American volunteer. (Carlisle [Pa.]) 1814-1909, January 03, 1850, Image 1

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THE. . AMERICAN. VOLUNTEER,
€;lb ,<S 111 * 'o vOr'y Tfliul-sj ayv'a t' Wv’JOII fT.il;
upon tliofollotvlng cOndltlons/Hvbich Will bo‘
rjgidlyqdltered to: , . ' ...i-,; ;
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mouths,.in.adeanca, , ■ ~..IPO 1
vwfftouwctiptllm taftiliV fbr a lens term inert dix mouths and
D<>',i)lndn((nuqnd<tpenn'itt'cd until dll ttrr«aragesare'|iald.‘'- ,
ji additional o'uihij pricoofsubscrl|iUon
Will of all ( thoac,whodonol t paylnj advance,,.,
fj > 1 1 ‘ u ! ra,tes or xbvßßTjamd;- !
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{Onesqmwo.twp insertions, . • 1 A "i ---■' !■<•»
Pue.aquare, l »hr9o Insertion*. ;,i •; . > i.i-P 0
'’fixery nHueuucnt Insertion, per square,, , • ,• •*..,25
0 -'A liberal discount Will be nindo to thoao who advertise by
tbayearvotlbr tlire'oorsjz inontba.’ ; ; ' | J
lu 6rnc*;—*iVo'office of the, American Vplunjetr Js In,the sec-
And story of JnVnOS 11. Graham's novVfclotio hiillilf (Scr.'ln South
Ifatiovor street, a’few doors souttfoMho Court’ilUuto', Where
are invited tocolli> . ,i.n », u■, t
j^oettent.
, JIAIDEM^WOUTiI.
ev;o.-swxiN.
, .M Her, home,wap bat.afottagehcinio; i • . t '\ ;
, f • A simple and , .
• - Yet tweothcSß and affection ladde'. I ,' " ’
< i J- ‘;ii it*‘eora;a (Ulry hall;
' ~, A UttlotaßU, a littlQ.carejii ; i : -,, ;
Madehuniblo-ihlnijß appear i . •, i
“ ‘ 'At though* tUty wort transplanted there -i "
Frnmßoma tuparlor sphere; •
v. '-j’i v■ i i llerihoioe wad butircotingeihoine* i . i
,- r , *.A ■iinple, bomo and pnrn11,.,., , ,t
‘ • •lel*Weet'netannd’ftffi:Clibi) mado ‘ ’
• it T 4dfrm>n'fiifry'fiair. £ 1 ■ V"'"- i ’- i '
■•XI tweet the homo, anbweotthd majj, '
.0 ii.-.v >h At graceful, anil aa gnud•,
• ' ,-(.flhß teemed a Illy In tha shade,, , .
' ‘ ‘ /A violatin' the bud; 1 ‘ . •‘ 1 " 1 ;
’• ! -She had lib wealth, hut maiden worth;
i; i A .wealth tbaft little- fume; J . ■ - vi, -
:\*cl that's .the truest gold on earth—... , ■,
■‘■Thebthor'abut'a'namel ‘ -
UorHo'nie'watbiiiacoUagohomc,- ■■
•. <A4ilnple homo and biiibll,
Yet Bweotntßß and affection mado
It falry lmll., • , .■
A cborfotness of sdut, that throw-' - ‘ 1 ■
> A taak., • ~ ,
A willingness, that overflew 1
t:' ni. t ■; Toerrve. e'eronocould aik,-i '
‘ A something we Could wish uar own i
"Aniiunib|e'flowrot.‘hhrn >r ' L 1 ‘ -
j: •• iTo feats Id Itsdegroe a throne,.'
Or any rank,adorn!
■ 1 ’ Ilorhonib \vas but a cottage homo,
, Asiqipla home. and ■moll,
Yot sweetness and affection male
llsecm a ftiiry hall 1 -
; (j ! _ PUETTY TIIOUGHTS, ■ ,
• . .What is joy ? The horsey,of existence;, really
beneficial and ogrecubld when partaken of ini, mode-
Talibir,- but ’Highly Injurious when uadd Id dxcess.'' ’
-.What is-contentment 7* The philosophy; of life
untl the principal ingredient in llio cop of happiness
—acommodily that is undervalued in consequence
of-the,very, low piico it can be übtaincdTur. . , ;
What,is happiness ? .A biitfcrfly dial roves frpnv
flower to flower, in tho vast garden of existence, and
‘whlbh la bagbHy pursued by' thb iiidllUudc, in (Uo
Vain‘ hope 1 of obtaining' theprfcc, yet it continually,
eludes their o igor grasp. ;• u >■
What is ambition 7 A fierce and unconquerable
steod, that bears its rider onward in tho high road to
preferment, but it oftentimes throws‘,him suoU.a fall
tiiat ho rarely ever recovers.' *• . . . j, , ~•
“‘.What is crime? A wretched-vagabond, travel*
Ung, from place to .place in a. fruitless endeavor, to
escape from justice, who id constantly in hot pursuit.
'A fob la virtue and happiness, though at limes tho
companion of poor innocence which is made to suf
; fbr (or the guilty.,
What is justice ? • A pair of scales in which the
options pfmankmd are often weighed, thu Iruq weight
being.sometimes. bought up by power, and w.oulth,
whilst others that are incorrect arc substituted*'
What is idleness? A public mint where vari
ous’ kinds of mischief is coined and extensively cir
colttted among the most despicable of the huinsn
face. . v \
What it fear 7 A frighlfuldAnd -dangerous sub*
slance to (lio really, guilty, bql a yuln oudhanu
shadow to tho conscientiously honest and tip*
right. .
What is fortune? A capricious dame,-who often
rejects those who aro most anxious; to solicit her'fa
vors; whilst others mpto . unworthy aro the rcolpi
ebls of her bounties wUhout.tholr solicitations. •
-.What is fashion? A beautiful envelope for mor
tality, presenting a glittering and polished exte
rior, tho apjioarsnco of which gives no certain
indication uf-llio real.value of what is contained
therein. ' ’■
: Wluliflwil? A sparhling beverage, that is high
ly cxhllcraling and ugroouhle when partaken of at
tho oxpdnio of others ‘ but when used at our own
oost.lil becomes bitter nnd.unploosunL -
.What is thought 7 A fuunluin from, which flows
oil good’and evil Intensions; a montul fluid, electri
cal in tho force and rapidity oC'il* movements, si
lently flowing unseen within Us uwn ( sacred aypnues,
yet is the controlling powdr ofrull animated matter,
uhd the chief mainspring of. all our actions.
What is knowledge7lA key that unru vela all mys
teries and which.unlocks the entrance and discovers
now, unseen and untrodden paths in' the hitherto un.
explored fields of Science and Literature.
: Scottß ' Taper*
HARMONY.
