American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, September 16, 1852, Image 1

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BY 1 JOUN Bi BBATTOfI.
YOL. 39.
• HATS ASTI* CAfrS! '
Spring Styles!
WM. 11, TROUT, has just received and opened
tho Spring Stylo or Hals for 1652, on elegant
brticlo, to which ha invites tho attention of the pub.
He, His Hatß'are of ell prices, from tho most ele
gantly finished to tho cheap common article, and of
every variety of stylo now worn. Ho continues to
and keep always on hand
a full assortment of HATS and CAPS
for moa and boys, and ho can soil a
bhcapor and bettor article than any other establish
bent in town: Those in want of goad, well mude,
and elegantly-finished Hats, would do well to call
before purchasing elsewhere.
Tho attention of citizens and strangers is particu
larly invited to tho beautiful Spring Stylo of Hols,
just received, a really handsome article, ami warrun.
ted to bo just aa good, bb it is neat and tasteful in
appearance.
Remember (hat (ho largest and best assortment in
town may always.bo found at TROUT’S, Irvine's
Roto, rear of the Episcopal Church .
Carlisle, April 2SJ, 1852.
Coacli Trimming, Coacli Painting,
Saddle and Uarncss DlaUlng.
rpHB subscribers respectfully inform tho public,
X that they have opened a new shop in Worth
Hanover street, a few'doors north of Glass’ Hotel,
where they arc prepared to make every article in
ihoir linoof businessnschcop, C3)35T?)
neat and oa substantial as ran
had any where in Cumber* ■ -« r * *■)
land-county. They arc now prepared to Trim
and Paint Coaches at abort notice, and on tho most
reasonable terms. They hare also on hand, and
will manufacture to order, Single and Double Har
ness, Saddles, Bridles, Collars, &c.
Having had considerable experience in tiro above
business, the undersigned (latter themselves dial they
can give satisfaction to ul( who may favorlliem with
their custom.
With moderate prices and a desire to please, they
solicit a sha>o of public patronngo.
C. M. COCKLIN.
Carlisle, Juno 24, 1862 ly*
Take a Good kook
Before Purchasing Your Goods!
\V 13 are now prepared to show ono of ihn most |
extensive assortments of Spring & Summer Goods ,
over brought to Carlisle. Our assortment of Mens
and Boys wear is very complete, Cloths, Cassi
mcres, Vestings, Summer Stuffs, Kentucky Jeans,
Velvet cords. Linens, &o.
Ladles Dress Goods,
such as.fancy and black Silks, Silk Poplins, Silk
Tissues, bareges, mouslin de laines, barege de
lames, ginghams, lawns, plain and figured Swiss
MuslinlpUook, Jaconet, Mull and Cambric Mus
lins, calicoes, lickings, &c,
BONNETS & RIBBONS.—Towers, Tabs,
Miiinary materials of different kinds, with a large |
supply of Kclglnga, Insertlngs, handkerchiefs,
gloves, mitts, hosiery, lace goods, flannels, Al
pachaa from 12$ to $1 per yd,
GROCERIES, SPICES , sc.
To all of which we invito the attention of those
wishing to save money, as we have the documents
to prove (hat our goods have alt been bought for
cash.
A. & W. DENTZ.
A«g. 5, 1859.
Look Out (or Barguius,
OWINIi to mo vei> extraordinary ncavy op.»>* 6
business, I wan compelled to largely inctcoFe my
former slock of Hardware, Cutlery, Saddlery, Shod
Findings, Coach trimmings. Wall paper, Bar and
rolled iron. I now invite all persons in want of any
of the above articles, to call and sec us, as 1 am con
fident my goods and prices will not full to please
oil. Thankful for the public’s very liberal patron
age, I hope for a continuance of the same, as our
aim la to plca&e all, and give you full value foryour
money
lIARDIVAIIE.
THE subscriber having just lelurncd from the east
with another largo addition to hi< former stock,
making it the most complete aasoftmont of Hard
ware, to bo found in tho county, would invito the
attention of all desirous of getting bargains to call
and examine for themselves before purchasing else
where. .
I return my sincere thanks to the public general
ly, for tho v«ry liberal 1 patronage heretofore extend
ed, and solicit a continuance of (ho some.
HENftY SAXTON.
July 22, 1962.
To’ Coach and Cabinet Makers.
THE subscriber is fully prepared Jo md6l their
wants with on enlarged stock of hardware In their
!L"nVp™nn?afe
&0., walnut and mahogany veneers, glass and ma
hogany knobs of all sizes and patterns; a large
supply of varnishes, oils, turpentine, at such prices
that will make It their interest to give him the pre
ference. H. SAX I ON.
July 22.
Farmers Look at Tlild!
HEAD! HEAD!
LAND PLASTER at is els, per buslio). Baal
Peruvian Guano 3} ala par pound. Beat Pata
gonian Guano at low rates. Poudrollo at 40 eta.
pot bushel, or s3,p6r barrel.
SAVE YOUR MONEY.
The Gnttno offered abo«o Js hot 111110 above tbo
uoal of importation.
POODRETTB
wo offer ,you at the manufacturers price, and of
quality unsurpassed,
H LAND PLASTER.
In this wo boat the world. Wo have facilities for
grinding one thousand bushels daily, and our price
do*, competition. 0«>h» •»
Now Steam Plaster Mill, at Junction of
Old York Head, Crown & Oallowbill sis.
