American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, June 10, 1852, Image 1
..?f i..r iVM Itw-'i u :V* I -i I'n ;r^;V : ■ - f ' ; i'sv :X/M* r.rv«' ,-t. . u tc'V-ei. :ai e-- ;i u ;»• L__l ioB i.r BBATTON; cttcal. THE SILENT JLAND. A'tolco from the shlspl Land, , ■ V, AjVoico frbm tKo spirit shore, 1 . . ,.A Ibvfawcellone,'like, tho night,wind's sigh* ' yjilat pallolh forpvoc.raoro,— ' s 1 . ' ' , Como lo that happy strand—, Como whoto Iho sighs and wcupinga coasc, i ~v > iComp.lp Uio silent Land'! '’Cotoofb ft|o.silent Land,— , r . , l ‘‘ " ‘ ,s Thou' Hast lingered long alone, , ■" ‘' ■' And thy weary soul on its ceaseless wings ’ No 'resting place hath known’; - r - Bul'cotno where tho breath of peace ' Is sweet on* the shadowy strand, • f, And fold thy wing from its weary flight, Far in tbo Silent Land !” A form from the spirit shore, . f - . A-forn\ from the Biloni Land;—. '• / . A pale, sweet farm will) a radiant.brow, ~ beckajwilh : sbadowy hand; ~ jr " 1 Bofl'toarfulcyes that upon mo[gleam, .Like stars.through Uio midnight gloom, iglldo with a noiseless tread JDown lo the silent tomb,' And. my spirit hoars that call, ..-jr.fl -^Midlhu.weary cblmoflifo, *’ And I see tho footsteps softly fall ■ ’• sld its sounds of torrent strife; "• ’ Lead on,load on, polo'phanlohi form, « . Wilq thy dim and shadowy-handi \\ ‘‘r/pllow fast In.thy guiding path, .Oi ♦ lu , f^i ( j l ’ Into the Siltrtl.Land, , L[nto my home of rest, t Wlicrp the. weary soul la blest, i Qh I. .roy spirit doth rejoice to fled far and peaceful strand. And I-go with joy and trustfulness, f’. Into,the Silent Land. 1 jatdceuancoua. A FEW WORDS TO. I* A RENTS. Tho relation that you sustain to your children one ofgrcal Interest and importance. You are ihoir natural guardians, and upon tho judicious and faith ful discharge of your trust depends, in a groat mens tiril tour own future poaco, and tho usefulness and respectability of your offspring. Have you conaid ei'ed Ibis; you habitually acting in all your parental relations with this great truth before you 7 If so.yon .will cheerfully, welcome any suggestions 0 Iculated to assist you in your arduous but grateful task. Wo lay no claim Id any superior wisdom, (bough we ha\‘o had some experience; but having liad’occasion' '{o prepare advice on this important subject for pno whom wb love and respect, who has assumed new'and important lies, our readers who ire blessed with children, will not deem it intrusive If wo remind you also Of the principal elements of I Parental strength. We begin with a Correct Life., and wo intend to embrace in this term your public and private.Hfo. Uis tho pride of children to Imi-| late tho actions of their parents. Your children will imitate yon." It your manner, arc o(Tensive | your Conversation boielorooa or impure | your temper Un governable, you will, in, elmoal every instance, find your children in all Uioaorespects, minature editions Sfypriraelyeo. Tlicro arc exceptions, but tills is Ilia • general rule, if you wish your cliildrdn to eel cor “ecHy-mel lliom an example worlhy You cannot commit a greater Tolly than lo punish a «bi(d rdf conduel Induced by your own inJiecroliono. ' Let your Disoiplin bo adapted to llio Physical and Mental peculiarities of your children. It would bo ee wise for you To inaial that each child should oat the same quantity of food, or study the same boohs, ta that in the government oT your household Ilia ,«mi penalties bo fulled Upon the young end old, (he doolie end die, wayward, the gnod add the bad. Boon children are honefiltod by the judicious u.o of tbo/od. while others would ho nearly turned by any cofpofal punishment. Learn then lo adapt your disciplinary measures lo tho loroporomonU nnd hab ile of lb«». over wlipm you are placod. Lei your Word bo law lo every member of your family.: Ifyou makc ii|Coneii)orolo throats or hasty promiaea,that ore broken, your children will eoon bo taught lo hoW yeur vortcityin light estimation, and if-mtoll, threats or. protniaee are enforced, the acnaea of.lnlhillc. that- follows will bo fatal to your influ. enoo. Boprovo .mildly hut firmly—in‘sorrow,not i i anger. 1 We once aaw a pale, sickly mother, who waa troubled with a way wan) child, and, too weak lo correct it; burst Into tears, exclaiming—‘how can my child lease 11a dying molhor)’ The lilllo girl, about fise yeara of ago,'suddenly became tractable, laid Its head ell The maternal besom, raised up lie oyee and said," don’t cry mamma, end your pot will bVrfdmfiriri:" ' A child has sympathies et a mticli nitfi entfof ego then is generally ahpposcd. Never threaten—ley down your commando firmly, with proper appeals td lire budding sense of your offspring; out lot punishment ofoomo kind bo certain to follow disobedience! Lot every child understand tltal you will do id votl lay. 1 _ a *». 