‘ Ono of thp must general principles of tho human
soul is the lovo of rhythm. Tho mother ‘sings her
child intoslumbor to tho motion pf her body in rook
ipgf.lt backwards and lorwohls; 1 Children and say.
ages boat time to their own : voido's. Ths pedestrian
also cheers his walk by-whistling In unison with his
footstep'; t anfl, when numbers were undergoing the
fatiguos pf a'march, if was'natdral they should give
Utterance to Ilia sainu tones, If cbly f or (hdsako of
producing uniformity of niolinn.' Thus the natural
love of rhythm-aided the birth of song in more quar
ters than one; but, with tho- expansion of the feel
ings and the faculties, it is not'tu bo supposed that
the primitive vocalist confined himself to tho utter
anoc of liicro meaningless sounds No! the mother
—as mothers do at this hour—would launch Into
praises of her offspring as sho sung, into spothings
of its pain, or promises of its father’s return)- ;|n
like manner { lho ' warrior would recount his deeds,
laud the expedition on which lie was sent, or sing
his hopes of writing victory. Even the modern sol
dier, prevented by military etiquette from joining
with his voice to the relief of faliguo;>h»''pr6vided
Willi the stirring drum’ and trumpet to animate his
movements t hut 1110 bands of the undisciplined still
adhejfe to lho bldcr impulso. onil time ulllhcir loot
itopaloVome popular air. ;In short tho birth of Mu
b(o ‘receives its oxompllficaliom ovoiy day: from ;)j 0
lisbl.fe oftaere infantry who, when scarce able to ol*
slng their inlohiions'as they toddle from
chair to* chair) andi when hammering on something
that produces a noise, invariably cause their voices to
keep limp with tile clamor.
' < : i Refledtlou* l
,Tho W lit. ’.it(m. Hod.
■..ThoFuibrot'-limiy novor come.
Out fjJondxilopnrloiJ ? >VilU,lho dead. '
: ; l„Ouf.«l*ob 3 Fun Ijailpning lo Ibo lomb.
Wlul ub dtrlh'a'joya 3 Thu dowa of morn. .
' Ila honor’, 3 QeoonVwroiiUilng foam.
; Where’. pea'co 7■ In Iriwla meekly horn.. , -
Atul jpy? r IVi Jmdvmi, Uie Chnyltan’B home.
ID* A w.gjji.b aponlbrlft £ .uia, “ Fivo your. ig o
t wui notworib a coni in tho world—now boo whero
I om through my oxorllbno , . ,, : ■ 0.,:-.
“Well, whoro »to you 1".. . . ... ■
;■ 11 Wliyyl ono more than oSODO:!’’ - i. '
1 Cdrro'6t :: Transcript bf tfie Sont’efaoe ! bt death
I--.;wii j.n .1 m-!:-
. , Tlio. follow ingis a copy ,of the most. memorable
‘ judiotkl evfer boohpronounced
[in the,annals of tho world,
against iho Saviour; with tho remarks .whichlhe
IjournaliLe Droit'has' collected, and'tho 1 knowledge
wlilphrmuat fee interesting, in,the highest.degree
l lo ovcry . Until now, l.um not uvyarc that
It fiat'over appeared in' the German papers.’ 1
ThO’sedtonceis word for follows- 1 ;
•1 ".Sentence/pronounced,; by PontiUs Pilate, Ibten*
Uaot of,lho pfqvincb of Lower,.Gallilee,.that. Jesus
of Nazareth shall stiller death by the cross.
■■"! “In'the scvehlebnth ycoPof the reign of the oriYi
peror/JPiberio»,:and dri the 2Slh day of tho’ftibnlh of
MW®!** in,the most. hply city o( Jerusalem,'during
the pontiffcaliop.'of Annas andCnlphas: ' , ;
‘'Pontius-Pilate, Inlohdanl'of ilib : province'of
Lower Gallllee, silling in judgement in JhoTrosl.
dcntial seat of the praetor, -
1 “Sentenced Josos of-Nazarcih Id death'on a di-osat
between I two robbore. as-the .numerous and notorious
testimonies of] tho people prove. :i(
“1. Jesiis is a' ' ‘‘. 1
** 2. Ho lids.excited tho pcoplo to sedition,* ’ !
“ 3. He is an enemy (u tho laws.
•* 4iHo fdlkcly balls himself tho son of God;-'t
. IVfi. He falsely calls himsclftho King oflarjcl.,:
*‘i®v Rfiwontjnto‘lbo temple, followed by a multi*
tude, carrying ppfms in llicir bunds.- ',■ ;
'* Orders ilia ’Star’ cohlurion,' 'Qairillius Cbrno*
Hus, to bring him lo tho place of'execution,* ■
Forbids all'pcrsons, rich or poor, to prevent the
oxedilion bfJesus. l; il •: o
;,ft Thb .witnesses wlio have signed .the sentence of
-death,.againstJesus ore, ,
“ 1. Dauiol. Robapi, Pharisee;
“2. Jolm ZdrbbiiUcl; 1 '' 1
“ 3. Raphael flubum; - l •
. ”4. CapeU
f “''JdSos’ s’Kali bo (ahou' out of Jerusalem,’ through
tho 1 gale bfTruehca. 11 - • ;,.i. .i
, ts , pngravcd,on ; a plate of brass, in
the stiTillur plato has been
sent lb each 1 tribe* If 1 was'discovered in tho your
1880, itt ; thd oliy i 6f i Aqiiila', ln the'kingbdmof Na
ples, through.a search'made for the/discovery of-nn*
liquities, and remained there until it was found by
tho commissaries, of tlifi arte, in the Ftcnch army to
Italy*. f :, -,/ , ~..t , ..
TJp to ,the pmo of tho campaign to the south of
Italy it was preserved Id thd'sucrTsiy bf the taflliu
slans, near Naples, whbro' it wag; kept s in a box bf
Sinco-them this, relic is -kept in Ihb Chapel
Tho Carthusians obtained by their pc*
titions that the plate might bo kept by them which
was an acknowledgement pf tho sacrifices whibh
Ihsy made for,llicFrench army. - -*Pho X’rench trans*
lallon was made literally by memberd of the com
mission of arts.- ’ Dcrioli had u fub similo of llio
plate engraved, which was bought by Lord Howard
on the sale of his cabinet, for 281)0 francs. • • . *
, Booms ,to be no/historical ;dpubt as to the
aulhcnUcily of,.this. ,Thb reasons.uf the acnlcnce
correspond exactly with thoSo of thb Gospel.
A FtNE ILLUSTUATION.
