VOL. 42. New Advertisements. War, War, and JOSEPH R. TO THE FRONT WITH AN ELEGANT STOCK OF SPRING AND SUMMER DRY-GOODS. We offer a nice line of Black and Drab, Gros Grain and Striped Silks ; at 75 cents per yard, All-Wool Cashmeres from 50 cents to 90 cents, for goods 48 inches wide. We offer also 100 pieces new styles Dress Goods, Melange, Debege, Armures, Alpacas, (all colors), Coburg Poplin, &c., from 15 cents to 25 cents. We call attention to our nice stock of Plaids, from 6 cents to 12i cents, have just opened 4000 yards of best Prints, which we will sell at 5 cents, Appleton A Muslin, 71 cents, Fruit of Loom, 4-4 10 cents, Chapman, 4-4 8 cents. Notions ! Notions ! Notions ! Our stock of Hosiery for Ladies, Gents. and Misses is complete ; we have the cheapest Hose from 5 cents a pair to 75 cents for the finest lisle thread. A large stock opening of Silk Sun Umbrellas, Counterpanes, Jacquard Quilts, Silk Handkerchiefs, Hamburg Edgings, Cheap, Cheap. 9 Ladies and G-ents.' Shoes! We keep constantly on hand a full line of Ladies', Misses' and Children's Shoes, Gaiters and Slippers. For Men, we have Brogans at $1.25, and $1.75, for Plough Shoes, Ties and Congress Gaiters. Call and be con vinced that we sell the cheapest. Groceries! Groceries! Groceries! The Best Syrup at 70 cts., Choice Syrup at 50 cts., 10 pounds A Sugar for $l.OO, best Green Coffee, 20 cts., best Brown, 23 cts. A liberal dis count allowed persons buying a large quantity. Goods delivered free of charge to all parts of the town. Fish and Salt a Specialty! J. R. CARMON, 420 Washington Street. CARPETS, CARPETS, CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS , OIL CLOTHS, OIL CLOTHS. Another tumble in the Price of Carpets and Oil Cloths. We are just in receipt of another invoice of Three-Ply, Extra Super—Super—lngrain, Hemp and Rag Carpets, and the Prices are lower than ever. We have just received a full line of samples, of the latest designs in Body Brussel and. Tapestry Brussels, at greatly reduced prices. We have just received a beauti ful line of FLOOR OIL CLOTH 1 yard wide, 1 1-4 yard wide, 1. 1-2 yard wide and 2 yards wide, at Prices that defy competition. If you need a Carpet or Oil Cloth, come and examine our stock before you pur chase. It will pay. We are the sole agents in the county for the celebrated EIMEIG WHITE SHlRT—can't wrinkle. HENRY & Co March22-3mos. In GRAND OPENING W —AT— MAIICES' OLD STAND, 4 44 _ 4. 4 NO. 615 PENN STREET, HUNTINGDON, PA. fr-4 ENTIRE NEW STOCK OF C I ) C 3 P "XXIV Gir . r" C)CO 3r a Cr) Cr Z Great Bargains Offered for Cash or Trade. C'") 0 -4 We respectfully invite the public generally to call and ex amine the large and entire new stock just re ceived and ready for inspection. t i l f:4 Dry Goods, Notions, Groceries, :=" "'=C QUEENSWARE, WILLOWWARE, TINWARE, i PCI OIL CLOTHS, TRUNKS, SATCHELS, GENTS. ' FURNISHING GOODS, Cl) E -4 HATS, CAPS, BOOTS, SHOES, l' CD and a g reat variety of other g oods, which were purchased tor OABII, at bottom fi g ures and will W r ia o n ffe a r n e: o a t t he s r ui p ail a l c yo w lits nie lo a rLASH , . ).r l! t ye ll an dl i r e e ar to n obauryprir.O.DwG.o3:niDeaSnatnoddaot leosws Z SMALL PROFITS AND QUICK SALES. til We g uarantee our g oods to be A No. 1, and at prices cheaper than the cheapest. In conductin g our business, we shall be g overned as follows : C) (1,) 1. Justice and one price to all. 7. No misrepresentation of goods. '...4 2. Goods sold at small profits. 8. Due attention and respect to all. 07 3. Produce taken at market prices. 9. No trouble to show g oods. . 4 ..) 4. Cash or Trade only taken for g oods. 10. To accommodate the trade,doors will be open 5. All mistakes willin g ly corrected. early and late for business. J 6. No extra profits on produce. 11. Goode delivered free in town. (1) t i l C.) U 2 PTT M 3E3 M IRJ . - Z t s All kinds of Lumber on hands, such as Hemlock Boards, O Scantling, Plastering and Roofing Laths, Shingles, Etc. Any rn cz kind of BUILDING MATERIAL furnished at short notice, at `A: prices to suit purchasers. '1 O A Share of the Trade of Iluntin,gdon and Vicinity Solicited. ( ( I D ) (...„ I April 26-6rnos. Mrs. J. MARCH. 7' Professional Cards• DCALDWELL, Attorney - at-Law , No. 111, 9rd atreet. . Office formerly occupied by Messrs. Woods a Wil iiemsou. [apl2,ll TDB. A. B. BRUMBAUGH, offers his professional services lJ bo the community. Office, No 523 Washington street, one door wt of the Catholic Parsonage. [jan4,'7l U C. STOCKTON, Surgeon Dentlet. Office in Letter's _I2J. building, in the room formerly occupied by Dr. E. .1 Greene, Iluntinguon, Pa. [ap1.213, '76. 80. B. ORLADY, Attorney-at-law, 406 Penn Street, G Huntingdon, P. [n0v17,'76 G. L. 8088, Dentist, office in S. T. Brown's new building, No. b2O, Penn Street, Uuntingdon, Pa. [apl2.'7l H - - ---- C. MADDEN, Attorney-at-low. Office, No.—, Penn H.C . Street, lionLingdon, Pa. [apl9,'7l SYLVANITS BLAIR, Attorney♦t-Law, Huntingdon, Pa. Office, Penn Street, throe doors west of 3rd Street. Ljan4,'7l TW. MAT ERN, Attorney-at-law and General Claim . Agent, Huntingdon, Pa. Soldiers' claims against the Government for back-pay, bounty, widows' and invalid pensions attended to with great care and promptness. Of fice on Penn Street. Uan4,ll. 8. °KISSINGER, Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public, . Huutiagdon, Pa. OAlee, No. 230 Penn Street, oppo site Court House. [rebb,'n Ci E. FLEMING, Attorney-at-Law, Hamtingdon, Ps., office iii Monitor building, Penn Street. Prompt end careful attention given to all legal business. [sugs,'74-emos ‘VILLIAM A. FLEMING, Attorney-et-Law, Hunting don, Pa. Special attention given to collection., and all other legal business attended to with care and promptness. OtEce, tio. 229, Penn Street. [ap19,71 he lluntingdon Journal. New Advertisements. iumors of War ! CARMON Miscellaneous. NNOTlCE.