Stoffimf w Ifltinitttr. -wtl .s-r^.n, ti ‘.('./I, I'U V i,u*rU‘ Simms. : .jurist it ,;.-,jl‘3 jj(=, Lady’B Dm>k; • * mi tl-.U ; ' BPB AK TO* THAT 1 YOUTH* yK w«trtln., , Olieck that young man-but do It mildly, . Nor by neglect; While vow bo seems to rush on wildly, ■.■|'V!‘Thy Voice may make himself respect,’ - Speak kindly; i|»ter, bo’s thy brother; ' ■ ..Throw round love's fbttore whan he'd roam ; ■ThT voice, thy trollo, so Ilko none other, - May win, the wayward to his homo* . ~,■ ;• SroWa not; hot smile, whene'er yon meet him, For eorrow'e cloud may dim his day; ' ' „ ' ,; BWeot wbrds of kiudness. when you greet him, • Will cheer him on lilu’s glooftiy way. Apeak to that youth, with protpecta blighted, - -Aod'ionl debated by boarded storo; Thou. - parent, art the caute lio'b alighted— ■i),And sbbuldatthou turn him ; from thy door? r :'‘ fetbpihat young man,thy frlendahlpproffcrj ) ■ 'i-\ «*v-Cat confidence hiafoet reatrain 5 flbould he, in haato, reject thy offer, * Forißko him not, but try again, ■ - f t* 4 /} O 5 >- . •-< v, I > v , Bpeak to,lhat boy, ere aloth haa given . •’ . ", U« g{aiil pcuyor to chain Ills soul, i 1 '-’ '> ' And idlenets her cor hoc driven ' I.jt fieyoodthc power ofmoo'a control. ’ for good behaviour’s • Show him that vice engender* strife; And, moat of all, nako the world's Saviour . .< , , Apatcon for hia future life. . • ' While hero, keep trying—never falter; /, ■ IDu good In every way youean ; 'Fot, If you cannot wholly alter, . You may improve tho atate of man. t j^iaceiiantou^ From Potoraon's Mogatine for March, r KNOW IT. K. W. DBWKBfI. AtsoVsnlsen years of ago I was more of a man tbkii'l have ever been ainoo. ■ I wore a long, lulled coal and bools, (to whloh. appurtenance of spurs w« a generally added) li aibaatache wee quite vlaibleon myiipper Up* and a eoaaeiouenoaa of ripe maturity never 101 l my mind. • 1 was studying for .the legal prpftksimv, bat at* the-lime of which I write, was epepdingmy eummar vacation at my father’i house in ihe.coontry, , Though ao manly, almoal soldier like aa I fancied, la my appearance, my inner was by .no means as llern a* my outer man. 1 Joyed my molher with a oblldifh tenderness, and eooner than.pain her pioaa hearl. l pnmurmurmlngly accompanied her every Sunday tp.lhb village church, to listen to long eor .moos of which t could not hear a word, for the trem* Uloiia, accent* of the very aged min liter, who con* ducted iho.aervicea, wore so faint oa to be inaudible Where we sat. Though incited by love and duly (o •object myself to this weekly pcnanco, (well do* served by ray weekly alna) my conscience yet did nbt pretont mo from whiling away the lime by such amusement as lay al'hand—that, namely, of obaor* V)ng and 'speculating on 'the countenances of my neighbors, an occupation of which I was fund. • The physiognomy which interested me more tlisn ■II others, was that of a young girl who sal not far from us, and who was oocompinled by an aged lady probably her'grandmother—the object of her ever watch fa I care. ’ Thle girl’s face, from first eliciting my careless admiration,gradually tbsorded my whole attention. It was very beaut! ful, but apart from that it posssaled the greatest poiaiblo interest forme.— Ifevsphad 1 seen a oounlcnano j which denoted ao much sensibility; each emotion of her mind was plainly written upon it, by its quick.delicate changes nothing was wanted but the key of a corresponding degree in Ihubohtoldor, iff road her tender. Innocent soul Ilk*.an ppeo book. For hours t gated, and spec ulated on that fair young face—l thought how sad Wodld be the lot of ao Sensitive a being, should fate Urtito her to one'who would not know how to read •Hghl WhSl was so delicately written—to whom the virylrig expression of that sweet oonntenance would bb but a'blsnk—who would bo able to see In it only its ‘coarser part—ben uty of feature. There wos no end lo the reveries into which llioio swift coming blushes led me. Sometimes, by chance, the'fair object of mv busy fancies would caloh my eye, or. without looking at «*U< seem (o know or feel that 1 was gating at her, and 1 wickedly delighted in noting the blush which deepened on her cheek till 1 withdrew my eyes. One Sunday, 1 happened in coming odt of church, to bo close to my lovely neighbor—immediately be* hind her— mv hand actually (ooched her unconscious garments.. 