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SURGEON DENTIST, Office in the Franklin House, Apr.4-y. HUNTINGDON, PA. 11. M'DIVITT, SURVEYOR AND CONVEYANCER, CHURCH ST., bet. Third and Fourth, 0ct.17,'79 JOHN S. LYTLE. SURVEYOR AND CONVEYANCER SPRUCE CREEK, Huntingdon county Pa. May9,1879-Iy. COME TO THE JOURNAL OFFICE FOR YOUR JOB PRINTING. If you wea sale bills, If you want bill heads, If you want letter heads, If you want visiting cards, If you want business cards, If you want blanks of any, kind, If yeu want envelopesneatly printed, If you want anything printed in a work man ike manner, and at very reasonable rates, leave yourorders at the above named office. $66 A WEEK In your own town, and nfi capital risked. You can give the business a trial without expense. The beet opporttruity ever offered for those willing to work. You should try nothing else until you see for yourself what you can do at the business we offer. No room to explain here. You can devote all your time or only your spare time to the business, and make great pay for every hour that you work. Women make as much as men. Send for special private terms and particulars which we mail free. Pi Ontfit free. Don't complain of hard times while you have such a chance. Address H. HALLETT dt CO., Portland, Heine. June 6, 1879-Iy. 06,000 AGENTS. One E 10 MEW PRI -0110 vne Agent made $52.00 In two days another, $32 in one day. TRY IT. Wia gievgd Agency . Sole f t 0 0 o lp T nor -g. EPHKAIM P BHO6 I I. , know 5, IS794eovv-7 186, TO HEADQUARTERS! SO. ELECTRIC LIGHT FLOUR HENRY'S FANCY 9 Manufactured by an entirely NEW PROCESS. It iS giving entire satisfaction Dealers and Consumers pronounce this Flour just what is wanted. Manufactured by MACKEREL LARGE EXTRA FANCY SHORE, EXTRA FAT SHORE, FAT FAMILY, DEEP SEA AND MESS, in Barrels, Half and Quarter Barrels, Kitts and Mb. cans. 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FOR MEN, BOYS AND CHILDREN, at prices that defy competition, DRY GOOD S, NOTIONS, BOOTS, SHOES, GROCERIES, Etc., Etc., Etc., In fact everything you want for the FARM, SHOP, or FAMILY can ba had at HENRY & CO., 732 AND 734 PENN STREET. -NEW GOODS !- Respectfully informs the public that he has just opened a large stock of in the room lately occupied by Geo. W. Johnston & Co., corner of 9th and Washington streets, in West Huntingdon, consisting in part of 31:) 3n. "52" 41:› 420 3EI NOTIONS, BOOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS, GROCERIES, QTJEENSWARE, GLASSWARE, WOOD AND WILLOWWARE CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, and every other article usually found in first-class country stores: Country Produce taken in exchange for goods at highest market price. By strict attention to business and an effort to please, he confidently expect a share of public patronage. [apr23-tf. THE NEST RODS AT Tllil LOWEST PRICES l Itt the r 0 4 ,111 lately oe:.upied by Graffius Miller, on the south west corner of the Dia monct, Penn street, has just opened a large assortment of DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, TRIMMINGS, LACES, HUNTINGDON, PA HATS AND CAPS, BOOTS AND SHOES, QUEENSWARE, Etc His stock of GRCiCERIES embraces everything in that line, and every article sold will be just as represented. His terms are ST'ItICTLY CASH, OR ITS EQUIVALENT IN COUNTRY PRODUCE. He will do his best to please you. Go and see him, examine his goods, hear his prices, and you will be convinced that ROLLER'S is the place for bargains. april23 2m. BEAUTIFUL GLASSWARE By the piece or in setts, of the newest styles, in great variety, has been added to the elegant stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries at F. H. LANE ' S CASH & EXCHANGE STORE. handsome .etts of GLASS. as low as 35 eta. The place to buy QUEENSWARE by the piece or in setts, is at F. 11. LANE'S. STORE. Handsome TEA SETTS consisting of 40 pieces of White Stone Chinr„ can be bought for $4, at F. H. LANE'S low price store. MAC KEREL- A large stock of choice 'Mackerel, consisting of Deep Sea, Extra Shore, New Fat, and all the best va rieties and numbers known in the market. Also Large Roe and Lake Herring, Cod Fish and Shad in season. SPECIAL NOTICE. F. 11. Lane does not. buy or sell short weight packages of Fish. You do not want to buy salt at Fish prices. CANNED GOODS, including California Choice Fruits, Evaporated and other Dried Fruits. Green Fruits, Foreign and Domestic. All kinds of choice TEAS, from 15 to 20 cents per quarter, Good sugar from 8 cents per pound to the best Maple Sugar in bricks or granulated at 13 cents per pound. SA LT MEAT, FLOUR, NOTIONS, CONFECTIONS, WOOD and WILLOW-WARE, and in short, about