" jPlilla. Sept fl, 1858—3 m
(too Agents Wanted.
SI,OOO A YEAR.
WANTED inovoty county of iho United Stoles,
active ond enterprising men, to engop in
the sale of aomo of the beat books published In the
ooubtrv. To men of good address, possessing a
small capital of from *25 to *lOO, B«oh Induoo
roqnts.wul bo offered as to cnablo them to make
from f 3 to $lO a day profit. .... , r
The books published by ua oronll usofullnlbeir
character, extremely popular ond command largo
sale, wherever the, are &
Sooeoeaora to W. A. Leary & Co., No. 138
North Second St., Philo
Sept 2, 1852—3 m
-TT7OOP WANTED AT Til IS OFF
of our BUbßOriboro who doslro lo p«y ll '°' r i
•ctlpUon In WOOD, nto toquoßled lo deliver it during
Ibo prevent nmi Iho coming Wo wnnl good
wood, and will have noj*"*'
T)1NB APPI.B ojfoSJtIpHEEKE, conston
xon hanJ »nd.fii(^a«SljF m ' A ' ro,hl!, “’
September P. 0 IP*"
PINE OIL and Fluid coneunlly on hond ol Wm
A CorolhorV.
September 0.
the: pass tsa thought.
BY MAJOR O. W. BATTEN, U. 8. ARMY.
"Dust to dust—ashes to ashes I"
'-Dust tojdmt 1” yon solemn bell
Daily says or seems to say;
Ifnrfc (its rolling—lolling knoll I
••Du»l .to dust—and clay to clay.’
By tho angle now at rest !
Dy tho flower my bosom wore,
Snatch’d untimely (Tom my breast!
Uolloiv herald I toil no more.
ffnst tlmu, tongue of Iron frame,
Never nolo fur 'larumcollt
Tone to tell of thrcalning flame 7
Joyous sound for festive hull 7
Yonder goes a bridal train
Pea I love's merry roundelay 1
——— Toird tho deep—deep bull again
“Dust to dust— and clay to clay."
"Dust to dust I" Ones more that sound
Thrills upon the listening ear;
Under voices whisper round—
Txnffui elnnci-B watch tho bier,
7Jfco a« bllttiws fall and rise,
Echo answers fnr away;
(Bridegroom inr it aside lit Inc eyes.)
"Dust to dust-mid clay to clay.”
Whose is now Uic requiem lono,
renting on the eventing iv-Jnd?
Whos* i« now the spirit gone,
Leaving hearts «/ rare behind T
Uluuming fmm tho Uotfry tileh,
•/Vcath (ho hummers measured piny
Slowly surged that ohk reply- -
“Dust to dust —and clny to clay."
HeNrciA a* RRackh. Cal., Juno, !esi2.
a^tocrUaitfoua.
tIOMAUCB IK REAL LII-’IC.
[The fallowing fuels possess some striking points
of interest. Wo may premise that the alary is strict
ly (rue, names only, fur obvious reasons, being sup
pressed ] >
In the year 18377 a young woman of docent pi
ren'ogc, engaged in ilio service of a clergyman in lire
weal country, became acquainted with, and formed
an attachment, to a young man in tiro noighorhood.
A child, the result of the attachment, was ultimately.
from the inability of either of the parents to support
it, consigned lo the caro of the grandmother on the
(uttioi’spido. Tiio mcilhcr had frequent opportunities 1
of seeing and hearing of her boy while sti« i om.in.a
in that part of the country, bat some time af.erwards
she left the neighborhood and removed la a distance.
Afterwards the father left the same district also, and
removed to Ireland, taking the boy with him. Some
years passed away, and being mutually ignorant of
each other's placo of residence, the mother, after
using means lo discover whither her child had boon
removed, gave up all hopes of obtaining tho much I
desired Intelligence. She conducted herself well in ■
the gentleman's family in which she served, and in
a few years after an odor of marriage was made her
by a respectable tradesman, which, after candidly
relating lo him the eircumstonccs of her previous
life, lie was, by reason of his attachment to her, in
duccd (o repeat, and she gratefully accepted the
oiler. In (lie prosecution of Ins business ho soon
after removed to Glasgow,whore ho commenced bus
iness as an engineer. The father of the boy, in the
meantime, had also married, and by him the youth,
when he grew up, was sent io and completed his
apprenticeship with an engineer in Ireland. Subse
quently the lad went to Glasgow in search of, and
obtained employment, by a singular coincidence, and
without a knowledge on either side of the relation
ship, from the engineer who hod martied tho boy’s
mother; and* from Uio fad of Iter not having seen
indeed 1 could not possibly have" rccogoiiod him as
her long lost boy.