The following Is the c'nnclusion bi llon;'!!. Mann’s
speech at the National Convention :
1 Ho who now viaiu the North western poll of.lhe
Stale of Now York, to sro one of the wonders of
lliu., worlds—tho'Fulls of;Niugarar—muy, «eo ; also a
wopder of ; arl .not,,unworthy , to,bo. coinparcd ,with
tliia Wonder of nature. ‘Ho. muy, see a vast iron
bridge spanning one of the‘greatest fivers in-llio
, world,[affording 1 tho'means‘of sulo transit lorony
( nujpbe.r; oft men, or any' woiglll dr.merchandize,;apd
poised.high up in the .serene air, hundreds of feet
above the maddened waters below. Hqw was (his
pbnderous structure slrei'cliftf from obuirucnlio abut*
mom across Hie raging flood‘7. How was it built so
strong os to bear tbo irbad of on nriny, or the mu*
picntum of u rushing steam cut?!lts beginning was
ui simple as its tcrininulion !s grand. A boy*s ploy*
Ifimg, a kite, was sont iiuo llio air; to this kite was
attached a silken thread, to thoihrcud a cord, 16 the
cord a rope, and to the rope a cable, , When (he toy
lull on tho opposite side, the silken thread drew over
the cord, an u the cord; the, rope, and the rope the ca*
blc, one alter unolhor.greuljlmndlea.offaiqia, of iron
wire, and these being; urninged slde by side, and lay
er upon layer; now constitute'a bridge of such mas
siveiioes .and cohesion,.tho tile.genius of tho cataract
would spend his strength upon it in vain.
i! niy/riendii may groal rcsuli* bo educed from
f. ma H Lm tills first meeting of the Na*
t onal Association of‘tho Friends df Education be
! like tho sale and adcdossful bending of an rorlal mos*
•anger across the abyss of Ignorance, Superstition
;*t“d that those, who come after us may latf
the abulnic/u. and complete a todrol arch that
snail curry thousands and millions' df our fellow
beings in aafuty uhd peace above the .gulf of p'crdr
A Female Jlllnox-.
- The 6nly while women l.h.avo. icon in llm niinol
i. llio wilu ol a Ironelnhnli, who 'damn htia Cron.'
l/alouua. Slio ciro.so. In lrow.or., and ivi.n a lial
and red shirt, us of'lhp miners d.q and her hair
boirijj cut shun, t. not .impeded of bairn, a woman,
P f ?’ 5»«- hy the ono lunth of the penfons"whb see
•*•} ti«w'r«.w'hw,-i;WM'-dlir*lii, in a 1
hole in, (ho Mokelmuy, oTow foul from whore she
and her, husband.wljpro. working In q rocker., • I no-
Heed her fotnlninu look add thoughtful expression of
countenance and mentioned it to u man who wus
working near mo. Ilb Informed me tlut'Whal laud
posed;lu bo a remarkable handsome young man was
a woman; that.aim wus the wife of tho man at work
with her, thul.hci; husbapd wus once u wealthy mcr
chain in Calcutta, and that the wile hud been uccusl
lotnod to ease and luxury.
‘Failing In business and becoming poor, tho hus
band determined lo dig a fortunc.oul of the earth in
Californian, and tjio wifo’ true lo her companion only
consented, when hp promised sho slpiuld accompany
him. 1 liiivo seen hur at work with (ho pick and the
spado early and late—tholo Is over a, thuughllbl ex
pression W her countenance,‘.but she never scoins
discouraged; and yet thd Unfortunate pair have had
tho worst of luck,, not having .dug gold enough (o
pay (heir living. ‘ This Is ono of (ho most ro*
manlio lncldciils thai a lifo m t’ho gold dlgglne of
California, from time lb tlinb dovelopo's, :
'■ lioaton Timet,
V HIAK>S POOD,
.i.UM I '"' dl ! mCn r ““ ll 3’ livo upon? 'Tho an.wcr.
W-WW* .• Tiro Gu.oho, who hi lh#
A«°»t ‘iiouuging tiiu half
Zor kin. ll duxlorily, throw. Ilia la.,
wild bull cn° *i lUc 1 V'n °‘ ,ldcl1 ' liio'guahaco, or tlio
of lUOOI ond n r lc " lu twolvo pound.
lii IwiCdJK T ,M “-“‘W*-’ 1 * *“* d “> who». in
mo«o“of&i ! flS f! "ri , >' V,r !'. ,y *P tho .liopo of a
iH bio vocabulary b “ ,aJ . d “ o, ' n "> «!•«
rogaloa iiimßol/in’,.nl o r £ ' l ? 0( . 1 !“ 11 tbuolhur baud,
and (to hishappy Indeed If foilr llnWa ySar Im cjn
ft* tp ««4»on the moult tubers. The
I.urtlw of am pru fic- layi bw tU liSlTalo whh'An
bullelj and ; iu juicy, fat*irc*lied hUmn,'.rM, lc d J!
tween two hat Hones, i« j 0 him tliQ greatest prdoll
°acic«. t Meanwhile,-tlio industries Chinoio carries
,lo market Jus corofully fallcnod rata,'delicately or '
ranged upon white sticks, certain to Hod a food 1
cyitomflr among l|m epicures of Pekin; and in his i
hot. Biitoky liul, fuel buried penoatli tho snow and
Ice, the Grcchlondor couaumbi his fit which ho has
jualoamd,-rejoicing over the cosily prize, ftom a
stranded 1 whole. Hurd the black slave sucks tho su>
gar'odne, and eafs Ids‘bdnana ; thorp tho African
merchant fills hta'wotidt With kvvocl i dates, tils< solo
suktenanoo in-tlie longdesrtjourhoy | and. thoro thd 1
siameso .crams himaOlf with a quantity of rloo, from *
which,dri iEuropoun would.!shrink■ appalled. And
whoreaoovor.p.vpt .the, habitable, uarUi.we.npproaoh
and demand hospitality, In almost ovory lltllo spot a
diffore'nt kind i
bread” offered la anolhcr foruj, ; !, . <
•*6ur coOntry’—May it ALWAYS BE RiailT—but right or wrong, our country”
CAllLlSiiil, PA-, 3, .
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ADDUEAB OF Tllte CAIUUEU
■‘V ‘‘ : ’ or THE :
AMERICAN YOLUNTEER,
January 1, 1850, -
'Dbcdmter dead, I moilhied’iny Pegasus 1 ’
• And hastily I spdd toVearcli fo’r rhyme,'
My bid Winged steed was stubborn’as
' -And vowed fpll,oft that ho-woujd take,liistime,
Qn drank,.and, scaled Parnassus,
The draught was swcof| iho. luountains hard lo
*■’ climb; ' " u ! •'! '
And now J’lhhdddlo up some lines together,
Ifgood or bad, I do not care a feather. ..j ;
find 1 Iho pcniuß arid lho locl of Byron, 1
To hang queer.rhyme on queerest ending word,
I‘d'iryfOsing like anychanning-Syren:!
..;AndOfpheus«likeenchant both beast and bird;
But something tells hie" every one .will tiro on
And curse my vorso—tlib worst’Ho,ever heard—
And yolTor 'aJl I would nol bo a Byron,
‘•.Dark, sullen, proud,” wilh.hcdrNiko irosMjound
• . i l*>9. J -• •; ,
'Tls’saW llmt Piimlon inok' /iiflYulher’s cart
‘Arid drove 1 so fast he’d like io play the dbvil.