—Application will be made by the Board of School Directors of the Borough of Huntingdon to the Court of Common Pleas of Huntingdon county, at an argument court of April term of 1878, on the 24th day of May, 1878, for authority to borrow money for the purpose of erec ting a new school house in the borough of Hunt ingdon; character of security, amount, rate per centum, and time at which it shall be reimbursa ble to be decided by the decree of the said Court. THOS. 8. JOHNSTON, ALEX. ELLIOTT, Prest. School Board. Secretary. [Apr. 28-4 t NOTICE, TO CONTRACTORS.- Sealed:proposals,addressed to the undersigned will be received op to 6 P. M., on Wednesday, May 15th, for quarrying Limestone for the Rockhill Iron & Coal Co., for one year from date of contract. From 75 to 100 tone required daily. Specifications can be seen on application at of fice of Company. The Company reserve the right to reject any or all bids. A. W. SIMS, Orbieonia, Apr. 26, '7B Manager. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION [Estate of GEORGE WELLS, dec'd.] Letters of Administration having been granted to the undersigned, living in Huntingdon, on the estate of my late husband, George Wells, bate of said borough deceased, all persons knowing them selves indebted to said estate will make payment without delay, and those having claims against the same, will present them properly authenticated for settlement. ELLA WELLS, apr26-6t] Administratrix. Ely POO' Noitter. Spring. Now slowly rounding on its axle old, The brown world turns its face unto the spritig. A balmy freshness fills the dewy mold Of furrowed fields ; whit e clouds with folded wing Rest on the sea. Along the quiet beach Through branches droped with buds of freshest green, The streatnlet trickles down the rocky beach On whose blue calm the floating gull is seen ; Inland the rock calls clamorous for rain ; The peasant, plough in hand, plods whistling on Behind his puffing horses, till the sun, Casting blue mountain-shadows, near the main. Then from the dusky twilight upland soon The nightingale salutes the cloudy moon. N. Y. Evening Mail. Elle to.7q-Erlitr. THE 'WANDERER'S RETURN. Patter, patter, came the rain, steadily, heavily. "Oh, what a dreary day it is !" said Lottie Maynard, as she looked up from her sewing and gazed out of the win dow of the old farm house where she re sided. "Dreary enough," replied her mother it a cheery voice, although her spirits were evidently depressed by the gloom, "but I hope it may clear up before nightfall." "I hope so, too," replied Lottie, "for you know, mother I promised Emma Brown I would spend this evening with her, and I know she will feel so disappointed if the rain prevents me from going. "Well, my dear, if you cannot go, you must not feel dissatisfied, but be thankful that you have a good home to shelter you from the storm without. How many poor creatures are exposed to its fury, and per haps tney have no home in which to take refuge ?" "I wonder where poor Charlie is to night ?" said Lottie, sorrowfully. "God only knows," replied the mother, drawing a deep sigh, "but I trust His sheltering arms are around him, where ever he may be. It is now almost three years since he went away." "Oh, I remember it all so well," slid Lottie, "you know, mother, he did not come down to his breakfast that morning and you sent me up to his room to see if he was sick, (for be never needed calling); and when I opened his door he was no place to be seen." "He was a thoughtless, wayward boy," said the mother, tears starting into her eyes, "but he was ever kind and affection ate toward his mother, and I am afraid your father was a little too stern with him." "Do you think he will ever come back ?" said Lottie, in an earnest voice. "Oh, how very glad we should all be to see him again, and I am sure that father would rejoice at his return." am always hoping and praying that he may return to be a blessing to us all yet," said Mrs. Maynard. "Often I lie awake a great part of the night, thinking about him. Sometimes I fear the cruel sea has swallowed him up, and all the fond hopes that were centered in him. Then, again, hope whispers that he yet lives and will gladden our hearts again with his presence. And oh ! what a sweet thought it is! I trust this trial may be blessed to us all, for 'God's ways are not our ways,' you know. It looks very dark now, but light may dawn upon us, and fill our hearts with joy." "He is quite a young man now," said Lottie meditatively. ''Yes," said her mother, "and age and experience often brings wisdom." Silence reigned supreme for awhile, for both mother and daughter seemed inclined to think rather than talk. The big drops of rain beat down upon the window panes, and the wind whistled around the snug dwelling, making them realize the comforts by which they were surrounded. They thought of the dear one far away, and wondered whether he was shielded from the pitiless storms, and, above all, whether he was safe from the many temptations which beset the pathway of the young and inex perienced when they are out in the cold unfeeling world, away from the benign in fluence of home and friends. Suddenly Lottie eaclaimed.