VOL. 42. New Advertisements. STRAWBRIDGE & CLOTHIER Desire to keep before the people the great advantages which they are able to offer to purchasers of every description of Dry Goods. DIRECT IMPORTATIONS AND • EXCLUSIVELY CASH PURCHASES Enables us to secure all our supplies at the lowest possible rates, and it is safe to say at least 25 per cent. lower than any house whose business is transacted on the credit system. A large business and moderate expenses permit very small profits, and having all these advantages, there can be no doubt that we distribute goods to consumers at much lower prices than are usual, and at least as low as the same goods are sold at wholesale. It is impossible to name but a few items out of our immense stock, but samples of every de scription of goods cheerfully forwarded on application by mail. SPRING SITITINGS 5 12i CENTS. POPLIN LUSTRES, 12i Cts. One-Halt Wool, and Desirable Shades. SPRING CASHMERES, ONE-HALF WOOL, AT 15 CENTS. FANCY MOITAIRS, 18 Cts. Manchester and Pacific Fancy Mohairs, 20 Cts. STYLISH NOVELTY'' SUITINGS, 25c. FLEUR' CUSTOM CLOTH, A Novelty. AT 31 CENTS. STRIPED ALL-WOOL BEIGE, at 22 Cents, worth 37,i Cents. MOHAIR BEIGE, 20 Cts. • GAINSBORO' MOHAIR GLACES, 25 Cts. T./IL/I - VER./1 MOIL/lIR MIXTURES, 31 Cents. The two last named lots are 25 per cent. lower than same qualities have ever before been sold at. 48 - inch Camel's Hair, 621 - 2 Cts- Plain All-wool Deßeges, 25 Cents. Plain All-wool Deßeges, best quality, 35 Cents. aISIIMERE BEIGES, 24, 36, 46, 48 Inches Wide. And in all qualities. Cashmere Beige Neigeuse, All Silk and Wool, 37i Cents. Beautiful Silk-Mixed Novelties, At 50, 56, 60, 62i, 75 cts. and upwards. BUNTINGS IN ALL COLORS, And in every width. LACE BUNTINGS. The most complete line of shades and styles to be found in Philadelphia. Consumers all over the country are invited to share the advantages of our system of doing business, which the Mail Order Department now renders so easy. STRAWBRIDGE & CLOTHIER , N. VT. COR. EIGHTH AND MARKET STREETS, PHILADELPHIA. Ailvaxwe Similig ;Al@ JUST 13 l-.G14-11-N. Before the regular business of the season we propose to make things brisk by one of our occasional sales, organized on a stupendous scale, and coupled with attractigns of an elaborate character. The rush for "Advance Bargains" and First Fresh Goods will stimulate business, not only at the Grand Depot, but, we trust throughout the whole city. The quotations that follow will repay a careful reading. The new lots just received will excite wonder when qual ities and prices are seen. SILKS. We test carefully the good we sell and guarantee to take back and return the money for such as are different from expectations. The following four grades of Black Silks are fully rec ommended: $ 75c. 1 CO 23 pieces 19-in. good weight Gro Grains 14 pieces full 2u-in heavy high lustre do 48 pieces lull 21-in. genuine Lyons do. Brilliant Lustre do. 32 pieces full 21-in. super weight and finish Black Cashmere Silk Finer goods are placed on our counters equally cheap, bat the above will be found exceptional lute that cannot be replaced. One case bold styles, black ground with white stripes 82 pieces oil boiled Silk, black and white and color- ed ground stripes,.... 41 pieces neat Checks and Stripes, in colors of great variety............ ...._ .. .................. 71 piecsebandaome designs in Colored Stripes and Check _ 66c. 47 piecesentirely new patterns and the latest Paris Novelty 7-Ic. 52 pieces full 21-in. Solid Color Gro Grain Silks 1 (10 44 pieces full 21-in. do. Brilliant Lustre Lyons Goode The above two tots embrace all the newest Spring Sim Airs, an d contain a few of the latest Evening Tints. MOUB.IiiNG G001)8. Black Cashmeres, imported with great care, especially ' for retailing. Great pains have been taken to secure best color and undoubted qmalities. A large stock of every grade, rec.:lug from be cents to $l5O. Silk Warp Henrietta Cloth, of beautiful finish, our own importation, from $l.OO to $2 50 per yard. Black Merinoca, celebrated 113a89. at 65 cents to $1.50. Alpacas and Pure Mohair Lustres, good weight and su per color, the best ever offered for 25, 31 and 37 cents. Black Bunting at 25 and 31c. French Black do. at 37!4. DRESS GOODS. ,This is one of the best collections ever offered. Bourettes, several styles 6 l4c. One case Striped Suitings, in beautiful Spring shades,lOc. a bargain. One case Small Checks 1 .2%c One case Colored Alpacas One case Colored Alpacas One case Spring Caehm res lBc One case Spring Cretonnes One case Twilled Beige One case Twilled Beige One case All-wool Striped Beige 22c One cue Camel's Hair Suiting 2sc Bunting in Gaslight Tints 0 5 and 31c One case Matelasse Beige. 2Bc One case Spring Bourettea. 3oc One case Tufted Beige One case Silk and Wool Pongee. All-wool Matelasse Beige 37%, 45 and buc Cashmere Beige, all-wool 3le 6-4 Camel's Hair Snitings,in choice Spring shades 56, 62% and 75c Shepherds' Plaids. -37% and 48c Choice Styles Spring Calicoes, in medium colors sc Beautiful styles Shirting Chintzes Newest designs in Cambrics, Poularde and Cretonnee 9, 10, 11 and 12%c foreign and Domestic Shirting Cheviots, from 8 cents up. One case Seersucker. at One came du at 16c. Latest effects in Toil d'Aleace, Cinghams, Quilts—A large invoice has just been received, per steamer Pennsylvania, all rises and qualities, Marseilles Cradle, Crib and Bed Spreads for spring and summer. The depression in English manufacturing towns has reduced the price lower than they have ever been within the knowl edge of intelligent merchants. 354 QUILTS JUST OPENING. BRIGHT AND NEW. PRICES RANGE FROM 60c. TO $7.50. GRAND DEPOT, Professional Cards• n CALDWELL, Attorney-at-Law, No. 111, 3rd street. 1). Office formerly occupied by Messrs. Woods & Wil liamson. [apl2,'7l lAB. A.B. BRUMBAUGH, offers his professional services to thecommunity. Office, No 523 Washington street, one door east of the Catholic Parsonage. [jan4,'7l 12 C. STOCKTON, Surgeon Dentild. Office in Lender's I:J.. building, in the room formerly occupied by Dr. E. J. Greene, Huntingdon, Pa. [apl2B, '76. GBO. B. ORLADY, Attorney-at-Law, 405 Penn Street, Huntingdon, Pa. [tiovl7,'7s ft L. ROBB, Dentist, office in S. T. Brown's new building, U. Nu, 520, Penn Street, lluutingdon, Pa. [ap12.71 I-I . C. MADDEN, Attorney-at-Law. Office, No.