It appears that a brother of the tad's father hap.
pened to keep a booking offico for parcels, &.C., in
tho city, and lo him, oniong others, tho father had
sometimes, in his letters, alluded to the mother of
his boy, and hi» natural curiosity to know what had
I become of her. Tho young man was occasionally
in tho habit of calling ou his father’s brother, and
rooding or talking over any mutual letters they might
receive from his father in Ireland. It chooced one
day that a well dressed and even lady like woman
entered the office lo hook a pored; tho man fixed
his eyes upon her, end said ho hud some distant re
collection of having seen her before, and begged,
with all civility, to inquire whether. In her youth, she 1
had been in omplnymcnl as a servant at o monso in j
the west country, which he named. The hdy ro- 1
plied that she had ; end ever anxious regarding her
boy, and having no reason for concealment, eagerly
inquired if he could give her any tidings of her son,
or if ho know pnything concerning him 7 Tho man
told her thulffßo was himself tho brother of the boy’s
father; that having seen her In former years, ho re
membered and recognised her countenance, and if
she could call ol his office the succeeding evening,
at seven o’clock,ho would make arrangements whore,
by her eon should bo In attendance, ond she might
see him. Tho Interest dnd anxiety, it rosy bo^ms-
S| l lro^ooyl l al%t , ni"nyendeavors, Hbr l 'ho long
space of 20 years—no( even by letter; and hero, by
a singular accident, when sirs least expected it, she
was on tho following evening lo see and converse
with him. She immediately wont homo and told
the circumstance to her husband, arid deep was the
interest he also look in the matter which hud so
much concerned her; for she had been to him a
most faithful wifo, and if she had erred, she had
ishcd it away with long sorrow and repentance
JOHN P. I.YNE.
11l ho, of all o'lhcrs, had 7ully nod freely forgiven
,M Tlio intervening (line, it may bo supposed. scorned
long and tedious, and it wo# with ut\ anxious oyo
and a palpitating heart she entered the office ibe
succeeding evening, a foW minotoa before the tp
pointed hour. The man informed her that tho lud
hud not yet arrived, but wduld bo there Boon, and
handing her a teat, told her that ho would cluio a
half shutter of Iho aido window when hi' camo in,
by which algo #bo would know that it was her #on
who entered. People come and wont for a consider*
able Umo, and Iho mother's feelings and oniioty
were every moment increasing, when one of her
husband's workmen entered llio office. She instinct
ively turned away her head, for aho liked not that
one in her husband's service should observe tier at
Buoh an anxious Umo, but at that instant tho half
shatter woo hastily closed, for it was indeed her rod
who had entered. She gated at him as ho stood in
his prime, and her wonder was great that aho should
1 recognise in ono ofhof husband's workmen her long
I lost son ; but the proceeding anxiety and the shook
wore too much, and as aho looked she became pale
and fainted away. Restoratives wore immediately
procured, and on her being completely recovered, an
explanation of tho extraordinary circumstances was
communicated to tho son. Although ho had had
I frequent ocpaslon to speak to hU mistress, jot there
' had not been Iho least suspicion on either aide of tho
close relationship. .
They wont homo to her husband a house one
hU place of business together. Ilor husband was
amazed aa well as bo might bo, at (ha (urn matters
had taken, and Indeed it tvaaa subject of deep inter-
I est to all, and wonder to all of thorn. Ho was pleased
to find that his wife’s aon woa doing so well t for, of
course, ua his master, ho know him ; and shortly af
terwards having used his Influence with Ins friends
on his behalf, and knowing the lad's ability, ho pro
cured for him a situation «b engineer on one of the
English railways, which ho stilt holds. Only about
ton months ago, the lad Interceded and obtained for
his father a subordinate situation on ih« same Une ot
railway. Tho subdued and grateful thoughts of the |
mother may well be Imagined. An absence of nearly ,
twenty yepra fould not In any degree abate the foot-
Inca of maternal attachmentj end, though she lun
often deplored the error of l>or youth, it wee with
feelings of thankfulness and a gladdened heart she
contemplated the extraordinary chain of oirourn-
tontly
poetical.
*‘OUtt COUNTRY—MAY IT ALWAYS HE RIOpT—BUT RIOII7 08. WRono, ovn oouhtss
CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 18527 '
stances which, under Providence, had restored to Iter,
after such a protracted separation, (ho child of her
affection.—Stirling Journal,
BASHFUL. MEN.
BY MRS. MARY A. DENNISON.
Wo never yet saw a genuinely bashful man who
was not the soul of honor. Though such may blush
and slammer, and shrug their shoulders awkwardly,
unable to throw forth with ease, the thoughts that
they would express, yet commend them to us for
friends.
There are fine touches in their chactora that Imo
will mellow and bring out; perceptions as dclicatoas
(ho faintest tint is to the unfolding rose; and ill
thoughts are none tho loss refined and beautiful tUt
they do not flow with tho impetuosity of the shallow
stcamlel.
Wo oro astonished that such men arc nolapprccit.
led i that ladies with really good hearts and cullivi.
led intellects, will reward llio gallant Sir Mtislaci’o
Brainless with smiles and attentions, because ho esn
fold a shawl gracefully, and bandy compliments with
Parisian *-<»«!♦ wilt ml ■ <J■ ■nnmj |q
look upon tho worthier man who feels., for them a
reverence bo great that his every mute glance is
worship'
Tho man who is bashful in tho presence of ladies,
is their defender when tho loose longue of the slan
derer would defamo them : it is not ho who boasts of
conquests, or dares to talk glibly of failings that ox*
islin Ills imagination alone: his check will flush
with resentment, his oyo flash with anger, to hoar
(ho name of woman coupled with a coarse oath ; and
yet ho who would die to defend them, is least honor'
cd bjfc the majority of our sex.