1 fell an Irrealstiblo desire lo force her In Some way to notice me—lo speak to lirr—lo occasion pis of those charming blushes—any thing—l knew, pot what; lit short *IH« an Impertinent coxcomb ns I Was; I iionped forward, and with an insufferable In* •olcooe,*whloh ;l blush now lo remember, 1 whlsp. •red Inker oar,’ ' «»Vob : are very pretty . . , , i Never, was 1 more surprised, llicn when she Calmly Mpljed,' ■■ * • ’ I was absolutely startled. : I had expected a silent conscious blush—an Indignant glance—any thing father than .this cold, •! know It.* I Was puttied, but I had plenty of time lo turn the mtUer in my mind, for In a few days I returned In college. 1 can truly say It was the only problem, which throughout the term gave mo the moil iroub.o (Oiolto and coil me most thought ’ ' ''• Another ' year elapsed’ ere t relumed home, and again aat in the little vllltgo ohotch. My personal appearance was, meanwhile, somewhat altered. I ■(111 wore my moustache, il is true, but my coat were not, nor did not sesm qolle ao long, and 1 had left off my spurs. My mother and I wore early seated In our pew, and I Impatiently awaited for the arrival of my lovo* If enigma. I tried to prepare myself for disappoint ment «I have boon thinking and dreaming about an Idoal/l said lo mysoir-'doubtlcss when the yoting Itdy herself appears all my fine Imagining* will vaulit i; there can be no doubt my fancy- has been playing tricks wilh mo, Investing a more coun ry maiden with transcendent graces and charms.— While I Was reasoning thus with myself, the young lady appealed'leading lior old rolutlro with londor ' Worahipplng nn 'ldoal,' Indeed! my meet charm ing ramemeoninco did not begin to do ju.lloo to the beautiful realilv. A Mill full of tdndeino.a and een. ■ibllity foontod lo have-found u filling homo In a pot ion and face uf perfect loyollneio end giico. 6he bluahkd when looking roond.eho chanced to MO me. end again tbo ploy of etpre.elon on her feu. lotoakhloh hud an ioteroolod mo formerly, ohatihod m Thu mote I etudlod her fjoo the more I aoemed lo •eo Into the pure dopthi of her eoul, _I could have ateakad my life on hor nob)o purity of thought and rulurned homo, I doeorlbod my fair neigh bor and diked my molher who "ho woo. _ ' Uler name,’ my molher eald, '!• Grace Denny i and aha la the lov.lie.t, the moat, inp.r or ymng wo. man I hate ever In my whole life met with. Ilii too eaon In think of inch thing* yeti «bo oonlioaed, imlUng.'bol aomo yoate honoo It would make mo hippy la eco ray dear *on mealed to.juet auoh u /’SSlquitoifafist mother,*said I.laughing a good' ieaVto riidoa Uulo boyish ombarrismont which I was moil anxious to conceal. .... I found that Grace had become a constant visitor •t mv mother’s, and did not fall to Improve the oppor* Unity orUcomlng bettor, acquainted,with her. Bhl wns Indeed o gifted creature, endowed with all •nature's best.’ She saug,slio danced, she con vorsed wllh an fndisbribable grace peculiar Joherself. Though generally thoughtful and earnest in her de meanor,' she had a vain of quiet humour, and her strokes of playfuldrollery charmed' all the more from being 'unexpected; But. more alluring to mo than all hor glfte and accomplishments, wee the shrinking sensibility depicted on ©Very feature of her sweet face. I soon found myself deeply, painfully inter ested In her. Isay painfully, for Grace received my Bssiduons attentions with a perfect coolness and un concern which gave rao groat unoaeinoes. Sometimes I thought she remembered my early impertinence, and.was disposed to punish it. But there was a rival a Cousin of Grace’s, who always stood in my Way, and from whom Grace,rcco}ved,aaa matter ofooureo numberless little attentions which I dared not ovon offer. J hated this man; I wae insufferably jealous, but Grace scorned either perfectly