to. bo an old mud was her especial
aversion, as it is, atrongo to say, of'so many
Other obquOttcs. ' ■ ~v 1
‘Ohf billy, such news,’ she cried, tmeday
to her friend, 4 woVe got a new lawyer in town.
His name U ,up at Mrs. Bpadlco’s window—
‘Henry Anderson, Attomy at»Law*nd Solici
tor in Chancery*—in splendid gilt lettcraon a
new block japanned sigh. X wonder wiether
ha s married or not.’ s . I,
' *A solicitor for your affections is more b the
purpose, Kate, 1 suspect.’ A
.•'A*tV evenings after Katostood befordher
di‘«anng'gli6s r preparing far a party, arAng.
ingsdmeTragrobt clematis hpray* In her <url
ban*. ■ 1 1
•I Wnder, tnivV aho sa’id, for,her frilin
wu, staying with ner for 0 few days; 1 ‘whclu
thfti ‘solicitor in ’chancery I 'is BcntimenUic
( for tho alUtuddof theSo flowornjU
P«4S purely,on that JfrfhaU they be lliglpi
low, graccfiu or queenly, a ‘ drooping Spbj
JbOTOi tho cai* or 1 a Hairy. ooconal above Jh«
, And so Kate rattlcd on, till she Sic
*«bbod Har toilet, when, making tv mock emt
said, ‘My dear, *i
•d 'Mr.*Hop
namied.' , |
ffifoTAh derson ;tbongHs’EO himself, |i
•TS2S? 15 ?, hb rdobjs. ■ 116 eagerly rt*quea(|
Mri.'Briidlci Jnatlio A
mk oWr tcSkkllfulj
‘•'oatu.h&triVoJtH
~*h» Introduction ww.at lent obWnodbytb
7W«S IaJyWM .ppuiaUy lodif
raout,:but neveHhclou Cuetnaltogh ,ndwh,
«K« was led/to tho‘ danoo by,l»noUtm,. ijiitr
Anderson, followed hermlh bis eyes, •w.tohin]
enirytooroqenib ' KaM HoorUtdaty
■qUMM.’idbU l MichC of dropping'gloves’ :kn
btudkCrohlefCi and 6f siring boqpeta lo'EoatU
nSu to hold' Wq» ‘utterly beneath CO fcreala u£t
tidaUl—thesewiiro tho' weapons, bus; w»S Mi
coitOmcd 'to say,of bread-and-hottcr kltsst,
only- Sbo moved ftt ! mOrti skilfully,'under
mining tho citadel.tousa.hor pwn phrase, bet I
fdi> thegarrison suspected that .a attick.wAs
'opnlclnputtcdiv i>.fl* ,1,
bo's dopo for,’ was hor oxclnmatlon,
ss obo llircw hersclf into a ohsir, when aho and
hir fritnd reached homo. ‘But I rniist make
,a«urSn«'dm)l)ly sure.. Injust ' begin to rowl
Cfeke.and .Blaokatonc; Tin. a/rai|l,,. It ,w>U qd
horribly dry, U/hu fiuro ; but tUW bo’s) a catch
wortli having, lleally thft chap' talks'' troll,
and is quite nob, they say>* , ;
ii<M-m&>- i* |& •% ili linnet 111
i&AtmmhPj m'< «» f Irf Bp? m&T ■#* Bw-' ■•v|l;
■' i -~ i ■ .---j Mi','>,'..l
V'JTromftatto
'•‘a?draa set' aWljo . «>?•■.*?#
.really traccaslcd; Wentraflcing him..
Hi liked tier for her (iprightlinesS; her;b«mty,
nnd her/intgnigknoo'! ftr,jto do, her;, justice,,
Kate wnsb°th. sens} ble and
k whole month*, ;
wis nobcriy- cquallo Kate./Oo; her park, she.
! braittedmo •oppbrtunity, riot -art, to enslave
him. - >Vhttt wondcr tbat, parry, little pracr
tied, as he wasiu the wiles ofcoqucttea>fchQijght,
I foya'timc/fiot only.'that’ she was the, most
charming of her sex; but that she' actually
lovedhim./ J ' ■ !“'•
1 . Had - Kate; with hpr, many: goSd Qualities,
possessed a,true.and -faithful., hcart r snemight
have heen happy. Wo are not sure that, after
the flirtation had heguri. she'fouHd hCradf more
seriously she had evcAbocnbe*
fore,! ', jn ,her Secret soul..pCfhaps,-Bhe. roTed
Hairy p Only, with the pcrversity.of her chftr
afiter, she would not admit it to herself, One'
day/tiUj‘jcs'ted witn’Wr on the'fculijept sky:
;flow do you raccccd With, boko and
BtonO. KMol ■ Ah-I my.bcatity, theroV,n ■
odago, -Ngrcr. play With «Jgolool3.f,Thcro
don t.blush so, I declarer you Vo turned
red asapeony t »-t, . r ;-. ,
,‘Foolishness r', S • - . .'l
£? attempt to , deny in. - Positively;
U a the old sto 0 f *hitcr bit.* Ah 1 Kate,
.1 knetryour tj me would come.nt last.’," > •
*You 'Yrifhout your.host.thcn/ said
Kate pettishly; *lVe bccn only flirting with
Harry Anderson;* ■' /•*»• • *• * »•••
. ‘Nonsense!’ , ■
. ‘On my honor/ .• , ■ 'j'( ••; / -
♦Well see, my ladyi "Buy, remember, I’m to
bebridc's-imaid/ : • •
• ?
flniigherself ftivay
, That night there was to be,a grand party at
Mr*. Overton’fl. Piqued, nt‘the snnnositjon
thrown out bvherfriend, Kate received,Hairy
coldly.' ‘WoHI sco.’ she said tohersclf, ‘wbrih
erpcoplc shall have it to say that Kate Con
-1 way, in flirting, lost her own heart.* 'Her lor*
er, undeterred by a first rebuff, soon returned
to the charge.
‘Pray/ ho'finld,’ ‘may I have-lho~ honor" of
dancing with voh V ■ il v .