— `•Oh, mother ! do look at that•poor man walking in the middle of the road. He must be drenched to the skin. I wonder why he is out on such a dreadful day.— Where can he be going ?" "Perhaps be is on his way to some farm house to procure work," said her mother. "He's coming toward our gate," said Lottie, "and he's dressed like a sailor. I wonder what he can want ?" She watched him as he entered the gate, and walked up the path to the house.— Then a loud rap was heard at the door, and she ran to open it. There stood the poor man, the wet dripping from his gar ments, and the cold wind was beating the rain in his face. He made a little bow to Lottie, and said in a beseeching tone,— "It is a very cold, wet day. Would you please allow me to warm myself by your fire a few minutes ?" Mrs. Maynard was not the woman to re fuse so reasonable a request, especially when it came from one who needed so very much what he asked, and since her son ran away to sea, her heart had always been warmed toward the "sons of the ocean," although it was a rare sight to see one in their part of the country, and consequently it did not often lie in her power to befriend them. , So when this poor wanderer came to her door shivering with cold, and ap parently so much in need of warmth and refreshment, aLe was not behiodhand in her hospitality. She told Lottie to set a chair for him by the glowing stove, and also to set out some food on the table near him, of which he was cordially invited to partake. After he appeared thoroughly warmed, and his hunger appeased, Mrs. Maynard turned to him, as he sat by the fire with averted face, and inquired why he hap pened to be out on such an inclement day. "Why, yoo see, ma'am," said t he stranger in a respectful voice, "I only landed at Philadelphia the other day. I've just re turned from a long voyage, and I'm on my way to see an old friend who lives some where on this road." "Have you been long at sea ?" asked Mrs. Maynard. 'Well, not more than three or fuur years. I've made two voyages to China, two or three to Europe, and this last to the west coast of South America and back, and now I think I shall settle down on land, for it's a hard life, and you're treated 'most like a dog." "It's a hard life, you say ?" said Mre. Maynard, sadly (she was thinking of her absent boy). "1 suppose in your wander ings you never met with a young man by the name of Charles Maynard, did you ?" HUNTINGDON, PA,, FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1878. "Charles Maynard ! Charles Maynard !" slowly repeated the stranger to himself.— "Why, to be sure I did. He sailed in the same ship with me several times. I often heard him speak of his good mother. Are you any relation to him, ma'am ?" "I'm his own mother. He's my only son !" cried Mrs. Maynard, the tears gush ing to her eyes, and starting to her feet, she advanced toward the sailor. "Oh, tell me, where did you see him last ? Where is he now ? my poor, poor boy ! Will he soon come home ?" The stranger covered his face with his hands, while a deep sob heaved his manly bosom Then, uncovering his face, the big tears rolling down his checks, he looked up, and said softly,— "Mother, don't you know your boy ? I am Charlie Maynard !" "A mother's arms were instantly thrown around him. A mother's kisses fell thick and fast on his swarthy face, and amid the exclamations of joy from herself and Lot tie, the poor wanderer felt that be was in deed welcome. "I knew you wouldn't know me," he said to his mother, after the first burst of joy had subsided. "My beard has grown so unusually fur one of my age, and my face is FO burnt by being in the tropics, that I thought I would practice a little piece of deception, and it worked, as I ex pected, to a charm." "Your face and voice seemed strangely unfamiliar to me," said his mother, "until you uttered those magic words, 'Mother, don't you know your boy.' Then the tone seemed to thrill me as of old. I felt sure it was indeed my long lost son." "I was sadly afraid Lottie would dis cover the trick," said Charles laughing. "She looked at me so steadfastly." "I hadn't the least idea who you were," replied his sister. "I was thinking whaba a hard lot yours was." "I hope that you will never leave us again," said Mrs. Maynard, anxiously. "No, mother, my mind is made up to that. I've turned over a fresh leaf, and I mean to stay and try to do my duty by you and father. I never forgot your teach ings while I was away, and, by the bless ing of God they preserved me from many snares to which I was exosped. I can never feel too thankful to you, mother, for the kind advice you always gave me, for I see now how wise it was. But where is father ?" "He is out in the barn thrasahing. Sit still ; he'll be in presently," said his mother. "No, I would rather go and speak to him alone. You know I can find my way," he added, laughing. When he reached the barn, he gently opened the door and looked in. The far mer gazed at him for a minute, and then said in a gruff voice,— "What might you want here ?" "Don't you know me ?" said Charles ad vancing into the barn "Know you ?" said the farmer. How should I know you ? I've never seen you before to my knowledge." "Do you forget your runaway son ?" in quired Charles, taking a few steps toward his father. Instantly Mr. Maynard threw down his flail with which he bad been beating out the ripe grain, and hurrying to his son clasped him in his arms exclainiting,—, "I'm so glad you've come back, Charlie. /was afraid you never would, and I never can forkive myself for the harsh way in which I treated you before you went away. I won't act so