Who ever hoard of a bashful libertine? The
anomaly was never scon. Ease and elegance uro
bis requisites; upon bis lip? oils (Littery, ready to
piny court alike to blue eyes and black ; lie is never
non-plimcd, ho never blushes, Fora glance ho is
in raptures; fur a word, ho would professedly lay
down liia life. Yet it is ho who fills our vito city
dens, with wrecks of female purity , it is ho who
profanes the holy name of mother, desolates the shrino
where domestic happiness is throned ; ruina the heart
that trusts in him ; pollutes (ho very air ho breathes,
and all under the mask nf a polished gentleman.
Ladies, a word in your car; have you lovers, and
would you possess a worthy husband 1 Choose him
whoso delicacy of deportment, w hose sense of your
worth (cads him la stand aloof, wliilo others crowd I
around you. If ho blushes* summers oven at your
approach, consider thorn so many signs 6r
cd opinion of your sex. If ho is retiring and modest,
let not a thousand fortunes weigh him down in tho
balance, for depend upon it, with him your life will
bo happier with poverty, than with many another
surrounded by the splendor of palaces. —OUce Branch.
The First American Martyr.
Early in February, 1770, the females of Boston
ado a public movement on the subject ofnorj-lmpor
(ion, and the mistresses of 300 families subscribed
their names to a league, binding themselves not to
drink any lea until the revenue act was repealed.-
Three days after the example of the matrons, multi
tudes signed a document to (lie same purport. All
:s wore thoroughly imbued with patriotism,and
even children were sturdy asset tors of national rights.
Disregarding these expressions of public sentiment,
a few merchants ir Boston continued to sell the pro
scribed article. Among them were Thebphilos
Liilio and (our others, who wore particularly bold to
their unpopular conduct. To designate his store as
one to bo shunned, a mob, consisting chiefly of
half grown boys, raised a rude wooden boo d upon a
polo near to Lillie's door, having upon U the names
of other Importers. A hand was attached to it, with
The merchant wav greatly Trtifatod, OmJ tiT nts
friends, named Richardson, a stout man, tried to
persuade'a countryman to prostrate the figure by
running bis wagon Bgainst It. The mm was a pa
triot ond refused, and Richardson attempted to pull
it down himself. The mob pelted him with dirt and
stones, and drove him Into Lillic-'s house. Greatly
exasperated, Richardson brought out a musket, and
discharged U with aim into the crowd.
A lad named Christopher Gore,afterwards Govor
nor of tho Commonwealth, wob slightly wounded, and
another. Chislophei'Snyder, a son of a poor widow,
was instantly killed. The mob seized Richardson,
nnd an associate name Wilmot,and carried them to
panucll Hall, where they wore examined and com
mitted for trial. Richardson was found guilty of
murder, but Lieutenant Governor Hutchinson re
fused to sign ills death warrant. After two years*
imprisonment, ho was pardoned out by the King.—
The murder of the boy produced a groat sensation
throughout the country i and in Boston it was made
the occasion of a most solemn pageant. His coffin
was covered with inscripiions,auch as “Innocence is
not safe,” and others of like tenfar ; and was taken
to Liberty Tree, whore a largo concourse was as
sembled, who from thence followed his remains to
the grave. In that procession shout 500 school
boys look the lead. Six of Snyder’s pUy follows sopj
fiwnu* m°t?i t o*(/cconß*M(, and iiearfy 1300 of the in
habitants, The belle of the city wore lolled, ond|
hose of the neighboring towns. The newspapers
voro filled with accounts of the murder and funeral,
ind little Christopher Snyder was apotheosized a*
lie first martyr In the cause of liberty.
Midnight.
The clobk id striking twclto! I<ow finely the
full tones sweep past through the olr os If It would
lake up thoaghland carry It miles sway to the friend i
woaio thinking of at the moment, flow many L
haunts of wretchedness hidden from human eye, in j
the depths of human hearts, have those cold vibra
tions readied while dying so carelessly upon the cor 11
What tales might they 101 l of secret misery, sickness, i
watching, and praying sorrow, and' fear, and carc,|
ami the thousand bitter hankers that lie and feed at;
the Very heart strings, beyond ail roach of modloino. J
perhaps of sympathy. Many o wife sits watching!
with a broken heart fol* h*r husband's step—many [
a mother for her child’s—and many an adventurous]
merchant lies haunted with fears of shipwreck end
fire—many an undetected defaulter watches at the
door—many a young girl jost finding out that love is
only a heaviness, and a tear, muses bitterly over the
mpriaa » mnotont or ah unmeant trifle* And
these are the only watchers—for the happy ore asleep
—save the bride on her daintily wrought pillow,
murmurming in a low lono to the oar (fiat will soon
tiro of Its monotony —or the fervent pool building up
his dream into the sky, with hli eyes straining tn
the darkness, and hie pulse mounting with the loop*
ing freedom of on ongoi’s forgetting the world will
. trample out his fiery spirit to ashes, and laugh to
scorn the fine work of hie lowering fancy.