■ ‘No. X ahall not dance-.to-night,*'was the'
curt, reply... A.nd, fairly turning her book.on 1
him. ns Lilly came Up, sho began to converse
with her friend. •
' Harry was. for a moment, bewildered. 1 It
wns itnpossible tp misconstrue Rnch rudeness.',
yet, he asked himself, could it be oossible that
Kate, after all which had parsed
would intentkinhilv treat him in 'Mur manner. \
iHcnre, thonph. at flrst inclmcd to bp angry, ho j
finally permin’dcd hlnifcetf that* must 1
have put bcr.out'pfKmrtttf., ;It Was but chari-1
ty.'therefore, to give her Another itriql. ; !
Harry Anderson, wda. in .fact, -an uncommon:
person. He had strong Sensed brifliarit talents,
and a high sense of justice?; As ho stood. np» |
parently watching the dancers, he was review
ing his acqnnintanee 'with Kate, and the result
was.a.conviction.' that, for some nnacrmipteblo
reason, she was beside herself that night. ‘To I
mcrrPw-V ha .said; ‘shc-willregnjt It.’- -1 will
not with her hnstlly’.*-' V'.
Hut while hft was' forming', the«o' charitable
rhpcbisioris.-whnf wgahis ‘amftr.omdnt to -see
Kate kdAnt to dance, 'His chock tmclcil with
anger. • Peihrtns .ehe sawl.thip, fpr sbepast n
look him a l } he,passed, and was
soon chiattine gaily with her partner, nay \ be
stowing on him her swcetestSrnilcs.' A Btning
er v to have observed thentv would have said
lhatpbewas seriously in Iqvc with her cordpan
• -This conduct naliirallv prodnced a revulsion
in Harry’s determination. Hc. hAd' -believed
her'really attached to him, and, under that con
viction, was ready-to forgive and Jorgct. But
now ho ( beheld her dKnlaying exactly the
to another,
‘ ‘The lienfUew flirt/ ho 'said, between' his *
teeth.' ‘They told meshc warf a coquette. And ,
fool that X was! I, disbelieved it. But I am I
rightly punished/ • ,\ 1
'.Overcome by race’‘and;mortification, and.
feeling himself nhflt forshch n‘'hcetto/Harry
tumid to leave thqmom. But, ns he ; approach-;
cd the door,, a crowd blocked up the j
.Tust at that moment Kate nnd Tier nnrtnpr.,
having finished thp figui*© they ‘ wcVC drtricing.'
stopped directly in front of Harry.. They did
nntseo the.justly angry loyer, and went On,
with ft conversation, which, at : the first word,
h 3 knew related to himself. j ‘
‘PoOhl.Barry Anderson!* said Kate,con
temptuously opening and shutting her fan,
,‘howfoqlish you talk, Mr. Swanton. Ho a a
mere sprig/. ' ,l i , ■
•Then Vou won’t allow mo to congratulate
you?’ ' -.• '’• • • ' ,l 1 •• ,
:Bldiculoußl .Mustone,b«expected ternary
ry everybody one flirts with ?, . Dear roe, iq that
. l(
Just at that .moment, Kate, happening to
turn around,‘saw the frowning ami dfedaipfiil
countenance of Hany turned full upon ber.-r
SII9 j comprehended immediately that sho had
i bOKioverhcaid. For a moment she turu^, as
while as a sheet. But/recoveringhcrfidf. with
that admirable dissimdlation Which flirting had
taught her, eho turned carelessly’to her part-1
. ncr, and, with laugh, made a witty remark
c .on their who was a rival belle. ~ j
• The blood of Harry boiled.,' All Kls,love foH
d Kate was gone, from that momcnt. forcYcr.—
it Uis was bne of thoso natures, which,-onco de-
Dt eelvedi never gave contldcnco ogam to tqe trai
e- tor. Ho hnd excused Kale, earlierintho crop
>r ing, thinking that her sfilritd/ perhaps, had
jr beenrufled. Buffer thU- wanton Itisult, for
10 this hcbrtlwg avowal that aho was coquetting
d with hiui, ho had neither pardon iior excuse.
’ .110 never visited her again. ■'Whenthqy mot
>1 in the street, ha .uowed atiflly to her, but l lmt
j ,was all- .H they encountered, each other at a
• party, ho confined hluisclfto the mosfiridlfiep
-1 cnt I .remarks, 'arid these tho fcWMt r^iblel--;
1 Occasionally they were thrown togetlicr; at the
• houica of mutual friends, whcro jjilt fti small
numh«r of guests wps present, and where neecs*
Barily 'tbcit' iulcrcdurso' had to bemord inti- :
mate j bUtAf such times, ho’ always
himself tO’thbmost general'remarks,and -ex
hibited to her, id a manner too plQin te botels
tak«n» i that she bad lost all hold upon his h&rt;
pace,'" fo' afew'roin
manner,
yoiild ste
rksafl'iid-,
ik said W
i him, / ’
to follow
betome af-
Tarfy had,
iVtfrtlcWi
m/.-The
diiitfdok:
) flhblv'oti
licrcstc#!.
piahl.*l)j
/6VO any'
lA.*i'l-dom) ft;
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> ‘7,
comin t ani oti tnaid._ jHarryis long since uni
ted yburig oridifl, and, all herhld
tmde oombantonS bavpfound partners for’life ,j 1
bdt Kate m-aUll paying the penalty, and will
pay itforcvef.by that last flirtation, ,
! V’ ; Art orA .
~A person who kept-ab ion by tho road side,
went to a pwnler, wbodfor a tmie hadi set up
his easel not a : hundredmiles' from Lake On«
tario> and inquired, for/ whafc, flurn theipaintcr
wouldpaint birnabear for a. sign board.-,,1t
wafl .to be 'a real ‘good one,*, that Would' attract
.; 1‘ , :,• ’ : i , ' .
,• ‘Fifteen dollars/.'replied tho pamter* > ,, - r
:’;‘That’s , to6jhuobr said the mkcepßr; : ‘Tom
Larkins.wiUcfoit for.ten, -• » .* .
r The painter cogitated,for .a momeht. He did
not like that his rival should'get-a commission
in pfderende to himself, although'it only for a
Qgn-bpard. -■ .’V
♦ls it to bo a Wild er tamo bear?’ he iri
qhfred.'71 ‘ .■ ; v
,’A wild one to.be sure.*' ■ . - ,l '
- iWithachain or without oncV Again asked ,
tho painter.;,•• •>■ :
. .‘Without ,n chain.’ .... .
