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Too late—too late I No pledge I I've tried it twice—a waste of breath I Too late ! There's no release for me but death. It's bad enough to drink ; but not to drink Doth such a train of ghastly horrors wake As in one hour would leave me dead, I think. Ah, keep away, ye fiends, for pity's sake I The very thought of them effects my brain, My end will be when they shall come again. Love rum ? I'd love to hold my head up high And breathe God's air a free and fearless man And look with undimmed eyes on earth and sky, With steady nerve to do and head to plan; I'd love to grapple trials as they come In manly fashion, brave and strong. Love rum? If only I could come into some land Where no drink is, God knows how willingly I'd fight these dreadful torments of the damn ed That clutch the scul of him who would be free But marshal up those grizzly shapes of woe To fall again as twice before ? No, no Ah, if I might have known bow it would be In those old college days so wild and gay, When first I drank in youthful revelry flow easy then to put the cup away I A mother's hope and joy I was till then; Now see me trembling—ah I Those eyes again Back, fiery eyes, to hell, where you belong, I'll drink you down—what blood ?'Drink blood ? Help ! Help I They come, a hideous, devilish throng I Back, get ye back ! They'll toss me in the flood! Long, crooked hands are crawling in my hair I Is this the end Ha, ha! Too late for prayer. [Written for the JOURNAL.] HOW HE DONE IT. There are many courtships worth nar rating, while a greater majority are con ducted in such a business-like way as to be void of all romance—so unlike human nature that a recital would not be pleasing. The one we are about to disclose is of the romantic order, and will amuse the young folks generally. A party consisting of six individuals, men of wealth and leisure, had gone out for a boat-ride on one of the Western riv ers. The evening was mild and sunny. The boat was one of grace and beauty, and would carry twice as many as were on board beside the men who did the rowing. It had a neat little deck above the rowers, with cushioned seats, upon which the six men were reclining, and seeming to be very happy.. Two of the party were mar ried, one of whom was John Foster, a jolly young fellow. John had been singing songs and telling stories, to the great pleas ure of the boys. At length one of the party addressed him thus: "See here,. John, I have beard your courtship and marriage spoken of as being a romantic affair, but never heard the par ticulars. Come, old fellow a little more fun at your expense willl make things lively.".. . . "Well, boys, I often laugh over my ex perience, and think no man ever drew a longer breath than I did after the minister pronounced us wan and wife. My father in-law, Mr. Hamlin, was a widower, and thought very handsome by the ladies. He resided some three miles from my father's farm, on one of his own. He had not lived here long, however, and when I came home from school, I beard all the boys talking of "pretty Nellie Hamlin." Mr. Hamlin came to see us very often, and never failed inviting me to see him. At length I decided on going over, more to see ' pretty Nellie" than any one else. I was treated in the most hospitable man ner each time I called, and began to feel interested in Nellie. I think he noticed this. I supposed it would please him, but on the contrary he began to be more re served and treated me coolly. It was not long until I was in love with hisdaughter, and had gotten up a little courtship, when he told me to "please cease calling." I became angry and told him he should do the same. He did not come to our house any more, and I did not go over to see Nellie for about two weeks. But who can Sght against a love that is stronger than the love of life ? I wrote her a note to meet me, when we decided to meet once every week, clandestinely, of course, at her house or in a neighboring grove. This worked well fur a long time, as Mr. Ham lin was in the habit of spending Saturday evening from home, and I made it suit to see Nelge in his absence. She could not ascertain where her father went, but was glad to see him leave home on that eve ning. I would conceal myself about the barn till Mr. Hamlin would leave, when Nellie and I would have the house to our selves. I'll tell you, boys, I never had such a happy time. At last I discovered where Mr. Hamlin was spending his eve• nings, and in a way I didn't like too well. You see I went over a little too early. It is natural for lovers to be on