'Allowjour children proper Recreation. Lot them VliVo their playmates, playgrounds, artd pUjOilng** •tld 1 assign' them Iheir sessions of recreation. Do rtof oil inch occasions restrain their fro he or (heir filnlift'lottff nil U not prejudicial lo health or morals. The fdew that lomollirtcs obtain on this subject are perfectly redlColobs. Those who attempt to eilnrt ihChbbHeiy df old age from- lisping,' laughing child, boo'd; are taking' measures to crush the noblest dc tcToperncbls of Homan naluro. DicUohs, the grcal analvabr tofllie vouthful heart, has pul an end to the regime‘of the brute conalrainl of the ‘Squccrs, and, tHC fbrclng-process of the‘Doctor Dlimbcrs, and I •how how lire child con become-Iho friend of its fnltruelof ln'tho etlnchmcnl wliloli sprung up ho. ’tween David Copperficld, nnd llio good earnest, lov. views of Labor. Do not lalyour dhndrth>UhlioSn tliat they degrade themselves when lltcv caffi tficir bread, hut on the contrary, 1 satisfy flrirtnlhal only theao are Holy Independent, who have with •OodVbWslng, tho obllily of taking caro of thoijtsolvee.' Whatever may be yoor wealth, suffer nol you children lo grow up m idleness; lot your •one end daughters begin at an early ngo lo make themselves useful.. Teach the girls all the routine nf hoo.okoeping, nnd your hoye the prlnoip oo of do tneelic econom"-, comfort nnd order. Lot them have a place (or cVbry thing, and let every thing ha In lie rilafco, and never allow a servant,lo do any thing for (hem, which they can ae well do Ihomeolvoe. Tills li a dotv'you owe lo your children end lo the world, hv oo soling you make bees end no drqnoo. ■' Glvk general attention lo Ihclr menial nnd morel Education. Give them llio advantages of a good School, a good library, and a good nowepapor. Lei them habitually observe llio Sabbath, and go to the house of God! Permit them lo join in auoh bonovo-| lonl enterprises as arc adapted to ihoir years and vbnr moans, ihd lot their oliorlllcß bo extended from Ihclr own little resources, that they may learn that BUcll-glfis are hut laid op at interest above. Do nol coerce attendance, et.church, but by gentle mesne make It a ploaaurc, for lima only can il load lo profit. Bo tho mild monitor.and gonial companion, llio abater 5f all in* little joys, 4nd the consoler of all the nor rowo which flit o«or|llio spring of life, like llio cloud shodows o'er the ripening field of golden grain, with, oul honding llio blade, however dark and heavy they appear. , 1 ' ' Extent O' Minnesota.— Minnesota territory is BUlml to bo about four limes as largo’as ibo Slate of Ohio. IU length l> six hundred and soventy-fivo miles from northwest to southeast. Tho centre of tho.,territory, la about 1200 .miles, In a direct lino from the Atlantic and the Vaclfio oceans, 000 thou, •and miles from the Gulf of Mexico, sod three hundred miles from Hudson's Day. From the Cdncor j (N, n.ystQtcaman, Mtty 58, visit to Kate Virginia Poole, in the Now' Elampal>lro , State, Prison*. ’lii the Now Hampshico State prison is confined a young female, whose apnearance and address at enlists sympathy, v Her fconntehancohaslhe ‘trllbSS expression of qne unstained even, by, tljo 'consciousness'of qrirpe. The unaffected manner in’which she reveals a story of wrong atid'outrage, sufficient lb’make every heart bleed for her, is enough to make any one who listens to her hislo ry,cry out 'against , such, a blot .upon justice and humanity, as hpr strange and cruel incarceration. She has. been indicted for tho crime of infanli cido, and judicial sentence has placed her within tho walls of,the prison for the term of her natural life, there, to have every sentiment of principle, and all.the delicacy of her in the debasing contact with felons and malefactors, > She is a native of Glasgow; In Scotland—hav ing no relatives in this country save an aunt, who was unable to assisthbr in hor wretched extremity, Her’downfall was ©ffirpted-underclTcumstancoQ of atrocity, that cry most loudly' for vengeance on its guilty author. Her arms, neck and person aro scarred with wounds received in defending her self from her diabolical’aggressor, and her ruin was only accomplished when she wae drugged into insensibility. < -With the innocent evidence of her fall in her nrms/she was excluded from the house of the only relative she had in Ameiicp,.ond bearing it away with her, she sought in a manu facturing city, shelter'for herself and babe, while she could, with the labor of her hands, find hono rable support.* 1 This was anything but tho course which would ( have been pursued by one conscious of guilt. In a city of strangers— a mother, bot net a wife— what could bo expected t All doors wore closed against her. She could give away her child ; but a mother's heart revolted against it. Product of shame though it was, and born to infamy thobgh it might be, she clung (o it ae all that was dear to her in her extremity.- Finding every avenue to 1 employment closed to her in ono city, she fled to another. It was night when she left. , Heartbroken—.only bound to life by the claims which bound her as a mother—she would, under other circumstances, have sought the welcome * refuge of suicide. With these feelings called Into a most harrowing exercise by the loneliness and misery of her situation—looking at the babe a that slumbered on Iter breast with the brand of in* famy born on Us brow, is 5i a wonder that a mind thus tortured was swept beyond iho bounds of consciousness 1 Tho Hindoo moll>cr, who bursts iho bond of nature by. flinging iter infant to the gaping monster of iho Ganges, has no such pica as lay In iho broken heart and frenzibd brain of Virginia Poole. I leave her own lips lo tell her story. ■ ' ** I* do not recollect anything distinctly,” she says, “ after 1 entered the cars. Tho lights, the crowd, and tho motion of the cars, seemed to con fuse mo. Ido not think I shoirld have remem bered anything, if the - weight of the child, which slumbered on roy lap, had not reminded me of its existence and my own situation. At last, a cloud seemed to thicken about me, and everything seemed to look while that met my eyes. Tho child itself seemed like a feather, and appeared to float away from mo