BY JOHN B. BRATTON. VOL. 39. Great Arrival of FALL AND WINTER GOODS. A T (he grat Mart for Dry-goods,Groceries, Boots xl_ and Shooa, at the corner of Hanover and Lou thcr street . The subscriber respectfully informs his frienJk. and numerous customers, that he has returned from Philadelphia, with a large and varied assortment of FALL AND WINTER GOODS, consisting in part of Broadcloths and Cassimercs, Sattinels, Vestings,Muslins, Checks,Tickings, Flan nels, Linseys, Velvet Cords, Cravats, Suspenders, Gloves, Blankets, &d. Ladies’ Dross Goods, Silks, Bombazines, figured, plain and changeable Poplins. Mouslin do Laincs| Binghams, Calicoes, Alpacas, Merinocs, Shawls, Ho siery, dec. tf A large assortment of Parasols, Bonnets &. Rib bons. White and colored Caipot Chain. H ats & Caps. —A very largo assortment of Men’s Tind Boys Hals and Caps, of every stylo and quality. Boots & Shoes. —An extensive vaiiety of Mens’, Women’s, and Children’s Boots and Shoes, from the most celebrated manufacturers. Groceries, Such ns Sugar, Cofleo, Molasses, Rice, &c. Choice TEAS from the well known Tea dealers, Jen kins & Co. All who visit our establishment are free lo ac knowledge that wo are selling every description of Goods, at astonishingly low prices. Our system of low prices lias already ullrartcd a grenl number of people. The attention of all who wish good bar gains is solicited, as extraordinary inducements can be offered to purchasers. Duller, Eggs, Rugs,Soap, and Diied Fruit,token a I markctpriccs. N. W. WOODS, Agl October 7, 1852. Stoves! Sieves'! MMIK subscriber has made arrangements wrih JL the best manufacturers of Stoves in Troy. Al bany, New Yoi k, Pliiladolphin, &c., by w hirh he can oflW inducements In persons chase Stoves equal lo (he manufacturers. Anting his assoriment of COOK STOVES, will be found lire best and u.nsl approved pattern* adapted for burning either wood or coal, all of which oro trnr.ntiird, lIIh Parlor Stoves, embrace new and beautiful slyles, and such as eannol fail lo please nil tastes. In addition lo these, he nas on hand a large assortment of A7.VA’ PLATE S'J'OTES, which he feels satisfied will please purchaser*. Persons desirous of procuring a good stove will do welt to examine my stork, as it will be their advantage lo give me the preference. JOHN D. GOROAS. f Test High St., opposite Hhonda' Warehouse. Carlisle, Sept 16, 185*2. THE LATEST NEWS IS, THAT the subscribers are receiving weekly sup plies of handsome and cheap Dress Goods, (‘ I mbs, Cassimeres, Saiunoils, Flannels, Delaines at iHj equal to llie 25 cent goods, Shawls in great variety. Dress iriminings, buttons, &c., sel ling off at price s that defy competition. Call ai d see them. A. & W. BKVI / November 18, 1852. Clollia, Suttiiiof Is, Sec. | JUST received a largo oesorlincnt of French Dlk. 1 and Belgium Brown Cloths. j A largo assortment of Saltinctls and Cassinieres. A fine lot of Flannels, Linseys and Suck Flan nrls, all colors. I A large lot of Calicoes A Manchester Ginghams. ' A good assortment of Men’s, Bay’s and Youth's Water Proof Boots. An elegant assortment of Ladies Boots it Shoes, Children's and Misses Boots and Shoes, and n case of the liesl quality of Ladies (iuni Shoes, which will bo warranted cheap and pood. For sale by N. W. WOODS, Agl. December 16, ISSS.S The greatest Wonder of the Day, 1 S the unparalleled display of cheap and elegant X (iooda, now opening at Ogilhy's Emporium, ond which baffle all description and defy competition,— For instance. All wool Delaines worth Mous Delaines worth 75 for 60 25 for 1 8 1H for 12J 10 for 6 12 for 10 Heavy good Muslin north 8 for 0 Cassinelts worth 50 for 37 j Black Cloth worth $4 for $3 Flannel* worth 31 for 25 Blick and colored Paramettas, 50 for 31 Back V'.annela worth 35 for 18 French Winter Ginghams worlh 37 for 18 IJl I>oula Napoleon restore him. She raised his head, rolled his limbs J wile that she -nav bo a fn. °*n ClB ’ **■ W ° nl * in hot flannel, and placed hot onions to his feel.