everything to be foend in a first-class Grocery and Provision Store, can be bought at F. H. LAN E'S Cash and Exchange Store, near the Catholic church, on Washington street, Hunting don, Pa. 10tTCrl—GOOD QUALITY—FULL QUANTITY—SMALL PROFITS. "1 i • rie I unting o don ~-,i-our i :,:,,al. Where Do You Buy YOUR FLOUR? ASK YOUR CROCER FOR I-lENRY - & CO. We have just received A CARLOAD OF CHOICE MACKEREL which we offer at very low prices. ii& - WE ARE AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED DUFONT Fovrim-L., We have the largest and most complete line of CT___4OIPIIIIN - G- ITArrs, CAPS, "GUS." LETTERMAN SEASONABLE GOODS, Ks. M. ROLLER; Choice and. Seasonable Good.; Whicb. he is selling away down in price. His stock embraces New Advertisements >eifffo MACKEREL every particular --NEW GOODS !- HUNTINGDON, PA,, FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1880. Eke VMS' *tutr. Josephine's Farewell to Napoleon. Farewell! the silver cord is loosed, That bound thy heart to mine; Ambition's cold and chilling hand Hath led thee to its shrine. I love thee yet, though thou hest spurned Devotion to thee given; Thy name shall tremble on my lips, Whene'er I look to Heaven. But mark my words! behold thy fame, An Occidental Star! Arid she who loves thee all too well, Will weep thee when afar. Thy destiny is linked to mine, And, ah ! it may not be, That happiness and glory's wreath Are yet in store for thee. 0, no ! the laurel never more Shall t,ine amid thy hair, But thou, in loneliness and grief, Shalt yield to wild despair ; While I, with depth of woman's love, Will cling to thee the more, When all thy greatness and thy fame— Thy glory—all are o'er. Farewell ! Remember, Josephine Will yet deplore thy fate, When thou, in bitterness of grief, t-hall mourn her loss too late ! Farewell! My warm and molting heart Thy coldness has forgiven, And Josephine will pray for thee, Whene'er she looks to Heaven. Scandal. A woman to the holy father went, Confession of sin was her intent; And so her misdemeanors, great and small, She faithfully rehearsed them all ; And, ohiefest in her catalogue of sin, She owned that she a tale-bearer had been, And borne a bit of scandal up and down To all the long-tongued gossips in the town. The holy father for her other sin Granted the absolution asked of him; But while for all the rest he pardon gave, He told her this offense was very grave, And that to do fit penance she must go Out by the way-side where the thistles grow, And gathering the largest, ripest one, Scatter its seeds, and that when this was don., She must come back again another day To tell him his commands she did obey. The woman, thinking this a penance light, Hastened to do his wil that very night, Feeling right glad she had escaped so well. Next day but one she went the priest to tell; The priest sat still and heard her story through, Then said, "There's something still for you to do; Those little thistle seeds which you have sown, I bid you go re-gather, every one." The woman said, "But, Father, 'twould be vain To try to gather up those seeds again ; The winds have scattered them both far and wide Over the meadowed vale and mountain side." The father answered, "Now I hope that from this The lesson I have taught you will not miss: You cannot gather back the scattered seeds, Which Jar and wide will grow to noxious weeds, Nor can the mischief once by scandal sown By any penance be again undone." —M•sry E. C. Johnson in Montreal Witness. cstorg-Etiler. LOVE AND WAR. In the suburbs of a Southern city stood a handsome dwelling, built in the quaint, rambling style of the palmy days before the surrender." It was deeply shaded by the glossy leaved evergreen of that climate, and, at the time of our story, was buried in April blossoms. As the short, Southern twilight deep ened into odorous night, a young couple might have been seen seated upon the broad gallery which ran across the front of the house Almost hidden by the luxuriant sprays of the yellow jessamine, that golden crowned queen of the Southern forests which covered the gallery, sat a tall, dark eyed girl, the daughter of the wealthy Creole family who had owned the mansion for many years. Young, handsome, gifted, she was the acknowledged belie of the lead ing, circles in the old town, and represented all the ideal characteristics of a true Southerner. The young man who sat near her was as distinctly of a different type. His fair skin and deep blue eyes indicated his Northern blood. Their conversation had been flippant, but a grave undercurrent of thought ran in the mind of each. For it was a troubled time, strange ru mors were afloat, deep threats had bees