For hardly Imd ho got a tvell-iiixde elan :
Till hnavcirftnd earth he tired. It was uncivil
And wiofccd 1 tbo, that he' should thus depart
• From .duly/io this revel:. :
.Old sovereign determined so
And hurled thb hiddeap in (bo river Po.
Shall my poclic fire.rc-lighl llie flanio - . •'
_ And dry up rivers and-makc mountains smoko?
IlwiUhot. I’ih no candidate Tor fume ; : '
. 'To 1 try the thing would bo tbb bold a stroke
like mo who seeks not poet’s namo
„ But who’s cpntont if ho oarv barely croak
Ills'rjido, rough, 1 homespun verse in frog*pond bass
Itrsomo remote and ; owMVcque«tcd place;
1 n<?ed ndl make you weary now;,by telling-
The news'oflssi year, all of which I boro
Eadh week with hasty footstep to your dwelling
j : Arid throw it in, or gave if at-the door, j
Myxoid .worn shauka through sheet and lane pro*
.. pelling: v . , *. . ~
All this I'Vo donb, end what .could I dp nioru’T
I’ve (Old you all of ridtf('murders, • ' , c
And «ko u word of some delinquent parsons*'
This year wq'll tell—(bo boss dnd I, I moan—
jAll Congress dees', if any ! lhing'*twUl do,.
And when we get a peep behind the screen .. V'
We’ll talk of Taylor, and Imcubinet too;
Our. Legislature.will.*tishopedibaiscen t
. To work out something, ,if.poi wise, yet new; w
You shall not this.year, in the. least bu stinted
In your supply’of news, as soon as printed.
Were 1 not tired upon my old nag sitting. -
I’d, talk of town,—But co, it is not meet ,
To speak of Collies, such as gossip knitting,
•And Idle' talcs which, rift your cars do greet 1
Of how ungraceful ’its io lady spilling,
_>P r running,—-walking not,—niung the street ;•
Of many more things,—no. I will not do It—
We vo all soma fault, and surely sometimes ruot
Dear patron;—l’ve a right to call you dear,
Tire politician calls tho : people so,
Ho names the term as nothing but a mcro -
Unmeaning word, to cheat the crowd-, you know;
I usa'ii rightly 1 arid ! do not fear
Your blame.—Dear friend your quarter, then I’
•. •; go./. -i jni..
Farewell, till rolls arquqd another year ,
Then ifiny gullet bo not plugged, I’m hero.
Frlghteuod-bymn Inference*
} '.Mary the maid, who-had gone up on Monday
• morning to inoko the beds, camo flying down stairs,
i screaming “Murder,’ murder!” und staggered into
} Iho.brcshfast room, where she fainted at theTeel of
- Mrs. Golobcd und Miss Ditto, of ——. in lint county.-
. The ladies, thought of flight, but their knees, shook so
, Industriously that no 1 other motion wnsporformablc.
, Mary beginning to locover, signed heavily; tier little
, heart fluttered, und boat; her .rosy lips pnrted, and uq
fijucnlalion ma'am j” ,
“Where is the villain /** gently whispered Miss.
“Under the bed!“ Mrs. and Miss uttered a dread
ful scream, and Mary screamed In ‘sympathy. BiU
no succor Was ot hand; Mary’s first cries had scored
the poodle dog but of gunshqt.
I j wretch a very big man ?" inquired the old
“I dldinoi siay ta sob him,*’ replied her maid.
: , “f.ran away the moment. 1 saw his sword behind
the pillow I” ..
... “0, fool!" exclaimed her imalross/bursling 1
into a peal’of laughter. "I put the sword there my- 1
self, to be ready- fbrrobbers
Mrs. Gotobcd had drawn thu sword, ond Mary had I
drawn an inference... , j
■ iii lrl«h; Expedient*" 1 - , '
An'' instance; of;ready and available wiV.oc
curred yeeierdayj whidh A
j couple of fresh ,emigrants from (he land of swoel
Er|n,weie travelling to : Camb'rjdpe,and'finding,
os they approached the bridge, thaObb twain had
but one coni between them, they set themselves
at Work to contrive, how pnss.thp toll
t;ato with only fifty" per cent, of the requisite
funds. At length it was resolved that i)iey
should pari company—ioho lingering behind While
the other went forward to confer'with Mr. Brown',
the gale keopef, and see .what could bo done with
him in the way of bargain or compromise'.. Pad
dy, on arriving at the gate, with his politest bow
asked Mr. Drown at what nrjco he,could be al
lowed lo,,pasa over, lb© bridge. On being told
that one cent, and no less, was Uio rate for each
fool, passenger,.as. sanctioned.by; tbo low of the
Commonwealth, he, after a little hesitation, in
quired wlipt ampunlof baggage passengorq were
allowed lb take with them, lie was informed lie
might take anything ho,could carry, except'a
>y|ieelbarrow or hand-cart; and without further
parley ho turned ami loft Mr. I3ro\v n to deal with
litituofouß other paeiprs, who wore accustomed to
pay the stated la*'upon traveller's without asking
any queattons,' though not probably withoutpa se
crol wish - that the lime had come in whloh the
bridge is to bo free. ■ ■ (~ ( .
■. In a.Jfetv minutes Podijy, reappeared,;wi'ih his
fellow mounted upon hlashouldorsin
the regular «♦ boost back 1 * stylo,Me gravely,
deposited the legal toll fora single passenger,'and
walked on,to deposit© his baggage upon, terra
firma at the othpl* end of. the bridge,‘which bb|ng
imMlddloaex, Is how frob.soll. “Tfie I, spectators
of this interesting 1 scohb were quiteliotanimous in
(he!opinfort that • the travellers .had: “.come the
r.ttddy.*!.pyur ibe |ojlrgsiboror, wlii|e that worthy
dignity himpplf d;d nst hpshato to admit thaVho 1
waft, “dpnp Drown. 1 '—jjoafuu ' tygveller. V i
Not ENOf9tD tI BUT
mistakes occur among foroltfnor/at times, owing to
In? different JWaning4;npp]iost (o t)m ?ame ; wpcd|in
v 4. r :.'fl n IWfl?* ißuflng tliq absence of a pliyafoun of
our pcnuuinlanco, tlio otlidr gontloimin daltbd
lo boo him, and ring llicbell at'ilid door. 1 Thd sum*
jnona was answered by a Dutch servantlrlrJ,of whom
ho inquired if tlio Doctor was in.'