— i a wue uiai sue .nay bo a mother, iho marriage us -n i i i u in ■ . an Emperor cm be nothing but a Suto affair. It .f J 1,0 drpadcd ha f-hour again came round, and [ natural, therefore, that iho ret., meta of ll.e'court. f T" d l,im 99 coltl and ri B IJ 93 She ,r " 0 «- I here, the oulca-dc-cum p, (ho whole household in fad, ed l,Pr Pntreallß9 80 desperately, that the messon- , should allow themselves to talk and jest very freely " p,s bp B an to 'hlnk a little gentle force would be I upon the subject, and to speak of Lite Prina—- iiecesaarß —' n”!*' "“T nr V J ' - .V m a tone anything but respccllul. 1 have hoard of l ‘ ,e body against her will, but she threw herself sundry epigrams at her expense, which are posilivV upon it, and clung to it with such frantic strength, ly brutal. Information ol this bus reached lady , that they could nut easily loosen her grasp. In concerned. Bui this is not nil. A French doctor pressed by the remarkable energy of her will, they lias been sent to Vienna charged with (ho very deli- , relaxed their efforts. To all their remonstrances, cute mission of discovering w hether she would breed ! she answered, “if you bury him, you shall bury 01 course, l»o w»s to keep perfectly dark upon the jme with him.” Ai last, by dint of reasoning on nature of his errand. lie penelialcd into the inti- . the necessity of the case, they obtained from hrr a macy of the lady, scanned her proportions, measured promise that, if he showed no signs of life before her length and breadth with hia eyes, made up his j they again came lound, she would make no furlhei mind, Mid finally reported against her. fie gave in opposition to the removal. . verdict of “tendency to con.un.pl,on end gener.l ha.ing jned ||||s ms i|e , h , ~ lha wa|c| , wou hue.. in tit. cite. end 10ng.,” 1l„. el.o c-.no „„ „„ d „ ne ' wl . d h „ pm>wilh rp . to tho oars of Lady Caroline, und her indignutlon , , , . end ..trended dcllc.cy were very w.r.nly e.pree.ed. I do,,l,l ;“ ‘T’. hl '" li0 '’ 1 P’S 9 ■>' hot .valor about Tim. for. there t. no doubt of the vcr.c.l, of .lie, him. 'orcnel hot brand, boltvpen I. is teeth, and story. All this has positively occurred The con- 1 brpall,ed ,nln f,ls "oMrils. and held hartshorn tn elusion ol the matter is suid to be a refusal to proceed h,s nose; but soil the body lay motionless und on the part of Louis N ipulcon, and a rupluro mi the ‘‘old. She looked anxiously at the « nidi, and in purl ol tho princess, also. Add to this lint she li.ia five minutes the promised half-hour wcm Id expire, been ol lute rather frightened at the accounts of the and those dreadful voices would he heard passing licentiousness of her bridegroom—she herself is very through the street. I lopelussness came over hei straight laced—of the immorality of Ins court, and ' —she dropped tho head die had been husUinmg llio gonenl laxity of murals (hat pctvudcslhc Frencli her hand trembled violently—and the harishnm cs pi la I. *1 he mulch u mud to bo certainly broken she hud been holding was spilled on the pallid .off, and our Benedict is thought to be looking to. (.jce. Accidentally* tho position of ihn head had j wards Iho sister of tho Kmgol N j pies. lie hankers been slightly lipped backward, and t lie powerful after King Bomba fur a broll.cr-in-law. iu the | i(]U|t i fI OWP j j n i 0 | llB n „ s ,rilB. Instantly there I meantime ho .splaying deeperalo court lo a little vva9 n shorl , nuiek gasp—a airuggle— I.ir eyes bp.n..bt.00..1e,.,w ,ow„l, the 0.u.l (Test ,1,.„ ty ~e | -d , a „ d „' h ,. n ,| IB .lea.h men r,.„t- n e .un, ol fee ore end c0n,;.1e1,..„, |,0.,c..e. vet, blue eye. ' h „„ up , )Pll . || P ~ „„|| and luir hair. iho rrrnch go crazy over mi eh , , . K . 1 , . . . n ,e,,i,in... n .,. i w i i- iii alive, and lias enjoyed unusually good health.