unconscious, or perfectly indifferent totho by play of animosity which was carried on between us. Oraeei awfeot; noble Grace, .with all her child like simplicity and sensitive woman's heart—who could resist her 7 I could not—my whole eool was hers. In x>ln had 1 struggled—ln Vain had I called upon my Vonily, (or which I had plenty to invoke) to save me from the mortification of loving without return. I could not stern nor control the passion which,strong aa a mighty whirlwind had seized me, . • One evening 1 sal by the piano while Grace aang to mo. The cousin was not there, and dear Grace's varying color and glistening eyes suggested iwoet hopes lb my vanity. I fancied I saw love, in those bright dewey eyes, and on (hose soft music breathing lips. It was the last evening of my vacation, and surely 1 read a gentle, farewell thought in Grace’s face. 1 woe beside myself with joy at the idea—l was as If In a blissful dream—a sweet dcleraira—a rapture of love. As Graco roso to leave the piano I caught her hand, and unable longer^to repress the one thought: (hat filled my heart, I exclaimed fervently, •Grace—dear Grace, with all my aoal 1 love you!* Sho lifted large, soft eyes, and said slowly, while n mischievous smile stoic over her face. ‘I, know it I* She was gone before I had.time (p preyed il,or to recover from my eurprlee.. The next day.'T returned to , oollnge,ozpeotlng to complete my studies in another year. A year! how long a time to bo absent frotn the beloved being who wae to me, 1 felt, henceforth : and forever, whether she returned my love or not,the nocleos round which all my thoughts would revolve. ' I need not slyhow often her strange and unsatisfactory answer torment ed me. 1 perceived in her repetition of the same words, her remembrance of the Utoo aho had used thorn before, and this wae the just punishrriont for my insolence. I tortured myself by bringing the whole scene agoin and. again to my memory—my passionate declaration of love, and her provoking re ply •! know it. 1 ‘The dues you do 1* thought I, some, times;*! would I had possessed the wit to have loft yon a little more uncertain.* I often wonder that I was able to study at all this lime, for Grace, beautiful, graceful Grace, was hover absent from my thoughls-sho had become the dream of tny life—the object of all the love sonnets, which had till now been icattored on various rival beauties. I did eludyihowover, and study hard, and at (he end of the term passed examination with high honor much to my dear mother’s pride arid joy. ! determined to be wiser when I saw Grace again —to discover beyond a doubt if I were Indeed, be loved, before I committed myself as 1 had dona by foolish speeches. In order to satisfy myself on this point, end per haps also to gratify a little pique, when I returned homo I did not go Immediately Ho see Grace as my feelings dictated, but wailed.till) at my mother’s summons, she spent an evening with us. Even (hen though my heart was full of tenderness for her, I had made up ray mind to play a part, end suffer as! might 1 would apt It out. There was a young lady staying with my mother alibis time who dearly loved to ilirt,and I was quite ready to contribute to her amusement. I devoted myself to her (he whole evening, end fell (he sweetest pain I ever experienc ed when I saw, by Grace’s dear, changing, sensitive face, that she was deeply pained and wounded. When thia foolery had been carried to its height, 1 perceived Grace suddenly rise,.and slop through the open window out on the pialza. In a few minutes 1 followed her, she had retired to a lilllo distance from the wlndow.and stood with her bond leaning against the railing weeping. Stealing spftty behind her, 1 passed my *arm around her and whispered, , .‘Ah deafest Grace—do, not. deny il l You love me !* ' There Was a little pause—(hen hughbig, yet still half crying, Grace turned aside her bead and Said— 'Alas ! I know it.* A lioVer’e Bltilispi, ' Thera was (wo Sals tirin' in oor (own—-Sal Steb* binaand Sal Babit; teal corn fed gall, I awow.' : Sal StObbiha would lift a barrel of oyder out of (he cend of a cait ae quick as any other fbller» and drink U low,' Sal Bab!I waa eo lal, aho’d roll ono way jcal as eaay .it t'other, and If anything', a lilllo Miiif.