uttered, mysterious preparations were an der way, the rumbling of cannon wheels could almost be heard. The chivalric fire of the old eity needed but a breath to fan it into flames that would leap to the tower ing clouds. And in the veins of this beau tifule Creole girl flowed the hot Southern blood Loyally she laved the dreamy luxurious South, and she scorned the horny handed, practical Northern foe. Yet not withstanding her lifelong prejudice, the young man at her side, who had been her constant attendant during the winter, was of the most rigid puritanic type, just the son of whose high principles and pure life a New England mother would be proud. Dreamily Frank Howard had walked and driven and danced with this girl, with scarcely a thought of the future until this troubled April night, when he suddenly realivd how deeply and intensely he had learned to love her; that the farewell he had come to utter could not be spoken un less at her command. Unlike any woman he had ever met before, with a full, rich nature, brilliant, impulsive, she had bound him with links that he could not sever Something of this was passing through his mind during a long pause in their conver sation, which he finally broke by calling her name for the first time in a tone which made her start and turn her face away. "Eugenie, I came to night to say good bye, but—" She rose quickly and turned her face to• ward him, bright with meaning in the light of the risen moon ; he rose and went nearer. "But you must know that I cannot leave you ; that I love you as I never dreamed I could love any living woman ; you can not know the pain it gives me." "Why must it give you pain ?" she asked, letting him take both her hands. "Because it means a great sacrifice for one of us. These are threatening days—a call for soldiers has gone through the North, through my country. It is a call that separates even husband and wife—one that no strong man can refuse for his own selfish love, and I must go " "But you are not in the north, you are with us—of us—stay. This talk will soon blow over," said Eugenie; and then, twin ing her arm about his shoulders, she pressed her face against his, whispering. "For my sake, stay." For an instant the young man gathered her in his arms, feeling that the temptation was stronger than he could resist, as for the first time her soft cheek touched his, her magnetic hands lay upon his neck.— But it was only a moment, and then he said with white lips and a husky voice : "My darling, my heart's treasure, you must not tempt me so. I cannot be a traitor to my country, even for the love of a peerless woman. Will you let me take you to the peace and security of the north." "Never," she answered, drawing away from him with flashing eyes. "Never, 1 will not be a traitor to my country either." "Then we must part." "Very well, I am glad to be saved from such a lover, a calculating Yankee who would sell the very mother that bore him. I cannot return such love," and she turned scornfully away in wounded pride and love. "But stay one moment, Miss De Losse, will you not give me a good-bye ?" asked the young man, with a perfectly pallid face. "0, yes, and wish you God speed in your merciful errand of butchering those who have wasted their hospitality on you —good-bye," and she bent in a low bow over the hand she held out to him. Long files of dusty men, with haggard, sun burnt faces, and their feet sore from marching over the yellow roads, heard the welcome command to halt, and paused upon the top of a slight eminence over looking a southern city, who-e broad streets lay like a map before them, the white houses gleaming from the dark green of the magnolias. ilia the town a deep silence prevailed, and only now and then a pitting figure passing from place to place could be seen, and the one sentence, whispered with white lips, was, "The Yankees have come." Busy preparation filled the camp, but, one young officer stood idly at the door of the General's tent, siting for the little crowd of various petitioners to disperse. When all had gone, he stepped in with a salute and said, "General " "Col. Howard," was the response. "I have a strange request to make, and I hope you will grant it." "Proceed." "If it is in any way possible, I should like to get a furlough, or be ordered away to some other post." "It is impossible, Col 'Toward." "So I must keep my command in the siege ?" "Certainly," replied the General, and then dropped his military air to go on to say : "Why, Frank, what in the world do you mean ? You Dever tried that dodge before." "And never shall again," was the reply Something in the young man's face made the commander look up with