again, with the help of God." "I did very wrong to run away," said Charles, penitently, "and I hope you'll forgive me." "Indeed I will forgive you if there is anything to be fbrgiven," said his father affectionately. "But come, let us go into the house, and we can hear all about your wanderings." If ever there was a happy household it was Farmer Maynard's on that memorable evening. After a bountiful supper (such as poor Charles had not tasted since the time of his leaving home), they all knelt down and returned thanks for the return of the long absent son and brother, and each member of the family felt that a load of sorrow had been lifted from their hearts, and joy infused into their inmost souls. eltriPistellanp'. Bathing. Cleanliness is surely next to godliness. I do not think an individual can be phy sically unclean and morally pure. One of the greatest causes of skin diseases is the lack of the use of water. There is at all times and under all circumstances a shed ding of the epithelium of the skin. It comes off in scales, which, if not removed, will close the pores of the skin and prevent the free respiration that is constantly ta king place. One of nature's modes of dis posing of her surplus heat and waste mat ter is by sending them out through the pores of the skin. In fact so essential is this to the physical economy that if the body be covered with a coat of varnish for even a short time death will occur. From this you will observe how important it is for us to keep every pore open. To do this we must bathe. I will not stop to speak of the benefits to be derived from the employment of Turkish or other baths, but bathe regularly and often. Every man, woman and child should bathe twice a week at least, and oftener when the em ployment followed is such as to render it necessary. Now it may seem strange, but some people don't bathe once a month on an average, and one-half of those who do, do it in such a way that no good comes from it. While sponging one's self off is better than not bathing at all, yet it is not as beneficial as it should be. It is not necessary that you have a bath room, with all the modern conveniences. All you need is a warm room and a few gallons of water, some soap and a sponge. It requires no skill to use them. Use the bath if you would preserve your health. I remember of hearing a doctor tell a patient to take a warm bath. The patient afterward said : "That's the first water that has touched my back in sixteen years." The man that will not wash himself oftener than that is a brute. A COUNTRYMAN going down Maine street the other morning, carrying a ladder in one hand and now and then turning to gaze into a store window, knocked over fmurteen school children in a journey of two blocks—and it was not a very good morning for school children, either. A MAN anxious to protect himself from the frequent and annoying visits of travel ing agents has put a fire insurance plate over the door of his house, a sewing ma chine in the window, a patent washing machine on his porch, a patent hat rack in the ball, and a lightning rod on the roof. Edison Speaks for Himself. HE TELLS WHAT THE TALKING PHONO- GRAPH IS AND WHAT IT WILL DO, In the current North American Review i 3 an article by Thomas A. Edison, de scribing his curious and valuable invention, the talking phonograph, with whose gen eral construction and capabilities the readers of The Graphic are tolerably well acquainted. Of its utility, Mr. Edison says that the possibilities are illimitable, and the probabilities are so numerous that he—though subject to the influence of familiar contact—is himself in a somewhat chaotic condition of mind as to where to draw the dividing line. In point of fact, such line cannot with safety be defined in ordinary inventions at so early a stage of their development. -In the case of an in- vention of the nature and scope of the phonograph, it is practically impossible to indicate it to-day, for to-morrow a trifle may extend it almost indefinitely. lle then shows that "a vibrating plate or disk is capable of receiving a complex motion which shall correctly represent the peculiar property of each and all the mul tifarious vocal and other sound waves," as in the telephone; and that "such complex movement can be transmitted from such plate by means of a single embossing point attached thereto, to effect a record upon a plastic material by indentation, with such fidelity as to give to such identations the same varied and complex form, and that this embossing point, upon being passed over the record thus made, will follow -it with such fidelity as to retransmit to the disk the same variety of movement, and thus effetet a restoration or reproduction of the vocal or other sound waves, without loss of any property essential to producing upon the ear the same sensation as if com ing direct from the original source. Such a record can be removed from the apparatus upon which it was made and replaced upon a second without mutilation or loss of ef fective power to vibrate the second plate. But ten or fifteen seconds suffice for such placing or removal. A special envelope will probably be required for the present, the weight and form of which, however, will but slightly increase the cost of post age. The identations possess wonderful enduring power, and are capable of fifty to a hundred repetitions. "Electrotypes of the embossing can be obtained which would preserve the record for use as long as type will last. Generally the utterance, to be reproduced, must be made with the mouthpiece, where