- Well, (hero waa a corn hulking, and 1 wchlalong with Sal Slabbing; there waa all the gala and boya idlin' round, and I gol aot down ao near Sal Debit, (hat I'll bo darnod If 1 didn't kiss her a fore 1 Know'd whal 1 wno abeout. Sal Slehbioa aho bluahad; the blood rushed, right up into her hair; she waa the beat red critter lever did ace. 1 thouoht'U waa all.up with me', and auro enough it waa, lor When I asked hor if aho would go hum with me, aho aaid, 'No, you neodn't trouble yuurteif nothin* *tal 'bout ll.'i ■ 'Well, ifyour'e mind to get epunhy, 1 guest I can git a gat that will lot me ace her hum, Sal Debit, ahall 1 go hum with you.* •Well,* eaya aho, *1 don’t mind if you dew.’ Arter that, Sal Slabblna married a fellor Incur town, by the name of Port—blind in ono aye, and deafen ono ear—jlal, to apile me, nothin* olio; eo 1 thought ifaho waa • mind totako a feller that couldn’t ice or hear any lew well, I'd bolter let hor alldyi eo I went sway from hum, end waa gone about three— four—five years 7 Yoa, jlil about five yonre, 'cause I know when I gol back aho had four little Paid. I went to aoo how aho got along. She aakad me to conic in and aet down; ao 1 luck a cheer and iqunl* tod; then she tuck another ohocr and equalled; and wo both equalled llioro together. Her young one* was all runnln* roound on the.floor; aho plated to them, end said, in a ior( of bragging way, * ‘You «e them, don’t you?’ . eaya I, squintin' up ono eye, ‘I aeo, they re all'gUl like their daddy, blind in ono eye* , Stio.was billn* dumpling! at the lime, and Ai soon aa she eew mo ehul up one eye, aho oul with-a. hot dumplln’, and let me have U in t’other, which mads mo abut It up darn’d eight quicker than l over djd afore and i hilni been in love alnoo that tlmo, Ghostly Autographs op Washington and Napq* lion.— A sol of spiritual philosophers, engaged In receiving nndl recording tho manifestations of tho spirits of depatod friends, and of the wise and holy men ©fold, at present aro In the habit of holding weekly meetings In New York, A mysterious parch, meal document is ciblblled by the boliewprs % which they claim, like the Mormons, to bo of holy or spirits! origin. On it Is written merely a general sohlimcnt, to which some forty odd spirits have sub. scribed tholr names. "Peace, but not without free, dom*' is the sentence, and then beneath It* in close ouropnolonahlp,stand the names of George Washing, ton. Nspoloon Bonaparte, John Hancock and other* "Be large is life, and twice as natural." The parchment wse directed by the spirits to bo placed in the room of one of tholr noted mediums, and 101 l over night, and they would evidence under tholr own hands and seals tholr identity and individuality.— In the morning it bore the motto above,and tho slg. natures. A Fact— Young ladies who are accustomed to read newspaperese alwsy• observed to possess mos I wlnnhtir moil .inl.bl.dl.po.Ul.il., ln«rUbly ra.ko good wl«. »n«l « ood h “* tand,> 11 OUR COUNTRY—MAY IT. ALWAYS OS RIGHT—RUT RIGHT OR WRONG, OUR COUNTRY.” CARLISLE, PA., THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1852. - > Anßxpemlve Dlnastr ■ 1 " The following excellent bit of fun' la oommunloa todto the prince of sporting, jottfbals, (he New York Spirit of tbs Times, by Its inimitable Bpston corros poodent» “ . , . At the last 'Hco'Conroniicm* In our city, lomo weeks since, a tautaal friend ©fours, residing In the ■uborbs of our metropolis, name to (his city in the morning to attend tho 'Hen'Fair/ where ho pur. chased a very large and beautiful pair of'Shanghai fowls to .breed from, and -os ho'was to remain in town until evening, he sent tho birds by a boy, with a note, to a friend of his living, st the Albion, ru questing that he would take charge of tho chickens until the afternoon, as he had some matters of bush ness that would' detain him; ho also (old the boy to say he would dine with him at four o'clock. The boy delivered tho fowls, but .forgot tho nolo, ,antl simply remarked, ‘Here’s a pair of rousing big Chickens Mr* M——e sent you, and says be will dine with you at 4 o’clock.