*Wel|,T will paint you awildbear, without ,
a chairi;;.fdr ten N r v : ., i
.The bargain struck, the 'painter, set’to |
work,-and,in'.dae‘"time;sent bome.jhe-sign
board, on which he had painted a huge,’brown ,
bear of a most' feropldua asheCt. sign
board was the admiration Of\hdneighbo6od,
and drew, plenty dfcustornors'td tho inn ; 10
innkeeper knew not whether, to, cortgndh' (
late hiroself moreuppn'thejpossessioit, of,so a\ ■
tractive a aigni or, on haying secured it for, th’
small of tcn.dOllarSv'Timo slipped on, hia har-W
rels were emptied, dndhis pockets filled. Every
thing went onthrivihgly and in good order for
three weeks, when pile night Lherp arose one of
those violent storros.of rain,and .wind* thunder
and lightning,.which are so pomfnon.;in North
America, ana which pass over .with almost, as
muchrapidity as .they 'rise;« When the' inn
keeper awoko the,bext morning, the sun was
.shining, tho’ birds singing,.all traces of the
storm had passed away. Ho iobked :up 'anx
iously to' ascertain that -his Sigh was safe-—-•
There it was sure enough,-swinging to and fro
Os usual, but tho bear had ; disappeared. Tho
ibnkecpt'r could’ hkrdly bdieve his eyes; full of
anger and surprise,'be radtb ’tho- painter) and'
related what had happened. • Tho paihter look
ed up coolly from.his work. ! .‘Was it >a wild
bear or a tame oue V .
wild bear.’
‘Was it ch'aincddr ndtl*
*l_gucssnott* • -■ * • . -• .
‘.Then,’ cried tha painter, triumphantly,‘how
Could you expect a wild bear to remain m such
a'storm asjtbat ofloat night withoutachain V
The innkeeper .bad nothing to say against no
conclusive an argument* and finally, agreed to
giro the paintfr fifteen dollars* to paint him a
.wild bear with a chain; that would hoftake to
tho woods.in-thenext storm* . ■’
■ For the benefit of our unprofessional readers,'J
it may he necessary t<jmention that tho roguish
piln.lcr'had painted the first hear in wa.tercol
prs, wbiebbad been wMbed-aWayby the rain,
■tho secondlhcof wtks colors, and
■
X PjBETP ttfTO THEGAnDEtf (ffiTHEiEAl&ir.--
A Writcrin the HoTiie d/.the Faithful,'*
describing an Eastern hqram,6»yar . '' )
with ri^nrd'to showing'thy-,
’self at. the window, bubl.confesal did take one
little peep through a chink. Two negro htranri
slaves; Wclljirmed/BaV on the Boughs of a Urge’
tre^—strange hns«miingly ri?dft:-'; Three old"
wom2h, unveiled. their
hands, sfood. beside',it, leaking
portant. And still the, sCft voices >chatted in
the distance. - FirstCarao,wikhtootstcpsgentle
and light as falUng spow; "young richly
dressed! She Bad hb vfcib Ho race was 1 an
oval of, the purest outline, with the lprc
ablc of dimples on the falipst,of checks. > Hcr
features'were regularly and. fihely fqrriipd', and
her hair* which fell in a perfect* aralanche tjn
her shoulders, was of rich light brown; evident-'
ly,soft and.silhy-,. Biit such eyes, beaming of
tender 'hazel, when Kecn.muat rivet all atten
tion, and 6pco seen can J scarcely, bo, forgotten.
There;sho stood'sometime before mo, leaning
against a bank, and wailingfor others to join
herlt,and so motionless that our busy-pencil
never had a better mbdcl-rccrloinly -never.opp
more beautiful. A settled shade of melancholy
• wad her' lovely'’crimtcnancc, - and tho inerry
sounds could not have issued from l tho pretty
but pensive induthj bpt this did'not, detract
from jho thq unddlnablo charm whjch stamped
the fair apnaHtloh.as one of nature’s own no.
BiHty r pernaps »t heightened in every mov*
iraf rit,. tod, her ■ rather dignified ’ figure; -The
costume, to ,bcsurt,/vras eminently propitious.
A
gold; 1 and fined SrilK purple, was closed at tho
•waist by asplendid'dinmoud broach; rose-col
or cd'satin trousers flowed will* beneath it, and
a brlghtcaahmcrt shhwl hung loosely, thrown
as a sash around'her*. Yellow slippers, a green
handkerchief with goldcn/fringo. arid a costly
necklace, completed, her .very becoming attire.
But thiB..w,a? nothing. ; A .resiallesa power of
; Interesting those who crossed here path resided |
in th«‘deep, attractive expression of her largo
! eyes. They were-thoughtful,*yet candid'; re*
' signed,but affectionate; and above all, they
, were an unerring index that tho spirit, within
Waal - superlatively'epdOtVed 1 with that Jicavcn
bom faculty of feeling'strongly, which 1 must
| necessarily.raokcof this earth a paradise ora
hades prUerßclf." • ~ ~ /
"• • Naudt Paj^bt.—‘Ba-ft'ftshrieks a Halfna
,kaJ Infahfc Ofiibout eighteen 'months old.' >■/
‘.What’s tile matter with mamnia’s thwcet
yittle dockcy ?’ gays, the, nJTcctionate mother,
end whllo'shepritSflca it to hfr hosotn,' theyoung
sarplnfc in'return digs'Us talons ini her face. ’• ’
.. ,'Da den, Missis,! knowwbatllttle massa
Dim* ( want a, exclaimed tho ; f chcruti’B qegro
•huffi®. - : i‘
‘ ‘You bliuk husAy! whydbn’t you' tell'mo
then V and the Ihfuritxtcdniolher gives Dinah a
douse in thfccbop with the shoo- •*' •
•, fVf. by, bewajita to putjilafopt pijcUt arpan
Job gravy wntaoßthb barf!’, whimpered the,urn
fortnhilihlabUy, ’
‘Well, why don’t you tiring it hero; you.ag*
Wavating.niyger,,you |* replica the .mother, of
the bawling young oho* ; : t'•
j r Dlnah'hnhgskne grtvy/and little Jltq phta s
hia baro feetln thepan, dashibg the milkwarm
grease about its sweet dittlo shanks, 'to the in L
ntnuacmentof its jmotbcr/wjio tenderly,
exclaims^—‘ t, i
i 'ifpld mawmy*d yltilo Ditamy wahtto put iU
tobnr/Wehy ibbteys : Ip*the; gravy. • 1 It shall
piddle id the pauoait eliobsor Avoosey’s, and
then shall havocs pppty l( red (rock pu, andjgO
andswitspappy,.ynppyl' ‘
srfoivh4ll,irwttiilfl to ailb yoh ■ oho
•> ■■
i' yEp ;tatiiefhJ'*to 'get'.’djnhpp,
jafid hoti nbffln on do Üblp tiiit ptiig.tippt.