a peculiar smile "What is the reason, Frank ?" "I would rather not give it _ _ "You have friends in town ?" "Yes." "I see. lam sorry but it can't be helped. Do your duty. "Very well, Genera], good night." Long days of siege followed. The boys in blue lay behind their breastworks and poured volleys of lead into the doomed town, while the boys in gray returned the fire from their fortifications. The city was filled with suffering, de struction and death; the night clouds re fleeted the lurid light of burning houses, and the daylight revealed their sc•,ttered ashes and the tottering ruins that were made by Federal shells. Pale and frightened the wretched citi zens crept about the streets, shrinking from the enemy's balls that so often lee sened their number, or gathered in the et,res and houses mute with despair.— Mothers carried their sick and starving little ones to and fro, waiting for sonic friendly ball to end their suffering. The negroes deserted their homes and fled out side the city, or clung to their masters, dumb with terror. But at last the famished people were willing to surrender their city even to the brutal mercy of the Yankees, so the mo notonous booming of the guns ceased at last, and the blue coats came marching down the streets. One officer had said, "Re•nember men, that you are men with sisters and wives at home," and many a brave heart bad resolved to be gentle as well as brave. As the moving line swept down the street this same officer looked at a large. white house, now half bidden by a tangled mass of shrubbery, but it was entirely closed, and a row of little darkies sitting upon the banquette were the only signs of life. That evening Col. Howard turned his steps toward the mansion again, hoping to learn some tidings of the De Losse family. Timidly be entered the gate and ap proached the gallery, but paused upon its steps as lie saw a tall figure sitting in the moonlight, her head bowed upon her hands. He waited for a moment, but, when she did not move, be approached her and said, "Miss De Losse." There was no reply, so he repeated her name after a pause. Then she slowly raised her head, and said in the clear voice he re membered so well : "It is not kind, Mr. Howard, to come to mock us in the sorrow you have brought upon us." ''o, Miss De Losse, I have come to help you it it is in my power. Your sorrow has come through events which I could not control any more than you." '`You cannot help us," her voice was sadder than any dirge, "the cause is lost, we can only die in our misery. The peace of death is welcome after the terror of this siege." She bad risen now and stood in the moonlight, her beautiful, pale face up turned to his a little, for she was very tall, her graceful figure outlined in its black dress, her large, lustrous eyes softened by suffering—she seemed very different from the spoiled beauty whom he had left there three years before. The brave young soldier stood like a guilty culprit, longing to fall at her feet, and expiate his crime —only to be near her; but she stood alone, majestic in her woe. "Miss De Losse, I am afraid I am ask ing a vain questiesn. If' you will accept all there is left of a fellow like me—you —I will—you shall not repent it," said the gallant officer, blundering like a school boy. She sank into her chair, and replied : "I hate you! I hate your ruffian army that has left only a burned and desolate burial place of our beautiful South Yet you may be my friend." A little softening of her voice touched him With his heart in his eyes, he leaned forward and held out his hands, saying, "Eugenie, my queen, my own love ; let me protect you—let me send you away from these horrors to my home in in the North." And a moment later, clasped in his arms, the stately bliss De Losse was saying, "I have tried to forget you and hate you all this time, but I have only loved and bon ored you, and I knew you would come " A few evenings later a little group of sad faced ladies and bronzed soldiers gath ered in the parlors of the De Losse man sion, and listened in reveren. silence as the white haired rector, who ha., christened Eugenie De Lome, repeated the solemn marriage service which made her an ene my's wife. And when the good old gen eral had kissed the fair bride, he shook the colonel's hand. saying : "You are right, Frank. There was but one such woman in all this rebel land." Jcitrt It Will Never be Played. "By gum I" Mr. and Mrs. Defoe at before a cheer ful fire in their home the other evening There had been a long period of silence, when Mr. Defoe suddenly exclaimed as above. "What is it, dear ?" she responded. "Say, we've got tired playing games, and what do you say to private theatri eals ?" "How ?" "Why, we'll get three or four of the neighbors to join in and we'll meet at each other's hotr , es and have regular plays " "That will be splendid !" she gasped "Hanged if it won't ! Wonder we never thought of it before. Twenty dollars will get us all the scenery we want, and each one can furnish his own wardrobe. By gum ! we've got the idea now !" "What sort ola play could we play ?" she asked, as she marched up and down with tragic step _ _ _ "I have it-aha !" he exclaimed as he stopped short. "Don't you remember I started•to write a play about five years ago? I'll finish it and we'll bring it out! Now let's see how the characters run.