A Doa Srotiv.—A gentleman, residing i» Chelsea,
owns an English terrier who has # remarkably in
telligent fuoo, but is otherwise undjsUngulshabJe,
from Iho “common herd” of dogs. Ibo gentleman
visited Somerville a short lime since, and Iho dog
accompanied him. There lliodog made Iho acquaint,
once of another dog, ami wo* so fascinated with two
sociability ofhia now companion that ho mieaod ilia
oars, and his maetor oaroo away without him.' But
lha doff wa. carlo at the elation next morning, am., Gu)BC WE „„ ON ._H I, known a. . fact in
como homo in the first train of oars. Since that . ~_i w .»,* donlhofthirtr foot,’iho earth i
time tho gentleman noticed thallria dog watr obsont gool gy, . . wanner*#* wo descend. Cfa an '
about nnco a week, during tho entire day. end the rate ol oho degree of 1
discovered Iho fact, that on these occasions, ho goes «i f ff* . f rv nnu f oo t. At Iho bottom of 1
direct to 11.0 Lowell depot, take. Id. piece in the hoc.Pnd two
paeeongor oar, jompa out et Somomll, .ponding the .lend. .1
day wah hi* canine friend, and returns at mglu. » i.\ rt u •vVmmfir heal. At this talo rook# and 1
The same dog will, If his master loaves liorfio with. f d bo twoo jy miles below iho sur.
out him, rdn down to It,, coach offlcjnmp Into an matal wooW ho
omnihoe, and coma to the oity In doiteh or him, »n" |’ lndreJ mHei lhe Ucnt would bp ten ll.ouiand l.mei
if ho docs not auccoed la finding him. return* by lb molted iron. Who Is tbero that can won
.am. enreyenee. He appeere lo prefer the o.md- '"‘ when all thing, reel on . mhUen
hue to the forty hoal, and Ida fidelity cnluroa h.m a oer at """
“free pass." —Boston Herald,
Sm the Spirit World*
is reported as a l;ao message from
lual now in (bo* Spirit World,'as
wo tmo been told :
Rarper—Jihn Jones!
Sprn of Jdbn answers by two raps.
Ripper—-Are you happy 7
Spi nt—Yy«, in ell but one thing.
Rapper—What is (hat? _
Spirit—l left (ho world without celmig on the
Printer, as I promised. Oh, if 1 could but return to
tho earth, I would do—
Rapper—l)o what?
Spirit—Call oh tho Printer and pay hinvfcem four
dollars ; but it's 100 late.
ftoppor—No? send a message to your once fond
door wife to pay il for you, aud then you will bo
happy.
Spirit—Yes, yes, (oil her if sho wishes mo to on
joy eternal happiness logo at onco and pay It, and
everlasting bliss Ismmo.
Rapper—l will do.as you bid me.
A message is despatched to Widow Jones, inform
ing her of the suffering of the spirit of her Uto hus
baud un account of not»making peace with tho Prin
ter.' Bits answers that she will go «t onco, pay llio
mao of types, ana nran^_j,i B , f llrjcr i /iir„her
poor dear Janes.
Rappoi—l sent n message as you bid mo (o your
wife, and she is, ere this, on her way to tho friend
you had firgollen while on earth.
Spirit—O,joy unspeakable!
Rapper—She has seen (he Printer and has paid
him.
Spirit—Happy ! happy If am ! '■ ft
Tho abtvo ta o warning to all who will not heed
the call of the 1 man of types.' You rdoy.UUe Jones,
die without cancelling tho debt, and Buffer tho sumo
pangs of lemorflo. If you wish to enjoy • everlasting
bliss* hoiciftor make your peace will) the Printer.
Scene In a Room.
Tho Hanford Times is accountable for tho fol
lowing story :
“Pal Malone, you arc fined five dollars for as
sauh and battery on Mike Sweeny.’*
“I’ve no money in my pocket, and I’ll pay the
fine If you honor will give me tho resale.”
“We give no receipts here. Wo just take the
monoyk Vou will not bo called on a second lime
for your Ine.”
“Uut f yer honor, I'll not ho wanting to pay the
same without I got a resale.”
“ Whnl do you want will) it V*
1, ,O .H* honor will wine one and oivo it to mo,
U will left you." * t
I “Weil, there is your receipl. Now what do
you want with U 1”
I “I’ll 101 l yer honor. You see, I’ll be after dy
ing one of these days, and when 1 got to the gate
of heaven I’ll rap, and St. Peter will say,
“Who’s there?”
And I’ll say, “It’s me, Pat Malone."
And he’ll sny, “what do you wont ?”
And i’ll say, “I want to come In.”
Then ho’ll say, “I)id you behave yourself like
a dacent boy In the other world, and pay all yer
fines and such tilings 1”
“And then i’ll soy, “Yis, yer holiness, I paid
them all."
“And he’ll want to see my resales, and I’ll pul
my hand into my pocket and take my resale and
give It to him; ami I'll not have to go plodding alt
over perdition to find yer honor to gel one.”
Dumnro and Tom Thumt>>
The N. Y. Express gives some statistics relative
lo these noted olinractors:
Darnum's cliiofcal sources ofincomcoul ofConnco
licut, are his Museum, said (o bo very profitable, sod
, Ui*«Cawgu9 menagerie, now in Michigan. Sixty
(he l ist t|)n n>nlila nf llm mum trnrio
3300 a week, or 310,400 a year, from Torn Thumb,
Uirnum nude Tom Thumb’s fortune, and Tom con-
Iributed nut a little to Barnum’s. Tom is about 16
years of ago now, though passing fur mom, and it is
his money (list built for his father the largest house
in Bridgeport. Tom has made all his family rich,
and when at homo is of course the elephant of the
(own, Btrnurn being than but a simple lion. Tom
has his bijou of a room in his great house, with a
rosewood bedstead, chairs, tables, and a tea sot, &c.,
all made to match his own diminutive proportions.