unconsciously. It did not seem to fall, but to rise ; and I thought 1 could see it for some moments afterward.” Now, who, in tho name or common justice, sees anything in this transaction which should not have been Instantly absolved by that ennobling feature in the administration of justice, which permits certain mental conditions to annul reapon elbllily for crime 1 Where wore those, when this poor girl stood arraigned for her life, whoso study and profession it is 16 understand and make Intel ligible to a jury these subtle conditions*! Why was not some voice raised, that justice slumber not both on the jury-bos*nnd the bench, while this thrice-outraged sufferer was permitted to go down, undefended, from a scone of \yrong, despair and frenzy, to that grave of character and self-re spect, a Slate prison l , Said I,“ Do you think hpd for your child, the ordinary feelings and natural love of a moth er V* ..She looked me full in the face, with eyes gushing with tears nt the question: “Sir, I would gladly have laid down ray.own life for it. 1 could have given it away wh)le in tho full jnnsclous ness of niy condition } but.l resolved towork my self Into the grave before my child should have been separated from roe. Do you think, sir, ( would part with that without which life would have been an intolerable burden V* Then, she added, with deep emotion—“ Thank Heaven, it was asleep the fast t remember of it, and I think It never awoke to upbraid mo with a single cry I” Much Wisdom in Little. —In Hunt's 'Merchant® Magazine, wo find a great deal of practical good sense, but the followlug advice to young men Is par ticularly excellent • Keep good company or none* Never bo idle. If your bunds cannot bs usefully employed, attend (o tho cultivation of, your mind. Always spoilt' tho truth. Msko fow promises. Live up to your en gagements. Keep your own secrets, ifyoixhuvo any. When you speak to a person look him m ilid face.— Good compiny and good conversation ore tho very sinews of virtue. Good diameter is sbovo all things olso. Your chsracior cannot bo csaoclially injured except by your own acts, 1 If any ono speak evil of you, lot your Ufo bo so that nono will bollevo him.— Diink no kind of intoxicating liquors. Ever - live, misfortune excepted* within your income. 'When you retire to bed, think over what youjiavo boon do ing during tbo day. >< Maks no haste to bo rich if you would prosper. Small and steady gains give good competency with tranquility of mind. Novcr play at any gamp of chonpo. Avoid temptation, through fear you miy not withstand it. Earn mon ey before you spend it. : Never run in debt, unless you sco a way to gotoUl again. Do not marry un til you aro ablo to support a wife. Never speak ovtl of any one. .Do just before you aro generous. Keep yourself innocent, Ifyou would bo happy, Save,when yoiS aro young to spend when you aro old. Road over tho above maxims al lcasl onco a week. , . Touch Stories.— Ono Editor says: u a friend at our elbow says there is a piece of road, not two miles from here, so narrow, when two teams meet they have both logoi over the fence be fore cither can pass.'! Another: u A Californian writes that they hove fireflies so largo In thallnloroaling Stale, that they use them lu cook by. They hang the kellies on llioh hinder legs, which aro bent for the purpose like pot hooka. Groat country that.” A third: , , , “There Is a journeyman tailor m Boston whoso nose is so Tod, that ho can sow tho finest work in the darkest night with no other light that that sflbrdcd by his flaming proboscis. Ilia head is quite bald from tho either of carrying 'building material’ in his hut.” ' : (jj*A cniHl of broad, pitcher of walor, and thatch ed roof, and love, there is happiness for you, whether tho day bo rainy or aunny, It is Ibo, heart that makes the liomo, whether the cyo reals on the po tatoo patch, or on a flower garden. Heart makes home precious, and it is tho only thing that can. If you wish to bo a favorite of tho girls, generally attend to their’wants, that Is give them rifles,bandy iind'raiains; talk ami ,latigh about love affairs, and keep on the off side, that is, (|on!t commit /ourself ,10, any ono In particular, and you will bo lionized to your heart's content until you become an old bachelor. dun COUNTRY—-MAY IT ALWAYS DE niOKT Oil WHONO, OUR. COUNTRY. CARLISLE, TA., TlltißSl)AY,'JU]N T E 10, 1853. THE PARTISAN. 1 ‘ - A SKETCH or THE SOUTHERN STATES. _ ,Tho exploits ofFannon, the partisan of Randolph-, would'make a body of facli more interesting thai any tale of fiction., 'Ho' Watt a reckless bloody-minded as the Hounds of Hayli. Bat ho hid that instinctive ’lone and bcoring. ; of tmt kopl tho people within.’ tho motes and ‘bounds orjns own dospotic'will. Ho and his parly were ono lay resting .themselves by a Spring j -loanging-hero and there on the green gross under the shade of the tree*. Ono of his subordinates, a big,Strong man, had get mad with him. 1 His rage .had been boding m htn for several days; and somo fresh,afronl at tho spring caused his anger to become ungovernable—.ho drew his sword and rushed at his captain, swearing ho would hill him. Fannon, had stretched his slight form on tho.awordi and was resting wUh>his elbow on the ground, and his hand under His head, His de voted followers were around him; ho hoard tbo click of their locks aslhcy cocked their rifles. ,*Lil bimalonol” cried Fannon.in his sharp,qujck tone. Ho lay still; calm and self-possessed, with ms keen dark eyes fixed op theroging nontenant,os ho made a tremendous plunge at his 1 breast." 