time, and often ahead of time. I had toretnain hid den until Mr. H. would be gone, so I took shelter in a carriage, a double-seated affair. The curtains were all closed down, and it seemed just the place. Soon after I heard him •alking to his "Billy horse," and I expected him to be off in a few moments, but fate worked against me this time. My heart ran up into my throat when I saw Mr. H. bitching "Billy" to the carriage. What to do I could not tell. I had to con fess to myself that I was afraid of him. He sprang upon the seat and started off at a fearful rate. I felt a good deal like pray ing, for I knew I would fare badly if he saw me there, He wonl , l laugh to himself; and then give Billy a cut with the whip. I began to think lie was going to see some lady—but who was it ? He might possibly drive me twenty miles from home, and al low me the pleasure of walking back. I passed the time in watching him, and planning how I would get out, when he turned short into a lane which led to the back part of our farm. I now began to fear that he knew I was in the carriage, and was driving me back to what we called "dark hollow," to hang me, or do something to terrify me, but what was my surprise wheehe stopped at theend of a lane which . led into our house, and I saw a lady coming toward us. Almost paralyzed, I WITH BUSINESS CARDS, CONCERT TICKETS, LEGAL BLANKS PAMPHLETS Z 1 The Bondage of Drink, Slit Am-Zeller. BY W. 11. W HUNTINGDON, PA., 'WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 1874. recognized the voice of my sister Anna. She was soon by his side, and I'll fall into the water this moment and drown myself, if he didn't put his arms around her and kiss her. I felt like dying from shame and indignation. Be who had forbidden me his house, to meet and kiss beautiful sister Anna thus ! And she who had ever protested against the practice of kissing, as being altogether wrong and unlady-like, to permit him, a widower, to kiss her. I was so angry, and was nearly drawn double with my cramped condition, but there I had to stay and watch them much against my will. I had never asked Nellie to allow me to kiss her, just because this sister, who was older than me, taught me it was wrong. and now to see her allow this man that privilege, was too much for me. I never had had such a ride in my life, and prayed I might never have another. You need not laugh, boys, but I would rather have been where Nellie was. I could see that "Billy" bad been here before, for he did not more than move, and often stopped and nipped at the bushes by the way side. I can tell you that "Billy" had to be his own driver. Mr. Hamlin talked love till I grew sick, but Anna smiled as I had never seen her do, while I was boiling over with rage. True, I was engaged to Nellie, and should respect her father more, but I could not. If I bad not been afraid of him, I would have yelled out from anger till he would have jumped over Billy, ald thought the last day was at hand, and the trumpet was sounding to resurrect him from the love into which he had fallen. But understand I had to keep quiet. This state of' things continued much longer than I have dignity to own. Here we wandered up and down the road, while Billy looked up at the trees, and stopped to listen occasionally at what was going on around him. I never felt more silly, and if it had been my grandmother acting so, I should not have felt worse. I closed my eyes to shut out the sight, but no use; the kissing went on, and I had to hear if not see it. Mr. Hamlin was now as hideous to me as an owl. I heard the promise to meet again next Saturday eve ning, and saw my sister trip off up the lane. I began to fear it would get day light, and I would be seen. We had not gone far till I saw • Mr. H's. head drop, and knew he was sleeping. I 'opened the side door quietly and sprang out. I could scarcely walk, but made my way home, thinking I would introduce the kissing subject at the breakfast table. My younger sisters always joined me when teasinc , Anna. I began the next morning by saying, "Anna, you should of had some loved one to kiss you awake, this morning, as you are late to breakfast." "Brother," she said, you should not talk so before your sisters, and you know very well there is no man who would do that." "0 yes," I said, "there are enough who would do it.' "Yes, but I mean I would not think of allowing it. It seems to me you don't think of anything else." "I doubt, Anna, if you think of arry thing else," I said. "No, John, that will do after marriage, not before." I began to fear ate was married, and dropped the question. I was now very anxious to see and tell Nellie of my ride. When I told her I omitted the kissing, for I was ashamed of my sister's conduct. She laughed till I began to think it was not so serious a mutter after all.