— There is the Count Dumdoff, who is in love with Geraldine the Fair. I'll be the Count, of course, as he is the hero. He kills four men, rescues Geraldine frodi several dangers, and there is a good deal of kissing and love-making and a happy marriage !" "And I'll be Geraldine." "You! Oh, you couldn't play that parr. She must be young and vivacious. Let's see? I think I'll cast you for Hannah. who keeps a bakery near a park in Paris." "I'd like to see myself playing Hannah in a bakery, I would !" she defiantly an swered "If you can play Duwdoff I know I can play Geraldine." "Oh, no, you can't my love. You are a little stiff in the knees, and how you'd look throwing yourself into my arms as the villians pursue. I shall cast that little Widow D. for Geraldine." "Then there'll be two Gera!dines of us If you can play Dumdoff with your lame back and catarrh I know I can play Ger aldine with this little lameness in my left knee." .'Now you listen to reason, Mrs Defoe. You aren't built for a Geraldine; you are too fat; your feet are too large; you haven't got the voice for it." "And you'd make a pretty Count Dum doff, you would !" she fired back. "You want to get the crook out of your back, that bald head shingled over, your mouth repaired and your eyes touched up with a paint brush! I think I see you killing four villains—ha ! ha! ha !" "Woman ! do not anger me 1" be said in a deep toned voice, as he rose up. "And don't you anger your Geraldine, either !" "Geraldine! Why, you don't know a sky-border from a flat !" "Dumdoff ! And you don't know a Skye. terrier from the big fiddle in the ()relies tra !" 'Tis well: We'll have no playing here !'' "Then you needn't When I play Han nah in a bakery to let you hug and kiss the Widow 1). or any other woman all over the stage you'll be three or four Count I.)unidoffs !" "I'll burn the play, jealous woman !" If you don't I will, vain man !" Then the sat down and resumed their former occupation of looking into the fire, and the disturbed cat went back to her rug and her dreams. Do Cats Suck Human Breath ? A correspondent of the New York Tri tune stoutly combats the old time notion of the cat's propensity to suck the human breath. "How does she suck the breath ?" he asks. "What does she do with it and what is her object ?" He thus explains the probable origin of the superstition "The cat is generally an affectionate crea ture which loves human society. More still, even, it loves warmth and comfort. It finds the warmest corner by the fire, the softest pillow of the be'i, the easiest seat of cushioned chairs. With these instincts it would be possible for the cat to find its way to the cradle, and curl itself to sleep with the baby, very likely as head near the baby's face. If a heavy cat, in set tling itself for comfort, should seiect a po sition on the child's chest, its weight might suppress the child's breath; then the cry would arise, 'The cat has sucked the child's breath' Reference is made to a recently reported case of a young lady who woke in a 'strangling condition' and just 'sufficient consciousness to throw from her breast a cat whose mouth was thrust far into hers,' who has since been very sick with ulcerated sore throat, and with other ills, all of which she accounts for on the theory that 'it was the cat.' " The Tribune's correspondent says that the young lady's sensations were merely the preliminary symptoms of a bad cold coming on, with the addition that a cat straying into the room had made its bed upon her chest. He further insists that a cat will not put its bead into a small opening where its whiskers touch, as into the human mouth, and would not cause ulceration if it had. The cat is a useful animal, but it has so many undeniable sins to answer for that we are glad to acquit it of "breath sucking" A Tomb in a Tree. A startling surprise, after the fashion of the story of Ginevra, was experienced not long ago by a party of Styrian wood-cutters in the forest of Drommling.. They