'BuVwhcn Ibc stroke came, its object swerved- a snake, and the b-ifllod rhon-plunged liis bwWu into the ground. Quick as lightning, Foonon’s sharp blade passed (hibugh his gigantic frame. Thus, and thusj 1 punish those who disregard my authority !” and hia eyes sparkled like a serpent’s. The man sauk to the earth forever. 1 • . • Achilles had hlsXanlhas; Alexander had bis Bu cephalus; M’Donald had his Selim. Fannon was a man of blood like tbcin, and like them liO'had his favorite and trusty chargor; and Fannnn's m aro was worthy, of her owner, or “oven a bolter man.” Ho called her the Red®oo, from her resemblance in ! color to a door. She was * rafro animal—fled, pow erful, Intelligent, and docile os a lamb—and her owner valued her, I dare say above king orcountry, or tho life of his follow man. Slio boro him proudly and fearlessly in the bloody skirmish or quick re. treat. When ho stood In tho noisy councils of his partisans, or the silent ambuscade, the fiiithfal bruto was by his side, ever ready to boar him", whereso ever 'ho would. Down on tho erst siddlof LiUlo Rivor, the partisan and some four or five of his followers, ono d»y cap lured a man by.tho'namo of Hunter, t a political op* punent, from tlio country about Salisbury. This was a sufficient cause ofdoath, and F«»»oon ibid iho man. that ho would hang him. Hunter was evidently a man of the time ; but what could Im do, alone and defenceless, with a dozen biller enemies? It was a I case of complete desperation. The rope was strong, land a strong old oak threw out its convenient branches. Fannon told Him that ho might pray, for, his llmo had como ! The poor man knoll down, and scorned absorbed i in his lest petition to a throno of mercy. Fannon and his men stood by, and IUo trus ty mare stood among them with the reins on her nook. They began to bo impatient for the victim to finish his devotional exercises. * But they soon discovered that there was more Lopes of earth Ikon Heaven in Hunter's thoughts; for ho suddenly sprang on Fannon's mure, bowed his bead down on her powerful nock, pressed his heels ou her flanks, and darted away like tho wind. The rifles were levelled in a moment—“ Shoot high ! shoot high !" cried Fannon, *' save my maro. Tho slugs all whistled over Hunter's back, save one .that told with unerring oim, which loro and shat | (ored liia shoulder dreadfully. Ho reeled on the sad. die and felt sick at heart, but hope woe before him, death behind, and lie nerved himself race.— On heaped. Through woods, ravines, and brambles, did that powerful maro carry him, safely si\d swiftly. , 111. antmU krU- In pursuit. They followed him by the trail qfblood from his wounded anuum«. Ho came to Little River; there was nd-Iord; the bank was high, and a deep place in the stream before him. Cut tho foe Came—he drew the reins and clapped his heels to her sides, and that gallant mare plunged recklessly into tho stream. She snorted as alio rose in Iho spray, pawed Iho yielding wave, arched hor beautiful mine above the surface, and I skimmed along like a wild swan. Hunter turned | her down stream In Iho hope of evading his pursu ers, and she roared nnd dashed through tho flashing water of tho shoal, like lightning in the storm cloud. But Fannon was on the trail, and rushing down tho bank wilh all the mad energy that Iho lossof his favorite could inspire. Hunter turned the maro to the opposite bonk ; it waa steep—several feel of per pendicular rock—but she planted hcrscll on lire shore at a bound; and then flow over tho interminable fo rest of pines, straight and swift os ai^orrow— Inal admirable mare !• t On ond on did that generous brute bci»r ho mu af ter's fooman, till the pursuers were left behind. Late in the evening Hunter todo Into Sal isbury, had the slug extracted from his shoulder, and after lingering sometime from iho effects of the wound and excitement finally got well, And that gallant marc, that had done him such good service, ho kept and cherished till she died of did ago. —from '.he Southern CiltMen. Instruction and Amusement.— lnstruction fcamuso •mont aro more commonly blooded than the worm is generally apt lo imagine. Uninstruclivo amusement may bo offordod for a moment by passing jest or • ludiccrous anecdote, by which no knowledge is con voyed lo the mind of (ha hearer or, (ho reader, but the man who would amuse others for an hour, either by his writings or his converialion, must tell his hearers or readers something that they do not know or suggest to them some now reflection upon llio knowledge they have previously, acquired. Iho more the knowledge boots upon their pursuits, or upon their interests, the more attractive it will bo, and the more entitled lo bo called useful. Lift AND tixisTtNCE.—' T*ho more lapse of years is not life. To eat and drink, and sleep—to bo exposed to Iho darkness ond tho light—lo pace round Iho milt of habit, and turn through Into art Implement ol trade—(his Is not life. In all this but a poor froc lion of the consciousness 6f hUrtnnlly is awakened, ond the sanctities still slumber Which make it worth while to bo: Knowledge* truth, lotto, beauty, good-*, ness, faith alone Can give vitality lo (ho mechanism of existence. The laugh of mirth, .that vihratee through tho heart—the tear that (freshens the dry waters within—the music that brings childhood hack —tho prayer that calls the future near—the doubt which makes us meditate—the death which startles ub with misery—lho hardships yvhich forces us lo struggle, the anxiety .which sends m truth—are Iho Irbo nourishment of our national beings. Grammar.