—, Penn Street, Huntingdon, Pa. LaPl9,ll T SYLVANCTS BLAIR, Attorney-at-Law, Huntingdon, 0.1. Pa. Office, Penn Street, three dour. west of 3rd Street. Ljun4,'7l J.W. MATTERN, Attorney-at-Law and General Claim Agent, Huntingdon, Pa. Soldiers' claims against the Government for back-pay, 'bounty, widows' and invalid pensions attended to with great care and promptness. Of fice on Penn Street. [jan4,'7l 18. OFX3SINGEB, Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public, i. Huntingdon, Pa. Office, No. 2.10 Penn Street, oppo rite Court House. [febs,'7l E. FLEMING, Attorney-at-Lair. Huntingdon, Pa., 13. office in Monitor building, Penn Street. Prompt end careful attention given to all legal busineas. [augs,'74-6mos WILLIAM A. FLEMING, Attorney-at-Law, Ilunting -11 don, Pa Special attention given to collections, and all other legal business attended to with care and promptness. Office, No. 229, Penn Street. rapl9,'7l The iluntingdon Journal. New Advertisements HOUSEKEEPERS' LINENS, Ac. Irish and Flemish} From 22c. to $1.45. Yard-wide Linens 40-inch. Pillow and Bolster 42,inch. 1 Frum 45-inch. 50-inch. I 30 cents 54-inch. Irish and Belgian. 64-inch. i EXTRA HEAVY AS LOW AS 90-INCH A DOLLAR IRISH SHEETING. f A YARD. BARNSLEY SHEETING: I ,I IRISH SHEETINGS, Unusually SCOTCH SHEETINGS, .1 . Low Prices. FLEMISH SHEETINGS. OUR OWN IMPORTATION ) From 62c. TABLE - LINEN 8-4 WIDE - to three dollars VERY FINE GOODS. a yard. TABLE LINEN BY THE YAL.D 1 From 25c. 6-4. 7-4. 6-4. 9-4. 104. LOOM DICE AND DAMASK. Upward. HANDSOME DAMASK SETS,'i . Cheaper Table Clothe and Napkins to match, from than ever 2 yards to 6 yards long, Irish, Barnsley, before. French, German. \ Beautiful Napkins, from 50c. a dozen to $24 00. Full-sized French Napkins, reduced from $6.00 to $4.50. Complete Stock of TOWELS 9c. UP Damask and Huck TOWELS 10c. UP Towels, Barnsley, TOWELS 11c. UP Irish, Scotch, French, i TOWELS I2c. UP German, Ac at.c. I TOWELS 14c. UP EVERY HOUSEKEEPER WILL NOW DO WELL TO COME AND EXAMINE LINENS AND PRICES. Getting thessloods direct from the manufactories in Ireland and elsawbese, and avoiding all extra costs we are able to maks vss7-low prices. Embroideries mad Ribbons. Lange lot colored embroid eries, one, two, arulthten soollope, in Navy Blue, Black, Brown and Red. :. Linens, Nanow patterns, 6to Sc. Medium patterns, 9 to 14c. Wide patterns, 15 to 25c. Guipure and Duchesaltmbrolderies, in beautiful assort ment. The RIBBON DEPARTMENT has been greatly improv ed, and the stock is wonderfully choice and desirable. All-silk French Imported Saab Ribbons, in all the beau tiful spring shaded, at the following prices : 6 inches wide, 40c. per yard ; worth 75c. 6 inches wide, 50c. per yard ; worth $l.OO. 7 inches wide, 60e. per yard ; worth $1.25. 8 inches wide, 75c. per yard; worth $1.50. The colors are perfect, and they are made of the best quality of French Silk. We open a new end complete line of Satin Ribbons, in all widths, in two colors, the very latest. Also, Satin and Watered Oros Grain. Satin and Oro. Grain in the newest Paris spring colors. We have opened a new line of all-silk heavy Gros Grain Ribbons manufactured expressly for us, which are of su perb quality. A full stock of Fancy Brocade Persian and Fi inged-edge Ribbons. An entirely new article. SUITS AND CLOAKS. Stuff and Silk Costumes from $lO to $5O. $35 Suits reduced to $22. $5O Suits reduced to $35. $lB Suits reduced to $lO. $6 Costs reduced from $l2. $12.50 Coate reduced from $25. Splendid bargains in this Section. UPHOLSTERY GOODS. We have from 400 to 500 pairs Lace Curtains, regular makes. Many of the lota have been largely reduced. Regular 525 Curtains reduced to 518. Regular $2O Curtains reduced to 514. Regular 512.50 Curtains reduced to 58.50. Regular 510 Curtains reduced t 056.81. We commend these quotations to the careful considera tion of the people, who will find, on visiting UP, that we have only given half of the list of attractions of this Ad vance Sale. IN WANAMAKER I THIRTEENTH STREET. JO Miscellaneous rroALL MEN—A SPEEDY CURE. The direful results of Early Indiscretion,which renders Marriage impossible,Destroying both body and mind Gener al Organic Weakness,Pain in the Head or Back,' ncrigestion- Palpitation of the Heart,Nervousness,Timidity,Tremblings, Bashfulness, Blushing, Languor, Lassitude, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Consumption, Ac., with those Fearful Effects of mind so much to be dreaded, Lose of Memory, Confusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil Forebod ings, Aversion of Society, Self Distrust, Love of Solitude, etc. MARRIAGE. Married persons, or young men contemplating mar riage, aware of Physical Weakness (Loss of Procreative Power—lmpotency), Nervous excitability, Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Nervous Debility, or any other Dis qualification, speedily relieved. A SPEEDY CURE WARRANTED. In recent diseases immediate Relief—No Mercury. Per eons ruining their Health, Wasting Time with Ignorant Pretenders and Improper treatment. Driving Disease into the System by that deadly poison, Mercury, and causing Fatal Affections of the Head, Throat, Nose or Skin, Liver, Lungs, Stomach or Bowels, speedily cured. Let no false delicacy pre.ent your apply lug. Enclose stamp to use on reply. Address, DR. J. CLEGG, LOCK HOSPITAL, BALTIMORE, MD. Sep2l-Iy] Offices, 89 k 91, South High Street. NOW IS THE TIME TO SECURE TERRITO RY FOR DR, EGLE'S GREAT WORK, THE NEW ILLUSTRATED HISTORY OF PENNSYLVANIA_ The grandest selling book for the Pennsylvania field. Lib eral terms to Agents. 