whot should yOhJay ?' ' -V' ’ •'" ■'
i , gib d*t upAforo you ax> it*, • iWhat si,wild
ybm’sayj’irfk.hv;j •w.vi.i'W/'.l *•,.* *■- V,
, -‘Why under do’clrciimatanoCiph.’dOiOasp £
Should gay dUt &oisl*4 alt. 1 ' j , .
last bo-
4i ' -j> T * A '
, !V :„' .-: A ;>. ■
f a (Hend r
that, jiff had/juStfouna: WiWdidh, Qtad, near'
Wilson’s corral dbduifrjra.w
He about dark,;
hesaW'tho'same Irtqiaft t it snowing at,
the time, ha\bclieye»; wOT; *3;'laid download,
froro dunpg- the f[viE^ 4 ’(<o]w^%ht‘•.> With my.
i friend I'hurried dndircforc wq
[got half* the
ibdiahl' «4ta.'; 'Attaching
ncar'flrhcre tUel pod? Meeting
sight.; _• -Tfobfe .wsto <aas(cn pld |Tri di hut o n wti, ■
wipe tolling t|io grolmd,dn a
most la ■ ;ahd,
howling pitebqetTr 'hliwim hour;’
thty-puttheßbayin4 Wanjct.nndthesqußw’S
wherCTO|Psy>.couldvput-tlieir
i rtetibri of thblr distant;
I but they their
miseries were of.anf
other of theiri
toxiepited. ; Co.’s ditch
in the hrighborhood'qf t tMrmnchcro/.. -J/pon
the finding ofthis tieWMay—tne malt Indians,
with a- few- excepihjfls.-wt'hdj parb. in' thp
hdriling over the; first -:hodj &and-~taow' > bis*
came perfectly
over thohills and hiritllnghiost
terribly,.arid ilobkinglbr
moro.victitns , ,-.' ‘ •' •- 1 '• v*' l ' -'
! ■ . The: terrible; a great dist
anco, bronghttninbrtv'-flhT tirfi Indians, frpni
every direction* bowd and dr
rows orowd Of Ttt*;
would raadi j
rethrow t htf : bddics id the i
t (o To6rrtjfqf lhd'ie;t. * Every AmcH
,ch “atitetedi' lid looked ,wilh ras
torjahmcuiai grief ,of tho'old
hbrdiy able W;Sthmniilrhgoi while a
conned stmtndftcareniMown their withr
crcd,t^c*.r homblefllgh|!
h Xeverwitnessed in tnf life/' The Indians had
ftnd-closdy'p&ckcjl&bbut'' a cord and
a balfif|itv‘6od; mdyto raelfcthe bodies, in
ocdord*K»' ”
asheS.
trie to lootC;
chance, It
effort ,:got'
could sco i\
I recognize
ftrentoopr
irig liquor,
ho, himself
At aboul
, bodies face
gethcr.wit
pile bclpg
i mg placed
ami
hundred •'
ope of'tl
self in on
sis the lire
have to be
arid sever*
tbtff Mati
lo to tbrbt
baskets,, v
At4P.
affection,
; V6 intncw
’£jjahshh ...
ss*{;/• ,. \' r . -i
\. - countrVman Visaing ejongonoof
theslrccts fof few
days *»mo olL'
and l\e d i serve red: lb a t a i £ to gone.
• Alter Searching for , lip time, he oficrretl
to the boys who cohgfe> ashilUngto find
it.: Thcy thep ted ieis&rch; and in n
fcwntointestfh&lAhpiW^
Supposcd.to tho/pinknag’s adjusted the
'wMK he 'parted gone more
thanhalfa’ on the other
‘sidff camo dff.whOrv he d(rtCtHat theyonng
rascals had. rUjlca the }>m of Jho other
yrheelalo th6 revr •
'A'WiNSfmd'WAY', win*V-A wayward
leoh of tho BmcyalTple ?o and board*
Whkb had occupied
for i tong\wh»b,’-.MidfWs Umo n round
rumshops, when? hb wjraXfl Oft hand ;to
count hWlf.'in.-wH anybody should
treafc‘.*;,‘ Mftrgad dilsatlsflcd- with
this ptato pfithiugffr anO-TOYcd to get hof
husband bock,'again, succeeded:
•-.‘■Jftir, -Patrick,, jjijy/ /will yo com©
backi* V‘' ■ '■■' J' .■ i .
*No.MaVgarefc, r. -
•‘.An* wOnt you comclbr tholore of tho
children?! w
‘Nofclbf tbfrlorooP Wren, Margaret.*.
' .‘Will yo cotno back' Ibro of mcsclf?*.
‘Niror at all; .’way $ ■ ' •'.
■ fAp* Pi-trick, troht of tho chorch
bringyou.bncklV r J
<Thc clmrch to tho *
comeback.*' !
, ‘Margaret thought
Inducement Taking j
from her pocket.and
husband, sho saidrr
, 1 ‘Will yo comb bon
kcyl’ •
i - fAh»rno-‘darlmt,l
to withstand such let
always bring me V
♦jin cr way : ‘ *
: ' Margaret
cd by won
Ind then I wont
Id try Orio other
>ttlo of; whiskey
thp to her truant
10 drap of whis-
Patrick, unaWo
I'H’sycrsllftbftt’Jl
ne, Margaret.?,
Vaa reclaim-;
? “ftp AND
with obstftC
f
oiicccSa.w
Ktoaterdlf
mmmndwl
jlonouß op
conqueror,
chea fropi
Vroea^bcg--',
rely desert
something
yon are n
rou ?. You
>ul,“rooty,
fa^nln^!
ging for y<
.you ftjJ''rca<
And then k
roadj-po?
hRYA only
and nefye,
nit your feet; *,« account.—
Do you sav you haYcijcdofsacrruo ?