— “ Obed, why is n kiss a passive verb?" '•« Cos, when I kissed Cicely'she didn't do nothing." “ Delis, when is a kiss a noun ?" *• When 1 can hoar it smack, sir/’ “ Zadok, when is kiss a transitive active verb I « When I pass one to Dolly after a smart ooumo, •Ir.” ~ Shade of Murray 1 what an ago ot progress wo livo in. The St*. Louis Evening Nowa notices the fact (hat tho steamer Cataract loft tin) wharf in that cily, and went up the Illinois-river to Peru, In twonty.lhreo hours and forty-seven minulcs. Tho C. a passengers wore Irnnsfcrrcd to a canal packet boat, and wont through to Chicago in eighteen hours and fllty-nvo minutesjadd to this tho average lime from Cliiea* Co to Now York, (forty hours,) nnd tho time will bo in’threo days and cloven hours from St. Louis, 1 |io quiokcat trip ovor made.' ■ ! • ■ Coincidence.— When Louisiana bccamo a Slate, a bines twelve pound Spanish gun was forwarded, among other, trophies, to Washington, as properly to tho Federal GovonunonL , When Lloul. Hunter took Alvarado, ho captured a gun, tho exact counter part of the former,.oven lq tho minutest marks end ornaments, tho dale of. oioll bolhg'l74o. Tho two sisters so long mid strangely parted aro now united ogdlh, in tho;ll8lh yiarof’tllllP sgo, nl out Na jtional oapltol.‘^ : ‘ ! f ’'' ■' --i ’■ A ToablUoff Incident* -: . - I Wo hoard yesterday pf ono of -the most touching | and sorrowful incidents that; in thowhplu.courao.of our life, wd have been called, upon to record. Anagbd mblhorj a woman of seventy yoard.left her homo in‘ the Emerald Isle some ton weeks ego, to seek tho abode ofbor children, who aro now reel dents of Louisville., After a' tedious passage, and tho trouble incident to q long-journey, she reached this city from Now Orleans last Monday night, on board the Alex. Scott, and soon sho was surrounded by her children. Her son was tho first to see her, and ho hastened to ipform bis sister of his mother'd arrival. They mot—(tho mother and the daughter) In ono long embrace; which only ended as the infirm mother sank with excitement to the floor. Sho : had swooned away in the rapturous enjoyment of-hoholdingonCo more a daughter so long lost to her. She pronoun ced a blessing upon hor. children, and then fainted away. Whcnovor'rostofcd to consciousness, the’slghl of her children and tho pleasing recollection of their presence, would overcome her with emotions, and again and again sho would faint in their arms. 1 Physicians w«* called to Ut- bli), her no relief. For two days she continued in this condition until worn out with cxpiloraonl, exhausted nature gave way, and tho mother .now “sleeps well” in the green earth of. her now made home. How strange, how sorrowful 1 and'h'ow’louching, aro tho incidents of life.— Luuiwillt Democrat, « Dm I Ever Col. Wallace of tho Philadelphia San t ‘-perpetrates tho following ; " Our telegraphic reporter, G. W. Johnston, picked up a beautifully embroidered garter, yester day.- The fair Salisbury who claims if, can prove properly at our office, and recover it, Tho ownership wilt bb awarded as was that of tho lost glass slipper to Cinderella, by actual adjustment of the found ono, and comparison with tbo ono in the lady’s possesion. A commiltc will attend from 10 to 13 A. M. t this day. Carriages will sit down facing South, and lake up facing North." A Fact.— Nol long since in South Cnrolinn, n clergyman was preaching on the disobedience of Jonah, when commanded to go and preach to the Niaevites. After expatiating for some lime on the truly awful consequences of disobedience to the Divine command, he exclaimed in a voice of lhui)Jor U>«< poaaod through cwngrrj>Bllon Jlko an ctpolric shock— u And are there any Jonahs herol” * Them was an old negro present, whoso name was Jonah, who, thinking himself called upon, Immediately , rose, and turning up the whites of lua eyes to tho preacher, with his broadest grin and best bow, very readily answered— “ Hero bo one, massa I** A MaUiiotii Fish. —A correspondent writing from Bloomfield, Nelson county, Ky., gives a description of a largo'fish caughl in a mill dam near (hat place. It was the result of a Mr. Bodino's angling—an oc cupation which, if followed with aueh success, would aoun bring In a fortune ; for it scorns that ho refused largo Bums “ fur the whale.” This term la applied to the fish by our correspondent, who goes on to show its aplncas by the following i ” It was alx feel one inch in lenglh, and thirty-eight and a half Inches around tho largest part.” The bowels Contained " an eight day clock, two trace chains, a small cook, ing stovo, half a dozen beaver hats, a paper of nee* dies, and various other articles.” Wo suppose ” the other articles” aro tho fixings of tho clock, tho men who lost their hats In tho sea of bowels, and the stove pipe. Our devil says be knows It’s all a lie, fiir Timramrxameu mv fish to bo drowned l-Louisville Democrat. The editor of the Burlington, (.N. J.) Gazelle, had an Introduction, a few days since, to a venerable tor loiso, winch bore upon its shell Iho initials of a rest* dent of that township, who died long since, purport* ing'to have been cut in the year 1774, two years be fore the signing of tho Declaration of Independence* There may bo some ground for Incredulity in the matter, were il nol for (ho fact that the same animal boars the initials of another citizen stjll living,.out in 1820. The lorloiso was found on the Turin of John C. Deacon, R<q., where ho had boon known forty yoarsi This last dale Was out by the brother of Mr. D. and the first by his grandfather. It is impossi ble to ascertain tho age of this animal, for tho first date appears to have been cut after bo had attained bis full size. Ho inhabits a meadow at tho lower end of tho farm, and rarely loaves il except when ta ken lo tho mansion. Ho appeared to be in excellent health, and was as lively as others of bis species are generally reported lo bo. Talk about your old bo gies, here’s ono of cm' certain. When Tom and lack Aral entered the place whore ideas are ‘ taught to shoot,’ the teacher call ing them up, according to custom, said to the for mer— “ Well,my fine lad, what isyournamo i” •« Tom,’.’ promptly answered ihojusenilo, “Tom J” said thoJeacherf'Mhal doesn’t sound welt. Remember always to speak (ho full name, You should have said Thom- as. Now,my son, (turning lo.lho other boy,whoso ex pectant faco suddenly lighted up with the satis fiction of n-xiQW-oomprchended idoa),“ now, then, will you tojl mo what your name U 1” "JaeJi'as /’’ replied the lad, very naturally, and in a tonp of confidant decision. Interesting,. Scenk,— An interesting sccno look place in the House of Representatives, Washington, on tho 27th nil. The House was in committee of the whole, on tho Indian appropriation bill, and when about to rise, a crazy man oroso in tho gallery, and proceeded to road a pronunciamont or sermon to the members of. tho House. All eyes word instantly directed lo dial point, and although (hero wore cries of * order!' ‘ turn him out!’ the orator seemed to gather new inspiration as h« preceded. The Chair man ordered (ha officers to remove tho disturber, and they rushed lo tho galleries for (list purpose, but they found it no oasy matter.. Ilosloully resisted,saying, ‘ I’m a man, and won’t bo pul out,' ond it was not 'until Mr. Giddings, who was acquainted with him, wont up ond quietly led him away. A sailor being about to sail for India, & citizen asked him whore his father died 1 “In elpwrcck,” “ And whore did your grandfather die V* ** Aa he was fishing a storm Srose, and he, with his companions, perished.” “ Ami your great grandfather 1” , Ho also perished from ahipwreok.!V*v, 1 ** Then, if I were you, I would tosea.” ' ;*« Pray, my philosopher, where did your fajhor die.” * u My father, grandfather, and great-grandfather died in bed." . , „ “Then if I were you, I would never to bed, retorted the aoii of Neptune. ** A Hound Bill.— Toro presented his hill to his neighbor Joe, for pervlco rendered* The latter looked it over and expressed much surprise at tho amount. ... , , “ Why, Tom, It strikes me you have made out a pretty round bill hero, oh!” .“Pm sensible. It’s n found one," .quoth Tom, '•and I have comb for tho purpose of gelling it B.jiiarod !” llvcry'body is making mmin/, except tho New England manufacturers, who aro groaning about bard limes, and yd an haihliug new mills. Marriage la a desporato thing. The frogs of i Esop wore extremely wise, they had u groat mind | to Bdmd witter, but they would not 1 loapr’lnto tho well, because th6y could nolget out again. I.' ' Nogttt Seailmeti'fd*', .* { There is nothing more amusing than (ho* corrus cations of wit and humor which .characterise tho sablo children of Africa—* 1 those Imager of, God cot in ebony I”, No. matter, wberia you find them—it is ail tho same, “nigger will bo niggot”—.whether, in groups on tho corners of tho streets, “ whore dttrktj/t' most do congregate” —around tbo hearth In Sam Jonsing’s collar, or in the sacred desk. It is rich— so uniquo,andso peculiar to hear a genuine sable di vino hold forth and giVo out his notions of things tem poral andspiritual. 1 FathorS., who whilom did tho expounding la .the colored Methodists in our city, was “on? of ‘cm”— andof “most excellent’fancy.** Il was rich to hear tho old saint “Jo up” the preachments in h(s quaint stylo. “ My bredren,” said this sable divine, in ono of his exhortations,“lub an* charily go togeddor liko ayoko of oxen; and jest you hitch on religion 100, make,a spike team on’l on* dey will poll togeddor beautiful |y_and carry-you to hebben, when you gib up do ghost, jest as slick as-ilo—au* when you got ta tho door, of .dal bressod place, Peter will cpmo an* open It an* let you in—l’so g’wln \b soy, Toro you knocked." li o n—this dingy preacher said it behooved bis people to bo satisfied with their lot. " Last week,” ho con linuod, “ 1 heard one of my flock grumblin’ was made' brack. 1 tol* him do story ob Mirsm, wfaon ihean* 'Aaron fooa* fault wid Mosbs* wife 'cause she was on Ethiopian—an* bow do Lord struck disVcr Mlrara, wid lep'rousy for it. Guess sho got white-nuf den I” Touching amusements, ho (old hia flock that’lie had no objection to them If they did not carry U 100 far. They might have select parlies, he said, “they might sing, hat not tho dcbil’s songs, fur if doy did dat, Tor day wore aware what doy wore about, do fid dle would bo brought io, den do chairs an* table clear* cd away, an* ’twould be — “ Cross obor, up an’ down!” _ Tho quaintest thing of all, is this old fathers opin ion of religion without faith, which ho likened to “ bcok steak widuut pepper nor sail!" JVeio Orleant Paper, i Uovr oar State vraq Named* In ono of a series of entitles called “Dealings with tho, dead," in tho Boston Transcript, wo find the followjng : " Whoever coveted iho honor of being the creditor ofrova||(yjbund a williDit-cnsinmof-.in-CharlfiS-LliC. second. In ICSI tlial monarch, m consideration o( T 10,000; duo from him to tho estate ol Admiral Penn, convoyed to William tho district nov# called Pennsylvania. Ho himwlf would bavo given it the name of Sylvanis } but tIViP”«-io*' lBlcll on prefixing tho name of grantee. Full powers of legislation end government wore bestowed upon iho proprietor. The only limitation was a power to the Piivy Council, to rescind his l»wa within six months after they were 1 laid before that body. Tho charter boars dale March 4,1081. JIo first designed to call his domain New | Wales, and nothing eavciKltio Philadelphians from being Welchmen but an objection from the under Secretary of Stale, who was himself a Wlechman, 1 and was offended at the Quaker’s ptcaumpllon. Conditional Foroivness.