— combinations, and Louis IN u puluon is r rench by lu*l ' . J J J ° mother's side. The Spanish ludy is o glorious horse- j ‘ ' ra ' ‘ J ’ ‘*' _ woman, und was in at tho dealh of tho wild boro, a | PK,ICK. Twas Sabbath evening, calm and still. When nought was heard but wjppoonvllf. Whoso plaintive strain the soul would fill-- When mother died. Then gathered friends from fhr and near, Thun cheek met chock, and tear met tear And fell upon that farm so clear— When mother died. A sister dear, with tearful eyes, llrvnthod forth such holy, heartfelt sighs, That seraphs caught thorn in the skies— “ We're all alone." A brother hold her death like hand, Received her penile, last command 'Tin going tu a belter land— ‘ l>u right, my son. Dot closer still around her pressed An angel hand from repions blessed. Tu bear her weary son) tn rest From earthly 1011, Fur longer life she did not crave, Nor feared the silent, gloomy grave Out yielded unto God who pave Her spirit soul. Now. ns the frnprant zephry breeze. Glides ihrooijli the weeping « illow trees. It mournfully yet sweetly breathes Her requiem. Oh, Father of the orphan loan. Fmm sinful earth soon claim thy own. That we may kneel before Thy throne, And sing Thy praise. fßtoccUmuott#. mouth ago. at Fontainebleau. Hho ta to make- ono of the party at C'unpicquc this week. But bliu lus already signified lu Ins majesty that ho cannot have Iter without marrying her. I am afraid the reprobate will have to du not do. without the Beiiora. Whtlhcr Mrs Howard is influential in preventing the Emperor's marriage, I cannot any. 1 only know that she remat ked \ cat or day that tl>e Princess VVaaa, at least, would nut bo Ins wife It is not long since the American no pc re culcd Mrs. H., and later still an English correspondent narrated (hut she had been conveyed across (ho frontier, and that all the French representatives in foreign countries had been in alructcd to deliver her no passports for Franco. And yet she was living then, os alio ja still now. in her simple yet comfortable house, in (ho Rue du Cirque She is probably the only woman to whom Louis Na- poleon waa ever and ho is so alill. I'hey both bestow constant attention upon the education of (heir children, and she spends a large portion of her money in seta of benevolence. She la as well known in the Hotel Dicu aa over the Little Blue Clna k was, and I understand that Louis Napoleon’s largesses to the pour are made at her persuasion. Her argument to Inin is that it will render him popular, but her own motives it llial it will do a groat deal of good. No ono doubts that his purposes in giving alms, is interested, but afler alt, it heals the sick and relieves :he poor quite as mucti as if dictated by the purest selflurgctfulncsfl. * I wrote some six months since of certain papers, in the possession of Jerome Bonaparte, proving in □ontcstably, the illegitimacy of Louis Napoleon, end his Dutch paternity. You know already what the corrobulive and contingent ovidcncu is, that Hortens had a lover before site was married, and by him a son, the present Count do Morny, that chu had the famous Dulcii admiral for a lover, after she waa mar- ried, and dial Louia Bonaparte as site lived spoil for s long period. Add to ihia tho well known Nothor* Imidisli physiognomy. Tho papers in question, con stituting the direct evidence, I understand to consist in letters from Horlcnso herself, in which repealed | allusions are made to her'surreptilious' ( son. Jerome ; in playiug his cards well, and will make the Empe ror dance to any tuna ho likes. It seems positive that he threatened him the other day, and ho was imprudent enough to boast of having made him (urn pale. lam astonished to find how many people have learned of (lie existence of the Queen's letters.— Every one know (ho doubts thrown upon the birth of his Majesty, but few wvio aware upon what evidence if any, (hoy rested. A Long Pause—A groat Idler of stories was in the midst of one of (bom, at bis evening club, when notice was brought him that a ship, in which ho was going to the West Indies, was on tho point of sailing; ha was, therefore, obliged to break off ab ruptly ; but ton his return from Jamaica, some years afterwards, ho repoirod to the olub, and, taking pos session of his old scat by tho fireside, ho resumed his tale ; 'Gentlemen, us I was saying,’ dto. Henderson, the Actor.