began to fell a venerable oak, which till) , soon discovered to be quite hollow. Being half decayed it speedily came to the ground with a crash, disclosing a skeleton in ex cellent preservation. Even the boots, which came above the knee, were almost perfect. By its side was a powder horn, a porcelain pipe bowl, and a silver watch on which was engraved the name "11. ' Von Krackowitz, 1812." The teeth were perfect. • It would seem to be the skeleton of a man between thirty and forty yews of age It is conjectured that, while en gaged is hunting, he climbed the tree for some purpose, and slipped incautiously in to the hollow trunk, from which there was no release, and he probably died of starva tion. "SHALL I hereafter darn your stock ings ?" is said to be the fashionable lan guage for a young lady to use when ma king a leap year proposal. AN editor may not be religious, but he generally has an umbrella which keeps lent. SUBWRIBE for ttie JOURNAL. "Dot Funny Leetle Baby." Droo as I live, most every day, I laugh me vild to see de vey Dot shrnall young baby dry to blay— Dot funny leetle baby. Yen I look of dem leetle toes, lJnd see not funny leetle nose, find hear de vay dot rooster crows, I shuaile like I vas crazy. Und yen I bear de real nice vay Dem vomeps to my rife dey say— " More like bis fader every day," I was so broud like blazes. Somedimes dere comes a leetle Fqu ill. Dot's Yen de windy vi , d will crawl, Right in his le.•tie stomach shmall; Now, dot's doo bad for baby. Pot =lies him sing at night so sPhrfeet, Und gorrie-Larrih he must eat, Und I must seump shpry on my feet To help dot 'cede bady. He pulls my nose, and kicks my hair, Und crawls me over everyvhere, Und slobbers me; bur vat I care? bot vas my shmall young baby Around my neck dot Icetic arm Vas squeezing me so nice and \Tann : Mine Mott, may never corns some harm To dot shwall 'cede baby ! .1•1. - Our Mothers. Know you what especafly impels we to industry ? My Mother. I shall endeavor to sweeten a part of her life, that other. wise has been so unfortunate, and lesson by my help and sympathy the great sor rows she has suffered. To her alone I owe the fbundation of my mind and heart.— Jean Paul Richter. George Herbert, sail : One good mother is worth a hundred schoolmasters. In the house she is loadstoue to all hearts, and loadstar to all eyes. De Maistre, in his writings, speaks of his mother with immense love and rever ence. He described her as his "sublime mother," "an angel, to whom God had lent a body for a brief season " To her he attributed the bent of his character, and her precepts were the ruling influence of his life One charming feature in the character of Samuel Johnson (notwithstanding his rough exterior) was the tenderness with which he invariably spoke of his mother, who implanted in his mind the first im pressions of religion. In the time of his greatest difficulties be contributed out of his slender means to her support. Cromwell's mother was a woman of spirit and energy, equal to her mildness and patience; whose pride was honesty, and whose passion was love ; and whose only care, amidst all her splendor, was for the safety of her son in his dangerous em inence. Curran speaks with great affection of his mother, to whose counsel, piety and ambition he attributed his success in life He used to say, "If I possess anything more valuable than face, or person, or wealth, it is that a dear parent gave her child a portion from the treasure of her mind." It was Ary Sheffer's mother whose beau tiful features the painter so loved to re produce in his pictures, that by great self denial provided him with the means of pursuing his study of art. Michelet writes : "I lest my mother thirty years ago; nevertheless, she follows me from age to age. She suffered with me in my poverty, and was not allowed to share my better fortune." Napoleon Bonaparte was accustomed to say that "the future good or bad cinduct of a child depended entirely on the moth er." Nobody had any command over him except his mother, who found means, by a mixture of tenderness, severity and jus tice, to make him love, respect and obey her. Geethe owed the bias of his mind and character to his mother, who possessed in a high degree the art of stimulating young and active minds. "She was worthy of life 1" once said Goethe, and when he visi ted Frankfort he sought out every individal who had been kind to her, and thanked them all. John Randolph said : "I should have been an atheist if it had not been for one recollection, and that was the memory of the time when my mother used to take my little hand in hers, and cause me on my knees to say, "Our Father who art