— When I told her of' their promise to meet the following Saturday evening she said at once, "We must go with father." "No," I said. "Yes, we will, Johnnie, you must let me have my own way in this, dear." I said no more, but felt very nervous over it all week. According to promise I was in the car riage at the appointed time, and was soon joined by Nellie. She trembled a good deal when she came, but soon whispered more calmly. The night was even darker than before, and we were soon flying across the country. I was again to see enacted what had made me sick just one week past. If Nellie bad known the fate awaiting her she would not have been in that carriage. Mr. H. took the same road, and was soon joined by Anna, whom he addres-ed as his "darling." I felt Nellie twitch a little, and knew she blushed when her father acted as if he was going to devour my sis ter. When I saw him acting thus I felt like having revenge in some way. I be gan to realize that I had a kissable being by my side. I knew it was mean in me to act so, for Nellie dare not make a fuss, and if I was cruel enough to take advan tage of her situation, she could not help herself. So, for every kiss he gave my sister I gave his daughter two. I was try , ino• ' to get even with him on the first ride. At last the awful moment came. He put his arms around my sister, (mine were around Nellie,) and said : "My darling, you know how much I love you; at east you try to know, but cannot tell. It surpasses any demonstra tion I can make; without you I shall be miserable, but with you the happiest man on earth. Anna, will you be my darling wife?" The answer came so low I could not hear it, but a lover's ear could, and he "thanked heaven," and everything else he could think of, then kissed her. (I kissed somebody twice.) "Now, my dear," said Anna, "you have not been treating brother John as you should. I hear you do not allow him to see Nellie." "Oh, yes, he may go to see Nellie." "Yes, but you promised me once before, and I have beard since then that you still prevent him." "Noble sister," I thought. "No, I don't; he may go as often as he wishes. Aud we will be married in six weeks, pet." The time was act, and a kiss to seal the bargain. (I took two.) My heart rolled about like a big potato, and I thought it had turned into a drummer boy, when Nellie said : "Thank you, father, for allowing John to visit me." Anna screamed, and Mr. H. was out upon the dash of the carriage ready to run away like a man and leave his precious charge. "Who, or what is it 'I" "0 !it is John and I. We thought we would take a little ride with you, and since you and Anna are to be married in six weeks, and you have learned to like John so well, you will allow us to get married at the same time. Won't you, father, dear ?" What could he say but "y-e•s ?" From that moment I loved Mr. 11. We all live very happy. I still tease Anna about the propriety of kissing, and ask Nellie if she has any liking for the back seat of a carriage. Our young wives fuss a good deal as to which baby is the pretti- est, but no matter about that, but I would like to know what relationship those ba bies sustain to each other. glvatling for the Mon. J. Howard Payne A newspaper correspondent in one of his letters from Washington, gives the fol lowing brief sketch of one whose name is as little known to the world, as a single emanation of his genius is widely appre ciated : As I sit in my garret here (in Washing ton) watching the course of great men and the destiny of party, I meet often with strange contradictions in this eventful life. The most remarkable was that of J. How ard Payne—author of "Sweet Home !" I knew him personally. He occupied the rooms under me for some time, and his conversation was so captivating that I have often spent whole days in his apartment. He was an applicant for office at the time —Consul at Tunis—from which he had been removed. What a sad thing it was to see the poor man subjected to the hu miliation of office seeking. Of evenings we would walk along the streets, looking into lighted parlors as we passed. Once and a while we saw some family circle so happy, and forming so beautiful a group, that we would both stop—and then pass silentl . on. On such occasions he would give me a history of his wanderings—his trials, and all the cares incident to his sen sitive nature