•‘•No.’* i ■ ! ,i ,•
■if Was liia lady in 7*f j. • • ,
../.‘Yca.'V,. / ‘ 1 “’ •
“Was she oiiffogcd f’* ’ * -l 11
The (flr| loakUVl! bfA forW iWnlbhVwljlloi bu.
r oai espruaian MUlod-on bbr CouUiroa, .< aha to-
I 11 J. _ ~
' fr ”
Tlio goiillom&n qlopaiK ' ‘ ,I ' "-
phHoiophor discovered a method to
■void;boliitf dunned I:* " 7" Wo lioar'Wo
•ry body asking. 9 r,ruft.lu ,|JcbU
How: to get Bupp«r* without
A' u ”.. Vor'.h.m.
■ SwiNDLiii’.—ThiiroVre thioga
quietly peesiog 'every day Wnceth the agitated sur
face of,,ooiety in.-.||iU> great Gotlmnt, 1 that "would
thlra' ■" , * nJr °^ : ° Ur '?“ dcr,,irill cy tmly knew
■ Oh 'the evening qf.tlio 12lh'of/(ho urgent montii,
drov “'“P i 'h''llle' l Udef dA will known i
confectioner* in ,Broadway, near Washington Place,
My. vpho desired, the driver lo go to
100 store and desire some of;the people of, iho store
to dome oat to he*. ‘ Silo was aUcndcd’by'a person
in the establishment,; who'lookddwnin'llib'book a |
verjr extensive order; comprising on abundant supply
v f 7.r ' y r ‘«? r - ' She, directed.lhq.acUcles 16, be sent l
•*? £*’?*, n &her oaihOiOß ‘Mrs. Wain
• co bfiscUonor,^'Having faith - in l|ie re
epeolabilitylof-this'iupper ten locale, executed 'the,
order -without!,hesitation.. -The'iinan,! howcvtiVrc
turned. without the money, end slated that the place'
looked strange, and suspicion was immediately
' • ’ °. n Ending again; next day, Ihtf namb
of madam S. was found on the ddof, and the house
ascertained, (q bo a'liaunl of .fashionable vice, of
the, keeper. • Of course the bill was I
not paid. . Mr. made application to the police I
iniig|stra(e of Jcfiurson Market,.for if warrant against I
Ihd I ‘lady for obtaining goodt uridep faleo pretences,
, T 1 njg given j»' wrong napioi The.magislroto.slslodl
ho would, send .for tho lady. and Idt. the complainant
jKuow lyljo ll oho came. and that he need not bo uneasy,
■ tl«e matter' would bo solllcd, ‘arid ho would lose
tioihing by it. Mr. Welfcr, finding lhat'tho mngia'.
trslo was wy idng-in sending foi'hiil lady'frlend.
colled on him;again, cspoclallyiim ho had heafd she
Svas about to Ic.avo the plopq. .Tho.mngiflrutq slated'
Uiat sho there that day,,and that all would
be right; that tho slory'aboul her rcmoval wat oil a
fnlsorumor. 'That day;-both - the Jusliceand'Ma- '■
dantc.iSeignetto retnot-cd—wo.will not say together,
thnugb Ibo.eoiQeidenco ia etrpng enough.. Weller
called at the omco liio.next day, apd-found another
mngutraloln the place of his former .acquaintance.'
On-demanding uwarrant for tlibludy tho mneislrato
said.tlrcro . I wire fife warrants for-her in the .office,
J e .PBv , ;°f‘ l *me, but she cou|d not be found;—
b. “■ X , llor effuc,B ,Had, ,vamosed, and , Mr.
"Oiler Is minus some fifty dollars." She Has bam
. • host of others, who are now turning up.
with their doleful stories. AnWng.lhem is on un*
jeweler. The following ia relalcd as one
® B ««»n»er,-...An upper ten merch- !
ant, orthiscUv, having gone to Saratoga, or some of
the other fashronablowalcrlrig places,'and shut up
tho house, hy aome mfiana or other fthe got inlo it.
p.nd m;lhe name of the family, ordered gobds to a
*!J r £®-*nj oun *i £°r Which, of course, sho did not pay*
PfM! 11 ! was curried on day and,nlghl, till the cheat
Was luund out,-and site had to docafnp. ,It is said
(ho-sohs of t!iq mbrchonf were jrrihe secret, one’
shaiod.iii the revels.—iV, Y.7/eroW* :
Strange Exhibition'lii Boston.
• When inventions 1 chase among the,.Yankees,
the end of (line may-bo fixed'with , certainty’, ' A
new,one lias recently.boon inlrbddced Iri’Ddston.
Il was u how| ; I*air—an exhibiiiQn'of.aoine two
0 /'‘ hre .®! , ! ou,s . aild Kowla. of different kinds pnd
sizes, /he stf no was attended With no small en
terlamment. 5 For in addltioh tq the difterehco In
the appearafroe of the Fowls* it la said that the
cackling, nttdt'crowinff was beyond : any thins
hoard of'the
Fair is from. the >Walqhiuan and;H«flector:
'* l l* e the gardcp, under and around
a large were congregated, hero in u wacron,*
there on the'grctohd, pll in coops, not the ‘‘good,
the wise endifio beautiful of the land," as the
poet Sprague ondesaid of- another assemblage,
but (ho gentle/the defiant, (he homely and the el
egant ol the barnyard*. It was.in.foci a reunion
for the first, nnd we fear for the last, lime, of (bo
noblest chantiolceis 'arid their, families in New
England. The personal appearance of these dis
tinguished bipeds was' decidedly cosmopolitan,
there were the CocAm-C/nVui add tow
ering above their fellows like veritable mandarins
of the Celestial Empire* and i vociferating tbeir
unintelligible edicts with thoself-bompUcenov of
the Sun’s own descendant. There was tbejfo)ian
with liid.black, glossy hair, 1 his clegahi. propor
tions, and his inimitable gracefulness, every way
as becoming exterior, if hot bo-mellifluous ip volhe
as a mouatdpbed. artist without .feathers. There
1 waB>h o Spanish Game o\cJe, wilii.his fiery comb,
his bandit oye, and.his slilloUo spurs,Jnokiog for
| all the world like a refugee from Santa Anna's
, hacienda, or more (ike a gcap'o-goat from the roy
al cockpilbf Madrid. ’ There was the JJatUum, 'a
i dapper little • follow oPa fowouncea Weigh!,''as
11 sprightly as the cook-chafer. as pompous as Tom
! Thumb the. Great, and. ln. Ills narrow
j limits us the Kinporer , Faustin the tfirst on his
Island of Hayti. Then there weie t tlw J J ohmd,
Vurhing i Creeper , Javh\ fiollon 6‘ro»/, Dominique
and -the .d/Wcan/tind oth?r respectable and fancy,
breeds. Plato, if he barf’ been alive and present l
to strip these fowls of thoir external adornments,; 1
could,hnve ( philosophised to hjq,heart's content on i
tvvo-jeggeil animals .in all their 1
aspects ot raco ond climate." ■’
. JjNrLVKpci,or Klictkicitit on tub Human
Booy;--A friend has, handed to ilia., Baltimore
Clipper, ill© following Interesting article:
1 Pallas, physician. in chief \o the French
iroops, at tito Military 1 Hospital at Oran, has pub
lished a volume of 350 pages on the influence of
Ueotriclly on the Human Body, and on tho pflVcl
of Filecy.lo isolatiw} os,a curative application in
many diseases,' Ho. Is convinced that the great
electric currents whtoh exidt, either in Iho atmos
phere or. on tho earth, take an active part in the
production of .diseases In general, and especially
tho.so .ip hot climates, and.thfj.t by. modifying the
cavity of these eurijentp which ,nro pltyays ponc
ing the human body, |t will.lie yossiblu to di
minish if not destroy the ctyise* of tho ehdemo
epidemic diseases pf Algeria. Satisfied that his
theory is correct, |io, mipjo jho. fallowing trials:
Ho had two buds constructed, whbsd jogb r$8l«.