'end $2.00 atonce for complete outfit, or 10 cents for our 64 page sample, and name terri tory wanted. Address D. C. Goodrich, Puldisher, HARRISBURG, PA. Don't fail to say what paper you saw this in. Linis-3m. Eke uses' Nobler. He lived just a mile from the village, Out there by the forks of the road ; His farm by the help of good tillage, Increased when he planted and sowed. His dwelling was low and old-fashioned ; The roof was all covered with moss ; But still by his fixing and patching— It kept out the rain and the frost. He lived very peaceful and quiet; We knew him as Jeremy Todd ; So plain was his dress and his diet, The neighbors all said—he was odd. The fashions be never would follow, Nor try to put on any style, But owing a dime or a dollar— He paid it when due, with a smile. His words were but few, but well chosen ; 'Twas clear that be meant what he said : His temper—not heated, nor frozen, And calm was the life that he lead. He did not belong tc the meeting, And said very little of God ; But orphans were glad at his greeting, And everyone said—he was odd. If ever he offered to sell you— A cow, or an ex, or a horse, He made it his business to tell you— Each one of the animal's faults. He hired Billy Peters, the cripple, To husk out his corn by the day, And heaped up the grain on the bushel— To measure the wheat for his pay, His name was not on the subscription— To save the poor heathen abroad : His neighbors be helped in affliction, The people all thought—he was odd. Be never made any "profession," Nor said that he had a "new heart," But something he had in possession, Of which many more had a part; A something, that mode him so gentle— So honest, so kindly and true ; If not church religion—we venture— That Jesus would say—"lt will do." He might, in the church have been better-- And rendered more service to God ; He'd more of the "spirit" than "letter," And that was what made him so odd. The preacher might say he was Godless, Because he subscribed to no creed ; But still 'twas a part of his oddness— The wretched and hungry to feed. If Jeremy failed of salvation— Because he stayed out of the church, We cannot see how in creation— Professors will shun the lee lurch— Who wear the full garb of the pious— But love not their neighbors—nor God! We choose, when our Maker shall try us— To be like the old farmer—odd. Ely c,'s_tup—Celitr. Romance of a Hidden Heart. Mr Steele had never married ; he en joyed his riches without companionship - ho had not a relative in the world. A hard,elfish, grasping man beloved by none, and respected only because of his great wealth. Spite of his power to do good the world was none the better for Richard Steele's existence. No one in Milford remembered Mr. Steele as other than the miser he was to day ; for fifteen years he had been a citizen of the town, and no change, either fur better or worse, had come over him, in a moral point of view. His gardens of Ireton Hall were the finest for scores of miles; the yellow pears and luscious nectarines mellowed on its walls, the ungathered grapes purpled on the trellises, and no schoolboy's daring hands disturbed the ripe treasures. Mr. Steele's great dog, Pluto, was as selfish as his master, and as savage as his master. and his cruel teeth were always ready to inflict summary punishment on all depre dators. Upwards. One quiet afternoon, as Mr. Steele sat on the piazza gazing out on the broad acres of Ireton, his eye fell on two little children who were coming down the road, hand in hand. They arrived in front of the gardens, and cast wishful looks at the damask roses which hung over the quaintly carved gate. For a moment they conversed together in subdued voices. and then they turned in at the lion guarded gateway, and went slowly up the avenue, An angry scowl contracted the brow of Mr. Steele at this unwonted intrusion, and he half arose from his seat PS if to drive away the unwelcome guests They were the first children who had ever dared to trespass on the estate of Ireton Hall. They came fearlessly up to the piazza. still holding each other hands. The eldest was a boy of perhaps twelve years, a brave, noble little fellow with brown eyes, and dark, glossy hair. The other was a girl ; she could not have been more than nine summers old, and beauty like hers is sel dotn seen save in some old, rare picture. The sight of her face struck a strange thrill to the heart of Richard Steele, and involuntarily he bent down to look at her. She was fair as a water lily, save the crimson which tinged her lips, and leaped at intervals to her white cheeks. Her eyes were deep blue, and her hair like ripples of molten gold touched by sunbeams. Both the children wore mourn ing garments, cheap and coarse, but neat as human hands could make them. The little girl spoke first. "Please, sir, will you give brother and me some roses?" The tone was musical, and sweet as harp notes, but the rich man's countenance grew hard and cold. He pointed to the highway, "Be off :" he exclaimed ; "I do not raise flowers for beggars." How the dark eyes of the boy flashed ! and he was about to make some sharp answer, but the pressure of the girl's fingers on his arm checked him. "We are not beggars," she said, calmly ; "but our mother is dead and we are or phans. She loved the roses, and we love them, too. Please give us one apiece. It will seem so good to smell flowers once more." The bard face did not relax—the long, thin finger still pointed to the gate; but the blue-eyed petitioner did not move.— She was regarding him with an expression strangely tender and pitying, and it an noyed him more than anything else to be pitied. "Why do you look at me in that way ?" he demanded, harshly. "Because I am sorry for you," she said, sweetly. "You are old, and sad, and all alone Where are your children ?" "I have none," he answered, and won dered at the time why be did so. "None ! Have you no little girl to sit on your knee, and call you papa ? I'm sure I pity you very much !" "Hump !" "But I do ! Indeed I do ! It must be dreadful not to love anybody. Did you never have anybody to love you ?" A spasm of pain shot athwart the rigid face of Richard Steele, and his tall frame quivered, it might be with agony or anger, one could not decide from his words. He pushed the child away. "Not another word ! I will not listen ! He is Odd. HUNTINGDON, PA,, FRIDAY, APRIL 12, 1878. Good heavens ! that lips like those should ask me that question 1" 'Pardon nie—l didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You loved somebody, and Heaven took her away. Was it your sister ?" "Ali, yes and memory flew back to thatgentle, fair haired child who had clung with soft arms to his neck, and kissed with warm lips his cheek. His little sister May How well he remembered her, as she looked the last time he saw her face, lying cold and calm, like marble, in the shadow of a coffin. Yes, he remembered May, and his eye grew moist with some thing like a tear, but it was a strange visitant, and he dashed it away. Yet that tear was not given to May ; she had been for years safe in heaven ; it was given to another, whose blue eyes seemed to be looking at him out of the orbs of the little girl before him. lie bent down over her, and scanned her features