and poverty. "How often," said be once, "I have been in the heart of Paris, Berlin, London, or somo other city, and heard persons singing, or the hand or gan playing "Sweet Home," without a shilling to buy the next meal or a place to put my head. The world has literally sung my song till every heart is familiar with its melody. Yet, I have been a wan derer from my boyhood. My country has turned me ruthlessly from office—and in my old age I have to submit to humiliation for bread." Thus would he complain of his hopeless lot. His only wish was to die in a foreign land, to be buried by strangers and sleep in obscurity. I met him one day. looking unusually sad. "Have you got your Consulate ?" said I. "Yes—and I leave in a week for Tunis —I shall never return." This last expression was not a poetical faith.—Far from it. Poor Payne—his wish was realized. He died at Tunis.— Whether his remains have been brought to his native country I know not. They should be, and if none others will do it let the homeless throughout the woald give a penny for the monument to Payne. I knew him and will give him my penny, and for an inscription the following: HERE LIES J. HOWARD PAY,NE, Author of "Sweet Home." _ A wanderer in life—he whose song was sung in every tongue, and found echo in every heart— NEVER 11AD A HOME ! He died in a foreign land ! It is a singular fact that very few per sons in America , know that the author of "Sweet Home" was an American. You ask nine persons out of ten, even among those who have any knowledge of musical history, they will tell you Sir Henry Bish op or some such person must have the credit. The truth is, this song is almost the only thing that Payne ever d'd which is entitled to remembrance. The author was a maker of melo-dramas and musical plays. "Home, Sweet Home," was a song in one of them. Payne did not remain in the country to see the piece performed, and the first time be ever heard his own song was in the streets of a great European city. Its pathetic appeal to a sentiment which exists in every human bosom gives an immediate echo over the whole world, which has not nor never will die away. Acheen and the Acheenese. Many people having read frequent dis patches in the papers about the Acheen ese, will be glad to learn where they live. Admen forms the northwestern portion of Sumatra. It covers an area of 800 geo graphical square miles, and has 2,000,000 inhabitants belonging to the Maylayan race. The Acheonese are tall, strongly built and of a violent and haughty tem perament, though they are much more in telligent and skillful than most of the other inhabitants of Sumatra. They are mostly Mohammedans. The capital has about 8,000 houses and 36,000 inhabitants. The country generally is mountainous, but exceedingly fertile; pepper, coffee, cotton, tobacco and vegetables grow freely and produce abundant crops. Gold and pre cious stones are also found in great quan tities. Although part of Sumatra is under the equator, the climate is very mod erate. The air is healthy in the moun tain districts, but not on the plains or on the coast. Acheen abounds with wild ani mals—there are elephants, tigers, buffaloes, rhinoceroses and orang-outangs. The lat ter are never killed by the natives, as they believe the souls of their ancestors have passed into these animals. Among the allies of the Acheenese are the Battas, a cheerful people, who are cannibals, and al ways take salt and lemon juice when they go to war, so as to be able to regale them selves on the flesh of their dead enemies. Short Sermons. Paradise is at the feet of mothers.—Ma• hornet. _ _ Corn is cleaned with the wind, and the soul with chastening.— George Herbert. The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse as we grow old.— Rochefoucauld. He that has never known adversity is but half acquainted with others, or with him self.—Cotion. How many persons fancy they have ex perience simply because they have grown old.—Stanislaus. Always rise from the table with an ap petite, and you will ■ever sit down without one.— William Penn. At twenty years of age , the will reigns ; at shirty, the wit; and at forty, the judg ment.— Grattan. I am no herald to proclaim men's pedi• grecs ; it is sufficient for me to know their virtues.