in Heaven." Remarkable Shooting Another extraordinary marksman, who is said to excel Dr Carver, is Dr. John Ruth, of California, an account of whose exploits is thus given in a recent issue of a San Francisco paper : "Dr Ruth then proceeded to give an exhibition of fancy shooting at a glass ball held in the hand of his attendant, he taking aim through his legs, with his back to the object. He also held the rifle with the butt resting upon the top of his head, the hammer pointing downward. He also shot with his back reclining upon a table. In all these experiments he was successful on the first attempt. Turning his back to the atten dant, he sighted the rifle by the aid of a small hand mirror, and broke the ball at the first trial. Perhaps the most wonder ful feat that he accomplished, and one re quiring considerable nerve on the part of both himself and attendant, was shooting a cigar out of the mouth of the latter. Another interesting experiment was shoot in; without a sight, that essential adjunct being covered by a piece of card board placed around the barrel at its extremity. The absence of the sight apparently made no difference, as the destruction of the vitreous spheres continued unabated. The following experiments were also success fully accomplished ; shooting a ball from the head of an attendant, the latter being blindfolded ; the same feat with the ban dages removed from the attendant's eyes and the latter looking into the muzzle of the rifle; one hand shooting with a small rifle, manipulated in a variety of difficult ways, holding the rifle with the bands placed back of the neck Io none of these shots did the doctor fail to shatter the balls from the hand of the attendant. One of the most marvelous feats performed was the following: Placing a glass ball upon the ground, the doctor shot in front of it, and plowing under it, sent it flying several feet in the air by the force of the (mens sion, and before it reached the ground shivering it with a second bullet. Dr. Ruth's wife is nearly as expert as himself in the use of the rifle." SOME day in the distant future the little nigger in the barber shop who silently holds out his hand for a ten cents for striking a man's nose with his brush broom will be laid away to rest and catnip planted to hide the spot. WHEN a Calif Troia woman defeated a lion in a hand-to-hand combat the neigh. bors were greatly astonished, but her hus band quietly remarked, "Oh, that's nth ing. That svotnau could lick the devil." Was it Nightmare ? A young English lady, who is said to Tylasess remarkable intelligence and here ditary acumen, relates in Notes and Queries the following strange personal experience in a Yorkshire mansion : "What I am going to relate," she says, "happened to myself while staying with some North country cousins, last July, at their home in Yorkshire. I had spent a few days there in the summer of the pre• vions year, but without then hearing or seeing anything out of the common. On my second visit, arriving early in the af ternoon, I went out boating with some of the family, spent a very jolly evening, and finally went to bed a little tired with the day's work, but not the least nervous I slept soundly until between three and four, just when the day was beginning to break. I had been awake for a short time, when suddenly the door of my bedroom opened and shut again rather quickly. I fancied it might be one of the servants, and called out, 'come in." After a abort time the door opened again, but no one came in—at least, no one that I could see. Almost at the same time that the door opened for the second time, I was a little startled by the rustling of some curtains belonging to a hanging wardrobe, which stood by the side of the bed ; the rustling continued. and I was seized with a most uncomfortable feel ing, not exactly of fright, but a strange, unearthly sensation that I was not alone. I had that feeling for some minutes, when I saw at the foot of the bed a child, about seven or nine years old. The child seem• ed as if it were on the bed, and came glid ing toward me as I lay. It was the figure of a little girl in her night dress—a little girl with dark hair and a very white face. I tried to speak to her, but could not. She came slowly on up to the top of the bed, and I then saw her face clearly. She seem ed in great trouble; her hands were clasp ed, and her eyes were turned up with a look of entreaty—an almost agonized look. Then, slowly uneraaping her hands, she touched me on the shoulder. The hand felt icy cold, and while I strove to speak she was e' e.one. I felt more frightened after the child gone than before, and began to be very anxious