closely. Then he asked, "My child, what is your name ?" "Violet Gray." The man smothered a cry of surprise. and his face grew strangely pale. even in the ruddy light of sunset. It must have been a strange emotion, indeed, which could thus stir the hard heart of Richard Steele. Presently he said— " And what was your mother's name be fore she married ?" "Violet Dale." "And she is dead ?" Ile spoke the words in a deep whisper, ai though fearing to utter them. "She is with the angels." A silence fell upon the group, broken only by the suppressed sobs of the girl and the heavy breathing of the man. When he again addressed her, his voice had taken a softness which none in Mil ford had ever heard in its measured ca dence. "And this boy is your brother"" "Yes, my brother Richard " "Richard : For whom was he named thus ?" Mr. Steele asked the question breath lessly. with an earnestness very strange and foreign to his stony nature. "For a schoolmate of my mother's—" "And this ,chooltnate's surname—do you remember it ?" "It was Richard Steele, sir " How the cold face lighted up, and the stern mouth grew almost tender as this proof of the power of the old love was given him. "Did Vio'et—did your mother ever mention this Richard Steele to you ?" The boy came forward and replied, "His name was the last on her lips when si , e died; and, two days before she left us, she gave me a letter which I was to put into his own hand; and we are searching for him, my sister and I, and, when we have found him, we are going to live with a cousin of my father's, in Portsmouth." "You need look no farther for Richard Steele, my boy ;he is before you ! Come into the house and give me the letter." The children followed him into the great parlor, and calling the astonished house keeper, be bade her prepare them some refreshments; then, receiving the packet from the boy, he went up stairs to his chamber, closed and locked the door, and sat down in the arm chair by the window. He held the letter some time in his hand, gazing intently on the superscription which he could scarcely discern for the mist that dimmed his eyes. At length he kissed the writing and gently broke the seal. which the fingers of the dead had fixed. The contents of the sheet were as follows : "RICHARD STEELE—NOW that I am dying, it will wrong no one to confess what has hitherto been kept a secret in my own bosom. You believed me false and fickle ; you despised all women because of me, and I have suffered you to go on in ignorance, while all the time my heart has been slowly breaking for want of your love. When you left me to go out into the world in search of fortune, my love for you wronged Heaven I I was an idolater, and you, Richard, was my idol. But if my love was strong, my pride was stronger, and when your letters, after becoming less frequent, ceased altogether, I sought no explanation of your silence. Georgia Dale. my step mother, was my counsellor, and because I listened to her my life has been shipwrecked. She it was who first whispered in my ear the story of your devotedness to a fair heiress ; she it was who brought me the letter containing the tidings of your marriage. Oh, Richard, Richard! who shall picture to you the days of agony which succeeded ? But for my pride, I should have lost my reason. "Well, after that Charles Gray sought my favor; my step mother approved of him, and I perjured myself at God's altar. Too late I learned the truth 1 It was all a vile plot of Georgia Dale's ; I stood between her and you ; but forme, she hoped to win y,.ur love. You know the result ; her plot was a failure. You fled from the country, hating me in your heart, and never guessing that the smiling bride of Charles Gray cast out a thought atter you Seven years ago my husband died, and during these intervening years I have earned my own and my children's bread by the labor of my h .nda. Only once in that time have I looked on your face, and then you thought me hundreds of miles away; but my love was potent, and I journeyed, on foot and alone, a hundred leagues to see you once more. You were walking in the garden, and the woman whom you turned away when she asked for a draught of water was Violet Dale. I would not reveal myself to you ; it is better as it is. And now, Heaven bless you, Richard Steele ! I have loved you long, and you only ; and in the Heaven where I am going there is neithermarrying nor giving in marriage; meet me there, VIOLET GRAY." He finished the manuscript, and, °owing his face upon the open sheet, the long pent sorrow of his heart burst forth in tears— tears such as only one like him can shed. The closed chambers were open at last, the double granite doors were rolled back, and the angels of tender memory flew in and took up their abode there. Violet Dale ! the soft-eyed girl whom he had loved with the freshness of his youth and the fervor of his manhood; Violet who had made his whole life a failure And yet she had been innocent; before the tribunal of his judgment she was blameless. Yet she was dead—what mattered this long-deferred discovery ? it was too late now ! Too late fur her, but not too late for her children. They should be his, and he would be their father. And it was even so. Richard and Violet Gray went forth no more from Ireton Hall ; hence their home was with the early friend of their mother. Unbounden was th , : surprise in Milford when it was known that Mr. Steele had adopted two strange children ; but still greater was the astonishment when, on the following Sunday, the rich man walked in to church leading the orphans, on on either side. The good work was begun, and it went on until Richard Steele's whole nature was revolutionized. Years afterwards, while he lay on his deathbed, loving and grieving friends were arwind him, and at the very last he fancied he saw the face of his lost Violet hovering above the couch. At the funeral there were few dry eyes, for the poor had learned to bless his bounty, and the sick and distressed offered up his name in their prayers. And, therefore, say not that because men are harsh and cold there is no oasis in the desert, for in every human heart, however strong, there is a fountain of sweet water, and happy is he who breaks the flinty barriers and allows the stream to gush forth. (sclett L.t' istelianß. Zeke and Polly at the Theater. "How much be you goin' to tax us to go in ?" said Zeke, as