—Henderson was seldom known to be in a passion. When at Oxford, ho was ono (day debating with a follow»alndonl, who not keeping his temper, throw a glass of wine in tho actor's face, when llonderaon took out his handker chief, wiped his face and cooly said ; 'That, sir, was a dlgrcacion; now for (ho argument.' Fontaine's Reason son Silence.—Some ono asked Fontaine, the celebrated geometrician, whet ho did In society, whore ho remained almost perfectly quiet. * 1 study,' replied ho, 'the vanity of men, In order oo> cnaioually to mortify it. 1 C. INHOFF, Agt. An honoßl old lady, when (old of hor husband’s death exclaimed: "Well, 1 do declare, our trou bles never como alone. It ain't a week since 1 lost my best hen, and now Mt. Hooper has gone 100, poor man I” poetical. MY MOTHER. BY EDWARD NEWCOMB, T< n millions even would “OUR COUNTRY—MAY IT ALWAYS DE RIGHT —BUT RIGHT OR WRONG, OUR COUNTRY.” CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 27, 1853 A THRILLING SKETCH. Wow beautiful is ptface— at ihe home hearth, in society, in iho nation, and all over (he »arih. Ob hleralor of feuds— washer out of blood slams, and under of earth's races injnving brotherhood. Six thousand years since, Cain smote his brother at the altar, (he oanh has tnivaih-d w ilh war, and in j blood. 'Phe only landmarks spared by the ages, have been trophies of lerocious conquest. Iluin and terror have swept over hills and valleys, and seas; and humanity born with such a noble and glorious visage, has walked a perturbed ami tern hie spirit, in this earth garden and paradise of God.! Peace which should have been the companion of man, and the inspirer of joy, has only flashed at biiuf and wide intervals through (ho cloud and storm of earth's life. But it will not be over so. Tho tfar of Humanity with lisolf—lis suicidal strife—estrangement from Its original nature, and from God, rann >t always last. Kighteen hundred years ago, one came upon the earth, heralded by angels, who sang “-Peace on , ' earth, and good will to men.” And the prophecy j lof that song will come to pass. The unnatural, ! war among men, societies, and nations, must cease. < | Slowly, and certainly, the cloud and tempest will I | roll back, unveiling the clear and serene sky, and I - humanity, self-bound, like PromelhcUs to the rock, ' I will shako off tho vulture which tortures it to agony. Peace will come lo all the eanh, for God has sent a token and given promise of it. Then shall the dovo fly out from the human ark, over the 1 wide sea of earth’s ruin, plucking the olive leaf, 1 and the bow of promise shall be hung in the hea-| vene, that tho water of war’s desolation shall no, more cover the onith. I TUB PERILS OF A] ATfIIBIONI AL LIFE, We turned aside from our path for a space, to visit an object of some curiosity, which is one uf the “lions" or mo eastern snores, I his is an an cient vault, belonging lo a memberof the “Custis” family, « branch of the same slock with which Washington intermarried. It lit s upon a fine old farmstead, looking out upon the hay, and occupies .the centre of a largo field, the only prominent ob ject, sheltered by some old trees. This vault ia lof white marble, elaborately carved in London, | but now in a stale of dilapidation. The curious feature about it consists In its inscription, which runs thus: ‘•Under lliifl marble lomb lies the body of the Hon. John Oustis, of the city of Williamsburg!) and Parish of Burlon; formerly of Hungnr’s Parish, on the eastern shores of Virginia, and county of Northampton, aged 71 years, and yet lived but teven years which wat the time he kepi n Dnchelur a Home at Arlington , on the Eastern shore of Vir ginia.” This Inscription, we aro told by another on the opposite side, was pul on tho lomb by his own po sitive orders. The gist of it, onr lady readers will bo pleased to conceive, consists In iho linos we have italicised; the force of which will bo bettor understood from iho additional fact, which does not appear, ilia I this bachelor, who lived in his bachelor condition, was actually married three times. 