ad on ; glass nearly a foot iii|thfckiiosB, so Ibnt
they were complete])* Insulated Ip reference to.the,
ground., Tp.uuo of jho bod.-posis a choJhlwoa aj-,
luohad, With a gloss handle at UieTreo e/trpmlty
ofi it, so that the bed might bo completely insula
ted or placed In communication with the ground
at will. .Tho first trial, of the effects oCinsu|ation
was .In (l|o case of two patients suffering very
severely from ao aggravated fopm of dysentery.— l
They vvorereijipyndtolliese bodant uppn.and in'
three hours thno there whs n matkod a|op]irpation
of their symptoms. , Onp of thpm .Improved ,so
rapidly from ilid< time ha was ln
five: days he was in a: stale of poitvalescdhco.—
The other patient recovered from the period, of his
in4ula|ion, ; hdt not ep japidly. ;]t Is worthy of
remark that the pulse became slower from the
moment of Insulation? Many- other canes of <ll f*
lerehf d)saiit|es Wyre detailed, ih >vhlch, benefit
seems r to Dave accrued from .’fltlS mode of prac*
A Ckrtain C|utK Vor Colds.~As tiio season for
colds.is approaching, Igivo youia remedy fhavo
(never known to fail t’. . . .<. .
' Throe coots worth.of liquorice; throe cents worth
of rock esndy,; three cents worth of guniArahicj put
thoin' fh a qliart of till,thorough*
ly dissolved, then add' three cohid worth of paregoric,
and a llkolquanthy ofanlimonlnl wlno.r! Let it cool.
and;fli|> 'v)ienovflr lho epuffh is lrouhlceome. It is
peasant, infalib|o, cheap. end good. Its cost Is fif.
’ • . ~ '
Good, b reading.lornierl} 1 raado a gentleman,—
Now* brass,,a pair of mouslapHba, and a tailor
make dno. ’'l'lnio Wotkb wbflUßibj . ,
Cincinnati contains 120,000. inhabitants. .. .
MPtwc»;wliat,doyc»u.call sheer nonsense ‘‘Why
shearing, ahogj for wwll.*' , j .
Imvo set apart one street expressly for the boys-to
■lido in. ' ■*' ■ '■ .
;®k*y K£ > in Pennbvltania.— -In Affonns county, tlio
seplcnmallisl shows. 3 LdncasleT l, York 3.
‘‘Twknt.Y'Four ono.day/'iay the table
books. But at Spitsbergen there Is'one day In tlio
year which lasts 2500 hours. / • •
; Cot in two.— By a typographies! error in ono of
our exchanges. l wo learh that two cows were but Into
eotsesiby,the railroad train. ... i, • ,
viVoLfIARiTF or Trade.—u is.tald that some df tho
.•‘VPPcr Ton,” to ovoid everything like laboring occu
pations, intend to abolish balus trades.. .
What, can jt .de?—An eastern editor ocknow
ledges the receipt, of d present from d lady, “ which
Ito'shalfwodr'next'llls’Heart.”’ 'War it'd shin or a
dickey? 1 1 *•” : .n - ...i\,
' DjSINtEREBTEb inkb a paper m'dri)
then (ep years without paying theprinlcr,orol lcasl
sending ihim a luck of your hairto. jot him know you
are about. .
i In. ifte.lQwn of Columbia, Pa.. Inst week. Mr. Wm.
Millor.was robbed of between $l3OO end SHOO winch
ht kopl in lud hbdsu in spccie. . - ■ i'
.’ General Santa'Anna and .family ore in Jamaica.
Ho Is aboiii apj»iyirig to the Legislaturefor the pri‘-
»ilego of becbmiiig a.oiliteh, thereby severing every
tio thut binds aiMoxiqan to lils'couhlryi . .. . -
Am.cs of a second .crop, wdre gathered on the Ist
on tile .plantation of David Million, in
Tulbot county, ,Ga;; a.nd aomo of the trees are m full
blbom for a third crop.
.A PCLLow who was t Uhpcked down thrdo pair of
Stains in Albany for Using'improper language at an
evening parly, sent up a note requesting tho nian
who did it to inform' him whero he purchased his
boots.' • ■ , „
i Tub editor of the Bradford Reporter has been pre
sented with a.turnip-weighing left ami;a quarter
and measuring in circumference, , thirty
inches. That.turnip.wouldimikoah excellent prop
for (ho BufFaid platform, 1 ;!
Duelling.—Thq convention of the gutb of. Ken.
tucky has dccided'to incbrpdratu in the new Consti
lion, a clause, excluding uny-one who lias' fought s
duel, or, carried or; sent & challenge, from office in
the Commonwealth, .
.• ANawYoriKJTXM.—Thepumbcrof vohiclesihst
passed tho cornoi; of Broadway and Fulton streets*
Wcw York, m
1 10,600.'“This is it 1 the raid of 15 per minute,
and woUld'Secm improbable,hue it may bo true. ;':i
-DEnTßtfcpivr Fine'in bldck of frame
building* wort destroyed by flfd in SaVannah; Qa 1 .,
on the, ITlhjnst. The property destroyed belonged
to Gen, McCall a, Washington, D. C., and was war*
Holly insured. ‘ *■ l -; ’•
Riot.—Wo learn, ,'from the Huljidaysburg
Whiff of Tuesday last, ilut a rloi occurred on Mon
daydnsi, among the laborers on llidGonlral Railroad,
about,four mijos; fro.m -that place. Fire arms, blud
gouqp, slones, and fiats were Used wijhout stint.
.Rumor.-— A headless trunk.of n man was
discovered partially concealed in the baggairq room
of the Worcester (Mass.y Dcpof." Chi a post mortem
Examination the man was gratified to find his shirts
and dickies oil safe.'
A WAOGisit customer of one of our milkmen, a few
days since refused to buy milk of the pedlar unless
ho would consent to shingle hit cotoi! Hedid’nt
say whether the milk was affected by the Ulo heavy
rams or not, but this is the natural inference.