he and Polly stepped up to the box office at the theater the other night, just as the window was opened, for they had come early to make sure of getting all there was to be of the show. The scale of prices was explained by the ticket seller. "Crab cider and mince meat !" ejacu lated Zeke ; that's more'n they charge at a circus with two clowns. Can't you let us set on the top benches for a quarter apiece ? You'll not find us anyways stingy about buyin' lemonade and peanuts. What d'ye say. Is it a dicker ?" He was informed that the prices were as unchangeable as the times, and after considerable parley invested in a couple of balcony tickets, which they both read and examined critically to be sure that no gouge game was lurking for them in the paste board. A few minutes later found them comfortably installed in front seats with eyes wide open drinking in the wonder and magnificence of a theater for the first time. "Aint it too purty for anything ?" said Polly. 'Look at all the fine fixin's ; an', my sakes ! what a bouncin' big picter that is"—meaning the drop curtain. "I never expected to see the like o' that in all my born days. But where's all the people, I wonder. It'll be too bad and kind o' lone some for us it' nobody else comes." "A man down at the tavern," remarked Zeke, "was sayin' that nearly every theater the head woman of this show performs in burn down, and maybe the folks is scared so about it they won't come on that ac count. Hold on though, there comes two or three down stairs there, and maybe it'll all cone right after all. What gits me though is, where they're goin' to have the doin's—the ring's full of seats." "But did you ever see anything so splendid as this is ?" said Polly, with eyes sparkling in delight. "See what lots o' lamps they've got. An' such whoopin' lookin' glasses—big as a barn door. What a sight of iminey it must a' co,t." "Enormous !" chimed in Zeke. "As much as a thousand dollars, I'll bet. But I wonder what them eubby holes is there, with all them fancy fix ups"—meaning the boxes "I 'spect tbent's for the band, maybe," ventured Polly. "I don't see anywhere else to put 'em." "Like as not." said Zeke, "but they're terrible sl,iw about gittin' started. See bow the folks is beginnin' to pour in, though ;" and he laid his head on the rail ing and busied his eyes watching the crowd gathering in. "Zeke !" said Polly, quickly pulling his arm, "there's some more picters up on the ceilin'." "Sure enough," replied her husband looking up. "I wish we'd a' went in the other gallery I blieve we could a seen better up there. I s'pose, though that's the dollar place, and there's no use throwin' money away Hello ! now we'll have the show at last—there they come"—as the orchestra came shuffling up from under the sage. 'lt ain't near so nice as the brass band or George Thompson's fiddlin' at parties," said Polly, with disappointment; but when the overture was finally completed and the curtain went up on the first act eyes and mouths never opened wider in astonishment and delight than did theirs at that delect able moment. "Potater bugs an' prunin' honks ! But don't that Kit you ?" was Zeke's comment. Polly didn't say anything for some time, but sat almost breathless with excitement, and never once took her eyes from the stage till the curtain went down at the close of the act To both of them the play was a living reality. Their own identity was lost sight of, and their feel ings drawn to the highest tention in sym pathy fur the misfortunes of the "Two Orphans." As the plot thickened and the persecution of the poor blind girl became wore and more heartrending Polly cried outright, and great straggling tears welled up from honest Zcke's noble heart and coursed down his rugged cheek, and when the brutal Jacques sprang with a curse upon his crippled brother and burled him with violence upon the stage, and then seized the sightless girl and hissed out his villainous threat, Zeke, with clenched fist, bated breath and fiery eyes sprang to his feet, and declared that flesh and blood couldn't stand that any longer; but Polly pulled him back into the seat and molified him somewhat, until the play took a turn In the final scene, where the orphans are reunited, and the interest becomes intense as the villain seeks to tear them asunder, and the maimed Pierre springs to the rescue with an immense knife, the revul sion of feeling was so complete that Zeke threw up his hand and yelled out : "Go it, cripple ! That's the medicine for the low lived whelp. And when the soldiers came in and captured the outlaws, and the mother found her long lost child, and the lover recovered his sweetheart, and everything else cul minated just as they wanted, but little ex petted ; the young couple never felt happier or more buoyant in their lives. It had all been so real to them that for a minute they could scarcely make out where they were, but with much reluctance they finally came down to earth again, and departed from the place of enchantment. On the way to their hotel they talked of nothing else. All the incidents were reviewed and each individual character discussed, and through their dreams that night flitted •fhadows of what they had seen during their first visit to the theater. AN old darkey was asked if, in his ex perience prayer was ever answered, re plied : "Well, sah.some pra'rs is ansud an' some isn't—'pends on what ye axes fo.' Jest arter the wah, when it was mighty hard seratchin' fo' the culled breddern, 'bsarced dat w'eneber I pway de Lod to sen' one o' Marse Peyton's fat turkeys fo' de ole man, dere was no notice took ob de partition; but when 1 pway dat he would sen' de ole man ft,' de turkey, de matter was tended to befo' de nes' mornin dead sartin." ELECTRIC lights are beginning to come in competition with the gas companies of Paris, and the insurance companies reduce their rates when they are used. MEN are content to be laughed at fur their wit, but not for their fully. Genius and Poverty, As we turn over the leaves of the Great Book of the past, let us pause a moment to read the names of a few of those brave souls who have struggled, fought and con quered, though fettered on all sides by bitter, stinging poverty. . . Homer. '•the blind old man of Scio's Isle' went begging from door to door, singing the songs that were in after years to render his name immortal. It was a charity student that