11 is experience, if wo are to believe his epitaph, was greatly adverse to the idea of happi ness in tho married state; yot how strange that ho should havo ventured three time* upon it I Tho natural conclusion is, that Hon. John Cuatis was a singular, Just, and conscious man, who, unwill* 1 ing to do tho sox any wrong by a premature Judg ment, gave them a fair trisT, at the expense of his own happiness, and pronounced Judgment only after his repeated experiments. I Tradition has preserved anecdotes of tho sort of experience which he enjoyed in the marriage state, one of which I will relate. It appears that he was driving out in his ancient coach with ona of his wives—and to do him justice wo must assure the reader ho had but one at a time—and In the neigh borhood of the very spot to which we ourself are tending—Cape Charles. A matrimonial discus sion ensued between the pair, which warmed as they proceeded. The lord grew angry, and the lady was vociferous. “It was (ho diamond," said one—"and I insist,” quoth the other, “that it was the club.” “You will drive mo mad!” cried John Custis. “1 should call that admirable driving I” retorted his wife. “B !" ho exclaimed, “If you eay another word, I will drive into the sea!” They were even upon the beach. “Another word !” screamed the lady, “Drive where you please!” sho added. “Into the sea —I can go as deep ae you dare any day !” Ho became furious, took her at her word and drove tho horses anti chariot into the ocean. They began to swim, he held in, looked into her face, 1 ami sho laughed in his. •.Why <)o you slop - !” she enquired, exultlngly, not a whit alarmed. “You arc a devil !” hn exclaimed, turning Ihe horses about, and making for the shore with alt expedition. “Pnob ! pooh !” laughed his tormentor. “Learn frojn this lart that there is no place where you are lo go, w lierti I dare not accompany you." “Kveu to !” “The only exception,” alto answered with a chuckle; “there, toy dear, I leave you." Sho had conquered. He never drove nl Capo Charles again, but groaned wuh iho recollection of the seven years’ bochelnr life at Arlington.— Correspondence of the Charleston Evening A’ews. Tito Mniilao Mother. A writer in tho Springfield Republican, from (he Worccsur Insane Retreat, mentions the following 1 There is a small pond in tho garden. Just oppo site tin 1 pmi' 1 , 1 iuw a woman, humbly dressed, look mg in the water "That poor a uinnn," said tho doctor, “has been hero fur Bevcral years. Sho assists in Iho kitchen, und isperfcily hann css, although incurable. Shu is tho wife ul an industrious man, living in an adjom mi» •’ t i. J c 1 » ■ • ■ “■'j' winch died suddenly of tho scarlet fever. Within a t week of their burial, the mother proceeded In a pood i mar by for some water. As sho was dipping her 1 pail, blic st wind, and iho | ■ power "I spmp ■ ih iMng with them bo very limited.— | Bui, ol all il> it I h ivo even, not any have approach I ed the unr 1 now I inked upon, in utter absence of all ] life’s sun»iniii' 1’ .le, ash vp> fo wore her fea l ores, 1 her lips were Ihh Icrh, >iml her eyes sunkon, her lower j 1 w dri>|i|>f-'‘l II ... m. i.l. nl .n 1. 1. rpwcnpil .'.recr .In'! „ .«c.r llial line 1. mil illu-l .a. of Hie d.i-potic p»wi r of 1.. i.- In- „ d „ dulgcil li .bit Al ono ul ihp cmitrrencr* where he J •■ | reckon nni " w.is the Cixil ieply. prclili-.1.a V.1.1M8 promliiT W,|. i-li.rgril Willi imlulg ; „,, ~,, ~ r HIr y.iur Killing V' mg ton jii'itl nri'M m i «.iggrr.ili'>n. Mo win rmi y (i, „ |)o , lllU „ rc „.,nblc you, wnl flowed mi lieely from his longue, I hut tr nth hud nil ( j . the stmbl.niee, mid frequently did ill the mischief of ••SVcllldn old head " a 1 10. The young in,in w.ia sentenced to bo publicly • „ You g u v u ’y..uf •ulvmn oath Ui«i Ihu w filing dot admonished by (ho clmir. Mu •loud op m the pfe- h()l r( . #cm i,i e j„urs in u single loiter I ocnco of his brethren and (ho Bishop, with (lie “Ye a-s mt !” greatest kindness, pointed util (he evil resulting from |,’ ow y ou know 1 (ho lid hit. Aft cr hearing him through, (ho accused. .. .