No Accounting for colemporary intro,
duces a piece of poetry with thesn words: The fob
lowing lines were written more (hah fifty years ago,
by one who has for many years l Wept' in- his grave
tiierelpfor.hitotonhmutemmt,' .») > •
Fouteness at Home.— Always speak with the
inost'politeness sntl'deference to yodr parents ond
friends,- Some children aroepohtonndoivjl cvcfy
whero sjpo nxcept pi, homei-bul jjicro they are coarso
and rude enough. Shame I.
Tub; first electric .telegraph .was a woman's heart.
Ever sihod the (lay of Adam she hat extended tier
influence from pole to pole. Men have been forced
Ip allow her all degrees of latitude; and for lortgiludo,
rcmulos must even speak for themselves; at chrono
meters vary. 1
i Tub Worst ‘'JB«. M ~ , *Harry, ,, inquired our friend
Jim,' uddrpesiqg a friend llio oilier day, “which do
you - consider Iho worst tliq' numerous'isms now
prevalent ‘‘Abolitionism 7” replied' his friend,
inquiringly,. . ‘‘No/’ ..ySpcMifloiJV t ••No.” tyiliv
iem7 M ♦ “No, no." “Then I must,giro U up,’* re
died Jie; “expound." “Why, Rheumatism!* |’»o got
I in every brtno of my brtdy, and its worse than all
other* combined,” replied llio wag,
. I*IIB Clloctawb.— r-CoI. L. Scott'has been an
pointvd assistant superintendent for iho rcmuvul of
llio Choctuwlndians from Mississippi. There are
about 2500 of than tribe alill lingering in Mississippi,
to the great Injury of thqmsutvvs an«J annoyance of
their neighbors,, The N. O. Plcnyuiio hopes that
the liberal, inducements held out lo.thpin, ond the
fuoiliUes offured to transport them to their hew hunt;
mg l grounds west of Arkansas, may rid their white
neighbors m Mississippi of the society of llio rod
men. •
TiMisr.iTiVK,GAu.ANTny.—The Georgia Loglsla.
luro js composed ofa chivalrous act ofgcntlomon —-
Though much disturbed by (he talk of the ladies who
visit the. House, they never presume to charge the;
fair with llio fault, ■ It' is always, silence
in the lobby. On a recent occasion the Sergoant*u(«
Anns cried oul, in on angry voice: ‘ Gciulsmicm, Uio
Speaker says you musi-ootiso talking, and let the
ladies talk. ‘ The House ia pleated to hear the ladies
talk ■-
, MoiwArr, tiibVExposbr" or death
of IJon. J.uiloy .Cliipinan. on the 18th Inst., ot.Kals.
lupzop, Michigan, at. (lip ago of 60, is nnnouaepd.—
lie wi(s the magistrate before whom Morgan, years
a charge of larceny, arid com*
milted to Ontario (N. Y.) jail, from which ho. was
lakon apd earned plf.. This was the first act in iliol
tragpdy that ultimately produced soniuohoxoitcme'nt.
In' ull the Morgan trials, j. Chipman was the first
witness called. " »
- At/DACitr orTARis Thieves.— Boring the provn
lence of a Cog 'i n ria luW( month, any* Gslignani's
Mtttinfftrt pickpocket* wore actively engaged, and
reaped a good , hnpest of .wntchop, chains* packet
bmiks, ana pocket JiondKorcftleni. Op Clio,Boulevard
d'Enfor/a g’onlledmn wos CohVplelcly stripped by p
band.or t(ilo»fl»—not oven one df the'difforeilt articles
of bis dress being )uA.‘ His cries a.patrol
of tlio.pntinnnl guard to (he spot; ho was opnvqycd ip
a state of nudity to the commissary of polico.~i > Mr
Sun. i 1 ‘
OwcoMt£*-II hat hook eldtitloniVv remarked lliii’
In Hid obaoprily of Ilia collage, far from the aarluo-
Hona of ronk and ullluonco, la niiracd the viriup which
countoracla .the decay of human Inalllullona—llio
courage which dofcmla the nallnpal in'dopdiiddndd—
llio iiiiluatfy,which maintain. dll claaaei of ibc Staid.
i;£ 'peiip allowed to gratify'
three wishes,tyould ilujy heV . V •
the
* or “And Hid noall'WAlUho tbbanen In Hid
(Wedhl. spilt)
[od, Why, asm iny pyos, e. Uulo moro ..
, n.-i/i
3?atrfett*o»
line arrested -tiio blow, and Whs; thrown*,
by the redoll Into o ,tu|>,,p( *pty h #»tip, )y*ter,i
where she reuisined in « silling po*uue),aiid.ia'
one might say, “In qulte n elow.V’lin‘eotne of
the neighbor, helped her dot; .V§ho told IHe MaVS. 1
dp; When,.rooking Her coidjiloiiitV'lhAt, she.', wool
qnilo rojo.on B44oUnl'tdVlh»»6aWlng.»qap*«ti(Uf!
hence ,we Infer, that .ahaVdW. o,oll,4t»j|}mfpngj
enough tahoilhormighly cooked-—hut hying, only,
partly boiled, she waa probably .dope ppough to.
rondel ve the propriety ;of- .keeping- .oui of liot Va
ter in future; < . , ■
. Tho (wo jfdie,Bbe\ng equally''to Jiloijiei Vera,
each iccoßnlued in $2OO lb keep ll\o tmAob; : i ‘
' 's
~ A Way .to G«t Oer.—» Pray,.madam," aalth'
a Jonathan, In. a IoW tone nf .vpfce, at tho dloap of
* quilling party, shall I aee you Hodja I’'/ '' l •[
“No,” lady bh.Btpiy.V ' ll -•- '(
Perhaps you' did’nl understood- me^'raild l
Jonathan, aloud, j i■ , ; -
~“l nndotelppd you. 14 upk jfptf,
bome.d’ ~1 1,1. .1 , n.,.„' »■1
• v *f Niol.aial|,l,ask ndyou—how's j?our rhor/rt ?”■
eald ‘Jcfcifcaa ■
AT $2 OOPfiRAKNCffli' .0
'Tl>« Aanlui Military Eit»blUhiMa(*
A German piper* the.OrcnHWen,fhas'thdTol
lowmg hotie» of the nnBsia/i^irm7 , i >-■ . > - •
“The Russian army' are well armed.. ’The weap
ons or their 5 fool are of excellent l workmanship,
solid and lasting. Thb lanca Is the chief weapon
.?r.. e '? a^ a ! ,, y» They haye.hut.a few regiments of
cuirassiers/ find hussars; ’intßd-fdurthk of their
-horse are lancers. Their .Houses' are : excelleitll~
■Nat, so with the atho-are an. irregular
corps,.and bound to find their own arrnsamj ao
coutrementa. are'of rude work
manship. and orint foruse; their horses are small
and cat-like. They shine in thieving.apd, run*
ping afi’ajpj” Throughout the Polish wars it never
once happened lhal (he Cossacks obtained avic
tory, bill several of their regiments' were pot ’l6
fllghtby-a few siihemen.j. At Pulway, wliefe ihe
Polish General Dwernicki,•with three .thousand
raw .sllHemen, and without.artillery, routed' nine
Russian regiments of horse, the three regiments
of Cosacks headed the flight of the Russians,—s.