a whisper has been reproduced; but a funnel mouth piece and a delicate tympanum embossing point would enable it to collect sounds— as the testimony of a witness spoken at a distance of three feet." These are regarded as aeomplished facts : 'l. The captivity of all manner of sound waves heretofore designated as 'fugitive,' and their permanent retention. "2. Their reproduction with all their original characteristics at will, without the presence or consent of the original source, and after the lapse of any period of time. "3. The transmission of such captive sounds through the channels of commercial intercourse and trade in material form, for purposes of communication or as merchant able goods. "4. Indefinite multiplication and pre servation of such sounds, without regard to the existence or non-existence of the original source. "5. The captivation of sounds, with or without the knowledge or consent of the source of their origin. 'The probable application of these properties of the phonograph to the various branches of commercial and scientific in dustry will require some ingenuity ; but it will be used for 'letter writing' principally. "The practical application of this form of phonograph for communications is very simple. A sheet of foil is placed in the phonograph, the clock-work set in motion and the matter dictated into the mouth piece without other effort than when die taring to a stenographer. It is then re moved, placed in a suitable form of envelope and sent through the ordinary channels to the correspondent for whom designed. He, placing it upon his phonograph, starts his clock-work and listens to what his corres pondent has to say. Inasmuch as it gives the tone of voice of his correspondent, it is identified. As it may be filed away as other letters, end at any subsequent time reproduced, it is a perfect record. "As two sheets of tinfoil have been in dented with the same facility as a single sheet, the 'writer' may thus keep a dupli cate of his communication. As the prin cipal of a business house or his partners now dictate the important business com munications to olerks, to be written out, they are required to do no more by the phonographic method, and do thereby dis pense with the clerk, and maintain perfect privacy in their communications. "The phonograph letters be dictated at home or in the office of a friend, the presence of a stenographer not being re quired. The dictation may be as rapid as the thoughts can be formed or the lips utter them. The recipient may listen to his letters being read at a rate from 150 to 200 words per minute, and at the same time busy himself about hisj other matters. Interjections, explanations, emphasis, ex clamations, &c, may be thrown into such letters, ad libitum. "In the early days of the phonograph, ere it has become universally adopted, a correspondent in Hong Kong may possibly not be supplied with an apparatus, thus necessitating a written letter of the old fashioned sort. In that case the writer would use his phonograph simply as a dictating machine, his clerk writing it out from the phonograph at leisure, eausiug as many words to be uttered at one time as his memory was capable of retaining until he had written them down. The clerk need not be a stenographer, nor need he have been present when the letter was dictated, &c. "Books —Books may be read by the charitably-inclined professional reader, or by such readers especially employed for that purpose, and the record of such book used in the asylums of the blind, hospitals, the sick-chamber, or even with great profit and amusement by the lady or gentleman whose eyes and hands may be otherwise employed; or, again, because of the greater enjoyment to be had from a book when read by an elocutionist than when read by the average reader. The ordinary record sheet, repeating this book from fifty to a hundred times as it will, would command a price that would pay the original reader well for the slightly-increased difficulty in reading it aloud in the phonograph. "Educational Purposes.—As an elocu tionary teacher, or as a primary teacher for children, it will certainly be invaluable.— By it difficult passages may be correctly rendered for the pupil but once, after which he has only to apply to his phono graph for instructions. The child may thus learn to spell, commit to memory a lesson set for it, &c., &c. "Music.—The phonograph will undoubt• edly be liberally devoted to music. A song sung on the phonograph is reproduced with marvellous accuracy and power.— Thus a friend may, in a morning call, sing us a song which shall delight an evening company, &c. As a musical teacher it will be used to enable one to master a new air, the child to form its first songs, or to sing him to sleep. "The phonograph will be used to record wills and to preserve the last words of the dying. "For the preservation of languages and the study of philology it will be invaluable. "Phonograph Books.—A book of 40,000 words upon a single metal plate ten inches square thus becomes a strong probability. The advantages of such books over those printed are to .:te idily seen to need mention.. Such books would be listened to where now none are read. "The phonograph sheet will supersede all music boxes, presenting the very words and mueh of the voice of the original singer. But, unless great improvements are made, the quality of voice will be in. ferior to the original. " Toys.—A doll, which will speak, sing, cry or laugh in a natural voice, may be promised our children for the next Christ• mas "Crocks.