for the time when the servant would make her appearance. hether I slept again or not I hardly know. But by the time the servant did come, I had almost persuaded myself that the whole affair was nothing but a very vivid nightmare. However, when I came down to breakfast, there were many re marks made about my not looking well; it was observed that I was pale. In answer I told my cousins that I had a most vivid nightmare, and I remarked, if I was a be liever in ghosts, I should imagine I had seen one. Nothing more was said at the time upon this subject, except that my host, who was a doctor, observed that I had better not sleep in the room again, at any rate not alone. . "So the following night one of my cous ins slept in the same room with me. Neith er of us saw or heard anything out of the way during that night or the early morn ing. That being the case, I persuaded myself that what I had seen had been only imagination, and, much against everybody's expressed wish, I insisted the next night on sleeping in the room again, and alone. Accordingly, having retired again to the same room, I was kneeling down at the bedside to say my prayers, when exactly the same dread as before came over me. The curtains of the wardrobe swayed about, and I had the same sensation as previously that I was not alone. I felt too frighten ed to stir, when, luckily for me, one of my cousins came in for something which she had left. On looking at me she ex claimed : 'Have you seen anything ?" I said 'No,'•but told her bow I felt; and without much persuasion being necessary, I left the room with her, and never re turned to it. When my host learned what had happened (as she did immediately) she told me that I must not sleep in that room again, as the nightmare had made wade such an impression on me I should imagine, she said, all sorts of things, and make myself quite ill. I went to another room and during the rest of my visit—a week—l was not, troubled by any reap pearance of the little girl "On leaving, my cousin, the oldest daughter of the doctor, went on a visit with me to the house of an uncle of mine in the same county. We staid there for about a fortnight, and during that time the -little girl' was aluded to only as my 'nightmare.' "In this I afterward found there was a little reticence, for, just before leaving my uncle's, my cousin said to me : must tell you something I have been longing to tell you ever since I left home. But my father desired me. not to tell you, as, not being very strong, you might be too frightened. Your nightmare was not night• mare at all, but the apparition of a little girl' She then went on to tell me that this 'little girl' bad been seen three times before, by three different members of the family, but as this was some nine or ten years since, they had almost ceased to think anything about it until I related my ex periences of the - morning afier the first night of my second visit. -My cousin further went on to tell me that her younger sister whilst in bed had one morning, about daybreak, to her great surprise, seen a little girl with dark hair, standing with her back to her, looking out of the window. She took this figure for her little sister and spoke to it. The. child not replying or moving from her position, she called out to it, 'lts's no use standing like that, know you ; you can't play tricks with me.' On looking around, how ever, she saw her tittle sister, the one she thought she was addressing, and who was sleeping with her, had not moved from the bed. Almost at the same time the child passed from the window into the room of her (my cousin's) sister A--, and the latter, as she afterward declared, distinctly saw the figure of a child with dark hair standing by the side of a table in her room. She spoke to it, and it instantly dis appeared. The 'little girl' was subsequent ly again seen, for the last time before I saw it, by my cousin's father, Dr. H—. It was in the early daylight of a summer's morning, and he was going up stairs to his room, having just returned from a prufes sional visit. On this occasion he saw the same child (he noticed its dark hair) run ning up the stairs immediately before him, until it reached his room and entered it. When he got into the room it was gone. "Thus the apparation had been seen three times by the family, and once by me. I am the only one, however, that has seen its face. It also never been seen twice in the same room by any one else." THE "leap year necktie" for gentlemen is out. We have not seen it, but suspect it is a your lady's sleeve, with an arm to it, and goes all the way around the neck. Every enterprising youn, man should have one. NO. 21.