(j Jug ' e j CJIJ q wn , c balhcd in lours, requosled permission lo soy a Tew words, f/e commenced by a candid acknowledgment nf his l.iiil(, and (hmiked (he Oishop fur his admoni tion. Turning In his brethren m (ho ministry, he usMireil thorn of his determination to conquer his besetting propensity. “ 1 regret it. as much as any of you. I have struggled iig-iinst it. 1 have wept on uei'oiinl of it, and I cm truly ray, it lias already c-m*cd mo (D shed bain la of' teats I'i lknct in C'onvkriatidn —[(nil un empty barrel ! down lull, mid wliol a rattling noiao It (linked ! So with nn empty cu rrlago over the pavements. So also, with un empty lioud. When it contains but a few ucallcimg idea*. every body ran hear them rattle.— Vou almost ace them, when lint fellow who Carrie* Mich a head passoa by you. Have you not such an individual in your niind’a eye? Wo have. Mia name may bo Dick, Jim, It 1 11 or Joo —but ho ia I lie mile every where—he w.iga the same tongue, shoot* forth the Biuno ideas. Ho thinks lie ia wise, but every clao thinks otherwise. Had ho real knowledge, ho would talk leas.and think more. Oenerully a man of sterling Inlcnls talks but very litllp, yet every word i**lt. A.i.i.-... «»•»•. uvbw.j,. lion. lie was always embarrassed in company.— Some of heat living authors—men of genius and talent—line been noticed for their paucity of worda in common coovcraalmn. Yel men who know aoarco* more than twice two make four are alwaya rattling off words, ami pirns for persona of sorno consequence. They utter sentences without meaning, words that would puzzle on editor to understand An incessant talker wo always avoid. In hi* presence we feel about ns happy oa on the brow of a cataract only there is some sense to the latter. In ■ n nflie : or store, what is more trying than a person with the gift of gnb 7 what but a straggling musician under your window, or a fiddler in your garret 7 Roman Intbi.uokm'*. A letter has recently been received {-jy* a 1 tto English paper) from Romo, ivliioh sNlcs that a short-time since, a disciple of Mr. Robin was in Romo, and among hie conjuring (riche ho bandaged hi* wife's eyes, placed her In enolhci pirl of iho theatre, and ashed tier what ho had in hi* hend.vwhcn it woe made, ond other elmiler c ucelione. The'trick, so common in England, wee thought so wonderful in Rome, that when the Popo'e Vicar heard of it, ho suspended (ho performonce, ol thCUgh ftie announcement hod been stuck up ell over iho oily. The conjuror woe also culled before His Eminence, clnrgcd with being in louguo with the Dlach Gentleman below, ond threatened will) all aoitf of things. Thu poor man, lo get himself out ~f iho scrape, wbb obliged In divulge the secret of iho irioh ; after which the performance was allowed lo bo continued. I mention this ihot you rnsy judge of iho Intellectual stale of (lie Eternal City. “Hano me, If I don’t believe the world's a wheelbarrow, said a Jolly inebriate as ho rolled along the pavement; “now l*m In tho mud,” as ho foil headlong into tho gutter, “and now I'mon dry land,” as he fetched upon the curb stone. Hia concluding remark, as his boots followed his head down an open cellar way, was, “now the wheel it broken and the vehicle is out of repair.” DESPERATION. There i> a terrible follow somewhere 'Down East’ If ynur ambition is to bo a welt bred ltd/, yotl who ought not be permitted to run loose. lie threat-1 mast carry your good manners everywhere with you. ens to play the very duco, and break things, in con- 1 Those are notthings that can bo laid aside and pat sequence of his faithless gal. If ho should liappon on at True politeness is uniform disia to pul his throats into execution, the Lord have mor- tercste'dncss in CyilTos, accompanied by the calm self cy upon us ! His Oral threat is, | possession which belongs to a noble simplicity of I'll gr..p Iho loud thunder, i P“ r ? l ' B ° '• lh 1 i • mu "‘ ll ‘° ° f • C s rl ““‘; With thu lightening I'll pl.y, I "P l .'"' running through .11 you think, ■» or do; .nd I'll rend o.rlh ...under, unlc.. you cari T.lo .nd o.erc.eo it upon .11 000..10n. And kick it aw.y, ■ *" d lowa ' d f s «»?