Spencer entered Cam bridge. At the age of fourteen Shakes peare is said to have been obliged to earn his bread. Goldsmith describes himself at a certain period of his life as in a garret, writing Ibr bread, and expecting to be dunned for a milk score. William Hat litt once went without food for two days. Dr. Johnson wrote "Rasseias" in a week to defray the expenses of his mother's fu neral. Lamb calls Coleridge the "inspired charity boy." For thirty-three years "Elia" himself was tied to the drudgery of the desk ; and yet, through all these years of slavery, his quaint, tender humor never failed. Ta.,so was reduced to the extremity of borrowing a crown for a week's subsistence. Having no candle to see to write his verses, he entreats his cat to assist him by the lustre of her eyes. Dryden spent his last years in poverty, and was obliged to write on distasteful subjects for daily support. Cervantes, the genius of Spain, was thrown into prison for debt; and here, it is said, the adventures of immortal Don Quixote were first chronicled. It seemed hard for Sir Walter Scott to be obliged to undertake his gigantic task in the evening of his life, that should have been spent to peace and quiet; but when we read the brilliant Waverly Novels, we feel that, though the victor sank exhausted, the prize was worthy of the sublime sacrifice. Defoe, the author of more than 200 books and pamphlets, died insolvent. He thus sums up his checkered career : "No man has tasted different fortunes more; And thirteen times I have been rich and poor." "Salmagundi," and "Knickerbocker's New York," were written for recreation, but later in life, failing in business, Wash ington Irvin began to write, to live. Jean Paul Ritcher's life was one long struggle with poverty. The great desire of his heart was to see the ocean; but he, the mighty genius, who had written so much and so grandly, never satisfied his longing eyes until there rolled before him the ocean of Eternity. Had Burns walked the sunny side of fate we should never have had that sweetest of all home pictures, ''The Cotter's Saturday Night;" nor could we pluck, save in pov erty's rude uncultivated garden, such a delicate wild flower as the "modest, crim son tipped" Mountain Daisy. There is no sadder picture in all litera ture than Milton, deserted in his poverty, old and blind. Yet the eyes of his spirit only saw more clearly the glories of that beautiful lost Paradise that he paints in such grand colors. Despair not, then, 0 struggling youth ! Though in thy dwelling abides the goddess of poverty, cheer up ! for to her are due all the greatest and most beautiful things that are done in the world It is she who has strengthened the arm to achieve great conquests ; it is she who has taught such cunning skill to the fingers, that from the cold, dead marble, they have brought rich, glowing life ; it is she who has filled the brain with pictures so divine, melody so wondrous that all the world have paused to look and listen. Is Gaslight Injurious ? The Prussian Government has for some time past been making a series of close and exhaustive researches on the effects of gaslight upon the eyes of those who use it. A belief has long prevailed, that un der certain conditions the eyesight is im paired when gas is continually used as an illuminator, and it was to decide this ques tion that the experiments were instituted. The conclu-iioLs re ached indicate very de cidedly that where arrangements are adopted to protect the eye against the di rect rays of the light, no harm can possibly result. Shades and globes are, as a rule. found to answer this purpose. It was also ascertained that dark, opaque shales are more injurious than useful, and in nearly every instance where complaint is made, it was found the difficulty was attributable to this kind of shade or protection. Where such are used the eye remains in the dark, but looks upon a highly illuminated sur face and the sight is dazzled and irritated, causing harmful effects. The whitish or milk glass globes are found to be free from the defects of the darker shades.— The dazzling light thrown out by the gas jets is partially absorbed and diffused by them, and reaches the pupil of the eye in a condition that leaves it incapable of do ing harm Care must also be taken to keep at a proper distance from the gas jet, which, from its emitting a very consider able degree of heat, is capable from that cause of producing headaches and even congestion of the brain ; but these can also be guarded against by any plan that de creases the intensity of the heat, or by re moving to a greater distance from the jet. Mourning Costumes. The ancients had queer ideas about mourning for the dead. The Egyptian wo men ran through the streets crying, with their bosom© exposed and their hair disord ered. The Lycians regarded mourning as unmanly, and compelled men who went in to mourning to put on female garments. In Greece, when a popular General died, the whole army cut off their hair and the manes of their horses At the present day, the Arabian women stain ther hands and feet with indigo, which they suffer to remain eight days. They also carefully abstain from milk during this time, on the ground that its white color does nut accord with the gloom of their minds. In China, the mourning color is white. Mourning for a parent or husband is required there by law, under a penalty of 60 blows and one year's baniQhwent. When the Emper,,r dies, all his subjects let their hair grow for 100 days. in the Feejee Islands on the tenth day of mourning, the women scourge all the men except the highest chiefs Another fashionable custom there requires the friends and relatives to assem ble on the fourth day after the funeral and picture to themselves the amount of corruption the corpse has sustained by that time. In the :-andwieh Islands per sons desirous of going into mourning paint the lower part of their faces black, and knock out their front teeth. No doubt this causes a very sincere kind of mourn ing for the time. EVERY angry man thinks he is right, and nine out of ten can see that they were wrong when anger cools. The tenth man is a fool. A Silver Argument. BY PHILLIPS THOMPSON "Well, neighbor, what's the news, to-day ? I see you've got your papers." "Them Congressmen in Washington are cutting up their capers ; They've gone and passed the silver bill; 'twill ruinate the