—The phonograph-clock will call you to lunch, give you the hour, tell you when to take medicine, send the lover home at ten, &c. "The phonograph will revolutionize the telephone and telegraph by giving them a voice and recording it for reproduction. "A very simple device may be made by which the one vibrating disk may be made to do duty for both the telephone and the phonograph, thus enabling the speaker to simultaneously transmit and record his message. What system of telegraphy can approach that ? A similar combination at the distant end of the wira enables the correspondent, if he is present, to hear it while it is being recorded. Thus we have a mere passage of words for the action, but a complete and durable record of those words as the result of that action. Can economy of time or money go further than to annihilate time and space, and bottle up for posterity the mere utterance of man, without other effort on his part than to speak the words ? "In order to make this adaptation, it is only requisite that the phonograph shall be made slightly more sensitive to record, and the telephone very slightly increased in the vibrating force of the receiver, and it is accomplished. Indeed, the Carbon Telephone, invented and perfected by the writer, will already well-nigh effect the record on the phonograph; and, as he is constantly improving upon it to cause a more decided vibration of the plate of the receiver, this addition to the telephone may be looked for coincident with the other practical applications of the phono graph, and with almost equal certainty. "The telegraph company of the future —and that no distant one—will be simply an organization having a huge system of wires, central :and sue-central stations, managed by skillful attendants, whose sole duty it will be to keep wires in proper re pair, and give, by switch or shunt arrange ment, proper attention to subscriber No. 923 in New York, when he signals his de sire to have private communication with subscriber No. 1,001 in Boston, for three minutes." Pretty Work for Leisure Hours. Among the pretty things for the parlor which may easily be made at home are lamp shades and window transparencies cut from bristol board. For a lampshade, take five pieces of bristol board, three inches wide at the top and five at the bot tom, and sloped like a dress gord on both sides. On each of these, sketch lightly in pencil, or, if your skill is not equal to this, trace with impression paper any simple picture you please. Flowers, leaves, a spray of any sort, a vine with leaves, grapes and tendrils, are all of effective and pleas ing patterns. After the pattern is traced take a sharp penknife and cut through each line taking care to leave enongh of the board intact at the base of each, so as to prevent any part from being wholly de tached and so fallinc , out. The design may be colored on the reverse if desired, and for this no skill is necessary—bold strokes and dashes of color answered per fectly, provided there is no blurring of lines. We have seen some such shades where, instead of using a knife, the de signs were pricked with a pin or with a large needle. When the parts of the shade are all done, bind them with narrow ribbon or gilt paper pasted on, and join them together. This may be done by making a hole at each corner of each gore and tying them together by means of nar row ribbon passed through the holes. If a larger shade is desired, six pieces may be made, but five will be sufficient for the ordinary size. The effect of such a shade will, when the lamp is lighted, be found equal to the finest bisque or porcelain transparencies. For windows, cut the board in rectangular shape and proceed in the same manner with your picture. We have seen a head of Christ and a Madonna and child beautifully executed in this easy art-work. Your knife must be sharp and your hand steady. It is well to fasten the work to a drawing board, as artists do their drawing paper, to hold it in place while doing it, since this insures more regularity in the strokes. American Millionaires. No street in the world represents in the short space of two miles and a half, any thing like the enormous aggregate of wealth represented by Fifth Avenue, New York, residents between Washingtan square and Central Park. We give haphazard a few names : Dr. Rhinelander, $3,000,- 4 000 ; M. 0. Roberts, $5,000,000 ; Moses Taylor, 85,000,000; August Belmont, $8,000,000; Robert L. and A. Stuart, $5,000,000; Mrs. Paean Stevens, $2,000,- 000; Amos R. Eno, $5,000,000; John Jacob and William Astor, $60,000,000 ; Mrs. A. T. Stewart, $50,000,000 ; Pierre Lorillard, $3,000,000; Jas. Kernochan, $2,000,000 ; Win. H. Vanderbilt, $75,- 000,000 ; Mrs. Calvert Jones, $2,000,000 ;' Mr. James Gorden Bennett, $4,000,000; Mr. Fred Stevens, $10,000,000 ; Mr. Lewis Lorillard, $1,000,000; total $248,- 000,000- Here we have some eighteen families living near each other, who de rive fixed yearly incomes from a capital of between $240,000,000 and $250,000,090. "WHAT is the best remedy," asked a preacher of a shrewd observer, "for an in attentive audience ?" "Give them some thing to attend to," was the significant re plp; "hungry sheep will look up to the rack if there is hay in it." For Ladies Only. Perfuming the hair is a new freak. Bonnets are more worn than hats. Pocket handkerchiefs are very small. Mastic is the last shade of putty color. Combination costumes remain in fashion. Black satin is becoming fashionable again. Black draperies grow beautifully less and less. Mastic is the color for gloves at