«■□"., it mil novor b.cum. a p.rl 1 of yourself. When you try to assume it for some special purpose, it will sit awkwardly upon you, and ofloiiJiiil you at your greatest need. If you are.an* potilWb your washerwoman, you are in great dan ger of being so to (he very lady whoso good wishes you are trying (o propilolo. Rudo manners are so insinuating (hat I boy will steal upon you unawares, withoui their opposite have become a habit. Tb* charm will) which true Christian politeness sheds over a person, though not easily described, is fell by all hearts, and invariably responded to by the best That's attempting considerable for one man— however, if ho has a mind to take the responsibility, and pay damages, lot him smash awsy— wc are not afear’d. lie next says : Tho rainbow I'll straddle, And ride to the moon, Or in (ho oceon I’ll paddlu, In the bowl of a spoon. That won't hurl anybody. Go a.head, old chop —wo like lo encourage a laudiblo snirti «»f ndv»n«*-'" I'll set fire to tho fountain, And swallow up the rill ; I’ll oat up the mountain, And bo hungry suit. Goodness gacious ! is (hero no way (a appease fils wrath and stay his stomach 7 Must wosnfl m>-ch. Brolly, wc llnnk such a desperate and dangerous and m'rly guarded by one lien .1 wo mmquiiorN. ami a vigilant wuoJ louse. Ihcru IB no knowing what Susan, slundhp anil let mo see whit you have learned. What doe# c-h « J»r spell?” •• I don’t know, inarm.” “ Why, you Ignorant or 1 11 or ! What do you always ail on 1” •* Oli, inarm, I don’t like to tell ” »• What on earth is the mallet with the gal —tell what ia it 7” >• 1 don’t like to tell—it was Bi’l Crass' knee, but ho never k laaed me hut twice 1 ” ” Airiliqn ike and apple aarao 1" ciclaimed the schoolmistress, and ano (united. Military TtnMS. “Night about taro.”— A girl with un nv.il visage, d.i.k blue i*yi s, pearly teeth, and a delicately clear complexion. “Stand at eaue.”—Standing at supper n hen you are worth a hundred thousand dollars. “Present fire.”—A man offering u light for your cignr. “On the Stuff.”—Dining on bread only, as it is the staff of life.” , • • l,oa»« -.f aliavnor." A to.. i‘a oli'nillitif Oilf»d in tbo company of Ins confidential Irn nd. i “A pitched battle.”—A fight between two men who have been tarred and feathered. The military Argus has a long and prosy article, headed, “How to make Horne happy.” A Mend ol ours Ims now u wuik in pteparainm winch solves the question —“It la to give y.mrwileaa much rnon ii s grc.it lij 11 leu, Imd requested that a mica. .. .. .1 • ... ... ms iiair simulil be given by Lieut. I*, (o hia awe ti he i rt, Susellc, in Scotland. The gal. lunt Lieutenant thus describee lus interview : 1 II w.is at the close of a day, when a bright July son was selling, that J arrived at ihc pretty cottage ol Smibi tie's moiiier. I treinnlou'ly staled who 1 via in ihe must rr«per(able looking matron I ever saw„ uI I'rench eiimciion. In broken Litter accents of he.i r* I* Ii gne'. she (old me her daughter's dcslh was d nly cvpeeled, and r< (picnicd Imio to prepare her to "At l*«i she expressed a wish to see the friend of Richaid llunncM ; and 1 was admitted to the fairest d.i ugliirr of Lvo. And I found this world unequal /toiler clormi. She was propped up with pillows, 1 near l/io open lallioo of her bedroom, that was clus. lered wmli roues. Her n bile dress and the drspbry of I fie room uccordid with tlio nngohe vision, vthq now turned her lustrous eyes upon me, veiled in long ti tnged ey i lids. She lie Id mil her I ransparenl hand, and genllv pressed mine, ns I stooped to kiss It j and »* slm nit un ic.i ra (f. i.p ..ii it. soli ly murmurtned : I w idi I cull! cry. f/o/f wmilii relievo my poor hcnri.’ She gasped lor breath, nod respired Willi ditli-nUy 'The loci, id Im ir quickly, let mo SeQ it '' She caught ui il. wildly pressed it lo her lips n i dlo ut, and hl' h irk Her mother and I thought .he had fa in led ; tint Iho pure and innocent soul bad relumed to (» f eight tinnit riml mill one of square iiili-s, equal In Imir limes ilie xupt-rftrul contents ol our tit iirli i v It xertex to give some idea oi ilu> «i ii pr ml on x bulk of our s>dur orb when such a v,i*t >1 rd nc 11 on in it y Im* made from Us luminous Mirl.u-e ami yet any diminution f emitted light bo unpeMVpiihle. •* \N *• h.ivr imi the idea souu where suggested hy astroii mien lhal tln-su 6 dar xpnU served lo in hUji-i* In 'i mi min■*tu and mild winter*; if true vre may consider mti present winii‘l an illustration.” A PnETtv lors —Dr P , who is attached to | a Parisian liioairo in quality of a physician, express jt iJ Ins ni'omslimcnl that man and woman were not c'calod at [fie same limr, instead of (lie Utter spring' mg (ram a rib of our hr»( parent. A young octree* (•landing by, termrkcd for the graceful turn which niio ever gives lo llic expression of her idoie, lmmt< ili iii ly said. '\Vn• il nul natural, sir, (Iml the (lower should conic alter lliu Mem V Si \otit.an I'i rr.rr- nr as ICi n riiur akk A St. Jego |i i|»i‘f. spe iUmg ill Mic rueenl eailliqmko at that [il.mr, i*a \ h il li is ‘i IT > 1 eel [utxlly ie«,' IUo ‘number of deaths Irmil clmli'in li.img diminished very materi ally, iinr) lliu pen|de generally bu'ievcd lhal the earth* ijii.ko hid ifjuuluilly lulh-d lliu innlady. Poraone j sulVcring under violent nUnclia rose from their beda, and uflcr bring for lionia in the sUcrls, in tlio damp ■nuinmg uir, 101 l no return pi llicir • ickncu. KnsKisß anti t llk Tbaitohb. — When citizen Thot. wall WIIA on in* trial ul the Old Da ('ey, fur high tret* non. during (he evidence lor ihe prosucotlon ho wrote l|,o follow mg note, and vent il lo hia consul, Mr. Krskino: 'I am dulermmod lo plead my cause my. self.' Mr. Kfikinn wrote under It ’IT you do, you'll 1,. Inngi'l ■' nluuli Tltelwnll Imme d 1 u laly TOIUTQed (hia reply : 'I'M ho hanged il 1 don't.' •• I don’t aay Mr. Judge, that lliu defendant was drunk. No, not bv no mo ms ; hut (Ins I will aay—. wln ii 1 list aeon him liu was washing hit fico in a mud puddle, and drying it on u door mat. Whether a ruber man would do thin, in course. 1 can't aay." Thu court thought ho wouldn't. The consequence was (ho •• defendant wont np fur silly days.” I B«ipt vtrtus Lawyers. —Ttio celebrated Dem ! Swift. in preaching on am"*o sermon, wut severe 4 gnin«t (ho lawyers fur pleading against their COO* sciences. After dinner, a young counsel said toms tcvc-r Ihrn J 7 ■ against (lie clergy, and added, that tio did nut doubt, were (ho devil lu pay, a parson might bo found to preach Ilia funeral tcrilion. Ves,” «aid Swift, ”1 would, und would give the devil Ins duo, as 1 did Ina children (bit morning." He Didn’t Taste Tium. —An honest former wot invited iu attend Q party at the villagesquire's one evening, where there was music, both vocal nnd inst/umenial. On the following morning ha met nno of ibe giieeie, who snld—VVoll, farmer, bow did you enjoy yourself Inst night ? Were not tin* (jirurtelio* excellent 1" Why, sir, I can’t soy for I didn’t lutto 'urn; but the pork chops were tho finest 1 over ate.” Shouldn’t Wonder. —The hnvo dlecov* ored some grass from the “path of rectitude.*’— Wo fear Umi path must be sndly overgrown with grass, it is ho seldom travelled in. A green *un who had never before aoen a steam boat, fell iltrougii a hatchway, down Into the hold, and being unhurt, loudly expressed his surprise-*- “WbII tl the dnrned thing utu’t holler, 1 ’ Never ridicule eacrod things,or whaLolhsrs may etiatm as such, however absurd (hay may appear i to be.