nation f They're going in for robbery and bare-faced spolia tion." "Well, I don't know, friend Judson—seems to me the thing to do— Of course, I don't own atocksand bonds, and mort gages like you; I go for plenty money, but I s'poae you wont agree, Because it is your interest to keep it scarce, you see." "Why, man, it's downright infamous—a national disgrace ; I wonder you can say such things, and look me in the face ; Because you find it hard to pay your store bills and your rent, Say, is ?hat any reason you should shave me ten per cent ?" "Nay, keep your temper, neighbor, and don't get mad, I beg; When you talk of shaving, sure, the boot's upon the other 100, But I'm no reps diator, though my bread it's hard to get, And I'll never favor going back upon an honest debt. When you go home, look up the bonds that in your safe you hold, You'll find they're payable in coin, but Rot a word of gold ; And coin is what we'll give you, as the nation has agreed." "A miserable quibble, sir, to talk of coin indeed ! 'Tie true, in law, coin payment in fulfillment would suffice ; But that would never satisfy a sense of honor nice ; 'Tie justice, not the letter of the law, should be the rule," "See here, my coupon cuttint friend, don't take me for a fool ! If from the law you make appeal to equity and right, You might as well cave in at once, and own you've got so sight; For the question which arises, if on that you base your claim, Is the first consideration you have given f , ,,r the same. Was it gold. or was it silver; was it coin of any kind ?" "You know right well it wasn't; for I well can call to mind, when gold was up a-kiting, say a hundred above par, You bought your bonds for greenbacks, like the sly old coon you are. You've paid some fifty dollars on each hundred that you hold, Yet you've the cheek to whine because you won't be paid in gold." "But a bargain is a bargain still, whoever gets the best; I claim fulfillment of the terms on which I did in vest." "Exactly—that, and nothing more—so, let the contract hold; But neither law nor equity can make that 'coin' real 'gold.", The Hearts of the Lowly. One day three or four weeks ago, a gamin, who seemed to have no friends in the world, was run over by a vehicle on Gratiot avenue, Detriot, and fatally in jured. After he had been in the hospital fir a week a boy about his own age and size, called to ask about him and leave an orange. He seemed much embarrassed, and would answer no questions. After that he came daily, always bringing some thing, if no more than an apple. Last week when the nurse told him that Billy had no chance to get well, the strange boy waited around longer than usual, and finally asked if he could go in. Ho bad been invited to many times before, but al ways refused. Billy, pale and weak and emaciated, opened his eyes in wonder at the sight of the boy, and before be realized who it was the stranger bent close to his face and sobbed : "Billy, can ye forgive a feller ? We was allue fightin' and I was allus too mach for ye, but I'm sorry ! 'Fore ye die wont ye tell me ye haven't any grudge agin me ?" The young lad, then almost in the shadow or death, reached up his thin white arms, clasped them around the other's neck and replied : "Don't cry Bob—don't feel bad ! I was ugly and mean, and I was heaving a stone at ye when the wagon hit me. If yell forgive me I'll forgive ye, and I'll pray fur both of us." Bob was half an hour late the morning Billy died. When the nurse took him to the shrouded corpse he kissed the pale face tenderly and gasped : "ID did he say anything about--about me?" "He spoke of you just before he died —asked if you were here," replied the nurse. "And may I go—go to the funeral ?" "You may." - _ And he did. He was the only meurner. His heart was the only one that oohed.— No tears were shed by others, and they left him sitting by the new-made grace with a heart so big that he could not speak. If, under the crusts of vice and igno rance, there are such springs of pure feeling and true nobility, who shalt grow weary of doing good.—Detroit Free Pres.,. The Stinging Tree. Though the tropical schrubs of Queens- land are very luxuriant and beautiful, they are not without their dangerous drawbacks, for there is one plant growing there that is really deadly in its effects—that is to say, deadly in the same way that one would apply the term to fire, as if a certain pro portion of any one's body is burnt by the stinging tree, death will be the result. It would be as safe to pass through fire as to fall into one of these trees. They are found growing from two to three inches high, to ten and fifteen feet; in the old ones the stem is whitish and red berries usually grow on the top. It emits a peen. liar and disagreeable smell; but it is best known by its leaf, which is nearly round, and having a point at the top, is jagged all round the edge, like the nettle. All the leaves are large--larger than a saucer. `Sometimes," says a traveler, "while shooting turkeys in the schrubs. I have entirely forgotten the stinging tree, till warned of its close proximity by its smell, and have louncl myself in a little forest of them, I was only once stung, and that very slightly. Its effects are curious ; it leaves no mark, but the pain is maddening, and for months afterward the pas, when touched is tender, when raining or when it gets wet in washing. I have seen a man who treats ordinary pain lightly, roll on the ground in agony, after being stung, and I have known a horse so completely mad that he rushed open•monthed at everyone who approached him, 'and had to be shot in the schrub. Dogs, when stung, will rush about, whining piteously, biting pieces from the affected part. The small sting trees, a few inches high, are as dangerous as any. being so hard to see, and seriously imperiling one's ankles.