—Sir P. Sidney. Old friends are like old boots. We nev er, realize how perfectly they were fitted to us till they are cast aside, and others, finer and more stylish, perhaps, but cramping and pinching in every corner, are substi tuted. As TUE Lord's mercies are new every morning, so those to whom they come have a perpetual freshness of life untouched by the burden and heat of the day. Go to the Jounzret Stationery Store for bargains. Up a Tree One night, recently, young Mullen, of New Castle, who feared that the lady he loved was entertaining an admirer, deter mined to climb a tree in the yard, from which he could see into the sitting-room in the second story, where the young wo man was supposed to be. Just as he got himself fixed in a comfortable position commanding the window, some one upon the inside pulled the curtain down. Then Mullen made up his mind to descend. It was very dark, but just as he began to slide down the trunk, Mullen heard a dog barking furiously beneath, and, looking down, he saw a huge animal capering about, apparently very eager to nip Mr. Mullen's legs. Then Mullen suddenly climbed up the tree again, and endeavored to drive the clog off, but the more bespoke to the brute, the more it danced around and barked. Then Mullen came down as low as he dared, and tried to coax the ani mal, bnt this only made him hop about and howl more furiously than ever. So it be came apparent that Mullen would have to spend the night in the tree. He fixed himself as comfortably as lie could in a crotch of the limbs, and kicked his legs, and moved his arms, to keep himself from freezing to death. Several times, when he thought the dog was asleep, he attempted to descend, but each time the brute awoke, and began to caper about. By the time daylight arrived, Mullen was so benumbed with cold that he could hardly use his hands; but, as the sky grew brighter, he leaned over to examine his persecutor, and, to his amazement, he found that it was his own dog, which, unknown to him, had fol lowed him to the tree, and had barked and capered only to express his delight at the prospect of Mullen coming down and going home. The suddenness with which Mul len reached the ground is said to have been remarkable, and the language used by him bad. He has some of he rheumatism which he got on that night in his bones yet. Forestry. Few persons have any idea of the im mense extent of land required to grow trees for building and other purposes, , In Europe alone 500,000,000 acres of land are devoted to woodland. Norway and Sweden have about 80,000,000 of acres coverod with trees. Indigenous to the country are the Norway spruce, fir, maple, Scotch pine and beach. The introduction of foreign trees has been attended with success, and the oak, pine and walnut are reported as grow ing to very fair dimensions. Spain and Portugal, though their woods are little known in commerce, set apart about 6,000,- 000 acres fur tree•growing. Germany has taken better care of her forests than other nations, and has replenished her woodlands with fresh stock. In the 50,000,000 acres of timber-growing land, she possesses near ly all the important varieties of wood which are found. To Italy we are indebted for very excellent walnut, but her 5,000,000 acres also produce fir, pine, oak and pop lar. Neither Turkey nor Greece are of much importance as wood-producing coun tries, but that they might be is gathered from the fact that they have 10,000,000 acres under forest cultivation. Denmark, producing oak, Norway spruee, fir, etc., has 500 000 acres of woodland. Although Russia has no system of forestry, she has 300,000,000 acres devoted to timber culti vation. As to British North America, no ono can form anything like an accurate es timate of its enormous wealth of timber.— It is roughly computed that there are 900,- 000,000 acres occupied by timber, or an extent equal to the whole of England a dozen times told. In the large forests of British Columbia are found firs reaching 300 feet in height. The United States possess 560,000,000 acres of forest land.— The great influx of population has led to wanton waste, and the time is not remote when the loss will be severely felt. First Cost of a Man or Woman An economic journal enters into strange ly curious calculations as to the "actual cost, in dollars and cents, which a man or woman would be to the world and society by the time he or she got old enough to begin to pay expenses," or to return back to the country what thus far had been ex pended in rearing their population. Every baby, it is fair to assume, when properly brought up, costs its parents at least fifty dollars a year, an expense which increases largely as food, clothing, the shelter of a warm home,' education, and spending money are required for the grow ing child. The acturl cost, up to the fif teenth year, of each child in this Repub lic, is certainly not less than one thousand