* The,gentleman supposing his friend (who by tho way, knows & hawk from a handsaw, and a canvass back from a broiled owl!) had sent something extra, ordered them to bo given to liio cook, with directions that they bo killed and dressed at once, as he had a friend to dine with him at 4P. M. The order was accordingly obeyed, and at tho appointed time tho dinner wae scfved. After imbibing sundry.'wine bitters,' as a sharpener, to their appetites, tboy sat down, and the Shanghai owner was requested to carve; and as he was dissecting, those enormous •culo members of Hen Convention,* he remarked to,his friend— •You have an extraordinary fine pair of chickens hero? ‘Yes,* answered the .other,'they are Indifferently good sized pair of birds; they were sent to me by a mutual friend of oUrs.* ‘lndeed, were, they 7 : a dovetish .clever fellow be must bo, Jim; a pretty present this, and 1 declare they are of the must dolicious flavor 1 over lasted, and as juicy, too, as a csnvass-back.* . And so be continued praising t (ho rich flavor of chickens until they hod tokop carp of a couple of buttle of Schiledor, end while.chatting over their bottle of sherry, and enjoying- their regalias, the owner of the Shanghai said, •Dy lbs by,-Jim, vrhtt do you think of my hon purchase (his morning f’ 1 ... ‘Why, Dill, I think they wore moil delicious, and wish you would dlno wilti mo every day in iho week, if you will eood such chickens.* - ‘Such chickens'.’ screeched Dill,' «e the thought flashed across his mind that he might possibly have been eating.hu own Shanghais, ‘What thp devil do you moan!'. 'Mean,* replied Jim, 'why, I moan to say (hat you have'dined off those chickens you scnl mo this morning.' . • Bill instantly jumped up from the (able and rammed his hands up to his elbows in his breeches pockets, and after striding across the room some,half dozen limesT-wilhoul uttering a word, but his eyes all.lho while withi'fin«-frcc«y.rolling,'• -' It was a season of groat scarcity bn tho hilt to - gians .of New Hampshire, when a poor woman,.who lived in a hut by tho woods, bad no broad for her little family. She wae sick and wilhpulcilhcrfriends or mono?. : There was no helper but God, and she betook herself to ptsyor* She prayed long—sho prayed in earnest! for she believed that Ho who fed tho young ravens would /pc(fhop On rising from her knees ono morning, her lilllo baro-footed girl opened the door to go out. Some* thing shining on tho sill stopped her. The child stooped down, and behold, a eilver dollar! Sho ran and tcok.il to her mother. It really teas a now, round, bright silver dollar. Tboy looked up and down tho-road; not a living person was in sight, and neither footsteps or wagon wheels were to bo hoard. Whore did tho dollar come from? Did Godsend it? Doubtless it wasTrnro his hand! but how did it gel theret Did U rain downt No. Did ho throw it from tho windows of hcavon 7 No. Did an angel fetch It 7 No. God has ways and means forans* wering prayer without sending special messengers. He touches some little spring in tho great machinery of his providence, without in the least disturbing its regularity, and help comes. Sometimes wo do not see ozoolly how,as this poor'woraan did not; then it seems to come more directly from hlm| while in fact our all being taken care of over since we were born comes just as directly from him, only he em. ploys so many people do it, fathers, mothers, ser vants; shop-keepers, (hat we arc apt lb lose sight of him,'and fix our eye only on them. But how did iho silver dollar got on the door-till? some hoy may ask. It happened that a pious young blacksmith w a * going down the sca’board Inquest of business. ■ ll was several miles before ho could Uke tho stage coach, so instead of going in the wagon, which carried.liveliest, ho said ho would walk. ’Como, ride, they said;‘it,will b° hot. and dusty.’ Ho kept answering, ‘No,* to ail his friends urged. *l’ll walk, and tike a short out through itje pines,* and off he started with a stout wa]king.a(iok. As )io was jogging on, through a piece of woods, be heard a.voice from a’lonbly hut by the road side. It drew his notice,and ho stepped towards U on tiptoe; then ho slopped and listened, and found it was (he Vote® •r'proyeiv»nd ho gathered from (he prayer (bar ih o who offered U was poor, sick, and friendless. •What can I do to help this poor woman V thought the young roan.. Ho did not like to go into the hut. Ho clapped hla hand into hia pookol and drew out u dollar, tho Aral eilver dollar he ever had—and a dol lar was a -big sum for him to give, for ho was not as rich tiioif as ho is now. But no.mallsr, ho felt that Iho poor woman mutt have it. Thu dollar being ail. rer,*and likely to attract notice as soon as (he door was open,'ho concluded to lay it on tho till and go away, bat not far; for ho hid behind a largo rook near the house, to watch what become of it. Soon ho had tho satisfaction of sueing the little girl como out end seize the prize, when he went on his way rejoining.' Thd sllvir" dollar came Into (ho young mans hand for.this very purpose, for you ace a pa. per dollar might havo blown apray; and ho was led to walk instead of rido—why, ho'did not .exactly know, but'God who directed nii steps, did know.— So God plansj and wc ore lho instruments to carry on his plans. Oftentimes tye seem lobe about our own business Svhdn wo aro about bis, answering, it may bo, the prayers of the people. The young blacksmith is now in middle life; ho hat been greatly prospered, and given awty his hun dreds since then; but, perhaps he has never enjoyed g'ving more (lion when bo gave his. first silver dot- Ur. ' • -- : Frankllntfl Character, Of oil that has been written about JBenj. Franklin, this little sketch of, him by John Foster, the cele brated English philosophical essayist, always seem ed to os (ha most apt illustration of (he peculiar or ganisation of that great man I “Ilia predominant passion seems to have been (ho love of the useful. The uioful was to him the turn mum bonum, the-supremely fair, the eublimo end beautiful, which it may pot porhapsbe extravagant to believe he was in quest of every week for half a century. N? department was too plain dr humble for him to occupy himself In for (bis purpose; and In affaire of the most unambitious order, this'was still systematically his object. , Whether in the construction of chimneys or Con stitutions, lecturing on the saving of candles or on the economy of national revenues, he was still intent on the.same end; the question always being how to -obtain the most of solid, tangible advantage, by the plainest nnd easiest means. There has rarely been a mortal of high intelligence and flattering fame, On whonf the pomps of Ufa wore so powerless. On him were i completely thrown away the oratorical and poetical heroics about glory, of which heroics It was enough (hat he eanily perceived (he intention or ef foc( tq be,*lo explode all sober (ruth and substantial good, and 1 to impel men, at the very.best of the mst ler, IbruUgh sums career of vanliy, but commonly ([trough mischief, slaughter and devastation, in mad pursuit of what amounts at last, if attained, to some certain quantity.of noise and empty show, and In. (oxicating transient elation. He wee so far an ad mirable spirit for aetiag (he Mentor to a young re public. It will not bo his fault if the citizens of America shall ever become so servtlo to European example as to think a multitude of supornumery places, enormous salaries, nnd a frictions economy or society, a necessary security or decoration of that political liberty which (hey enjoy In prs-emloenoo above every other nation on earth. In (base letters of their patriarch and philosopher, they.will be.amply warned by repeated and omphalic representations, of the desperate mischief of a political system, in which the public resources shall be expended In e way to glvo (he government both the interest nod the mcons to corrupt the people.” Incidents of * Printing Oflloe. ( The eternal "rllckj" “ollok," of a