the mo ment. Gold trimmings never look well by day light. No overskirts- are seen on fashionable costumes. Kilt skirts must be of the same length all around. Belts are worn with pleated or Grecian corsages. Rows of machine stitching will trim summer dresses. Colored pearl ornaments are on the new spring bonnets. Chauveret collars are the neat attraction in new designs. In silver tea sets the "Minerva" pattern is one of the latest. Pleated waists with and without yokes are coining in vogue. The yoke of the kilt skirt should fit the hips like a glove. New foliage for hats is made of rubber, without wire stems. The mania for beads and bead trimmings is likely to continue. The "ealla" is one of the favorite de signs in flower embroidery. Black thread lace collars and cuffs are worn by elderly ladies. Bonnets are trimmed with shaded moire and satin faced ribbons. Poppies and honeysuckle buds are fa vorite artificials this season. Basques are of simplest shapes, and are not elaborately trimmed. Ladies who love curios are collecting cloissonne beads for necklaces. Lace mantelets will be the favorites for wearing with thin dresses. Outside cuffs are made of silk pleating's with fluted lace on each side. Vests are shown on all kinds of dresses from the plainest to the richest. Spring bonnets are de riyueur at mati nees and evening performances. Girls are not allowed to smoke cigarettes in Mexico until they are fifteen. Broad, oval buekleA of tortoise shell are the latest ornaments for the hair. The new spring colors are in subdued tints, such as drab, tan and silver. Lace sets are now made up with hand kerchiefs to match the collar and cuffs. Silk covered cologne bottles are among the pretty additions to the toilet table. Crape coveted pins are worn by ladies in mourning fur fastening the veil and shawl. The old color. "ashes of roses," so long out of fashion, will be revived this sum mer. A new bonnet is called the "Marie de Medici," and has the front shirred on wires. An important feather trimming, made of ostrich down woven on a surface, is a novelty. Summer mantles are of coarse black net, entirely covered with rows of narrow black lace. New fans have borders of crimped silk fringe instead of the feather borders so long worn. "Perle de Lyons," is one of the many new colors this spring, and "Giuletta" is another. Lace scarfs, of elaborate figures and tissue softness, will come in with the spring hats and flowers. Morning wrappers and loose robes will be fashionable again in endless variety for the summer. The Byron collars and cuffs for ladies are the latest, those in guipure embroidery are the prettiest. Card receivers of Russian leather, with bouquets of flowers painted in the centre, are new and pretty. Parasols and sunshades differ in shape from those of last year, being bell shaped instead of canopied. Pure white damask is preferred for table linen, as it shows to advantage the colored china now so much used. The new style of bonnets for children, which is destined to became popular, is called the "Mother Goose." Summer dresses are to be trimmed with embroidered flounces in the Russian colors, red, black, blue and yellow. The handsomest evening dresses are made of plush grenadine in solid colors, such as ceil-blue, rose-pink and cream. Colored grenadinea are announced to be very fashionable for the coming summer. They are seen in all the choice colors. For watering-places are dressy costumes of damask silk of light quality combined with plain silk often of contrasting color. Black drap d'ete and black cashmere will again be favorite materials to make in mantles and sacques to wear with any cos tume. In round hats, the Derby and the Eng lish walking hat with square crown are re vived, in finer straw and handsome black chip. There will be much costlier toilets worn at the balls and receptions given after Lent than were at those before the penitential season. Worth made fifteen toilets for the happy Miss Hannah de Rothschild. They all seem.to be a wondrous confusion of lace, velvet and silk. Bail dresses are either long trained four reaux, or princess or empress dresses; or if made with barques they simulate the dress in one piece. Long, narrow trains, either perfectly square at the end or rounded to describe a lozenge pattern on the floor, are de riguer at the moment. The corset is an Italian invention, but the practice of tying one end of the string to the bed post and pulling the liver cut of shape, commenced in Louisville, Ky. The Game of Euchre. There is genuine humor in the idea that an Arkansas man finds the most natural expression, even of parting advice to his son, in the language of the card table, and the manner in which the terms of the game of euchre are fitted to the game, is inge nious. "Bob, you arc about leaving home for strange parts. You're about to throw me out and go it alone. The odds are against you, Bob; but, remember always, that in• dustry an' perseverence are the winning cards—they are the bowers. Book larnin , and all that sort of thing will do to fill up, like small trumps, but you must have the bowers to back 'em else they ain't worth shucks. If luck runs against you pretty strong don't cave in and look like a sick chicken on a rainy day, but hold your head up and make 'em believe you've got a flush of trumps ; they won't play so hard against you. - "I've lived and traveled around some, Bob, and I've found out that as soon as folks thought you held a weak hand, they'd buck again you strong. So when you're sorter weak keep on a bold front, but be