They nevery on any'account, stand‘the fir© of air*
lillery. They say, “Our pikes: are formidable,
but we cannot stab the big guns.”, The
officers are, for the most part, uneducated, .Many
of them write but on© word, viz: , their names; <*
.■.,'i'hfl officers of the.O.ossacks are .proud of their
ignorance, and their.proficiency, in the noble r art
stabbing and cutting, \tyexi' to therp in igno
rancd are the officers oflhe Russfah infantry,—
But. (hey pfetehd- to deep wlsdomandlearnlngV
and.although, ihey oannot
making,.their, appppritnce-jini reading ..rpopns;.aßd
book slidps. , .In these places they will stop-.any
length of time, handlingihebooksand'moljihg
at tlto title pages with a show'of inteiise interest,-
One day 1 watched one of these gentlemen*'wh© k
sat;.quietly for .two, hours, pretending to readuM
Deuhcfie, Zeilung,. 1 watched him because 1
wanted the paper. ' When he had- done 1 asked
him what he had road. He 1 looked' a' llule ph&
zled, bat alter a while hd said, *OhJ lots of nstva,
ihe dolnga of lb© world. . Tbefte |n Hungary*
horrid murders in Turkey, and -the £nglish:troops
are about,to inarch, 1 ’ , 1 read the paper, and found,
'noi a' wbrd’bf news from Hungary and Turkey‘s
and the parlimentary debates, which are published
nnder-thejhead of “Kuglund/’thad nothing what
ever .todo, with-the .marching, of.troops,
best instruclednfficers in the Russian army .are
the natives of KiirlahtL Many of them'ep'e'iK,
several they are well road intholcß-,
Cnee of war, and a few have a good classical edf
ucatiou. .They are consequently promoted. *nijb'
placed in ilie adjutant.general’s office, and in the
guards.' They make rapid careers. ; ' j
■ A Generul of thirty-fivd years of age is'by'nJ)
means a remarkable thing In Russia—
is a native of.Kurland., Of.thjs. Nessel
rode, Bass, Rudiger, Dehn, GalUtzih, Rosen,,Qe
iS3raar, Pahlen,' Sacden, Uichter. The‘aftiUeyr,
are the best equipped corps of
The guns are well made and fitted.up with allth©.
fashionable improvements*.. But riumsi
,ly served, for the regulations for drilling the men
ard of lhe most unpractical character.' Tfyis/sii,
Grochoh the three hundred and Iwetity-lhree guild,
of Diebltich were .paralyzed hy the eiXiy-thred.
guns of. tte Polish, batteries. The Russian,goff.
ernment spend.immense sums on tbe.prdnaecfy!
and the number of iheir guns is dnormbus./ Rusn
ala can at any lime devote four hundredguns tb’a
foreign war;, while'in Russia'she Would 'fight*
withi .no.lcss than seven hundred. ; The term pf
service of a Russian .soldier is fifteen, .and/ |n.
many oases twenty-five years. After Serving
time, a Russian eoldier-ia scarcely -fit for anyihid£
except thieving or begging.’* ; :•!? i"
, PLEASANT NEIGHBORS. V [ r
Cixr , Folice.—As true as it is,Thai* l*Vplig
born .in,a stable does not make one"a horiS/’io
iruo it is that residing in a court - does not ta’sk6.
people courtly. Sally Inlanders and,Ellen
man, are both ladies of the court,, (a court inSety*.
ond street near,Spruce,) yet, vy* qould not ece Uiat
they were ‘more polished than ladled who rbdlde.
in the woods and never -see courts. ,Mifcs‘FUn*.
dors Ims a complexion precisely the color of.bupka..
skin, as it is . sold for; glove making, djfc.,-|- tyls*
Ohipihdn’s complexion resembles.btack tporpepo,*
in huo and polish, except. thal/fho'-lustre of bdft 0
countenance seems to be of a greasy* orlglh, Ifln#
the. brilliancy , which country: people‘impart:la‘
their shoos by means of friction .with* a skln.pf
fat bacon. The two ladies tire about ,equally,
matched in beauty—and iho amounl posse/sed by,
either or both, would not 'require iho additional!
talent of Mr. Peter Deshong (6 Make a ftill estU'C
main, Miss Flanders and Miss Chiptnsn’isra)
next, door neighbors, and pursuo. the same,.bupN,
ness, washing and ironing, to the.full, vorlficatjojv
of the maxim,' that “two of a trade capnot
The houses back'yards dr flats cr£
,the roofs, have no'convenience for drying clothes]
excppilliataffgniod.by ( ihe ares of court,.Lq,
;which, all the havyD.aa rights—;
.The close,linos of. Miss I''|aDdcrs.,nod those'rdf
Miss.. Ohipman, being ptreichediactoasi thoodulrtv
and coniigioua to each olher, and all of,them being,
crowded with damp pantaloons and peid
. ticbals, Vests and hoddicos, shirts and correqpoqd*
ing articles of feihaie >OllllO, beinglndellchta
j proximity—the wind being,, high, and Ihd!
. whole of the suspended habiliments pcrforraing ai
, ‘varioly!of_wullzes,.polkas andolher’fuQlaatio dqnH'
I oes—-it wns noi surprising that, the .rudeness,of,
some of the male garments should pflend the
.tiduous modesty of sqme of the fcrhalo ones,'. A"
pair of discoiirtobus. hjuo cpt,tbh nagls, belonging' 1
to Miss Chipmnn’s wash, had tho presumption
to -nas«il a delicate ■ white skirt, or ‘•some .other'
feminine fixture, which wet, performing.- sow9{
prim lu(ty-lik«*fiirlßiions on the line,pf Miss Kjap-j
ders. - Miss F. indignan^y.seized JhpoflVndipg.
mints, ond threw them, into a pile of. caal cjus|,--^,
.Miss Olilptnan—with hpr hands'fu)| of sell-soap,
rushed on'Alisa Flanders, and filledih'e tnputH'oft
the lotiei* wiih the saponaceous compound. - “Sortf
( suap,V emblematicallyspeaking U vory accept®-;
lb Ip lo moat pe ; ople, byt jVliss Danders, bsfl ncrej*
Ijsh foMl|o genuine .article. She spit and
[ lercd for a whilo. li|l slio got.her
dJocliOß ffole, she aimed Vblotv'ati
Allsb C’s head, whln(i, had It taken would]
pVobably ( l»ava. broken the pole}- hut .tbadlolhefcl
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