.Make ndnrcb then, itfiMcceno. (Dhnnoo?
A yoUnffimM with »j«<f“od pluck,‘can
l rcBfno,biifj‘o)^c<>’frS , ! i\>'t, o rf^ c . re **:~'|
Youjioyeymvep roi*sk WP «(PWltjr*,,
' biOp woulii ba ihsirlhut lU ..struggles
and Its hiltlcs: ■- IlertioW world before
you, fall of lgnortncjWs, poverty, end
.erirao.'ia Well a* ■ InhHlh truth, Tilton 1
and goodncsif,. t Soelefofk for yon to dot
»nd,ifymi hayOtbo u l e
wn|tq will ’coma otc®W ■ yf ;rsclf of
value.’ and yon will Mmtfty ,>n ,(lnd-.
ing whrklv Don’t Hillgrowl, but wh<n’
difficulties Oomo uhniitynjltindrDni, ‘up
aßdat:>m, ■’ '<■" ■>
■ J^nW
vole*, iftwh j
.ttfuTW dWftwpt; Biribq’
■i”o," Biid hia
1
\ B', v r y -;ir£ ir-jra*. Jllvr B-•'? J i-jv>i j-';,: •{}'!.'■ ;
- : l i ' ;,^B^B h '‘ f PM""
.1 B&& B?i ! B\'-v- B* B'fc BV* ;, l- B/» fl
■- Britt B 8.-'->;».? ■■;*. |w> Kin,«. Bn-iv;'* 1 ; X
y.
' -V;; . V", j
'ji : At' &o. celebration /of ibeono hiindredand
ficyeiity-aocond ( iiHQiVerBary .of the l landing of
reutUM 1 pEftrfl; Historical Society, of
PenJlsJ , lvahla' ) vfnic'h took place on the 6th ult.,
'many interesting reiblnUco’ices were' brought to
( llght,. ard oalchlated to inspire an
.cnthualaattcprld.e.ln th,o blstoryofflur good old
the speeches made on
that occasion l , wp' notice wit'll pleasure a brief
report/ takeh\ftptn : e> Corning ..fcotemporaxy/ of
ba it, aid which and hrdont-in their
, Jrofoteilbo tofiKi Pennsylvania,that
iVo\tranßfer,ttom r to,'6irr'CDlutonB. Kr, Randall
h not in'patriotlceentiraent,
but'a niost ardentloypr,.pf hiß State; ho never
fallfej'when Qccaaioh'o’ffers, to' place' her right
Wort Daily «
1.. : Mr; Randall stated tbatlt Had been -the .good
fortune of Pennaylyanin to, hljye for Us founder
TYilll&m Pequ. a man bfnibatoxtraordlnary wls
donl nud mtolllggnce»- He ihay r bo Justly styled,
thbrgroat imbdel'n, l ’-The system ‘of
U\fs introduced .by 1 hlmattlio. scttlcraoot of tho
ProvJhcqWasftnjfijhibltlbnbittho most profound
judgmcht} It was' in' all respects an improvement
oh tliojurispnltornco of the mother country, and
wllibcar tho test of.the-most rigid lt
lias also been t,ho good fortune of this Common
wealth tb’hiro in the snccesgoi’S of Wm. Penn,
a .lopglist oX high*minded patriots who havo
fillcil its executive chqlr. , Tho list of thosowho.
have been Govctnowof _Pennsylvania.may bo
scanned, and thoywjU'bo found to bo mon of
public chid; private integrity, .and whoso
names ,may borocapitulatq'd‘\rithout the tear or
iharao of reproach - . It would pot ho appropriate
dtdhistimo to rovlow.the various administra
tions of.our,Stale government;. Ho (Mr. R.‘ # )
would, therefore,'select tho ipost Interesting and
eventful epoch' in the history of th)s nation since
its* national independence gubernatorial
service of Simon Snyder and tho war of 1812, .
Gov. Snyder was a native of Pennsylvania,—
Born In old Northumberland County, of honest
parents, and of German extraction, he received
a plain English and .German education, and at
an early, oge was; called into the councils of his
country. Qo was elected Speaker bftlio Bouse
of Representatives for several yearai and in Oc- ■
..jDffcOTtW preponderance increased as the
rnhlf#<j&pU| dflCreWedi: her enlistments In tjio
rcgnjn?amiywero greater thon.any other State
in.'tlla* JTniiori; and her volunteers,'and militia
jwefo’;tb4>h 'found* everywhere: Her landsmen
fleet oh.Lako Erie;' she
! hi\d continuously during tho war two thousand
rrien in tllb.Morthweaf und6r'tlis‘ io'tnmand of
Genr-lWtrlson.Qnd on tho N^gfvrQfrontier, in
tliohraxoßthattioa that were‘everfonßhl,itFors
Erie, Ohippe.wg qnd .Bridfrowalpiy jh(r \va» tbo
only State that hh'd .‘a t r6g!meht.’op Volunteers,,
comtiianded by,Col. Fenton, and-it constituted
nehrlyrantrUiirct of ihq iwhola Atbcrjcao army,,
when,the competed with.
tho 'conqu'ordrt.hf tho Peninsula. I
; ' Mr.R. continued to say that,-although an nnx-1
iousisye witness, he,felt himself .utterly unable
to glre.’a description of Pennsylvania when' the
nows of fho burning of Washington, in August,
181$, was [received., Every city,'village and
form.poured forth its rocrqUst tho roads-wore
4ottedVifh stages, carriages,- and vehicles hos
-fonjngtotho econq of action; nianyworo unable
to flrtd conveyances, hnd hundreds wero seen on
fooCvrlth their rauskets pn tbelrahonlders.apit
iorts to Join their brethren In prmsf notonly tho
boiio nipa sinew, hnt what is termed fho olito,
thronged (o-Joln the holy band; and tho then
Speaker of-tho. House 'or Boproscntativeß.lho
late Judge,Todd, in tho heat;of day, was seen
orofuiiog tlie Cove with his rifle on his
shoulder? Nearly thirty thousand men were col
looted, on the Solithern/oxtromlty of tho State,
and witjiin tho borders of-the adjoining Stato of
Ddlawnro.’re'Qdy to meet tho enemy. Happily,
tho necessity for their services was obviated by
the gallant repulse tho enemy .onepimtered on
their approach to tho city of Baltimore, from tbo !
troops of pur sister Commonwealth of Maryland. :
It imiy bo added that tho soil of Pennsylvania,
during fho wholo conlosb,wa« hover desecrated
"by tho,foot of an.onemy except as q prisoner of
war. In Iho, month of when
tbo Trdaly of Ghent roathed thjs coudtry.-Gov.