dollars. At that age its labor would be worth its subsistence. Not till it reaches the age of eighteen (and a great many not even then) does it really begin to be pro ductive. For every 100,000 children the nation has to produce six or eight millions of dollars consumed without adding at all to production. To rear that number of children to a productive age certainly costs a hundred millions of dollars, without any profit whatever in return. Herein is the great value of immigration. This great Republic receives into its broad and glor ious bosom every day not less than one thousand immigrants from the Old World. Of course two-thirds, perhaps seven eighths, are adults, ready grown for us by Europe at her cost up to the productive point, when they come to our shores to give us the benefit of their toil. Annually does Europe labor industriously to produce and raise for our Republic, free of cost, more than 300,000 persons, with whom we could not have furnished ourselves at an expense of $300,000. No wonder that we grow rich and prosperous, for the loss of the world is our gain, and all the countries are nursing mothers for ours. SPECIMEN of heavy writing on the Dan bury News : "Thursday evening of last week was a spring evening. Forty thous and screaming demons rode the winds that surged through the streets, crumbling up the hard snow and frozen mud, and blind ing pedestrians with the powder. All night long the demons howled, shutters rattled, signs creaked, branches groaned, and shed doors slammed. All night long the beau tiful birds of spring hung their heads and hushed their carols, and all night long the sweet flowers of the gladsome springtime shrank within their petals, and smothered their fragrance in their palpitating bo soms, and boarders screamed for more quilts." A HINT TO WivEs.—A lady adminis tered a severe beating to her husband the other night over the banisters, with a broom. She made him believe that she took him for a burglar. GREAT bargains in School Stationery at the JOURNAL Building. Tit-Bits Taken on the Fly The proposition to introduce ladies as railroad conductors is frowned upon in view of the fact that their trains are always be hind. A Wyoming paper delicately announces that its charges for marriage notices is "just what the ecstasy of the brdegroom may prompt." A singer in Vienna is said to have a curiously abnormal formation of the vo cal organs, by which he is able toeing two notes simultaneously. It is said that the essential oil in onions is so powerful that if a man were to die shortly after eating one, his brain would exhale the odor of the vegetable. It is said that counterfeit half dollars, bearing the date of 1871, are circulating in Sacramento, and bogus quarters, dated 1844, are very numerous in San Francisco. Persia is said to be the land of roses, but recently an order was received in Eng land for some or the finest varieties of English roses, to be planted in the Shah's gardens. A csmplaint is made that the New York undertakers are in such a hurry to put bodies on ice, that in the case of persons who are not dead, they must inevitably be frozen to death. A quicksilver fever is said to be exci ting the mercurial temperaments of the peo ple of Sonoma county, California. The hills in the vicinity are reported to be "biack with prospectors." A curiosity is shortly to be placed in the Ordnance Museum at Washington, con sisting of a Federal and Confederate bullet impacked in the air, which was picked up before Petersburg in 1864. The excursion season has commenced in New York. Two boats recently went from thence to the fishing Banks, and the five hundred people who composed the party succeeded in catching one porgie. A spelling contest, open to all children attending the public schools, took place in Washington last week. There were 221 contestants, about one-half of whom were girls. The prizes consisted of medals. A medimval galley has been found in the excavation of the port of Savona. It is full of blocks of stone, and was one of two which the famous Genoese Admiral, Andrea Dorta, sank to construct the en trance. The island of Bermuda is reported to be having a very dry season, and its vege table crop will not be more than half the average. Many of the early vegetables which reach American markets are from Bermuda. According to all accounts, those Men noites who are coming from Southern Russia to settle in ourVestern Territories, are an industrious and thrifty people, just the kind to make the wilderness blossom like the rose. The corner-stone of a Roman Catholic college will be laid