prioiipf .sfßoe is sometimes Interrupted by ludicrous incidents, nrl* sing from Hie Ignorance of some people of the prln- | oiploe of the "black art." One or two of 'theioj In i our short experience, wo shall give, < A eon ul' tho Emerald lale onoe oamo Into oor office with tho request that we ehoold print him a copy of the Catholic Bible, tho Protestant version being uhsullod to ills notions* He generously offer* ed us fifty oolite forth* trouble, but we couldn't jnake him comprehend how It would cost nearly ns muoh to print , s eingla copy as a thousand. Ho wont away grumbling about Protestant Jntoloronoe. Here is a horse of a different color. . A gawkey I came swaggering Into the office some months since, and enquired if we could ‘print a picture* of his horse? Of course we could, .Thereupon he com nionpcd. ‘Well, print him sixteen hands high, well muscled, splendid, action, a dark bay, with a while spot on his forard.' Ho had ua there.—OreanbusA Tho above, says the Boston Doe, bring* to mind one of the many adventure* of tho days of our ap prenticeship. Wo were el (He llrheMie 'devil' o( Ihe office—the subject of all the priollcsl jokes upon out.alders. We-could relste e score of these, but sueh la 1 not our present purpose; wo only wish to give another illustration of what tbe world knowa of the mysteries of tho craft. One day a Jolly gresn looking chap walked up lo the case, where we wore I-iV. ■■■■— t I a 1 It wee only a few evening* ago (htt I^'haypanall to be aUling *la aide (able In R’sealiftg «aldM,ld Ibis place, Indulging io *a few Dried* before goUjg to bed. The oyetcra wore particularly fine; and should have engrossed all my alteniiooi but vlsioai bfUoe; tors and dyspepsia would intrude mo; the opening of the door'dtsturhed ttynet very ploaflaot reveries, and when 1 raised my heal*my eyes fell open i rather ■[range looking SMUmdb of humanity—he evidently btlongad tomifolaSsef persona called Yankees—not a genuine YaOkfcs;su(iU aa come from Vermont Stata, and are notorious fof (hair wooden nutmeg propensities; riot (hkt kind; here we apply the ‘Yankee* to tboee iridiViddaTsWbd oomo down the river semi-annually with Wall, as anon as ho entered, ho walked, of rather lounged, up to the counter,behind which ft. vmtatuc ding, and after watching bia motions for a moment o{ i wo broke out with, *1 say Capting, they look plump, *«pe»o yoqopen as a few raw.* ■ ■ ■., _ A plate was put before him* and ft, ftfityaoiioed serving them out pretty rapidly, as 1 not faat enough for Iho impatient rivar matijb'o oys ters hardly touched the plate before tbs Tqßkta would hook it np with hia fork, andgolpb it deirfc at one swallow, and then be would flourish'fair fhtk-bt* foro ft’s, face, and cry ’hurry up the oakaa! Wako.Bp old man i* &0., until ft, who bad always prided Urn* self on hie dexterity in ooossi'n the 'aoa oamo quite ezoiled. At last, in reply to ibitoß BOU ting joke of the Yankee, ft. said, io novsvygarilU lone : \ r /c* ' ‘Look hero, friend, you «eem lo pride yourself ud being * fast eater. Non I'll bet you 930 1 can open oysters faslar than yoo nan pick them up tod-spa)* low them, and not half try.* *1 don't like to ho bluffed offln that, stranger,* says tho Yankee, 'but vou are a leolle ahead of my- pUt.* •Sposo you mike it ten, and I ew*q If 1, don't take you, and give you five for a starter.* This was agreed .to, and both parlies pUl)ed' ! Mt their money and deposited It la my hinds* . ... -> , After all was fixed, R, deliberately opened the drd ho was lo .start with, and then rolling misleercaop lb hie elbows, called oat to the Yankee, Irhoiysls HamfingfArrh ia JiuJ, (IlfW* mcnccmcnl. 