Snydcf had nearly completed ft plan for raising
ten regiments .ope thousand
men each, yrho wero iq, march, upon fho open- 1
Ing of fhd campaign, to tlje Niagara frontier.
‘ lifr. H.rstftted snofrrforo (bd reminiscences of
a groat npd good man, under whose opsplcds oar
gpod oldCommdhwealthhacldpno.hef <lufy,"and
was now enjoying peaCio,p!opty/nnd prosperity,
as products: of hervrtlori •L6rig feayihls'
memory boOberiithod, hnd rongmayhla example
sllnnilato pur c)l(f.onS Id tho hour of to.si-,
.mllrtf deedsofvajor?,, ■ '' , '
. Provlons to the warof 1812,many of dnr moat
dlitlmrnlahod slatesmon held fho .opinion that a
republic could not: atlocpsaftilly wage, war. and
that fho administration that would impose taxes
on Jflio people wqnld bo ojeotod fronv olHcbi-r-,
Tho German population of Pcmlsylvani'a was re
ferred fo ojan illostmtlohbr tho truth Of those |
aphorisms- 'Got. Snyder repelled (liolntlnaa
tton with flrmposj and decision. Thtrpopnlar
oloctions In Pennsylvania dispelled, thl* Illusion
and established a'truth intimately, 'connected
perpetuity- ot, popular governments;
ihatphop (hero fi necessity, the people are more
ready to pay taxes than the Legislatures are to
Imposefriem, /' j •
Apt Aim Bbattifci. Rkuaijk.—Dr. I>., who
is attached lo ft Parisian theatre in iho quality
Of ft physician, efttiressid his astonishment that
a man, and t woman. were not' orated »t-‘iho
eftmo,tio>ft*inotcad of, ,tb(v,latter springing
from tho Hbof onn first parent. A, young no*
trdsa by, remarkable'for the graceful
Wrh which She crop' gives to - tho cicpressionof
hnr Ideas, aaid;' l ‘Wna ilnotnatnral, sir, thru
thy flower should come after, ftp otetp.*’, , ...
' ftni™ Ootisouso.—l)anld"\V'cbslcr once
had * difficult case to plead, ftnd ft verdict Was
rendered against his'client, One ;nf, the’ wity
nesses came to him and said—'Mr. Webster, if
I hod thought vre should have losMho.jeaaei I
-m a-w ' r■ ' . deni .worn,than‘l
Webster'„ i is , l:r .i^\ o , r . nn h' !^ u ' n^V, * , “' th '' ,, ’<,'
pbly knows the origin of the wdrd;l is the name I* 6 ' ‘bft jufydid nolhellnt a' damnod word
Irifft newstyle of Indies' bjinnetft'. of Pn*l«i»|r I--0"I 0 "
odennv Jtisso onnstyueted .that if . efts'be ftM* ltt7",tViTijp.'mUk,'fto'n linvyiiPasl lies get opt a
w iißftßwi nrt info hxmMl W|«» (uWjhQ-nvf* tnllti jj'ifFwh’l* .Miey nre,
W-iu •J *»•' «■*' »»./•«> ucojcn in
'■ j i Thf Vnnf«* ittfy ftp >hnr]n’*ft-,pvm» ri»Vln, | '.'JtVusv.'vtVif W)rtiACi:nluB , Will
!ann turnedm thn vcfc of TCkstilou,■ With-1 > t oiii.u jwpump. Lwldloelill
•atltapwrmgitftcUr*ct«f. - jalWr (beyarocollkd. •. v
: ’ (C7* An Trhbroin going to mhrket met ft foN
imcrnilh on owb ». ~ : t .
' , ‘Say, in!filh«r» whatll you Uke for your big
by;odta^k•yi ,, .! .
.fW is on 6wUy« bftist,*Tepllod
eAfnrmcr, (V
. bit do T cftro 'whetKer U Is oubVor
young/pricetbeblrd,yft fin^ocen,*
fMWr:
;v' ( i".'
'NO. -28.
j.
: an account
ofAßsryian researches aud discoveries ip, the
lut*Aon&! Report of the Ifcpyil Asiatic
ty f made by Cohßawlinson, we learn tlial the
most wcept, a 3 well ad tho moit importaiifdis
covpry, in an historical and geographical,point 1
bf,vicw,.is that of another obelisk, fn the aguth
east corner of the great mound of Nimrod, and
erected byShainaaphul, tho son of Shalamhara,
THo date of. tho'obelisk is aboutthd beginning'
ofthecighth ccntury.-B. .0. The chronology
; o'f AssryTa has received in valuable accession by
•tho discovery'of a record of one of the early
kings, whoso name {aread Tigloth-Eileser, like
that’of the later king of ABsryia know to the
Hebrews,'. Tiglath-JPilcser I, is shown, to hare
flourished 418 years-before the (feign of Senna
cherib. FriTm letters merra, recently, received;
we learn that tot. Rawlinsonhas read thenarae
of Scmlfamia on tho statute of the god Nebtf,
dng .from tho ruina of the palace of Nimrod;
Scmiropjia appears, in a legend .upon - the sta
tii to; to have been'really .the wife of Pal .King
of Assyria, tho same as Is‘mentioned in the
Book of Kings—the cotemporary of MenaheiU',
King.of Israel., This would place Semiratnis
ISO years, before Nebuchadnczzcr, which .will
curiously confirm tho tradition, recorded ’by
Herodotus—that' this Queen preceded Nitocris,
the. wife of‘Nebuchadnezzar, by five genera
tions, equal to 160 years, Anothch very curi
ous discovery, made by pel. Bawlinaon is, that
the employment of the Babylonian. Cuneiform
writing was ibnlinued down at least ablate os
the time of the Macedonian dominion in Asia,
the commencement of tho third'ccntury before
Christ.' ;,t : . .