—Dr. Ashbcl Green, in his Autobiography, tells tho following-anecdote : A clergyman in Now Ragland bad a negro by the name of Jack, who had a deadly quarrel with a neighbor. Ing negroby the name ofCuffy* Jack fell dancer ously ill, and his master urged him to forgive CnflV, Jack said that Cuffy was very bad man, and lie emihl not forgive him, •• 1 101 l you, Jack,” said bis master « iijai you must forgive him, or God will nol forgive you. ” “Woll Massa,” said Jock “il I die, I will fpr give him; hut if\ Uve, Cuffy must take cart.'* - Such, ia human nature ; il is to bo feared there oro 100 many uJ»», —•— n<~u i~.i-.-j-J •- **»<*. language of this poor negro, dcciove themselves with a kind of forgiveness of their enemies, or of those who have injured them, which is nol more sincere or deep. As there is counterfeit repentance,so is thcra counterfeit forgiveness, How to oc Merry.—A companion that Isfchoer ful, and free from swearing and scurrilous dis- worth gold,l !ovo such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to took upon ono another next morning; nor men, that cannot well bear it, to repent tho money they spend when they bo warmed with drink. And take this for rule y you may pick out such- limes and such Companions,* that you may make yourselves merrier for a little than a great deal of money ; for, u tls the company and not thochargo lhalmukoa tho feast. 0 Youthful Neglect.— Waller Scott,- In a nsrrative of tiis personal history, gives tho following caution to youth : - ' If it should ever fall lo tho lot of youth to peruse these pages, let such roadcis remember that it is with tho deepest regret that I recollect in my manood the opportunities for learning which I neglected In my youth that through every part of my literary ca reer, 1 have fell pinched and hammcicd by my own ignorance j ond would this moment give half llmrop. ulo(ion I have had (ho good fortune to acquire, if by so doing, I could rest iho remaining pari.upon a sound foundationer learning and science. Cry Ex-Scndlor Honnegan has been placed under bonds to answer to the proper authorities for the fa tiling of Ids brollior-in,law, Copt. Duncan. Ho con tinues lo suffer tho most intense anguish do account of tho unfortunate occurrence. The Notional intelligencer gives a tabular statement of tho nomborofOeaf and Dumb, Ulind, Insane and Idiotic persons returned by the Seventh Census of the United Slaloa* Tho aggregates are as follows j Deaf and Dumb, 10,103; Blind, 9,702; Insane, 15,705, Idiotic, 15,707. ’llie need of sustaining tho public Institutions for these helpless beings, will be bettor than over under stood after such a showing*. Herb is a paragraph evidently written by a Lach lan ■- In tho list of (ho premiums awarded at. a country fair, a reporter gavo under tho head of V Sheep—best fine woolcd buck, John Buck ;** and under (bat of “ Domestic Articles—Beat bed-comforltr, Mias Har riet Sheldon.” ■'" ‘ Tr you love others they will love you. If you spook kindly to them they will apeak kindly to you. Love Is repaired with love, nnd hatred with haired* Would you hoot a sweet and pleasing echo, speak sweetly.and pleasantly yourself. ' Mr. W. O. Hickok, of Harrisburg, has invented a elder press which is believed will supercede all pres, sea now in use. (wo men can produce from eighteen to twenty barrels of cider pof day., Air. 11. intends having it patented. JlazlUi used to say, ho would like welt enough la spend tho wholo of his life in travolllng&broad; if ho could any where borrow another life to spend afterwards at homo. Important t 5 Holders or Land Warrants.— Hon. J. E. Heath, Commissioner of Pensions, slates that, where a parly dies before tho issue of his land warrant, under tho act of 37th September, 1850, tho right to it dies with him, unless there heti widow or children who aro minors at tho time of tho passage of the act. If ho loft a widow, tho application way, bo renewed In her name i or, If nooc, then in the names of such minor children. If tuoro bo neither widow nor minor children, no right vests In any one. Tho act of 22d March, 1853, la silent as to the right of tho widow orohlN dronlo renew tho application if tho parly dies before obtaining tho warrant. . If tho claimants dies after tho issue of tho warrant, tho title there to rests in tho heirs in tho bamo manner ns real estate; and can bo assigned only by those wh6 ’could convoy a trast of land descended from tho ancestor, ' - at & oo m aNStiSi > > #990 Ktt9 23990* Wa^m—iho;wcathpr. • £ Our town— bcaatifarty In Town—Spring fever. Ice oreau is In good demand. Flea limb of the year la toi i bite. , ; Unfortunate— dot asTistont editor* (the scissors} aro mining I v - Ir time, U money, Yaitkeo clock pedlers must bo