His qua'-fers contain all the presents ho received in
Europe, and pistnls, bowie knives, jack knives, fito.,
hove b««n among his favorite playthings, but he ia
amiable, intelligent, and very much esteemed. Oar
num (oak him as an exper imonl about ten years ago.
Ilia paj at the start was 83 a week ; icon it raised I
toBSs,iicn (0537. At (his price Garnum took him
to Engbnd, where his great success prompted Mr.
0. to stare Iho receipts with him. Now for show,
ing liinsolfmerely ho earn* an income equal to (he
ofllcial ahrie* of Daniel Webster and John J. Crit
tenden, rtinblood*
OCy'TIo following good yarn was spun more than
thirty ytars ago i fc.« •• man? of tho old. raahlQUa
am nnw - •••urijr (lip cluijccsL now ones wo do noTSCO,
■ old joke should not pars muster—especially
iT really good;
‘Well, Peter, what’s tho new* S’ t
•Nothing particular, in ass a, ’scopt Bob’s lame.
•Hob lame! What's the matter with Bab?’
•Ho hurt himself trying to stop do horses, massa.
■Horses! what horses 7* t
•Old massa’6 horses run away wid tho carriage.*
'Horses run away with tho carriage 1 What star
red thorn 7’
•Cannon, massa.’
‘What was it firing for?'
•To alarm do folka and make um come to pot tho
fito out.’
‘Fire ! What fire ?’
‘Your big now house burnt down/
i 'My now house burnt down V
I -Ho catch fire while wo all gone to tho fun ral.
i ‘Funeral! who’s dead V
; ’Your father dead, massa, ’cause lie heard do bad
i nows/
•What batf new*!’ ,
I 'be Bank fail, massa, and ho lose all do money .
j ‘You rascal, why didn’t you 101 l mo all this bad
news nt once V
• ’Cause, massa. I *frold it too much for you at
ojico.so 1 toll you little to time/
T.*nv Duelists ri« Spain. — A lady of Madrid a
short time ago, sent a challenge to a fair rlvat, wiio
had BuppUnlcd horaolfin her favor of a wealthy ad
mirer. Tito successful damsel unhesitatingly agreed
to OehU and both patios chose acoondsoul of tb'olr
own sex. Fearing that the emoll of gunpowder might
oroVJ disagreeable to them, the combatant* toauHcd
to use fonctoff swords; they alio determined to fight
unlTono or tl.o other .hooU ho hilM, They wool
to the croond each with tt pair of fencing awordSjand,
in case tlioy should fail, a pblr of potgnards. They
woroiual ready for action, when a pair of officers
cams up. and look them and their seconds inlocualo
dir-but one of the mbit, having called tomind that thb
Uw though forbidding du’ols‘between men, said
nothing ol duel* between women, expressed ft doubt
whether they were .warranted In making the orrest
It waa accordingly.determined to roloaao thb women,
hula pledge Was exacted from thorn, on their word
1 of honor, that they would not renew tho combat
d
The Double Suicide at Klcndersoni Sr,
Wo gave & few days ago, tho particulars of tho
voluntary drowning of two young ladies at Hender
son, Ky., named Miter. Their bodies were interred
in the same grave. The Banner says of them:
4 Tho young ladies wero both possessed of good
minds well cultivated, wero naturally very
and the evening before called in to aoe some of their
immediate neighbors, and seamed in excellent hu
mar and fine spirits; and what could have boon the
motive that Impelled them to this rash act is a mys.
lery which none may hopo to comprehend. Wo
learn, however, by ono of tho parents, that some time
last year tho older daughter was pledged to a young
gentleman who loft Loulsporl to attend to some bus.
incas ht had on (he Indiana side of tho river, and
: from whom she never hoard afterwards. From this
fact sho grew into tho belief (hat ho was drown.
od,and former tho determination to perish in tbo
same way herself, which she came very near ac
complishing soon after, by jumping Into the river
from a wood boat,but was rescued by some gentle
man happening to pass along at tho ttmo.
From that time, however, up to tho day of her
melancholy end, sho evinced no disposition for her
romantic idea of self sacrifice upon tho alter of af—
jVnti— -wmanffer sister. _«o_undoPBtand, was
engaged (o a young gomroman aomownonrxtpmo
river, and (o whom sho was lo be married during tho
summer, or tho coming full. Whether onythirfg had
occurred to blast her cherished expectations, is not
known. Certain it is however, that some powerful
. influence has been brought to boar upon her feelings,
but what that influence was is a secret, which, tho
fondest wishes of a bereaved and sorrow-stricken
family has gone with her into the silent recesses of
the grave.
Cast-Iron Buildings*
Cast iron Tor building purpose, la coming Ouch day
more into ÜBO.aa its capabilities arc more manifested
by experience, and its superiority over other material,
for strength and durability, is most evident by trial.