A SnunwD KBPLT t WnUcf Scott says
that tho alleged origin of the invention of cards
produced'oncqf thcshreyrdcat replica he had*
ever heard given in evidence. Jit was made .by
the lalo Or. Gregory, at Edinburgh, tod coun
sel of grcat.eminencO fit the The
doctors testimony, went to insanity
‘of the party whoso mental capacity ,was the
point at issue; On a cross interrogation he
admitted that tho person in question played ad
mirably at whist. -'Anddo you scrjously say,
doctor/ said the learned counsel, 'that a person
having a superior, capacity, for. a game so diffi
cult,' and which requires, in a pre-eminent der
gree; memory, judgment, andcombindtion. can
be at the,sametimoderanged inhisunderstand
ing V\ *1 amnocard player,* said tho .doctor,
with great addrcs3,*‘but f have read in history
that cards were invented for the amusement ;of
an insane king.’ . The consequences of this re
ply, Trwc decisive. • • . *. . /
Top Good to crLost.—
of the fashionable houses in Breokly nwere, as*-
scmblcd in the public parlor one stormy*' cveh
-1 ing a few months since* when a rather antlaua
-1 ted lady, who never seems to have any employ
-1 ment but admiring her jewelry and dresses lisp
led out the’remark that she loved k rainy day,
and always, took rainy days• to, arrange her
drawers. ; ‘So do I,’ growled an - old sea cap-'
tain,\rt overhaul roy drawers and shirts-too,
sometimes, and sew on, a, button‘or a string
where it;is wanted.’ Madcnioiscllo did not
faint, 'but thcrewas an angry hiatlc of her silks
aa Ahfrswept frora tho room, leaving all . to ex*
fwgi?'* ti tier rfor * hearty
Exper/exce ofr ’WomW.—
I have i observed ’ all - nations, that' the
Woman Ornament, themselves more (haft ’tho
men; that wherever found’ they are the sane
kind, civil, obliging; hproanCj fender beings;
that; they are ever inclined to he gay and cheer
ful, timorous and modest/ ‘They do not hesi
tate, like men, to perforin ft hospitable of gen
crous-actioDi-not haughty, norarrogant.nor
supercilious, but full of courtesy, and fond of
society-;'industrious, economical, ingenious, l
general (o err ; thauman, but in
general also more virtuous, and .performing
robfogbbdactVonathan ho. ■■ ’ •
I iiovcr addrcsscd myself in thb- language of
;decen(iy apdfriemlship to a -woman, whether
qiyilizctl or savage, withoutrbctmng. n ddeept
and fripnnly anpwtr. ; With man, it was often
beep otherwise. Ip .wandering over tho-barren
plains of inhospitable Denmark; through honest
Sweden, frozen Lapland, riidt and churlish Fin
land, Unprincipled Russia, tod tho wide spread
regions of wondering Tartcra, hungry, dry/
cold, wet, or sick,- woman has over beep-friend
ly to mo, and uniformly; and to add,to this
Virtue, so worthy of tho appellation of ..benevo
lence,these’actions have bwn performed ip so .
free and kind a manner, that, if I was dry/I
drank th? sweet draught, and if. hdngry, I ate
thecoarsc moraal with pdoublorelish. , . ,
Lazier Donkin# dokb'Brown;—Oneday,
Dunning, whoso exterior graces were by no
means commensurate with his'personal vanity,
had been cross-examining a young woman at
considerable length upon the • age of a person
with whomsbc professed herself,well acquaint
cd.and asked her; “How old now would you
.take mo to bo?” lie yras .considerably dumb
founded by her prompt replying, to tho iiaircr
tsal laughter of a, crowded Jcoiirt, “Freni your
appearance,sixty:- hut from your question
§iXtcca.i”
C7* It,is.Bntcl, that Henry -W. Beecher spent
a Sunday at ahort-limo since - aud
there preached a sermon. Returning from the
church; hb passed a numbed of ‘young Jlmeri
cans 1 amusing themselves with agame of mar
bles rather intimately mixed with fancy swear
ing- • , » ..
‘My boy,’ Raki the reverend gentleman to an
interesting youth of eight years, ‘my boy, lam
frightcncdl 1 >
; ,‘jlrb you 1’ answered i buttons;‘quite, naively
—‘why tho dickens don’t you run, then ??
, JET" The Boston Foal says, five women will
so spread out llicir clothes os to take up thoeo
tiroaideof an omnibus, 1 thus -occupying. the
rporo dargned for . eight, and then if another,
ipomap.prearots hersejf at the door, they will
cry out, 'ypVcan't como inhere! there aint no
room i’ bgt If a man wonts to gel (I, they can
mako room enough, right down between them.
:V ‘:;
!*•••
.'-:■>/:<• ‘i'Y-ft.* ■' :> Vct>U *
. > i< ftaejditil 4plty9uis ,
,Uf^t;^v-;-L-,'' ( .-‘;.‘rv'' TjW
03? T A
quires*bp#, toplay opon It,j" ; V.i !
COuwp'of
threoyiars. ,y- Jt -’’-| ;*y'l- r ''\ : '.‘.i ’ .
’' K?*Tiiat tr&ablesotno ‘felW, “ifeut
lirpnnds^altf.j ■ Y‘YY ,\Y ’Y '-
;nr
"■'V',v.v
y> :
purchaacdabqi of
•’ ,’|E7" Mbtto *of abmo' 1 Vhemflt#
I win,' tails you l&iei* ,J . v .
, l* .money.’*" Ofcotttfd.lt if, oi'
eliohowcotildyouepeodif; ! T /' : ‘ u: 'P , iU .
r . arnan isah ast for half' A'
rtlthontdiacoTeringth&t BrayingU not dbqteJitt®
A.fiahinAT>o attte id'twftfc
bitozhefore youatartjfor youtnay ztoi got'otie'
allor"**‘ r ', ■'•’.• ; •< 7 :.U’p>iTv-, ,
a;idira!!>«^i»Vlw'^lil' ■’
<»good match/'
QutaHluqifir.’M i\, $xA .-
\'■ 07* Politics Is the' art of being triM'.tbfcrott
*re { policy, the art
I*® -V dyA'i '?;■•- ’/i>. ' ■
. D7*Alot of feUowa Trent onadeef.bhstttd
other day, In Arkansas,.and in-jessMban thrila;"
hours^captnred.flrogirty aiui . ‘
■ K 7" S omcbddy eays'-tt '
and nicely r dressed. ?;£sbaebsidy;
ql»e wickedly, adds—M)d without r
• pretty 1
taro—the tarniah that caught th6eye ynO not'.,
endure the fire blaze. ' •/. - ‘ ,
, OS-A brother edl tor fells uV .thjvt When bq! V
he bylhe
a puff.. -
DT'Mre. Blocmef say* Bhe ibrtr’ eotiH
' anything pretty,la a woman’* IrtrCHingoalflram,,.