rich. ■ ■ •) ■- j A Mrs. Dyer of Allegheny city drowned he/self on tho 19111 uIU , r • • A good horse never stumbles, nor a good wifo ncror grumble*. v The Chester doonly -Bank will Aohfrfaifc' of an entire new flaw. . It tB-eaid that the Hebrews are about locsUb]irt a eyua'goguu m“Vf'aaningw)tt.' ( - Ever* seven' minutes a child Is born In London and every nine minutes one dlc»» •• Ciuiutv begins at homo"—and, we are eorvy to say,generally enqs there. - • A Vnnkci baa' ihVoolcd « macblao, for fagging boots by steam. i Ann who wish to bo rich, must spend 'taifJVarf they earn. . ” ' ’ ' v * - • Small notes ere prohibited in Alabama,by or tbo last loglslsturd. . . When you go to drown yourself, always pull off your clothes, they may fit your wife's second; boa* baud. Tub largest clipper ship In the world, Kit rat'd, 14 now building at Boston. Sho wilt twister 3300 i*i Ibo Wheeling bridge case, the Supreme Court h ivo ordered the dofondeols to.pay tbp ppstSitiqonai ling to almost $15,0001 ' Wmkn Socrates was ashed whether it were heller for a man to got married or to liVel stogie,'he'-rm plied himjo cither, and ho w|l! lt**** Cicero said,—"no animal l* m*»* f«a»,i»|«i<l iU*« a woman." The great orator certainly coold not have been a favorite oftho fair sex. A Fact.—Thoio fanners who hesitate about Ihtif ability to take a newspaper, aro requested to keetf ono lion moro than usual. Tho proQla will pay all costs. Tiicrb was a man who is ad anxious tonhiia noise in the world, that ho toK orders when fa*6 died to liavo hia akin tanned and made into a drum, * Mrs, Steeles says, tho boat vegetable pill thathaa been invented, is Uio apple dumpling. Fordestfoy* ing a gnawing at the stomach, it Is the doty pUI-to bo relied on. An Irish woman was killed by her husband, while in a stalo of intoxication, a few.dsys since in New York. The bruto had slairipod her face almost to* jolly with his boots.' Sho dlcdlo (ho greatest egony. Tuebb is a man out wpst so forgetful of faces, ffapat his wife is compelled to keep a wafer sltlrek on tbo end of her nose,that ho may dislingtrlify Jrer Iron other ladles; but this docs not prevent him from ma* king occasional mistakes. . ~ Now’a Iho lime Tor Pic-nlct» To be liap|J£, bo good. Our experience.' Breeches of Trust.— Trowiera procured pn lick. A abort walk, after arising in the morning, will shako of sleep, end prodace other good to iVe animal economy. To repeal what you have said in social Irilotoopraft Is sometimes s sad treachery ; and when 'll la'not (roacliorous, il iipfien foolish. Plentt.— Marriageable girls In <6wo. Oit, Cheeses *—One hundred and thirteen milllona of pounds of chocs were manufactured In thd UnlM Stales within iho last year. The old Gorman itefarraod dliriroh in Lancaster was built in 1753. Il lias stood nearly 100 yetfe, and is removed,'that a larger bdildlag man beer* ectcd. Flowers are blooming In all directions’. • ' Be temperate In nil things, and Jove your God, you* country, youf wife and littlo onci. 11 Tub Physician! of Schuykill county Chafg? thirty dollars for a night visit. • , < Tub potato crops are abundant In the west of Ireland., Doing a alotf busiriesi—lho Irish that donated' vortiso. ■' The Knave or Hearts.— Wo hear that in Parle, on a late occasion, two girls wera fined and iropris* oned for saying, "(hey could never All Id love with f/ouis Napoleon I” " ,<r ‘ ■ A man boasted that be once h#4 R brother yvbtJ was a reeolationory hero. It came out that the par* son spoken of waa long on the tread mil), i i. . >..1 ♦Mr. Drown, I owe you a grodge, remember that.* *1 shall not bo frightened then, for I never knew ybo to pay anything you owed.* A man is never IrrUriovably rained In bis prof, pccts until ho marries a bad woman. The best Qccompainmcnls to a man ia * fond add amiable wife. , .. Tiiet say that Mis. Swiisholm’a baby look* Ukd Daniel Webster, Favo4s ere written In the Band—inj*irie« od mar ble.. . :: Loos out for Spring diseaaes. Co careful >«lia< you, oat. - ; Westward Ho.—The Juliet (III) Sthtintl .aajt (hat otcr seventeen hundred Ceatna hare place bound for California and Oregon Within (ba last three weeks. Mott of them wefo ffotft Miohl* gan end Northern Indiana. An absent minded gonllcrtlan intending lo scratch hit head In church, reached over and performed tbp operation for an aid maid in (bo next pew.' He die. covercd hla mistake when he found hlmseffdeAmdAnt in an action for breach of promise. . ’ •* - o The bladder of a musqulfp hat lately been brought to light, containing the tout* of fifty mlsftrsj arjlh (ho fortunes of aa many printers, and not quite half full. Death from tub Dite or A Snake,—William Wright aged 9 years, eon ofJoreiqlah C. Wright, of Cambridge, Md. died on Sunday laal from Ibe bite of a black tnako. 110 waa billon about nloo,dayi pro* Clous to hla death. An Anti-Slavery CoVcnlloo in boston, oothe 3tilb nil., pul forth bitter denunciation* againal Daoial Webster, churchos, &.C. Well, it (ahoi all bind* of pooplo to mako up a world. 11ai*j*jnkks it nut in a cottage nor In « palace, nor in riches, nor in poverty, nor In learning, nor in ig. noranco, nor la passive life, but In doing right, fVom right motives. beautiful. Oh, if Wo wore a poet. About 900 persona—two thirds folnalqs—aro etai* >luyod at tho cotton factory in Lancaster. - Efforts are being made to got the AlkinoiXtaw through thq Canadian Parliament. - ...... , , L - ? .Bricks for Building aro now brought frotu'Chtatco toNow York ,T. N. B.—This line concludes the column, i.. T . .V*.