'Now for it.' The words bad hcrjliy loft his mouth before ho had added anothertb the plate, and a third, followed each other In qatekfWe* cession. Tho Yankee was not idle all this time,bat had been stowing thorn sway at a rale that threaten* cd soon to empty the piste . before him. • lli'eraihbe* ginning lojlook bjock, and 1 was, just iblnklnffilhil he was going to give up ond 'aeknowledge the eoff* when suddenly,by a dexterous twitch, he thrav.dati out on tho bur counter. Yankee stopped anidttieirl to cry'foul* but seeing that one bsd been gsinodod him by his boiitaUon, swallowed it, dost; and. aILH* The next one went clean pver ftie the coupler qn,lha floor, and the next and the next. The Ytpk«l'e»f» dontly began to boo tho game, for instead .of lasing llmo expostulating, went scrambling 6m the flett! afterthe oysters,which now flew to all oornifsttf the room, only wailing to give them ja wfpp pn up slsero of his coat before engulphing Item. Thu we were kept in doubt which would beat, unlft'lf* capped the climax by making one slight, accidently, of coarse—right la the spit box. The .astonished roan gated for a moment at the oyster, se iifayj half embedded In the dirty saw dust, and then drdtf* ping his fork, made a straight coat (til out at 4 dial door. As tho door dosed uponjiim jR j In which U’s. voice was moil conspicuous, bfll a Wd* Ail change came over his countenance ashe ezsni* ined the steaks which 1 had just handed fiiihr’*’You may judge how (he langb turned when he exdtlia* od, in a voice not unlike the rumbling of a thunder, 'Counterfeit, by the eternal.*— ~~. Ann! Hetty** Adrleir Oh, girls! tel your •flection on dais, poodJas* parrot*, or lap dogs—but let matrimony Al9o*' Jt*e ibo hardest way on earth of getting a never know when your work la did op. laloßqf carrying eight or nine children throneh the miulta chioken.poi, rath, mump*,' and scarlet of 'em twlco over; it make* my aides ache (nthtak of It. Ob, yon may scrimp and save, and twist Aid turn,and dig and delve, econoroite«Bd Ona.—We learn that on (bio day pTwlif fur ‘License/ at Cincinnati, an old toper wm *&§' goring op to the poll*, with a ticket in Kla ha'pfljon which was printed in bold characters, ‘No LtoUtpai* A liqilor dealer, on noticing Uia old tnan’l' Uoilti Inquired 1 ' ‘Do jod know what tori of s .ticket joti ar#going to rote?’ •Yes,* replied the toper, ‘I goea for I want to gat the d—d stoffoul ofmjp Way.* Not bo bad. Wo know ofacorot who vtant tßflfat rid of the call, but who have not lbs nerve Ip.wllh* •land the temptations conatanlly thrown la tjjalf patha. Dlahxkt took Hoasta. —Men abd faorlbi Only •weal. Bo aay the medical men whole boatnaaa It la to inrestigale the wonderful living medhannolpf both. The oi Couli off by accelerated rtapMatfofi) if heated io the fonow, he partially opina Mcnobth and dropa hia longue, and by rapid breathing, tbrowi off the cxoom of haal whlpbtai accumulated In the system. The dog whlpb rutiial the tide of (he carriage through the intense hbatpfa July aun. ditahea Into the cold spring with lmpn,blty and reluroa refreshed,haring on perspiration •when men or horaoa submerged In A similar iQMMr would auddenly check perspiration; and vired the abook, it would bo to dle itltb aootg or ohronio inflammation.’' s In r latent motion, the reapiratinn of both mail add hnraoa {• inoroaacd bat not sufficiently ad aa to off the heat that Isgunerated—they ptraplfa through (he akin.tha pores of which become opened or enlarg'd and U la while in this condition that both aralUua to be injured and when great care la ftebmaty to praaerve the health of either. • ' w. i.r Ltino.—L«l ttalwaye bo borne Id mind that ho who knowingly utters whot )• fa|a»| tolls * liqiabd • I in, while or of any olber color, io avroUUdnpflJn divine command. And let as remember th«# U no vied which more eaaily then IhU * man's eomoienct. Ho who lella lice freqoantly/wQI aoonWojne an habitual liar,and an habUoafiW* will toon loit the power or readily between the oonoeption of hie imagination end the recollection of hie memory. I have known* ftp t periods who teemed to have arrived In Iblennaity* plonble moral Let every one, (herald, beware of the meet dUtanl approaches to tble : 4 table vice. A volcino might easily be written ofttlh* misery end loee of character which ha»# grown pal I of a eingle llo.and another volume of ilFuir*k)||ni 1 of the moral power wblob men have galocd by mttpi of no mher promlnenl attriboia than Uuk of jM uaebrinkiag veraoUy.[Or* \VayUfi4< . v V t^. ; '"■n ;.vc). mMt Aw*'