at Macon, Ga., on Sun day, Bishop Gross officiating. Catholic and Irish societies from Savannah, Atlan ta, Augusta end Columbus will take part in the ceremonies. A female cat, says the LebanQn Courier, belonging to Mr. David Aughbaug,h, at Sheridan, gave birth, last week, to six kit• tens, all attached to each other at the stomach by a ligature at that place. This beats the Siamese Twins all Lo pieces. The Boston Flower Mission, established four or five years ago, bas begun work in the hospitals, prisons, Ste., fur the season s places having been designated where con• tributions are to be sent every Monday and Thursday, tIM flowers to be distribu ted by young ladies. The Steel Works Company from Pitts burgh who have been prospecting for a site to locate for some time past, have late ly secured a tract of land in Beaver Falls, a short distance from the saw works, where they will soon commence the erection of the necessary buildings. According to the Wilmington Gazette, there is a woman living in Pencader Hun drefl, New Castle county, Del., who has been married twenty-four years, and who last week gave birth to her twenty-third child, which makes her record one child per year since her marriage. An English chemist, officially employed to detect adulterations, reported forty faulty samples out of a hundred and sev enty. Arrow rttot was mixed in starch, coffee with chickory, milk with water, mustard with flour tumeric, vinegar with sulphuric acid and oil of vitriol. Miss Grace : "Why, cook, I declare ! here comes the long-lost tortoise Uncle Philip gave us last year ! And out of the coal cellar, of all places in the world !" "Lor, Miss Grace, is that the tortoise ? Why, I've been a usin' of 'im all through the winter to break the coals with." At Davenport, Is , recently, a boy five years old found a cup of whisky, the con tents of which he drank, and shortly after died in great agony. The child's birth day had been celebrated the previous eve ning,'and the whisky had been left over with other remains of the festivities. A luckless undergraduate on being ex amined for his degree, and failing in every subject upon which he was tried, com plained that he had not been questioned on the things he knew. The examiner tore off about an inch of paper, and push ing it toward him desired him to write up on it all he knew. In the Perry county Court last week Judge Junkin sentenced a Send incarnate named John Baker, who was convicted of committing a rape upon the person of a little girl named Alice Robinson, aged eleven years, to separate and solitary con finement at bard labor in the Eastetn peni tentiary for a period of ten years. The Southwest Pennsylvania Railway will be extended this season from Connels ville to Mt. Braddock, a distance of about seven miles. The completion of this road to Mt. Braddock will put the Pennsylvania Railroad in direct competition with the Pittsburgh, Washington and Baltimore Railroad, for the coke trade of the Fayette branch. The graduates of the Washington semi nary are making arrangements for a re union in the hall of the institution on Thursday, Juno 25th, with a view of ex tending a farewell offering to Mrs. Hanna upon her retirement from the active man agement. The matter is in the hands of a committee consitsing of Miss Martha Gray son, Mrs. 8.. B. Gamble, Mrs. C. Lemoyne Wills, Miss Jenette B. Lourie and Miss Jane W. Baird. NO. 21. [By Request.] The Gypsy's Warning Trust him not, oh gentle lady ; Though his voice be low and sweet. Heed not him who kneels before thee, Softly pleading at thy feet. Now thy life is in its morning ; Cloud not this, thy happy lot; Listen to the Gypsy's warning; Gentle lady, trust him not. Lady, once there lived a maiden, Young and pure, and like thee, fair, Yet he wooed, he wooed and won her, Thrilled her gentle heart with care. Then he heeded not her weeping, He cared not her life to save ; Soon she perished—now she's sleeping In the cold and silent grave. Lady, turn not from me so coldly, For I have only told the truth; From a stern and withering sorrow, Lady, I would shield thy youth. I would shield thee from all danger, Shield thee from the Tempter's snare, Lady, shun the dark-eyed stranger, I have warned thee—now beware. Take your gold, I do not want it, Lady, I have prayed for this. For the hour that I might foil him, And rob him of expected bliss. Aye, I see thou art filled with wonder, At my look so fierce and wild, Lady, in the church-yard yonder, , Sleeps the Gypsy's only child. Personal Mr. Brooks, of Arkansas, was formerly a Methodist minister. Gen. Schenck