her hips to her feet like a ho#head,qr -big '■ ;
tomcdchura., v ,
07" When tmellinglo th* cart, altra^tato’
a seat in the rear of a fat
of a colllalqta, he hreaki tho wor^enuljy^/;
Ibit So 7—
the beat hnsband--oh the We support,
that the greatest druiiktxa nadtea tJxelbiest t«a
pcrance lecturer.' •; ~**' > i*.»
witness named "touliafe
Uwitaid.to icrflmipftyv Haring tafcei
tty. plflcft,' ho 7 turned to t£e bar,b«fare i teatlffi
earnestly’inquired, f ,
word
contempt., It oruehes ail reply.,.’Wbenalady
.once says ‘'Fiddlesticks,** hp isapold'Buuvtrtjo
utteraonpthor tford. • '*
liar suggested" illat wVen/tnea
break their, hearts it i* elHhe same'aft when ft
lobster breaks ona.of bll clawwinother sprbatv
Ir.g immediately, . s>,
wont Day, said: and hj db
day!,do Lord'shall diwlde do sheep from -4o
goats, end bixlia'de Lbrd/TTe kimir who.trwii
deirpqll*> \-t
' d batfk suspends
fak« the .prenidantto
aerre bira to thb tame manner. A'afoapls &m*
edy, butT^e^acloiis.^'.»; . s /.j'j
A SEssiBLB,Xii)T.“A Tadyfrayfolly corny
plaining of the wearing of Vfhiskera iandmbns
(AQhcs, declared IS Whs on«pf the foahioba sfitf
Inya^blyvaot^j
■.■■USTAn indWdriftJ.Waa wrested thocfosMlay
/n.t?^aasrt^B*rdraiff*>pliric«lOJTO. , .
et) v «lfe usiwtothe builneti.dnd
wjitet .
■ Tnw>BApnic4t,‘
uptho line Which li ad oftcn\ pliced 'triider-Q
weddiogaoUco—«»lt !■ not righftbat man «h*l4
Ure alone,” carelessly left the * out of thcwoid
lire, which.made the bride hluab.^v ,
' chtiitlnpgiriiWi
playing, billiards, la this; Id! the lalter kam#
‘‘kissing” do not '(Aunt- In A the former,th«
d0 u ii. do / el$o; If yoh doubt U/cdS
snltlhe flret pair b< dtpoplngfeye-llds *ohc«M
a pr° B ** f ' ■ ; . • ■ ; ; v.r n ]f!l <--t
■ VGT An Jnretorafe bachelor, being haired Wit
Bcntlraentnl youhgrnUswby he d(4;not aecnrv
I some fond one’s company. In Ms voyageon the
ocean of Ufo, replied, Iwpuld it f wera aore
such an ocean would he pacific* ■
‘' Bs*“ Chemists inform na that-pUUnom la the
heaviest metal. We think gold, must be stlu
heavier—for we know«' few yOqng gbdtlefoetf
who boro been endeavoring in Tata dnrfog fldj
list three wocks, to raise a single eagle*
' has great ipoweW'A’hand' 'iigaw
will call ail tbo Bridgets add Kates Jo a atnatttf'
tho'door,'when-foe stentorian Tolce of Vim
Brown wouldn’t bo hoard In tho Ibaai, Queer
follow, - that mnslol * > •• l -
of bed tho moment’youfjea<
(he knock' at (he door. Thd mad who hesitate*
when called Is.lost: The mind should be. mad*)
up in a minute, for early rUkingis one of those
subject, that admit fto tumlng ?|£r, ™“
it?* o ! do not wish to say, anything fualast'
the individual In question,V. Mid a polltB&d
accomplished gentleman upon * certain occasion,?
‘.‘but I would merely-remark, Jp the language of
a poet, thit to him** truth is' stranger
'' ter Thorn are seyere! and pCrlod
ioals in (his country nndor (he odlioritlchiigo
of ladles, aed since tho explosive nature of qoti
tun has been demonstrated, it nay be truly
that every lady controls a magarint, ~
young lady wbo had not received 1 !*
much attention from the beaux as bof ftmiifo
associates, said .to her lover, «* I (old them I
would watt until .Iho chaffiftid.blown, ott tad
then I would pick up wheat.?* , , t .. r \
C?" Tho married mono! thoNowTorkcrioK
ot club, recently beat the tingle members.. JL
poor miserable old bachelor iaya be fa notataU
surprised at It, “ they probably got tbeir hands
In labelling their wisoa*tV ~v -.j..;,
, UT-Marrligeialljo mother ot the «orld,.aiul
proaenres ita kingdoms, fills l| a elUce, sued
churches, and Heaton itself, and la that atatTof
good things which God h»lh designed u
oMho world'. *, ..Tl .
a'sHl«'tins
day hi Now Fork, a newspaper reporte? obaer
wd in indmdnal emptyingtli pb&eU Ihfotbrf
in orm dip who w«a. dead../The Watepu^fct
English trflterisaysVoti cxn tsliwlum
yon «ro surtonddod
UiOtoUpwlngqncrringtert«; Ti‘f« wIU bcfocod*
smoking cigar*. and, nln* jading
Really, (his Is Important. ' , '
DjT'jVgoriJur has Inriintod kn India -robSc r
ladder. . The onlroUloctlon <oths
IS. that ro pc 11 nfba 1M ay w} t holi (
Rut what ofthatrTho aatrt’o
ply'tOft'llioubaDd Otber tUDgs,'^'r-’J.
llUlemto sctfbolmaitbrr 'BetaMrhnißtibnltikt'
d;u ¥ o
! • (Gr A home IoU loto a roschroir In i Ni* ) |iUi.l
fc'll/,W* hut.waa tcacned.hWUiß)
hpdclalora Without' horhm. Injury.rvoiTheln?
naked hya bonoTOlent gentleman he wan to®
hurt, he |Ud nigh, sjjd trotted off.