— This schrub is usually found growing among palm trees. WHEN you see a man trying to clean a paper collar with a piece of rubber, you can make up your mind that he has been hit by the hard The Sin of Poverty. If we analyze the character of the socie• ty of our own day, we find that it is gen• erally tolerant to a fault. But there is one thing which it will not tolerate—and one thing which it regards as a deeply dyed sin, in fact the only sin that is mor tal and utterly unpardonable. Need we say that this crime for which there is no forgiveness, this iniquity which deserves the very innermost circle of the Inferno, is poverty ? ' Almost every other vice, fol ly or error may be excused under the head of "Indiscretion," but no such sanctuary exists for this vice of poverty. The form of this vice which society most keenly re sents is "genteel poverty," and by this ex• pression we mean the impoverished condi tion of those who were once rich. But, beside these offenders, there is a class of human beings who have been, as it were, born in sin. How sad it is to contemplate this wick ed race, the unholy company of "poor re lations. Why they were ever called into existence is, to their wealthy brethren, an unexplained mystery. Poor relations are thorns in the sides of purse proud men. What is the use of Crcesus getting his own clothes at Poole's and his wife's at Worth's if his relations insist on coming to his ban quets in the very reverse of wedding gar ments ? For what purpose does be buy carriages of the latest models, if his cous ins continue to drive up to the door of his house with the shabbiest of carriages and liveries, but of colors identical with his Own ? To say "not at home," under such conditions is surely the whitest of lies. It may be said that not only does the application of the magic wand of poverty produce sin where an old-fashioned moral ist would least expect to find it, bat its withdrawal renders action harmless which a prejudiced person might imagine vicious. If a rich man is a bad husband, or a gam • bier or a glutton, the world is charitable enough to say that in his position the gen eral tone of his surroundings is such that temptations beset him on every aide, and it is quite a marvel that he is; as well be. hayed as he is. How beautiful a thing is charity ! Bat is the same rule applied in the case of a convicted pickpocket whoshas been brought up to his profession from his early childhood ? The rich are said to sow wild oats. Do we hear much of this talk in police courts ? We believe it is there un known. Even the clergy make excuses for the slips of great folks. They say that temp tations of the rich are very great; that it is their duty to live up to their positions in society; and therefore, we must. not judge them harshly if they are extravagant; that they are obliged to be hospitable,which is an excuse for their epicurean tendencies; and that, as they have always been brought up to take ,s good deal of wine, their habit of "uipping" is neither surprising nor particu larly pernicious. If their morals are some what lax, they were at any rate better than were their social equals who lived in former days; so we ought to feel thankful for the ameliorated condition of society. Indeed, despite his "indiscretions," the rich man can buy a reputation 3n wonderfully cheap terms. If be walks through a hospital he is a saint; if he spends a thirtieth part of his income on charities, be is a paragon of liberality. If his wife haunts places of worship, rather from want of other occupa tion than from devotion, she is "such a religions woman ;" while the poor who put themselves to inconvenience to go to church once a week ace thought neglectors of means of grace. It is only fair to say that there are more plausible grounds for this seemingly strange prejudice against poverty than may appear at first sight. For instance, it is certain that when poverty suddenly succeeds riches weak characters are apt to lose self-respect, not the foolish pride which they placed in their riches before losing them. The dangers of such a con dition of mind are obvious, as it is well known that the absence of self-respect is one of the commonest traits in the charac ter of criminals. Humiliation leads to despair and despair to crime. Again, the sort of social outlawry to which those are subjected who, having once been rich, are reduced to poverty, is very demoralizing. To such as these, bubble companies and the like offer serious temptations. The agony of seeing their children brought up at schools where their associates are vulgar and ill-mannered, leads some men to make frantic efforts to make money, independ ently of all scruples. Having no previous acquaintance with business, they become entangled with sharpers, and on finding themselves in a scrape, they struggle wildly to escape, sink deeper and deeper into the mire, and finally perhaps do something in despair which is an infringment of the law. There is a cruel saying that "an empty bag cannot stand upright ;" and though not quite true, is too nearly true to be easily gainsaid. It is self evident that poverty in itself is not the only sin, nor a sin at all ; but in the unwritten code of social law it is not only regarded as a sin, but the parent, of all others. Crabs. The crab is like too many oid fogies in this world—they are always traveling back wards. They are topics of the anti pro gressive ideas which should move the age in which they live The crab clings to anything which is thrust at him with a grip that nothing can sever, and the human crab sticks to old ex ploded theories and notions which ought to have been forgotten long ago They can see nothing good in the present, noth ing is done as it should be done in these degenerate days ! The crab is pugnacious ; ho will fight upon the slightest provocation. There is something peculiarly funny in watching a fight between two of these species. They walk up to each other tail first, like a pair of kicking mules, and pitch in. But if the animal crab is warlike, the human crab is doubly so. lie will not for a moment endure a wrong to his cherished theories All the gentility, eloquence, manners, everything, are things of the past. They are like some of the lauded men of the past, prosy and dull, but no matter. Tell the human crab so and he will at once swell up and puff himself like bis namesake. His face is of the same color, and launches at your head Patrick Henry, Washington, (who never told a lie), be cause—but no matter, he is dead now ; Jefferson, Joyce, Heth Bunker Hill, Bob Morris and Hail Columbia, and if you are the man you are taken to be, he beats you. "My father never did so," is an un answerable argument. . These crabs never seem to think that new principles are being evolved day by day, and it is running the head against atone walls to try to convince them. You can eat the animal crab, but the other kind are too tough for masticatioe. NO. 15.