has made arrangements to return to England, on the 20th, inst. He is now in Washington. The Rev. William R. Alger will be one of the speakers at the demonstration of the Boston workingmen, on Monday. The Rev. Robert Collyer, of Chicago, is affectionately termed "Our Bob" by the religious daily, the Chicago Times. Providence, R. 1., has an old citizen named John Williams, who recently cele brated his one hundred and sixth birth day. Mrs. Belva A. Harris has been admitted to practice before the Court of Claims in Washington, beginning with a $lOO,OOO suit. Mr. J, C. Hall, an official in the Indian Political Department, lately became insane and murdered two natives near Ormutt India. Miss J. Edgar Thompson has her dresses made in Paris. On a recent invoice this lady paid $6OO customs duties, and it was only a trunk full. The Rev. Adriondack Murray is cred ited with havizig laid out $60,000 on his Guilford, Connecticut, stock farm within the past five years. A great affliction has befallen Lord Lyt ton ("Owen Meredith") in the death of his only son. His little daughter is also in very poor health. A Southern paper says that General Forrest, "the brilliant Confederate cavalry leader," is now engaged in hauling wood to Memphis. driving the team himself. It is reported that Judge Hoar has de termined to retire from public life at the end of the present term of Congress, and devote himself to his large law practice. A king of Babylon ordered cremation for his subjects and built for that purpose the first furnace, but Messrs. Shadrach, Meschach and Abednego wouldn't cremate. Brigham Young has begun to be made a grandfather-in-law. In a few years it will be necessary to calculate the Prophet's family connections by geometric progres sion. The Sumner family, which gave Massa chusetts Colony a Governor, and was rep resented in our time by Senator and Gen. eral Sumner, migrated in 1604 from Bi cester, in Oxfordshire, England. The wife of ex• Governor McCook, of Colorado, died in Washington, on Tuesday, of typhoid pneumonia. She had been in the capital several months with her hus• band, who is awaiting the result of his nomination to the Senate for Governor of Colorado. Late investigations have completely dis proved the formerly-received genealogy of the Washingtons, which derived them from the north of England baronets of the name, and the Father of his Country is as entirely without a pedigree as the obscu rest Democrats among us. The Milwaukee Sentinel has a special court correspondent in England. The latest intelligence he sends to that journal is that "Queen Victoria allows the Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh to board at her house while the Clarence House is being whitewashed ; but she makes them pay up in advance every Saturday night." The instruments used by Dr. Living stone, in his last journey, a sextant, ther mometer, and chronometer, are still ex hibited in the map-room of the Royal Ge ographical Society, of London, together with some of his maps made in 1856—i. The maps arc said to be executed with great care and neatness, and to contain a vast amount of information. Ole Bull was once seeing the sights at Donnybrook Fair, when he was attracted by the sound of a very loud violin in a tent. He entered and said, "My good friend, do you play by note ?" "The deuce a note, sir." "Do you play by ear, then ?" "Niver an ear, yer honor." "How do you play, then ?" "Ba main strength, be jabers." Mrs. Captain W. H. Wilson sailed from New York for Liverpool, Saturday, on the Republic. She is well known for her he roism in having some years ago brought her husband's vessel safely into port, when he had been so disabled as to be entirely unfit to manage the ship. The English Government gave her a gold locket as a memorial. The Vienna journals announce that, ac cording to an ancient custom still observed at the Court of Vienna, the Emperor and Empress of Austria washed the feet of twelve old men and twelve old women, on Good Friday, one old woman being 107 years old. The ceremony was performed with great solemnity in the presence of the Court dignitaries, and each old person re ceived thirty pieces of silver. Prof. Loomis, of Yale College, like es- President Caswell, of Brown University, has been making comparison between the April which has just left us and its prede cessors for 96 years, and he finds that it had a mean s temperature of six degrees be low the average of any of them. The re cords have only been kept at New Haven for 96 years, but that is long enough to give our youngest April a very bad repu tation.