Since publics attention has been turned to its excellent
qualities, iron buildings are being erected in ell the
principal cities. A writer m the Boston Transcript
points out many of llio|advantsgca presented by iron
for building purposes, to say nothing of tho proof i
against conflagration which such buildings would
afford. Frames for building can bo cast, according
to any style of architecture or taste. Frames of iron 1
will bo of much loss dimensions,for buildings of sim
liar sixes. They can bo cast so as to bo firmly united
and jointed throughout tho whole structure. And
the parts and portions exposed to view may bo highly
ornamented by the Tim connecting and
or straight, making angles or squares, or other forms’, 1
or bo variously ramified in these structures. Within j
the frame work, panels of caat iron may bo sot, there
being an outward and inward groove, for tho rccep.
tion ofo n outward and inward panel or finish. Tito 1
panels can be cast after patterns of (ho greatest
beauty and taste. Between these panels but little
space will bo necessary ; therefore, upon a given lot,
more in dour roam will bo obtained (herewith than
by any other building materials, The sleepers and
flooring being of iron, more height of story wiil be
afforded, with the same height of building, then with
tho materials now in use. Roofs should bo double,
so as to allow a current of air to pats between them
in tho sultry season of the year. Thoiough ventila
tion may bo maintained throughout the edified, and
a more equable temperature. Such building also
would be a thorough protection Bgaintltbo destruct
ive effects of lightning, the electric fluid would find
the best conductor to tho ground, whore it would be
safely distributed. One can order his house from
the foundry, of a parlieulir size and pattern, finished
for erection, to tho turning of Iho key, doors, win
dowa, sashes, stairs, and all the fixtures, oven to flues
ofgood draught, provided or furnished (herewith.—
These frames and plates need bo only of the nccos
strength ia required, Iho ViTppmf - inny
by hollow castings, enlarged in dimensions, but not
much, if any, in weight. Tho foundation of such
structures will therefore bo loss cosily and extensive
than those required whore other materials are used.
A New Fish Basltteiia
During llio pail winter, Uio controversy respecting
iho resuscitation of frozen fish was effectually set
lied through our columns, a now fact to many waa
also brought to light, namely, the supplying the
ponds with new kinds of hah brought from distant
waters in a frozen state. Wo have also noticed in
the Scientific American llio mode of cultivating carp
in Iho marshy ponds of France; but perhaps the
most extraordinary discovery of the present day, in
(ho fish hoc, is (hat by which they can bo produced
to an incalculable extent, in streamlets, rivers, ponds,
iand lakes, by artificial moane. This process, within
the last three years has been employed on a grand
scale, with considerable success in various parts of
France. Two fishermen in the Department of
Vosges, having noticed that the lino trout In (ho
streams wore tsst declining in numbers, made it their
business to investigate iho cause. They discovered
I that npt nna nro JJbu-Wl..*.
\,rtay or devoured by other (fab. jfc struck t/iem th*t i
if llioy wore to collect iho eggs and protect them
from the largo fish, they would in a few fears obtain
a plentiful supply. They according, in Imitolion of'
I fish, placed the eggs on a bed of gravel, pul them in-
ft box filled with holes, and sank it into llio bed of
tivor. In duo lime they hod abundance of small |
iroat, which they koplln clean woler, out of danger,
and supplied with filling food. Applying this process
fur a few years, they have slocked a great number
□f the streams and rivers of Franco with millions of
fine trout. This is a subject which should arrest the
attention of people In our country.
AwruL Tragedy.— Two brothers named llirai
ind Warren Francisco, following Iho occupation <
clock peddling, agreed lo mod at a public homo in
Iho vicinity ofßrownalown, on Friday last. One of
Iho brothers reached the tavern, about 9 o’clock, end
inquired If hi* brother had arrived, and was informed i
by tho landlord that ho had not. After eating hit
supper bo called for a light, and naked lo bo shown
to bed. The landlord Informed him that ho had no
candle* about tho houto, but If ho would follow him, 1
ho would lake him lo bed. FranclaCo followed tho
landlord Into a dark room, end undressed himself and
retired to rest. Tho bod accrued to bo wot, and hav.
I ins some matches about him, ho a hghl.
1 Upon examining tho bed ho found that tt wae wet
1 with blood I Discovering a caudle un a »«W« n4#f
by lie lit it, and, looking under the bed, ««w the body
lof bit brother, with hia throat out from oaf lo car,
perfectly lifeless! Faatening tho door Immediately,
'ho proceeded In load a revolver which ho had, but
before ho could do ao, there was on effort made by
| several men to enter his room. Pretending not Co be;
alarmed, ho asked them to wait until ho dressed lifm- 1
self. Aa aoon os he had finished landing his pistol,
ho opened the door, ar.d tho landlord and two other
men rushed on him, when bo fired two barrels of his
platol, immediately killing tho landlord and on'o of
his accomplices, after which the other man fled.—
Nudiion {lud.) Banner.
gy 'Papa, I've been seeing cook make bread, and
can yod toll me why dough riiembleßlho aim 7'
‘The aun, Freddy ?*
‘Yea. Pa.*
•No I cannot.* ,
Freddy, [with groat gleo.J 'Deeeuae when it rlaoa
it ia light.' Pa, [aolJloQuialng,] ‘That child !■ to °
eleven to Ute.* •
•John/ aaWtT clergyman to hU mad,‘you should (
bocomb a icolotiler—you have been drinkihg again
today**
*Do you oyei* take a drop yourself, muuatar l
‘Ah. but John, you must look at your olrcomatao- 1
Icc a .and mine.* . .„ 1
•Very true, air, laid John, ‘but can you 101 l mei
toourtileurooi* -*r~~ *io» i* \
‘No, John, 1 cannot tell yon that.* 1
•We», air*» wbb jqst beoatiko pvery on© kept bi«
Own door olein.'
4WHW .wo mntJfi.
CAN»T DO WITHOUT A PAPEIU
A BOMLOQUTf—*O7 “ OKtt of TUB PKO>t!c.*’
What I do without a paper! No,'
I'vo tried it to my sorrow;
So, lo subscribe for one, I*ll go, 1
Nor wait until to-morioW.