cautious; be satisfied with a pint. "Many's the hand I've seen euchered 'cause they played for too much. Keep your eyes skinned, Bob; don't let 'em 'nig on you ; recollect the game lies as mueli with the head as with the hands. "Be temperate ; never get drunk, fur then no matter how good your hand, you won't know how to play it; both bowers and the ace won't save you, for there's sartin to be a miss deal or something wrong. _ _ "Mother thing, Bob, (this was spoken in a low tone) don't go too much on the women. Queens is rather poor cards; the more you'have of them the worse for you ; you might have three and nary a trump. I don't discard 'em all ; if you get hold of one that's a trump, it's all good, and there is sartin to be one out of four. And above all, Bob, be honest ; never take a man's trick wot do'n't belong to you ; nor slip cards, nor 'nig , for then you can't look your man in the face, and when that's the case, th( re's no fun in the game; it's a regular cut-throat. "So, now, Bob,:farewell; remember what I tell you, and you'll be sure to win, and if you don't—sarves you right to get skunked." A Negro Exhortation. The Rev. Alexander Clark has heard some preaching among the colored folks in Mississippi, and sends a verbatim report of one of the sermons. Here it is exact : "Now, bredren and sisters, we wants mounahs heap to-night. No foolin'. Ef you can't mounhn for you' sins, don' come foolin' round' dis altah. I knows ye. You's tryin' mighty ha'hd to be converted 'thout bein' hurt. The Lord 'spises mock ery. Sometimes you sinnahs come foh'rd and hold your head too high a-comin'. You come foah you's ready. You starts too soon. You don't repent. You's no mounahs. You's foolin' wid de Lord. You come struttin' up to de shah ; you flops down on your knees, and' you peeps fru your fingbas, dis way, an' you cocks up you cabs to see who's makin' de bes' pray'r. You's tirely to peart for peniten's. You's no mounahs. Ef you comes here to fool, you bettah stay away. Bettah go to bell from de pew asleepin', or from your cabin swearin' dan from de monah's bench a foolin'. Ef you's not in airnes, keep away from heah ; don't bodder us. Do you want us to make ouhselves boa's an' weah out ouch lungs prayin' for you, when you knows you's only foolin' wid de Lord? I tells you to be mighty cahful. I want to see you a comin' so bu'dened by de weight ob you sins dat you can't bald up you head. I want to see you SO heart ! broke, dlt you knees knock togedder when yen walk. You mus' be low minded. De Bible lays great stress on de low. You's got to get low down in de dus'. De good book says 'Low (Lo !) in de vollem of de book it is writ.' Now min' dat, an' be low." Then addressing the members of the church more particularly, he said : "Bred ren in de Lord, you mus' be airnes' prayin' for dese pore sinnaha. You mus' woke up. In dis spring time ob yeah, wlien the leaves is comin' an' de flowahs is a twink lin' an' a bloomin', what does de leaves an' de flowahs say ? Dey say 'Git up 1" ("Amen! dat so," from an old brother in the corner.) "It is mohnin'; de day is break in'; gi up ! Wake up in de mohnin' !" ("Amen I wake 'em up, Brudder Clinton," from the corner.) "Too many you, 'fessahs ob 'ligion has been aleepin' on the wheels ob time. Git up an' put yonah shouldah to de wheels Den when you kneel roun' dis altah to oomfoht de moanaha, dont holler." "(Amen, hallewyer," yelled a sister from the women's side.).;Every time you hollers de debble'puts another thought into your heart. You'd better" whispah to de Lord dan to holler at de debble. Talk low. Let de mounahs pray for demaelves. You bodder dem wid your hollerin'. Git down lon'side dem, an struct them when dey la, but don't waste breff ober any who's peepin' roun' listenin' for nice talk. Don't tell de niounah to watch for visions an' wait for miracles. J us' show dem how to res' on de wohd an' resk de promises,".. The Sorrows of Genius. Homer was a beggar; Plautus turned a mill; Terence was a slave; Bcethius died in jail ; Paul Borgheze had fourteen trades and yet starved with them all; Tasso was. often distressed for five shillings; Beati voglio was refused admittance into in hospital he had himself erected! Cervantes died of hunger; the celebrated writer of "Lusiad," ended his days, it is said, in an almshouse, and at any rate was supported by a faithful black servant, who begged in the streets of Lisbon for the only man in Portugal, on whom God had bestowed those talents which have a tendency to erect the spirit of downward age; and Vage las left his body to the surgeons to pay his debts as far as the money 'Auld go; Bacon lived a life of meanness and distress; Sir Walter Raleigh died on the scaffold; Spencer, the charming, died in want; the death of Collins came through neglect, first causing mental derangement • Milton sold his copyright of "Paradise L ost" for fifteen pounds, at three payments, and finiohed his life in obscurity; Dryden lived in poverty and distrees ; Otway diedire maturely, and through hunger; Lee Zed in the street ; Steele lived a life of perfect warfare with bailiffs; Goldsmith's "Vicar of Wakefield" was sold for a trifle to save him from the grip if the law; Fielding lies in the burying-ground of the English factory at Lisbon, without a stone to mark the spot; Savage died in prison at Bristol where he was confined for the debt of eight pounds; Bader lived a life of penury and died poor ; Chatterton, the child of genius and misfortune, destroyed himself. 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