Should lovers hang or drown themselves,’
Or other foolish caper,
1 never get lo hear of It-**
1 do not lake a paper!.
Why there’s my neighbor, Toby Stoat,'
He always read’s the News,
And having news to ‘‘talk abou^
Ho never gets the bines;**
While others yawn in ennui,
His mind is light as vapor;
The cauae is plain lo half an eye—
Ho always takes the paper!
While neighbor Stout hears all the nCtftr,'
And knows each current price.
And always minds the P’s and Q’V
i^Tgirmg , 'guop-m«^«. l ,, _
I cannot tell the price of grain,
Of poultry, coffee, taper.
Or any kind of merchandise—
Because I take no paper!
Though 1 have studies which require
Much lime and mental labor, 1
Yet I can spare a little time
As well as Stout, my neighbor?
Though time be precious, 1 can use
A longer midnight taper,
And thus find time to read the PWimfcsr,
Therefore i'll take that paper I
♦ —»oe
Paradise regained—Hugging* blao*oyed girl on
a pile of froait out clover#
Slanderers are the Devil's bellows, to blow up
contention.
The man with the while hat and Iriangnfafthtrl
collar arrived in town on Saturday night. '
Land warrants are still advancing, and ICO act4*
sell at $M7a$L5O, smaller warrants in proportion.
The authorities of St. Louis aro putting down
the organ grinders.
pull together.
There aro three thousand parlizao papers in the
United Slates. *
In Boston the watch have received instructions
to report all persons who are seen entering houses
of bad repute.
Those Whigs who are endeavoring to prove
Gen. Picrco a coward, mast prove their Candidate,
Gen. Scott, a liar.
It is said that Senator Bell agrees with Brown*
lo w, that Scott will be beat In Tennessee by abdtft
10,000 majority.
“A more gallant man, or a more honorable mlb'
than Gen. Pierce, both in public and ptlvetei f
never knew. 1 ’ Geo. Scott to Gen. Gorman.
We are all of us dependant on one another—like
cog wheels pushing each other along by filling op
mutual voids./
Which|haß the best time of it, the Pope or the
Sultan—the man with no wife of the one with two'
hundred and fifty.
speech for q whole week, says he wishes hi/ Wife
would do the same*
Jackson always had a' poor opinion of Gedl'
Scott, and no man was a bettor judge of haman'
nature than Gen. Jackson*
The man who committed suicide by turning hiha
solf inside out and crawling through his boots itT
not expected to live*
••You want a Hogging/* said a parent to an un
ruly son. .<*l know it, dad,- but I'll try and gel'
along without it/* said the lad.
A wag says he knows only one thing bolter than
love, and that ie, to bo thrown into a pond of mushf
and milk, with the privilege of eating yodr
ashofo*
Lost—Yesterday, somewhere between duhtisa
and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty
diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they
are gone forever.
Gen. Scott bos not yet resigned his place ffa
nuMlo crib? “A bi/ti ia lha band is worth iwo to
the bush.”
A Yankee chop, speaking of his swcotheaVt/
lays: “Her hair is of a rich dark brown; Ceru
lean is her eyer hor cheek’s are soft ne oygont'd
down, her lips like pumpkin pie.”
A Uttlo going to church for the first lime
with his mother, was mightily pleased with tho
performance on the organ, and cried out—“ Mot
her, mother f where’s the mtmA/y?”
On a casual view of the world, U appears as if
there were a great many souls originally made, but
Oral in the distribution of them, some got three or
tour and some nons at all.
Knowledge may slumber in the memory, but it
never dies; It is like the dormouse In tboivfcd
lower that sleeps While Winter lasts, bdt aWakee
with tho tvafni briath of spring.
At tho Whig ratlftoltfon'mtfelfngfat VYoshlngtoft’
a transparency was seen having on It, two boWIS
of soup, with spoons in them. What a falling off
tlVat io from two dollars a day and roast beef!
’fheta a/o published in lbs city of Now York*
ono hundred and forty thousand copies of daily
journals; one hundred thousand of these favor iho
election of Pierce and King, and a good portion of
the remainder give Scott ond Graham a cold sup
port.
A gentleman seeing somo cows In a field grac
ing* said ho did not wonder “that ihograis did not
got high, os it was coin'd down.” Agaiy, on see
ing a cellar nearly finished, he remarked,“U wan
on excellent foundation for a ttury."
To be ohcorful and happy deal honestly with
every one.”
The more cr rohn works iho loss' Undo ho Will
have to grumble.
Whig platforms are now called sonp-oretruefurrs.
A miserly church member becoming excited by
a sudden outburst of eloquence from his rolbistdr,
clapped Ills hands ond shouted out, Thank Qou
for a free Gospel; twenty year# have I been a
dtiurch member, and it hasn't codt md as many 1
coppers!” “Lord forgive yoof stfa’gy'ddul efc
claimed the preacher.
A clergyman whowna confiding o young widow
on the death of her husband, apoko m a *e»y eo
tioub tono, remarking that be wa\ “one of Iho few.
| Such a jewel of a chnalVan., Yoh oannol find bia
(equal, you knoW.” The sobbidgTalr onereplied,
,V W Ki,i
| ‘Bo surt’you’rd right, then go pUoad r
m is.